Wait an effing second here Penguin, Becky walked off in a zombie* like state in last episodes’ cliffhanger ending and now she’s just hunky dory? This is some second rate soap opera bullshit is what this is!!1!!
*Zombie in the classic voodoo/black magic sense not the eat your brain over played Romero sense.
BakedPenguin
No, she was in an “I can’t even” state, She came back because she’s not a moron.
BakedPenguin
…and she wants to get paid.
Floridaman
And they managed to finish reprogramming her once again.
Francisco d’Anconia
This is some second rate soap opera bullshit is what this is!!1!!
Turns out she woke from a coma to find it was all a dream.
You’re gonna mock CNN? That’s a tall order. Ana Ng? Would. Cortez Cortez taking a break from Cold Play?
Vhyrus
Has anyone seen Ana Ng and Becky Hurt in the same room together? Just asking.
thrakkorzog
Last I saw Ana Ng she was alone alone at sixty-four world’s fair, eighty dolls singing small world after all.
BakedPenguin
I knew someone would get that. Love that song.
DiegoF
Penguin, is that a bypass scar from the effects of your dissolute hedonic lifestyle, or are those just the contours of your penguin pecs? I do think you have one of the nicer avatars.
BakedPenguin
It’s from the Tux character. I changed his eyes to reflect the weed smoking.
BakedPenguin
I also changed his right paw (wing?) so he could hold a joint.
Best of luck not contracting this horrid virus that’s going around our region, my wife picked it up at her employer in Laconia. It’s all the headache of a “kill me now” hangover without the precursor benefits, and sweet fever muscle pain. I mustered up the strength to make an awful broiled tortilla personal pizza with sharp provalone and a third of a tin of anchovy fillets, never tasted anything so divine. Heroin and meth addicts aren’t the only discharge to leak out of that votex-anus known as Laconia.
Heroic Mulatto
Well, back to the underground bunker then.
Nephilium
In honor of Ana Ng:
Make a hole with a gun perpendicular
To the name of this town in a desk-top globe
Exit wound in a foreign nation
No, but they are lyrics to the song ‘Ana Ng’ by They Might be Giants.
BakedPenguin
I LOVE Ana Ng by TMBG. They’re not my favorite musical group by any means, but it’s really good to my particular weirdness. This is a great expression of freedom being better than restrictions on speech. Blah blah blah.
thrakkorzog
Yeah, I love Ana Ng, because it’s just a sort fuck you to the notion that there’s someone out there for everyone. Great, so how does that work when you live on Long Island and your soulmate lives in Seoul?
Also, I saw TMBG, live a few years back, and they actually put on a really good live show. Although I will admit that being a teenage nerd in the 90’s meant that Flood was in heavy rotation in my CD player (on shuffle, the way it was meant to be listened to) back in the day, so I might be a bit biased. But hey, This looks like a fun time.
Gilmore
We find Newsish’s blatant Cisnormativity problematic.
BakedPenguin
…and none of you are going to compliment me on having a super-hot Latina in the mix? You disappoint me.
Suthenboy
Becky, Ana, Conchita…my room, now. We have to get something straight between us.
Ken Shultz
I liked the part in the strip before this one about “titties”.
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Eh, it’s no worse than Thick Thursday.
THICC.
Thick Thursday is what they have down at the Burger Shack.
“Cook me up a hamburger. I’ll gladly pay you Thicc Thursday.”
Since I’m a bit of an asshole, I will call it “thick”.
Having said that, HM is doing the Lord’s work with his weekly feature.
Wait an effing second here Penguin, Becky walked off in a zombie* like state in last episodes’ cliffhanger ending and now she’s just hunky dory? This is some second rate soap opera bullshit is what this is!!1!!
*Zombie in the classic voodoo/black magic sense not the eat your brain over played Romero sense.
No, she was in an “I can’t even” state, She came back because she’s not a moron.
…and she wants to get paid.
And they managed to finish reprogramming her once again.
Turns out she woke from a coma to find it was all a dream.
and found herself in warty’s basement.
It also no worse than Henry Payne or Chip Bok.
I’d go further than that and say it’s better.
You’re gonna mock CNN? That’s a tall order. Ana Ng? Would. Cortez Cortez taking a break from Cold Play?
Has anyone seen Ana Ng and Becky Hurt in the same room together? Just asking.
Last I saw Ana Ng she was alone alone at sixty-four world’s fair, eighty dolls singing small world after all.
I knew someone would get that. Love that song.
Penguin, is that a bypass scar from the effects of your dissolute hedonic lifestyle, or are those just the contours of your penguin pecs? I do think you have one of the nicer avatars.
It’s from the Tux character. I changed his eyes to reflect the weed smoking.
I also changed his right paw (wing?) so he could hold a joint.
Ahem…flipper
Frank, don’t other me!
Sorry
No, but I’d like to.
“Bitching ineffectively” – I like that.
You have good taste in news babes.
I live SNP
Love it too.
I love single-nucleotide polymorphism as well.
Not the Scottish National Party?
He said “love” not “loathe”.
Saint Paul Island (Alaska) airport, obviously.
Best of luck not contracting this horrid virus that’s going around our region, my wife picked it up at her employer in Laconia. It’s all the headache of a “kill me now” hangover without the precursor benefits, and sweet fever muscle pain. I mustered up the strength to make an awful broiled tortilla personal pizza with sharp provalone and a third of a tin of anchovy fillets, never tasted anything so divine. Heroin and meth addicts aren’t the only discharge to leak out of that votex-anus known as Laconia.
Well, back to the underground bunker then.
In honor of Ana Ng:
Not a haiku.
No, but they are lyrics to the song ‘Ana Ng’ by They Might be Giants.
I LOVE Ana Ng by TMBG. They’re not my favorite musical group by any means, but it’s really good to my particular weirdness. This is a great expression of freedom being better than restrictions on speech. Blah blah blah.
Yeah, I love Ana Ng, because it’s just a sort fuck you to the notion that there’s someone out there for everyone. Great, so how does that work when you live on Long Island and your soulmate lives in Seoul?
Also, I saw TMBG, live a few years back, and they actually put on a really good live show. Although I will admit that being a teenage nerd in the 90’s meant that Flood was in heavy rotation in my CD player (on shuffle, the way it was meant to be listened to) back in the day, so I might be a bit biased. But hey, This looks like a fun time.
We find Newsish’s blatant Cisnormativity problematic.
…and none of you are going to compliment me on having a super-hot Latina in the mix? You disappoint me.
Becky, Ana, Conchita…my room, now. We have to get something straight between us.
I liked the part in the strip before this one about “titties”.