Tuesday Afternoon Links – Pi Day

Happy Pi Day to all my fellow nerdgineers and other mathists. Remember to hug a math-cripple, or “mathically-challenged” friend or family member and tell them its okay that they will never be a whole person. Today we shall review the case of the attempt to legislate Pi. Which is, I know you will find this hard to believe, even crazier than a bunch of innumerate legislative Hoosier Canutes.

  • It’s becoming pretty obvious that the Hat and the Hair are for molesting fewer Americans with the regulatory state, while also being terrible on murder-droning and perhaps actual molestation by government agencies in pursuit of law’norder.
  • Oh wow, and a late-breaking Executive Order mandating every agency present a reorganization plan to the OMB within 180 days. Do note that they will be accepting public comments and suggestions. Not sure if “Kill it with Fire” will be construed as a suggestion or threat.
  • Not sure whether to give Rep. Gutierrez a prize or a raspberry for getting himself arrested by theatrically refusing to leave an ICE office. Yeah, buddy. You’re the modern Thomas Becket, speaking truth to the King’s Men.
  • It looks like the Trump model has gone international — with French candidate Marine Le Pen telling a reporter that nobody trusts the media. Like they boy who cried ‘wolf’, we may live to regret how cheaply they sold their credibility — will they?
  • Roseville, MN bans sale of cats and dogs at pet stores. Local Asian butcher shops have promised to fill the gap.
  • Without the government, who would help the poor and mentally ill?
  • …And, it looks like I will not be taking in the new version of It. I scream like I’m related to Janet Leigh at these sorts of things. It embarrasses my wife.
Happy pi day, nerds

Comments

275 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Links – Pi Day”

  1. Gojira

    New Zealand is totes better than America because they don’t focus on racist fascist things like “individualism”.

    Yes, this woman criticizes our focus on individualism when talking about her move to NZ.

    1. Just Say’n

      That’s it. I oppose immigration from New Zealand now

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Strange to oppose individualism when it is exactly what made certain countries successful in the first place. Or was that oppression? I get confused sometimes.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      New Zealand, the country that actually cut its government budget and thrived.

      These people are morons.

    4. Sheep are individuals, aren’t they?

      1. Brett L

        I think in NZ, there can only be one rape case per flock per animal husbandry practitioner.

        1. John Titor

          It’s not rape in New Zealand.

          1. Francisco d’Anconia

            Well, not rape rape, at least.

    5. Suthenboy

      Everyone knows that that is what the Hitler Youth was all about: individualism.

      Corpses think clearer than leftist idiots.

    6. commodious spittoon

      The instructor under whom I took my required comm credit is an obvious lefty who harped on community vs. individual-centric cultures, and how much better off the former is relative to the privation and atomism of the United States.

      Never mind what “community-oriented” cultures like, say, those practiced in Pakistan or India look like. It takes a village (to burn down another village).

    7. AlmightyJB

      It’s only right that hipsters spread there destruction of all cool places around the globe.

    8. Stepped in Pooh

      just a test…….

      1. Pi Guy

        B-

  2. Juvenile Bluster

    …And, it looks like I will not be taking in the new version of It. I scream like I’m related to Janet Leigh at these sorts of things. It embarrasses my wife.

    Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me. Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Afraid of clowns? Or just a side-effect of too much Faygo and Meth?

  3. Gojira

    Meanwhile, in (of course) Florida

    1. Brett L

      I mean, its not like he sucked a dick.

    2. jesse.in.mb

      Psht, showoff

    3. Vhyrus

      Thank you so much, if you’ll excuse me…

      *BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFFFFF*

      1. Gojira

        Paging Barfman…

  4. Brett L

    Also, I see a future Florida Man story.

    Line 1: “If you see a deadly suphan cobra in northeast Ocala, don’t approach it.”

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Ocala, Florida: Home of horses, drag racing… and, I guess, deadly cobras.

      1. Brett L

        Don’t forget that truck stop strip club that I’m guessing is all C-section scars and needle tracks.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I can’t remember if that was there back in the mid 90s when I was in Tallahassee and driving passing through Ocala driving back and forth from South Florida on a semi-regular basis. I may have tried to put the image out of my mind.

          1. AceDroman

            The Risqué Cafe. Ring any bells?

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Sounds to me like it’s just another ingredient in the Floridah Man cookbook.

    3. AlmightyJB

      I used to like to draw pictures of Cobra heads and hoods when I was a kid, along with spidemans mask, and speed racer style cars.

  5. Heroic Mulatto

    Without the government, who would help the poor and mentally ill?

    Private charity.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      I think you just triggered Frank.

    2. Agent Cooper

      I know who the guy in the Hard Rock shirt is. He’s not homeless. Well, he is an actor so he might be homeless.

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    Happy pi day, nerds

    You’re not really a nerd until you serve this pie on Pi day.

    1. BakedPenguin

      That one took me longer than it should have, although I have calculated that future Pi day threads should be posted at 1:45 AM for full effect.

  7. Enough About Palin
  8. quincy

    I thought all the real nerds celebrate on June 28th.

    1. Brett L

      July 22 in Europe (22/7 = 3.14)

      Edit: Misread “real pi nerds” not real nerds. Congrats, you’ve got me beat.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Had an engineering prof who celebrated then because it’s “close enough” and his calendar calipers are “only good to two decimal points, or one if I’m drinkin.”

    2. jesse.in.mb

      Fixed your link, quincy.

      1. quincy

        Thank you, magical bearded tortilla holding man in the sky. *Genuflects*

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Sigh. I really need a new pic

          1. Tundra

            Yeah, it’s very clearly a potato pancake.

          2. Photoshop in “Crepe” on it…

          3. jesse.in.mb

            People will just think I’m calling myself a creep and have a learning disorder.

          4. Not an Economist

            You post on a libertarian site. I think that is implied.

          5. jesse.in.mb

            I aim to be the tallest midget, NaE

    3. mr simple

      Just the nerds that nobody likes.

  9. Enough About Palin

    “Roseville, MN bans sale of cats and dogs at pet stores. Local Asian butcher shops have promised to fill the gap.”

    A bit lacist?

    1. Tundra

      You’re late, dude.

      But welcome!

      1. bacon-magic

        Penalty box?

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Penalty box

          For when you’re not sure if it’s a hockey reference or something particularly kinky.

          1. Tundra

            It can be both.

          2. bacon-magic

            You have sex on the mind constantly. I imagine you frolicking through the streets thinking “would, would, wouldn’t, woooooooooooood”. So…typical human being.

          3. You say it is if it’s a bad thing to have sex on the mind constantly.

          4. bacon-magic

            I’m not saying anything. I’m at work. Working. Yeah Rufus, people do work. *continues working*

          5. Bobarian LMD

            Blackkawks … *snort*

          6. bacon-magic

            Go Blues!

          7. *narrows gaze*

            *Plans trip to United Center to watch Blackhawks in playoffs.*

  10. bacon-magic

    Never attempting first again. *vanishes in cloud of vapor and sizzling sound*

    1. jesse.in.mb

      Don’t be like that, Hammy.

      1. bacon-magic

        I have been rejuvenated in the Sacred Smoke Shed™ and now back to my bacony self.

      2. *moons over the hammy; suddenly craves Denny’s*

        1. bacon-magic

          Lenny’s has got to have the worst and most depressed servers I’ve ever seen. And I usually go during the day and not during the drunk rush at night.

          1. This Machine

            But who else would tend the rabbits?

          2. I’m only going to agree with you, and I also am a daytime Denny’s visitor. Or I was. Until I realized IHOP was miles ahead in our area.

          3. bacon-magic

            The best places for breakfast imo are still the mom and pop’s. Mmmmmmmm bacon and fresh country eggs.

          4. I prefer to make it at home: the dress code is waaaaay easier *and* I can make my pancakes proteiny

          5. bacon-magic

            *Imagines Riven in undies cooking pancakes*
            Hawt

          6. Rhywun

            Yeah, we don’t even have a Denny’s or IHOP in NYC AFAIK. Plus the waitresses call you “hon” – at least outside Manhattan.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Bacon, you’ll be able to pull it off from now on. But, is Fist really somebody to emulate?

  11. Just Say’n

    http://hotair.com/archives/2017/03/14/silencing-of-speakers-far-more-common-at-colleges-for-the-very-privileged/

    Rich kids are the ones most likely to silence speech that hurts ‘feelz’. I guess the rich white liberal stereotype holds

    1. When you are a middle class grunt, or a poor trying to get through college, you ain’t got time for that shit. School, a job or work-study and attempting to have a social life will prevent much involvement in politics-BS.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Yes, as one who met those criteria, I was like the Jesse Ventura/Blain of college kids.

    2. Sour Kraut

      Nothing says “truth to power” like a bunch of extras from Dead Poets Society jumping on a guy’s car and putting a woman in a neck brace.

    3. John Titor

      When people talk about ‘Millennial culture’ they actually mean upper-middle class urbanite bullshit. Millennials in the ghetto or rural areas? They don’t give a shit, and the ones who do tend to select themselves out of the population and move to other areas where ‘their kind’ thrives.

  12. Gadianton

    Oh wow, and a late-breaking Executive Order mandating every agency present a reorganization plan to the OMB within 180 days. Do note that they will be accepting public comments and suggestions. Not sure if “Kill it with Fire” will be construed as a suggestion or threat.

    How about “Nuke it from orbit?”

    1. Mr Lizard

      Plasma cannon equipped Dreadnaughts are standing by.

      Would you like to know more?…

      1. UnCivilServant

        Ships or half-dead Astartes?

  13. Pan Zagloba

    Not sure if “Kill it with Fire” will be construed as a suggestion or threat.

    “Please kill it with fire,” however, does not suffer from such ambiguity. Politeness pays off again!

  14. jesse.in.mb

    Pi Day is an official office event a few years running after I explained it to HR. My HR manager brought in an oreo crusted Bailey’s cheesecake with chocolate ganache and I brought in a Dutch apple pie.

    Someone brought in a couple of Costco pizzas and one of the doctors brought in a very tasty onion pie.

    1. I ate a whole bunch of sushi rolls that were nice and round – does that count?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        A round bowl of Pho must count as well.

        1. Enough About Palin

          That’s what I had for lunch today from Bep:

          https://www.bepeatery.com/

      2. PieInTheSKy

        rolls? bleah … nigiri is where it’s at. Rolls are only good if you’re hungry and nigiri is to expensive. Sashimi beats nigiri obviously. The best is to catch a tuna and rip it apart with your teeth.

        1. bacon-magic

          Sashimi for the anti-sugar crowd.

      3. bacon-magic

        I multiplied by 3.14 and ate that portion of my lunch.

    2. Lafe Long

      I brought in a Dutch apple pie

      Excellent.
      The BEST kind of apple pie.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Do you cook it in a dutch oven? How is that supposed to work? And doesn’t it make it smell bad?

      2. Hyperion

        The Dutch are now Nazis, so that’s now called a Hitler Pie.

      3. Private Chipperbot
      4. jesse.in.mb

        It’s always fun to show up with an all granny smith Dutch apple pie using my aunt’s recipe and have others show up with their perfect blend of various apples for the best consistency etc and then have everyone freak out about my aunt’s pie.

        Very simple and absolutely perfect.

    3. Hilarious baking mishap story!

      I’d never made a dutch apple pie before. So I’m mixing together the crumble topping…and it’s only after I’ve mixed it into a uniform paste that I realize… maybe I wasn’t supposed to have done that…? Then I got it into my head that maybe it would change (and become appropriately crumbly) after baking. … Nope. But it was a delicious glaze-like shell on top of the apple pie… Probably wouldn’t do it again, but it came out alright anyway

      1. jesse.in.mb

        Yeah, I did the crumble a touch too fine and threw in a little extra butter to make it chunkier. I’m sure people were upset.

        1. Oh nooooooo, more butter.

          Don’t they know the truth?

      2. Number.6

        Way too much liquid, honey. I hope you used suet.

        1. bacon-magic

          Use meh.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            I used bacon fat for a British hot water crust a few months back and then used the bacon and some broccoli florets to do a quiche.

          2. Number.6

            You’re so domesticated, Jesse, and quite the catch.

            You hitched yet?

      3. Number.6

        Y’all should use oat flour instead of wheat.
        Suet instead of butter – Crisco at a push.
        Brown sugar (reduce the proportion a bit).
        Throw in a few rolled oats too, just to put some crunch in it.

        Mix the crumble *by hand*. If you need to adjust the texture, and ran out of suet, *then* use butter.

        Far better crumble, more like a Brit recipe – the suet doesn’t liquefy in the same way as the butter

  15. PieInTheSKy

    I think I joined the bracket thing although I know nothing about it, but it didn’t ask me for any password. Is that normal?

    1. Jerms

      I think you would have had to type the password somewhere to get to th brackets.
      Did you get an email from yahoo confirming you joined?

    2. Agent Cooper

      You’ve probably already won.

    3. Brett L

      I think the CIA has been handling that for everyone.

    4. JD

      No password need to create a bracket, but you’ll need the password to add it to the Glibertarians league.

  16. Pan Zagloba

    Spiked Online, the weird ostensibly anarcho-Marxist (NO IT CANNOT BE A THING NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT SUPPOSED WITHERING OF THE STATE) magazine and the home of my journalistic crush and sometime Reason contributor Brendan O’Neil, has an interesting article about Uber and their business.

    Yet for all that is wrong with Uber and the way it has stiffed many of its drivers, it is, at the same time, subsidising its drivers and not actually making a profit from their labour. According to company financial reports, when you pay for your trip with Uber, you are only covering a fraction of the actual cost. Passengers only pay for 41 per cent of the actual cost of their trip. The rest is subsidised by the company. Rather than squeezing as much profit as possible out of drivers, Uber is funnelling money into lowering the cost of each trip. And these subsidies are resulting in Uber sustaining massive losses.

    It’s no secret that Uber is haemorrhaging money. In 2016 it was on track to lose a total of $3 billion (£2.46 billion).

    Ouch! With such a gushing wound, why bother with hundreds of small cuts via media campaign against it (and it has to be relentless for even me to notice it)? P

    1. Just Say’n

      I like Spiked Online. Those are some Marxists I can tolerate

    2. John Titor

      NO IT CANNOT BE A THING NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT SUPPOSED WITHERING OF THE STATE

      I wish someone had told twenty year old Communist Me this.

    3. Rhywun

      As the New York Daily News writes

      Stop right there.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        I take it they may not the most reliable of outlets, sometimes, then?

        1. Rhywun

          They have lurched so far to the left I’m not sure it’s not actually a parody.

    4. Rhywun

      [Uber] is expanding without producing any actual value. […] this is all at the behest of venture capitalists hoping to cash out after an initial public offering (IPO)

      Why not? It worked for “Snapchat”.

    5. Zero Sum Game

      If I met an “anarcho-Marxist” I’d say:

      That’s OK. Lots of people don’t understand politics.

  17. Juvenile Bluster

    Everything about this image is perfect

    Seriously, it’s like every stereotype in one, isn’t it?

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      WARCORPSE666

  18. Hyperion

    Without the government, who would help the poor and mentally ill?

    You mean like trying to make a law that strips constitutional rights from people on disability? Yeah, no doubt, the poor and ‘mentally ill’ really need more government.

    1. Hyperion

      Correction. I should have said ‘regulation’, not law. Laws are like so last century. Gotta wait on the do nothing Congress to make those. Fortunately for the poor and downtrodden on that one, Secret Nazi President killed it.

  19. PieInTheSKy

    hurrah for Pie day

    1. Brett L

      “Look, we’ve completely missed all of the clicks on this little girl in front of the bull thing. Get me a reason to run that picture on our Twitter feed.” –CNN Producer

    2. Haybob

      She’s so brave!

      1. PieInTheSKy

        But what if impressionable young girls start standing in front of angry bulls? Am I the only one thinking about the children?

        1. Hyperion

          Am I the only one thinking about the children?

          *looks around* Yes.

          1. bacon-magic

            *OMWC signal lit*

        2. Brett L

          OMWC is always thinking of the children. And then touching himself.

          1. bacon-magic

            Jinx

        3. Haybob

          “But what if impressionable young girls start standing in front of angry bulls? Am I the only one thinking about the children?”

          We will get a popular YouTube video?

    3. Hyperion

      No one is safe from the hat.

    4. Haybob

      If they can figure out a way to incorporate the countdown clock with the statue that will give them one more run at it.

  20. Chipwooder

    Well, apparently my submission just wasn’t good enough for the afternoon links. A New Republic writer pens a long diatribe in favor of de facto secession, featuring a whole lotta high speed choo-choo slobbering. I don’t think he quite perceives the way this would be received by the public at large.

    1. Brett L

      So it may surprise you, but we’re not all hooked into all of the mailboxes. I didn’t know you guys were submitting. I’ve been doing this shit all on my own. Why come nobody told me?

      1. Chipwooder

        So it’s Riven’s fault is what you’re saying?

        1. Brett L

          Nope. I’m blaming Sloopy since he’s away from the Interwebz today.

          1. I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit.

            I disseminated this in our “Links” area, including a screenshot with Chipwooder’s handle on it.

            *pouts*

          2. Brett L

            Oh yep, there it is. Right below the Naked Dude story. I missed it fair and square. I’m still blaming Sloopy.

    2. Hyperion

      It’s New Republic. They’re certified retard.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Apologize to the mentally challenged! They have done nothing wrong and you are a horrible person to compare the New Republic with them.

        1. Hyperion

          Brian Beutler may be the dumbest writer to ever live. And I mean, he’s competing with Bruni over at NYT!

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      For starters, we now endorse cutting the federal income tax to the bone—maybe even doing the full Wesley Snipes and abolishing it altogether. We will raise our state and local taxes accordingly to pay for anything we might need or want. We ask nothing more from you and your federal government. Nothing for infrastructure, or housing, or the care of the poor and sick—not that you gave us much, anyway. All we want is our money, and you can keep yours, dollar for dollar.

      Take out the second sentence and I completely agree!

      Assuming this is tongue in cheek (“A modest proposal”), but it’s still dumb.

      1. Hyperion

        To be for sure, they don’t really believe any of this. No one is that dumb. They just want to whine and bitch because it’s all they have. If this were to really happen they’d all be screaming in 5 minutes ‘Hey, come back! We’re all in this together! Help us, heelllppp!!!!’.

      2. Chipwooder

        Actually, I think the writer uses “A modest proposal” as a device to signal satire in a piece that really isn’t satirical. On the contrary, I think he means every bit of it….but doesn’t want to openly admit it, so he uses an identifying phrase like “A modest proposal”.

      3. Agent Cooper

        Good luck with all the out-of-work military personnel and the defunding of your major aeronautics/software research universities!!

      4. Microaggressor

        We will raise our state and local taxes accordingly to pay for anything we might need or want.

        Finally, without that outdated Constitution written by dead white men, we can have #FullCommunism

        1. commodious spittoon

          I recognize that icon, you neeeeeeeeeerd.

          1. AceDroman

            I used to rock the arena with my mage

          2. commodious spittoon
    4. Hyperion

      Bluexit. Even the name is fucking retarded. They’re going to ‘blew it’ alright.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      With all the extra money we’ll have, we can set up our own Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid systems

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaaa…….

      1. Hyperion

        Math is not the forte of the left.

        1. juris imprudent

          The death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic pretty much explains leftie math.

    6. John Titor

      It’s hilariously smug, and there’s some fantastic logistical errors. Like when he talks about the choo-choos, and says how they won’t stop in red states and will just pass through them to the blue strongholds. Yep, I’m sure that being openly antagonistic to the red states is going to make them approve your construction projects through their lands.

    7. Vhyrus

      “For more than 80 years now, we—the residents of what some people like to call Blue America, but which I prefer to think of as the United States of We Pay Our Own Damn Way”

      AAAANNNNDDDD one sentence in I’m already neck deep in bullshit. What happened to ‘You didn’t build that’? ‘Wealth redistribution’? Any of this ringing a bell, chief?

      1. Hyperion

        We Pay Our Own Damn Way

        You just didn’t get the ‘with your money’ part of that.

  21. Tundra

    Officer’s stolen gun was murder weapon in Minnetonka park and ride killing

    I’m a little surprised at this one. The kid looks so normal…

    1. Number.6

      Every time you buy a birthday card, you bolster that little cherub’s trust fund.

    2. Jefe Hayek

      It’s always the ones you least expect

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Hey I was going to post that one too. But you left out the part about how he already survived being gutshot himself.

      1. Tundra

        Also hard to believe, huh?

    4. __Warren__

      Why is he still alive?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    I was going to try to do something with this as a stand alone post, but… I didn’t.

    The problem is that the country is still dealing with the unintended consequences of the DLJ IPO to this day. And, of course, back in 1970, very few people, if any, were paying attention to what a small private partnership on Wall Street was trying to do to change the system. And honestly, the importance of the DLJ IPO has still not been fully appreciated. But it was a seminal event.

    Whereas for more than 150 years Wall Street firms had relied on the prudent use of their partners’ capital to take risks—which nonetheless occasionally went awry—and to run their businesses, knowing full well that a single mistake could spell the end for their firms, as well as threaten whatever fortunes they had personally built up over the years, the move by DLJ was destined to change the whole calculus of Wall Street. If DLJ were successful, if the public’s capital could be substituted for partners’ capital, if the public’s legal liability for mistakes could be substituted for the partners’ legal liability for mistakes, there would be no telling what the consequences would be both for Wall Street and for everybody who relied on Wall Street to raise capital, to provide liquidity in the buying and selling of stocks and bonds, and to help individuals manage and grow their wealth. Although it was unlikely the founders of DLJ could have anticipated all of what its IPO would unleash over the next nearly 50 years, they must have had some inkling that by substituting a bonus culture—where bankers, traders, and executives demanded to be paid for the revenue they generated in their various product lines—for the long-standing partnership culture—where the individual partners of the firm collaborated to make sure only prudent risks were taken in order to ensure there would be annual pretax profits for them to divide—Wall Street would never be the same.

    A little history lesson, over at the Atlantic. Cohan has a tendency to lay it on a little thick with the “OMG casino!” routine, but I think we can accept the facts as solid. This is something which has bugged me off and on for a long time. I couldn’t remember if it was caused by a change in the law, or something else.

    Nothing happens in a vacuum, and many other factors have affected Wall Street’s business model in the past decades, but the transition from partnerships to publicly held corporations was a really big deal. And I think the boo-hooing over “undercapitalization” is a little overdone.

    1. The Last American Hero

      No, that change was a big step in moving towards privatize profits/socialize losses. As you note, there were others. I would flag the Long-Term Capital bailout as another big step on the road to too big to fail.

      1. Number.6

        LTCM’s contribution really was to let the leverage cat out of the bag. Sit in a meeting, figure out what you want to return for the year, back into the level of leverage you need commit to, and TRADE ON! … Until you close your doors and hold out your hand.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Not sure if “Kill it with Fire” will be construed as a suggestion or threat.

    “Fuck you, cut spending” should be okay, though.

    Right?

  24. 3/14 is “close enough to pi for government work” day.

    1. I see I’ve opened myself up to a snarky joke based on 1 Kings 7:23.

  25. Without the government, who would help the poor and mentally ill?

    I vote for Bob Newhart.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I knew what that was before I clicked.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I hereby give my blessing and encouragement to any and all persons who want to get their twerk on with the “fearless little girl” statue.

    I want to see the birth of a meme, people!

      1. I had never seen a tasteful twerk session before.

  27. Sour Kraut

    Triple Godwin!

    British Lord Compares Brexit Voters To “Hitler, Mussolini, And Stalin”, Rejects “People’s Will”

    “It is a very dangerous step towards the doctrine that the people’s will must always prevail.

    This is the doctrine always favored by Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin — and by Erdogan at present.

    It is a denial of the essence of democracy which we have supported with great effect in this country and now we are abandoning it. My Lords, we are the guardians of parliamentary democracy, and we are right in this. We are the democrats. We are right to support the democratic cause.”

    Or may that’s quadruple…

    TW: Zero Hedge

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That doesn’t even make sense with itself.

    2. Chipwooder

      When I think of democracy, hereditary aristocracy is always the first institution that leaps to mind.

      1. Drake

        Yelling at the peasants that they are too stupid to think for themselves and they should listen to their betters or else.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’s a Top Man, we should listen to him.

        1. I think he’s a Life Peer – that is, he wasn’t born a lord, he got appointed as one, probably as an attempt to kick him upstairs when he got irritating.

          1. commodious spittoon

            This is why they need peerage review.

          2. quincy

            What’s the SI unit of peerage pressure?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Stalin sure did respect the will of the people. You have to give that to him.

      1. Drake

        Won by a landslide in every election – like Obama in a Philly district.

    4. He wrote a memoir

      “In 1973, Labour MP Dick Taverne caused a national sensation when he stood against his own party as an independent to win a historic by-election in Lincoln. Demonstrating the power of the individual against party politics, his bold move was a forerunner for the formation of the [Social Democratic (and Labour?) Party] some eight years later and cemented his own place in political history. Peppered with entertaining anecdotes, Against the Tide sets Taverne’s political battles in the context of a rich and varied life. After studying at Oxford University, Taverne juggled a legal career while taking his first steps in politics, before serving in Harold Wilson’s government during the 1960s. His later achievements included the launch of the Institute for Fiscal Studies and the founding of the charity Sense About Science, whose objective of advancing public understanding of science continues to inform public debate today. Still an active member of the House of Lords, Dick Taverne presents a thoughtful and compelling memoir, as well as a measured account of fraught and turbulent times.”

      1. “I was born in a house on stilts in the jungle of Sumatra, in what was then called the Dutch East Indies. That was in October 1928. At the time, my father, Nicolaas Jacobus Marie Taverne, was employed as a geologist by the Bataafse Petroleum Maatschappij, the Dutch half of Royal Dutch Shell, which ran a big oil field nearby in Palembang.”

        Whew, just typing all that got me tired out, I think I’ll quit now.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Dick Taverne

        So that’s British for gay bar?

          1. Tacit Rainbow

            The guy kinda looks like Dick Valentine.

    5. Hyperion

      The left started with an idea that was doomed to fail. Because they don’t understand human nature, or math, or a lot of other fundamental things you need to plan a successful society. When it completely failed, they decided to call everyone racist, Nazi, whatever. Their plan B is worse than their plan A.

      And see how they’ve now twisted and distorted the word democracy so that it’s now completely meaningless. Just like they did with the word liberal and so many other terms that once had a meaning.

    6. John Titor

      Dick Taverne sounds like the worst gay bar name ever.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Dammit.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          Everyone went for the low hanging fruit…

          1. mindyourbusiness

            If Swissy won’t do it, I will…

            /Narrows Gaze/

  28. Drake

    Snowmageddon continues here in NJ. The wind is just crazy. I told the plow guy not to bother right now. The wind would immediately drift the snow right back over my driveway.

    1. bacon-magic

      plow guy

      Nice euphemism you got there, Schultzy.

    2. Hyperion

      Snowmageddon here in Balmer turned out to be about 4 inches of sleet.

      1. Drake

        I’m guessing a foot and a half right now. It’s hard to tell because I usually look at my deck as a reference. With so much wind, there is hardly and snow in some places and huge drifts in others.

        1. UnCivilServant

          I can’t poke fun at Andy anymore.

          I had to climb in through the passenger door to start my car because I couldn’t get the driver’s side open when I needed to move it for the plows.

        2. The snow on my roof isn’t level at all.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      A few clouds, but mostly sunny and 77 degrees here right now.

      Big cool snap tonight. Going to be all the way down to 54 degrees! Brrrr.

      1. ruodberht

        That’s rough. Anything above 65 sucks. And a humid 65 sucks.

    4. Somalian Road Corporation

      Meanwhile, it’s mid-90s in AZ and it’s getting blamed on global warming.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I told the plow guy not to bother right now.

    “God put it there. He can come take it away.”

  30. Zero Sum Game

    While the grammarian in me groans at “mathically”, it does enable a pun.

    Pie is mathically delicious.

    1. Pecan Pie is my favorite.

      After that, I like apple, then pumpkin, followed by key lime, and then chocolate.

      1. Zero Sum Game

        Poontang pie didn’t even make the list, huh?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Depends on the crust. You never want it to be too crusty.

          1. Zero Sum Game

            The really crusty pies can be found in the sugarfree section.

        2. It can get soupy

      2. Tundra

        Strawberry-rhubarb.

        In August, with real vanilla ice cream.

        Preferably in the company of a fetching young lady in those awesome Daisy Duke cutoffs.

        *Tundra gets nostalgic*

        1. dbleagle

          In warm weather real key lime pie on a graham cracker crust and not one of those neon green monstrosities. Fall is pumpkin pie (spicier the better) or pecan. Spring is the time for butterscotch merainge (sp?) and for one glorious short period each summer wild fruit pie such as wild strawberry, wild raspberry or wild blackberry.

    1. Hyperion

      I’m sure there’s going to be a lot more ‘no such thing as’ in the future, as it’s starting to look like Democrats are having a hard time winning nationwide even with it. I’ve been expecting them to resort to violence for years. I’m sure it won’t be long.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Good thing they don’t believe in gun ownership.

        1. Vhyrus

          See, this is where a lot of libertarians and conservatives get tripped up. They don’t believe in gun ownership for YOOOUU. THEY are the chosen people, the right thinkers. THEY can own as many guns as they want, because THEY ARE THE GOOD ONES, unlike YOU EVIL RACIST CHILD MOLESTER! Don’t think for a second that the liberals are not just as well armed as you. They may not know how to use the damn things since shooting is a barbaric past time, but they have guns, trust me.

          1. Hyperion

            They’ll shoot their eye out.

    2. Gilmore

      I mentioned that story a few days ago. My take on it was that this specific incident is being highlighted in order to red-herring the topic of “voter fraud”…. by pretending that these ‘isolated examples’ of individuals (in this case, teens) voting illegally is more common than, say, entire swaths of the city of Detroit unable produce a valid-ballot-count

      1. Hyperion

        valid-ballot-count

        Let’s be serious. Valid ballot counts are hardly a top level concern in 3rd world countries. Trying to get lead free water for the peasants is higher up.

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I like Huey Lewis and the News.

        THAT’S RIGHT.

    1. Hyperion

      SNOW DAY!

  32. Suthenboy

    “I scream like I’m related to Janet Leigh at these sorts of things. It embarrasses my wife.”

    *sigh*

    All scary movies are the same; a string of gags designed to trigger your reptilian brain. Fuzzy figures lurking in the background, some entity with ill intent that you can never see, lay hands on or harm , sudden appearances of unexpected or distorted figures, etc. You have no control, you are prey, you are being stalked. They are just nightmares made into movies. Just keep this in mind (its just a dream/movie) and you are the one in control. They cant hurt you. Besides, once you recognize the pattern you can see the gags coming a mile away and the movies become quite boring.

    Yes, I know, I am a blast at parties.

    1. The Last American Hero

      The creepiest part of that book is the underage gang-bang scene.

      1. Sour Kraut

        I had managed to block that out for 25 years…until you came along.

        That scene was crap writing too. Should have won that Bad Sex award.

      2. Gilmore

        The creepiest part of that book is the underage gang-bang scene.

        Midsummer Night’s Dream? Peter Pan? Oliver Twist? WHAT BOOK MAN!!

        1. __Warren__

          Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Underage Gangbang.

          1. His dad taught him that you can’t prosecute unless you go all the way.

  33. Hyperion

    I’m still not over that picture for the morning links. It’s the first thing I saw this morning. Make it go away!

    1. Banjos

      Please check your email. I gots questions.

      1. Hyperion

        Sure, no problem at all.

  34. Pope Jimbo

    Wisconsin voted for Trump. Now Wisconsin courts say you can kick people out because they are black! Clearly a causal relationship has been established between Trump and racism.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Michael Haller forced Martin Jones to move out of his home in Milwaukee’s Bay View neighborhood in 2013 after Haller’s wife said she didn’t feel comfortable with an African-American living in their house.

      Yup.

  35. Pope Jimbo

    WHOOSH!!!

    That is the sound of several points going right over the head of our local lefty columnist. The column is about six things that show what a danger Trump and Trumpism is to democracy in America.

    Go through them and see how easy it is to replace Trump with Hilary. I dare you.

    For example:

    Trump encourages his minions to believe that elections are rigged, epitomized by his claim – without evidence – that millions voted illegally for Hillary Clinton. It’s healthier for democracy if voters believe that elections are free and fair. Of course, if our elections were really rigged, we need whistleblowers. But Trump has produced no credible evidence for his claims.

    Anyone want to try to take a wild stab at finding a story where Hilary and her supporters might have tepidly suggested that the elections had been rigged?

    1. Pope Jimbo

      The same columnist trying to make some point about nuts being too hung up on freedom.

      But heck, almost everyone cares about some kind of individual-freedom-versus-government-tyranny equation, don’t we? The Koch Brothers (whose motives are not pure), and the Tea Party and their allies in the House Freedom Caucus tend to attach a great deal of emphasis to this constant belief that if the government makes you do something, that’s the opposite of “freedom.” But you can call just about anything you favor a form of “freedom.” One of the famous “Four Freedoms” that Franklin D. Roosevelt outlined in 1941 was “Freedom from Want.”

      I don’t know why I read this guy’s articles, but I do.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Thanks Holiness, I think I just got dumber reading that quote

      2. Microaggressor

        belief that if the government makes you do something, that’s the opposite of “freedom.”

        I, um, what, is it something else?

        One of the famous “Four Freedoms” that Franklin D. Roosevelt outlined in 1941 was “Freedom from Want.”

        Oh, he means the freedom to loot your neighbors. Funny how positive rights have this weird tendency to infringe on negative rights. Someone should explain that to this guy.

      3. coax

        So FDR was a Buddhist?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY MADE BILL DO IT.

  36. Chipwooder

    From Instapundit, here’s your daily dose of Slate anti-speech idiocy. To be sure, free speech is a good thing, but ZOMG TRUMP YOU GUYS!!!1!

    1. Hyperion

      There’s nothing outrageous about stamping out bigoted speech.

      The fact that the author cannot see what is so completely wrong about that statement, stands on it’s own as a testimonial of the author’s ignorance.

      1. Hyperion

        Sometimes I start to think that these people exist only as objects of ridicule.

    2. Microaggressor

      This piece is bigoted speech and should be stamped out.

      1. Hyperion

        You don’t get to decide, bigot!

    3. “Why was Yiannopoulos’ invitation to CPAC rescinded? Because he held beliefs that offended and disgusted. When students oppose speakers on similar grounds, hacks shriek about thought-policing.”

      When mobs commit riot and arson to block a speech which was duly scheduled under lawful procedures, then I think even CPAC can object.

      The author seems to think that if a private entity decides not to invite a speaker – or to disinvite him once invited – that’s the same as rioters disrupting a duly-scheduled speech.

      1. And, yes, William Buckley, as the author notes, said that Yale should promote Christianity and free enterprise, not undermine them, and should reject the secular idea of “academic freedom.”

        Which Yale has the right to do, being a private institution.

        But instead it advertises itself to the public as an institution where all points of view are valued, so that would mean they can’t sandbag you and suddenly invoke censorship.

  37. Gilmore

    this was also pointed out yesterday… but they went the extra step and articulated the argument as had only been implied before, eg =


    Pollack has been arguing that the tape somehow exonerates Brown because it purportedly shows him engaging in a drug deal, rather than stealing cigarillos.

    “He was a weed dealer, not a petty thief!”…. ergo….. what, exactly?

    it seems to be this sort of 9/11 truther attitude where if they can find one tiny detail that is *potentially* ‘not 100% as conventionally understood’…. WHAM We’ve JUST POKED HOLES IN THE OFFICIAL NARRATIVE MAN YOU HAVE JUST BEEN INVALIDATED (raises fist)

    1. Gilmore

      *that wasn’t supposed to be strikethrough, obviously. i am so fail

      1. bacon-magic

        •Your skillz be lackin’

        1. Gilmore

           You challenge me and you shall find yourself oh shit i fucked up again

    2. Gilmore

      Anyway, watch the video clip for some B+ Performative-Wokeness.

      1. Number.6

        Well, that was his 15 minutes, so I guess we should be grateful for the lulz.

  38. commodious spittoon

    Did y’all change the nesting limit?

    1. Brett L

      SP does as she will. We do not question her will.
      *Flinches at loud noise*

    2. __Warren__

      I don’t know about nesting but there’s no limit on spooning! C’mere you!

      1. commodious spittoon

        *unwelcome memories of Without a Paddle*

        The horror…

  39. AlmightyJB
    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Janet, and it’s not particularly close.

      1. commodious spittoon

        It really isn’t.

  40. Juvenile Bluster

    I popped my head into that other place, saw the comment section on Gillespie’s article on Steve King’s comments, and I’m really thankful for this place.

    1. Hyperion

      Wait. I still remember some years back when Republicans threatened to do this and I distinctly remember Democrats saying that the world will end if we even do this for even one day. So Democrats now want the world to end?

      1. Drake

        So the Dems “shut down” the Federal Government. Trump responds by cutting programs and firing people until the government can operate on tax revenue alone.

        Sounds like a win win.

      2. Vhyrus

        That was before secret nazi president. Now it is your patriotic duty to resist tyranny, shitlord.

      3. SimonD

        —So Democrats now want the world to end?—

        I think the Democrats would absolutely love for ‘the world to end’ (in a figurative sense) if they could blame it on the Republicans.

      4. ruodberht

        Peter Suderman is a Democrat?

    2. Rhywun

      Their non-negotiables: any budget including funding for a border wall or a “deportation force,” or failing to fully fund the EPA or Planned Parenthood, is dead in the water.

      LOL these are the hills they want to die on? Oh, bring it on.

      1. Drake

        So if the EPA is chopped in half, then fully funded – we’re cool?

  41. Pan Zagloba

    From the BBC , Turkish vs Dutch newspapers in a squabble of who is the boss.

    Winner – Turkish newspapers, for picture of police dog biting a guy’s ass, helpfully circled to draw the eye.

    1. Vhyrus

      I saw that pic too, and my only thought?
      “Yup, that’s a dog attached to that ass… no doubt about it.”

      1. Drake

        Do the Dutch police use Dutch Shepards? Ouch.

      2. I know little about the Middle East region, but I know at least this – dogs are *not* considered man’s best friend. If you want to insult someone, call them a dog.

        1. Hyperion

          Will they throw a shoe at you?

          1. __Warren__

            It’s really bad when a shoe throws a dog at you.

        2. Vhyrus

          Interesting side note: I met several individuals from the middle east (not exactly sure where, possibly pakistan or saudi) and one of them was terrified, TERRIFIED of house cats. Yes, house cats. The place we were staying had 4 of them, including a little kitten, and if you picked any one of them up and ran towards him he would scream and run as if you were chasing him with a butcher knife. I have never seen anything like it before or since, and sincerely wonder if there is some cultural thing behind it because I have never met an American with that particular phobia.

          1. Hyperion

            Do they have tigers in Pakistan? Just curious, because an Indian friend of mine told me stories about when he was a kid in India, living in a small village and how sometimes a tiger would come to the village and eat a few unfortunate villagers. Never heard him mention house cats, so don’t know if it’s related in some way.

  42. Left Hand of Radar

    Jesus, when do you gets get done with work: “G” for GRAHAM PARKER (btw, I alphabetize my LPs by last name– but my singles by first. So I’m a weirdo.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXvBivGcMo

    1. Left Hand of Radar

      EDIT BUTTON!