Wednesday Afternoon Links

I don’t know about you all, but I love a good fuck you story. I’m not sure whether my favorite part is the guy getting the 27th Amendment passed in response to getting a C on a good paper, that his original teacher got shitcanned in the intervening years, or that the University engineered a grade change and trying to promote this as something they had a part in. Full disclosure, I am member of the U of Texas Former Students Organization — and I’m not giving them any money for this

It looks like many of our commenters were right — Trump once again successfully played his antagonists in the news media into scoring an own goal. CNBC rushes to join in the kicking of their sister network.

$200 drone shot down by $3M Patriot missile. Raytheon executives were seen high-fiving and ordering new yachts.

In an ongoing local story, Tom Cruise has been trotted out to pave the way for the Church of Scientology’s takeover of Clearwater, FL. If only they had some sense of architectural style beyond… faux.

Oh noes, yoga pants are killing the oceans. Goodbye, fish. I have made my choice.

And speaking of oceans, it appears our Cthulonic majesties are wakening.

Literally killing the oceans

Comments

304 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. jesse.in.mb

    If nothing else yoga pants are a decent reason for gifs, no?

    1. Homple

      Giff me some a DAT, ya sure, you betcha.

    2. Nope. There’s never a good reason for gifs substituting for video.

      1. Pat

        What if you’re still on a Pentium II compatible with a 250 MB hard disk and 14.4 modem?

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          If you’re on a Pentium II, you’re on at least a 28.8k modem. I haven’t used a 14.4 since the 486 days!

      2. jesse.in.mb

        You are incorrect, sir.

        The perfectly looped GIF is an art form.

        1. They’re never funny, and just a big waste of bandwidth.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            They aren’t necessarily meant to be funny, some of them are just deeply visually satisfying.

          2. John Titor

            But enough about Meat Spin.

          3. Enough About Palin

            Short euphemisms such as this are best.

          4. RBS

            The Shaq one is…unsettling.

          5. Zunalter

            I read way too much of that.

    3. bacon-magic

      You’re using that gif to trap me…I won’t click it. Hello! Me likee.

    4. Jimbo

      I see a crack (no, not there!) in the flooring – left side before it zooms in: 3/10

  2. Clearwater, FL, eh?

    New Port Richey has a pretty good pizza place–or did, anyway, out near Moon Lake Road.

    1. AceDroman

      I grew up in Pinellas (and even rented a house in downtown Clearwater for a couple years). We were told to never go to Pasco.

      1. And they was right.

  3. I guess the lesson that Maddow wanted everyone to learn is that it’s better to not gloat until you have all the relevant information.

  4. John Titor

    To justify it, Sharon writes: “In light of the student’s heroic efforts to prove the professor and T.A. wrong in their assessment of his term paper, Mr. Watson deserves A+.”

    If only I had professors like this.

  5. Wow. Afternoon Links have been posted many seconds ago, but the forum is as dead as TSTSNBN.

    1. BakedPenguin

      It takes a while for people to realize there’s a new thread.

      1. Brett L

        Unlike Sloopy, I promise the world order. I make the Links run on time!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Il Douchey

          1. AlexinCT

            I see what you did there…. well played.

    2. Hyperion

      They haven’t yet figured out to post a link about nothing.

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    You are worse than Satan, Hitler and Hillary Clinton combined, Brett.

    1. Hyperion

      But not worse than Secret Nazi President.

    1. Pat

      Police Chief Calvin Williams found in a disciplinary letter dated March 10 that Constance Hollinger violated protocol the day of the shooting of Tamir Rice

      3 years of tough investigative work to find out that the dispatcher is 8 days responsible for the incident, and the cop that actually jumped out of his car with guns blazing is 0 days responsible.

      1. Hyperion

        Don’t read the comments. HINT: It was the kid’s fault for having a pellet gun.

        1. Juice

          what parent gives their son a pellet gun and lets them go play in public with it……. Thats pathetic

          1. Juice

            woops

            tried to post an image using [ img src=” …” ]

          2. Pat

            When I was a kid our youth group rented paintball equipment and went out in the state park to play (perfectly legal). Got the cops called on us by some retard in a hilltop apartment about a half mile away who said a bunch of people in masks were running around the woods shooting each other with guns (yet oddly nobody was dying…). Cop came out with an AR-15. Thankfully he was very cool about it. Told us what we were doing was legal and to have fun. I didn’t realize until I got a little older just how fucking lucky we were that nobody got shot.

          3. You should have used your 6A right to find out who narced on you.

          4. Vhyrus

            When I was a kid in Maryland (yes that Maryland) my house backed right up to a huge wooded area. I would regularly take my pellet gun and sometimes even a 22(!) and go out plinking behind my house. This was not even that long ago (late 80s early 90s). This was not a particularly rural place either, we were only about 30 minutes from Baltimore. That place would look like a scene out of Grand Theft Auto if a kid tried that today.

          5. CatoTheElder

            When he was something like 14, my kid bought an AK47-style airsoft gun. It was about four inches shorter than a real rifle but, at a distance of 15 feet, the gun looked like the real thing except for the red tip. I forbade its use outside of the back yard.

            A paintball gun, however, is something else entirely.

          6. Mad Scientist

            (yet oddly nobody was dying…)

            But they were dyeing, amirite?

          7. Vhyrus, you wouldn’t be talking about Bowie by any chance? I only mention it because I lived there as a young kid in the 80s and early 90s, and across the street (Kinderbrook Ln) was a big stretch of woods where everyone hung out being bad. On the other side was farmland and I think eventually you got to highway, but we were all too afraid of getting shot in the ass by a farmer with salt pellets to try to cross the field.

            No 22s, but definitely pellet guns. Some of the older kids would go out into the woods with camo and BB guns and shoot each other. I mean, we *are* talking Bowie, here.

          8. Vhyrus

            Severna Park, actually. Not real far though.

          9. Hyperion

            When I was a kid, I didn’t know one single boy who did not have a pellet gun and who did not play with it outside.

          10. thrakkorzog

            Hell, even up until the mid-90s a car with a trunk full of rifles and shotguns in a high school parking lot wouldn’t even raise any eyebrows amongst teachers and admins. They would just assume it was hunting season.

          11. Hyperion

            Yep, when I was in high school, lot of kids had pickups with gun racks full of guns. No one was ever shot, no one shit their pants, and I never saw a cop at school.

          12. Left Hand of Radar

            We played “tag” with ours. By treaty there was supposed to be a “four-pump” limit. Of course, no one abided by it!

            (Four pump limit cracks in three…two…one)

          13. another Kevin

            And the ‘no aiming for bare skin’ rule was followed as equally well…

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Code X945.23J – Ruptured balls from back-handed nut-punch.

      1. Initial contact?

    3. Grumbletarian

      The comments are a cesspool of copsucking derp.

  7. Zero Sum Game

    Bracket of Shame

    How do the various schools stack up in the race-to-the-bottom that violating students’ free speech rights has become?

  8. Zero Sum Game

    Chuck Schumer’s Attacks On Neil Gorsuch Are Un-American

    So: “It might be fair to ask whether TransAm’s decision was a wise or kind one,” Gorsuch wrote in his dissent. “But it’s not our job to answer questions like that … It is our job and work enough for the day to apply the law Congress did pass, not to imagine and enforce one it might have but didn’t.” It’s not our job to answer questions like that … is what’s most offensive to left-wing sensibilities, which often champion judicial lawmaking.

    Who’d have thought that nominating a judge for the SCOTUS who does not believe in legislating from the bench should be controversial? The answer: Chuck Schumer. It’s a sharp rebuke, short, and wraps up its ends nicely.

    1. Hyperion

      Roberts will tutor young weedhopper on how to do a penaltax the right way.

    2. I’m reminded of the scene in the movie Reversal of Fortune where Alan Dershowitz tells his students he’s taking up the defense of Claus von Bulow. One of the students whines about how Dershowitz should be standing up for the poor and oppressed, and Dershowitz responds by pointing out how Sunny’s family used law enforcement against Claus, and that if they can do it to somebody as well-to-do as him, imagine what they can do to the little guy.

    3. Gilmore

      Song of the Day =

      Hi-Heel Sneakers
      v1.0

      1. Gilmore

        fuck! *@#&*(@

      2. John Titor

        I have no idea how you manage to continuously screw up threading on this site.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Canadian aggression!

          1. John Titor

            It’s pretty clear that we haven’t engage in aggression since, I don’t know, 1945? Nowadays we deal in passive aggression, like running news stories about ‘refugees’ from the United States.

          2. jesse.in.mb

            Or whatever it is Canada and Denmark are doing with Hans Island.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            Hans who?

          4. Pan Zagloba

            WHO SPILLED OUR GREAT MILITARY SECRET?!

            Fucking Danes, can’t trust them to even keep a passive whinefest war within bounds of propriety….

          5. jesse.in.mb

            Y’all should definitely escalate.

            I remember reading several years ago that because of Global Warming the desire to control Hans Island had increased dramatically and the adorably Danish/Canadian conflict almost came to blows, but then everyone laughed it off and decided they’d take it to the UN because they weren’t Americans or something ridiculous like that.

            It was very oh sick burn lazy.

          6. John Titor

            Meh, we’ve had dumber passive aggressive wars with the United States.

          7. jesse.in.mb

            It turned out that the pig was owned by an Irishman

            I’m not sure why that note entertains me so.

          8. bacon-magic

            Paddy’s Pig?

        2. He’s thinking more about his hair than threading.

        3. Gilmore

          I have no idea how you manage to continuously screw up threading on this site.

          Humongous and i talked about it the other day.

          its the fact that if you click “reply” to someone’s post, but then later go to the box at the bottom of the page and use that instead, it still treats your comment as a reply rather than a new comment. it can do this even if you click reply to a different comment in between. the only thing i’ve found that seems to work is refreshing to page prior to comment, but even that screwed up once yesterday.

          I blame myself, and maybe something in mah browser.

  9. For those who can only look at the AL on the phone, the Alt-Text: “and your desire to fap!”

    1. John Titor

      And it isn’t even Thicc Thursday to compensate for it.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        That’s just silly.

        1. Tim from Philly

          Gawd, 2 for 2. Yours might be better than HM’s. This is why I look at your Manly Monday’s pics. Thanks.

  10. grrizzly

    I liked the story about getting the 27th Amendment passed. I didn’t know about it and kind of always assumed that the constitutional amendments were only ratified in ancient history. And this one is relatively recent — within living memory.

  11. Juvenile Bluster

    Ex-Minneapolis cop charged with third degree felony assault for kicking man in the face so hard he caused a traumatic brain injury

    A couple of years ago he was cleared by the DA in another case where he beat a suspect for the terrible crime of asking the cop for a warrant. The city’s paying out a settlement in that case.

    He’s received a total of 8 complaints for excessive force since 2013.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      I don’t understand, why’s he an EX-cop? Did he show up late for work too often?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Well, I mean, I don’t think the civil service commission has weighed in yet, so he still might be given his job back (with full back pay, of course, including overtime)

    2. Hyperion

      Stupid cop. He should have just shot the guy dead, then he’d get a paid vacation and nothing else would happen.

  12. Juvenile Bluster

    Court clears officer of shooting that even PoliceOne said was a bad shoot

    I mean, PoliceOne would probably defend shooting a baby point blank in the back of the head as a “good shoot”, so if they say it’s a bad shoot, it’s really, really bad. And the court still cleared the officer.

    1. I guess the cop hit another cop rather than an innocent bystander?

    1. Better, and gotta love those fruity drinks for rich housewives.

      1. __Warren__

        All those people are dead now.

        But maybe, somewhere in that crowd, was a one Dr. Henry Walton Jones, jr. who was on the hunt for a precious artifact.

  13. Pat

    Lucian Wintrich Claims He’s Victim of Homophobic Assault at White House

    The founder of Twinks for Trump says he was assaulted by a Fox News reporter at the White House — though no one who was there so far supports that claim.

    Not even one month has passed since Lucian Wintrich, the gay conservative firebrand who is pals with Milo Yiannapoulos, got credentials needed to join the White House press briefing for the first time. He and his conspiracy-theory-pushing boss at Gateway Pundit took a photo that first day behind Sean Spicer’s podium, while irreverently making a hand signal commonly understood as a hate symbol. They shared it using the “pepe” hashtag and emoji, which is also a symbol for alt-right racism.

    It didn’t take long for things in the White House press room to devolve. Here’s what happened, according to BuzzFeed’s Adrian Carrasquillo:

    Fox News Radio John Decker just loudly told everyone in briefing room that Gateway Pundit is here “they hate blacks, Jews, Hispanics.” Wild

    — Adrian Carrasquillo (@Carrasquillo) March 10, 2017

    He was speaking to Lucian Wintrich. He said it twice, pointing to him, so everyone knew who he was. https://t.co/42njWQQ0fX

    — Adrian Carrasquillo (@Carrasquillo) March 10, 2017

    1. Vhyrus

      Assault…. you keep using that word… I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

      I’m going to hook a loudspeaker to an digital recorder so it shouts insults when you pull the trigger and call it an assault weapon. I am sure they will sell like hotcakes.

    2. Hyperion

      I read that. I don’t know what’s going on. But it reads like either so much bullshit coming from different directions, or a lover’s quarrel of sorts.

    3. Lafe Long

      They shared it using the “pepe” hashtag and emoji, which is also a symbol for alt-right racism.

      No it’s not.

      1. Hyperion

        That entire story could be summed up by:

        Person 1: You hate homos!

        Person 2: No I don’t! You hate homos!

        Person 1: I know you are buy what am I?

        Person 2: Neener neener, you poopey head!

      2. Pat

        I have to admit I felt the faintest bit of hipster pride when Pepe turned into the new swastika this year and I’d been seeing it on 4chan since I was like 15.

        It also makes this post on TSTSNBN even funnier.

        1. Pat

          A little research tells me 4chan wasn’t created until I was 16. Whatever. I’m old but I’m still cooler than anybody who works in the media I guess.

    4. mr simple

      Your avatar makes me think everything you post is deadpan sarcasm. Sometimes it makes me confused about the subject of the comment.

      1. Pat

        Your avatar makes me think everything you post is deadpan sarcasm.

        That is the intention, and not far from the truth.

    5. Gilmore

      I read that and now i hate everyone mentioned in the story, the guy in the picture most of all.

    6. Mythical Libertarian Woman

      while irreverently making a hand signal commonly understood as a hate symbol

      I had to know. I knew it was going to be stupid. So I tracked it down. It was the “ok” gesture. You know. ?

      Literally everything is a hate symbol.

  14. Gilmore

    Song of the Day =

    Hi-Heel Sneakers
    v1.0

          1. Gilmore

            v1.6

            *no, the numbering isn’t really supposed to make any sense.

          2. Gilmore

            well actually, it sort of was.

            v2.0

          3. Gilmore

            *apologies to Led Zeppelin, Faces, The Beatles, Tom Jones, George Thorogood, Ramsey Lewis, and pretty much anybody else who did a decent version at some point

          4. mikey

            You were doing real well until this one.

          5. mikey

            Damn threading – I meant this for v1.6. Sammy effing Davis?

  15. Private Chipperbot

    Strep throat leads to quadruple amputation.

    Breen is one of two men in the world who had strep travel from his throat to his stomach. Breen is back home but the infection has caused his hands and feet to turn black and he’ll have to undergo amputations.

  16. Rufus the Monocled

    That 27th amendment story is one of the most interesting stories I’ve read. Wild stuff.

    1. Tundra

      +1. Great story.

  17. Vhyrus

    Guy spends his whole adult life getting an amendment passed. Meanwhile I am sitting here screwing around on a fake news site instead of drawing squares on my computer like I am supposed to. If the intended goal of that article was to make me feel like a world class schmuck, then mission fucking accomplished.

    I did like the karma shot at the end about the shitty teacher not being able to find work for being so god damned terrible.

    1. Zero Sum Game

      I did like the karma shot at the end about the shitty teacher not being able to find work for being so god damned terrible.

      I wouldn’t go so far as to say that without more evidence, and it was the TA who graded the paper. The prof. just didn’t look into whether the grade was warranted too deeply. The paper itself may not have been written very well. Getting a mediocre grade on something doesn’t mean the argument was wrong or even that the professor thought so.

      1. Vhyrus

        She flat out admitted in the article she didn’t read it very thoroughly and it was only AFTER he got the amendment passed that she decided he had somehow earned his A. If that isn’t at least a partial admission of negligence I don’t know what is.

        1. Zero Sum Game

          Again, the TA was responsible for the grading. That does happen in universities all the time, and TAs can be dumbshits. If a busy professor had the time to read every paper, she wouldn’t need TAs.

          It’s like complaining to your boss’s boss about something that takes a bit of time to explain and getting blown off because they really don’t have the time to hear you out. It sucks, but that doesn’t necessarily imply that the person is awful at their job. It might seem super important to you, but everyone thinks their problems are.

  18. Pat

    The Rooskies are at it again

    Two Russian spies are among four individuals indicted by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) over a huge theft of Yahoo user accounts.

    The members of the FSB, the Russian intelligence agency, conspired with criminal hackers, according to DOJ officials announcing the charges.

    Previously, Yahoo said “state-sponsored” hackers were behind the 2014 breach affecting 500 million accounts.

    The suspects are also alleged to have targeted Google accounts.

    Hacking was directed at Russian and US government officials, including security, diplomatic and military personnel, according to the DOJ.

    The indictment also alleged that 30 million Yahoo accounts were commandeered without authorisation for use in a spam campaign.

    1. Hans Landa

      Pffft. Amateurs. All the NSA had to do to get data from Yahoo was ask.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        For extremely directive definitions of ‘ask’.

        1. +1 kid who “volunteered” to help his grandparents.

    2. Bronson. Missouri

      I wonder what the threshold for “state sponsorship” is. There are certainly tons of hackers in Russia (and everywhere else, really), and they always get reported as “state sponsored”. Are we talking about dudes who are in it for the cash but can occasionally be blackmailed by the state? Or are we actually talking about state employees?

  19. Juvenile Bluster

    An update to the liquor store owner who opened on Sunday despite the law ending the stupid Sunday liquor ban not taking effect until July

    The liquor license at Surdyk’s Liquor and Cheese Shop will be suspended for 30 days in July, the city of Minneapolis ruled Monday, and the business must pay a $2,000 fine.

    Owner Jim Surdyk opened for business Sunday, even though the repeal of the state’s 159-year-old ban on Sunday liquor sales won’t go into effect until July 2.

    The apparent disregard for the rules drew the ire of Minneapolis licensing manager Grant Wilson, who called Surdyk to tell him to close and then showed up at the liquor store Sunday afternoon, to no effect.

    In a letter Monday, Wilson said Surdyk “knowingly and intentionally refused to abide by a lawful notice and order to cease such illegal sales” and ordered the fine and suspension of Surdyk’s license to sell alcohol.

    Surdyk could not be reached for comment Monday, and Wilson declined a request for an interview.

    1. Vhyrus

      See, I wouldn’t go defend Clive Bundy, but I would throw on my plates and AR in a second for this dude. This man is a patriot and a gentleman.

    2. Juice

      I swear to god shit in the country would change if more business owners had that kind of balls.

      When the bureaucrats threaten you, ignore them. When they threaten you again, fight back.

      Now, granted it would take some sort of solidarity. There would need to be a nice coalition of businesses committing civil disobedience all at once for it to really work, but it would work.

    3. Tundra

      Stupid motherfuckers at the city just pissed away a shit-ton of tax revenue. Thanks to the deep blue government and the Wilfs, the taxes in Minneapolis are obscene.

      Surdyk probably has vaults full of gold – he will be fine. The fucking city is only punishing employees and customers. You know, the ones who fund their fucking existence.

      Go fuck yourself, Wilson.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Thanks to the Wilfs? Have they raised taxes to pay for that boondoggle of a taxpayer-financed stadium?

        1. Tundra

          Yep. When Governor Mumbles McTrustFund’s E-pulltab scheme went tits up, they jacked up sales and property taxes.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            The pulltab scheme didn’t bring in enough revenue to pay for the stadium? I am SHOCKED!

            I’m curious if there’s a single person, advocate or detractor, who actually believed the stadium could be paid for that way.

          2. Tundra

            Governor Dayton was thoroughly convinced.

            And drug-addled.

          3. Enough About Palin

            “The pulltab scheme didn’t bring in enough revenue to pay for the stadium?”

            I dont even think it brought in enough revenue to pay for the pulltab scheme.

      2. Lafe Long

        Wilfs

        I’m familiar with milfs and gilfs…. but wilfs?

        Not sure I want to know.

        1. Vhyrus

          I read it as ‘women I’d like to fuck’ but that’s a damn big tent.

          1. Tundra

            Nothing like that at all:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zygi_Wilf

          2. Hyperion

            Damn, his parents must have hated him at birth.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        Wilfs?

        Wildlings I’d like to fuck? Would.

    4. westernsloper

      I hope Minneapolis licensing manager Grant Wilson gets plenty of phone calls from Minneapolisites voicing their displeasure at him being a grade A douche.

  20. Pat

    Thordis Elva and Tom Stranger: Should a rapist be invited on stage?

    An international project featuring a rapist discussing his crime on stage has drawn both condemnation and support. So should a perpetrator be given a platform to share his experience?

    “There’s a rapist in the building,” the protesters shouted as they briefly blocked the entrance. “Get the rapist out.”

    Their banners and loudspeakers were an unusual sight outside a venue better known for world-class concert performances than controversy.

    The anger at London’s Royal Festival Hall at the Southbank Centre on Tuesday evening was over South of Forgiveness, an event that would see a woman inviting the man who raped her to discuss the impact of his actions.

    The discussion between Thordis Elva, from Iceland, and Australian Tom Stranger had already been dropped from a women’s festival at the weekend following pressure from campaigners.

    But it was rescheduled after organisers of the Women of the World (WOW) Festival said the debate was too important to silence.

    “Rape is one of these critical issues and we need to shift the discourse around it, which too often focuses on rape survivors rather than rape perpetrators”, Jude Kelly, artistic director of the Southbank Centre, said in a statement.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      Was it rape rape?

    2. Is that rapist named Roman Polanski?

    3. PBRstreetgang

      Stranger Danger

      1. Vhyrus

        I was just about to write that too!

    4. Vhyrus

      Best part? Rapist’s name is Tom Stranger. The woman could have known him for years but she can still say with a straight face she was raped by a Stranger.

    5. Vhyrus

      Maybe I have anger issues but this rape could not have been that terrible if rapist and rapee can cohabitate the same stage for any period of time without violence. If I lived within driving distance of any guy that raped me or any of my immediate friends or family I would have to stop myself from randomly driving over and setting his car on fire on the weekends.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Unlike Sloopy, I promise the world order. I make the Links run on time!

    What is the official time (CDT, of course) for the launch of the lynx?

    1. The first rule of the launch of the lynx is that you do not talk about the launch of the lynx

  22. Gilmore

    More! of the stuff i mentioned the other day (re: “drones” rules), which seems to be the current S.O.P. for journalists

    Obama sets draconian rules in the final months in office; Trump immediately un-does rules = Howling from Press that Hitler 2.0 Is Destroying Planet”

    1. Hyperion

      Anytime government creates any regulation, no matter how trivial or obscure it is, the left immediately latch onto it as the only thing between us and total world ending destruction.

    2. mr simple

      “If they succeed we’ll pay more at the pump, depend more on oil from bad countries, drive up the trade deficit and pollute our kids’ atmosphere,” said Dan Becker, director of the Safe Climate Campaign.

      Rhea Suh, president of the Natural Resources Defense Council, said the change “makes no sense.”
      “Mileage standards save consumers money at the gas pump, make Americans less dependent on oil, reduce carbon pollution and advance innovation,” she said.

      It’s almost like there’s a specific set of talking points they all have to follow. I doubt either of them have more knowledge of the situation than that.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Because saving money at the pump while you pay for it via debt financing on the tech that went into the new car to make it meet CAFE standards isn’t a thing.

  23. Pat

    Cooler donated to Goodwill store contained $24,000 worth of pot

    Police in Washington state said a cooler donated to a Goodwill store turned out to contain something far more valuable — $24,000 worth of marijuana.

    Monroe police said workers at the local Goodwill were sorting through donations during the weekend when they came across the cooler.

    “This cooler was donated over the weekend to the Goodwill. Employees surprised when they opened the lid,” police tweeted.

    The cooler was found to contain multiple baggies containing a total 3.75 pounds of marijuana, which police estimated had a $24,000 street value.

    Police are investigating and the Goodwill store is checking surveillance footage to try to identify the person who donated the cooler.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      In a more civilized world, Goodwill would say nothing and be able to sell the pot, thus raking in a lot more money than selling old concert t-shirts and free t-shirts from blood donations ever would.

      1. Pat

        Pot’s legal in WA, but only in smaller quantities, IIRC. “Legalized” is better than “illegal”, but “decriminalized” is better still.

        1. Hyperion

          I’m not sure how decriminalized is better. I guess that would depend of what decriminalized means. I remember reading MDs version of decriminalization back when that happened. If I recall correctly, it was something like 10 grams or less will get you a fine and your 10 grams confiscated. More than that is not only subject to criminal penalties, but you could actually wind up charged with possession with intent to distribute, a serious felony.

          1. Pat

            I was thinking of “decriminalization” in the literal “this is no longer criminal” sense. My version of decriminalization would be a bill something along the lines of “all existing laws and regulations prohibiting the possession, ownership, transport and distribution of _____ are hereby repealed and not enforceable, effective immediately”, where you could fill in the blank.

          2. Hyperion

            That would be legalization, without the tax and regulate parts. Of course, everything you can make a profit on will always be taxed, so that’s the only type of legalization we’ll ever see. Which is still much better than what they are calling ‘decriminalization’ because that will always still carry criminal penalties if you try to possess over a certain amount or especially if they think you’re distributing.

          3. Pat

            It depends, I suppose, on what the definition of “is” is. Decriminalization can be total or something less than total. Total decriminalization would look like the bill I proposed and would restore the state of the law to the point before criminal penalties were instituted. That’s my ideal. Bear in mind that, theoretically anyway, that which is not prohibited is allowed. Partial decriminalization can be anything from reducing criminal penalties to civil fines up to eliminating criminal penalties entirely but leaving in place a complex system of rules and regs for use and possession. Legalization is what we did with alcohol and what some of the states are doing with pot: civil or criminal penalties remain, but mostly on the distribution side. And for the privilege of being allowed limited access to a heavily regulated market you get to pay a usurious excise tax. It’s better than the alternative, but it’s still ersatz liberty.

        2. Hans Landa

          Smaller quantities? So they have to cut it first, then sell it.

          1. Pat

            Sell it? Easy there, tiger. You gotta get your license from the Liquor and Cannabis Control Board for that.

    2. Vhyrus

      Yeah, some mule is going to wind up in a shallow ditch in the Mexican desert over the weekend.

      1. Hyperion

        That’s exactly what I was thinking. Or something like:

        ‘Hey man, where’s the weed?’

        ‘I thought you had it, I told you last night to stash it somewhere!’

        ‘Oh shit… I was stoned, it’s in the cooler!’

    3. Gilmore

      Part of me is just incredibly angry that this is “news” instead of “a bunch of very happy Goodwill employees”

      1. Vhyrus

        You know… there’s nothing proving that the cooler didn’t actually have FIVE pounds of weed in it, is there?

        1. Hyperion

          I don’t know. I think I would find it very odd if I found that much weed in a cooler that someone just happened to donate to Goodwill. I might start thinking that the people who left it there are the authoritah. I mean if they set up kiddy pr0n sites, what wouldn’t they do to entrap someone?

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            Nah. Then they’d deliver it to the guy’s house and storm in after they “find” it.

          2. Gilmore

            they’ve actually done that before.

          3. Vhyrus

            They did it to some mayor of a particularly rich WASPy part of Maryland and shot his dogs. Caused quite a shitstorm.

          4. Gilmore

            That was exactly the incident i was thinking of.

          5. Juvenile Bluster

            That’s what I was thinking of when it happened. Cheye Calvo was his name.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor%27s_residence_drug_raid

          6. CZmacure

            a SWAT team raided and held the mayor and his mother-in-law at gunpoint, and shot and killed his two dogs, one while it attempted to run away.

            Black Labs Matter.

          7. CZmacure

            Black Labs Matter

            Holy fuck! I was just joking when I said this, but I looked through at the cite :

            About 7 p.m., Calvo returned from walking his black Labradors – Payton and Chase – and brought the package inside.

            LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL.

        2. That dead mule you mentioned above, you’d find some goodwill check-in guys next to him.

  24. Gilmore

    Sessions = Basically being the douche everyone expected he would be

    These same “1990s Crime Strategies” are often what put a million people behind bars for victimless crimes and helped create a permanent criminal underclass.

  25. Gilmore

    In related scientific discoveries = “Idiots think we can ‘stop’ Global Warming

      1. Gilmore

        My fave by them

        super-simple

    1. Brett L

      Why don’t we just breed bleaching resistant coral? Seems like a much higher probability to succeed.

      1. Gilmore

        Why don’t we just breed bleaching resistant coral? S

        Or = why don’t we just let nature take its course and let coral re-populate areas which were formerly too-cool for reef systems?

        there are really only a few areas of the world where proper reef systems exist. if they are shrinking due to temperature shifts, other habitable areas are emerging. The idea that every ecosystem has to be permanently kept in stasis by Humankind is conceptually absurd, much less practically impossible.

        1. westernsloper

          The idea that every ecosystem has to be permanently kept in stasis by Humankind is conceptually absurd, much less practically impossible.

          DENIER!!

    2. Suthenboy

      I see no detailed history of water temps there

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Monroe police said workers at the local Goodwill were sorting through donations during the weekend when they came across the cooler.

    “This cooler was donated over the weekend to the Goodwill. Employees surprised when they opened the lid,” police tweeted.

    “I’m sick and tired of tripping over that kid’s stuff. Why can’t he carry the damn thing down the stairs to his room? Screw it, I’m taking it to Goodwill with your mom’s quilt collection.”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “Idiots think we can ‘stop’ Global Warming“

    A good dose of nuclear winter will stop global warming in its tracks, but they bitch about Trump having the nuclear codes. Why can’t they make up their minds?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Because the nuclear mutated coral would take revenge?

  28. Pat

    Lego-compatible tape meets 6,000 percent of crowdfunding goal

    A New York group has met nearly 6,000 percent of its crowdfunding goal for a Lego-compatible tape designed to foster brick building on “virtually any surface.”

    The inventors of Nimuno Loops, a tape covered in bumps designed to be compatible with Lego bricks, sought $8,000 in funding on IndieGoGo, but as of Wednesday they had raised more than $460,000 with a month left in the campaign.

    “Imagine being able to build around corners, on curved surfaces, or even onto the sides of that sailing ship you’ve just spent hours building,” the inventors wrote. “You forgot to engineer a point of attachment for that sweet dinosaur-smashing cannon? No problem. Snip a length of Nimuno Loops, stick it on the hull, mount your cannon and be on yarr way.”

    The creators said the tape is “compatible with Lego, Mega Bloks, Kreo and most major toy building block systems.”

    I feel like I had a really deprived childhood compared to today’s youth.

  29. My favorite link is the CNBC one about Maddow.

    In fact, I liked it so much that I LINKED IT THIS MORNING.

    1. People read Sloopy’s links?

      1. Tundra

        Who’s Sloopy?

    2. Hyperion

      The totally ironic thing about it, is the left just recently seemed to be starting to declare Madcow as their new hero who will help lead them out of the desert and back to the promised land.

    3. DOOMco

      Some people don’t wake up in time for that!

    4. Gojira

      Man nobody gives a fuck about your “morning” links. That shit be too damn early.

      If you’re awake before 8, you didn’t party hard enough the night before.

    5. westernsloper

      I read it. Don’t listen to these knuckle draggers.

      1. You’re a prince among men.

  30. DOOMco

    So the main page was loading on my phone, and the article below the links picture had frozen in a great way. The boy and obama were very pixilated. It looked like there was some sort of Japanese porn with several approving onlookers.

    1. bacon-magic

      Have you told Agile that you partook of his stash?

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    Worst Congressman with the last name King: Steve “I can’t keep my mouth shut”, or Peter “I (heart) terrorists as long as they’re Irish”?

    1. Vhyrus

      We’re libertarians, I think we can agree that all kings suck.

      1. DOOMco

        I don’t really get why people have chosen kings. Like “we like washington so much his grandson should be a leader!” Just confuses me. I know its not like they vote a new royal family in, but what gives?

      2. Pat

        We’re libertarians, I think we can agree that all kings suck.

        Not so fast.

        The only thing we can agree on as libertarians is that we disagree.

        1. Vhyrus

          No we don’t. Fuck you.

          1. Pat

            Oh yeah! Well… yeah, whatever, do what you want man.

          2. Stop trying to tell me what to do!

        2. AceDroman

          I don’t agree to that!

        1. Gilmore

          I respect a person who films their (proper) Technics 1200 turntable in action when uploading a video.

          That respect is instantly canceled out and converted to incomprehending rage when it turns out they used the camera’s onboard mic rather than a line-in for the audio.

          1. bacon-magic

            Audiophile!

          2. Pat

            Yeah, you want to capture the full analog glory from the line-in before it gets converted to 128kbps lossy for YouTube

          3. Gilmore

            YES YOU DO

            Jesus, i’m not being super picky here to simply say,

            “If you’re going to @#()@@) upload a song to youtube, don’t record the audio with a potato”. It seems to be defeating the entire purpose. Watching a record spinning in a circle on a turntable isn’t really the main-event.

          4. Tundra

            Jesus. I just wanted the fucking song.

            Here it is live in ’69.

          5. Tundra

            Thank you, edit fairie! 😉

          6. jesse.in.mb

            This is sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it.

            Also, you’re welcome.

          7. jesse.in.mb

            Once many moons ago I couldn’t figure out why there was a random sound of a door shutting in the middle of an otherwise clean (for 128kbps mp3 in 2001) audio track. I realized it wasn’t a data rip from a CD but a recorded audio track which had AIM running in the background and someone had logged out.

          8. Pat

            Kazaa was awesome. semisonic-closing_time-horse-cock-fucks-blonde-slut.zip.mp3.rar.exe

          9. jesse.in.mb

            I was more an eDonkey2k user, but different strokes.

          10. Gilmore

            huh.

            there are some uploaders to youtube who insert random sound effects into the digital audio out of some douchey need to pretend that they’re not really violating copyright if they fuck with the audio a little

            its particularly the rare-record-collector types, who both want to ‘share’ the stuff, but also protect the status of the OG recordings.

          11. CZmacure

            Those people are even worse than people who fucking record TV clips with their cell phone camera in portrait mode and then post it to youtube.

          12. Lafe Long

            I respect a person who films their (proper) Technics 1200 turntable in action when uploading a video.

            That respect is instantly canceled out and converted to incomprehending rage when it turns out they used the camera’s onboard mic rather than a line-in for the audio.

            Agreed.
            Though I have an SL-1300

      3. DEG

        Prince Hans-Adams II of Liechtenstein isn’t too bad. He’s supposedly said that tax rates higher than 6% are tyrannical. When Germany bitched about Liechtenstein acting as a tax haven for Germans, Hans-Adams responded with something along the lines of, “It’s not Liechtenstein’s problem that Germans don’t want to pay German taxes. Maybe the German government should reconsider its tax laws instead?”.

      4. John Titor

        We’re libertarians, I think we can agree that all kings suck.

        Excuse me, some of us are constitutional monarchists as well.

        1. Vhyrus

          I’d say I’m sorry but it’s entirely your fault for being born Canadian. Now go make some weak beer* and maple syrup.

          *The irony of an American talking about weak beer is completely intentional

          1. Lafe Long

            -1 Molson Ice

          2. John Titor

            I actually have some arguments as to why a properly structured constitutional monarchy has a greater likelihood of maintaining a libertarian society than a republic that will always inevitability decay into a dictatorship of the masses or a tyrant worse than a monarch, but I want to read Hoppe first to see if I’m just repeating ideas.

          3. Gadfly

            I can see how an argument like that could be made, since the way many people tend to treat the president it seems they think we’re electing a king, not a chief magistrate. Heck, when people don’t laugh at a statement like “this was the moment…when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal” but instead take it seriously, it becomes apparent many people actually think we elect god-kings.

          4. AceDroman

            While reading I thought to myself “look at Hans Herman Hoppe over here”.

          5. Pan Zagloba

            Because said monarch will have magic powers that will stop the tyrant in his/her tracks?

            Otherwise it’s a simple calculation of brute force and intimidation, and populist tyrants win that one – monarchy didn’t stop Franco nor Mussolini.

            I guess if you can keep populace disarmed, borders closed and army fully professional, your monarch can mass murder his grip on the throne. It’s the CK2 way!

          6. John Titor

            Because said monarch will have magic powers that will stop the tyrant in his/her tracks?

            If by ‘magic powers’ you mean ‘control of half the military and/or possibly nuclear weapons or other force multipliers’, sure. There’s also a whole “the monarchy only really exists to control parts of the military and veto Parliamentary legislation that is against the Constitution” idea, but I’m still working on the mechanics of that.

            monarchy didn’t stop Franco nor Mussolini.

            Dysfunctional monarchies have the same track record as dysfunctional republics, who knew?

          7. trshmnstr

            I actually have some arguments as to why a properly structured constitutional monarchy has a greater likelihood of maintaining a libertarian society than a republic that will always inevitability decay into a dictatorship of the masses or a tyrant worse than a monarch

            If that’s Hoppe, he’s just repeating what Aquinas said hundreds of years earlier.

        2. The Last American Hero

          The notion of someone being deserving of special respect or status because of their last name is disgusting and distinctly un-libertarian.

          1. John Titor

            Get back to me when Milton Friedman’s son isn’t known in libertarian circles because of name recognition.

          2. John Titor

            Or Rand Paul for that matter.

          3. Pat

            In all fairness, David Friedman has done significant and important work in his own right and would likely have received recognition for it regardless of his father. Patri Friedman is kind of riding the company name, though.

  32. Gilmore

    I’ve never really read BBC news website before (although i’d watch their TV broadcast sometimes)… and it strikes me as “CNN with an accent”

    1. Vhyrus

      This should make you hate them… and pretty much all of the UK at the same time.

      http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-19199632

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Pepper spray is classed as a firearm in Scotland and it is illegal to be in possession of it in public.

        How, exactly, are you supposed to protect yourself in Scotland? Ask the rapist nicely not to hurt you? Maybe offer them one of your sheep, but that might only work in Wales.

        1. Drake

          I believe the Scots use headbutts whenever possible.

        2. John Titor

          Fisticuffs and prayer mostly.

        3. BakedPenguin

          How, exactly, are you supposed to protect yourself in Scotland?

          You’re not. You’re supposed to lie back and think of Britain.

        4. Gadfly

          How, exactly, are you supposed to protect yourself in Scotland? Ask the rapist nicely not to hurt you?

          Maybe the authorities assume all the rapists will target sheep, not people, since it is Scotland we’re talking about.

        5. The Last American Hero

          Shouldn’t have worn that kilt.

    2. Pat

      I like it for general interest news. Not being American media, it’s more tolerable during election years.

  33. Lafe Long

    Increase in extreme sea levels could endanger European coastal communities

    “Unless we take different protection measures, 5 million people will be exposed to coastal flooding on an annual basis,” said Michalis Vousdoukas, a coastal oceanographer at the Joint Research Centre (JRC) of the European Commission and the lead author of the new study published in Earth’s Future, a journal of the American Geophysical Union.

    1. Vhyrus

      I will leave my car running 24 hours a day if it means I get to drown a bunch of Europeans.

      1. Tundra

        I just ripped the pollution control system out of my Tahoe in celebration.

    2. jesse.in.mb

      I want the Dutch to re-orient their entire economy to selling dykes abroad.

      1. Gojira

        I will now link a sad trombone sound for that joke from my desktop at work, which I can totally do through my firewall without outside editing assistance, thusly.

        That’s as bad as Swiss’s old man joke in Jewsday Tuesday last night.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          I’m sorry you feel that way Goji.

      2. Suthenboy

        I thought they had done that already

  34. Drake

    Patriot missiles are $3 mil a pop? Holy shit.

    So a swarm of cheap drones could literally destroy our economy. Could we get the Hawk back? Or maybe buy some ZSU-23-4s from the Ruskies?

    1. Vhyrus

      I recently got a job working for a company that makes rockets. If you think you have any earthly fucking clue how much rockets actually cost, multiply that number by about 5 and you might approach the real number. When I realized just how expensive these things are I damn near passed out in the middle of the office. Oh, and 99% of is entirely taxpayer money.

      1. Vhyrus

        Am I fucked up for wanting to see someone use that on a person? I feel fucked up for wanting that.

        1. Tundra

          “Here, hold my beer and watch this”

          1. bacon-magic

            My work’s firewall blocked it. I assume it’s a giant hockey stick.

          2. Vhyrus

            Skynet drone defense. Google it. it’s basically a 1 ounce 12 gauge slug cut into 5 pieces with cord connecting each individual piece. Imagine a bolo snare designed by the spanish inquisition.

          3. bacon-magic

            Yes, I’ve seen that one. They changed the name up…it’s been around for a while. Looks lethal as hell.

          4. Gilmore

            a 1 ounce 12 gauge slug cut into 5 pieces

            basically 000 Buckshot, with much shittier ballistics

            i’m pretty sure the ‘cord’ would disintegrate on impact, if not on firing.

          5. jesse.in.mb

            Hot dish.

          6. Tundra

            Tater tot hotdish, to be exact.

            Fucking deadly, man.

          7. ::Perks up::

            Did you bring enough for the entire class?

          8. Tundra

            No, but plenty for you!

            *waggles eyebrows*

          9. Score! I love hot dish and I don’t care who knows it.

    2. Bronson. Missouri

      It takes a lot of $3 millions to get noticed in the govt budget…

  35. Lafe Long

    Okay… I clicked on the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation website. (www.impatientoptimists.org)

    … and in the footer is this:

    京ICP备16015611号

    1. Lafe Long

      Shit. Hit wrong submit button

      The link takes me to a chinese web site with an error:

      Your IP is not allowed to visit this website!

      WTF is this about?

      1. bacon-magic

        They have been taken over by the Borg.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        Are you trying to make us look a Chinese Insane Clown Posse?

        That might just be the most evil thing yet…

        Well played, Sirrah! I doff my cap to thee!

    1. Vhyrus

      Well not everyone can have a ming vase, ya know!

    2. thrakkorzog

      Did they have to fight a guy in a fedora insisting that it belongs in a museum?

      1. __Warren__

        No it was a guy in a trilby who wanted to use it as his brony cum jar.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Patriot missiles are $3 mil a pop? Holy shit.

    So a swarm of cheap drones could literally destroy our economy.

    Nonsense. The stimulative effect would be just the sort of shot in the arm this economy is looking for.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Your IP is not allowed to visit this website!

    Fuck off, white devil!

  38. thom

    My wife figured out a way to exploit a loophole in the tax code: apparently the way the law is written we can deduct our home mortgage interest to reduce our taxes. Ha! It’s not just the Trumps of the world that get to exploit these tax loopholes.

    1. The Last American Hero

      Wait until she finds out about the household exemptions…

  39. The Late P Brooks

    apparently the way the law is written we can deduct our home mortgage interest to reduce our taxes.

    You sneaky bastards!

  40. Not an Economist

    FYI, apparently there is a new hacking of celebrity photos.

    1. Lafe Long

      Links or it didn’t happen.

      1. Not an Economist
    2. Suthenboy

      Do all of these celebrities employ the same publicist ?

    3. SimonD

      Hmm. I wonder why I have the same thoughts about this that I do when I see twenty stories about ‘Muslim attacked by Trump supporters’?

  41. Lafe Long

    Other Countries Are Fast Catching Up to the US Education System. This Is Going to Have Consequences.

    The Cato Institute, for example, recently blogged that federal intervention within the field of education is “dangerous or unwanted,” and that the Department of Education should be permanently closed.

    This Republican/Libertarian response is, in my estimation, a bit like the ostrich with its head in the sand. Education is, sincerely, a national matter simply due to the reality that education is now competitively international. Simply put, we are no longer alone upon this planet when it comes to educating our citizens. We need a national plan and federal assistance to better develop our youth in K-12, and to maintain and improve the goals of higher education. If this country wishes to remain in the top five of nation-states in educating its citizens according to the HDI, a federal effort is not only warranted but necessary.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Simply put, we are no longer alone upon this planet when it comes to educating our citizens.

    Oh.

  43. Tundra

    With all the shitty Minneapolis stuff today, I’ll just add one more.

    Like so many other major American cities, Minneapolis offers melancholy testimony for the bankruptcy of Democratic Party urban policies. Under the guise of compassion, Democrats have exploited the residents of these cities as a means to ever-more-entrenched political power, using them as a captive electoral bloc every national election while allowing their life prospects to continue to erode.

    Like so many other Democrat-run cities, Minneapolis is the urban equivalent of a captive nation, its residents watching their civic life decline while the cynics who control their prospects continue to make their city a mad laboratory for failed polices and stolen dreams.

    This is why some of us fled for the suburbs.

    1. CZmacure

      This is why some of us fled for the suburbs.

      I thought that was because you were racist?

      1. Tundra

        Well, that too.

      2. Vhyrus

        You don’t have to be racist to do it, but it sure helps!

      3. The Last American Hero

        It ain’t racism, there are only about 200 African Americans in Minnesota and half of them are college or pro athletes.

    2. Left Hand of Radar

      Bastards!

  44. CatoTheElder

    Anybody else notice this brilliant critique of The real Trump tax scandal by none other than the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter David Cay Johnson, the guy who delivered Trump’s tax return to Rachel Maddow.

    In this incisive USA Today op ed, Johnson argues that it’s an epic scandal that “tax rules require you to depreciate, or reduce the value of buildings over time”.

    It’s pure progressive derp, an expression of profound ignorance of anything related to business, investment, and accounting coupled with and appeal to ignorant, blind envy.

    Are Pulitzer Prize-winning progressives really this stupid?

    1. Vhyrus

      I wouldn’t know since you fucked the link.

      1. CatoTheElder
    2. CZmacure

      The New York Times headlined and led with the write-off as the lede. ZOMG, a write-off… on a tax return that shows.. he paid more money in taxes in one year than most people earn in a lifetime… great point you’re making there, guys… ?

      I guess they figure that the overwhelming majority of their readers will be just as ignorant as to how business works as they are?

      1. CatoTheElder

        According to Trump’s 2005 return, he paid “Total Tax” of $38,435,451 (Line 63) on “Taxable Income” of $31,558,340.

        That about 122%.

        But progressives say he didn’t pay enough?

        1. CatoTheElder

          Taxable Income is from Line 43.

    3. Raven Nation

      “Are Pulitzer Prize-winning progressives really this stupid?”

      Walter Duranty would suggest yes, yes they are.

  45. Lafe Long

    Oh noes, yoga pants are killing the oceans. Goodbye, fish. I have made my choice.

    No matter how many times I thumb down the #yogapants on betterfap, they still clutter my recommendations for some reason.

    1. Jimbo

      When you downvote, do you use your entire hand and is it also wrapped around something (I can only guess) else, as you rapidly “downvote?”

  46. Winded

    So in the Antarctica green ice story, were the NASA scientists mentioned also responsible for this English-to-Voodoo conversion?

    “The luminous-looking green ice already covers about 650 square miles (about 1000 square kilometres) – and it is growing by the day.”

    If so, let’s hope they stick to linear calculations in the future.

    Also, is it appropriate to welcome myself as a refugee from the Establishment Site here? My goal is to double my posting volume over here by comparison (I would estimate generating about 2 posts-per-year at the Other Place.) But the comments section gave me lots of entertainment and knowledge through the years so here I am.

    1. Lafe Long

      appropriate

      Heh. We don’t need no stinkin’ propriety.

      Welcome.

      1. __Warren__

        PROPRIETY IS THEFT!

    2. Vhyrus

      Yeah I just checked… wow that is WAAAY off. No wonder these fuckers haven’t gone for the moon recently, I’m not sure they could find the damn thing.

    3. CatoTheElder

      Units of measure? How do they work?

  47. Left Hand of Radar
  48. Zero Sum Game

    John McCain says that Rand Paul is working for Putin.

    This really ought to be point where we could collectively conclude that McCain now has late-stage dementia and should be put out to pasture. He’s said some dumb shit in recent days, but this takes the cake.

    1. Vhyrus

      Okay, so confession time: I voted for McCain in the last election. I did it because I was genuinely convinced Hillary was going to win and I wanted to put as many Republican congressmen in her way as possible. This was my same line of reasoning for voting for Arpaio again. If a new assault weapons ban came down, Arpaio at least had the stones to tell the .gov to piss up a rope. Thankfully Arpaio got shitcanned but I die inside a little every time I think about McCain.

    2. __Warren__

      Can’t you see it? Wake up! Rand has ‘D’ as the fourth letter of his name as does VlaDimir Putin and both of their last names start with ‘P’

      How are you so blind!?!?!?!

    3. Pan Zagloba

      Ayn Rand came from Russia. It’s a long game. A LOOOOOONG GAME!!!!!!111!!

  49. Grumbletarian

    Trump’s second ‘muslim travel ban’ is blocked.

    A federal judge in Hawaii issued a worldwide restraining order against enforcement of key parts of President Donald Trump’s revised travel ban executive order just hours before the directive was set to kick in.

    U.S. District Court Judge Derrick Watson ruled that the state of Hawaii and a local Muslim leader had “a strong likelihood of success on their claim” that Trump’s order intentionally targets Muslims and therefore violates the Constitution’s guarantee against establishment of religion.

    Watson bluntly rejected the federal government’s claims that the new directive does not target Islam because it is focused on six countriesthat account for less than 9 percent of the world’s Muslims.

    “The illogic of the Government’s contentions is palpable,” wrote Watson, an appointee of President Barack Obama. “The notion that one can demonstrate animus toward any group of people only by targeting all of them at once is fundamentally flawed. The Court declines to relegate its Establishment Clause analysis to a purely mathematical exercise.”

    But apparently you can demonstrate animus towards a group of people by targeting a geographic region containing less than ten percent of that group, while leaving the other 90 percent alone. That makes sense.

    1. Zero Sum Game

      Primed to end up in front of the SCOTUS, to be honest. The President has the authority to do this, by law. The proggies pretending otherwise doesn’t change the fact that their envisioned restrictions do not exist.

      Whether a President should be able to do this unilaterally is another story, but Congress has the power to take it away too.

  50. Zero Sum Game

    Not sure about McDonald’s all-day breakfast anymore. This McMuffin seems to be getting stale.