Three Florida Men

25 Comments

1. DOOMco on February 16, 2017 at 2:11 pm

   why the fuck would you kill a turtle? and then beat up the man who told you it’s wrong.

   • trshmnstr on February 16, 2017 at 2:15 pm

     Because to some people, morals are as useful as an infected appendix.

   • sloopyinca on February 16, 2017 at 2:20 pm

     Well, I have no problem with someone killing a turtle if they’re gonna eat it and its not just to be a dick. Turtle can be pretty good if its cleaned properly and you get the mud flushed out of them before killing them. But this wasn’t the same.

     • DOOMco on February 16, 2017 at 2:23 pm

       I should have said torture or beat to death. I have no problem with meat getting. Hunting is good. farms are good. This was torture.

   • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 2:21 pm

     I’d venture that the root cause of turtle abuse is also at the root of beating the guy who told you not to do that.

     • RambleJack on February 16, 2017 at 2:25 pm

       Bingo!

     • Negroni Please on February 16, 2017 at 2:25 pm

       saying Florida is the root cause of Florida behavior is tautologous….so I guess I agree with you

       • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 2:48 pm

         OT: I always show up to BYOB parties where I am unsure of how much booze will be on offer with a bottle of Campari, because I know I’ll more likely than not be the only one drinking it.

         • sssbobbyr on February 16, 2017 at 3:12 pm

           Pernod and soda

         • Cliche Bandit on February 16, 2017 at 3:22 pm

           uhhh those are ingredients not drinks.

         • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 3:55 pm

           You know I never considered cutting it with soda, that might actually work better than just water and sugar. Maybe a splash of tonic if they’re too light on the wormwood.

2. Max Coins on February 16, 2017 at 2:13 pm

   I thought the animal abuse stories came on Fridays.

3. Playa Manhattan on February 16, 2017 at 2:19 pm

   Which charge is going to carry a bigger punishment?

   I’m guessing what they did to the turtle.

   • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 2:22 pm

     Depends, how cute was the turtle?

     • Playa Manhattan on February 16, 2017 at 2:41 pm

       As cute as the #3 awwwwww.

       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Spv8mhzwU4

       • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 2:49 pm

         Following up, does Florida still use the electric chair? That seems like a ‘Florida’ thing.

         • Brett L on February 16, 2017 at 2:53 pm

           Nope. Ted Bundy got it that way when we did.

   • Swiss Servator on February 16, 2017 at 2:25 pm

     I know which one will cause more OUTRAGE!!!!

     • DOOMco on February 16, 2017 at 2:36 pm

       sad!

     • trshmnstr on February 16, 2017 at 2:40 pm

       Dicks out for Turtrambe!

       • DOOMco on February 16, 2017 at 2:46 pm

         yes. New meme of the back half of February.

       • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:> on February 16, 2017 at 4:47 pm

         My next rescue turtle will be named Turtrambe.

4. Suthenboy on February 16, 2017 at 3:42 pm

   I am looking at the mug shot on the left and thinking this must be a case of mistaken identity. No way that dude did this.

5. bacon-magic on February 16, 2017 at 6:43 pm

   ????

   • Emissary of Cospaia on February 17, 2017 at 12:06 am

     ^ This