Glibertarian Life Goals

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1. Vhyrus on March 29, 2017 at 10:07 pm

   Excuse me… why is my future BAE on your site?

   • juris imprudent on March 30, 2017 at 5:54 am

     While you wait, OMWC will swoop in.

2. Heroic Mulatto on March 29, 2017 at 10:15 pm

   An actual BBC News headline: Why do autistic people really love manga?

   • Carl on March 29, 2017 at 10:36 pm

     Lots of rustled jimmies in the comments.

     • Carl on March 29, 2017 at 10:39 pm

       Left wing propaganda to shame people for their love of anime and manga because of its growing influence.

       Uh, influence?

       • Heroic Mulatto on March 29, 2017 at 10:44 pm

         Of course. A Nazi frog and big fat anime tiddies just chose the leader of the Free World, didn’t you know that?

   • Brochettaward on March 29, 2017 at 10:48 pm

     I like that it’s subtitled. I’d like to think its because even the British can’t tell what the hell each other are saying without them.

3. Riven on March 29, 2017 at 10:33 pm

   What else is there?

   • Brochettaward on March 29, 2017 at 10:49 pm

     Copious amounts of drugs?

   • Heroic Mulatto on March 29, 2017 at 10:51 pm

     Cummies.

     • Riven on March 29, 2017 at 11:07 pm

       Well, you’re both right.

   • Gilmore on March 29, 2017 at 11:10 pm

     What else is there?</blockquote>

     According to one authority, the answer is “More”

     • Riven on March 29, 2017 at 11:15 pm

       I thought that link might be this link, instead.

       More still applies, though.

4. Juvenile Bluster on March 29, 2017 at 11:03 pm

   Reposting from the prior thread… when seconds count, the cops are nearly an hour away, and then they won’t check in on you anyways.

   Moments before Deanna Cook was murdered inside her home by an intruder, she managed to call 9-1-1 for assistance from her cellular phone. Cook’s call was taken by an employee at the call center of the City of Dallas Police Department’s Communications Section. Cook’s location was provided to the 9-1-1 call center “within several minutes” of the call. Cook can be heard for the first seventeen minutes of the recorded call screaming for help and pleading with her attacker to stop harming her. Nearly fifty minutes after Cook placed her 9-1-1 call, police officers arrived at Cook’s home. The officers inspected the outside of Cook’s home and then left without entering the residence. Two days later, Cook’s daughters, mother, and sister went to her home. They noticed that water was leaking from various places around the house. The family members went to the rear of the house, where they kicked the patio door down and entered the residence. Upon entering the bathroom, the family members discovered Cook’s body, floating in the overflowing bathtub.

   • Jimbo on March 29, 2017 at 11:21 pm

     They need more funding.

     • dbleagle on March 30, 2017 at 2:01 am

       That nut punch almost equals Swiss’s link about how the police delivered back to Jeffrey Dahmer an escaped victim.

       What is the Jefferson quote? “A country where the citizens fear the government is a tyranny. A country where the government fears the citizenry is free.”

5. Jimbo on March 29, 2017 at 11:24 pm

   Isn’t money and cash the same? NTTAWWT. 2 goals is good.

   • Jimbo on March 29, 2017 at 11:25 pm

     Or, aren’t money and cash the same?

     • Agent Cooper on March 30, 2017 at 12:13 am

       You have so much to learn.

   • Gilmore on March 29, 2017 at 11:29 pm

     A True Player is never redundant. They repeat themselves because fools don’t listen

     • Agent Cooper on March 30, 2017 at 12:14 am

       Or are Cash and Money adjectives to hoes? Think about that.

   • The Fusionist on March 29, 2017 at 11:57 pm

     Federal reserve notes aren’t *real* money!

   • AlmightyJB on March 30, 2017 at 6:09 am

     You obviously don’t speak jive.

6. DenverJ on March 29, 2017 at 11:38 pm

   So, uh, is there alt-text my laptop isn’t showing me? ‘Cause that ain’t right.

   OT: been learning the java… not sure why everyone bitching. Seems pretty straight forward to me. I haven’t coded since I was, IDK, 15? Maybe? The language is the same, its more like a dialect. The structure, rules, and logic all seem pretty straight forward, Of course, I’m just learning basics. I’m sure it gets more involved from here.
   But, I’m not lost. I’m jumping ahead of the tutorials in concept, just can’t type fast enough.
   I think I can do this.
   Query: Is it possible likely that a middle age man with no CV in IT could become a programmer?

   • Jay Santos on March 30, 2017 at 12:53 am

     Check with your wife.

   • AlmightyJB on March 30, 2017 at 6:06 am

     Are you in India?

   • Number.6 on March 30, 2017 at 6:06 am

     In part, it depends on what’s on your CV at the moment. Programmers with no subject matter experience are minted all the time. Some companies want programmers with knowledge of the business that the code is designed to support.

     I know of a 40-ish guy with experience in bond trading who made the move over into a programming position and is doing well.

   • thedavidadam on March 30, 2017 at 8:41 am

     Pretty likely as long as you’ve got a decent portfolio.

7. Chafed on March 29, 2017 at 11:41 pm

   Who the f*** puts that on a kid’s sweatshirt?

   • Gilmore on March 29, 2017 at 11:47 pm

     someone who knows what’s up

   • Agent Cooper on March 30, 2017 at 12:13 am

     Someone with access to photoshop.

     • Chafed on March 30, 2017 at 8:28 am

       Duh. Can’t believe I didn’t think of that. I plead tired while commenting.

   • mr simple on March 30, 2017 at 12:48 am

     People who don’t speak or read English.

   • UnCivilServant on March 30, 2017 at 5:01 am

     A family that sells garden tools?

     • Zunalter on March 30, 2017 at 9:36 am

       I larfed.

   • Mike Schmidt on March 30, 2017 at 6:22 am

     Hitler?

   • Number.6 on March 30, 2017 at 6:24 am

     An enterprising Mama-San?

8. straffinrun on March 30, 2017 at 12:18 am

   If anybody is awake, IBT went there. Kinda Funny’s Colin Moriarty Resigns After Targeting Women In Racist Joke; Insists It’s His Personal Decision

   And the joke he made on Twitter? Colin Moriarty ✔ @notaxation
   Ah. Peace and quiet.#ADayWithoutAWoman
   3:23 AM – 9 Mar 2017

   After getting busted, IBT changed the headline to “Kinda Funny’s Colin Moriarty Resigns After Targeting Women In Joke; Insists It’s His Personal Decision”.
   How the hell did they claim it was “racist” in the first place? Fuck these people. *Posted on a dead thread earlier*

   • straffinrun on March 30, 2017 at 12:19 am

     Link.

     • Gilmore on March 30, 2017 at 12:38 am

       Straf =

       that book i mentioned

       • straffinrun on March 30, 2017 at 12:49 am

         Thanks. I’ll check it out. Should be interesting to see the parallels between that and this.. That book took a while for me to slog through. Koba seems a little more reasonable in it’s length.

   • Trials and Trippelations on March 30, 2017 at 12:55 am

     That’s the gag in my family anyone who makes an off color joke is called a racist.

   • thrakkorzog on March 30, 2017 at 6:29 am

     Jeez, when did people forget how to take a joke?

     I used to live with a Lesbian feminist roommate, and, “Bitch, get me a sandwich,” was practically a catchphrase in our apartment. At the end of the day nobody actually made sandwiches, beyond what we packed for lunch. I was a cis-normative patriarchal shit-lord, and she was out and proud lesbian, and together we solved crimes.

     No wait, we just lived together, smoked a shit-ton of weed, drank each other’s beer, and busted each other’s balls, as friends tend to do.

9. AlmightyJB on March 30, 2017 at 6:04 am

   That is soooo not cool

   • AlmightyJB on March 30, 2017 at 6:14 am

     I will be thinking that everytime I see the really sweet, really young, really hot Asian girl that works in our department today.

     • Vhyrus on March 30, 2017 at 9:39 am

       So, you picture her with clothes on? Surprising.