ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ REWARDS HIS BRUTALS WITH NIGHTLY LINKS, FOR HE IS PLEASED WITH YOU. HOWEVER, ZARDOZ STILL DOES WISH MUCH GOING FORTH AND KILLING, SO ZARDOZ MIGHT DO A BIT OF @#a$%STIRRING…
- FOREIGN BRUTAL POLITICIAN CAUGHT IN OLD LIE? [ZARDOZ THROWS RED MEAT FOR IMMIGRATION FIGHT AMONGST BRUTALS]
- AMERICAN BRUTAL POLITICIAN DEMANDS GERMAN BRUTALS BUY MORE GUNS. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED, AS THE GUN IS GOOD!
- SCOUT FOR MAGA PRIME ENCOUNTERS RESISTANCE.
- ZARDOZ HOPES THIS TURNS INTO GOING FORTH AND KILLING!
ZARDOZ COMMANDS YOU TO GO FORTH AND READ KILLER LINKS.
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An Oxford comma changed this court case completely
(CNN)If you have ever doubted the importance of the humble Oxford comma, let this supremely persnickety Maine labor dispute set you straight.
A group of dairy drivers argued that they deserved overtime pay for certain tasks they had completed. The company said they did not. An appeals court sided with the drivers, saying that the guidelines themselves were made too ambiguous by, you guessed it, a lack of an Oxford comma.
This is what the law says about activities that do NOT merit overtime pay. Pay attention to the first sentence:
The canning, processing, preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing, packing for shipment or distribution of:
(1) Agricultural produce;
(2) Meat and fish products; and
(3) Perishable foods.
That’s a lot of things! But if we’re getting picky, is packing for shipment its own activity, or does it only apply to the rest of that clause, i.e. the distribution of agricultural produce, etc.?
See, all of this could be solved if there were an Oxford comma, clearly separating “packing for shipment” and “distribution” as separate things! According to court documents, the drivers distribute perishable food, but they don’t pack it.
Who knew dairy drivers were orthographers?
So, apparently Shaquille O’Neal is a flat-Earther, too
Columbus didn’t “prove” the world was round; everyone already knew that. The stories about the Roman Catholic Church pushing a flat earth was Bynum made up by Washington Irving.
Where does this new movement supporting the Flat Earth Theory come from, and how widespread is it?
Bunkum, not Bynum
I was going to ask what this guy had to do with it.
Something about the Lakers thinking he’d be the next Shaq?
Ah, I see.
This man is a cop. Let that sink in.
Utah to lower per se BAC limit; women and minorities hardest hit
So non-white drivers are inherently worse drivers? That’s what the author is claiming?
Lamanites.
I believe the author is making the empirically-grounded observation that cops like to fuck with the darkies.
When the BAC is lowered to .05, it has nothing to do with skin color. It has to do with the time of the morning you are driving. Anyone behind the wheel at 2 am is doing something wrong and will most likely be arrested if they have had two drinks in the previous three hours. It is an equal opportunity heavy hand of law.
I’m not denying that. That having been said, every law is a tool in the toolbox of a cop that wants to fuck with you. Especially if he doesn’t like the way you look.
Agreed
Don’t copy me!
Couldn’t agree more
Well, the thing is that all laws tend to have less impact on the politically connected. Laws like this are particularly insidious because it’s difficult to argue against a BAC without sounding like you’re advocating for drunk driving. The problem is that this gives police more opportunity to arrest people they’ve pulled over for whatever reason. It’s a justification for those arrests that are made on the basis of officer discretion.
Please don’t get me started on the alcohol laws in Utah.
New Zealand: US diplomat expelled amid police inquiry
New Zealand: US diplomat expelled amid police inquiry
The sheep did not respond to requests for comment.
Charges of baaahttery?
*narrows gaze*
Yes!
‘Just outside Wellington’ seems like a place there might be an international fistfight or two. Perhaps they’d all been drinking at BackBenchers’.
Neil Buchanan: The Phony ‘Freedoms’ Republicans Promise
This is only a small sampling of the derp in the article. Do click through to read the whole thing.
Um, you did see that there were links provided?
I reject your links and substitute my own!
Well, I supposed I could reject yours (delete) and cat butt you – but I am minding my manners. How about you?
I thought you were kidding until I scrolled down. Do whatever the fuck you feel like. Delete them. Jesus Christ.
Oh no, I shan’t – please just show a bit of restraint, please.
I almost shant myself Sat morning. Pacifico and Thai curry Fri night. Powerful mix there.
FWIW, I think this is… erm… reasonable. While I appreciate the curation of your links, the volume in this post and the length of the excerpts was a little much? Please don’t throw the baby out with the bathwather!
I’m surprised he didn’t blame the Jews, like his father would have.
This tired argument has gotten only weaker over time as more and more people are walking around with the internet in their pocket.
But can’t you see!! To bribe in true liberty means ass sex, Mexicans, and pot only! Everything else isn’t about liberty!
That is an obvious typo but I like it better anyway.
Maybe that’s the solution to TDS. Bet them that they don’t have the guts to walk around for a day with a MAGA hat on. If they’re legitimately afraid to do it, then maybe they might think about what they’ve wrought. Who am I kidding. Thinking isn’t what proggies do about anything. Feels > reals.
Not sure I’d dine at any restaurants with one on. There might be a bit extra special sauce in your food.
Ok, the weekend talked about last week is next week. I haven’t been active in the comments, so my bag. (It’s “bag”, you heathens. From the game of spades, widely played, even in correctional institutions.
You screw up and take a trump [drink] that you didn’t call, and you’d apologize by saying “oops,my bag”. People unfamiliar with the game assumed they were hearing “my bad”, and one more stoopit meme is released into the wild)
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, do people in the Denver area still want to meet up next weekend? Sunday the 26th would be my preference, and I think we decided at the Wynkoop.
We should probably settle on a time, too.
Sorry, I’m not going to be in the Denver area.
I mentioned that on the last page under your trannie post. Ya, If the snow stays away, I will come over. Fuck I70 if it snows though.
What time?
Doom said late afternoon. I take that to be two, three? Somewhere in there.
Has anyone posted a general invite on either site during peak hrs, or do we even care? Lol
I haven’t been to the other site In awhile. Doom said there where several including you that would be there. How many Denver area commenters do you know of?
DJ – just an FYI – I posted the recent comic on my blog in a couple parts for (potentially) easier phone viewing. I don’t usually reference the site (and don’t promote it), since it’s mainly a repository rather than a standalone. The files are huge, however – 2.3 & 3 Meg.
Ok good. I’m glad nobody waited for me to organize anything. Several others? That’ll be cool.
Usually when I’m posting is late and I’m buzzed so I’m not sure how many of us are in the area. I can think of maybe a handful, and then there are some commenters who used to live here.
We should like, wear red roses or something so we know who we are
Oh, cool Baked! Thanks.
*thread restart*
We should like, wear red roses or something so we know who we are
I don’t know about that, but I was wondering how I would know who you people are. You had mentioned pool tables. I am thinking I will walk back to the pool tables with a Glib sign.
Pool tables are upstairs. I’ll be the little fat bald white guy with blood shot eyes. Wearing a red rose.
Ok, I will be the semi short fat white guy with a bunch of hair and blood shot eyes wearing a t-shirt that says #FuckOffSlaver holding a glib sign and a beer.
I might need to put -JsubD at the bottom. I did not know that was the mans quote until recently. I am not sure if that is disrespectful.
I didn’t know him either, but from what I’ve read, he would take it as a tribute to the freedom he fought for.
I hear the Cream of Sum Yung Guy is awesone!
What hideous people in that article. I’m sure most people just ignored it but WTF.
Wow. What utter shits. I guess I should go yell at people with Obama stickers on their cars now, since that’s a thing we do in polite society?
I think the correct solution is to put Trump stickers over Obama/Hillary stickers and let them face their own wrath.
We’re doing this next time I get paid. By we I mean all you fuckers are getting a stack of bumper stickers in the mail. Don’t bitch out on me.
Dude, you send me the stickers, I’ll definitely do it.
With…fucking…glee…
Man, went to see how much these things cost. $4-5 apiece. Shit’s crazy.
Ha
Take this you filthy Dutch bastards.
I heard the Dutch cows made them split the transportation charges.
*narrows gaze*
OMG! My first narrow gaze. “I’d like to thank the Academy…”
I hope I made the mentions.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/03/19/paris-airport-attacker-had-alcohol-and-drugs-in-his-system-tests-show.html
Paris airport attacker had alcohol and drugs in his system, tests show
PARIS – Blood tests determined Sunday that a suspected Islamic extremist consumed drugs and alcohol before a frenzied spree of violence that ended when he took a soldier hostage at Paris’ Orly Airport and was shot dead by her fellow patrolmen.
The Paris prosecutors’ office said toxicology tests conducted as part of an autopsy found traces of cocaine and cannabis in the blood of the suspect, Ziyed Ben Belgacem.
He also had 0.93 grams of alcohol per liter of blood when he died Saturday, the prosecutors’ office said. That is nearly twice the legal limit for driving in France.
The 39-year-old Frenchman with a long criminal record of drugs and robbery offences stopped at a bar in the wee hours Saturday morning, around four hours before he first fired bird shot at traffic police. Then, 90 minutes later, he attacked the military patrol at Orly, causing panic and the shutdown of the French capital’s second-biggest airport.
Yelling that he wanted to kill and die for Allah, Belgacem wrestled away a soldier’s assault rifle but was shot to death by two other soldiers before he could fire the military-grade weapon in Orly’s busy South Terminal, Paris prosecutor Francois Molins said.
He also had 0.93 grams of alcohol per liter of blood when he died Saturday, the prosecutors’ office said. That is nearly twice the legal limit for driving in France.
He wasn’t driving, was he?
Yeah, to the Channel Tunnel.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/18/dems-struggle-to-stir-up-energetic-opposition-to-gorsuch.html
Dems struggle to stir up energetic opposition to Gorsuch
President Trump’s choice to sit on the Supreme Court will get his turn in the political spotlight Monday after laying low for weeks. But what has traditionally been a high-profile confirmation fight is approaching with barely a whimper from the opposition party.
While Democratic leaders have revived their public criticism of Neil Gorsuch in recent days, liberal advocacy groups have all but abandoned efforts to defeat his nomination through public opinion — with scant paid issue advertising or public rallies.
A group led by NARAL Pro-Choice America recently sent a blistering letter to Senate Democrats slamming lawmakers for not putting up more of a fight against Gorsuch ahead of Monday’s confirmation hearing.
“Democrats have failed to demonstrate a strong, unified resistance to this nominee despite the fact that he is an ultra-conservative jurist who will undermine our basic freedoms and threaten the independence of the federal judiciary,” said the letter. “We need you to do better.”
So enforcing the Constitution as written means “undermines our basic freedoms and threaten the independence of the federal judiciary.” Got it.
I for one, totally support you in killing Hitler
Why America Needs A Monarchy
Seriously, if you are going to fill our links posts with your own….could you at least not so extensively quote them?
Trim them up if you want. I won’t post any more.
I know, right? Seriously, I’m trying to get my wife to completely trim hers, but she won’t. Anyone have any ideas?
Negging seems to work.
Thank you. No, I will leave them. Usually a teaser sentence or two is enough – or just a link and maybe a snarky remark.
I would say that I enjoy not having to click through, just gimme a summary.
I would say that, but I don’t wanna get cat-butted.
We don’t want any more fucking Kennedys, Clintons, or Bushes.
Seconded!
There is something about that sentence that says that it should be the punchline of an obscene political joke.
So I disheveled group of 23 year old ivy league educated hill interns and staffers walk into a bar……..
Or Obamas.
Trim the Bush.
I’m stealing that.
Well how else are we going to fabricate claims on Canada and Mexico without a royal family?
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/2017/03/17/house-stops-va-from-finding-vets-mentally-unfit-to-own-a-gun/
House Stops VA from Finding Vets Mentally Unfit to Own a Gun
WASHINGTON — The House passed on Thursday a bill to prohibit Veterans Affairs from blocking a veteran from buying a gun by labeling them mentally unfit, requiring a judiciary authority to make that determination.
The Veterans Second Amendment Protection Act, introduced by Rep. Phil Roe (R-Tenn.), states “a person who is mentally incapacitated, deemed mentally incompetent, or experiencing an extended loss of consciousness shall not be considered adjudicated as a mental defective” by the VA “without the order or finding of a judge, magistrate, or other judicial authority of competent jurisdiction that such person is a danger to himself or herself or others.”
The bill passed 240-175. Twelve Democrats voted in favor, while two Republicans — Reps. Leonard Lance (R-N.J.) and Dan Donovan (R-N.Y.) — voted against the measure.
Bill Would Let People Carry Concealed Gun Without Permit
http://www.alabamanews.net/2017/03/17/bill-let-people-carry-concealed-gun-without-permit/
Alabama lawmakers are considering a controversial bill that would do away with the requirement of a conceal and carry permit.
Anyone who owns a gun could travel with that gun in their car or hidden on their person without any consequences.
This bill has raised a lot of questions, most notably from the law enforcement community.
While some say this promotes second amendment rights, not everyone is on board.
If you want to conceal a gun and go out into public, you need a conceal and carry permit from your sheriff’s office.
It only costs $20 in Montgomery.
But you might not need that for much longer.
Same here – if you are going to fill a post with your own links….could you maybe shorten them up a bit?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
I always did wonder how one “shit fury” – too many ghost peppers?
I am trained in gorilla warfare
Assault rifles out for Harambe!
Y’all think the shit is funny I don’t, its personal now thats how I am dude disrespected me. Come see about me. See I been positive in here and then this. Dude calling me a bitch but want do shit or say that to me in public I’m really about that life fuck this shit. He lucky we over the Internet. I shot guns been shot at and got into fights lost some and won some. Then this bitch gone try me over the Internet had to come and say this dude you stay on my dick thats my hoe job. Dude all you talk about is me and i can see why tho I make more money than you and probably make more than your slut ass mama and bitch ass daddy. I fuck bitch with bad shapes you fuck bitches in bad shape. You saying i can rap but I been getting offers all night it looks I could get singed . Why don’t you do is all a favor go get your dads gun go on the roof and off yourself you sorry excuse for a human I been hustling all my life srs, I battled rappers at school for money. I sold games clothes cds dvds. I managed all of dudes that I had selling for me. So I know what im doing. I had people at different schools selling for me. We were making so much money the feds got involved It’s sad all i see is Jimbo saying ant this ant that get off my dick . I don’t understand Pat tbh, something isn’t right with him. Idk if his father or mother don’t love him or something because he got a lot of hate in him. Something just ain’t right about that boy srs. Kizone Kaprow started with me and it back fired now he ran like a bitch, that’s how he probably is in real life. Nigga can’t hang with me with that mentality, he the type to take the ball home when he doesn’t get picked straight bitch made. That boy weird he probably never kissed a girl. He just come off as someone who can’t pull girls. Like a said a while ago he fucks blow up dolls and probably stick his dick through CD holes in the middle Just log off the internet pussy I told you not to fuck with me and you did anyway, so this is the result i bet yo bitch ass would be intimidated if you came to VA. Talking all that shit, ill beat the brakes off you irl fact that. I am real nigga irl, just don’t make any mistakes around me because ill have you laying in the hospital hooked to machines and eating soft foods. My niggas that roll with me don’t tolerate dumb shit either naw i rather throw some money at your mother you dumb . you too old to still be reading at a 3rd grade level yo slow ass. niggas in your class be wearing helmets and shit you slow as . yeah right i’m not smart, thats why i got a certificate of certification to become a dental assistant, but i got the brain of a 12 year old boy. All them weights you be lifting fucking with ya head. you look like a dumb ass poverty linebacker. nigga i got 1,200 in my pocket right now, and about 9k in my safe i can pay your family rent for the summer. talking about olive garden when i go i order a bottle of $100 wine with my food, while you drink kool aid with yours. nigga i never said i lift or was strong,but i can fact that im strong enough to lean yo ass when i throw the hands. you probably one of them niggas that look strong but get bodied by lil niggas in a fight. are those muscles bullet proof? when i get done with you, you would be looking like a connect four game. lol nigga flexing on the net, nigga dont come at me with no dumb shit no more nigga dont ever say no welfare type shit because i never needed it. Was born into money and i work fucking hard for my nigga ill put that 9k on your head nigga, naw you aint worth 9k i could find a junkie on the corner to do it for 9 dollars. nigga dont fly out here you want leave, and you want get to hear NWTS. well ill play it at your funeral and bury the cd with you tbh shit like this can get you killed srs, i seen niggas get killed over words like this. you my nigga tho, but if a nigga i dont know or fuck with say some of the things we were saying, long story short “damn why he do that boy like that” Don’t fucking know how fucking many fucking times I fucking said I don’t fucking use my fucking computer and motha fucking Pat always the only one every fucking time saying something about it smfh naw ask niggas about me shit will go down with me. Srs if niggas chill with me and say some wild shit, they might not be able to get on ktt again srs Fuck you Kizone nigga named everybody but me, he scared to chill with me he know he might get caught slipping bruh take yo lil ass somewhere I’m 24 and really did all this shit you trying to be. I took a fucking bullet been robbed. Seen niggas die, I shot at niggas in war. Lil nigga go do something constructive. This nigga a kid fuck outa here. This talking that tough shit, when I seen a lot of my niggas get killed in front me. These Internet thugs, just live your life don’t get bodied over something stupid. don’t tell me to stfu, but do you think if Warty was broke and irrelevant do you think he would sue the nigga about his image. These niggas just looking for checks why he aint go after Warty in 2001 when he was rapping with the name, im sure there was somebody that told him its a nigga out there rapping with your name, nigga aint say shit til years later when ross blew up. i know sloopy is a muslim but he still rap about murdering niggas and pushing blow like a drug lord. i aint fucking hatin on Swiss you talking bouut he run the streets niggas bump Warty way harder than Swiss in the streets OMWC better than Swiss but i aint gon lie Swiss been hustlin these few years im just saying nobodys gonna care bout him n 2 years watch What man wants to be called Pat, ill tell you what man a fagott machine man does Wonder what Pat was doing in 1999 more likely swimming in his dads ball sack, the fuck would you know about 1999 who I make a $21 an hour, fuck boy I’m good and I got my own house nigga I probably more than your dad and mom, telling me go get some money. Whatever dude I make more than your mom and dad and I’m 24, your dad works at wawas lol man shut this fucking site down, i never seen so much hating and dick riding.People saying dumb shit and trolling yall niggas is lost, its a difference between walking up on nigga and murking him then killing a nigga in self defense. yall acting like he a stone cold killer,but who wouldn’t kill a nigga if your life on the line. Yall making it seem like Los Doyers walked up on dude and blasted him i might sound like a bitch but men cry too, but this just made my eyes water. This song is so beautiful, it feels legendary, like some shit that you will be playing for your children and then your grand children. If this is how Riven’s next album is gonna sound then we are in for maybe he best album yet. You can tell I’m about to do something drastic by the way I’ve been posting since I came back, been saying shit and not giving a fuck. I’m just not myself anymore tbh i never fucked a midget i wonder what midget pussy feel like, i got to put that on my bucket list fuck a midget or dwarf or both at same time, i bet they get wet as shit when you fucking em you can’t tell I’m different I didn’t used to go after the people the way i am, first day back ethered Kizone so hard he had to create a new until the heat was off him i didn’t wanna do that I feel bad about. I just don’t give a fuck anymore tbh how old are you tho, because you don’t know shit about music, you just know this new garbabe that’s out now stupid as bitch
tl; dr.
You scanned for your handle, though.
Admit it.
I didn’t. And I could have just done a page search for it, anyway.
It made me go kind of crossed eyed.
Go on…
I feel just like I’m in the crowd in that last scene from 8 Mile.
Cash me outsod, how bou dat?
You sir are no Hercule.
Who is?
That seems to be one of the great mysteries of life, doesn’t it?
Wow
Your site, your rules.
Just asking, thank you.
ZARDOZ is indeed generous. We thank him for causing the Badgers to Go Forth And Kill the Brutals from Villanova!
Today’s letter is “L” as in LES BREASTFEEDERS! (Yes I’m aware that “les” is an article. This is for the many Quebecois-hating Canadians on this site!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucP5lWPnlqA
ZARDOZ IS GOOD!
And here I was hoping it would be people breast-feeding Les Nessman.
My God, man…is there even a Rule 34, um, result for that one?!
I am not going to google that.
Me neither – that is why I asked…I was hoping someone is gullible, er, helpful enough to do it for me.
For once I creeped all of you out. 🙂
No need to google. Just use your imagination: Les’ cherubic face nuzzling on some un-bra-bound 70’s titties. It write’s itself!
“write’s”?
Apostrophe rape is worse than Les Nessman being breast-fed.
Write is (write’s) is a word. Get with the program Ted. ex: I was write’s n some stuff yestaday.”
Ted, the errant apostrophe is there to confuse the high court in the great State of Maine!
“Monster Lizard ravages East Coast!”
I googled it, wtf my search history has worse. I got nothing, just Wikipedia about WCwhatever in Cincinnati.
Two words: Lonnie Andeson
Grrrr… Loni Anderson.
Jan Smothers was hotter,
Also: Dawn Wells > Tina Louise
Jan Smimthers.
Dammit.
The only correct answer involving Dawn Wells and Tina Louise is threesome.
I’m definitely a Mary Ann guy
Pi Guy – agreed, although DEG;s comment is pertinent.
That conjures up an even more disturbing image.
What if he had said Louie Anderson?!
He has been known to breastfeed.
I was going to drink that whiskey but now I’m throwing it in my eyes.
I asked a few weeks ago if posting our own links in the link threads was kosher, btw. Sorry, I guess.
It’s cool!
Long quotations start to tread over from fair use into copyright infringement/authorization land, too.
6 in a row is a bit much, imo.
Did anyone try to stop you? Of course it’s ok. We’re libertarians, not statist control freaks.
See, this is how to do it. Short and to the point. And some are fine, but when you get to half a dozen…
We all look down on you, now, Pat. We stand in a circle, with our drinks in our hands, and look back at you furtively and mutter. Every now and then, someone says something, something, Pat, something and everyone laughs uproariously.
Aw man, I was hoping to see something like a Klingon Discommendation.
Hello, fellow Shit Lords. So, I just made it back up the hill from one of the village taverns… Ale House. Or whatever they call that den of iniquity. Nice walk from here, all down hill. I got to sample about 8 of their shitty IPAs that they called lagers, wheats, whatever. And I managed to not even insult them about the shit quality of the beers that I have grown accustomed to here in Beer Murika. The best one was their German style Heffy, I can’t even remember the name. They have about 100 beers on tap.
But the $1 happy hour oysters were more than passable. We had a dozen of those, some blue crab meat with sauces on the side, not the crab cake breaded stuff, just the backfin and claw meat, cocktail. And then we tried the roasted oysters. Now I have this thing about cooking oysters, in that, that should never happen. But the way they did it was pretty good. They cook them in the half shell in a cast iron skillet, on salt, with a spicy curry. That was pretty good.
Got the wife all inebriated, and I’m thinking poontang, and we were going to call Uber. But then she decided we can just walk home. Ok, I”m a fucking mountain goat and I don’t have any issues with hills. I spent a good portion of my childhood summers climbing mountains at my grandparents place in Appalachia. The mile walk downhill was ok for wifey, but now she’s sleeping, lol. And I’m drankin.
Me and my wife are teetotalers, so there’s always energy and willpower at the end of a long day to copulate.
If you’re drunk enough, you’ll fuck anything, regardless of your energy level.
Why’d you think I became a teetotaler?
So, you’re saying that people who drink alcohol, don’t have any energy? I’m not sure you read my post. But that’s ok.
Unless I’m missing something here, you got your wife shitfaced, so she passed out when you reached home, which made getting laid a practical impossibility.
I don’t drink alcohol. My wife doesn’t drink alcohol. No intoxication equates to no danger of missing out on pussy.
No, I didn’t say she was shitfaced. I said we walked a mile up a steep hill and she’s tired now. You apparently are missing something.
Does that mean you’re still getting laid later?
Later? That’s an absolute certainty if we’re both still alive.
I know that place. Right across from Harborplace.
Nope, north, about 10 miles.
You walked a mile in Baltimore? Holy shit, we’re gonna read about you one day.
What, just the fuck is going on upthread? I’m not reading all of that, and because I think I’m special, someone needs to fill me in.
I just scrolled past it, and Heroic Mulatto thinks for some wacky reason I searched for my own name.
I still be confused, but thanks.
Hyp, all you need to read is “i never fucked a midget i wonder what midget pussy feel like, i got to put that on my bucket list fuck a midget or dwarf or both at same time, i bet they get wet as shit when you fucking em”
Ok, HM, like I said, I’m not reading all that shit. I’m drunk, well, intoxicated, and I’m not sure what’s going on, or if I should care. But I trust you, so if you say this is about midget fucking, then ok.
I am never oppossed to a little fucking.
Not “thinks,” knows.
I’ve seen where you sleep.
I’ve watched you breathe.
Swiss Servator reacted negatively to our posting our own links and the excerpts we provided for them, presumably because he harbors an antipathy for clutter, and a few others joined in with wall-of-text copy-and-paste memes.
Yeah, we got the Navy Seal one and the Gansta one in rapid order.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathe
Oh, never mind.
When the site owners tells you it’s a problem, then it’s a problem. Until then, it’s an opinion. Just my own opinion.
That’s, like, just your opinion, man.
Yeah, it’s just my opinion until someone gets catassed.
The free-wheelin’ libertarian vibe is ebbing and the ugly hand of authority is starting to flow. Power corrupts, this is known.
“ugly hand of authority is starting to flow” …I am pretty sure I don’t want to know about how a hand flows.
Its’ an euphemism, geesh everyone hear is so lateral.
Ah, doing a euphemism…Argh, that I CAN see.
*gurk*
Waiting in line with the rest of the parents to see our kids’ piano recital. 2 hours of watching 8 year olds I’ve never met butchering Country Road and It’s a Small World. Jealous?
The last time I was in a school, I told my brother’s English teacher she was a stupid cunt.
I don’t enjoy public schools.
Did you show her your dangling participle?
I remember my piano rectals.
Best typo ever? You decide.
Oh, that wasn’t a typo. Beethoven just doesn’t sound the same unless it’s echoing off of the walls of your colon.
I declare the thread Johned
Bully!
Now it has been quasi-officially hihnjohned.
Turn up the volume all the way on your phone and play this video.
I’m in no position to click on that. Still in line. An hour wait so that I can get a guud seat. How do you swallow your own tongue?
wow
Is your kid going to bang out some Bohemian Rhapsody?
Shhh. The little emperors are about to start.
I hope you taught your kid to play John Cage’s “4:33”.
Here’s a good version of “Country Roads”.
Right on. “West Jamaica….”
Dear Zardoz:
I refuse to believe that the place called Switzerland actually exists.
Why do people continue to insist it does? What proof do they have?
Thank you,
__Warren__
Back in ye olde days of Usenet, it was North Dakota that didn’t exist. Now Switzerland doesn’t exist?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THERE IS A COLLECTION OF BRUTALS IN A PLACE NAMED “SWITZERLAND”. THEY CONTINUE TO EXIST, BECAUSE THE GUN IS GOOD. “SWITZERLAND” IS FULL OF GUNS.
ZARDOZ INSTRUCTS YOU TO GO FORTH AND
KILLBELIEVE IN SWITZERLAND.*sweats profusely*
I’m actually going to have watch that movie at some point, aren’t I?
I just figured out it was a movie a couple of days ago.
I just finished it. Boorman was a strange dude. And he had no grasp of physics.
Best viewed on LSD, I think. That’s how it was made.
Fuck you, Canuckistanians and your Snow Dog! By-Tor is coming back!
By-Tor and the Snow Dog
By-Toe comes back in the Necromancer. He is defeated by the Snow Dog in By Tor and the Snow Dog.
An American Werewolf in London is on Netflix. Guess I’ll watch it for the first time.
::grabs 4th Stone Delicious IPA from fridge::
I’ll avoid the Warren Zevon joke and just say it’s a good movie. Jenny Agutter (Logan’s Run, Equus) at her prime. Also, one of the first movies to combine horror and comedy. Ted S., if I’m wrong about that, let me know.
It was one of the first ex Mrs westernslopers favorite movies.
I’d say Miss Augutter’s prime was in Walkabout.
“Agutter”
I’d say yeah, it’s definitely in the running for first horror/gore/comedy. Soon to be followed by Evil Dead 2 and Return of the Living Dead.
Pretty nice to see this site moving along. It seems like most posts have 100+ comments. I checked out the old site, and numerous posts now have comment counts in the single digits. Sad!
I haven’t been around much, because a great deal of my time is now spent with my darling new girlfriend. Ah, lurv…. *SIGH*
So the rest of you will have to save liberty with less assistance from me. But I know you can do it!
Meh. Just make a bunch of little libertarians and raise them to question authority. We can take over the world the fun way.
That’s my plan.
Isn’t one of your kids named Justice Forall, or something similar? Fancy SOB.
I’ll be lucky if my other half lets me pick the name(s) at all. 😛
Reason Sophia Spicer,
Liberty Ordeth Cranberry Spicer
And
Justice Forall Sloopy Juneteenth Spicer
Their social security cards are a hoot.
Aren’t you worried they’ll get Ruby Ridged at some point?
Nah. I’ll be sure we set up a better defensive perim…
I mean, I hope they respect the government better than that.
::looks around cautiously::
I think the proper term is “search and assess”
Ok, let’s see the officials fuck South Carolina like they did Wichita State, Arkansas and Rhode Island.
The officiating today has been beyond questionable.
I take back my complaining. Underestimating East Asian kids playing piano. Won’t do it again. Bravo!
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Lake Street Dive does a really good version of Bohemian Rhapsody. It’s even got cats in the video, minus the butts. I’ve seen LSD play it live for an encore at a couple shows in Madison and Minneapolis and it sounded great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcUeothSPyc
No piano in their version.
Bismillah! Unfortunately, no.
She played: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6DDrluLKo
Cool song.
That kids got some funk.
I see a giant, robot, space dinosaur, I click on a giant, robot, space dinosaur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od4IDW_BwTg
Awesome band.
I will submit a Metal Monday post for next week. I think I will select them based on the awesomeness of the cover art.
A heavy metal song about the Drake Equation? What an age we live in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJTQlWQMK5M
Really, I thought TMBG had this covered, The Sun is a mass of Incandescent Gas, A gigantic nuclear furnace.
But what can you do, science marches on, and now TMBG has to correct their earlier statements, and wrote a song about Plasma.
Oh great Zardoz! As always, your nightly links are more than us Brutals deserve. I beg of you permission to ask a question:
What the fuck do you have against alt-text?
I was never a big fan of The Dan Band. But I almost despise them now. There’s a fucking commercial on at every game break with him in it. Jesus Christ, try to sell something besides DirecTV you dumb motherfuckers.
Brooks, i think that mini had a kad head. There are a few people who make 7 ports and one or two 8 ports. Ill look for a link
Hey Doom. Word on the street is that you’ve actually got some people to show up. Is it Sunday the 26th around 2 or 3 pm at Wynkoop?
Thats the one!
Lolololololol.
So sorry, Duke. Out on the first weekend again.
My bad. They made the sweet 16 last year.
*clears throat*
Fuck Duke.
That is all.
::opens bottle of champagne::
What’s the least leftist school left?
Baylor?
Xavier?
It looks like the only survivors with a FIRE Green rating are North Carolina, Florida and Purdue.
Hillsdale, of course.
Ah, you meant in the sportsball playoffs. Never mind.
It looks like dook couldn’t *dons sunglasses* lick those ‘Cocks.
Man, it does my Tar Heel Heart so good to see those yankee sonsabitches lose to a lower ranked team on the first weekend.
It’s so damn late it’s early. So here is an ignorant young lady who doesn’t know Blurred Lines promotes rape culture. The patriarchy strikes again. Also, totally would.
And for Old forgotten joke time. Telling it is an a pretty good excuse to sound like a big tent revivalist Preacher. Anyways, so this Southern Baptist preacher is giving a speech on the horrors of alcohol. And as an example, he takes a worm and drops it in water, and the worm swims happily around in the water. Next, he puts down a shot of whiskey, places another worm in it, and the worm just instantly dies, either because it’s being drowned or because of alcohol poisoning. So who will be saved?
The last guy in line says, “Thanks, Now I know that as long as I keep drinking whiskey, I’ll never get worms again.”
<blockquote<Most people have got common sense … we can’t legislate to protect dickheads
Hey man. Wassup? Pornhub brought me here.
You have some… odd browsing habits.
(If your choice in porn gets you sent here…)