We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Let’s see how that’s working out, shall we?
A dozen airport and Transportation Security Administration (TSA) employees have been arrested for their alleged involvement in a massive cocaine smuggling operation in Puerto Rico, the U.S. Attorney’s Office announced Monday.
Which one of the preamble clauses do you think government drug smuggling and trafficking is? It must fall under one of those clauses, since that’s what the government is for and this is what the government is doing.
Logic, how does it work. Like this, clearly:
An Airport Aviation Services worker, who was a baggage handler and ramp employee, is charged with paying TSA employees to clear the suitcases stuffed with cocaine; taking the suitcases to their designated flights; and giving a drug trafficking organization member the “all clear” for mules to board the plane.
“These individuals were involved in a conspiracy to traffic massive quantities of illegal narcotics to the continental United States,” Rosa Emilia Rodríguez-Vélez, U.S. Attorney for the District of Puerto Rico, said in a statement. “These arrests demonstrate the success of the AirTAT initiative, which has successfully allocated a dedicated group of state and federal law enforcement officers, whose mission is to ensure that our airports are not used in the drug traffickers’ illicit businesses.”
Emphasis added for effect. A government agency charged with providing for the common defense requires yet another government initiative and a dedicated team to police it to also provide for the common defense violated by the first agency.
Children sing of an old woman who swallowed a dog to catch a cat that she’d swallowed to catch a bird that she’d swallowed to catch a spider that she’d swallowed to catch a fly. As analogies go, this works quite well.
(Spoiler: no one knows why she swallowed the fly. Analogy still accurate.)
It remains unclear how much it will cost to swallow the buffalo to catch the cougar needed to catch the goat, and it seems unlikely we can comfortably swallow the elephant currently being eyeballed. In the old days, before modern medical innovations, the patient usually died but one must keep in mind the profession only had horses to rely upon. We’ve learned so much since then.
What a good thing the entire affair is such a demonstrated success.
The TSA has dealt with a number of high-profile security lapses at airports in recent years, including a gun-smuggling operation uncovered at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in 2015.
… awkward…
So, how ’bout them Bears?
Well. This is probably far preferable to and not even remotely similar to bathrooms and cloths and million-dollar birthday gifts. Sound off in the comments to explain which clause this feels like to you.
I think you are tackling two different issues and they are only tentatively connected. The TSA is barely connected to common defense in the sense meant in the constitution, in my opinion government doing something it shouldn’t be doing. The whole airline security provided by government is a mistake. It is a giant clusterfuck. Other than just providing more government employees and more opportunity for them to engage in corruption the TSA isnt really responsible for the corruption. It can and will happen in any office, any agency.
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Welcome Eddie. Glad to see you here.
They are still working out a few kinks in the site.
Security of the state is hard. I don’t think the TSA qualifies as defense or general welfare of the people. I imagine that at the time, we were concerned more with other nations sending armadas at us. Hard to see how that advances through time (unlike the 2nd). I can understand why some people genuinely think that NSA bulk email collection or something counts as protecting us even though we laugh at that argument.
There must be something between only the militia and full 1984 papers-to-go-anywhere big brother.
“They are still working out a few kinks in the site.”
Did someone say Kinks?
Perhaps she’ll die.
Eddie! Check out “The Glibening.” Heh.
Tonio, you sure have quite an imagination!
Yes, indeed…
“no one knows why she swallowed the fly”
Probably riding a motorcycle without a helmet. She’s lucky she only caught a fly and not a bullet from a Hero in blue.
I wonder how much differently the Constitution would be interpreted had the preamble said simply “this is the Constitution of the USA”, full stop.
Also, am I the only one here who can recite the Preamble word for word but only if I it, thanks to that delightful little Schoolhouse Rock earworm?