When I was a kid, the second thing I turned to in the evening newspaper was the Letters to the Editor. This was after the comics, of course- what sort of mischief are Nancy and Sluggo up to today? In any case, the Letters were vastly entertaining in a place and era where Spiro T. Agnew was the liberal candidate for governor. Once in a while, the editors would respond, but mostly, the letters stood as they were, with no commentary. I thought that was a waste of comedic opportunity.
To help me work through my childhood disappointment, I’ve decided that The Glibertarians needs a Letters to the Editor section. And rest assured, they will have answers attached. I’ll drop these on the world weekly, culling out the best ones. Unlike my childhood, where Letters were typed with Underwoods and Royals using carbon paper, we use the method invented by Shiva Ayyadurai (don’t sue me, bro!), email. Please direct it down the following tube:
Letters may be edited for length, style, or if I maliciously want to make you look stupid. And it goes without saying that just because you got an OCR to read the crayon scrawls on brown paper bags that you painfully drew with your prehensile paws and stuffed it into Outlook doesn’t mean we’ll post them. Sturgeon’s Rule.