Now that SP has gotten us migrated and secured quicker than a raft made of 55 gallon drums heading from Cuba to Miami, and tomorrow is a day off for all you bankers and civil servants, let’s pop a few corks and look at the crazy shit whirling around us.

One thing you can always count on Team Blue for: Keeping it classy! Sexism and xenophobia worthy of their boogiemen.

Rand Paul makes it personal. “He would bankrupt the nation. We’re very lucky John McCain’s not in charge because I think we’d be in perpetual war,” Paul added. 

Yeah, wouldn’t want THAT to happen.

Fevered dreams. Or nightmares. I’m still astonished that some people can remember to breathe.

When you want that pussy hat to be the envy of all who see. Truly the Final Frontier.

And finally, there’s really nothing that politics can’t fuck up. It makes me want to drink. Uh oh.