Wednesday Afternoon Links

Links Ahoy!  Today, I will mix a little substance/current events in with my usual fluff. Just because.

  • Got a bit crashy and shooty today on Capitol Hill.
  • Housing Startzzz!!! If I remember correctly from the past 8 years, this is completely as a result of Teh Prezident’s Awesomeness – nothing cyclical, normal or whatnot.
  • I am not sure how to snark on this one…can you all help me out?
  • Um…wut?
  • Odds on someone getting beheaded for this? But seriously, Egypt is the heavyweight of the Arab world when it comes to TV, movies or music.

Enjoy your afternoon, and snark on!

Comments

261 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Mad Scientist

    THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!!!

    1. THIS IS SPARTA?

    2. thrakkorzog

      You know if the Federation had just marked the planet as ‘Warning: Planet of evil geniuses, stay away’ that whole plot could have been avoided.

  2. Just Say’n

    Thanks for the links this morning. The one about Dallas trying to divert funds from DART was helpful for a project a work today.

    1. Thank sloopy… he dug that outrage nugget up!

      1. Just Say’n

        Then I retract my ‘thanks’ to you.

  3. Just Say’n

    ‘Odds on someone getting beheaded for this?’

    That’s not possible. I was informed that the Muslim Brotherhood was just a political party and not a terrorist group. Anwar Sadat was not available for comment

  4. Gilmore

    I am not sure how to snark on this one…can you all help me out?

    Our snark is worse than its bite

    1. KibbledKristen

      I’m rooting for the dog

      1. Gilmore

        Here Come the Judge

        see if you can see in the piece where the AP tries to slip in assertions about unrelated things that aren’t technically true

        1. Gilmore

          Oh shit I me’d it

        2. Brochettaward

          I think it was The Telegraph which had initially reported something very similar/the same as what Napolitano claimed his sources told him. The more I learn about Fox News and how it works, the more I think they really are just the most useful idiots of all.

  5. KibbledKristen
    1. Max Coins

      This is quality comedy, right here. Thanks for this…

      1. KibbledKristen

        Right? I was crying-laughing in my cubicle today. I haven’t worked there long enough to get away with that!

  6. Number.6

    Re: The Staffordshire Story.

    The Daily Fail really outdoes itself on that story. It’s like they decided to see if that whole chimpanzees-with-typewriters was feasible. About all I got was possibly-rehabilitated-but-probably-not depressive addict attacked by possibly-deranged-and-hungry staffordshire bull terrier.

    Obviously tragic, but not much in the way of informative journalism.

    1. Brochettaward

      The Daily Mail is the my top news source and I’m tired of the derogatory remarks.

    2. Mad Scientist

      Another LastPass vulnerability discovered.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Damn it. I Gilmore’d the threading.

        1. Damn it.

          u mad bro?

    3. Tundra

      Are you kidding? I learned that limeys are even dumber than I had imagined:

      ‘I think they forced entry. They had a lot of those red slamming things – the door knockers.
      ‘And there was some long type of pole with a hook at the end of it. I have never seen that before.

    4. Marty Comanche

      There was some nonsense at the end about the reporters themselves being taken into custody. Wait, the reporters who wrote the article? Who’s to say?

      Also, I couldn’t tell from the article if they witnessed the attack, or if the neighbor downstairs was attacked while they were interviewing somebody else (who also had a dangerous dog?).

      I attributed to the whole thing to the reporters being traumatized by watching their interviewee being eaten before their very eyes.

      Or maybe the dog wrote it.

    5. Chafed

      I’m betting the dog was abused, starved, taunted, etc. It’s not about the breed. It’s about the owner.

  7. Brochettaward

    Carl’s Jr. has been lost to the darkside. They will no longer have scantily clad women advertise their products with their leadership change.

    1. No son of mine is going to objectify women like that!

    2. Chipwooder

      Fuck em then.

      I’ll still go to Hardee’s for breakfast, though. Their biscuits are terrific.

    3. jesse.in.mb

      Are they replacing it with sexy men?

      I mean this was a decent start, but didn’t go far enough.

      1. Brochettaward

        The public isn’t ready for oiled up Greco-Roman wrestling ad campaigns yet, Jessie.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Advertisers have a moral duty to push the boundaries of public comfort for art’s sake, Bro.

          Here’s one that’ll get Eddie a little slick in his panties.

      2. But Enough About Me

        Hmmmm. I’m straight as a laser beam, but even I found myself getting a little . . . stimulated by that ad. In a “bromance” kinda way, natch.

        Although grilled meat tends to do that to me.

    4. Agent Cooper

      There’s a Carl’s Jr. Jr. in Hollywood, or at least there used to be. It was a small version of a Carl’s Jr., but I really wish they would call it Carl’s the Third.

    5. OneOut

      Fuck branding.

      I would spend more money at a joint that spends it’s advertising budget on food and service quality over those who sscrifice those so they can afford an advertising campaign.

    6. DiegoF

      Unlike Costanza, I’ve never been into mixing food and sex in any form. Makes both chicks and food more gross and less bonerworthy.

      I did though enjoy the little pullover graphic where the soul patch and cargo Hitler becomes the full-bearded hipster. (Minus a bit of alt-rightiness, that look–like the goatee–now screams flyover because it’s what the coastals were doing a quarter century ago.)

      But in general, it’s interesting how routine attempts at upscaling (here, as in Wal-Mart’s, especially urgent because of the seemingly permanent sales decline of the sector) now can get some free attention for spinning it as wokeness. It’s like that Axe Body Spray Super Bowl ad last year. No one in the always-thorough press seemed to notice or care that Axe had actually been steadily and publicly backing away from the “laddish” theme for years by then; nor that this had *never*, contrary to the press stories, involved “abs” or adonises (that was Bod Man), but rather “attainably attractive” dork types getting the girl. If they’d *really* wanted to be ballsy, they would have ditched those queens voguing in pumps and done the traditional Axe laddish theme using hot muscle dudes.

  8. Vhyrus

    The derp on the dog article comments is quickly reaching full strength. On one side you have “AH MAH GAWD DUH EVUL MAN EATING PIT BUUHHHLLLSS!” and on the other you have “Oh that poor man, he didn’t deserve that!”

    1) Dogs don’t just snap. If a dog mauls somebody, either that somebody did something awful to the dog or the dog is mentally unstable. If the person mauled is the owner then it’s usually a little of both.

    2) If someone owns a dog that mauls someone, 9 times out of 10 that guy is/was a fucking shitbird. Reading the article I see plenty of evidence supporting my claim.

    1. I do not disagree. Mrs. Jonathan Brizby was attacked by a pitbull mix once. Having met the owner, I couldn’t even be surprised. Total dirt-person.

      1. Vhyrus

        “Mrs. Jonathan Brizby”

        Secret of NIMH?

        1. Number.6

          There is no secret. You just need to discharge them fully from time to time, and let them cool after a charging cycle before you start to use them.

          1. Vhyrus

            WHY DID IT SHOW UP LIKE AN HOUR AFTER I POSTED IT?! WWWHHHYYYY!!!

        2. You bet! One of my favorite childhood movies.

          She goes by Briz for short. And she is quite short.

    2. Tundra

      I enjoy telling people that there is no such thing as a ‘pit bull’ breed.

      Although you would never know from the media:

      http://i43.tinypic.com/2nuinow.png

      1. I used to work with a pit rescue and we had a good working relationship with local animal control. When we came in to pick up two “pit bull” puppies who were obviously Australian shepherds, the staff let us in on something. Turns out that the animal control officer who admits the dog has to write down whatever breed the cop or person calling it in says. So they’d get ten pound chihuahuas that were pit bulls. Same apparently was true for dog attack reports.

  9. Rufus the Monocled

    Yeh, most that is credited to Obama on the business/markets/economic front can be attributed to cyclical and coincidental factors; the stock markets mostly thanks to low interest rates.

    It defies logic a man with his sophomoric views on business and finance could impact the economy positively through policy he forged.

    1. “a man with his sophomoric views on business and finance”

      Which President do you mean?

      1. Agent Cooper

        All of them?

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        President Powder Puff.

        WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I MEAN?

  10. I am not sure how to snark on this one…can you all help me out?

    Neighbours said his pet Staffie was a ‘good dog’

    They’re all good dogs… until they suddenly aren’t anymore. Weird* how domesticated creatures still have instincts…

    *Not really weird.

    1. Brochettaward

      I have the same problem with women.

      1. You and me both, Bro’

    2. Agent Cooper

      I think the dog heard about that Chihuahua thing.

    3. jesse.in.mb

      I work with a lot of injured Postal workers and the number of letter carriers who have been assured by dog owners that their dog is super nice *while* the dog is chewing on their leg, arm or face is astounding.

      1. That’s what this lady had to say about her dogs–both of which were registered service animals of some kind.

        Yeah, a registered service animal who attacked another dog. Seems legit.

        1. RBS

          Maybe it identified as an attack dog?

          1. Mad Scientist

            Attacking is a service.

        2. Diane Reynolds

          By “registered service animal” you asked your doctor if you can use your dog as a service animal. And hx said ‘yes’.

    4. RBS

      I tell everyone who wants to pet my dog that he is an old asshole and might bite them.

      1. That’s what I tell people, too, especially kids.

        She’s so bad with kids. They always think she’s a puppy, but she’s really a cranky old bitch.

        1. Tundra

          My Shepherd was awesome with kids but I never let them just approach her without me there. I don’t care how nice the dog has been in the past, they are animals, not hairy people.

        2. But enough about Riven.

          (This is why there are no female libertarians….)

      2. Enough About Palin

        My dog (GSD) is the sweetest dog to the people she knows and they just adore her. Everyone else she wants to kill, so I am a very safe and responsible dog owner.

      3. Juice

        My dog was super nice to everyone…until he got old. I know he had arthritis and such and even though I gave him stuff for it, I think that’s what made him cranky. I almost shit a brick one time when we were hanging outside in a kind of park-like area and a little kid came up and started patting him a bit too hard on the rump (where the arthritis was) and he snapped at the kids face a little bit, basically a warning. I was like no!!! if my dog bites a kid in the face it’s lights out!

  11. grrizzly

    OMG. The Russia-meddled-with-the-US-elections paranoia is getting more insane. For the sake of sanity, I haven’t been watching CNN for months (more like years) but I’m sitting at an airport now and watching it. I can barely hold myself from tossing something at the TV screen. Or at the very least asking the staff at the lounge from changing the channel. I’m telling you back when I still traveled to Russia regularly, which was like 10 years ago, the Russian TV was always bashing this or that country (it could be Georgia, Ukraine, Belarus and always the US). It’s pretty much the same thing going on now on CNN. The only difference is that the Putin propaganda was less conspiracy-tinged — the idea that the Russian opposition politicians were all on the payroll of the US State Department wasn’t always the key message.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I thought we’d agreed he’s Doritos Berlusconi.

      2. Brochettaward

        As if the media needed any prodding or help.

      3. Juice

        the comments

    1. Brochettaward

      It’s going to be funny when this all comes back around and blows up in their faces. It’s started, and it’s going to grow if the Trump administration has any sense whatsoever. The only criminal activity here is by Democrats.

      1. Just Say’n

        The media is desperately trying to silence that story.

        1. Brochettaward

          It will be harder to do that when the shit hits the fan. Which, if any Republicans have any balls whatsoever, should be coming in the next few months. Not to mention when Trump gets his people fully in place. I can’t wait for Comey to be out on his ass.

          1. 100th Meridian

            The fact the Repubs haven’t learned a goddamn thing from getting thrashed by Trump in the primaries and watching him destroy the Anointed One in the election just solidifies how they will always be the Stupid Party.

    2. John Titor

      Wait, aren’t you Russian?

      *Eyes grrizzly suspiciously, reaches for phone to call CIA*

      1. grrizzly

        It’s FBI, if there’s still any semblance of the rule of law in this country.

        1. John Titor

          CIA it is then.

  12. ‘It’s easier to hack an election than eBay’: confessions of a Belarusian hacker

    Sounds spicy!

    According to Sergei Pavlovich, one of the Russian-speaking world’s most notorious hackers, “it is easier to hack an electoral system than eBay or Citibank”.

    Even spicier!

    While Pavlovich says he won’t comment directly on the US election hacking allegations he does say it is getting easier to access government organisations across the world thanks to the help of new apps being developed every day.

    Getting a bit less spicy…

    He thinks he would only be able to break into poorly defended organisations – like the Democratic party.

    *sigh*

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hacking eBay or Citibank would not be easy in any case.

      1. Number.6

        I think they make sure your password isn’t P@de$ta, unless your name isn’t Podesta.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Dude, your bank account is at risk. Email me your username and password stat, so I can fix it before the Nigerians steal your monies.

          1. Number.6

            Hey, Edward Mbasa told me YOU were the guy who told him I was an honorable guy!

          2. RBS

            I get this one in my work spam folder about once a week…

            FROM THE DESK OF MR MUSA FARA
            DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDITING
            AND ACCOUNTING SECTION
            BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
            OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO,
            WEST AFRICA.

            My Dearest Friend,

            I am Mr Musa Fara, The chief auditor in bank of Africa (boa) Burkina Faso West African, One of our customers, with his entire family was among the victims of plane crash and before his death, he has an account with us valued at $37.5 million u.s dollars(thirty seven million five hundred thousand u.s dollars) in our bank and according to the Burkina Faso law, at the expiration of Thirteen years if nobody applies to claim the funds a grace of one year also will be given before the money will revert to the ownership of the Burkina Faso government.

            My proposals is that i will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin or distant cousin for us to claim this money, so that the fruits of this old man’s labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials who will later use the money to sponsor war in Africa and kill innocent citizens in the search for political power.

            As a foreign partner which this money will be transfer into your account, you are entitle to 40% of the total money while 55% will be for me as the moderator of this transaction and 5% will be mapped out for any expenditure that may be incur during the course of this transaction. Please note that there will be no
            problem as my bank has made all effort through to reach for any of his relation but all was fruitless.

            My position as the chief auditor in this bank guarantees the successful execution of this (deal) transaction. Please send the following: Reply To This E-mail Address mrmusafara8@gmail.com

            1)your full name…..
            2) sex…..
            3) age…..
            4) country…..
            5)passport or photo…..
            6)occupation…..
            7) personal Mobile number…..
            8) Personal fax number…..
            9) Home & office address…..

            Thanks.

            Mr Musa Fara.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            So.

            You took the deal right?

          4. RBS

            Of course, I’ll be donating several thousand West African francs to everyone here.

      2. Eh, depends on what you mean by “easy” and “hack”. Bug bounty participants have found some pretty bad stuff in the past.

        1. “on eBay” should have been in there, although hopefully you guessed it. I don’t have anything to say about Citibank.

  13. Gilmore
    1. Vhyrus

      Only 85% less? That still means we’ll get one good fireball out of her.

    2. KibbledKristen

      My Galaxy S7 has never burst into flames. My Note 7, tho…

      1. commodious spittoon

        I’m a big fan of my S7. And I’d be onboard with upgrade to the S8 if they roll out any promotions.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Apparently it’s a free Gear VR and Gear VR controller as for promotions. Plus the earbuds it comes with are pretty high end.

          1. KibbledKristen

            I could use the VR controller – I wanna play Deer Hunter.

      2. Mine, neither. I love this phone.

        1. OneOut

          get.a.life.

      3. Enough About Palin

        My Galaxy 500 never caught fire.

    3. Haybob

      So I still can’t charge my phone next to my extensive collection of gas cans and fireworks?

    4. Juvenile Bluster

      I have a Galaxy S6 that’s a couple of years old at this point. Thinking I’m probably going to upgrade to this one. Hopefully it doesn’t burn my house down.

    5. Gilmore

      Out of curiosity = for those of you with these big-ass phones…. (and i consider anything bigger than “fits in a blazer chest pocket”, big-ass)… how long does the battery last?

      I got a relatively small one about a year+1/2 ago (a motorola droid pro) expecting the battery life to be better. It was… for maybe the first 8 months. Now its basically as bad as the thing it replaced.

      1. Mad Scientist

        A full charge in my Nexus 7 lasts 2 to 3 days. When I first got it over a year ago a full charge would last a week.

        1. Gilmore

          that’s a phone? looks like a tablet when i google it

          1. Mad Scientist

            I think it’s wonderful that you don’t mind admitting you have small hands.

          2. Gilmore

            seriously tho, do you carry a purse to go with it?

          3. Mad Scientist

            OK, apparently THAT person has small hands. The phone fits in the front pocket of my jeans no problem. It’s about the size of a dollar bill, with a half inch tacked onto the long side.

          4. Gilmore

            It’s about the size of a dollar bill,

            that picture suggests its more the size of a paperback novel

            and the specs on its page say its 7.8″x4.5″ – compared to a 6″x2.6″ USD$

          5. Mad Scientist

            Ha, you know what? I just realized I had fat-fingered the model. I have a Nexus 6. 6.27″ x 3.27″

      2. Tundra

        I have a OnePlus2 and the battery is usually around 40% when I plug it in at night. Even after 15 months or so. I use it a ton, as my office phone forwards.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Pixel XL aka the Google Watches Me on the Toilet phone.

        Battery life is superb for a smartphone. I rarely am below 50% at the end of the day.

      4. jesse.in.mb

        I picked up the Moto Z Play specifically because it was under-specced and battery sipping. I can get away with 2 days of normal use on one charge and a full day of heavy use with one charge.

        It has absolutely changed the way I interact with my phone now that I don’t have to make sure it’s charged again before I leave work or carry a spare battery or battery pack.

      5. Gilmore

        The impression i’m getting is that i was exactly wrong about my calculations about what might improve my phone life –

        i thought getting a smaller phone w/ less screen to power, i’d make more efficient use of the smaller battery. I’m guessing the opposite is true – the smaller battery does a crappier job over time.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          It’ll really depend on use. If you have your screen on quite a bit the screen time battery drain could be a bigger factor. If you’re casually checking your phone occasionally it might be less of a factor. Also newer iterations of Android are much better about scaling back services when you aren’t actively using your phone.

        2. Tundra

          That and all the shit that your carrier loads on the phone. Big phone, big battery and as clean of an OS install as possible.

          1. Haybob

            I’m on the s7 edge dumping it for the next pixel. Touch wiz is clunky slow garbage.

      6. GSL in E

        On my Pixel XL, I have about a quarter of battery life left after a day of heavy use.

    1. Juice

      Good?

  14. The new face of suburbia: Economic woes and early death

    The spike in drug-related deaths is contributing to what County Rankings’ Marjory Givens said is setting off “alarm bells” among public health experts: More younger Americans are dying prematurely, especially those aged 15 to 44. The drug overdose epidemic is the top cause of early death among 25- to 44-year-olds, an age many people in this group traditionally buy their first homes and embark on careers.

    Yet for many adults, such achievements appear unobtainable, leading to what experts call “deaths of despair.”

    The data on drug-related deaths in suburbia “is absolutely an interesting and troubling finding,” Givens, the deputy director of data and science for County Health Rankings, said. “Access to affordable health care is important, but we know it’s so much more than that. Social and economic factors are so important — the ability to have a good job, having social and family supports.”

    1. Number.6

      I’m sorry, the image of a more caring, sharing Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla poring over a report on suburban woes is just comical.

      Be still, my dog of war. I understand your pain. We’ve all seen the numbers from the St. Louis Fed. But we do it my way!

    2. ArchieBunker

      Its pretty simple. Most users use just so they can function. And the overdoing it has more to do with life sucking with no prospect of improving. All they’d have to do to figure this out is wander in to a methadone clinic and talk to a few people

      1. Diane Reynolds

        How can they be addicted if the medications were prescribed?

  15. Sebastian Couple Tell Police They Are Part Of Illuminati

    Morrow came out from under the blanket and started yelling.

    “I am part of the Illuminati and free masons. You have no authority and I don’t have to leave,” Morrow said, according to the report.

    The deputy was fifty feet away when Morrow started yelling these things. As he approached further, a male subject appeared from under the blanket.

    Morrow continued to “yell at the top of her lungs even as I stood a few feet from her,” the report said.

    “She continued to yell and rant that she was a famous music talent and she knew judges and her family would have my job,” the deputy said in the report.

    They don’t exactly look like Illuminati material. *does the secret handshake*

    1. “They don’t exactly look like Illuminati material.”

      Exactly – thanks to their bizarre behavior, everyone will assume they’re *not* Illuminati!

    2. Gilmore

      I was hoping for an explanation about why they were under a blanket

    3. OneOut

      which one was the female ?

  16. commodious spittoon

    Neighbours heard the disturbing screams of a man shouting ‘get the dog off me’ as he was mauled to death by his Staffordshire bull terrier in front of a BBC camera crew.

    But despite reports about a BBC crew interviewing him when it happened, they knew nothing of a film crew being present at the time of the attack.

    Asked if there had been a BBC crew shooting a documentary at the time, she said: ‘No. I don’t know anything about that. I never saw a film crew.

    Um.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I wondered about that too. If the neighbors saw the police battering the door down, where was the camera crew? Did they just film the mauling and pack up their equipment and leave? Locking the door behind them? If there was no film crew, who was he asking to get the dog off him?

      1. Number.6

        This was clearly a snuff film gone right,

  17. Wayward golf club swing lands country club worker in lawsuit

    A country club employee whose left testicle was surgically removed after the club’s general manager struck him in the groin with a golf club is entitled to sue for damages beyond workers compensation benefits, a New York appeals court ruled.

    William Montgomery, a locker-room attendant, was observing the assembly of golf clubs in the Glen Falls Country Club pro shop in Queensbury, New York, when the club’s general manager, Richard Hackenburg, entered. Mr. Montgomery said Mr. Hackenburg picked up a golf club shaft and struck him in the testicle, according to the ruling handed down by the New York Supreme Court appellate division on Thursday.

    Mr. Montgomery said he stepped back in pain while Mr. Hackenburg laughed and left the room following the incident. Mr. Hackenburg said the incident was accidental and contact was minimal, court records show.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      ow

    2. Vhyrus

      So is that an eagle, or does he incur a one stroke penalty?

      Christ that sounds like something out of a family guy episode.

    3. jesse.in.mb

      I wonder if he’ll be rated under the 5th or 6th edition of the AMA Guidelines for Permanent Impairment.

    4. Enough About Palin

      A country club employee whose left testicle was surgically removed after the club’s general manager struck him in the groin with a golf club

      Having a testicle removed by a golf club doesn’t even remotely sound surgical to me.

  18. 100th Meridian

    Rufus, what’s your Anglo/Allophone take on the Maclean’s article about the snowstorm that basically cost the McGill prof his job?

    1. Number.6

      “Trop tard”

  19. 100th Meridian

    “But seriously, Egypt is the heavyweight of the Arab world when it comes to TV, movies or music.”

    A lot of content, especially the uh, haram type, comes from Lebanon.

    1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

      Go on…

  20. bacon-magic

    I am not sure how to snark on this one…can you all help me out?

    Biting the hand body that feeds doesn’t take discipline and take care of you properly because of your addiction? (longest sentence evah)

    1. bacon-magic

      That sentence is all kinds of screwed up. Oh well. *wanders off*

  21. Haybob

    https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&q=VPN

    Google searches for VPN up over the last few days. Hmm wonder why?

  22. Jefe Hayek

    Jezebel is one of my favorite hate reading places. Mostly because of how fantastically unself-aware/uninformed every last one who writes and comments over there is.

    This article and comment section about Paris banning “sexist” ads is particularly hilarious

    “This isn’t a law regulating women, though, it’s a law regulating advertising. Women can still go look up all the sexist ads they want, if they choose, they just won’t be blasted with them as they walk down the street. (And neither will young girls, who didn’t choose any of this shit.)”

    1. Vhyrus

      Jezebel is REAL journalism, shitlord! They even have their Masters degrees from Columbia to prove it!

    2. commodious spittoon

      Uh huh. Hey, ladies, cover up your sexy bits, or else. No, I’m not a conservative prude, I’m a progressive pro-woman feminist!

        1. commodious spittoon

          Neither are a man’s feet…

    3. Agent Cooper

      Does Paris have any slippery slopes or is it relatively flat?

      1. Vhyrus

        Check the red light district.

    4. John Titor

      Better start covering up all those classic nude sculptures, don’t want to bombard these women with imagery that will give them body issues!

      1. Juice

        Ugh, my arms are so long and un-stumpy.

        1. antisthenes

          For some reason I heard that in Judy Greer’s voice.

  23. OneOut

    OT

    Does anyone know what happened to Groovus ?

    The last post of his I saw was him saying that he was going to start a column here answering medical questions.

    I’ve not seen him since.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Yeah, I wanted to ask him about hypovolemic shock, from the dog mauling article. Instead I had to google and read about it for myself, like a PLEB.

    2. Hmmm…I hope he’s OK.

    3. Dammit I had a cold three weeks ago and now I have another one, thanks to the germ share called my son’s school. And the cold gets passed around from one family member to another.

      So I’m living on whiskey ‘n’ coke, plus some red wine.

      And working from home.

      ..

      So post good content, you freaks!

      1. Yes, sounds like you could use some good medical advice, all right.

      2. John Titor

        I’m still hoping that Sugarfree’s tamer content lately is a product of him building up all his Smut for a much larger project.

      3. commodious spittoon
  24. tarran

    Either there’s more to the story or Drupal did something very stupid.

    BDSM sex rocks Drupal world: Top dev banished for sci-fi hanky-panky

    A prominent contributor to the open source Drupal content management system has been asked to distance himself from project because “his belief system is inconsistent with [the] project’s goals.”

    The beliefs at issue involve participation in the BDSM and Gorean (NSFW) communities, the latter involving people interested in recreating the culture of male dominance and female sexual servitude depicted in John Norman’s poorly regarded Gor sci-fi novels.

    But because the conflict appears to be a matter of ideas rather than deeds – there are no public allegations of wrongdoing or harm – the Drupal project’s leadership has come under fire for intolerance.

    Larry Garfield, citing a whisper campaign about his personal life, last week attempted to explain the situation in a blog post.

    1. Tacit Rainbow

      […]attempted to explain the situation in a blog post.

      I bet that didn’t help.

    2. Diane Reynolds

      “Launch, manage, and scale ambitious digital experiences—with the flexibility to build great websites or push beyond the browser. Proudly open source.”

      Kay. So how are the above goals inconsistent with his sexual fantasies?

    3. Vhyrus

      Sounds to me like they’re trying to link him via his kinks to a male superiority/shitlord accusation, because WE CAN’T HAVE A GUY WHO WANTS A SEXUALLY SUBMISSIVE FEMALE ON OUR TEAM!!!

      After reading some of the comments on that page, I’ll be in my bunk.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Sometimes I think they take scalps because there are scalps to take, and for no other reason than that.

        1. Gilmore

          power, if not regularly exercised, wanes

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          This stinks of that.

          Unless there are unwilling participants, this is just a witch hunt to claim another head in the tech community.

    4. tarran

      You know what’s really hilarious?

      My work firewall, which bans dilbert.com and sun.co.uk is very permissive in regards to Gorean sites. Apparently they are such a fringe minority as to be invisible to the solons of content filtering.

      1. Vhyrus

        And you know this….. how?

        1. tarran

          I was searching for a good quote for my alt text. The results were… interesting.

        2. Azathoth

          because someone linked to that spherical chess image and I looked for rules and got to thinking about that gorean chess game and wondered if anyone made it and dear gods, don’t google it at work.

          Also, if you’re ever looking to find a female version of the flash at work to do a certificate for a worker who gets shit done quick don’t google ‘female Flash’

      2. Diane Reynolds

        What’s the reason given on the dilbert.com block? Followup: How annoying is your firewall admin?

        1. tarran

          Apparently my company is supposed to be a humorless place since it’s blocked for humor. The Sun OTOH, is blocked for pictures of scantily clad women.

          1. Mad Scientist

            Blocked for humor means “get back to work!”

          2. Diane Reynolds

            Huh. Someone’s cranking up the sensitivity. There’s a 99% chance those are blocked by policy– I doubt your FW admin has individually put those in. That’s a highly strict policy.

    5. ArchieBunker

      U thought folks were tolerant of these things now a days

    6. “the culture of male dominance and female sexual servitude depicted in John Norman’s poorly regarded Gor sci-fi novels.”

      Just marry a Republican and get the same experience. /Jezebel

      1. Vhyrus

        Also… poorly regarded is rather subjective cause I know quite a few people that find those novels rather inspiring.

    7. Viking1865

      http://thefederalist.com/2017/03/29/california-is-fine-with-undercover-sting-videos-that-expose-animal-cruelty/

      If it’s true that CA has declined to prosecute slaughterhouse video recorders, is that going to help the people recording PP mount a defense?

      1. tarran

        HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

        Oh wait! You’re serious?

      2. Gilmore

        If it’s true that CA has declined to prosecute slaughterhouse video recorders, is that going to help the people recording PP mount a defense?

        Well, that depends on how much hypocrisy you think a California judge + jury can actually tolerate.

        (restrains giggling)

        1. antisthenes

          It would make a federal appeal on 1A grounds easier, since the law tends to inhibit journalism by its nature, and is enforced in such a way as to result in viewpoint discrimination.

    8. Why is BDSM a bad thing?

      1. __Warren__

        Binarily Divisible Salad Mollusks are a crime against humanity.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Big Dumb Spaniards and Mexicans

        Raaaaaaaacist

      3. Viking1865

        Cynical take: Cuz hes a weedy little nerd. If he was cut and handsome, the harpies would be fanning themselves imagining being part of his harem.

    9. Gilmore

      “I cannot in good faith support someone who actively promotes [Gorean] philosophy,” because he believes in gender equality.

      here’s the thing tho =

      without getting into the details of this leather&whips shit…. isn’t everyone involved in that shit doing it 100% voluntarily??

      Then how the fuck does it have anything to do with “gender equality”? if some woman wants to play sex-slave, its their prerogative, and telling them that they can’t is by-definition ‘patronizing’, if not over-patriarchy

      1. CZmacure

        If you read Garfield’s second follow up, you’ll see he’s pretty much a SJW politically, despite being into Gor.

    10. CZmacure

      50 Shades of Grey is the top selling book ever on Amazon UK, outselling all copies of the Harry Potter books.

      But I’m sure none of the women (or men!) involved with the project have read it, that would be grounds for making them an unperson!

  25. ArchieBunker

    The libetals in my family seem to once again, care about bombs being dropped overseas. The only response i could come up with was “yeah, obamas wars piss me off too”. No response. But im sure tomorrow they’ll put up some meme about missing obama and his scandal free presidency. Smh. How can smart people be so damned dumb

  26. Diane Reynolds

    Millennial Carjackers flummoxed by stick shift, kill man in front of his family, unable to understand the ancient technology.

    http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/12/carjackers-kill-texasman-front-family-realizing-drive-stick-shift-deputies-say

    1. Vhyrus

      Woodchipper time.

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’ll help

  27. AlmightyJB

    “While in 2011 a girl’s pet Chihuahua was a mauled to death by four staffies.”

    Doing God’s work.

    Also, do those writers get paid by the word?

  28. Brochettaward

    Kim Jung Un threatens war of annihilation against US over fat shaming by John McCain. He has previously also complained to China over insulting comments over his weight.

    Also, I love the British media. Even when they adopt the language of the SJ left and throw around terms like fat shaming, they still have the perfect amount of bitchiness in their tabloids while still managing to throw up 5000 words around stories that consist of celebrity beach pictures.

    1. tarran

      I suspect that the daily mail has custom keyboards with buttons that insert strings like “shows off” “pert derriere” “in a skimpy bikini” and “that leaves little to the imagination.”

      1. commodious spittoon

        It’s always fun to click on a Daily Mail link at work, since the margins are filled with softcore porn.

        1. Haybob

          I spend a good amount of time looking at social media for work if the shit I’ve seen on some pages hasn’t gotten me fired I doubt some sexy woman doing yoga will.

          1. commodious spittoon

            I am routinely surprised by the amount of browsing we get away with where I work, given the size of the corporation. There is absolutely no reason they should have to put up with streaming youtube videos, for example, but for some reason their policy is super lax. But I don’t want to push it, so I gauge what the urls actually say. Sex? Bikini? Nude? Body? Maybe I’ll pull it up on my phone, instead.

          2. Haybob

            Ya I comment on here from my phone. I’ve seen the power my company weilds. But since part of my job utilizes social media we are given the nod. I’ve never come across anything too horrible but still probably enough to get the casual employer browser in trouble.

          3. Haybob

            Employee* damn autocorrect

    2. John Titor

      I would be perfectly fine with solving this with a slapfight between Un and McCain. Going to have to give the advantage to Un.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, funny you can have an article about Un, and McCain is still the biggest asshole in the article.

    3. Gilmore

      The pictures they put in the article are wonderful trolling.

  29. The Media’s Trump Derangement Syndrome

    “Journalists’ left-wing proclivities might not be so bad if the norm of objectivity still shaped the way they report the news. Sadly, many journalists, especially the younger ones, believe that objective journalism “is a myth.”…

    “We must also look at how the media’s audience’s habits and opinions have changed….”

  30. Chipwooder

    I see that Shikha was operating on all cylinders today. It’s now all Trump’s fault that some Indian politician hates Muslims because something something Muslim ban something something illegal aliens.

    1. trshmnstr

      Meh. I left TSTSNBN so I didn’t have to read SD anymore.

    2. John Titor

      I still think her scummiest moment was the absolute hatred she spewed at Bobby Jindal for daring to do things like not identify as Indian-American, using an English name and practicing a non-Indian religion (Islam, of course, always had its place in India).

    3. RBS

      I just read the print edition. She rarely, if ever, makes it there (as far as I can remember).

    4. Juvenile Bluster

      Wait, what?

      Surely, Hindu nationalism and its conflict with Islam is new. It certainly hasn’t been going on for over a century. India and Pakistan are best friends. In fact, India wasn’t partitioned (more or less on religious lines) in 1947. Not at all. Tens of thousands of Muslims weren’t masacarred by Hindus in 1947 either. Nope.

      1. Brochettaward

        It dates back a lot longer than a century. Probably from the time when Muslims committed mini-genocide when they first entered India.

    5. Heroic Mulatto

      Adityanath shared the stage during a hate speech in which an unidentified speaker urged the Hindu audience to dig up the graves of Muslim women and rape the corpses. Recording of this event went viral on social media in March 2015.

      Bruh.

    1. Tundra

      *throws skates in car and heads North*

      1. Enough About Palin

        It does look like fun.

    2. Cool, dig the music as well, I’ve not heard of Kaleo before, gonna have to check them out.

  31. Viking1865

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUkDu6koxmw

    I have been laughing my ass off at this video.

    1. Gilmore

      I appreciate that those people are speaking english but nothing they say makes any sense.

      1. Viking1865

        Dude if that first bit doesn’t make you laugh, I got nothing for you.

        1. Gilmore

          it seemed to be men talking about other men’s body-hair. it was hard to understand why since they were all almost as bald as chinese babies.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            White people.

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2. But Enough About Me

      There are some days I can’t help but be proud I’m a Canuck.

    3. Tundra

      That. Was. Awesome.

    4. Tundra

      Hey! It’s the same guys!

      1. commodious spittoon

        Funny. Super distracted by interviewer dude’s razor burn.

    5. commodious spittoon

      “I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it.”

      Ahah.

      1. commodious spittoon

        You know what? Fuck it. That’s worth eight bucks.

        1. Tundra

          “Why do you hate them so much?”

          “Cause hockey players would grab a monkey by the tit if they could.”

          1. Viking1865

            Where’s the salt and pepper, bud?

            Don’t you fuckin’ start.

            S and P, the choice for me.

            I paid a C-hair just shy of 20 for each of these C-suckers and I will not be told how to cook ’em.

          2. Tundra

            Grill marks!

          3. Viking1865

            What ya wanna do, pan sear it, both sides, finish her off in the ovens.

            Well, see, now that sounds like over-handling to me.

            You’d be over-handling them, Squirrelly Dan.

            Well, he’d be Squirrelly Dan’dling.

        2. commodious spittoon

          What, are you kidding me? I can’t buy a sub for this service? Do they know who I am? I’M AN AMERICAN, GODDAMNIT! WE INVENTED TV!

          1. commodious spittoon

            Wow. That’s disappointing. This seems like the sort of bootstrap regional show that could use any dollars thrown at it, even crispy green American dollars. Shame.

  32. Stillhunter


    I doubt anyone has seen this unless you also have 4 NPR stations and 2 crappy music stations near you to choose from. I can’t stand listening most times, but when I do I am reminded of why I don’t…

    Money line after all the hand-wringing is that 13 million people have entered the US from Canada since October and 7,000 have been turned away. The HORROR!

    Oh yeah, first time trying this so if it doesn’t work I’m sure you can find it anyway…

    1. Stillhunter

      Ok, guess you can’t search when the embedded text doesn’t show either. Just go to NPR and you’ll see it. Tags are hard…

    2. Gilmore

      13 million people have entered the US from Canada since October and 7,000 have been turned away

      and that was just because they were too drunk to answer the “do you have any fruits or vegetables” question

      1. 100th Meridian

        Those assholes took two apples from my car, in the middle of a goddamn Montana winter, because they lacked a nation of origin sticker on them. I guess next time when I snag some fruit from the hotel lobby in the morning I’ll be sure make sure the magical sticker is present.

    3. 100th Meridian

      The CBC is doing their best to gin up outrage over this. When they do allow comments on the articles, there’s a surprising amount of pushback in the comments with people pointing out that the US is under no obligation to let anyone in.

      1. Stillhunter

        Another point in the story claimed many people canceled their travel plans to the US, including the Canadian version of Girl Scouts deciding not to come here. Probably based on said ginning. Maybe they should try Mexico…

        1. commodious spittoon

          Nothing wrong with our northern cousins wanting to gin things up down here. Nothing wrong with gin at all.

      2. Brochettaward

        As someone who is banned from ever entering Canada, I say payback is a bitch.

      3. But Enough About Me

        Yeah, I had to point that out to the spousal unit the other day. She caught herself for a second and then sheepishly muttered, “You’re right, of course.”

        I think the amazing ease with which most Canadians are granted an implicit 90-day visa to visit the U.S. simply by showing up at their border has led far too many of them to think that entry is somehow “owed” to them.

  33. mexican sharpshooter

    Hi everyone. I’m new here. Initially lurked at that other place since the comments were clearly more entertaining than the articles. Thought I’d pad your numbers a bit instead of lurking.

    I will utilize this space to introduce myself: I am not Tulpa.

    Thank you.

    1. Vhyrus

      Damn Mexican immigrants.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        I’m actually from Phoenix, but I fielded a lot of such comments in high school. I’m in the right place.

        1. Vhyrus

          I’m in Phoenix! We could get together and I could totally tell you to go back to your own country! It’ll be AWESOME!

          True story, when my girlfriend and I moved from New Mexico to South Carolina, we had a woman call my gf an illegal immigrant and tell her to go back to her own country. When my gf explained that New Mexico is a state, she said she had never heard of it. My gf is black, btw, with the straightest American accent you’ll ever hear. Good times.

          1. But Enough About Me

            Good God. My reply (after I picked my jaw up from the ground) would have been something along the lines of “Did you . . . go to school?”

          2. Vhyrus

            We had a woman at Wal mart that had to check with her supervisor if she could sell us alcohol because she ‘wasn’t sure if our [New Mexico] IDs were valid here’.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            Weird. I was stationed at Shaw for a time…your experience with the local yokels mirrors mine. “Yer clearly Mexican, but ya talk with uh educated voice. Offputtin.”

          4. R C Dean

            Yo. Tucson represent. Welcome aboard. Don’t drop the soap, and you should be fine.

    2. Tundra

      Welcome, Senor Sharpshooter.

    3. trshmnstr

      You know who else didn’t appear to be Tulpa?

      1. commodious spittoon

        “WakaWaka”?

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana?

    4. But Enough About Me

      I will utilize this space to introduce myself: I am not Tulpa.

      We are all not-Tulpa. /*wink*/

  34. The Late P Brooks

    That’s just what tulpa would say.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    From the New Republic:


    The moral case for universal health care is too often obscured by red-baiting. But once you accept that everyone should be covered, and establish that the expansion of government programs is the only viable path to achieving that goal, that case is difficult to ignore.

    I linked to the article this morning when am links was dead.

    I like it, though. It’s simple, clean, straightforward. “It is morally imperative that this be done; only the government can do it, and you’re evil if you don’t agree.”

    1. But Enough About Me

      “If you accept all of my premises, my conclusion is obvious.”

      Oh, Lawd have mercy. This is what passes for intelligent commentary from public intellectuals these days.

      We’re FUCKED.

      1. Vhyrus

        This is the literary equivalent of asking a used car salesman ‘what’s the lowest price you’ll take?’

    2. Brochettaward

      This is the crux of the healthcare debate, though. That simple notion that everyone should have healthcare on demand is pretty damn common. No free market solution would ever achieve said (mythical) 100% coverage. And even when you can show people that Medicare and Medicaid are awful, and there are in fact real drawbacks to the various universal schemes in their utopias over in Europe and areas where they fall way short of America’s healthcare, they’ll still demand everyone have healthcare. And even those who don’t want universal government programs usually still support a safety net because they don’t want to be the mean cheapskate who would just let people die if they couldn’t afford treatment on their own.

      That, combined with the propaganda line young people have heard all of their lives from the media (to include or perhaps especially Hollywood) that Europe has better healthcare at lower costs, is difficult to overcome.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        The sad part is they never dig in to how these systems manage acheive the lower costs. I work at an infamous VAMC. One example of cost containment is having a single MRI unit for a system “covering” around 90k Vets. On a per patient basis costs are reduced due to only having to purchase and maitain one MRI lasting several years.

        Compare that to say, Mayo who just spent 6 or 7 figures on a top of line machine…they have to spread that cost among patients that can pay for the scan. But I bet they’ll catch that brain tumor before Christmas.

        1. Brochettaward

          Yes. The fact that care gets rationed and any other basic economic argument of that sort tends to get dismissed as some sort of free market zealotry or voodoo talk from my experience. I was able to get a prog to agree on two basic points about government provided healthcare:
          1. It was inferior to private insurance and care, for those who could afford the latter.
          2. It was best left as a last resort.

          The other side of this is that America’s healthcare gets passed off as free market when it’s already heavily regulated and distorted by every layer of government we have. Costs here are higher than they often should be given the care provided. Though this, too, is also hard for many progressives to accept or admit even when you can show hard evidence. But costs are also just higher because Americans do still enjoy more freedom of choice in what treatments they get and when they get them.

    3. CZmacure

      I love making people who take this tack argue that they have a right to the labor of healthcare providers.

      You know who else asserted he had a right to other people’s labor?