That’s about where I’m at with it… plus I’d have to knit a cozy or something for it… because I wouldn’t want guests using my bathroom knowing what it was for… or even that it exists.
Secondly was body position and posture. The samurai would sit squarely on the seat, cross his leg so that his right ankle rested on his left knee (his left foot remained on the ground), place a hand on each knee, then straighten his back
I have to admit, that was not what I was expecting.
trshmnstr
I would need a tophat and monocle to shit like that.
Scotticus Finch
Egads, man! Who defecates without his hat and monocle in any pose?
Until you’re bound up tighter than a drum; then it’s a trip to a Rear Admiral like me for those Suthen Fried Haemorrhoids.-) Which, btw, with age is practically guaranteed to happen.
*holds out cheese tray*
More deep fried Brick of Mozzarella con Marinara?
Suthenboy
Goddammit.
*stealthy nibble on fried cheese brick*
I have to admit, getting old really is a bitch.
Private Chipperbot
We bought two and gave them as white elephant presents last Christmas.
I’ve got one. I find that I use it only sporadically, and that it doesn’t seem to make much of a difference in either effort applied or final production, but it is sometimes more comfortable.
The much better addition for securing the blessings of liberty for my posterior was my add-on bidet. All you filthy Americans need to get on the bidet train and ride that exhilarating puckered power washer to cleanliness.
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I am strangely attracted to the idea but unwilling to purchase one unless it can be done in a distant city, while wearing a fake mustache…and in cash.
That’s about where I’m at with it… plus I’d have to knit a cozy or something for it… because I wouldn’t want guests using my bathroom knowing what it was for… or even that it exists.
Free alternative: Poop like a samurai
I have to admit, that was not what I was expecting.
I would need a tophat and monocle to shit like that.
Egads, man! Who defecates without his hat and monocle in any pose?
You’re not going to take it to work with you?
And lose it to some lady-bum in our new downtown public office? No way!
I have camped in the woods…and been to South America. Thank god for those Warty Work Outs or I would be covered in crap.
+1 squat-thrust
I see your handle stopped having its period.
+2 Pamprin
I’ll send anyone the one my wife got and never uses. I’ll even clorox it first.
And the Islamization of the west continues unabated.
Do we suppose that, instead of a toilet paper roll, there’s a mounted Purell dispenser for the left hand?
I hear some countries use some kind of… hose?
Ask Playa about incredibly expensive bidets sometime.
Hmm, does he know how to use the three seashells?
(Probably NSFW, and if it is, you’ll still get weird looks from the normies.)
The Thai butt hose is the best invention since sliced bread.
Just lean forward and save yourself the money for two sixers.
You forgot to link the best part – their original ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
So Lebron James and anybody else over 6’8″ has a distinct advantage over us mere mortals when it comes to evacuation?
We need to find a Diana Moon Glampers to force these people to use shitters that are 36″ off the ground.
Ah, I was remiss! Thank you for the help!
I prefer the Bumper Dumper myself
I can’t poop in space with this, 2/10.
I smell research grant money.
Swiss…where is swiss?
Interesting. Couldn’t I just use 2 big stacks of old magazines, though?
When I was a wee tyke we had a milk crate in the bathroom in case you needed repositioning.
I spend a lot of time, effort and thought on food going in. Going out? Not so much.
Until you’re bound up tighter than a drum; then it’s a trip to a Rear Admiral like me for those Suthen Fried Haemorrhoids.-) Which, btw, with age is practically guaranteed to happen.
*holds out cheese tray*
More deep fried Brick of Mozzarella con Marinara?
Goddammit.
*stealthy nibble on fried cheese brick*
I have to admit, getting old really is a bitch.
We bought two and gave them as white elephant presents last Christmas.
I’ve got one. I find that I use it only sporadically, and that it doesn’t seem to make much of a difference in either effort applied or final production, but it is sometimes more comfortable.
The much better addition for securing the blessings of liberty for my posterior was my add-on bidet. All you filthy Americans need to get on the bidet train and ride that exhilarating puckered power washer to cleanliness.