Wednesday Morning Links

Good morning, friends.  Getting antsy about the basketball tournament getting back underway?  You’re only one day away.  And yes, Duke is still eliminated…thanks to those trans-hating bigots in the North Carolina legislature. Or something like that.  Either way, the important thing is, they’ll be watching the last last 15 games, same as you and me.  And that’s reason to rejoice.

You think you got the votes?

But I digress.  I have a reason to be here.  And that reason is to provide you with fodder for conversation.  And a pretty little forum to do your thing.  Enjoy.

Rand Paul says the Obamacare “repeal” bill doesn’t have the votes. He’s predicting that his party will pull the bill and start over.  Hopefully they do and use his bill as a template.

More details coming out about the two illegal aliens that allegedly raped a 14 year old girl in the bathroom of a high school they all attend.  The 18 and 17 year old freshmen from Guatemala and El Salvador both have outstanding immigration orders against them and at least one was stopped in Texas seven months ago after he entered the country.  Sound like Dreamers to you?  17 and 18 year old freshmen.  Needless to say, there are a lot of people in deep blue Montgomery County right now that are rethinking things.

Hollywood continues their tradition of having no original ideas.

Are we all less safe when a politician lies*?  Susan Rice wants you to think so. Of course, our intelligence community nor the Brit’s version has ever told a lie, so when they refuted the “wires tapped” claim by Donald Trump, we can surely take them at their word.

One of the most schizophrenic and exciting games I can remember is being made into a movie.  Let’s hope they keep Michael Bay out of it.

The Panama Canal for norsemen.  As Brett L said elsewhere about it: “this would be badass if privately funded.”

Maine Man (although he is actually China Man?, Chinaman?): the Florida Man of the northeast.

Yes, there will be a music link as usual.

Susan Rice has a short memory. But her old boss had a loooooong nose.

*”Lies” apparently doesn’t include things such as: “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”, “I didn’t call the Islamic State the JV team”, “Let me say this as plainly as I can, on August 31, 2010 our combat mission in Iraq will end”, “we have not had a major scandal in my administration”, “Over the past eight years, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully executed an attack on our homeland that was directed from overseas”, and “90% of the budget deficit is due to George W Bush’s policies”.  And a bunch of other ones I’m sure you can repeat in the comments.

Comments

384 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    13) Are there ever any politicians who make a black nationalist case for conservatism in the inner city? I know Rand Paul has visited some inner cities and made general libertarian arguments. But I mean specifically appealing to black voters as a bloc? It seems like there would be an opening for such a candidate.

    I think the argument would be something like: The left wants abortion on demand to keep black babies from being born, minimum wage to kill off jobs for unskilled black workers and to cripple inner city entrepreneurs, complemented by welfare, food stamps, and Medicare to keep black voters complacent. They herd inner city blacks into gerrymandered districts where corrupt lifetime black politicians give the illusion of representation, and rely on heavy-handed police forces and a war on drugs to keep blacks in line. And they top it all off with charges of racism against American society so that blacks never have to think they might have to take responsibility for their own fates.

    At one time I think the Black Panthers had some of the elements of this argument, unfortunately with a nasty Maoist philosophical underpinning. But I haven’t heard anything exactly like the above. Is there a politician lately who’s made such an argument? I think Ben Carson could, but I don’t get the impression he’s done a lot of black outreach—it seems last year in the primaries has was mostly trying to win over white evangelicals. Is it possible for such a case to be successfully made to black inner city voters?

    1. Ayn Random Variation

      Frederick Douglas and Malcom X need to get in their time machines and try this again. Although I suspect they’d be called uncle Toms and race traitors now.

      Trump actually gave this a shot, though of course wasn’t as specific as you. He did go to black neighborhoods and talk about how bad the results of generations of Democrat leadership have left inner city blacks. But like what I said above, all he did was get called racist. Heck, even Bernie was shouted down by black crowds.

      1. Chipwooder

        He did better with blacks than Romney or McCain did. On the other hand, he wasn’t running against Obama.

    2. John Titor

      Nation of Islam tends to have some degree of ‘don’t trust the white system, man, they want to keep you down’ in their pamphlets that shows a critical eye towards the modern American state, but that’s mixed in with the stuff about how UFOs are military experiments intended to put the black man back in chains.

      1. tarran

        They’re wise to your tricknology, man!

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I have a friend in NoI.

        They’re very pro agrarian and very anti vax too.

    3. Count Potato

      Arguing for the abstract concept of liberty vs. tangible “free shit” is a hard sell, regardless of the race of the audience.

      Also, the left is particular vicious against blacks who are not on their side.

    4. Count Potato

      I also read that the Black Panthers distributed copies of the little red book, not because they actually believed in Maoism, but because it made they look more radical.

      1. cyto

        Count Potatoes is sorry he got in a fight at their Black Panther Party.

      2. thrakkorzog

        I remember watching an interview with a Black Panther out of SF. His story was that they could buy Red Books in Chinatown for $1, then sell them to hippy college kids across town for $5.

        He kind of laughed off being a commie. They were capitalist as hell, it’s just that communism sold well to white kids with money.

    5. Michael

      I don’t know about any politicians, but I have recently discovered a weird, Twitter-centric movement that calls itself Hotep which seems to preach pretty much everything you outlined above. I really have no way to determine just how big or small this movement really is though (it is Twitter, after all). It seems to align itself with the “alt-right”, whatever that really is. It seems intriguing at first glance, but digging not too much deeper uncovers some seriously cringe-worthy Jew hate.

      1. Michael

        “intruguing”

        Paging Magic Edit Fairy… Magic Edit Fairy, clean-up in aisle seven…

        1. Michael

          Thank you!

      2. Trolleric the Goth

        yeah, it’s more like “everyone who isn’t black”

    6. Agent Cooper

      You forgot massive immigration to take over the less skilled labor jobs to keep less skilled blacks forever chained to government assistance.

    7. Agent Cooper

      Ben Carson would be Uncle Tommed to death if he tried that.

    8. stilljustcarol

      Many, many years ago (15-20 years?) my mother was invited to attend a talk at black church by one of her friends. It was Dr. Ben Carson giving the talk and he did basically say what you said above. According to my Mom the talk was very well received but a single speech, given once a year or two, isn’t going to make much of a difference. The key to changing attitudes is for black ministers to pound away at the message week after week.

  2. Ayn Random Variation

    I’m probably not the first to say this, but it just occurred to me that this site’s creators have herded cats.

    1. And only cat butted a few of people!

    2. They have mad cat herding skills. It comes from spending hours playing DOTA.

      1. DOTA? Never heard of it.

        *quietly logs off Steam*

      2. UnCivilServant

        Division of Transit Administration?

        1. Demon of time assassination.

      3. Rasilio

        If they are herding Mad Cats wouldn’t they be playing Mechwarrior of some variety?

        1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

          You must mean Timber Wolf, stravag scum.

    3. JD

      +1 EDS

  3. Just a thought not a sermon

    “The 18 and 17 year old *freshmen* from Guatemala and El Salvador both have outstanding immigration orders against them”

    Yeah, I noticed that when this article first appeared in the Washington Post last weekend. What were these NOT-kids even doing in high school? They obviously had no intention of learning, which suggests to me their whole goal was to troll the halls for sexual liaisons.

    1. “Liaisons” might not be the correct word, but you’re certainly right that these men belonged somewhere else. Probably in an ESL adult ed program if we were going to keep them here after they cleared customs and met our immigration requirements, which neither attempted to do. (SLD applies that there shouldn’t be taxpayer-funded ESL adult ed programs or any other public schools for that matter.)

    2. dbleagle

      These adults had no business being in HS. That it was a public HS just compounds the problem.

      If these adults wanted to learn, a dubious proposition, then they could have contracted for it with an individual or business at their expense instead of the taxpayers expense.

      1. dbleagle

        Sloopy says it better, and faster, than I.

    3. Suthenboy

      They are non-English speakers and were in some kind of program for guys like them. My guess is that they were way over their heads even with a freshman curriculum.

      1. Suthenboy

        Also, I suspect they were put in that school to keep them from being deported. The immigration activists there were ‘hiding’ them from ICE. Thats my suspicion.

          1. UnCivilServant

            Just say they’re from the DEA looking for weed.

          2. cyto

            Yeah? Well, does ICE let City officials in their offices without a warrant? Huh? Yeah…. Don’t have an answer for that, do you???

          3. Agent Cooper

            I am okay with this. I think more warrants for authorities to do shit is generally better than less.

          4. Number.6

            Issue the agents with binders full of preprinted warrants, of course!

    4. WTF

      there are a lot of people in deep blue Montgomery County right now that are rethinking things.

      Oh, I doubt it. Progressives are like the Bourbons, they forget nothing and learn nothing.

      1. Legitimists or Orleanists?

    5. Tonio

      I wonder if they were on any sports teams at the school. “Lost my papers” is a good way to shave a few years off your age and become a ringer.

      1. +1 Danny Almonte

    6. RBS

      When I was a junior in HS this kid from Guatemala transferred to my school. He was batshit crazy and would fight just about anyone that even looked at him wrong.

    7. l0b0t

      Fun with anecdotes. My wife is a public school teacher here in Brooklyn. NY Board of Ed rules ‘age out’ students at 21 years old. Up to that point, they can be enrolled in NYC public schools. Wifey has a 14 year old Syrian refugee in one her 6th grade classes who speaks/reads/writes no English, is obviously shaving every morning, and is far and away the largest student in the school. He is actually trying, struggling even, to obtain some rudimentary proficiency in English and he is above level in arithmetic but he is a well behaved, polite young man. His little brother however, while having rudimentary English skills and being the proper age for the grade is a Holy terror on campus and would have been smacked down for his behavior already if the administration wasn’t walking on eggshells because of the family’s refugee status.

      1. cyto

        Well, to be fair .. if you were 11 years old and had to flee your home to a completely different continent where nobody speaks your language because people were trying to kill you, you might have a little bit of an attitude problem at school too….

    8. This is Maryland, where the house of delegates voted to become a “sanctuary state”. You’d have to look towards New York, maybe Massachussetts to find a deeper blue state. And Montgomery County is like the bluest of the blue, maybe just short of Baltimore City. I would bet anything that there are a number of people in MoCo who see the odd rape as an acceptable loss in the greater struggle for “immigration justice”.

      1. R C Dean

        I would bet anything that there are a number of people in MoCo who see the odd rape of someone they don’t know as an acceptable loss in the greater struggle for “immigration justice”.

        It never ceases to amaze me how willing people who pride themselves on their compassion and community-mindedness are nonetheless willing for other people to pay any price for the greater good.

        1. Oh, forget people they don’t know. That’s just standard-grade villainy. A good friend of mine who has gone full-on deranged decided with his wife that they are enrolling their children in a local public school that has a horrible reputation rather than send them to a private school they can afford, because, and this is nearly a direct quote, “it wouldn’t be right to deprive the district of funding just because [they’re] white and privileged.” True believers will literally sacrifice their own children in the belief that it will somehow improve the results they’re getting from the state.

          1. l0b0t

            But, but, the district is being funded by them via property taxes whether or not they have kids at all.

      2. Mike Schmidt

        Collateral damage in the Great Woke War

  4. dbleagle

    Obama and his minions will never go away will they? They are the toenail fungus of America.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      What gets me is the uber-arrogance on display, They act is if they broke the mould on things when in fact they’re just mold breathing in the walls.

  5. Why not just research the game? There is plenty of entertainment value right there.

    The next best thing would be a documentary using interviews with players, footage from the dugout, etc.

    1. Rewatch, not research.

    2. Volren

      But then you couldn’t have close-up human drama of the backup lineman’s baby mama holding up their infant and breaking into tears in close up. Or whatever.

      1. Volren

        Ugh you’d think I’d take five seconds to proofread. And maybe buy a thesaurus.

    3. The Last American Hero

      I hope Michael Bay does the movie. He’ll cast some talentless model as the ball girl, and we’ll get some memorable slo-mo shots.

  6. Just a thought not a sermon

    “One of the most schizophrenic and exciting games I can remember is being made into a movie.”

    What would a movie about a single game have that a recording of the game itself wouldn’t have? Is there some crying need for Kris Bryant to be played by Leonardo DiCaprio or something?

    1. Look, man, I don’t make the news. I just report the news. Or, um, report on the reports of the news. And in one case today, I reported on a report in the news that had been re-reported once already.

      1. Agent Cooper

        Quite a retort about your report, er re-report.

      2. commodious spittoon

        It sounds like a gun range with all these reports.

    2. cyto

      I am just imagining Leonardo DiCaprio delivering the line “someone set us up the bomb.”

  7. Just a thought not a sermon

    “The Panama Canal for Norsemen.”

    I’m trying to figure out a way to turn “Valhalla, I am coming” into a palindrome, a la A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

    1. Number.6

      Ahhhh-ahhh-hhha-hhhha works pretty well.

      1. Mainer

        I lol’ed out loud at that

        1. Number.6

          You need to see an opthamologist for that, you do,

    2. A man, a plan, a canal, St. Lawrence Seaway!

  8. Slammer

    RIP Chuck Barris

    He finally got the Big Gong.

    1. Aw man… we need more like him. And yes, I like schlocky TV.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        You think we need more CIA assassins?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I’d watch a revise version of the Gong Show.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        revised

        1. Agent Cooper

          Like a revisionist history of The Gong Show? Or like a re-boot?

          1. cyto

            Isn’t that called America’s Got Talent?

      2. Mainer

        With Senator Jean Shaheen the Dancin’ Machine

    3. Max Coins

      Didn’t this guy already die the other day?

      1. Gadianton

        Chuck Berry (the musician) died the other day. Different guy.

        1. Max Coins

          Just a sick joke… 😉

          1. Agent Cooper

            Do we need a sarcasm font here?

          2. Mike Schmidt

            I don’t know. What do you think?

  9. That ship tunnel better have a couple of Viking Longships issue out of it, for the inaugural use.

    1. Romero was rushed to the hospital for urgent treatment for horrific injuries to his rectal area.

      STEVE SMITH CHEER BULL ON!

      1. Slammer

        SMITH SMITH GO OLÉ IN YOUR HOLÉ

        1. Teenage Girl

          Eewwww!

        2. *studio audience applause*

    2. PieInTheSKy

      You mess with the bull …

  10. Count Potato

    I’m no fan of Tomi Lahren. But if you follow the link in this article how she is “openly racist”, it reads nothing of the sort.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/03/21/tomi_lahren_reveals_she_s_pro_choice_enjoys_alt_right_support.html

    Why can’t the media realize that all this wolf crying is dangerous? It’s only going to lead people to ignore actual racism.

    1. John Titor

      It’s the only trick they’ve got right now, collapse everyone who disagrees with them into some kind of ‘racist alt-right’ category that they hope delegitimizes them. When in reality it’s just exposing their dishonesty, at least to anyone who isn’t a true believer in the first place.

      1. Count Potato

        I was flipping through the channels the other night, and Hannity was using the term “alt-left”. Oddly, he was using to refer to examples of mainstream media being anti-Trump. So it’s bunch of word games on both sides.

        1. John Titor

          I saw “alt-left” used by moderates on left wing sites after the election in an attempt to distance themselves from the social justice warriors. It doesn’t really work because the social justice crowd is a core, approved part of the left while the alt-right basically represents everything the conservatives don’t want to be seen as and are understandably hated.

          Of course there will be word games on either side, but I wouldn’t take Hannity as an indicator of anything but his own stupidity personally.

          1. Count Potato

            I don’t watch Hannity. I think he’s a blowhard. Regardless, then it would seem that he and the Democrats are using the term for two different things. As far as “alt-right”, at first I thought it referred to people on the right who don’t fit social conservative identity politics (Milo is gay, That Guy T is black, Blaire White is trans, etc.) or don’t hold socially conservative views. The Kek meme warriors and 4chan crowd probably aren’t big on going to church. I did not know about Richard Spencer the earlier “race realist” definition.

          2. Number.6

            Don’t forget the MGTOW/anti-feminist constituency.

            And really, the “race realists” were the formative group. Paleo-alt-right, one might say, if one wanted to confuse the shit out of all the onlookers.

          3. commodious spittoon

            It gets dumber the deeper it goes.

          4. Count Potato

            Modern feminism is so solidly leftist that being ant-feminist is mainstream right at this point.

    2. Suthenboy

      If you have the stomach for it dive into the twitter feeds of some of the super proggies. They actually believe their own bullshit. Their heads are full of two dimensional, flat stereotype villains. I think the effort to cultivate useful idiots has come into fruition and it aint purty. I dont know what we are going to do with them. dbleagle said it well higher up…they are like toenail fungus.

      1. Count Potato

        While one could argue that toenail fungus is violating some inter-species NAP, at least it’s acting in it’s own self-interest. Not all progressives are white. Even if you accept their absurd contention that there is no such thing as anti-white racism. Non-white progressives are definitely not acting in their best interest by making the word “racist” a toothless slur, cast wildly, and devoid of denotation. Humans have a long history of actual, straight-up, violent racism. Just because it barely exists in the West now, doesn’t mean it couldn’t rise again in the future.

      2. That’s absolutely right. When I make the mistake of discussing politics or political philosophy or social issues with progressives and challenge them on some point that they can’t defend, there’s always this weird moment where it’s as if they’re having an internal monologue with one side throwing every single logical fallacy it can think of against another side that’s starting to doubt the authorized view. The brainwashing will usually hold, and they’ll come back with something about racism, or attack my sources, anything other than a direct rebuttal of my argument.

        Generally speaking these people aren’t arriving at their positions via thoughtful consideration based on first principles. They don’t question their assumptions too closely because they don’t want to arrive at unwanted conclusions. If you upset that house of cards, they react angrily and emotionally, but, ironically, they refuse to admit that they hold some beliefs for illogical reasons.

        This has been one of my major problems with that other site. Libertarianism isn’t conservatism, but conservatives are much more likely allies, and better ones at that. I’ve gotten into a good many debates with conservatives and while we’ve had to agree to disagree from time to time I don’t remember a single one that got personal or emotional. And hell, on several occasions the person I was talking to wound up saying something to the effect of, “I’m not saying what I believe makes sense, it’s just the way I feel about X.” I can respect that, even if I don’t agree.

        1. DOOMco

          agreed.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Dead thread? Who cares. Just want to say that’s been my experience with conservatives as well. Progressive are just out of their minds at the moment. You can just ignore them.

        3. butt-head

          I know progressives have been the focus for us all lately because of their utter unhinged-ness, but let’s not forget the intractability of law-and-order and war-making conservatives. I have as much trouble / it’s as unpleasant (if not more) talking to cop-extolling conservatives about issues like the drug war and police unaccountability and the unjust justice system in general as I do with most progs about their weird ‘virtues.’

    3. Why would you mention “media” right after you post a Salon link? Was there a media outlet that had reported in what Salon wrote? Because I see no direct link to the media from that screeching bunch of baboons with typewriters over at Salon.

      1. Number.6

        Hang on – if I understand you correctly, there’s a finite, if tiny possibility that Salon might, one day, turn out an article that will be as good as the Complete Works of Shakespeare?

        Not possible!

        1. That’s crazy talk. I said baboons, not monkeys.

      2. Count Potato

        It was a Slate link. Not that it matters. The web is media just as much as the screeching bunch of baboons with teleprompters are media. I remember how all the three major networks and CNN were going on about how the Tea Party was racist, without a shred of evidence.

      3. Mad Scientist

        The media is mostly screeching baboons, so Slate is perfectly qualified to join their ranks.

        1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

          Some outlets are Gibbering Gibbons.

    4. Brett L

      Huh. I just read something somewhere else that said that coming out as pro-choice on The View was an attempt to jump into the main(er) stream media markets. Fox News must need another blonde who is consevatish.

      1. Count Potato

        A massive number of women left Fox this past year.

    5. coax

      But if you’re alt-right then of course you’d be pro-eugenics because that’s the obviously racist choice. Not that it applies to the left of course.

    6. “Actual racism” is hating on white people, right?

    7. Count Potato

      Sorry, if this comes out as gibberish

      1. Count Potato

        It came out as blank. I was trying to post this:

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7eCA1pVsAA4Ohb.jpg

        1. Agent Cooper

          Well, that is certainly gibberish.

        2. Agent Cooper

          I hope she dies in a car accident.

          Is that too Glibertarian of me?

  11. John Titor

    One of the most schizophrenic and exciting games I can remember is being made into a movie. Let’s hope they keep Michael Bay out of it.

    *Hollywood executive board*

    “Hey, let’s try to make baseball interesting!”
    “Brilliant Steve, have some money!”

    1. Number.6

      In my sleep deprived state, my immediate reaction was “I don’t even know John Titor – how does he know about that scratch game of Unknown Armies we set up where we woke up 3 days later with tiny runes tattooed over our bodies, an empty fridge and several house pets missing?”

    2. SimonD

      “—Let’s hope they keep Michael Bay out of it.—”

      I don’t know. Having killer robots blowing shit up just may make baseball watchable.

  12. Jefe Hayek

    Dat alt-text

    1. Tonio

      Indeed.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    No good deed ever goes unpunished.

    General Mills PR flacks have decided that making a few donations and engaging in some dubious publicity stunts will make them look like a model corporate citizen. However, the latest gimmick of sending out a mix of wildflower seeds to help bees has backfired.

    A lot of “concerned” people are worried that the plants won’t help the bees and will in fact make things worse.

    “At worst these things can potentially introduce weedy plants where they might not currently exist,” said Eric Mader, a native plant specialist with the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, which advises General Mills on its pollinator conservation program. “At best … I don’t know if there is a best.”

    Why the fuck do companies think that they can make nice with the crazies?

    In the story, it is revealed that GM gave $4M to the Xerces Society. I’m really hoping that this year they give nothing and I see Eric Mader standing in a clump of flowers by a freeway exit ramp begging for change.

    1. Suthenboy

      They need to catch up. Bees are recovering just fine, exactly what anyone with knowledge of how biology works knew they would.

    2. WTF

      Whenever I see this “OMG the bees!!11!!” crap on derpbook I like to point out that honeybees are not native to North America and are in fact an invasive species introduced by Europeans in the 1600s.

      1. UnCivilServant

        The Columbian Exchange was one of the best things to come out of the age of exploration.

      2. Speaking of BEEEZZZZ – I have a proto idea for an article about honey – and the tariffs imposed on foreign honey, along with the huge amount of black market honey that comes in from China. Lots of parallels to the drug war and also a story about how the tariffs keep the local producers in business.

        1. westernsloper

          I hope you write it. I have not heard of those shenanigans.

        2. WTF

          I can’t recall where it was now, but I read an article a while ago on various honeys from the supermarket being tested, and finding that many of them, such as the Chinese imports, weren’t pure honey but rather flavored and colored corn syrup or combination of something along those lines. I wish I could remember where I saw it.

          1. There are ways to find out where honey came from based testing the pollen.

            But there is a way (legal too!) to filter out the pollen, making such honey impossible to determine where it came from,

            related article:
            https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/hsi-chicago-seizes-nearly-60-tons-honey-illegally-imported-china

        3. As an interested mead consumer, I would ask that you write this article, plz!

          1. Number.6

            The only way to consume mead is to quaff it.

            Preferably from the skull of a defeated foe. Bikini-clad cuties arrayed around the throne are welcome accessories too.

          2. Brett L

            So there’s a guy at the end of the block I’m moving to next week who sells locally grown honey — hopefully by the 5 gallon bucketful. I just ran across my carboy and airlock, which need a good cleaning but appear functional. I’m going into production — probably May, because I’m going to be, uh, “bringing out the potential” of the new house for about a month.
            (It’s actually in good shape, but the Mrs. sees more potential than I can afford in time and money, but she’s going to get as much as she can.)

      3. So are cows.

        And horses.

        And white people.

        Before the Europeans introdues honeybees, flowers were pollinated by chupacabras.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      What are you trying to tell me? Dawn soap doesn’t clean birds after an oil spill?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        You gotta use 20 Mule Team Borax for that. Dawn makes the birds’ feathers so soft and gentle that they can’t be used for flying anymore.

        1. Chipwooder

          Borax is a great thing to keep around the house. Has many useful applications, even beyond cleaning – an insecticide made from mint jelly and borax is the only thing I’ve ever tried that keeps those damned sugar ants out of my kitchen for any length of time.

        2. Banjos

          I make my own laundry detergent with borax, washing soda, and oxi clean. More effective than the vast majority of laundry detergent for a fraction of the price.

          1. Banjos

            Also, instead of using dishwashing machine detergent. I fill the cup in the machine 3/4 with baking soda, fill the remainder with salt, then put a few drops of Dawn in. More effective than the vast majority of detergents for a fraction of the cost.

          2. Banjos

            And don’t get me started on the power of baking soda and vinegar. I’ve gotten rid of more piss and puke stains out of couches and mattresses than I can count with baking soda and vinegar.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            Thanks for revisiting ‘Stories of my grandma’, Banjos.

          4. Banjos

            Your grandma sounds awesome.

  14. Rufus the Monocled

    Re Obama lies (and there have been many), how about the time they blamed the Benghazi attacks on the video?

    I’m also not convinced he ‘evolved’ on gay marriage.

  15. Haybob

    Was listening to some audio from the Gorsuch witch trial on my way to work. The Democrats should just stop now to save themselves because he was killing it.

    1. Suthenboy

      No, they should stay the course. I want them to completely kill any credibility they have left.

      1. RBS

        All they know is double down.

    2. Tonio

      Gorsuch totally pwned Sen Coons of Delaware.

      1. Chipwooder

        What he did to Feinstein was even more impressive. She looked like she wanted to fall into a sinkhole and disappear.

        1. Tonio

          Was unaware of that. Will have to check it out later. Thanks.

          1. Chipwooder

            Here it is.

        2. Hyperion

          She looked like she wanted to fall into a sinkhole and disappear.

          That actually needs to happen, like now.

    3. Brett L

      They can’t. When they see media coverage, they’re like Paul Newman in Slapshot “Scouts?”. It doesn’t matter that its bad coverage, they’re like moths to a flame.

  16. I had some crappy sleep last night so my posts will contain a higher percentage of gibberish than normal.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I usually find after a night of poor sleep that everybody else is less coherent than normal while I remain my normal model of sterling clarity.

    2. Number.6

      Monstrous – and I mean *monstrous* – fart from our dog woke me up at 3.15 this morning, ruining my sleep.

      Dogs and sheetrock walls hit hardest.

      1. Well the best looking woman in the company decided to park herself in the IT department today… she looks quite a bit like Marisa Tomei.

        1. not meant as a reply

        2. Number.6

          Hey, that’s a way to improve my day anyway.

          We’re talking “Cousin Vinny” vintage Marisa Tomei? If not, send her back and order a “Firefly” vintage Morena Baccarin – or even a “Firefly” vintage Christina Hendricks if it comes to that.

          1. more of a “The Wrestler” era Tomei. So MILF-hot.

          2. Chipwooder

            Works for me. That woman has aged like Chateau Lafite Rothschild.

      2. Chipwooder

        I was awoken at 5 by a sharp pain in my thigh. If I suddenly disappear from here, it’s because blood clots killed me.

        I have no idea if that’s what it was, but the clotting mutation runs in my family (killed my grandmother, almost killed my mother) and I’ve gotten paranoid about them.

        1. Scotticus Finch

          Don’t rule out shingles. Worst pain I’ve ever felt.

          JFC, when did I get so old?

    3. Agent Cooper

      Unpossible!

  17. Alamo Rangers detain man in Speedo riding wooden pony with rubber chicken

    “Uh oh, I’m going to jail,” said Silver, who had no intention of hurting or offending anyone with his actions.

    But he didn’t go to jail after all. Police arrived at the scene following Silver’s detainment for at least an hour and they told the rangers he legally did not do anything wrong, Silver said. He didn’t go nude, which Silver said rangers were worried he would do, so he could not be charged with indecent exposure just for showing off his underwear, he said.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I’m sure the Rangers who put him in cuffs were scolded right? Someone sat them down and told them that they can’t just cuff any citizen they feel like and not expect some repercussions.

    2. Number.6

      If it had been Austin, he would have got a grant from the Austin Performing Arts Council, and pride of place in the city “Let your Freak Flag Fly” parade.

    3. Brett L

      At least they didn’t taze or shoot him.

    4. SimonD

      meh.

      An ‘artist’ with a publicity stunt.

      I wouldn’t be averse to a little bit of mild police brutality in this case.

  18. The internet is not happy with the new Wonder Woman’s armpits

    The trailer for the new Wonder Woman movie was finally released, and it’s clear that Diana Prince (played by Gal Gadot) is going to kick some major butt. She’s fierce, brilliant, and an all-around tough girl, to say the least. But that’s not what the internet is talking about right now. It’s her hairless armpits.

    In the trailer, we see Diana lifting a car (yes, a car) and throwing it down a street. We’re able to get a solid view of her armpits, which happen to be freshly shaven and seem to be digitally bleached. As you can imagine, people are angry.

    Because, according to fans, how does Wonder Woman have time to groom her armpits when she’s busy fighting the conflicts of the world?

    More specifically, why would an Amazon with no previous contact with the outside world care about hair under her armpits?

    1. Haybob

      She’s a hypoallergenic Amazon?

    2. RBS

      Except, she has had plenty of contact with the “outside” world.

    3. Michael

      I clicked the link within the article. Almost all of the embedded Tweets complaining about the lack of pit bush were made by what appear to be creepy middle aged men. My guess is that it was far too difficult to turn “they should have shown more close-ups of her bare feet” into anything resembling a feminist battle cry.

    4. PieInTheSKy

      Amazons are have naturally hairless bodies everyone knows that

    5. Chipwooder

      So, tooling around in an invisible jet is commonplace for an Amazon but basic grooming isn’t?

    6. Slammer

      She needs to cut off one of her tits to be authentic.

    7. Why would an Amazon be able to lift a car and throw it down the street?

      1. The Last American Hero

        Because their potential isn’t stunted by exposure to The Patriarchy, duh.

  19. You know who else prepared their country to go to war with the Russians…

    Sweden preparing nuclear fallout bunkers across the country amid fear of Russian war

    A system of 65,000 bunkers was established in the Cold War to protect the population from nuclear war with the Soviet Union.

    According to MSB, the bunkers currently protect against blast and radiation as well as chemical or germ warfare.

    With a distinctive logo, they can easily be located by civilians seeking shelter.

    But with fears growing over threat posed by Vladimir Putin and his resurgent Russia they are being reviewed to make sure they are ready.

    Russian military drills in the region have raised fears among neighbouring nations that an attack could happen in the coming months.

    1. John Titor

      Well you could just suck up to them while proclaiming your ‘neutrality’ like you did with Nazi Germany Sweden.

    2. Tonio

      If those shelters are ever needed I can see some interesting situations arising wrt MENA immigrants.

    3. Those aren’t fallout shelters. They’re rape dens for their visitors from Syria to use.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    I can’t believe there isn’t a link to the excellent job Minnesoda’s senators have done in ferreting out the crypto-fascist Gorsuch.

    Klobuchar totally p0wned him on his hidden sexism in writing that only a man can be president.

    1. Chipwooder

      Franken was yet another senator who Gorsuch pantsed.

      1. RBS

        I just do not get how anyone can take Franken seriously and yet, the left loves him.

        1. Chipwooder

          Minnesota, man. I’m choosing to blame Jimbo.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            TUNDRA TOO!!!!!

        2. Mainer

          He’s an intellectual, don’t you know. Look at those glasses.

        3. They love him because they know he literally stole an election. And the fact that he got away with it and that led to the 60 seat supermajority that allowed O-care to be imposed on America is reason enough for them to lionize him and overlook all of the retarded ass shit he says every day.

  21. STEVE SMITH WAS YOUNG ONCE. HAVE FIRST DATE WITH GOAT.

    Cleveland County’s Bigfoot Jr.

    In January, 1979 a Cleveland County man found the body of a grown goat dead of a broken neck. A search party invaded the woods and found tracks like those of an ape and a den under the roots of a huge tree. A local radio station latched onto the story – even broadcasting remotely from the site – and the search for “Bigfoot, Jr.” was on!

  22. Ivanka Trump’s White House Gig Is an Insult to Working Women
    There’s a word for this: nepotism.

    Ivanka Trump sits with foreign dignitaries during important meetings, is setting up an office in the White House, is being issued government communications devices, and is seeking national security clearance. What’s she doing exactly? Nobody knows. What qualifies her? Apparently, being the president’s daughter.

    There’s a word for this: nepotism. And it makes everything Ivanka has done up to this point to position herself as an example for working women into a farce. By taking this role, Ivanka is taking away a life-changing opportunity from another woman, who undoubtedly would have more expertise than the first daughter.

    Trump’s spinners will argue the arrangement is not a violation of federal nepotism laws because Ivanka is not being given a salary or title — a stunning symbol of privilege in itself. Ivanka’s too wealthy to need the salary and too well-known to need a title, a slap in the face to women who have toiled for years, for little pay, hoping to work up the ladder and obtain a White House job one day.

    1. UnCivilServant

      In a similar vein, I only recently discovered that the First Lady has federally funded staff.

      Why?

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I’m surprised Bill Clinton never used the argument that the position of First Lady is “taking away a life-changing opportunity from another woman.”

      2. Suthenboy

        I seem to remember the Wookie jetting all over the world for months at a time with her 200 closest friends on the taxpayer dime to the tune of tens of millions. I am sure if we look back we can find where these same people were complaining about Meeeshelz privilege.

        1. Tonio

          ^This. And they have also started talking about taxpayers and tax dollars. Their hypocrisy is stunning.

        2. Number.6

          Musta been a bit of a comedown really.

          Air Force 1 and heavier-than-airs are OK I guess, but they’re pretty tame hooptys compared to the Millenium Falcon.

      3. Mainer

        Hey, the wife of the mayor of New York has a paid staff; you want the wife of the President to go without ?

    2. John Titor

      “If only we had all voted for the wife of a former President who received pretty much all her positions and influence due to her connection with said President, this wouldn’t have happened.”

      1. UnCivilServant

        Well, of course, That president’s daughter would have had a salary!

        1. Mainer

          +600,000

    3. Ivanka needs to be at home with her kid. She also needs to be making more babies, and making her husband a sandwich.

      1. Agent Cooper

        Or she could just come over to my house …

        1. IKR? She makes the best sandwiches.

          Or, are you talking about something else?

          1. Agent Cooper

            Think euphemistically.

          2. Mike Schmidt

            I would love it if Ivanka and Dana Perino made me a sandwich

    4. Pope Jimbo

      Wasn’t Chelsea Clinton just put on a board for six figures by Barry Diller recently? Is that not nepotism because Diller isn’t related to her?

      1. UnCivilServant

        Is that not nepotism because Diller isn’t related to her?

        Correct, that’s cronyism.

      2. Chipwooder

        Just the latest in a serious of cushy sinecures for her.

        1. Chipwooder

          Or series. I’ve heard it both ways.

          /Shawn Spencer

    5. Tonio

      But nobody batted an eye when FLOTUS Hillary Clinton was sitting in on meetings, running a healthcare policy shop, etc.

      Seems like Ivanka is the de facto FLOTUS.

      You will notice there are no calls to defund FLOTUS, only complaints about a specific person.

      1. UnCivilServant

        Actually, I’m calling for a defunding of that “office”. The government has no business supporting a private citizen like that.

        1. westernsloper

          Agree 1000zillion% I don’t know at want point in history this started, but it needs to end. I have been bitching about it since the Hillary care team Tonio mentioned.

        2. Number.6

          Well, First Ladies have been interfering to some degree for a very long time. At some point it was obvious they’d need to delegate some of that meddling down to a bunch of peons.

        3. Tonio

          Oops, didn’t mean the folks here, UCS. That’s the assumed default libertarian position.

          I meant the progs on derpbook, etc.

          1. UnCivilServant

            I’m not a libertarian, but I accept your refinement of the referenced population to derpbook progs.

    6. Agent Cooper

      Technically it is nepotism, but I do believe that Ivanka has demonstrated on more than one occasion (The Apprentice series) that she is an independent thinker and has a fairly capable strategic mind. Also, she’s been heavily involved in the family business for quite awhile now and isn’t some half-assed know nothing.

  23. seen on twitter:

    Geoffrey Miller‏Verified account @primalpoly 19h19 hours ago
    SJW logic: reject old ideas from dead white males. Also, found whole ideology on Marx, Freud, Gramsci, Adorno, Marcuse, Derrida, & Foucault

    1. John Titor

      That was something I picked up in university in some of my Asian nationalism courses.

      Asian Marxist: Western ideologies are only designed to benefit the west and screw over non-Western countries.
      Me: Oh good, it’s not like Marx was a German writing in London or anything.

      1. Speaking of ol’ Marx- it seems (at least to me) that the left has become anti-intellectual, all while pretending to carry the very mantle of intellectualism.

        Except for the brief love of Piketty or Coates, do they churn out books that the actually read, quote, and use to bolster their arguments? It all is just a free form rehash of Marx.

        I’m no deep reader of weighty tomes – but I never heard of Gramsci, Adorno, Marcuse, Derrida, or Foucault.

        Maybe this is a sign of a “movement” that is intellectually exhausted.

        1. John Titor

          Foucault, Derrida and Gramsci are all pretty well known (Gramsci’s wrote early in the 20th century) but they’re largely restricted to university environments. Of course they also avoid the whole fact that Foucault was pretty disillusioned with the left in general in his later years and saw classical liberalism as a possible answer.

          But there’s certainly a degree of intellectual exhaustion in a movement that immediately tries to project Marxist theory onto every non-class relationship in human history. Third wave feminism was particularly lazy about this (sex is exactly like class!). It’s one of the reasons intersectionality became a thing, the Marxist mess collapsed in on itself.

          1. Foucault rings a distant bell but definitely not the others.

            But I was never a doctrinaire liberal – and I assume that’s the way with most of the left. It’s about the feelssss.

          2. I remember a few references to Gramsci in some international relations theory classes, and my wife read some Foucault in some postgrad theory of ed courses, but that’s about it. I don’t think the left is really doing much in the marketplace of ideas, these days.

          3. John Titor

            When and where did you go to school? World systems theory is standard in IR now in my experience, and Foucault is central in a bunch of sociology and criminology courses.

          4. UMBC in the single-digit oughts. By and large the emphasis was on neoliberalism, primarily various takes on “complex interdependence”, and neorealism, the latter either in a positive or negative context depending on the professor. Touched on constructivism a little bit, maybe a smidge of “English school” here, but mostly those two.

        2. PieInTheSKy

          How does one define intellectual in this context?

      2. Volren

        I would have agreed with him.

        “I know, Marx screwed you guys good and hard, right?”

  24. Jefe Hayek

    Little girl takes Pope’s Zucchetto

    In a more civilized time, this girl would have been burned at the stake. Now she gets worldwide media attention and a laugh from the Pope. Millennials, smgdh

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Seriously, she should at least have to stand barefoot in the snow outside the Pope’s palace for a few days.

    2. WTF

      Little girl takes Pope’s Zucchetto

      Are we still doing euphemisms?

      1. Jefe Hayek

        If by “we” you mean the Pope and by “euphemisms” you mean little girls…yes??

    3. Pope Jimbo

      HOW DID YOU GUYS LEARN WHAT MY PET NAME FOR MY GENITALIA WAS?!!?!

    4. Homple

      Dinner guests have spoken well of my Zucchetto carbonara.

  25. westernsloper

    Are we all less safe when a politician lies*? Susan Rice wants you to think so.

    Do you mean this Susan Rice?

    Fuck that cunt.

    1. Number.6

      She would. It’s Philosopher Kings and Noble Lies all the way down.

      Yeah, I’m back on my “Fuck Plato up the azz with a woodchipper” jag again.

      1. SimonD

        From what I’ve seen of history, there have been very few true Philosopher Kings. However, it seems the next guy ALWAYS takes the power the Philosopher was given and uses it to become a raging tyrant.

    2. SimonD

      Well, I don’t know about us being less safe when a politican lies, but we’re certainly less safe when a trouser stain like Susan Rice has her grubby little paws on the levers of power.

      I’m certainly not convinced Trump is the answer, but he’s ten thousand percent better than the available alternatives were.

    3. Just Say’n

      I’ve come to the conclusion that either the Washington Post is slowly becoming the Onion or that they no longer teach ‘irony’ at universities.

      Talk about an awful appeal to authority.

  26. Yesterday, Limbaugh was saying that failure to pass RyanCare/TrumpCare would mean that tax reform would fail, as well.

    The implication is that the “conservatives” in Congress who don’t like RyanCare/TrumpCarr need to suck it up, or else they won’t get what they want.

    What I want to know is, which Congressmen are such yellow-bellied traitors that they would vote against tax reform if TrumpCare/RyanCare Isn’t passed?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I don’t know which ones, but you know they exist, and there only need to be a couple in the Senate to flip things.

    2. Chipwooder

      It would be easier and much quicker to compile a list of those congressmen who AREN’T such yellow-bellied traitors.

    3. Hyperion

      “which Congressmen are such yellow-bellied traitors that they would vote against tax reform if TrumpCare/RyanCare Isn’t passed?”

      I’ll name a few. Ryan, McCain, Graham…

    4. Brett L

      Bring it. I am equally not looking forward to the Chamber of Commerce/H&R Block Christmas Tree that they will call “tax reform”.

      1. You make an excellent point, unfortunately.

        I heard that Pres. Trump’s proposed budget involved actual cuts to departments (the saved money was shifted to the military, though). I heard Republican lawmakers saying that the budget was irresponsible, and my head caught fire, which was awkward, since the fire hazard is at level red ’round here.

  27. Rufus the Monocled

    Trudeau ethics on display:

    http://globalnews.ca/news/3325050/justin-trudeau-aga-khan-island-trip-125k-bill/

    Pft. He’s a piker compared to Obama.

    1. UnCivilServant

      To be fair, his government credit card has a lower limit that Barry O’s

    2. The Elite Elite

      Hey, he has a very good reason for spending all that money. It’s 2017.

  28. John Titor

    Bah, I’m having a stupid pissing match with Jesse Walker now.

    1. Number.6

      Squeeze the end. Makes the stream go further.

      So a friend told me once.

    2. Private or publicly on “that other site?”

      1. John Titor

        Other Site, dumb argument about the use of term ‘Trump Era’. I’m pretty much bored with it but he pissed me off by being a condescending ass.

        1. Number.6

          Trump Era? He gets his own era already?

          The Cretaceous Era wants a recount.

          1. Eras are determined by electoral votes, not popular votes.

        2. UnCivilServant

          Earned Run Average? Is there a Trump that players Baseball?

        3. Chipwooder

          ERA isn’t a great stat anyway. What’s Trump’s FIP?

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Maybe Voros McCracken can make his way over here to explain.

          2. robc

            While it is far from perfect, as traditional stats go, ERA actually isnt that bad.

        4. Raven Nation

          Wow! That was very condescending. I’ve not noticed JW use that tactic before when he engages in the comments but maybe I’ve missed something.

        5. Just Say’n

          That site has been overrun by Leftist trolls

        6. Do you think he’s wading into the comments and, dare I say, acting a smidge trollish because the commentariat (at least the commentariat that matters) has left? I mean, Jesus, it’s a ghost town over there. And the people who are left? Yeeeesh.

    3. DOOMco

      I’M NOT WRONG YOURE WRONG

  29. Sour Kraut

    Rachel Maddow compares 2017 Russian hack to start of Cold War

    In February of last year a top adviser to Vladimir Putin threatened at a Russia event, that Russia had developed its information warfare abilities to such an extent that it would turn the world on its axis. In terms of the balance of internaitonal power. That the United States would no longer be seen as the pre-eminent world power — In fact we would be matched.

    ZOMG there are state-sponsored hackers in Russia?? how does Maddow keep getting these game changing scoops???

    1. Number.6

      I dunno, but word is, she’ll explain that in tonight’s show – AFTER the commercial break.

      1. Suthenboy

        She still has a show?

        1. Number.6

          It keeps her mom off the street.

    2. John Titor

      Notice how they don’t give a damn about China’s massive state sponsored hacking and misinformation programs but obsess over the half-failed middle power petrostate with tons of long term problems? Oh, China just tried to hack the DoD again, that’s fine, but RUSSIA (allegedly) RELEASED INFORMATION ABOUT HOW CORRUPT THE DEMOCRATS ARE.

      1. UnCivilServant

        China is Trump’s bogeyman. They can’t feed his narrative.

      2. Sour Kraut

        the half-failed middle power petrostate

        Clearly you’re forgetting that, except for that Norwegian interloper, they still rule the chess stats.

        1. John Titor

          That must be how they’re secretly Machiavellian geniuses at manipulating foreign powers but can’t competently run their own state, we must close the 3D Chess Gap!

      3. Suthenboy

        Keep in mind that the greatest threat to anyone in power is not a foreign power but the people of the country that put them in power. Almost everything they do is to manipulate or bully their own people. The Ruskies cant do jack shit to us but we can sure as hell put a lot of pols out of their jobs.

        This always makes me think of Paris, the City of Light.

  30. Hyperion

    “Rand Paul says the Obamacare “repeal” bill doesn’t have the votes. He’s predicting that his party will pull the bill and start over. Hopefully they do and use his bill as a template.”

    I read Rand’s bill and not impressed with that either. Just kill the pile of dung already and forget about a replacement. Any replacement will eventually be worse than the ACA, since future administrations will be able to amend it.

    1. Number.6

      You’re advocating for ANARCHY, sir. ANARCHY!

      That kind of talk at this site is … oh, n/m.

      1. Hyperion

        You mean like the type of anarchy we had before the ACA was passed? Ok, anarchy it is.

    2. Rand’s bill allows companies to sell across state lines, gets rid of plan required coverage for shit that doesn’t apply (like birth control, Pap smears, colonoscopies, etc) and eliminates all forced participation. It’s a huge improvement.

      1. Suthenboy

        And provides for people to form collectives. Yes it is a huge improvement. Probably the best we can hope for. That’s why I knew the establishment R shitheads would not like it. Were it up to them they would keep Ocare. Thinking about them just pisses me off. I feel my hair starting to stand up.

        They have the house, the senate, and the oval office but somehow they still just cant do anything they promised.

        1. Hyperion

          Not the best we can hope for. Best we can hope for is repeal, no replace. That’s what the cowardly shitheads promised to do and tried to do when they knew they couldn’t do it.

          1. Suthenboy

            What I should have said was ‘best we are likely to get’, but it would take some doing.

          2. Brett L

            Repeal no replace does NOT allow for selling across state lines or collectives, both better alternatives than the status quo ante.

          3. antisthenes

            The feds already f’ed up the health insurance and healthcare systems before O-care, so repeal would put us back in the same crappy situation that caused people to turn to Dem solutions in the first place.

            ” An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn’t certain of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: ‘Now your third wish. What will it be?’
            ‘Third wish?’ The man was baffled. ‘How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?’
            ‘You’ve had two wishes already,’ the hag said, ‘but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.’ She cackled at the poor berk. ‘So it is that you have one wish left.’
            ‘All right,’ said the man, ‘I don’t believe this, but there’s no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.’
            ‘Funny,’ said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. ‘That was your first wish.’ “

        2. Mainer

          It’s like you WANT David Muir or Scott Pelley to say mean things about them.

      2. Hyperion

        Not saying it’s not an improvement over Ryan’s Obamacare Lite, just saying that it will eventually be even worse, as any bill will be, because future administrations will amend it. We need to kill it now. Kill it before it multiplies.

        1. robc

          I think it is an improvement over repeal too.

          Repeal just takes us back to pre-Ocare levels of government interference in the health care market. Rand’s is an improvement over that.

  31. Hyperion

    Sound like Dreamers to you?

    Yes. What that stupid term means is ‘potential future Democrat voter’.

    1. Number.6

      We’re a quarter of the way into LBJ’s “200 years”. Gotta keep the pipeline filled.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    She still has a show?

    More popular than ever. She should be paying Trump a hefty portion of her earnings, in tribute. She’d be wherever Melissa Harris Perry is now, if Hillary had won.

    1. Volren

      Megyn Kelly should probably be paying Trump a nice percentage of whatever MSNBC is paying her as well.

  33. F. Stupidity Jr.

    More details coming out about the two illegal aliens that allegedly raped a 14 year old girl in the bathroom of a high school they all attend. The 18 and 17 year old freshmen from Guatemala and El Salvador both have outstanding immigration orders against them and at least one was stopped in Texas seven months ago after he entered the country. Sound like Dreamers to you? 17 and 18 year old freshmen. Needless to say, there are a lot of people in deep blue Montgomery County right now that are rethinking things.

    As has been explained countless times, these two young men are simply here to earn money to feed their families, so stop separating families. Not a single immigrant comes to this country to do anything else. Everyone knows that the real perpetrators – I call them “perpe-traitors” – are wealthy white men, probably members of a fraternity.

    1. Number.6

      Trying to carve out their share of the American Dream.

      It’s like you don’t even propaganda, dude.

      1. Tonio

        STEVE SMITH APPROVE THEIR VERSION OF AMERICAN DREAM.

      2. F. Stupidity Jr.

        It’s like you don’t even propaganda, dude.

        How dare you! I specifically used the current talking point of Stop Separating Families, #6. Granted, I should have capitalized it in the previous comment too, as to signal my comrades.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Everyone knows that the real perpetrators – I call them “perpe-traitors” – are wealthy white men, probably members of a fraternity.

    Skull and Bones strikes again!

  35. PieInTheSKy

    So I was reading this Kevin D. Williamson article and seeing the car in the picture reminded me that I can finally buy a v8 Mustang this year as the previous 6000 dollar tax on a 5 liter engine was repealed. Not that I would buy it but still.

    1. Homple

      Williamson keeps whooping up the production side of the economy but forgets consumption. However much wonderful stuff gets created, it’s all useless to people lacking the means to acquire it–i.e. a job, the way things work now anyway.

      I dunno. What do others think?

  36. bacon-magic

    Best. Alt-text. Ever.

    1. John Titor

      This site needs a Robby S

      No site needs a Robby Soave. What is actually needed is that Robby Soave needs to either be abandoned in the woods with a knife or trained to be a real man by any of the 80s greatest action heroes.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Someone like Paul Reubens?

        1. The Last American Hero

          Laugh all you want, but as I recall, PeeWee made it clear across the country to get his bicycle with nothing but the clothes on his back and his wits. The dude was resourceful as hell.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        No need for that. Just give his car a flat tire and steal his AAA card. He’ll be helpless.

      3. Number.6

        Just steal the latest version of Journolist email group and send out an open invite to this site.

        Then we’ll have lots of campus free speech stories.

    2. Mainer

      It’s always projection, isn’t it. Allowing controversial speakers impinges on the liberty of the students; it’s a form of bullying; it actually stifles debate. It’s always projections and opposite day.

    3. Suthenboy

      Someone forgot the but rule right out of the gate. “We defend free speech and it is essential to education BUT…”

      1. Mainer

        Progs like big buts.

    4. Volren

      The progs have the best hypocrisy. Someone needs to package some of their nonsense up as a Trump quote and post it on one of their social media cesspits and watch as they pile on with a complete lack of self-awareness.

      “Look, I love free speech. Love it. I’m the biggest free speech lover there is. But this is hate speech. Hate speech. It’s not free speech. These people, they have no idea what they’re talking about. They just make up these lies, and that denies my humanity. Denies it. It’s the worst. You know what the worst part of it is? They know they’re lies. Total lies. Big, fat, whopper lies. These have been debunked so often…I’m just saying. We shouldn’t need to listen to them anymore. We should just shut them up.”

      1. R C Dean

        That’s uncanny. Well done.

    5. PieInTheSKy

      Also

      Virginia College Students Complain Of ‘Racial Battle Fatigue’ Due To Traumatic Microaggressions

      http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/20/virginia-college-students-complain-of-racial-battle-fatigue-due-to-traumatic-microaggressions/#ixzz4c41tdpfN

      1. Volren

        We know what that means. Break out the safe spaces with coloring books and puppies.

      2. Chipwooder

        VCU *sigh* how did I know?

        1. I remember the good old days when the most I’d have to hear from VCU students was when one would get into Sticky Rice on karaoke night and would embarrass himself by drunkenly trying to sing Brown Eyed Girl. Now I have to read about them being butthurt over microagressions online from Texas?

          Are U of R kids just that much better? Or is it that they just have the decency to keep their whining to themselves?

          It’s like I can’t escape.

          1. Chipwooder

            I’m sure UR kids aren’t much better – after all, it’s just a safety school for rich suburban kids from NJ who didn’t get into Duke – but they aren’t as noisy. Plus there aren’t nearly as many of them. VCU’s enrollment is probably at least 5 times UR’s.

          2. Based on my memories, I enjoyed Potters Pub (when Rose was alive and before Tony ran it into the ground) and the U of R kids a lot more than the places I’d occasionally get stuck at on Grace Street (I’m drawing a blank on names. The Diner? I never went to Babe’s so I can’t count that.)

            I don’t know. I tried to stay in the west end anyway. More civilized drinkers there without all the college kids.

          3. R C Dean

            Potter’s Pub. Wow, that takes me back.

            When I was lawyering in Richmond, though, was back when the Shockoe Slip was reviving and had some nice places. Its been literally decades, though.

          4. Chipwooder

            So much has changed in Richmond. I grew up here, moved away in 1999, and when I moved back in 2011 it was like a completely different city. Some for the better – there are a shitload of excellent restaurants here now, for instance – and some for the worse. The influx of proggies fleeing the Northeast has not been ideal.

        2. TripodKat

          So many of my friends went there. Many of them think modern day feminism is cancer.

  37. np

    Maine Man

    Maine Coon

    1. Chipwooder

      Racist

  38. Chipwooder

    It’s sublimely hilarious that the press is trotting out Obama hacks with long records of lying like Susan Rice and Jen Pskai to write chin-tuggers about the dangers of dishonesty in the White House.

    1. Suthenboy

      The left are shameless, compulsive liars. They cant quit. They cant help themselves.

      *remembers shreek, Tony and a few others arguing that truth is irrelevant, end justifies means, serving the narrative is all that matters and that the deplorables are deplorable even when they are right they must be resisted*

      1. OMG, Tony. At least shreek was good for a laugh if you got him/her/it really going off the rails, but Tony just sucked.

        The amsoc phenomenon is interesting, though. I never did get the story of how someone…sane…got his handle.

        1. TripodKat

          No one got control of his handle. Someone made an amsoc handle with an “I” instead of an “L” in “socialist”.

          1. Mike Schmidt

            But the cool part is the original amsoc apparently abandoned it. The troll got out-trolled.

          2. TripodKat

            It was a beautiful thing! I’m guessing he goes by “DanO.” now?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Too hasty

    Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) doesn’t think the Senate should proceed forward with the Supreme Court nomination hearings as if there is no Russian smoke clouding President Trump’s nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.

    ———-

    Warren’s message is what all Democrats should be saying in public appearances. This is not about revenge or even Gorsuch’s stance on issues. This is about the investigation into Donald Trump’s ties to Russia. What kind of insane government would sit back and allow someone under investigation for treason to appoint a lifelong position to the highest place in the third arm of the government, part of the checks and balances that are supposed to make this country work.

    The founders never anticipated Congressional Republicans being willing to sell their own country out, so Congress is not functioning as a check and balance due to Republican cowardice or perhaps something more sinister.

    The only area of federal government left untainted by Russian control right now is the Supreme Court.

    Of course Donald Trump should not be allowed to choose someone to fill the seat that President Obama constitutionally should have filled, but didn’t because Republicans blocked Obama’s excellent choice for no reason.

    Obviously, impeachment is inevitable.

    Apparently, once Trump has been impeached, the Presidency will revert to his Democratic opponent, Hillary Clinton, because the Constitution was written a long time ago by a bunch of crackers who talked like fags.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      To be honest, was there any choice of Obama’s not excellent?

      1. The Last American Hero

        I’m pretty sure he preferred Chicago style pizza. Other than that, his record is spotless.

    2. Suthenboy

      She actually used the word ‘treason’? Did she give any details about how the russians are controlling this government and to what ends?

      If they are successful in crushing Trump I dont think they will like what comes next.

      1. Volren

        She’s presuming it’s not just him but presumably all congressional Rs, with possible exceptions for the ones who openly oppose Trump. Basically let’s flip the two elected branches on their heads and fill them with virtuous non-Russian tainted Dems.

        You’re right, if that somehow happened she’s really not going to like the long-term results.

    3. What kind of insane government would sit back and allow someone under investigation for treason to appoint a lifelong position to the highest place in the third arm of the government…

      Must be nice to not be subject to libel laws.

      1. Count Potato

        Wasn’t HRC more-or-less under investigation for espionage? Although, I guess technically there never was a specific charge since they never convened a grand jury.

        1. These fuckheads don’t even realize that a president can’t be charged with a crime while in office. So any investigation would have to be handed over to congress to bring impeachment proceedings forward. If a president is removed from office, only then can criminal charges, and that includes treason, be brought against that person.

          So whoever said that is demonstrably wrong.

          1. Count Potato

            I meant there was never a specific charge against Hillary.

          2. Oh I wasn’t refuting you. I was just making a statement and responding to you seemed like the best place to do it since that was the closest reply button when it popped into my head.

      2. Homple

        What kind of insane politician would accuse someone of treason without first looking up the constitutional definition of the alleged crime?

        1. DOOMco

          a blind partisan?

          1. R C Dean

            I was gonna say “a former Harvard Law prof.” Same thing, I suppose.

    4. Tonio

      Um, it’s not like Gorsuch is someone we’ve never heard of before. He’s been a federal judge for ten years. Congress had no trouble with him the last time they confirmed him.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        But the only area of federal government left untainted by Russian control right now is the Supreme Court. So why take the chance?

        1. PieInTheSKy

          I think there’s a joke about bodily fluids in there somewhere

          1. Chipwooder

            Pie, do you know why I only drink distilled water or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?

          2. BakedPenguin
    5. “This is not about revenge or even Gorsuch’s stance on issues.”

      And the warm moisture you’re feeling on your leg is rain.

      1. Suthenboy

        As I recall a number of D’s were explicit that they planned on doing this for revenge.

    6. PieInTheSKy

      I have to admit if Gorsuch is a Russian sleeper agent, you would have to give it to the Russians, they planned it well.

    7. Rasilio

      Wait I thought they all had dark tans and rapped?

  40. F. Stupidity Jr.

    At last, Jeffrey Epstein is a topic in the MSM:

    WaPo: Labor nominee Acosta cut deal with billionaire in sex abuse case involving 40 underage girls

    …Epstein’s unusually light punishment — he was facing up to a life sentence had he been convicted on federal charges — has raised questions about how Acosta handled the case.

    Former Palm Beach police chief Michael Reiter, whose department conducted the initial investigation into Epstein’s behavior, said in a civil lawsuit deposition that Epstein got off easy.

    “That wasn’t an appropriate resolution of this matter,” Reiter said, arguing that the charges leveled against Epstein were “very minor” compared with what the facts called for. In a letter to parents of Epstein’s victims, Reiter said justice had not been served.

    …Acosta did not return a call seeking comment. He explained his decision in a “To whom it may concern” letter that he released to news organizations three years after the decision: “The bottom line is this: Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, a billionaire, served time in jail and is now a registered sex offender. He has been required to pay his victims restitution, though restitution clearly cannot compensate for the crime.” Acosta wrote that the case against Epstein grew stronger over the years because more victims spoke out after Epstein was convicted.

    …In the 2011 letter explaining his decision in the Epstein case, Acosta said he backed off from pressing charges following “a year-long assault on the prosecution and the prosecutors” by “an army of legal superstars” who represented Epstein, including Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz; Kenneth Starr, who as independent counsel led the investigation that brought about President Bill Clinton’s impeachment; and some of the nation’s most prominent defense attorneys, such as Roy Black, Gerald Lefcourt and Jay Lefkowitz.

    …Acosta’s “intention was to indict, and he fought hard and tried to get the best deal he could,” Dershowitz said. “We outlawyered him.” Epstein did not return a call seeking comment.

    Well, this is the first I’ve ever heard of a wealthy client buying his way out of justice.

    1. Suthenboy

      If they dig too far into this what are the chances they will find a trail leading back to Clinton?

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        I can’t imagine another prosecutor doing any better under those circumstances, especially because others came forward after the conviction.

        The only possible way Clinton would face the music over this is if one of those girls was the daughter of someone else with money or power. I’m guessing Epstein doesn’t work that way.

        1. robc

          If others came forward after the conviction, then start a new trial for the new victims.

          I fail to see the problem here.

      2. SimonD

        Zero. They won’t dig that far.

  41. wchipperdove
    1. wchipperdove

      Damn. How do ya post a (worksafe) image to this joint?

      1. Only ZARDOZ knows.

        1. Number.6
        2. Number.6

          You picked exactly the same picture I tried to sneak in. And failed.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Is it just my imagination, or has Google News swerved sharply leftward? Maybe they have entered a contractual partnership with WaPo, because that seems to be where most of their stories come from.

    I need a new news aggregator. Suggestions?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Wait you mean these here links are not enough news?

  43. commodious spittoon

    Cautiously optimistic about The Dark Tower. I know I shouldn’t be given that most of King’s adaptations are crap.

    American Gods looks great, too.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Been meaning to watch more of the Dirk Gently series, but the first episode was scattered and mushy and I can’t look Elijah Wood without thinking about an Australian man in a dog suit.

    2. Brett L

      Come on, Idris Elba is going to look like a badass as a scruffy cowboy who don’t give a fuck and McConnaghey is going to do his weird, but effective screen chewing creepiness and its going to be great! I just hope they don’t soften Roland up.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Definitely. And it doesn’t follow the books, which is promising. I enjoyed a lot of the series, but King is terribly self-indulgent.

        1. BakedPenguin

          King is terribly self-indulgent.

          And very, very resistant to any editors’ god advice.

      2. commodious spittoon

        And I hope McConnaghey captures Eddie’s petulant loser character instead of recasting him as a badass.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Aw, hell. I assumed McConnaghey was Eddie. Seems like there won’t be an Eddie. Just the kid? Fuck!

          1. antisthenes

            Really? He even sort of looks like the Flagg character from the movie version of The Stand.

            Anyway, whenever I read TDT (especially as it slid further along into meta weirdness and self-indulgence) I always wished to have more time spent on the Western/dark fantasy backstory. There was one later book that was mostly flashback, which I did end up liking.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Thank god the boy has been rescued.

    Superintendent Susan Bohn emailed Lockhart High School parents on Monday to notify them of Fowlkes’ arrest and suspension.

    “Lockhart parents entrust their children to us every day, and it is something we do not take lightly. Student safety is the district’s most important priority,” said Bohn. “As soon as we learned of the report, we acted swiftly to involve law enforcement and CPS to conduct a thorough investigation. The district does not and will not tolerate any improper communication or contact between a teacher and child.”

    And- before you ask- wood, throbbing.

    My female high school teachers all looked like failed experiments from the Island of Dr Moreau.

    1. Agent Cooper

      She’s cute. But that face with those hands? Something is amiss.

      1. Agent Cooper

        Whoops. That was a shot of Debra Lafave.

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      There were a Trump-handful of high school and junior high teachers I had that weren’t flaming sacks of garbage. Nothing close to these hotties you see every week now.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        When I was in 9th grade, one of the English teachers was a Miami Heat dancer.

        Oh, the conversations that go on among 9th grade boys…

        1. a Miami Heat dancer

          Go on…

  45. Number.6

    You know, there’s an interesting confluence here, with the issue of Susan Rice’s egregious lying, the current mendacious evil of the left and their philosophical foundations, and ZARDOZ (the movie, not the Glibber).

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. BE WARNED, ASSOCIATING ZARDOZ WITH THE LIKE OF SUSAN RICE MAY GET BRUTAL #6 CLEANSED.

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Probably an attack by the alt-right.

      1. Brett L

        The Catholics are striking back!

        1. Number.6

          Well, Martin McGuinness croaked in January, so it would be a long shot.

          Other than that, The Troubles are kinda quiet at the moment.

        2. John Titor

          Guy Fawkes’s dumber, less creative descendant strikes again!

          1. Brett L

            There probably isn’t that much gunpowder on the whole island right now.

        3. peachy rex

          Take that, Oath of Supremacy!

  46. Number.6

    Da Fuck?

    Shooting at Parliament?

    Damn crazy cops. Had to be a cop – guns are banned in the UK!

    1. Number.6

      Heh. It was. Perp had knife.

    2. Suthenboy

      Apparently it was the cops doing the shooting. Damned racist cops shooting a dreamer.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    A narrow escape. I barely managed to get the teevee shut off before Trump came on.

    1. DOOMco

      And there was much rejoicing.

  48. Raston Bot

    for your 10-year old selves:

    high quality iconic Vader scene from Rogue One

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWXzZ_FdN0

    Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie.

    1. But not a very well run operation.

      1. __Warren__

        You are a sexy, beautiful man for linking to that. Do you mind if I put you in leather trousers and cover you in oil…for reasons?