All guaranteed to be Kosher. A bit fleishig, definitely not parve.

I could swear that this was an Agatha Christie story. Couldn’t they make it disappear?

Know what would be a really great idea? Inserting ourselves even deeper into a shitshow that has no end.

One thing I can say for my town- the shooting is at least getting more efficient. And this is certainly going to improve things, amirite?

This was the last meeting of the Glibertarian editorial staff. We’re famous!

If this is true, I’m gonna live forever, if I don’t shit myself to death first.

Enjoy your shabbat. Me, I’m going to thank the good Lord for bringing me the Ultimate Shiksa. I’m lookin’ at you, SP.