Libertarian Valentine’s Day

23 Comments

1. Volren on February 14, 2017 at 2:10 pm

   Hello.

2. Heroic Mulatto on February 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm

   How you doin’, Volren?

3. DOOMco on February 14, 2017 at 2:12 pm

   I know I’ll be listening to this album tonight.

4. Old Man With Candy on February 14, 2017 at 2:15 pm

   No tentacle porn? Or alien bukkake? Where’s your sense of romance???

5. Heroic Mulatto on February 14, 2017 at 2:16 pm

   Does the no NSFW gif commenting policy apply to the original posts themselves?

6. DOOMco on February 14, 2017 at 2:20 pm

   …Probably?

7. Volren on February 14, 2017 at 2:22 pm

   How do I post replies?

   Also Rufus isn’t here is he? If not, can I steal his gimmick of “Canadians who say hello”?

8. Tundra on February 14, 2017 at 2:25 pm

   Hi Volren.

   The Wankel Lover apparently wrecked the threaded comments, so you’re just gonna have to use the box at the bottom like a commoner.

   Oh, and I’d be careful about stomping on Rufus’ gig. He’s Italian.

9. Gojira on February 14, 2017 at 2:25 pm

   Or, Alentines Ay for those who can’t get the V or the D.

10. Max Coins on February 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Or those who don’t want VD.

11. Heroic Mulatto on February 14, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Are you saying I have VD, Gojira?

12. Jo Ferova on February 14, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I can handle myself,
    don’t tell me what to do.

13. Old Mans and Trail 2 on February 14, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Hey everyone!

    Signed,
    Tulpa, Bo Cara, Addiction Myth, Shriek, Mary, WI, et al
    (JUST KIDDING PEOPLE)

14. Mad Scientist on February 14, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    The Wankel Lover apparently wrecked the threaded comments, so you’re just gonna have to use the box at the bottom like a commoner.

    Figure out a way to highlight new comments and I’ll be happy to vote for threading.

15. Old Man With Candy on February 14, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    Turkeys are like chickens
    Let’s fuck.

    Chicks dig poetry.

    • SP on February 14, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      That’s how he won me.

16. Tundra on February 14, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    I’m actually adjusting to the Brooksian comment style.

    Not having longer threads crushed to atoms on the right is probably best.

17. Tundra on February 14, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Chicks dig poetry.

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue.

    I’ve got genital warts,

    Soon you will too.

18. Max Coins on February 14, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    No, it has to rhyme, like this:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Old Man With Candy?
    No, (((Renegade))).

    • Old Man With Candy on February 14, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      You are my hero.

19. trshmnstr on February 14, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    it has to rhyme

    I larfed

20. Gojira on February 14, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    So I stayed home from work today because I’m really quite ill. I think that means no Valentines sex for me tonight.

    Which means it’s time to FAP.

    

21. Suthenboy on February 14, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    HM’s first post and I have to be out squinting at this tiny iPhone