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Geraldo Rivera
In a move against political correctness run amok, Geraldo Rivera, who made his name unlocking the secrets of the Al Capone vault and giving away US troop positions in Iraq has decided to step down as an Associate Fellow at Yale University’s (soon to be renamed) Calhoun College.
As anticipated by anybody with a pulse, his twitter feed went completely insane with people calling him everything under the sun.
I wonder how many of those accusing him of everything from slavery apologia to outright hatred of blacks realizes that Yale will remain named after an actual slave trader even after the name of the slave-owning seventh Vice President of the United States is removed from campus buildings.
::Creates list called “people that are interesting enough for others to comment on”::
::marks Geraldo Rivera off said list::
Lol.
The Calhoun thing is funny, though. We have a local lake called Calhoun. Because we are infected with proggies, there has been an ongoing effort to give it an indian name instead – Bde Maka Ska.
They are all fucking crazy.
More sad trombone
Here, sloop, Masha will give you an “A” for effort:
Last time, then fuck it if it FAILS.
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