Friday Morning Links

The California Public School System.

Happy St Patrick’s Day dear friends.  Let’s all see how far into the day we get before we pass out drunk.  Oh, what’s that…St Paddy’s is for amateurs?  Well then, I guess I’ll drink all of these Shiner Bocks myself.  But first, the links.

?One positive result of Trump’s proposed budget would be a quarter of a billion dollars less a year wasted on California’s failing education system.  Perhaps they could take that money from the state taxes they are proposing to not collect from teachers and throw it into that gigantic waste of money.

?Another positive result of Trump’s proposed budget would be a lot of butthurt at the United Nations. Fine by me.  Maybe we’ll start pissing more away on them when they remove despotic shitholes from the Human Rights Commission.

What David Wepren and Tony Avella want you to do

? A great big negative result of Trump’s proposed budget would be billions of dollars on his wasteful border wall.

?Hey asshole, what part of “freedom of speech” don’t you understand?  This is the kind of politician that has never been in the private sector and neither has his brother or his father, by the way.  Somebody go out and get some tar, feathers and a rail.  I’ll find an angry mob.

?The Mayo Clinic will give a preference to privately insured patients over those on Medicaid and Medicare.  Gee, maybe they like to be paid on time and at a rate which allows them to provide a return commensurate with their level of service and which will aid their research.

Can you say B-O-O-N-D-O-G-G-L-E?

?Those potato-eaters sure must have a lot of money at their disposal.  What other way to explain them throwing $110,000,000 on the HP campus in Boise and moving their offices there?  I guess they’ll finally be able to stop working from libraries, Starbucks’s and anywhere else that has free WiFi and doesn’t cost anything.

?And to get your St Paddy’s started right, here’s some straight up, legit Irish music for you.

Have a wonderful day getting drunk.  I know that’s my plan for later.

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392 responses to “Friday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    11) A few months ago, I read my daughter a children’s version of some Sherlock Holmes stories. She really liked them, and when she came across a regular adult edition of Sherlock Holmes in our library, she asked that I read her those, which I’ve been doing the past couple weeks.

    I have to say I’m impressed with how forthright the language and mores in Victorian England were. There’s no talking around things. In one of the stories, it describes a man with a bad leg as crippled, and the other characters refer to him as “the cripple,” not as an insult, but simply a shorthand way for everybody to know whom they refer to.

    In another story, there is a scene in an opium den, and while the customers are shown as pitiful and wasting their lives, there’s no suggestion that they shouldn’t be able to live those lives as they want. Indeed, a character brings a constable to the opium den to investigate a suspected murder, but no one talks about shutting the business itself down. All this is contrasted with Holmes’s own cocaine habit, which is presented as not exactly admirable, but more manageable and less damaging than opium.

    My daughter seems to be eating this stuff up. My wife seems a little skeptical that she really needs to know what opium is at her age, but hasn’t asked me to stop. So, raising my seven-year old right? Good training for producing a young libertarian? Or causing irreversible long-term damage to her fragile young psyche?

    1. John Titor

      My wife seems a little skeptical that she really needs to know what opium is at her age, but hasn’t asked me to stop. So, raising my seven-year old right?

      How else is she going to learn not to trust the inscrutable Chinaman?

      1. Agent Cooper

        The Chinaman is not the issue here.

        1. Brochettaward

          Agent Cooper is right. Gone are the quaint days when alls we had to worry about were inscrutable and sly Chinamen.

          The problem now is guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty. These types of guys, they come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.

          1. Agent Cooper

            Brochetta, does the dude abide?

    2. Contrast that depiction with the one from Ripper Street, a series on BBC America that takes place shortly after the Jack the Ripper murders if you’re unfamiliar. It’s not a bad show, although you can quit watching after the first two seasons without missing out on anything, but it’s kind of a progressive reimagining of the late Victorian period. A lot of anti-capitalist, half of London is gay (NTTAWTT), “look how bad things were before modern government came along” type of stuff.

      It’s funny, because the dig on Victorianism is that it was stuck up and prude, but I think the central theme was a respect for individual boundaries. You behaved according to certain rules in public so that everyone knew what to expect. You didn’t pry into the business of strangers. The opposite was the “free love” hippie 60s, which, not coincidentally, also involved a lot of communal living. Everything belonged to everyone, including your own space.

      1. John Titor

        It’s funny, because the dig on Victorianism is that it was stuck up and prude,

        Legalized prostitution, open use and purchase of narcotics, doctors used to proscribe orgasms as medical treatment.

        Yeah, they’re the prudes, BBC.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          But there was no government healthcare to pay for the orgasm

          1. commodious spittoon

            Charitable people stand ready to fill in the gaps.

        2. Well, no one wore vagina hats or talked about menstrual cycles in public, so, you know, prude. Or so they tell me.

        3. DEG

          I’ve read some Victorian era porn stories. Not prudes at all.

      2. invisible furry hand

        Well, yes and no. That period is riddled with fin de siecle anxieties about social changes: socialists, anarchists, homosexuals (the Cleveland St scandal was 1889),, The New Woman, foreigners child prostitution, you name it. And of course there was a governmental response to all of that – eg. the age of consent was raised from 12 to 16, and imprisonment with hard labour introduced for homosexual offences, in 1885; the rise of special police units to investigate terrorism, with the attendant casual attitude to civil rights. Ripper St captures that seething, febrile London.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Do you have a link to the children’s version? Or which adult stories you read her?

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        http://www.greatillustratedclassics.com/book-p/adventures_of_sherlock_holmes.htm

        Of the adult stories, so far we’ve read the Red-Headed League, The Man With the Twisted Lip, and we’re currently on the Blue Carbuncle.

        1. Lachowsky

          I had a box set of the great illustrated classics when I was 7 or 8. I read them all. Frankenstein, the red badge of courage, oliver twist, a tale of two cities, around the world in 80 days, Moby dick, and a lot more. I haven’t thought of that in years. I will have to get those for my boy in a fee years.

          1. DEG

            I had some of them too. Excellent series for kids.

    4. Number.6

      My kids were watching the Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series when they weren’t much older than that, and it hasn’t turned them into parodies of the actors in Reefer Madness.

      Have your wife have a really close conversation with your daughter about what goes on, and what’s talked about on the school bus. That’s usually a good barometer of the kind of stuff you need to head off in your interactions with children. Once a daughter gets called a “filthy whore”, it’s probably a good idea to ensure she knows what she’s being called.

      1. The Last American Hero

        So she can file her Title IX complaint, amirite?

      2. Cliche Bandit

        wow…can;t wait for teen years. If that happens, send my Glibertarians subscription to the Super Max prison in Canyon City.

    5. The Elite Elite

      “In one of the stories, it describes a man with a bad leg as crippled, and the other characters refer to him as ‘the cripple,’”

      OMG, do you know how triggering that is!? They better not make students read that in a class at a university somewhere. They’ll need a bigger safe space.

    6. IIRC, the story portrayed opium use as a habit of people with messed-up lives. It wasn’t presented attractively.

      I’m no child-rearing expert, but I would be surprised if that led your daughter to be like “OMG Daddy let’s do some opium!”

      1. Exception: Holmes’ opium use – that’s more of a problem, but I’m sure you can explain why opium doesn’t make you cool.

        1. IIRC, Holmes used cocaine, not opium.

          Because he’s smart.

          1. JD

            I think it was opium, although I’m not sure it was explicitly stated, just described.

        2. Number.6

          Watson is critical of Holmes’ use in canon Doyle, and in the Brett TV versions.

          I also don’t think it’s a bad idea to portray high-functioning addicts in popular entertainment.

        3. Number.6

          Holmes hides out smoking Opium in one of the canon stories, but his day to day drug of choice was cocaine.

    7. stilljustcarol

      Good training. When ideas are introduced to children dispassionately they are able to grasp them more easily and they are better able to form their own opinions without a lot of hooey thrown into the mix.

    8. Number.6

      The other thing, according to my daughter who I just texted, is that the stories aren’t simple antagonist-protagonist. Her take was that in some of the stories, Holmes doesn’t come across as particularly likable, so there’s a little bit of narrative tension there that is totally absent from (all/most?) kids’ books.

      Moriarty doesn’t *actually* wear a black hat, Irene Adler outsmarts Holmes – the bad guys sometimes win, or at least foil Holmes. That again is pretty refreshing for kids who have had a pretty constant feed of stories like Rainbow Fish and “The Little Train who could, provided Jerry Brown wrote another check”. They’re often ready for something far more challenging, but have no reference point in print. Personally, that’s one of the hooks that I think gets kids into comic books. Some of them are far darker than the kind of books they see in their rapidly-shrinking school libraries.

      Book plug, with no skin in the game. If you have kids from about 9-13 years of age, and in celebration of St. Paddy’s day, try them on Eoin Colfer’s “Artemis Fowl” series.

      1. Cliche Bandit

        Hansel and Grettel is a fucked up story…straight up.

        Holmes can be a fascinating character but the real lack of enough evidence in the story itself to allow the reader to be Holmes is annoying.

        My 7yo really enjoyed the Hobbit (i read it) but also likes the World History Atlas, whatevs.

        I just finished High Desert BBQ by 2chilli, that book is hilarious. He kinda beats every single libertarian thing over the hear with a blunt club BUT it is digestible. And not condescending to a libertarian like Stossel feels sometimes (disclaimer, I defend Stossel’s approach as “not intended for an initiated audience”). I highly recommend High Desert BBQ.

    9. In one of the later Sherlock Holmes stories, Sherlock comments extensively about how a black man smells really, really bad, the implication being the odor is due to his being a black man.

    10. Cliche Bandit

      I too sometimes worry about both little bandit’s “fragile young psyches” but I try to keep in mind that less than 100 years ago children witnessed first hand the horror of war, polio and typhus and influenza destroyed families leaving orphans, mines were operated by those under 10, etc. Kids are damn strong if you let them be.

      Hell no I don’t like talking about those uncomfortable topics like “Daddy, what IS is a douchebag?” or “Daddy, what is a sexual predator?” (Thanks AM radio). But, my approach is to be straight but also heavily edit. They don’t really want the full answer to most of their questions anyway. So “a naughty word Daddy shouldn’t say to other drivers.” and “A bad person who hurts people.” Those are sufficient answers for now. I think a little opium use and “That man is fat” are ok, I take that opportunity to point out drugs aren’t for children and we don’t call other people fat unless you are ok with them calling you names.

      TL;DR – I wouldn’t worry about the original Sherlock books.

  2. straffinrun

    Bullet Beer points.

    1. I don’t want to hear a peep out of Gilmore!

      1. JD

        Yes! Already my favorite links ever. Wait, no alt-text on the beer images?

        Drunk later? LATER? If you’re not started by now you truly are an amateur.

        Sláinte, fellow Glibs!

        1. DEG

          I started at 8:30 AM Eastern. Irish coffee for breakfast. I’m off today. It should be a good day.

      2. Gilmore

        My peeps are of praise, mein freund

        many peeps of praise

  3. Just a thought not a sermon

    “I guess I’ll drink all of these Shiner Bocks myself”

    Shiner Bock is truly a superior beer. Thinking about taking a day trip to visit the brewery the next time I’m in San Antonio…

    1. thrakkorzog

      I think if you want to be a true Texas hippie/slash alcoholic, you have to bike from Austin to Shiner.

      1. Brett L

        I don’t think the Texas Hippie Coalition does a lot of cycling, but they probably drink a lot of beer.

    2. JD

      You know who else like superior German things?

      1. Brett L

        French women?

      2. thrakkorzog

        The Czech Stop?

      3. Everybody that’s ever driven a car.

      4. Vhyrus

        James Bond?

    3. robc

      If only it were actually a bock.

      1. mr simple

        Exactly. It’s great if you’ve never had German beer. I remember when I gave a friend of mine his first Paulaner Salvator. He said, “This is amazing. It’s like I’m tasting this with my whole mouth.”

        1. That stuff is magic. Almost a sleeping potion if you aren’t careful.

  4. Moscow petting zoo sues ad company over ‘erotic’ raccoon shoot

    According to legal filings, the zoo rented the raccoon, Thomas, to the video firm Art-Msk in August for what was supposed to be a “normal” photo shoot. When Thomas was returned, the zoo owners said he was traumatized and had become preoccupied with women’s breasts. When zoo owners saw the ad footage online, they realized Thomas had been used as a prop by a female model, who held him up to obscure her naked torso.

    Zoo official Viktor Kiryukhin accused the directors of giving Thomas treats to lure him closer to the model’s breasts, thereby training him to conflate women’s breasts with food. He said Thomas’ behavior since being returned has unnerved female zoo employees.

    1. invisible furry hand

      he was traumatized and had become preoccupied with women’s breasts

      So what name does he post under here?

      1. Swi…. I mean, I wonder who?

      2. John Titor

        Invisible furry hand?

      3. Old Man With Candy

        Well, if it were “asses,” then there’s only one possibility. But HM has not yet shown a breast fixation.

      4. DEG

        Why is everyone looking at me?

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      “giving Thomas treats to lure him closer to the model’s breasts, thereby training him to conflate women’s breasts with food”

      We do the same awful thing with human babies.

      1. straffinrun

        You conflate babies with food?

        1. UnCivilServant

          Well, there was this proposal…

          1. commodious spittoon

            Don’t be modest, speak up.

        2. Just a thought not a sermon

          JATNAS’s wife: What should we have for dinner tonight?

          JATNAS: I have a modest proposal….

        3. John Titor

          Only the poor and fat ones.

    3. thrakkorzog

      Well, they start off wearing bandit masks.

      And hey Fuck off off ya Russian Bastartds. Raccoons go where they go. Yeah they’re a pain in the ass, but they’re punk as fuck. Want to stop them, good luck.

  5. Vasectomies peak during March Madness

    March Madness is underway and a new study shows there is actually a loss, to the tune of $2 billion, in productivity in the workplace.

    However, one type of business welcomes this time of year to boost revenue. Many urologists see a double digit increase in the amount of men coming in to get a vasectomy. It is a quick procedure that keeps men off of their feet and on the couch for a couple of days.

    “I imagine my wife would have a hard time with me watching four straight days of basketball, but I kinda have an excuse now,” Rob Myklebust said.

    1. robc

      I mentioned the other day the place in Louisville that does discount vasectomies on Thursday morning of opening day.

      1. The Elite Elite

        There are just some procedures that you don’t go to a place that gives discounts for them.

        1. robc

          Lasik being the other.

          I would probably avoid Discount Bypass Surgery too.

        2. I would never get a vasectomy – the family jewels are for union members only.

          1. The Elite Elite

            If I were to ever get married I’d probably get one. Otherwise, no point.

          2. lostlady

            There is a doctor named “Dick Chopp” who specializes in the procedure

            https://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp

  6. Crom laughs at your four winds…

    Super humans who are sexier, stronger and smarter will arrive by 2029 as brains begin to fuse with machines, Google expert claims

    This might sound like science fiction, but Google’s Director of Engineering, Ray Kurzweil, has made 147 predictions since the 1990s and has a success rate of 86 per cent.

    Kurzweil says when we live in a cybernetic society we will have computers in our brains and machines will be smarter than human beings.

    He claims this is already happening with technology – especially with our addiction to our phones – and says the next step is to wire this technology into our brains.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      weird geek fantasies for 100

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      Merging your smartphone with your brain would make you sexier, stronger, and smarter? I predict the opposite on all three counts.

    3. John Titor

      “Kurzweil Continues to Desperately Pray for his Secularist Utopia to Come Before He Dies, news at 11.”

      They ignore that the 14% of things he got wrong were the big ones.

    4. straffinrun

      Someone is going to have to change his handle. Old Man with Candy Crush.

      1. *standing ovation*

      2. ElspethFlashman

        Oh that’s good.

    5. ElspethFlashman

      They tampered in God’s domain.

    6. commodious spittoon

      The GitS adaptation is still gonna suck, Scar Jo be damned.

    7. The Last American Hero

      2 Questions:

      1) What happens when you get a BSOD?

      2) People are worried about the CIA crashing your smart car/driverless car, What happens when they hack your mind/body?

      1. Vhyrus

        Ghost in the Shell is now a documentary.

    8. Define “smarter”.

  7. An Irish joke to celebrate the day…

    Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

    A: Zero.

    1. Slammer

      a narrowin o’ the gaze

    2. Haybob

      1/4 of me is offended by that…

      1. Then I have 3/4s failed.

    3. Jefe Hayek

      So once again you’re left with the Irishman’s dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        “I don’t take my whiskey in pill form.”

      2. UnCivilServant

        We’ve learned to diversify our agricultural holdings since the 1840s.

        We can now both eat and drink!

  8. Just a thought not a sermon

    Woman fights off male attacker hiding in public restroom, locks him in until police arrive, shares her story all over social media, gets upset when anti-trans group uses her story in its advertisments.

    1. Grumbletarian

      From the article:

      Of course, no ballot initiative would have prevented Steiner from allegedly attacking Herron, because attempted rape is already illegal.

      Coming up next: an article about how we need common sense gun control laws.

      1. Well, if your idea of common sense gun control is, like mine, constitutional concealed carry and no restrictions on magazine size, selective fire, or anything else, because murder is already illegal, then there’s a logical comparison to be made.

        1. Gadianton

          Common sense gun control

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        I say we ban bathrooms. Everyone pees out in the open, where we can see everyone is safe.

        1. Just a thought not a sermon

          Also known as the Indian subcontinent.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            We will export all of our bathrooms to them.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            They’ll come here and take our toliet facilities and make ‘Murcians potty train them first.

            /anti-H1Bathroom

  9. PieInTheSKy

    “The state Department of Administration has signed a nonbinding letter of intent to start talks with HP Inc., Gov. Butch Otter’s office said Thursday a news release.”

    Ehm Butch Otter?

    1. Do the same rules apply for gayness as they do for negatives in sentence structure? If so, the double-gay makes him straight. Unless his middle name is Twink.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Glossed over in the article is that property tax is not levied on government owned property in Idaho, including property rented out to non-government entities. So by selling and leasing space back, HP no longer pays properties taxes, directly or indirectly, on that leased space. Or more accurately, government landlords have a lower cost than private landlords. Gee, what kind of incentives that create?

  10. straffinrun

    “all search engines and online speakers] shall remove … content about such individual, and links or indexes to any of the same, that is ‘inaccurate’, ‘irrelevant’, ‘inadequate’ or ‘excessive,’ ”

    That list goes in a crescendo from silly to insane.

    1. That is beyond rage-inducing.

    2. Slammer

      ‘inaccurate’, ‘irrelevant’, ‘inadequate’ or ‘excessive,’ ”

      Congress in a nutshell

      1. straffinrun

        I wish you were right about “irrelevant”.

        1. “intrusive”

    3. leonadasiv

      The problem is that the representative who proud this has Oedipus complex, but doesn’t want anyone to know about it. This is the only way he can keep people from learning about it. At least that’s what I read online.

      1. *Good Edit Fairy stands by*

        1. leonadasiv

          Gosh I need to take extra time in the mornings. My phone hates me, and I can’t catch it’s ‘corrections’.

          1. That is what I am for, this morning.

          2. invisible furry hand

            Do you have sparkly rainbow wings? A magic wand? Creepy anime eyes? WELL DO YOU???

          3. *narrows anime gaze*

          4. leonadasiv

            Well for the record ‘proud’ was supposed to be ‘proposed’.

            … Why do the make the Post Comment button so shiny…I can’t control myself.

          5. Agent Cooper

            GO BACK TO BED.

    4. Suthenboy

      The guy is a NYC assemblyman? International social media platforms that host billions of posts per year, employ thousands to manage and maintain those systems are now going to have to navigate a byzantine maze of rules, laws, and regulations cooked up by a disparate gaggle of low level political hacks from every city council in the nation, and worse from dinky little countries in Europe that no one has ever heard of?

      Sounds like a workable plan to me.

      I wonder what that guy’s constituents are like. He is just signaling.

      1. Read his bio. He took over his brother’s seat who took it over when daddy retired.

        This is the kind of scroungy little fuck that has never contributed anything to the world in his life. He is a parasite that belongs nowhere near the levers of power.

    5. Tonio

      Even worse is the part where he tries to forbid sites from posting takedown notices to show that they’ve been censored.

      1. *URGE TO KILL RISING*

    6. Drake

      This sounds much like NY insurance regulatory guidelines. “We’re just one of 50 states, but we claim authority over anywhere a company does business (even if our rules directly contradict rules in other states)”. In the insurance world, companies all just form subsidiaries that sell in NY only to skirt their stupid rules.

      It would be interesting to see how Google would react to such rules. With a federal lawsuit would be my guess.

      1. leonadasiv

        A better reaction would be to cut all of its services off to places that do this. I’m sure that would cause a hubbub fast in his constituency.

  11. It Begins: Bots Are Learning to Chat in Their Own Language

    As detailed in a research paper published by OpenAI this week, Mordatch and his collaborators created a world where bots are charged with completing certain tasks, like moving themselves to a particular landmark. The world is simple, just a big white square—all of two dimensions—and the bots are colored shapes: a green, red, or blue circle. But the point of this universe is more complex. The world allows the bots to create their own language as a way collaborating, helping each other complete those tasks.

    All this happens through what’s called reinforcement learning, the same fundamental technique that underpinned AlphaGo, the machine from Google’s DeepMind AI lab that cracked the ancient game of Go. Basically, the bots navigate their world through extreme trial and error, carefully keeping track of what works and what doesn’t as they reach for a reward, like arriving at a landmark. If a particular action helps them achieve that reward, they know to keep doing it. In this same way, they learn to build their own language. Telling each other where to go helps them all get places more quickly.

    1. Brett L

      For some reason they have 87 words “kill all the humans”

    2. Grumbletarian

      How much of their communication is cyber sex?

      1. Brett L

        Hey baby, wanna trade some code words?

    3. ElspethFlashman

      Once again: they tampered in God’s domain.

    4. commodious spittoon

      This is probably why I’m going to get caught surprised and will be one of the first murdered by the new robot regime, ‘cuz I don’t see anything fundamentally game-changing about this sort of thing. If anything it just reinforces what makes humans perfect drudges, because we’re adaptable, we learn quickly, we already speak a common language, we already orient in three dimensions, and we produce outsized value for what we’re paid. You can make burger-flipping machines to skirt dumb minimum wage hikes, but for higher-order operations, humans are just better and more readily available.

      In short, the internet is a fad and it won’t catch on.

      1. *pages through the Mentat’s Handbook*

      2. The Last American Hero

        Are you the guy who works for Google that’s right like 85% of the time?

      3. We also develop artificial intelligence. I don’t expect artificial intelligence to do such a thing, unless real humans direct it to.

  12. Barack Obama to spend a month in French Polynesia

    The former US president landed on the tourist island Tahiti without his family before going to Marlon Brando’s privately owned retreat Tetiaroa atoll, which the Oscar-winning actor bought in the 1960s.

    Obama has checked into the eco-friendly Brando resort, whose villas boast their own plunge pools and cost between 2,000 euros ($2,150) and 12,300 euros per night.

    No political meetings have been announced during Obama’s stay and it is not clear what he plans to do during the sojourn or whether his family will join him.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Just a month? Really, he deserves much more than that. How about years?

      1. Chipwooder

        I’d be happy if he stayed there for good. Kick back and enjoy life, Barry – you’ve earned it!

      2. Lachowsky

        I wonder how he feels about an extended stay on Elba?

          1. Agent Cooper

            I’m straight but I understand.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Shiny.

    2. “eco-friendly Brando resort”

      And he got their in a plane powered by pixie dust, right?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Pxie farts contain methane so it is not that green. Also pixie farming is disgusting

        1. UnCivilServant

          You don’t need to raise the pixies that long before they can be dried and ground into powder.

          Just remember to clone enough spores for the next crop. And capturing the methane provides a ready source of power to run the farm.

          1. leonadasiv

            It costs more in fossil fuels to capture pixie methane than they produce, so that’s why the farmers let it go to waste.

          2. UnCivilServant

            Are you raising free-range pixies or something? Battery farm them with a proper capture mechanism on the barn and there’s a net gain.

          3. leonadasiv

            But have you contrasted that with their shortened lifespan, limiting their overall pixie dust output? I’m in the game for the dust.

          4. UnCivilServant

            Past the first three weeks, you get diminishing returns on feed per unit dust. If you keep them more than a year, you’re losing money on feed.

          5. invisible furry hand

            What do you do with dead pixies? Can you mulch them, or eat them?

          6. UnCivilServant

            You either sun-dry or kiln-dry them and grind them to extract the class two dust.

            Some people swear by sun-dried for higher quality, but most can’t tell the difference between kiln- and sun-dried.

            Class one dust is shed while they’re alive, and commands a higher market rate, but I think it’s a worse product.

          7. leonadasiv

            As for the feed issue, I ran into that my first year in pixie farming, but discovered that they can survive quite some time on the orphans who make more fatal mistakes in my mines.

            But your methods pique my interest. Perhaps a merger of farms is in store.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Does he bring his own bathwater?

    4. thrakkorzog

      What are the French up to with Corsica these days? It seems like that would be a fun rental.

      1. Chipwooder

        I don’t know about the French, but the Corsicans are surely still killing each other in vicious blood feuds.

        1. thrakkorzog

          So how about Elba? Seems we could toss a former wannabe dictator there.

    5. DEG

      There goes the neighborhood.

    1. Slammer

      I hope so

      1. *waves for Lena Dunham to twerk on Slammer’s car*

        1. straffinrun

          Who says the knockout game is a myth. That was harsh.

        2. Slammer

          she wrecked muh armored truck

          1. Number.6

            I was thinking “I wonder if anyone ever made a warranty claim for a damaged BearCat”?

    2. thrakkorzog

      There is a serious lack of women putting them on the glass. That seems like a serious safety concern.

    3. Agent Cooper

      It’s no Ghost Riding the Whip …

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      “Poor ol’ Cameron was too drunk to remember his address”

    2. THAT is model policing.

  13. TW: Breitbart

    Judge Considers Ordering President Donald Trump to Double 50,000 Refugee Inflow to the United States

    The judge revealed his proposal in a footnote in his March 15 decision where he denounced Trump’s reformist Executive Orders, which sharply curbs the inflow of refugees from war-torn Islamic countries. The judge’s footnote declared:

    On February 22, 2017, Plaintiffs filed a Motion for a Preliminary Injunction of S 5(d) of the Executive Order, ECF No. 64, requesting that the Court enjoin a specific provision of the First Executive Order. With the agreement of the parties, the Court set a briefing and hearing schedule extending to March 28, 2017. The Court will resolve that Motion, which the parties have agreed should be construed to apply to the successor provision of the Second Executive Order, in accordance with the previously established schedule.

    1. UnCivilServant

      Okay, no, this is not within his authority to decide.

    2. Slammer

      They can stay at the judge’s house

    3. leonadasiv

      The way liberals and other members of government act with Trump in power only convinced me more that we need people like him. Before no one cared to oppose Obama, but now I get cutting news (still working on being insightful, but at least they are opposed to the government) and other branches are trying to reign in power of the executive.

    4. Suthenboy

      “The Court will resolve that Motion, which the parties have agreed should be construed to apply to the successor provision of the Second Executive Order, in accordance with the previously established schedule.”

      The successor provision of the second executive order? Am I reading this right? Obama signed an EO which commands his successor to perform some action and the Judge is considering this to be binding? Is he fucking insane? Is this also the Judge that just met with Obama? This is starting to look more and more like no-shit sedition to me.

      1. WTF

        Of course it’s sedition. The fucking left doesn’t realize just how dangerous this shit is. Part of the peaceful transition of power is that the outgoing administration goes away quietly and allows the incoming administration to govern. If they stick around and try to undermine and destroy the incoming team, that encourages the incoming team to start political prosecutions of the previous group to get them out of the way. Which of course encourages the incumbents to never want to leave. You want a dictator? Because this is how you get a dictator. This shit doesn’t just happen overnight, it’s a path that you go down.

        1. Suthenboy

          Exactly WTF. Just outlined the events to my wife.

          “Trump is going to have to steamroll these assholes. Trump won the election. Trump is president. They cant accept that so it has to be jammed down their throats.”

          That is what I am worried about. How do you go about fixing this without destroying the civil nature of our politics? If Trump successfully uses the legal channels for dealing with this is the left going to just start a shooting war?

          1. WTF

            That’s the problem, the civil nature of our politics has already been destroyed, and the left seems determined to just keep doubling down until it’s all burned to the ground. If the left would just accept that their side lost and back off while they try to figure out a path to electoral success in the future, then there might be some hope, but I don’t see that happening.

      2. robc

        It seems like Trump could just jot out a quick EO undoing that EO.

        1. WTF

          Because of the Reid option allowing the federal judiciary to be jammed with radical Obama appointees, Obama’s EOs are to be regarded as immutable law while any Trump EO attempting to undo them will be regarded as invalid.

        2. Grumbletarian

          Not unless Obama issued a “No Backsies” EO first!

      3. leonadasiv

        Hmm I would think it is taking about something in the second immigration order, not something Obama did. At least that’s the way I read it.

        1. Suthenboy

          You may be right. There is a lot of fuzzy in there that I cant make sense of. In any case a federal judge has no power to dictate policy to the administration.

      4. So the danger with shit like this is that, once you abandon the sort of collective fantasy of stuff like the rule of law and separation of powers and so forth, the only thing you’re left with to resolve power struggles is violence. And the thing is, everyone involved is just waiting for an excuse to stop playing nice and just shoot and punch and yell until they get their way. You play by the rules even when breaking them benefits you in the short term, because if you abandon the rules everyone else does, too, and all of a sudden you lose the protections they afford you.

        1. WTF

          I think there’s some kind of law to that effect, has to do with metal…

          1. Number.6

            The ghost of William Roper smiles.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      That’s good.

      Another irish tune

  14. invisible furry hand

    According to Popbitch, when Prince stayed at the Four Seasons he would bring in his own bathwater.

    God I loved that little maniac.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      As in “bath water he re-used”?

      1. UnCivilServant

        I supposed he really like that bath.

        1. UnCivilServant

          *liked

          You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

          I’m starting to warm to a 30-second editing window as an idea.

          1. *Good Edit Fairy looks expectantly at UCS*

          2. UnCivilServant

            Wouldn’t you rather we fix our own typoes?

          3. Power corrupts, man. I am just sparing you from this.

          4. John Titor

            Glibertarian TOP MEN will do your editing for you UCS. If you disagree you’re just a bitter clinger.

          5. Old Man With Candy

            I’m tempted to fix “typoes.”

      2. Water from melted Himalayan glaciers, used once and then released into the wild.

    2. thrakkorzog

      I assume it was it was the same lake water he used to make Pancakes.

    3. There is a Prince-shaped hole in the world, and we are all the poorer for it.

  15. invisible furry hand

    A man rubs a rhino (SFW, you sick fucks)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olIZcIPu4-g&feature=youtu.be

    1. UnCivilServant

      The RNC Masseuse filmed his work?

    2. Pope Jimbo

      We can’t help our rhino lust. We’re HORNY!!!!

        1. Pope Jimbo

          *swoons*

          The benevolent gaze of Swiss is just as good as before.

    3. Vhyrus

      That rhino is like “Stop and I trample you.”

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Nice SF of the link.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Wait, isn’t that Jennifer?

          1. straffinrun

            Since I SF’ed the link, I suppose you can step on my joke.

        2. The patriarchy wins again! A man can spread peanut butter on his dick and let the dog lick it off and nobody cares. But a woman fucks that dog one time…

        3. Agent Cooper

          Okay so while not cool, do they need a warrant to search the phone, or does this fall under the penumbra of “probable cause”? Because I’m not sure what the phone has to do with the domestic disturbance call.

          Also – did the husband film the video using the phone?

          1. Vhyrus

            See this is the part that bothers me. The guy obviously coerced or at the very least tolerated her fucking the dog, but the moment he’s in the back of that car he’s like “I’ll show that bitch!” and squeals on her just to spite her. He should be charged as well since he’s aiding and abetting ‘animal cruelty’. Btw animal cruelty for letting a dog fuck you is pants on head retarded.

          2. Chafed

            The Supremes addressed this recently. Cops have to get a warrant.

  16. invisible furry hand

    Indiegogo campaign of the week: Lego sticky tape

  17. Scruffy Nerfherder

    An Irish song for Humungus to test his system and speakers with.

    A traditional Irish celebration (NSFW)

    1. I only have little B&W Matrix 805s right now – the UREI 813As got sold when I moved 🙁

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I generally loathe most “Celtic Woman” style music, but that song gets me right in the gut, every time. Mary Black’s voice is phenomenal.

    2. straffinrun

      I’m beginning to rethink my position on No Irish Allowed.

  18. John Titor

    The Other Site’s comments now have regular discussions between Tony, Hihn and Mary/Kizone/whatever.

    It is truly a sight to behold.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      But what happened? I mean did some people leaving encouraged them or are they just more visible?

      1. John Titor

        Both. Kizone’s there because in her mentally unbalanced mind this is ‘her victory’. Also, there is less people, but now one of the most prominent is John, who’s really, really easy to troll.

        1. UnCivilServant

          “We’ve done the analytics, and outside of the basement troll demographic, our greatest number of visits are from partially literate people looking for dried fruit. We have been looking into the cross-promotional possibilities presented by the latter group.”

        2. Chipwooder

          Pretty much. Every single comment section now has Mary/Tulpa/whoever baiting John, John hitting on the bait like a blue marlin, and the ensuing shit-flinging match. It’s pathetic.

      2. Just a thought not a sermon

        Nature abhors a vacuum.

    2. leonadasiv

      I went over yesterday reading the comments on Nick’s article about the giving tree. It was John and Hail Taxes going at it, and a bunch of people I’ve never seen before, split on which of the two was the real troll. I know John was annoying, but he was no troll like Hail​ Rataxes. But now no one knows what to think over there.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        And it’s all Fist, Crusty and Sevo trying to defend the castle.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Hinh seems to be popping up with much greater frequency.

          1. Number.6

            He senses victory, having purified Reason’s server of faux libertarians,

    3. straffinrun

      The Paulistas have been owned. Aggression in response to aggression is justified.

      1. leonadasiv

        Your words are aggression BULLY!

        1. Gustave Lytton

          *snicker*

      2. Jarflax

        This thread is triggering me! Now I have to go join a death cult.

    4. John Titor

      Also, the fuck happened to HazelMeade? I remember he being way more balanced, but now everything is about how everyone’s secretly racist or sexist. She makes OldMexican’s TDS seem mild.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I’m really struck by how bilious the comments section is over there now, and how much more bearable it is over here. There’s a certain generosity and giving the benefit of the doubt you get once you drop all the trolls.

        1. This – I don’t harbor any secret grudges now… ok a few. Looking at you – no, not you – that short guy in the back of the room.

          1. Agent Cooper

            *looks down, kicks pebble*

        2. Well said. I cruise over there now and again, but, frankly, the articles and the commentariat here are vastly, vastly superior. And not having to wade through troll noise is a huge plus.

        3. Jarflax

          This is why I have left. I am sometimes in the mood to tweak Hihn or one of the trolls and have a little shadenfreude fun, but mostly I want to read interesting comments and respond when the mood takes me. I don’t particularly enjoy spending time watching trolls and idiots talk past each other. And the writers seem to have a particularly virulent case of TDS. Trump is not the second coming of Von Mises, but he has certainly shown at least a few glimmers of proliberty action in his first days in office, which is something no President since Reagan has shown. There is more chance of a libertarian moment now than ever under Obama, but the Libertarian Moment brigade is running around screaming that the sky is falling.

          1. tarran

            There is more chance of a libertarian moment now than ever under Obama, but the Libertarian Moment brigade is running around screaming that the sky is falling.

            I think they are horrified that their conviction that libertarianism as a political movement was on the verge of a breakout were falsified. Massie was right – people voted for Ron Paul not because he promoted freedom, but because he promised to kick the people they hated out of power. They voted for Trump for a similar reason. A lot of the writers for Reason are shocked to discover that a large number of the people they counted as supporting freedom turned out to not be very interested in it at all. And they are lashing out in anger.

            Political Freedom will come only as a byproduct of a cultural embrace of freedom – i.e. a culture where people learn to respect each other and their property. Reason has put its emphasis in the wrong area.

          2. Gilmore

            A lot of the writers for Reason are shocked to discover that a large number of the people they counted as supporting freedom turned out to not be very interested in it at all

            I think maybe that’s a little off.

            Its not that “people don’t support freedom”. Most people do – its just that they also =

            1) consider “National Security” an essential part of “freedom”, and
            2) think the doctrinaire-libertarian embrace of illegal immigration as an unmitigated good is ridiculous

            I’ve said many times in the recent past that the Reason-brand libertarianism seems to have a confused mandate

            If the goal is to “expand the libertarian tent”, then there should be an honest attempt at identifying “Who is the most ripe to pull in?”

            – i.e.. who is *closest* that we can pull inside the tent? and what are the issues they balk at?

            and if you’re going to compromise your principles/water-down your doctrinaire libertarian view, you would have to compromise the principles that serve the purpose of getting those borderline people in.

            Instead, it seems like Reason focuses on the people who are NEVER going to ever become libertarians, and share no core ideas at all…. and instead compromises their principles in order to merely make libertarian ideas *seem less offense and less like their natural-enemies*. Lefties are never going to ‘expand the tent’- but at least they won’t want to burn it down!

            It just seems like the mandate of the magazine is confused. It seems to superficially aim to be about ‘outreach’, but in practice seems more to be about ‘beating libertarian ideas into a shape that is less offensive to its enemies.

            that’s maybe nice if your goal is to merely get the occasional nod as “one of the good ones” from the MSM – not “hated and derided”, and instead merely chided as “irrelevant kooks”.

          3. tarran

            Instead, it seems like Reason focuses on the people who are NEVER going to ever become libertarians,

            I think because they thought that was all that was left.

            I think they thought that the populist right died with the discrediting of the neo-cons. Never mind that the neo-cons only ally with the populists occasionally and by accident.

            They really thought there were two ideologies left to fight for control of the political system; the progressives and the libertarians. The so-cons, they concluded, will lose more influence with each passing year. They felt that the national security types have no animating ideology to rebut. As to the Chamber of Commerce big-business/big-government types, they would never dominate anything but would seek to partner with more ideological factions in exchange for some tax breaks, subsidies, or beneficial regulation.

            So, all they needed to do was kill the progressive left, and all the starry-eyed idealists would vote LP!!!!

            That’s why they put so much emphasis on promoting Gary Johnson – and Matt Welch got all pissy when I asked why they had most of their reporters following the guy around when only one would suffice.

            I agree 100% with your assessment that they are engaged in something utterly futile. The progressives really don’t care about making people’s lives better. The progressives aren’t going to be convinced by the leveling effect of the market which raises the prosperity of the poor much more so than the wealthy. In my experience, progressives are primarily animated by hatred of the haves and by their desire to be deciding who gets what.

            You could show progressives utter proof that freedom will help those less well-off, irrefutible, penned by the Angel Michael in their presence, and they will not abandon their love of coersive distribution and the carceral state.

            That doesn’t mean people shouldn’t try to convince them to come over to our side. Walter Block, for example started out as a socialist who attended a lecture by Ayn Rand for the purpose of booing and hissing at her, and ended up being converted away from socialism by the experience.

            So that Reason decided to make such rare conversions a priority doesn’t bother me very much. What really bothered me was that they are doing it in a very unrigorous and easily rebutted manner. For example, their attempt to promote open borders (and I say this as an open-borders extremist) was utterly hamfisted and counter-productive. Denying reality (that some immigrants are socially less beneficial than others, that some immigrants actually are socially injurious, that some immigrants are nasty people) only weakens one’s case. And their defenses were additionally weakened by their desperate desire to keep themselves in some Overton window of responsibility. This is not how people who believe in what they espouse act. This is not the product of someone who is confident in their political judgments.

            Moreover, their coverage has gotten so shallow as to be an embarrassment. Consider Ron Bailey’s coverage of the #ExxonKnew movement. Every article, he’d leave out material facts. I actually bookmarked a comment I made in one of his early articles for the sole purpose of copying it into every article he wrote on the subject so that people wouldn’t be misinformed. I suspect he hoped that by soft-pedaling his argument, keeping stuff out of them, he could stay respectably within the pale (kind of like some writer discussing the failures of Lysenkoism pretending that Lysenkosim is a credible scientific theory in order to say in the good graces of the Komissars.

            I stopped trusting anything they wrote that hadn’t been vetted by the commentariat. And that, more than their focus on the wrong targets of conversion is what pisses me off.

          4. ruodberht

            A glance at the people who supported Ron Paul, then Bernie Sanders, then Gary Johnson should have been enough to falsify the idea that support for Paul was support for libertarianism. That progression was a common one in my experience.

      2. Chipwooder

        Hazel’s been trending that way for a long time. Trump just put the process in overdrive.

      3. Drake

        It flows down from the writers. Nick has a terminal case of TDS. His response to a proposed budget with real cuts to government agencies in my lifetime was basically “Trump sucks”.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          No shit. The response should be jumping up on the parapets and screaming “More! More! More!” with articles laying out where to cut deeper.

    5. Number.6

      Like a tag-team version of Crossfire, but manned with retards?

    6. The Elite Elite

      You still visit there? The only time I’ve gone over there the last few weeks is for Stossel’s articles.

  19. Jefe Hayek

    What better way to celebrate a bunch of fenians than getting drunk and not working?

    If I owned anything orange, I’d be wearing it today

    1. John Titor

      What better way to celebrate a bunch of fenians

      Hanging the lot of them?

      (Canadians are touchy about Fenian assholes)

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Quebecers shrug.

        1. John Titor

          Of course, them and the Guineas are all in on the Papist conspiracy obviously.

          1. Jefe Hayek

            Popish plots abound. Click my username for automatic enrollment in my newsletter and online zine about the subject

          2. Chipwooder

            Since my ancestry is Irish AND Italian, I’m very well placed in Project Pointy Hat, and let me assure you – we’re going to get your ass.

            We McWops disavow Nick Gillespie, though.

          3. Jefe Hayek

            Since my ancestry is Irish AND Italian

            You poor soul. I’ll be praying you get the least awful hell

        2. Juvenile Bluster

          Quebecers shurg.

          These guys?

          1. Jefe Hayek

            They’re not the Mounties, IIRC

      2. Just a thought not a sermon

        (Canadians are touchy about Fenian assholes)

        Phrasing?

        1. John Titor

          My hatred of the Irish has nothing to do with me being dumped by a fine Fenian ass, I assure you.

          *quietly fumes*

  20. Slammer

    LLNL Atmospheric Nuclear Tests

    Declassified Nuclear Tests uploaded to youtube

    1. straffinrun

      That shit is just horrifying. At least we have a government that is stirring up hornets’ nests around the world.

      1. John Titor

        Some of them are oddly beautiful, like that last Operation Teapot one.

        1. straffinrun

          So is the sun, but I don’t care what the song says, I don’t want to walk on it’s surface.

  21. straffinrun

    Maybe already linked, but it’s so crazy have another look: Socialist Venezuela Now Targeting Bakeries With Absurd Regulations

    To enforce the bakeries compliance with the new regulations, a monitoring team will be established. The team will consist of the National Superintendence for the Defense of Socioeconomic Rights of Venezuela (Sundde), a Bolivarian militia group, a member of the Local Supply and Production Committees (CLAP), and members of the Bolivar-Chávez. They will supervise the bread produced and the equipment the bakeries have on hand.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Like their other programs, this is just to make sure that the food is equitably distributed to the people*.

      * So long as they support Maduro

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      To be fair, baking is really complicated. It makes sense you would need a whole government apparatus to help you do it right.

      1. leonadasiv

        Hence why the rise of bread in history coincides with the rise of the state. Little known fact but another, holier, title for the Pharaoh was “the Most High and Holy Baker”.

        1. UnCivilServant

          Economics of scale for mills and ovens, plus a stationary infrastructure base and higher concrentrations of people.

          1. I am at a loss as to why they don’t have a revolt/coup/revolution.

          2. straffinrun

            I imagine they eventually will. We like to think we would in those circumstances, but with mouths to feed it’s tempting to just hang low and hope it blows over peacefully. Of course it won’t, but hope is a misleading bastard. See election 2008.

          3. UnCivilServant

            I too am at a loss. Maybe they’ll end up the North Korea of South America.

          4. Suthenboy

            Because all of the people who can think and solve problems have left the country. They are headed down the road to mass graves at full steam. Oh good we get to see another politically fueled mass murder in our lifetimes and once again it is the usual suspects.

          5. DEG

            I think Suthenboy is right. The only smart and crafty folks left are those that profit/benefit from the way things are.

      2. Number.6

        Dang, I get to use the line again …

        I, Bread.

  22. Juvenile Bluster

    In other news, the Vice President of the Philippines is about to be summarily killed by police for drug trafficking.

    Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo will address attendees at the 60th annual meeting of the U.N. Commission on Narcotic Drugs via a video message that highlights human-rights abuses in President Rodrigo Duterte’s so-called war on drugs.

    In the video — recorded in February to be aired at a side session of the Vienna conference on Thursday — Robredo references the more than 7,000 people killed since the drug war began on July 1. That toll is reportedly now north of 8,000. “Our people have fought long for our rights and freedoms,” she says. “We are not about to back down now.”

    Robredo goes on to detail lesser known human-rights abuses that occur behind the red-ticker slaughter: people beaten for requesting search warrants, police detaining relatives in lieu of absconded drug suspects. She also questions inconsistent figures on drug addiction reported by the President. Rather than a problem to be solved with bullets, Robredo concludes, drug abuse “must be regarded as it truly is: a complex public-health issue linked intimately with poverty and social inequality.”

    1. Brochettaward

      What is the history of the drug war there? My hunch is that whatever it was, America played a massive role in kicking it into overdrive. Then acts shocked when some strongman gets in charge doing this shit.

  23. Rufus the Monocled

    GO FUCK YOURSELF TONY AVELLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Go out and get a real fucken job you jerk off.

    I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Drunk already, Rufus?

      I almost respect the guy for coming up with a bill that unconstitutional. It takes a certain kind of talent to do that.

      1. After “Campaign Finance Reform” I trust the judiciary not at all. Things like this abomination need to be squashed before they ever even come up for a vote.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        I’M DRUNK ON FREEDOM.

        1. UnCivilServant

          Beer? Liquor? Esoteric concept a lot of people fail to grasp?

          1. Vhyrus

            gunpowder, duh.

  24. Chipwooder

    I am greatly disturbed by Rufus holding the top spot in the bracket challenge. It’s a day of national shame when a Canukistani is beating us at our national pastime.

    1. The luck of the Canadian?

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      And the receptionist, who doesn’t watch college basketball and who asked me if I was picking Syracuse to win it all *sob* is leading the one at work.

      The less you know about college basketball the better you usually are at brackets.

      1. Chipwooder

        True, since they’re less likely to feel compelled to pick some crazy upsets. Yesterday was chalky as hell – the only “upsets” were Xavier and MTSU. MTSU was actually the betting favorite because Minnesota was ludicrously overseeded, and Maryland has been trending down for weeks. Xavier beating them is no real surprise.

        1. Agent Cooper

          Yeah, I fell for Vermont and Florida Gulf Coast in a couple brackets. Close, but no cigar.

          Also, Vandy screwed me in my work bracket or I’d be perfect there.

          1. Lachowsky

            Vandy, the most academically prestigious school in the SEC, lost because they committed an astoundingly bone headed foul to send one of the best free throw shooters in the big ten to the line with 17 seconds left.

          2. Agent Cooper

            I KNOW.

    3. UnCivilServant

      It’s a day of national shame when a Canukistani is beating us at our national pastime.

      Litigation?

      1. straffinrun

        Score.

      2. Frivolous Litigation.

    4. egould310

      Maple syrup makes you good at picking badketball games.

      1. Then you must also be eating pancakes every morning. Your picks were solid. I believe only VCU let you down?

        1. Chipwooder

          Barbra Streisand’s picks must be dynamite then.

          Fucking VCU…..my hometown boys waited until the second half to start playing, thus losing to the goofiest looking team in D-I history.

          1. Carytown and Jackson Ward probably looks like a war zone after the game last night.

            Of course they probably looked like a war zone before the game last night too.

          2. Chipwooder

            The freaks students will be mopier than ever now.

    5. leonadasiv

      The question is, who else got a vasectomy this year to watch the games?

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      You SHOULD be ashamed.

    7. JD

      Well, we do regularly beat the Canadians in hockey.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Ahem, last I checked Team Canada still dominates not by a bit…by a lot world hockey. For now anyway.

        /swings stick. Elbows JD in the head. Bites ear.

        1. Chipwooder

          We’ve won a few of the U20 junior championships lately, though.

        2. Tundra

          Lord Stanley just points and laughs.

          1. The Last American Hero

            If it wasn’t for the NHL throwing the canucks a bone and letting them have the HHOF in Toronto, Canadian boys wouldn’t even know what the cup looks like.

  25. Certified Public Asshat

    WARNING SOCCER BALL TALK:

    Atletico is no pushover obviously, but LC had another decent draw in champions. Pretty goo match-ups all around.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Bayern-Real Madrid and Juve-Barca should be good.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Dortmund and Monaco too, two young teams that are fun to watch.

        Since I watch mostly PL, I would like to see LC keep winning, but I think this is probably it for them and Atletico wins comfortably (4-0 agg).

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Juve hopes Barca spent their energy in that game against PSG.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        Man, those big four teams really got it good.

    2. thrakkorzog

      Well, Arsenal always tries to walk it in. That is my expertise when it comes to sportsball.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        +1 Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I would not want to play Atletico. They play like Simeone did. Very hard to play against that. The team best suited to adapt to that style is Juventus and Bayern. Atletico got a favourable draw.

    1. You know, there’s an Irish song linked at the top of the page. And a bunch of stories too!

  26. robc

    Is everyone wearing Orange today?

    I didnt, this year, too cold and my only orange shirt is short sleeves.

    1. UnCivilServant

      Being Protestant Irish, I would – but I don’t own any.

      1. Chipwooder

        You could wear a orange sash and a bowler hat as you parade jeeringly through Catholic neighborhoods.

        1. UnCivilServant

          The papists around here are Italians…

    2. Jefe Hayek

      I don’t own any, due to the possible confusion of being associated with the University of Tennessee, but I plan on throwing away a perfectly good potato later

    3. Agent Cooper

      My dad was always big on wearing orange today, but I went with the dynamic grey shirt over jeans.

      1. commodious spittoon

        *glances down at grey shirt and jeans*

        *momentary identity confusion*

  27. ElspethFlashman

    So: teacher funding, budget, and all that: I get to participate in my school district’s “advisory council.” It’s sort of like a link between the board of education, and the parents, school administrators, etc. Earlier this week I attended the last meeting, where I learned that 1. we (a fairly wealthy district, but not in the top 1% of the state) have a budget deficit every year since 2012, which we are working to shorten 2. the deficit is/was caused by the slanted way in which the State of Michigan configures per-pupil spending (slanted to help less affluent districts), the economic downturn of 2008, and the fact that a huge chunk of the budget is used to fund the retirement system (also declining birthrates, the amount of schools of choice students, etc, but those are minor comparatively speaking).

    I had no idea that the amount spent on retirement was so large.

    Anyway, during the meeting I heard an administrator (president of the board of education, actually) bemoan the fact that “in our county alone 10,000 students attend charter schools” where there is no forced participation in the retirement system. In other words, the charter schools have their own 401k or whatever, and can’t be made to contribute to the retirement system. And then she proceeded to infer, given that amount, consider state-wide what the loss of these students means to the overall budgets of all state education systems?

    The libertarian in me wanted to say, why can’t we just make our who district separate from the state, and work it out that way? Which I guess would mean making the district private. But there are two (or three) parochial systems in the area, which function fairly well with tuition-only participation. I checked online today, and the tuition at my former high school (I am partly a product of private schools) is just under $9,500 per year. I don’t think that’s outrageous, given the quality of education the parents want to provide.

    Given time, I could further flesh this out, etc. but I am strapped for time today!

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      You didn’t stand up and say “fuck you, cut spending”? I am disappointed.

    2. Tonio

      You are a brave woman, Elspeth. Do be sure to make a record, even if it’s just a written one, of statements like the one by the BoE person. School boards are merely a stepping stone for people who aspire to higher office.

      1. DEG

        “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” – Mark Twain

    3. R C Dean

      And then she proceeded to infer, given that amount, consider state-wide what the loss of these students means to the overall budgets of all state education systems?

      Sounds like she sees students as meat-based funding units, whose real purpose is to fatten up the budget. I would infer that the idea that, when you have fewer students, you shouldn’t need to spend as much, has never crossed her mind. Perhaps one might look at the fixed costs of the system and start identifying those that can be dispensed with? Nah, that’s crazy talk.

      And damn those people who don’t work for the state, not being forced into the state retirement program so they can fund it now, never mind that increasing the number of participants just increases the amount of funding it will need later.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        Part of the budget discussion also addressed which cuts had been taken since 2012, which was fairly lengthy. For which part of the deficit, a local schools foundation has stepped up their game. So cuts have been made, etc. etc. I will give our district credit, they are very transparent, and anyone can participate in this advisory council if they choose.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Are they cutting the rates of pay too, or just select positions? Unless it’s the single outlier, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the ratio of teachers to non-teaching staff is lower than 30 years ago and the ratio of actual classroom teaching hours to overall total district wide labor hours is lower still.

  28. Trigger Hippie

    Sláinte agus táinte, you lovely fiends!

  29. Spartan Dad

    Here’s an interesting article from Vox with the incredible declaration that progressive policies are not a winning strategy!
    http://www.vox.com/world/2017/3/13/14698812/bernie-trump-corbyn-left-wing-populism

    Of course they attribute it to racism by well-to-do plumbers and shop owners.

    1. leonadasiv

      But being obnoxious shits, and publishing ‘explainers’ is? Maybe Vox should rethink itself.

      1. Chipwooder

        There is no issue so complex that it can’t be thoroughly explained to me by some vapid 25 year old with little to none real life experience who holds the awesome title of PoliSci BA holder.

        And, SPOILER ALERT – the article concludes that racism is the root cause. Of course.

        1. John Titor

          some vapid 25 year old with little to none real life experience who holds the awesome title of PoliSci BA holder.

          Hey now…some of us have real life experience. We just don’t write for Vox.

          1. leonadasiv

            Thanks for standing up for me! 25 year olds unite!!

            *Sees crowd of Bernie Bros and fellow millennials*

            Well this is awkward…

    2. Damn plumbers and their KKK robes! I always feel sorry for their wives having to get all those stains out of the white fabric.

    3. UnCivilServant

      Of course they attribute it to racism by well-to-do plumbers and shop owners.

      Kulaks?

    4. straffinrun

      A legion of commentators and politicians, most prominently in the United States but also in Europe, have argued that center-left parties must shift further to the left in order to fight off right-wing populists such as Trump and France’s Marine Le Pen.

      A legion of commentators and politicians complete morons,…

      1. John Titor

        “PROG HARDER” has become the rallying cry amongst the the hardline progressives.

        One downside of Clinton losing is that the Bernie Bros are playing alternate history fantasy games where Bernie OBVIOUSLY would have beaten Trump and the only reason why people didn’t like Clinton is because she was a corrupt Wall Street stooge. Yep, those eight years of Obama had no influence on the election whatsoever.

        1. straffinrun

          The average person shares some of the blame for giving into their game of inches strategy for decades. As soon as they rolled out the class, race and sex bating tactics and used them to get free shit, the people should’ve told them to go fuck themselves immediately. That’s why free speech is such a threat to them.

        2. DEG

          This is why I think things will continue to get worse. The narrative is never wrong and they only care about their goals.

          1. John Titor

            Alice Anil is a good example of this. She somehow manages to correctly analyze most of the strategic blunders the Democrats made, but then immediately starts talking about how the answer is a TRUE PROGRESSIVE movement that is obviously represented by Bernie. It could never be that your ideology is wrong or misguided, or that the open elitism and disdain is a product of it (“Don’t call people who disagree with you racists, but we do have to have a conversation about race.” What do you expect the outcome of that to be Anil?).

          2. WTF

            And of course “conversation” means “shut up and listen while we explain to you how racist you are”.

          3. DEG

            Words mean things, and they are very good at twisting.

          4. Agent Cooper

            And the media cannot be trusted. Look at today’s Columbus Dispatch. Front pager about Trump’s budget and how the cuts would “hurt” Ohio. Not labeled an Op-Ed at all, the story continues with how it is now “under siege”

            Just think if CNN ran nothing but stories about the $20 trillion debt day after day for the past 8 years how that would shape people’s approach to bigger government.

        3. commodious spittoon

          That’s a downside?

          Let the lefties squabble.

          1. John Titor

            It’s a downside if they pull their shit together and you now have to deal with a hard left Stalinist party instead of just the shitbag, soft left elitists that are the Democrats now.

          2. DEG

            Exactly.

          3. commodious spittoon

            We should be glad they pare down their base so much. They’ve already lost a huge chunk of would-be sympaticos to Trump populism. Bernie’s a lot like Ron Paul: he’s terrific unless you have to listen to him speak, which unfortunately is a necessary component of political evangelism. He has a ton of followers who vibe to his tone but can’t explain his message with any fidelity. And he’s having to work with a party obsessed with Chelsea Clinton, doubling down on identity politics with the likes of Keith Ellison and Lizzy Warren, reinstating windbags like Nancy Pelosi, and staging pussy protests. They’re not pulling shit together so much as covering themselves in it and running around screeching autistically. It’s beyond pathetic.

          4. Suthenboy

            I doubt that would go over very well with the public. A hard left stalinist party would pull the curtain back and probably turn off a lot of left of center people. The left would end up crawling back into the shadows. They cant move into the next stage of the glorious pinko revolution with public struggle sessions, purges, riots, and organized Lenin style intimidation here for one simple reason.

            The Second Amendment.

            They are kind of stuck in this shitbag, soft left elitist limbo.

      2. leonadasiv

        No think we need more political division in society. Not enough people are being killed in the streets over these things.

    5. Gilmore

      an interesting article from Vox with the incredible declaration that progressive policies are not a winning strategy!

      That article still manages to pull epic-stupid conclusions from a very simple and correct observation. IOW, “Vox”

      Among them are that “the reason Europe has a high-standard of living is their welfare state” (rather than the fact that they’re ‘european’ to begin with)
      That people are only racist because they have the material comfort ‘freeing’ them to worry about race. In his words , “” the European left is the victim of its own success.”” Socialism made everyone so rich that they suddenly became free to be racist! Never mind that whole “inevitable fiscal implosion” thing looming around the corner….

      He sees everything in either/or terms, an all-encompassing dichotomy where where Proggyism is constantly waging against “Right-wing” stuff failing to take into account that there’s lots of stuff outside that spectrum, and lots of stuff overlapping both. Basically he’s a moron who tries to rationalize everything into an idiotic Left/Right paradigm and fails to recognize that stuff like “culture” matter, that there’s no common EU identity holding the mess together, and that mere standard of living is not a measure of economic security = because when the future looks worse than the past, it doesn’t matter what your current status is.

      Basically he breaks his arm patting the left on the back for “economic success”, and thinks there’s absolutely nothing for the Left to question itself about there, despite the entire EU being only a few years past the most severe economic crisis of its life.

      1. Gilmore

        Oh, and his analysis of the US is even dumber than Europe’s. The only reason the white working class isn’t socialist is because they’re racists.

        Never mind that the black + hispanic working class don’t really buy your proggy bullshit either, and mostly vote blue because of local loyalties.

      2. R C Dean

        Of course, the EU doesn’t have all that high a standard of living. EU GDP per capita runs about $35K. US GDP per capita runs about $56K.

        1. Gilmore

          He starts his piece with,

          “”By most measures, though, Europe’s social and economic programs provide their citizens with better standards of living than can be found in the US.””

          by which he means, “if you ignore wealth, and throw lots of other cherry-picked statistics like spaghetti at a wall”, MOST favor the EU.

          This article clarifies that form of argument

          wealth is merely a tool. The question at hand is how that wealth is used. When one looks under the surface of this question, and examines how this wealth is transformed into wellbeing, then Europe’s economic success begins to take form and shape. A study conducted by the Boston Consulting Group on economic wellbeing around the world assesses how wealth is translated across three elements and 10 dimensions: economics (income, economic stability, employment); investments (health, education, infrastructure); and sustainability (income equality, civil society, governance and environment).

          Nowhere is there any measure of ‘opportunity’ or ‘mobility’ of course. The way they choose their measurements weight “stability”, “sustainability”, “equality”

          it basically presumes that a narrower gap between rich and poor is inherently better, and greater ‘stability’ is favored. It also milks huge amounts of its claims for economic benefits from the rapid improvement of the Eastern European countries which improved dramatically after the fall of the berlin wall.

          Why are these figures not better known? Europe is not good at “marketing” itself.

          Or – they lack the US proggy wizardry with statistical/rhetorical mendaciousness. or they don’t need to go to such lengths because they don’t have a skeptical audience to begin with.

          1. Gilmore

            BTW – that’s become something of a gimmick i’ve seen more often = the “misleading”-via-indexing-of-data

            Instead of picking your individual metrics, and comparing them, they will bundle metrics into some form of composite so that the constituent parts are no longer being compared; the actual underlying definitions of what the # (the index score) MEANS is obfuscated.

            Its sort of how the “97% of scientists Agree” re: Climate Change got created. The meta-study which produced that number was not actually measuring 100s of people being asked one question; it was bundling lots of different climate studies together and measuring them based on whether they presumed “climate change is happening” (at all) and whether human activity plays ANY role (turning what was a diverse range of opinion on ‘how much’ that role matters into a binary YES/NO question)

            Basically, the method is to “Bury the details in the stew” ; force people into talking about the “stew” as though it is the common term of debate.

  30. Pope Jimbo

    The knives are already out for the Mayo Clinic.

    [Emily (Minnesoda Human Services Commissioner)]Piper said she sent a letter and an e-mail to Noseworthy, but has not received a response. Separately, Mayo staff members invited the commissioner for a sit-down.

    “I really hope to understand more what their plans are and just make sure my members’ voices are heard, regardless,” Piper said.

    So now the po folk who are on the dole are Piper’s “members”. Right.

    Bonus points for Piper looking just like you thought she would.

    1. Tundra

      *clears throat*

      “Bite my ass, Piper.”

    2. robc

      DONT READ THE COMMENTS.

      Learn from the mistakes of others, primarily ME.

    3. Gilmore

      I’d Piper

      1. commodious spittoon

        With a length of wrought iron, maybe.

    4. The Last American Hero

      She’s not wearing a kilt and a Hot Rod T-shirt.

    5. Brochettaward

      There are a surprising number of comments bucking back against the derp, actually.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Suderman was right. The scales have fallen from my eyes. Perusing the NYT has shown me that der Trump is going to round up all the artists and put them in forced labor camps. Henceforth, artistic renderings of any type will be verboten.

    Oh, the humanity!

    1. leonadasiv

      If only the artists hasn’t painted Trump with small hands! He would be merciful!

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Music of an Irish slant.

    DRINK!

    1. straffinrun

      I was expecting a Chinaman dressed as a leprechaun playing a fiddle.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The Mayo Clinic will give a preference to privately insured patients over those on Medicaid and Medicare. Gee, maybe they like to be paid on time and at a rate which allows them to provide a return commensurate with their level of service and which will aid their research.

    Next thing you know, banks will want to restrict their lending to people who can pay them back.

    And zod knows where that could lead.

    1. Chipwooder

      To this day, every time I see a reference to the Mayo Clinic, I have to think of Airplane! when Captain Over is talking to a doctor at the Mayo Clinic:

      “Captain, I have a Mr. Hamm for you on line 5”

      “All right, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo”

    2. thrakkorzog

      One of my family members is a dentist. She refuses to deal with Medicare/Medicaid patients. They never show up for their appointments on time.

      She still treats poor people, she just mostly works it out it in trade. It’s not a setup for a porn film. Sometimes a dog walker needs dental care. She has a dog, they have a service, solution reached.

      1. Tundra

        Does that make her a wrecker or a kulak?

        1. Wrecker. Unless someone needs a quick wealth confiscation – then kulak.

          1. DEG

            Don’t limit yourself. Both!

      2. robc

        Ron Paul did the same. Didn’t take medicare/medicaid (well, I doubt many on medicare needed a baby delivered). He used to talk about getting a load of shrimp as payment.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    a Chinaman dressed as a leprechaun playing a fiddle.

    It’s out there somewhere.

    1. Number.6

      … worst case, it’s gonna be as a result of Rule #34

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Or best case, hmmm?

  35. straffinrun

    Y’all know who Vegan Gains is, right? Well, he finally went full psycho.

    1. Number.6

      Yeah, I’m lovin’ it.

      Internet Tuff gai flags camera, shows his gat is airsoft

  36. Tundra

    Thank you, Sloopy. That is true Irish music.

    Here’s a fun one.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    I’m really struck by how bilious the comments section is over there now, and how much more bearable it is over here.

    this

  38. Number.6

    Bloomberg infographic breaking down the impact of Trump Budget on alphabet agencies.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2017-trump-budget/

    For those of you who don’t like too many words to intrude on their morning.

  39. prolefeed

    Those potato-eaters sure must have a lot of money at their disposal. What other way to explain them throwing $110,000,000 on the HP campus in Boise and moving their offices there? I guess they’ll finally be able to stop working from libraries, Starbucks’s and anywhere else that has free WiFi and doesn’t cost anything.

    If you work off the presumption that state workers need state office space, this deal appears to save money over the status quo:

    “The state leases more than 800,000 square feet of office and warehouse space in Ada County at an annual cost of $12.2 million, the governor’s office said. The HP property would give the state roughly twice as much space. It includes eight buildings with about 1.3 million square feet of office space and 200,000 square feet of warehouse space.

    HP would lease back more than half the office space for an initial seven-year term.”

    You take the $12.2 million they’re paying annually now, add what they’d get each year from HP from the leaseback, and you get to $110 million plus renovation costs pretty quick, maybe 6 years or so, at which point their leasing costs effectively drop to zero.

    1. You assume they’re not tied into leases and can walk away without notice. You’re also assuming their estimates for rehab costs, relocation costs, maintenance costs and any other costs are accurate.

      What they should be doing is going through public records to find out which commercial leases have been unoccupied the longest and then offering 10¢ on the dollar for them. Sorry that wouldn’t let them have a huge campus and look impressive, but it’d save a shitload of money.

  40. commodious spittoon

    I fucking hate Purple Rain. What’s the deal with Prince? Tons of hits, legitimately great songs, and then this dreck. Eugh. May as well be a Jackson b-side.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Have I gone insane? Has the world gone insane? I’m googling around trying to salve my confirmation bias about how bad this song sucks, and there are a few voices of sanity out there, but we’re drowned out by people who seem to think there’s something redeeming about this awful track. What the hell? It’s not even worth deconstructing the wretched thing, it’s shit from front to back. It makes me reconsider even liking Prince as an artist, I’m so put out by the thing.

      1. Number.6

        “Iconic” always sounds so much better than “Uninspired”

    2. The only Prince song I truly like is “Raspberry Beret”. I sort of like “Diamonds and Pearls”, but it can get stuck in my head.

      Reminds me of hanging out at the mall in my youth.

  41. Gilmore

    @the Zerohedge story…

    …the comments manage to have 1 relatively neutral remark, before immediately diving into, “PEDOPHILE JEWS AMIRITE”

    Is this ALSO a bunch of “Meme-Warriors” trolling the progs? What’s odd is that despite the chorus of antisemitism, only one person is called out for being a troll… a lefty troll….

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Is it really the proper function of the federal government to provide day care services?

    *This is not a rhetorical question.

    1. They’ve been doing it for kids age 5-18 for some time. But no, I don’t think it is.

      1. commodious spittoon

        How else do you explain the legions of bureaucrats it employs? Adult daycare.

    2. Lachowsky

      No, day care should be provided by the kids mom.

    3. Only slightly related:

      I was on another forum, and a commenter there described the local gym at which he worked. The gym provided child care for members, but the owners figured out that the child care was incurring a loss. so they cut that service.

      They lost 100 members, and around $150,000 of annual revenue from gym membership dues and personal trainer fees, according to the commenter.

      Sometimes spending that extra money to add value to a firm’s primary business is worth it.