Instagram model Jessica Tsai’s booty is thicc.
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HNNNGGGHHH!
With perhaps a few exceptions, I’m not particularly attracted to Asian women…
… but this is Thicc and I’m ALL onboard with this post.
Bonus points for her incredible lips.
3 thumbs up.
The second set of pics where she’s sweaty are fantastic
PROUD DAUGHTER OF TAIWAN
The otherPart of the one China!“One booty, two cheeks”
I don’t know if I agree. The drapes in the background are a little wrinkled + the chest (not HER chest!) behind her looks scratched.
2/10
Now that’s a slippery slope. Amirite?
JEEZ
God bless you fine folks for your important work. LONG LIVE GLIBERTARIANS
I love you, HM.
I love you too, JB.
I approve wholeheartedly of this weekly feature.
Thicc Thursday and Fat-Ass Friday?
Fridays were already claimed as Futanari Fridays
Ah say, ah say, Goddamn!
Thicc. Thursday is slowly becoming my favourite day.
Yeh, like she’s sleeping.
You know what else isn’t sleeping?
My libido, turns out.
This is why I imagine you as Renee Montoya and not Vic Sage.
Hitler?
I was going to tell you gentlemen to get a grip on yourselves, but… nevermind.
Oh, the euphemisms!
Not my preferred type.
So much for the ‘tolerant’ Left!
Me neither.
Lithe Portuguese footballer Saturday is in the works, I’m sure.
As long as it isn’t Ronaldo.
Really? My type is “females what’ll let me”. But then, I’m a red-blooded American, not some “America-Lite” Canadian.
Sweet baby Jesus. Wood ?
It took me awhile to comment because I passed.out due to having 69 simultaneous orgasms.
On an unrelated note, I’m in the market for new jeans.
I really like grey shorts. Most excellent post HM.
Taiwan Number ONE!
Alright, Wall of Text:
How to kill the Turk, by John Titor
After reviewing your scenario…well…
But maybe not. You’re in the stage of the game where the Ottomans are starting to blob out and will become the horrifying, unstoppable monster that all EU4 players hate, except the noobs who play them. You say Hungary is out, and it might have been a better choice to switch over to ally Poland if possible (I can’t remember what your rival/diplomacy situation is) because the Poland/Lithuania one-two punch is great for going after the Turks. Muscovy when it’s big is also fantastic, because the Ottomans will burn all their manpower sieging them and fighting their metric fuckton of troops, because they brilliantly invade Russia during the winter a lot.
Tips:
Mamluks at only 14% is a good thing. It means they’re probably not going to peace out immediately if the Ottomans want to turn around to counter your attack. The Ottomans are unlikely to throw them a white peace, which they will accept, so that means they’re likely to tie down at least some of the Ottoman troops (or the Ottomans will direct their forces at you, making it so that the Mamluks will start sieging them if their army hasn’t been stackwiped. You can check for this in the country information lists). The Ottomans may wig out and start trying fight on both fronts at once, running over to chase your armies off before running back to the Mamluks. Unlike with a player, the Mamluks probably won’t be smart enough to escape. If they split their forces you’re in a great position, and you’ll have to try to get Austria to help you jump on the weaker army if possible.
You do have offensive, and if the Turks haven’t taken any military ideas that will help to negate their advantage (but not completely).
Using attrition to wear them down at this stage in the game will have mixed results. If they stack their entire force limit together, yeah, they’ll be taking probably around 3-5% attrition per month, so it might be worth it to have them chase you around for a bit. Again, the AI is garbage at managing attrition, I once killed half the Ottoman army by attrition alone in my Ethiopia game by constantly getting them to chase two twenty stacks around the Sinai desert area with a sixty stack.
Allies can be told priority targets by clicking on the enemy province and there’s a square where you can prioritize what provinces Austria will focus on. The AI WILL NOT slavishly follow your commands however, they’ll still make strategic decisions based on the situation, and will aim for the priorities you set based off of circumstances (i.e. if there’s a big army on or next to the province that it can’t beat, it won’t try to siege it).
If you can get military access through Hungary, you might be able to bum rush Constantinople and siege it down. This has the advantage of giving the Ottomans a strait crossing penalty to their dice rolls if they try to attack you, BUT higher level generals can negate strait crossing penalties with maneuver bonuses. Which the Ottomans usually have. Or they’ll march completely around the Black Sea if they can get military access. Still, it’s major warscore if you do it, drives their exhaustion up, and it means that you might be even able to white peace out if you think you’re fucked. Speaking of which:
If you siege down a lot of territory before they get back there to counter you, and they crush you and Austria in a major battle, you might still have war score to peace out, depending on the Ottomans’ situation. It might take a couple of years, but if you have a positive warscore and think an Ottoman win is inevitable, but they’ll accept a white peace, just throw in the towel. It’s better than having them stomp you and force you to release Bosnia or something.
Mercenaries and loans are your friends. If the Turks turn around and start responding to you, it’s not a bad idea to just load up on mercenaries, even over your force limit, for a decisive battle to throw them off-guard. I’m not sure what their manpower is like (again, you can check this in the country information lists) but getting them to lose several tens of thousands is significant early game. You’ll have to deal with the loans later, but if it puts you a step ahead in the long run by getting some provinces from the Turks it’s fine.
I’d say go for it, but with a caveat: sometimes you learn more about EU4 by losing than winning.
There went my boner. Friggin nerds.
Says the guy with a freaking Conan avatar.
That’s a legit selfie
LMAO
I thought it was one of the creatures from The Dark Crystal.
You’re absolutely right. That was a wall of text.
:drops mic:
OK, sounds good. I’m not sure why I’d need access through Hungary – rush for Constantinople is straight through Turkish Macedonia and Thrace. I was not thinking of doing it due to it being lvl 3 fort, and I don’t dare trying to blockade due to the huge disparity of navies. In my war with Walachia I learned that assaulting Forts in this game is even worse than CK2!
Otto manpower is not awesome (by their standards)- somewhere around 26K, so huge battles would cripple them for years. He’s also way under Force Limit for some reason (banking MP?) and his treasury isn’t great, but he’s not in loan territory yet. Honestly, feels like he should be way stronger than he is right now. Also, if he took “Conquer Serbia” mission, he shouldn’t be guaranteeing Venice and invading Mameluks, but who am I to judge the Sultan?
How bad is going over Force Limit in general? I was thinking of raising enough armies to have full combat width if battle comes, and to be able to carpet-siege better. I have about 17.5K manpower in reserve – or is it too late to raise, and better to bank manpower to replace losses?
rush for Constantinople is straight through Turkish Macedonia and Thrace.
If there’s forts in the way they block your movement.
In my war with Walachia I learned that assaulting Forts in this game is even worse than CK2!
Don’t assault, it’s not worth it, unless their garrison is absurdly low, i.e. hundreds.
Otto manpower is not awesome (by their standards)- somewhere around 26K, so huge battles would cripple them for years.
That is great. If Austrian manpower is high your odds just went up substantially.
How bad is going over Force Limit in general? I was thinking of raising enough armies to have full combat width if battle comes, and to be able to carpet-siege better. I have about 17.5K manpower in reserve – or is it too late to raise, and better to bank manpower to replace losses?
It’s pretty damn rough on your economy, there’s math on the wiki to show how costs for unit maintenance increase for any unit over the force limit, I think it’s something like three times the cost per unit if you have double your force limit.
Bank manpower, and use mercenaries. Money is the least useful resource most of the time, it’s only a worry when you’re running a huge deficit or in a loan-taking death spiral.
But mercenaries count against force limit, right? Their advantage is recruitment speed, and not using up manpower. Or am I wrong? I did see advice to “merc infantry, raise horse and gun” as a way to get best bang for the buck. I will need to do calculation to see if 25% (+5) will lead to quick bankruptcy – I think I’m currently positive at full maint, and can be barely profitable at 5 over limit.
And thanks for the reminder, fuck Fort ZOC thing. Fuck it up the ass of whatever dick came up with it.
Mercenaries still count as force limit, and you’re right, their advantage is that they take from your money pool, not your manpower pool. Manpower is way more precious than money in 95% of scenarios. I’d work with what I have, siege down a fort, and if the Ottomans show up (and Austria is nearby to pull them in) I’d spam a mercenary army together for an attack, then disband most of them immediately afterwards.
fuck Fort ZOC thing. Fuck it up the ass of whatever dick came up with it.
That would be Wiz. And it used to be that there was no ZOC, but every province had a fort. I somewhat prefer the current system.
Time for a character limit.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
And a gamerz filter while we’re dreaming.
Rhywun, we tried to scare you off with the pictures above, but you pressed on.
Her knees have some extra kneeness going on, and her uneven (possibly mangled/arthritic ) toes are very off putting.
Oh, Christ!
*motions security towards Hyperbole*
We got one of those leg and foot fetishists here!
Whatever people dig is cool with me. I had a co-worker who was really into female feet. Doesn’t do anything for me, though…feet look like stubby little mutant hands.
Whatever people dig is cool with me.
But seriously, I love all my Quentin Tarantino shoe/foot loving motherfuckers!
I heard that car changed It’s mind later about the whole thing. so…..
Foot-binding…?
Suck it PRC, whatchu got?
Interesting, but check out this sweet China doll.
Truly HM, you are the greatest of heroes. I look forward to your links with great anticipation, and with no fear as you never fail to enlighten and entertain. Thank You!
Thank you, Tim!
What counts as Thicc?
(deliberately posted to give thread…a lift)
Too white
The shirt looks pink to me
I disagree.
Pawgs are definitely Thicc.
Thanks Sloopy, the Great Geek Wall of Text™ kind of ruined my mood.
I clicked on “search Google for Image” and got a lot of Web sites with “creepshots” in the title.
Clear your cache and try again, pervert.
It’s like drug tolerance.
You have to work your way up to Alexandra Uchi.
Linkee no workee
Try again.
Apologies. Only had one hand on the phone
For a small donation of bitcoin, you too, can have an edit button.
Sorry. Yes it does. It works fiiiine
That’s not thicc, Sloopy. That’s chubby.
You just don’t want a woman who weighs more than you do.
She would look better in my bed. It’s a lighting thing.
Soccer fans, how obtuse Leicester City firing Ranieri! I understand they’re in danger of relegation but they were nothing before him. He made them champions for fuck sakes! Have some fricken class and gratitude!
I don’t follow that weak-ass “Premier” League bullshit. Serie-A or GTFO.
Serie A would be more enjoyable without Juventus.
#enoughwiththedynastiesalready
And Bundesliga without Bayern! And Liga without Real/Barca!
Oh God I am so sick of Bayern. Leipzig FTW – some day.
I don’t watch La Liga.
WOW that’s news
There’s less job safety as a manager than there is running Al Qaeda.
“After all that Claudio Ranieri has done for Leicester City, to sack him now is inexplicable, unforgivable and gut-wrenchingly sad,” former Leicester and England player Gary Lineker tweeted.
No shit.
I wonder if the players pulled a Chelsea and deliberately decided to suck this year.
Not from I’ve read. He seemed to have been beloved.
I’m fine with it.
The fact of the matter is that gratitude only gets you so far. They’re in real, real danger of getting relegated at this point. And with where Leicester is, if they get relegated, they’re not in very good shape to pop back up. They’re more likely to end up like Leeds than Newcastle.
I feel bad for him, but he’d lost that team.
Oh come on. He’s done a shit job this year. He deserves to lose his job with that payroll and talent level.
Can’t disagree but… for once I would like to see one or two players nut up and take some responsibility.
Man you guys are ruthless. Well there was enough to keep them in top flight football.
I have some sympathy – as a manager, what do you do when your subs don’t perform? Then again, I haven’t been a manager in a long time and have no desire to repeat the experience.
Was there? They’re 2 points out of 20th. 1 point out of the relegation zone. They haven’t scored a goal in the PL this calendar year. They’ve been losing to (Sunderland, Hull, Swansea) or drawing with (Boro) their fellow relegation candidates.
They spent a whole lot of money last offseason. This team isn’t good enough to repeat what they did in 2015-2016, but they are good enough to be mid-table. And that’s not happening right now.
Ex-fucking-actly. They’re a team full of talent performing like a clown car full of mongoloids on acid. They should be mid-table (god, soccer terms are insufferable but I’ll play the game) at worst. He was resting on his laurels and it bit him on the ass. He’s the gaffer (god dammit, did I mention these terms are retarded) and it’s his job to get the side (sigh) ready to perform on the pitch (I’m gonna blow my brains out), yet they’re near the relegation zo ::BOOM!
Can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet booty
Marked as spam.
I like big buttes and I cannot lie
More of a tit man, myself.
Every gradeschool boy’s favorite lake
Gradeschool boys are disgusting.
Shake that ass
She’s not wearing any underwear
Aaah one of the sweet lasses from the pages of The Pearl (not the Steinbeck book)
70th post!
Or 71st, I’m not sure.
[Reaches for cat butthole….]
Me too.
[seizes – passes out]
The music in that is awful, but it is really hard to stop watching.
On Thicc Thursday, I expected Eddie to post the Vatican’s specifications for communion biscuits. JK
I don’t think you’re ready for that yet, how about this link?
I am impervious to poetry. Whenever a teacher/professor splained what it meant, I sat there thinking, “ya whatever, you pulled that out of your ass”. I never got it.
unless it involved that guy from Nantucket.
Me too unless it was Poe.
Poetucket
I bet you could come up with a poetucket poem in one whisky DJ.
Ya, Poe got to me too. I forgot about that. I haven’t read him for over 30 years.
Hey everyone. Nice little interweb you’ve got here. Be a pity if someone happened to it.
If you know what I mean. Who does a frog have to kill around here to get a blowjob anyway?
Norm!
Hello, Warren, here is some frog porn just for you.
It ain’t easy bein’ thicc.
Thank god for Thursdays.
OT: To the powers that be
Is it possible to move the “Back/Next” links to the top or the bottom of the page? I hate having to scroll over miles of appalling female flesh to find them.
Home/End keys get no love anymore.
I didn’t see Twink Tuesday. Is HM not to be trusted?
Paging Dr Whom. Dr Whom to the pink courtesy phone.
I didn’t promise it would be at this site.
This is probably the worst thing you’ve ever shown me HM, and I watched that video you posted of the guy fucking a snake.
That snake was crazy thicc, tho.
I’ll be in my bunk.
“Is HM not to be trusted”
You must be new.
It was mostly rhetorical :p
I’m reminded that Wiener Wednesday was kind of flaccid too.
Geeze dude, happy belated wiener Wednesdays. Have a fat one.
I do like it ruff.
A new future ex-girlfriend. Thanks!
Wow. I like this one way better than last Thursday’s.
The Roseanne Barr photo shoot?