There’s an old joke about the world’s thinnest book: Great Jewish Athletes. To be fair, it’s actually the second thinnest, the thinnest being Jewish Physicists Before Einstein. In any case, since SP and I are both excited about the looming start of the new MLB season, I thought I’d kick off Jewsday Tuesday with an appreciation of the two greatest Jews to ever grace the roster of a major league baseball team. And I rate them both by their performance on the field and their delightfulness as human beings.

Check shoes for flames
First, right handed pitcher Myron “Moe” Drabowsky. Moe was born in Poland, then escaped in 1938 as the Nazis were closing in (this is serious Jew-cred). His early MLB career was undistinguished, bouncing from team to team for seven years before landing at the Baltimore Orioles, just in time for the magic 1966 season. From the bullpen, he managed a 2.81 ERA, a 6-0 record, and 98 strikeouts in 96 innings pitched, a pretty impressive record. But that was nothing compared to what happened in the World Series. The Orioles were underdogs against the mighty Dodgers (this was the era of Don Drysdale, that other Jew pitcher Sandy Koufax, Maury Wills…), and started Dave McNally in Game 1. After the Orioles took a 4-1 lead, in the third inning, McNally loaded the bases with none out. Drabowsky came in, allowed only one run in that inning, and struck out 11 on his way to finishing the game with a save. At one point, he struck out six in a row.
Over the next two seasons, Moe’s ERA was under 2.00, and even after being snatched by the Royals in the expansion draft, his ERA hovered around a respectable 3.00 for the next couple of years.
OK, the dude could pitch. But that wasn’t really why he was the greatest Jewish ballplayer ever. The real reason was the hotfoot. Yes, that old gag where a flammable object (usually a matchstick) in inserted into the victim’s shoe, then set alight. When it burns down…. OUCH. Moe was the undisputed king of the hotfoot, and took every opportunity to torture any reporter or team-mate who wasn’t paying close attention to his feet. He reputedly gave hundreds of hotfoots (hotfeet?) over the course of his career. No word on whether he recited the traditional “vitzivanu l’hadlik ner” prayer. In a Baltimore Sun interview, Moe recalled, “I’d go to some discomfort to satisfy a practical joke. In Detroit, before a game, I crawled under a tarp behind the bench in the Tigers bullpen, through ants and maggots, and waited until the guys stood up for the national anthem. Then I slid my hand out, lit several matches and waited for the screams.” The pinnacle of his achievements in this domain was successfully igniting the feet of then-Commissioner Bowie Kuhn.
His oeuvre was not limited to pedal pyrolysis- he also had a fondness for unexpected snakes, using them mercilessly on snake-fearful team-mates like Charlie Lau and Luis Aparicio. The former was an elaborate prank; “Once, while Charlie was asleep in a golf cart [in the bullpen], I got this one-half-inch pipe, 20 feet long, and draped one end of it over his left shoulder,” Drabowsky once told Baltimore Sun. “In the other end, I placed a 3-foot brown snake. Five minutes later, the snake pops out the other end of the pipe just as Charlie was waking up. He went ballistic with both arms and legs moving at the same time.” His best known prank, though, was calling the bullpen phone, imitating Earl Weaver, and getting relief pitchers warming up. Weaver couldn’t figure out why this was happening, called the bullpen, and yelled, “What the FUCK are you doing, sit them down!” After a few minutes, Moe called the bullpen again, imitated Weaver, and… well, you know.
Moe was a treasure and a credit to the Jewish people.

One half of a left fielder
John Lowenstein was born in 1947 in Wolf Point, MT, a difficult time and place to be a Jewish child. He played for the Orioles some years later in an odd and interesting role: platoon left fielder. Weaver skillfully alternated him with Gary Roenicke in left field, so that the combined left fielder had 37 homers and a .290 batting average (Lowenstein’s contribution was hitting .320). He was a decent fielder, fine hitter, and always useful in clutch situations; memorably, in Game 1 of the 1979 playoffs, he belted a walk-off home run in the 10th inning against the Angels. He also had a marvelous mustache, possibly inspiring John Stossel.
Fittingly, Lowenstein was also a delightful flake and jokester. He practiced his swing by destroying birthday cakes with his bat, using a fungo technique. He was popular with the press, always being a great source of quotes. “Sure I screwed up that sacrifice bunt, but look at it this way. I’m a better bunter than a billion Chinese.”
Because of his use in a platoon, he never got the accolades or attention that full time players did. Nonetheless, a Jewish ballplayer is rare enough that the Baltimore Jewish Times interviewed him about his history. He talked about going to Hebrew school, his devotion early on, his admiration for his rabbi, and the pride he took in his Bar Mitzvah. The Jewish Times was delighted and ran the interview as a feature.
When there’s Lowenstein, there’s a punchline: he actually wasn’t Jewish. He was so amused by the presumption, he improvised the entire story on the spot.
And now you know. The rest. Of the story.
I recommend turning off the comments on this article because of all of the anti-semitism caused by trump.
*dons black mask, calls in bomb threat and burns a car*
Oi vey!
Everyone knows the best pranksters were the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals Gashouse gang.
I went all the way to the bottom to comment and it went here instead. Weird.
You know who else had a thing for Jews and gashouses?
Carl Auer von Welsbach?
Nah, I got my Jew-jokes card through marriage. Nice fringe benefit, actually
The hotfoot moved into baseball legend. Apparently it was a favorite of tricksters on the 1986 Mets. Presumably they were high on cocaine at the time.
I’ve gone with little sleep the last couple of nights to watch Team Israel in the World Baseball Classic. Team Israel is made up almost exclusively of American Jewish baseball players. With mascot the Mensch on the Bench (think the Elf on the Shelf, but for Jews). It’s fun to watch.
More famous Jewish sports legends
Why aren’t there more German Jewish baseball players?
Germans don’t play baseball.
Now that you mention it, what do the Krauts play? Do they have any kind of national sport other than sausage eating?
Fütbål
It’s soccer and soccer is not German. It’s Chinese or something, isnt it?
Traditional German sports are…uh…shooting apples off of people’s heads with a crossbow? No, thats Swiss. Tossing cabbages in a trebucket?
Is “criticizing” a sport?
No, everyone knows the traditional German sporting event is the Tour de France.
They beat the shit out of Arsenhole today.
And Wenger must have smoked two pounds of crack if his post-match commentary was serious.
I missed it but I kind of assume that critical darlings Bayern München will be on the favorable end of any contentious decisions. They are the Man U of the Bundesliga.
Hateful. Of course, the rest of Germany hates Bavaria, too.
They were up 5-1 on aggregate after the first leg. And Wenger all but said the officials cost them the tie.
That’s how fucking retarded he went in his post-match.
@sloop
Oh yeah, Arsenal have been sucking hard for a couple months now. But I kind of feel sorry for the old guy… OK, no I don’t.
@ted
Actually, I love Bavaria, and Munich. I have lived in southern Germany (Franken, which is technically Bavaria but not really). I just want to see someone else win for a change.
Bayern haven’t won the CL in years. Do you really want to see another Spanish team win? 😉
I was referring to the Bundesliga and hell no. I’m neutral on Barcelona but I hate RM with the heat of a thousand suns.
Here is a list of purportedly German baseball players:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Major_League_Baseball_players_from_Germany
Nobody wants to play with the shortstop?
“I’d go to some discomfort to satisfy a practical joke. In Detroit, before a game, I crawled under a tarp behind the bench in the Tigers bullpen, through ants and maggots, and waited until the guys stood up for the national anthem. Then I slid my hand out, lit several matches and waited for the screams.”
So he didn’t stand during the national anthem? Shows where his loyalties truly were.
-sarc
Seriously, great story.
I’ll give you a lot of credit for finding reasons not to rate Greenberg and Koufax top 2, but how about ballplayer/Cold War spy Moe’s Berg?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_Berg
Youkilis or GTFO.
I was just going to reference the ‘other’ Moe, who was an amazing guy…
I thought this article was going to be about athletes, not baseball players.
Now curling. Those are athletes.
Related
http://www.myfacehunter.com/2014/02/30-hot-pictures-of-russian-women.html?m=1
God Damn! Those ladies could make me watch curling.
Moe
I’m sorry, I got to the word ‘baseball’ and then fell asleep.
The 7th game of the 2016 World Series was one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen.
When did they throw off their gloves and start punching the shit out of each other?
They’ve done better. Marichal vs. Roseboro, for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5xuLON30AU
I didn’t realize we had so many dirty commies in the commentariat.
Yes. Baseball = America. Love it or GTFO.
Too Jewish
Seeing a tall lefty, coaches from my little league through high school days would try and make me pitcher. Problem was, even though I could throw hard, I had no control. First high school game I pitched I beaned the first 4 batters. On 4 pitches. After I drilled the 4th batter square in the back, the other team’s coach tossed me from the game. I raised my hands like, “Can he do that?”. My coach and the ump just laughed. Finally, the ump said, “Yeah, have a seat, son”.
So when you were 17, you did what people told you?
he actually wasn’t Jewish. He was so amused by the presumption, he improvised the entire story on the spot.
Cultural appropriation!
Go directly to Social Justice Purgatory. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.-.
even though I could throw hard, I had no control.
Sears sucks, Crash.
I would like to offer a shameless plug for my wife’s cousin Richard Bleier, a good Chabad boy and left-handed pitcher, out of FGCU who played for the Yankees last year but was just traded to Bal’mer.
Does he suck?
D00d?
He plays for the Yankees. Of course he sucks.
Aren’t you a Twins fan? Haven’t we beaten you in something like 500 of the last 550?
I certainly don’t think so but I have absolutely no knowledge of the game. He was drafted by the Rangers right out of college but was sent to their minor team. The Yankees took him for their farm team last year, then called him to NYC a couple weeks later. He threw some good games last year; I’m told by those in the know that he excels at getting batsmen to hit long, bouncy, ground balls. Yankees recently sold him to Charm City so now, of course, my kids want new jerseys.
They want New Jersey’s.. what?
Tell them Baltimore is in Maryland, not New Jersey. Duh.
I will not tolerate a baseball thread that does not doff it’s cap to Rube Waddell
Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you consistently out pitched Cy Young (when you were both at your peak) and they still didn’t name a fancy pitching award after you? You must be doing something right!
Jews playing baseball? Well now I’ve heard everything!
Not heard of the Bearded House of David?
I was 1/2 right.
So I don’t know if this has been referenced before, but as I have explained recently the only news I get is from four channels of PBS, and NPR in the jeep. (I don’t need your pity)
I cannot find a link on PBS or the StateStreet website yet (the show was just on tonight), but NBR just ran a story about StateStreet will now be ranking their stock recommendations based on a new category of Boardroom Diversity. This is neither here nor there. They are a private corporation and can do what they want. The market will be their judge.
I had a recent conversation with a friend and co-worker of mine (a commercial and charter fisherman) who 12 months ago was beginning to have those libertarian leanings. He has since found religion in Trumpism. He was trying to tell me that all the immigration issues could be solved by punishing employers. Basicly he was touting the old e-verify system.
I tried explaining to him that if you give the government the oversight and control over hiring decisions to solve one problem it will be used as a lever to solve all kinds of problems you dont want it to.
I used the diversity issue a an example. Told him they will come out with “studies” that show that businesses that are not at a pre-determined level of “diversity” at all levels of their business are not reaching their maximum productivity. And if this program (e-verify) is already in place they might as well use it to make sure these corporations and business owners and entrepeneurs are actually maximizing there potential. (you know for their own good) There was no convincing him of any risk of that.
All that being said, It appears the power of the trump has become like obama. The people that end up buying in to their cult of political personality begin to believe they have taken over and there is no way the other side is ever gonna appeal to the necessary population to win the electoral college again or the pendulum of popular opinion has been permanently parked in their corner.
Somehow this became “a thought not a sermon”, if I can borrow a phrase.
I said from Day One that Trump is nothing more than Obama for peckerwoods.
“Peckerwoods”. Someone has gotta try and take that back.
Ok, they now have the story online here.
Ooops, starts at about 17:18 minutes in.
In a thread the other day I suggested James Brown’s “Living in America” for the national anthem. Perhaps it should be Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality” instead.
*ponders*
I’m ok with that.
Heavy Lifting Done
I wish they would’ve came out with more music that clicked like “Cult of Personality”. That singer had an awesome tone.
I have to say, I always preferred Fishbone’s Properties of Propaganda.
Never listened to them. Interesting. I was more into Primus for my funky stuff.
Ugh. Primus.
Don’t forget 24-7 Spyz.
And in the interview she states that StateStreet has over a trillion dollars of assets under management.
I just came here to say that I take umbrage with Sloopy’s comment earlier.
I do not have “yellow fever.”
I have “rainbow fever.”
I’d fuck a blue-skin bitch if shethicc .
Or even if she thinn.
That is all.
An artist’s depiction of HM’s rainbow.
A more interesting rainbow
Huh. Mine looks more like the photo I cant find…a collection of women of all races, colors etc.
I have always been an equal opportunity shagger.
Will this do?
No Scandinavians or SE asians or NA injuns so…close but no.
Pics?
I have “rainbow fever.”
So did Josephine Baker.
Josephine Baker was actually Michael Jackson?
I need to start using that in pleadings I draft.
Josephine Baker wore her French Resistance uniform to the March on Washington.
There both in red! You better hurry, they are about to die soon.
A fake blue-skin was the murderer in that episode. Don’t get too close.
OT: CNN has technical difficulties again after guest begins to stray from narrative:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGOBp67fAOc
Yer killin me Derps.
previous incident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbA5RE9eK08
these are great.
A wonderful compilation of MSNBC’s and CNN’s technical woes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYRN8Clddw
Ok, I am not gonna click on this one. Yes I am.
You just invented a thing.
TV gremlins look like politburo censors?
“Howard Stern Rules!”
Look at the host’s face @ 0:24s and note that she either ‘hears something in her earpiece’ or presses something on her desk… then watch her face as she’s like “”……aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand” waiting for him to drop out
CNN has done those ‘cutoffs’ so many times its like a game-show at this point
my favorite is this one…. for Chris Cuomo’s complete failure at pretending to sound surprised / disappointed
oh, you mentioned that one above.
there was also this one on Benghazi…. which had excellent dramatic timing
OT for the OT: I haven’t been on Youtube much lately, so maybe this is old news, but that link greeted me with an ad of Dan Rather reminding us of the importance of journalistic integrity. WTF is going on, reality broke.
Interesting article in spite of me not being a baseball fan. If Moe’s best pitch wasn’t named the Matzah Ball, I will be highly disappointed.
Wasn’t Mel Allen Jewish?
I used to LOVE watching ‘This Week in Baseball’ back in the 1980s.
Second.
HOW about that!
TWIB notes!
Lesser known heroes of freedom
Mary Ellen Pleasant escaped from slavery and ran a hub of the Underground Railroad in San Francisco. She also ran a brothel popular with the city’s politician, which allowed her to blackmail them. She and her husband also became millionaires by mining mercury.
She was featured on an episode of Drunk History in 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sucwo_44Sg
politicians, that is
Not only did they score lots of home runs, they did so with the end of their bats clipped off…
Bad Eddie.
I don’t know about the bats, but some say that wearing a helmet is a big impediment to hitting.
Looking at the Moe card, I could smell the bubblegum.
I used to love how those old cards smelled, before they became serious “collectables” with no flat, brittle stick of pink gum alongside.
The only time I have ever I have ever been entertained by baseball was when I saw the end of a documentary about the Bartman Ball, which was destroyed with all the pomp and ceremony of an Aztec human sacrifice. First, it was pampered in lavish hotel suite. Then it was put to “death” by electrocution (video below).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib8s3Ozgccc
After that, its remains were mixed into spaghetti sauce and eaten. I think at that point even a headhunting cannibal would be like “whoa guys, chill.”
All that in addition to death threats leveled at some poor shmuck who was just trying to catch a foul ball.
Why would you expect class from Chicagoans?
A foul ball that was in the field of play, mind you.
I’ll just leave thishere.
See panels 4 and 5.
Yet it never matters if Alex Gonzalez doesn’t boot the most tailor made double play ball in the history of baseball. It’s all his fault.
Same thing with Game 6 of the ’86 WS. It wasn’t Bill Buckner’s fault, it was Calvin Schiraldi’s.
It was Doug De Cinces’ fault. Boston shouldn’t have been in the WS.
You have to have a little sympathy for a guy who was a perfectly good third baseman, but had to follow Brooks.
Hey it’s not Calvin’s fault that he threw a dead straight ball right down the middle of the plate every time, they told him that was ok because he was doing it at 98 MPH so there was no way mere mortal hitters could ever make contact.
Man, the whole thread just made me sing this.
My cat looks like the cat playing keyboard.
A baseball thread requires this classic. The Cactus League rules!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KQydlJ-qc
Cricket is the superior game.
<a href="https://youtu.be/__3DpIJilQI"Sounds dangerous.
Sounds dangerous.
I applaud you providing supporting evidence.
I love Cricket.
I saw a day of the West Indies playing India in a test match once. Boring.
Then I saw them play an ODI later in the same season against South Africa. Holy fuck, was that a fun day.
One day cricket is fun as shit.
I don’t mind test cricket. But you have to be invested in a team. If you weren’t a Windies or India supporter, I can see how it would be boring.
You can forget about my office getting anything done when that shit is on.
As long as they sell beer and the weather is nice, i don’t care what the game is.
ODI and 20/20 are decent games. Test cricket needs serious patience.
Q: Why is baseball called America’s pass-time?
A: Because it takes forever to play a damn game.
[smashes watermelon with sledge-o-matic]
Host of CNN show travels to India; eats human brains.
OK, let’s hear your zombie jokes.
Reza Aslan contracts a piron disease and spends the rest of his short life drooling in a hospital bed with the mental ability of a shambling zombie.
I think that’s fucking hilarious.
But…he already has the mental ability of a shambling zombie.
Yes. The piron disease would mainly effect his motor cortex.
Nothing else of value would be lost.
Meh, Kuru is a fairly rare disease. Outside of the Pacific Islands. you can eat anybody’s brain without too much worry’s about prions. People suffering from neutral degradation due to prions tend to be easy to spot. If a guy spends 20 minutes rubbing his head against a treepost, you probably shouldn’t eat him, but if a cow does that, then who know why cows do what they do.
There are some obvious moral and ethical concerns about eating someone’s brains, but Hell you probably take a bigger risk of prions infestation just by eating an cheeseburger.
Not to mention culinary.
Wasn’t it last week people were talking about eating squirrel brains? Wasn’t sure if they were kidding, serious, or trying to ward off server squirrels with an incantation.
There’s a local Mexican place that regularly serves tongues and brain. They just don’t post it on the English language menu. I tried some of the del cabeza tacos. And after that, I think I will stick to the English language menu. It was really more that brains have a weird texture.
You’re more adventurous than I. Eating brains of anything just seems repulsive to me. It could be because I remember that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom all too well. Probably wouldn’t be nearly so bothered by it if that presentation wasn’t designed to gross people out.
If he caught creutzfeld-jakob how would you know?
◔_◔
Unprecedented. We have never seen anything like this before. Never. It is completely unprecedented.
Sacco and Venzetti agree
Can you make that emoji actually roll its eyes? MAKE IT DO IT PLEASE
Sure.
excellent
Zombie Aslan? So that’s what they meant by a deeper magic from before the dawn of time.
What in the ever loving
I didn’t know CNN was filming SF tales now.
Gory Aghori Story
You fools will believe anything!
There are no Jews! They don’t exist.
This whole hoax is being done by the Jews so they can confuse you and get you so nervous that it’s easy for them to sneak up on you and do things to your butt!
Rebel Media: Alt-Right White Nationalists Are Stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_3L8CcFQ8
Well, that’s exactly the sort of thing I’d expect from the crafty crypto-Nazis at Rebel Media! After all, they hired notorious alt-righter Gavin McInnes. Robby Soave said so!
Oh god…the comments!
I wonder what it’s like to go half jewkike?
I don’t.
Its like somewhere between Scarsdale and New Rochelle
Rebel Media is owned by Ezra Levant. It was born full Jewkike.
Anyone would have better than Ezra.
something something less than Jake
You get to keep around half your foreskin?
The comments on that video seem to me to give the lie to the idea that “most of the racists on Youtube” etc are just trolls trying to provoke reactions from lefties.
although there was this excellent exchange =
What we now know as Sega was founded by David Rosen.
Huh. Two minute photo booth is what they called my dorm room back in college.
My (((friend’s))) dad founded Acclaim
makers of Mortal Kombat
Cool.
Mortal Kombat was anti-white.
I mean, look how shitty a character Johnny Cage was
(the internet needs a sarcasm font)
Ok…but look at how cool Kano was.
Kano was pretty cool, but then they made him Australian, so whitewashing?
**Footnote =
I am open to the possibility that there are lefty trolls pretending to be uber-racists, but i really don’t think this is that.
Who CONtrols the WORLd, Gilmore??!>g
Anti-Racist is a code word for White Jazzercise!
Jews did 5/28
Half of those are ZSG’s clan, the obvious meme warriors.
Cute. Even for trolling reasons, I can’t bring myself to do that. And for the record, I am not a channer. I’ve only ever seen the site a handful of times and just happen to know someone who understands them all very well. Some of those are definitely 4chan weaponized autists, others I’m not sure about. Could be some of the genuine article arrived believing themselves to be in good company.
Sometimes the trolls are much weirder than usual.
This guy played a ridiculous number of parts to get the sides to attack each other. He actually interacted with his other personas across sites as part of his act. The whole article is so weird that it is worth the read just for the spectacle. He was eventually ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial, and given his activities that probably comes as no surprise to anyone. It’s hard to tell what, if anything, he actually was serious about and what was a game or a joke to him.
And since some of you guys can’t tell the obvious ones:
Here’s a pretty good example of a channer fucking with leftists.
Note the end of his handle (88) which is supposedly “Heil Hitler” because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, but that is really just a dumb cover for getting “dubs” (posts on chans are numbered and getting numbers that end with two of the same digit are usually used for contests – example would be the first person to get dubs in a thread says what OP has to do, which is always a dare). The milk crap apparently started as a joke on the chans from what I gather, then some people started taking it seriously when some channers stripped to their bare chests and drank milk on Shia LaBeouf’s “He will not divide us” art installation camera… thing. They got some media outlets to report on them unironically, so the milk emoji spread as part of the gag, and they started leaving pictures of rows of gallons of milk at the grocery store and other such pics everywhere.
Some of the other tells I noticed were “an hero” in one name and the valknut symbol (look those up on Google), pagan runes, various Pepes, etc. Those are all fakes, and they all recognize each other instantly by that. Unicode swastikas and emoji iconography (emoji lightning bolts, frogs, etc.) are extremely common. The more ridiculous, the more likely it’s a fake.
They raid the comments of YouTube channels en masse to get a rise out of people and have been doing it for years. Just shake your head when you see them and ignore them. Once you recognize a raid for what it is, it loses all its shock value. They’re /pol/ autists, what else is there to say?
Seeing people falling for the fake-NAZI troll even harder in CURRENT_YEAR than 10 years ago is a big wtf.
I remember the first time I met a fake-NAZI troller from GNAA. He started in on some super obvious stuff about Jews and WTC, and I just started laughing at him and telling him that he wasn’t very good at pretending to be a NAZI.
But apparently in CURRENT_YEAR these people are SUPER CEREAL about being NAZIs. Like, actual NAZIs. With racist frogs and everything.
After all, Hillary Clinton’s campaign said so, and there is no more credible source than that.
They got even weirder, and all that extra tacked-on crap one would think would out them as parody/troll characters, but it seems to only make people believe them more. And the more outlandish they are, the more the media may cover their antics, and if anyone has learned anything is that one shouldn’t give media coverage to channers. It only emboldens them to be more crazy/annoying/outlandish.
I notice that every time the alt-right movement comes up they use the same guy as an example. One. Guy. The same one guy every time.
I live in a place that was very recently one of the most racist places in the US, or at least as close to old-timey racism as exists post civil rights movement and I dont know a single person who sees race in even remotely the same way as it was only a generation ago.
Alt-right’s got new, fresh ideas about race.
Like everyone in Europe’s white apparently, even the Slavs. Least old school racists kept the Irish and Poles out, I can’t get behind this new bullshit multicultural racism.
Morrowind for the Dark Elves!
Black Marsh for the Argonians!
Skyrim for Everybody!
Diversity is Nord Jazzercise!
END REDGUARD IMMIGRATION NOW!
Where will I get my cuck Argonian pornography now?!?
(((M’aiq))) knows much, and tells some.
Castillians?
Also infamous alt-writer leader Lauren Southern, according to ENB. Also known as ‘a libertarian with some paleo-con positions’.
So, I tried to wade through all that drivel. Is that what I sound like? I’m sorry.
I keed, I keed, you guys are great.
I read the wikileaks article. It really sounds like the CIA realeased a huge amount of trouble into the electronic biosphere. Instead of reporting weaknesses, they exploited them in order to replicate the capabilities the NSA already had, with dubious authority.
They then allowed 5000+ people access to these tools, which for legal reasons aren’t even classified.
These tools have now escaped into the wild.
Tools that allow hacking of cell phones at the level below encryption, so the encryption is worthless. Tools that allow smart TVs to be turned into microphones.
Also, tools that allow youto hack a system using one set of tools, but leaving the fingerprints of different tools, such as those the russians might use.
it’s pretty crazy that people are trying to hand wave this off.
If they didn’t handwave it off, they’d have to engage their cognitive dissonance about the fact that Obama’s CIA did all this. Which means that either Obama was fine with it or the CIA is not really under the control of the executive…
The most cringeworthy responses are the ones that say “it’s not news that Spys do ‘Spy Shit'” and totally ignore that the CIA is not supposed to spy on American citizens in America.
Maybe I should start pasting them this from the ACLU :
Did you know that man has created 208 minerals?
Which is the one making the frogs gay?
Queerphibium.
Glibertarium?
lubegallium55
Gayfrogium?
So, the reason the CIA toolkit wasn’t classified is because it’s illegal to transfer classified shit, even if the reciever isn’t aware that he is receiving it. If the malware was classified, then infecting a target with that code would be transferring classified material.
Also constitutional reasons why it wasn’t trademarked.
So, legally, if you have a copy, you can copy and distribute.
What is best in life?
http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Conan-Best-in-Life.jpg
Paizuri is the way.
Thicc Thursday can’t come soon enough.
That’s only 3/5 of her…what are you trying to pull? And is that sake? I like sake after the first cup is finished. When is Judge Nap doing a blog on here?
Blame Hyperbole and his genuphobia.
Xype can rot in Warty’s dungeon for all I care. I needs to see the whole fine thicc human feminine form to fully appreciate it. A back shot of dat azz will be an added bonus.
I’m getting old so “hot water, good dentistry and soft lavatory paper”. Back when I was young, my own well being seemed less important than kicking ass. Random bar fights were fun when I was younger, now they’re a bit less fun when I feel obligated to give a lift a buddy of mine who who spent two years in jail for assault.
Go Blues!
Other really thin books:
A History of British Dentistry
German Jokes and Quips
Chronicles of Scottish Spendthrifts
Tales of American Humility