Wednesday Morning Links

Without further ado…

Hey, if you love Ecuador so much, why are you coming to America, buddy?
Cubans stranded in Mexico

Cubans headed to America seem to be caught up in an extortion scheme.

The knives come out against Labor Secretary nominee Pudzer, as Oprah tape expected to be used in his confirmation hearing today.  I, for one, am certain an ex-wife scorned is a very reliable character witness to use against somebody.

New York police and prosecutors persist after decades and get conviction in 40 year old kidnapping-murder case.

Private Catholic school in St Louis expected to bar a LGBT group on religious grounds, and people are up in arms over it.

Florida Man does something very un-Florida Man.

And here I thought everything in Las Vegas was legal.  Apparently stuffing cash in condoms isn’t.  Neither is whoring anymore, although they’re now calling it “sex trafficking.”

Have a great day out there, friends.

Comments

71 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Lord Humungus

    A Nigel Farage speech:

    I feel like I am attending a meeting of a religious sect here this morning. It’s as if the global revolution of 2016, Brexit, Trump, the Italian rejection of the referendum, has completely bypassed you.

    You can’t face up to the fact that this bandwagon is going to roll across Europe in these elections in 2017. A lot of citizens now recognize this form of centralized government simply doesn’t work. … At the heart of it is a fundamental point: Mr. [name not recognized] this morning said, the people want more Europe.

    They don’t. The people want less Europe. We see this again and again when people have referendums and they reject aspects of EU membership. But something more fundamental is going on out there.

    I wish I had 20% of the ability to speak like Farage. Though lately he does seem awfully lovey-dovey with Trump.

  2. Lord Humungus

    Russian government dismisses claims intelligence officials in contact with Donald Trump election campaign

    The Russian government has dismissed allegations that the country’s intelligence officials were in repeated contact with Donald Trump’s team ahead of the US election.

    “Let’s not believe anonymous information,” Vladimir Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters.

    “It’s a newspaper report which is not based on any facts.”

    Vladimir Jabbarov, a Russian senator, told state media the latest claims were part of an intelligence community conspiracy to have the President impeached.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      Jabbarov? Sounds like a talker…

      1. Swiss Servator

        *narrows gaze*

  3. Lord Humungus

    The man with a golden bum! Suspect arrested for smuggling 12 gold bars inside his rectum after customs officers spotting him ‘walking in a funny manner’ off a plane

    An Indian man was arrested on suspicion of smuggling gold after customs officers saw him walking in a suspicious manner after walking off a plane in Hyderabad.

    Officials searched his bags and found eight gold bars weighing a total of 800 grams hidden inside LED lights.

    However, suspicious customs officers decided to x-ray the suspect and discovered a further 12 bars of gold which had been inserted before boarding the four-and-a-half hour flight from Singapore to Hyderabad.

    1. ElspethFlashman

      Rect’ ? Damn near killed ‘im!

  4. Lord Humungus

    People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance

    It works by blasting a -160 degree vapour via a liquid nitrogen tank over the genital area.

    The nitrogen is filtered and pushed out through a funnel in the form of an ice-cold vapour during the 30-minute invigorating treatment.

    The spa says: “When the sub-zero temperature covers the skin, the sudden drop in heat stimulates the temperature receptors, prompting the brain to transmit messages throughout the body so the blood vessels undergo ‘vasoconstriction’.

    “This produces a quicker blood flow and ramps up endorphin levels, generating a natural high.”

    1. Swiss Servator

      PASS.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      Isn’t the message, “help, we’re dying?” And think of the turtling going on…

    3. The Elite Elite

      Sounds, um, fun?

    4. Brett L

      Whoa, whoa, whoa. -160F Where? No thank you. Too many science courses.

    5. ElspethFlashman

      It’s not my bag, baby.

    6. The Fusionist

      Sounds safe.

  5. Lord Humungus

    Abandoned missile base in Florida Keys found to be housing four pythons

    The base closed 30 years ago and was absorbed by the Crocodile Lake National Wildlife Refuge.

    “We were in Crocodile Lake National Wildlife Refuge and the dogs indicated that there was python activity in that area,” said Christina Romagosa, an assistant research professor at the university. “The dogs sat around the bunker, but they couldn’t exactly pinpoint where the odor was coming from.”

    “The next day, The Irula came to the bunker and went into a shaft at least 10 feet down into the ground. The tribesmen found a 16-foot female Burmese python with two smaller males, and another male snake in a nearby location,” she said.

    Crocodile Lake manager Jeremy Dixon said “snakes like deep, dark places,” as well as black rats, which populate the abandoned base.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      “snakes like deep, dark places,”

      You don’t say…

      1. Mookman

        Asps…very dangerous. You go first.

    2. R C Dean

      This sounds like a SyFy movie setup. Abandoned missile base? Giant pythons?

      Mad props on the threading fix. Es tres bien.

  6. Lord Humungus

    Possible French Takeover of Opel Ruffles German Feathers

    Earlier today, PSA Group, maker of Citroën and Peugeot vehicles, was revealed to be in serious talks to acquire the General Motors-owned automaker (as well as its Vauxhall sister company). Politicians and the head of Opel’s workers union apparently didn’t see this coming.

    On the other side of the Maginot Line, the French seem just fine with the idea.

    Opel operates three factories on German soil, and regardless of who owns Opel in the future, the country wants those plants to stay put.

    German Economy Minister Brigitte Zypries was particularly steamed, calling it “unacceptable” that GM discussed selling its European subsidiary without contacting the German government and local players.

    “The company carries responsibility for the sites, the development center and the securing of employment,” she said today. “This is my clear expectation regarding General Motors.”

    1. Lord Humungus

      Related: What car company is the most libertarian?

      Tought question given that any auto maker receives handouts, tax breaks, has lobbyists, and often has (very political) union manufacturing.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        I think that libertarianism can’t be in their DNA. I’m in the midst of doing PPAPs, APQPs, and a million other acronymic documentation packages that add zero value and carry huge opportunity cost, but are all done because “that’s the procedure and cannot be questioned.”

      2. Private Chipperbot

        Ugh. Tesla? I know it’s silly, but at least they want to sell direct to customers instead of using dealerships. That may be the only thing even slightly libertarian about them.

        1. Cliche Bandit

          Wasn’t DeLorean just a money laundering scheme for a cocaine enterprise?…Yup that pretty much makes it the MOST libertarian.

      3. Tundra

        Tucker.

        Brilliant ideas first marginalized then crushed by the Establishment.

        1. +1 hadn’t thought of Tucker. Is that movie any good?

          1. Tundra

            I loved it.

            But I’m a car nerd.

          2. Tundra

            Oh, and you might find this interesting:

            An Open Letter to The Automobile Industry In The Interests Of The American Motorist By Preston Tucker President, Tucker Corp.

            But there is another group-a very powerful group—which for two years has carried on a carefully organized campaign to prevent the motoring public from ever getting their hands on the wheel of a Tucker. These people have tried to introduce spies into our plant. They have endeavored to bribe and corrupt loyal Tucker employees. Such curiosity about what goes on in the Tucker plant should be highly flattering, I suppose. But they haven’t stopped there.

            They even have their spokesmen in high places in Washington. As a direct result of their influence, Tucker dealers all over the country—men of character and standing in their communities—have been harassed and grilled by agents of the government and Congressional Investigating Committees.

            The more things change…

  7. Old Man With Candy

    I, for one, am certain an ex-wife scorned is a very reliable character witness to use against somebody.

    Well, it was good enough for everyone to decide that Bannon was an antisemite, despite not a single bit of other evidence…

  8. Old Man With Candy

    Florida Man does something very un-Florida Man.

    This explains what happened to Lucy the Goose. In Chicago, we have a different way:
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/10/15/body-found-at-suburban-chicago-golf-course/

    1. Cliche Bandit

      DON’T TALK ABOUT LUCY….wait, we CAN talk about Lucy. Has anyone invited her to contribute here? She was my favorite first.

  9. Lord Humungus

    Ugh. Warning: Personal Work Venting ensues

    Our heavy trucking division hired an older woman who has the same title as I do – but yet she is technically incompetent. She can’t program, she doesn’t understand basic project management, nor does she understand manufacturing. But she’s the wife of one of the senior managers there, which makes things even worse since they work together to get their way on projects.

    I took part in her interview process – and recommended that she _not_ be hired since she lacks the skills to do the work. My recommendation was seemingly accepted since they did not hire her…. for a year. And then, because of pressure from her husband, she eventually was.

    She provides nothing but more work for me, and another barrier from the people who used to report issues directly to me but now have to go through her. Instead of spending my time working on projects, fixing custom software, or tweaking an EDI setup, I’m answering emails from her, and doing her work, or explaining to her how to do her job.

    I’ve told my boss about this and he understands, but I got a sort of: “Well that’s just the way it is” answer. And agrees that she shouldn’t haven’t been hired just for the nepotism reasons alone.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Remarkable. We can’t even work in the same division as a spouse. Which is too bad because Mrs. OMWC could have cleaned up a lot of problems we’ve been dealing with.

    2. Brett L

      Look, your path is easy:
      1) Do exactly the same work as she does
      2) Get fired
      3) Never work again on the comfortable settlement.

    3. There’s all awful lot of people who want to live in a meritocracy. You, me, I’m betting just about everyone who hangs about here. We’ve seen that the law of the jungle is like, we hate the inefficiencies and lost opportunity costs, we’re content to build and work until it pays off according to the market.

      Then there’s everyone else, who relies on their capital and not their merit. Usually because they have the former and not the latter, although to be fair it might just be because relying on the former is much easier.

      There’s a reason journalists write badly-spelled fake news, make their careers off trolling and Twitter circles, and they never get fired. Rico quotes Shaun King, a fraud and a fake and also not good at what he does, with blithe aplomb. Huma Abedin missed all the signs, participated in a shit campaign that utterly failed and they didn’t even know it, downloaded State emails to her sex-crazed husband’s laptop in Outlook, and is still highly employable at a significant wage. It isn’t merit, she just has capital that is highly valuable in DC: the right numbers in her contacts list.

  10. Private Chipperbot

    The Pope weighs in on the pipeline.

    Francis met with representatives of indigenous peoples attending a U.N. agricultural meeting and said the key issue facing them is how to reconcile the right to economic development with protecting their cultures and territories.

    A little rich coming from the Catholic church.

  11. Max Coins

    And here I thought everything in Las Vegas was legal. Apparently stuffing cash in condoms isn’t. Neither is whoring anymore, although they’re now calling it “sex trafficking.”

    “Allegedly” the prostitution is legal outside of Clark County (so, like 40 miles from the Strip), though my personal record is being propositioned by seven different women in one evening (at Mandalay Bay). Apparently, a wedding ring and plenty of extra pounds is a big aphrodesiac. I suspect there are also inferences about cash…

  12. Suthenboy

    “I remember having a club in my hand, and as soon as he had me in the water up to my waist,…”

    Wow. That is one lucky dude. If you ever get to lay your hands on an alligator, even a small one, your first reaction is surprise at how crazy strong they are. It is more like laying your hands on a machine than an animal. They won’t usually fool with adult humans, but a 10+ footer? Once they get that big they lose their fear of people. Not only are they strong as hell, they are armored. He fended the thing off with a putter? Wow. A big one like that is a real monster. I would keep my distance. In fact I do.

    My house is only a few hundred feet from a bayou chock full of them. Last year they drained the lake upstream from me to kill off the Salvinia. The gators had nowhere to go except the bayou. I tried to fish a few times because I knew the fish had done the same and figured it would be easy to fill the freezer. No such luck. With every cast a dozen gators would pop up and converge on my bait. I caught three fish and every one of them ended up in a gator’s belly before I could reel it in. Dammit.

    Then we had a flood. A number of people lost dogs when the waters allowed the gators to swim around in the countryside, often into people’s yards.

    Yeah, this dude is lucky to be alive.

  13. greasonable

    A note on the threading. As of now, there is no metadata linking threaded replies So if comments are flattened, there is no way to put it back again.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      This is true. So when threading got turned back on, it didn’t automagically thread the replies during the time when it was off.

  14. ElspethFlashman

    Greetings! Looking like a little fun is going on here. Good to “see” you all again.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      And you as well!

    2. Tundra

      I like the avatar!

  15. Suthenboy

    Battle of the Strawmen!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlt4ZpEFSFM

    *Trigger warning: Sean Hannity

    This issue will forever be contentious as long as neither side is interested in honest arguments or real solutions. All I see one either side are immigrants being used as political pawns.

    1. This issue will forever be contentious as long as neither side is interested in honest arguments or real solutions.

      This is about deep dish, isn’t it?

  16. trshmnstr

    Random question for the commentariat: I wrote a research paper on the development of public education in Western Civilization a couple years back. I could probably pare it down to the American stuff and make a decent article out of it. Would anybody be interested in reading an article about that?

    1. DOOMco

      I would.

    2. Cliche Bandit

      yes

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      What more needs to be said than Horace Mann was an Irish-hating authoritarian asshole?

      1. trshmnstr

        I actually went light on Horace Mann in my paper. IMO there was enough of a public groundswell from the 2nd great awakening that it didn’t matter whether Mann or a trained monkey was agitating for public schooling. The anti-Catholic (and general anti-intellectual and anti-immigrant) fervor in the Protestant south was going to result in public schools.

    4. l0b0t

      Yes please.

    5. I would, and with school choice in the national eye, it’s very timely.

    6. The Fusionist

      Go for it, dude.

  17. Cliche Bandit

    WUT UP BITCHES!!!!!

    So, how is everybody? I finally got brought up to speed. I have left the H&R comments for good, or at least until they earn me back but I don’t see that happening.

    So now you all will be inflicted with my awesomeness over here. MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
    So do tags work
    Perhaps
    Links like Google?

    1. Cliche Bandit

      OK, NO EDIT BZUTTON? REALLY? NO BOLD?

      WAITER MY CHECK!

      1. DOOMco

        em and strong instead of i or b

        1. trshmnstr

          That’s the secret.

        2. Cliche Bandit

          much obliged big D.

      2. trshmnstr

        NO BOLD?

        You just need to know the secret

    2. DOOMco

      close enough. Hi CB!

      1. Old Man With Candy

        You get an Edit button when you’re promoted to Site Owner. Which requires some rituals involving a mohel, an ampallang, and an Octodog.

        1. Cliche Bandit

          Shit two out of three…

    3. So do tags work[?]

      You have been given [i] v, [em] & [b] v. [strong] tuition, and let it be known ещё которий функция РУССКИЙ БУКВИ! Ура!-)

      1. Ted S.

        Если у тебя клавиатура с кириллицой, можно писать по-русски.

        1. Если у тебя клавиатура с кириллицой, можно писать по-русски.

          Да, ты как правильно, конечно.-) Мне большой нравится, что ты как здеь, монжно хаписать к Комментком.-)

          Жеодор…. (так заню…так знаю) ХАХАХАХА!

          1. +ь, +с, -х/+н… Ой… глупая клавиатура

      2. Cliche Bandit

        Ya know Goovus, I was thinkin’ earlier as the radio news was doing the whole “Trump is in bed with Russians” I thought to myself, no, but I AM!

        BOOOOM!!!!

        1. BOOOOM!!!!

          I see Mrs. Bandit finally made you buy the BMW*, didn’t she?-D I am also pleased as punch to see you commenting here, Your Triteship.-)

          *BMWs in Russia and Eastern Euro-landia are colloquially known as, “Boomers.”

  18. Max Coins

    ROADZ!

    Extra bonus Iron Law reference. I really like his short videos, btw. Lots of them are worth checking out. It is amazing to me how many people are ignorant of basic economic principles (willfully so, in some cases – see Krugman – or I should say, late Krugman, after he abandoned his basic principles to write inane NYT columns).