That’s a bigger “but” than the disclaimer in a pharmaceutical advertisement.
Heroic Mulatto
Talk to your doctor about Olvenena (apremlimumab).
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: black lung, your mom unfriending you on Facebook, dishpan hands, appendicitis, enlarged labia, stomach ulcers, blue balls, dyscalculia, sweaty balls, downsizing, E. coli, mercury poisoning, jaundice, mass hysteria, double vision, and incurable urinary tract infection.
BigGreg
Well, yeah but it will cure your toe nail fungus.
jesse.in.mb
But can she twerk?
Glitterstorm
Can someone investigate this?
jesse.in.mb
*applies for grant, develops entirely new subspecialty of kinesthetic wellness studies*
Glitterstorm
lmfao
Hyperion
Just say that it fights global warming. I’m available as a co-investigator.
Hahah! Well, Billings is hardly a destination for anyone outside of Montana.* Most folks head to Yellowstone or Glacier or the state capital, Helena.
*Super destination for 406 natives
Hyperion
My sister lives near Bozeman. I want to get out there soon because wifey has never been, and it’s been about 10 years since I’ve been out there.
SQWRLZ
Billings, eh? We were just there last week visiting my wife’s aunt and uncle!
Seems like an unexpectedly fun town. Caroused downtown, climbed the scary-ass steps carved into the butte, and the other things you said below.
(Sorry I’m necromancing the thread, I’m trying to stay offline AMAP lately)
Yes, but you want to get out of the way before the air displacement knocks you down.
jesse.in.mb
I’m now imagining her Guile from Street Fighter’s sonic boom counterpart
R C Dean
Not my thing. There ought to be a law! File under de gustibus non est disputandum.
UnCivilServant
The hip to waist ratio is wrong.
westernsloper
It’s not “wrong” it is just a different ratio. When I was trying to date before I gave up, I saw a profile where she was doing a Kardashian pose with the caption, “Is this much ass even legal?” It’s all good. I didn’t email her though.
I dated a girl who looked like Mia and broke up about 3 years before Pulp Fiction came out. When I first saw the poster for the movie I did a quadruple-take and nearly passed out.
About 8 years ago she stalked me via LinkedIn. All I got out of the experience was enough info to find out what she looked like in 2008. Time – had not been kind – sort of like it hasn’t been kind to Uma.
You monster. That Asian woman didn’t have owl glasses. Hyperion and I are quite upset.
I was going to use a couple Gleb Savchenko pics in my next comic, but now I’m too upset.
jesse.in.mb
I didn’t realize this was a thing.
Also I have no idea who Gleb Savchenko is, but having GIS’d him, I’d probably lick the sweat off his abs, so thanks for the intro on that.
BakedPenguin
It was a goofy joke that started back at the old site. But I do like the aesthetic.
And I figured you’d like Gleb.
westernsloper
I am a fan of the Asian chics in owl glasses. I was there and fully disappointed at Hyps lame attempt at a link.
Hyperion
Hey! It’s not my fault that John cannot back up his claims with a damn link. I did my best!
Rhywun
Oh my- I’m starting to like Thicc Thursdays again.
Hyperion
She doesn’t have T&A either. But your link does and I approve. Even though them ain’t real owl glasses. One day I’m gonna solve this mystery and post a link of the real Asian Owl Glasses girl.
Florida Man
I like something between the thicc girl and the skeleton, preferably of the Latina variety.
holy crap that dude looks like my cousin…. well he’s more ripped but still.
jesse.in.mb
Go on…
*roots around in closet for 55 gallon drum*
Vhyrus
He’s married, sorry. Although his brother (my other cousin) is not and the rumor is that you two would get along very well if you catch my drift. Unfortunately the available cousin looks more like me. No, that’s not a good thing if you’re wondering.
jesse.in.mb
Well that’s disappointing.
Jimbo
That’s one big fucking-closet!
jesse.in.mb
I left a lot of open space when I exited.
AlexinCT
All right Jesse that is going to cost me a new monitor man…
Rhywun
*falls out of chair*
Jimbo
She is wearing tights in pic 1 and 3 – not leggings. A definition
My parents’ pastor has a similar policy. I think he had a close call on a sexual harassment claim from crazy early in his ministry and decided to be proactive about it.
Gilmore
I think he had a close call on a sexual harassment claim
Fortunately that sort of thing never happens with public figures like politicians. when they have similar policies, its because they’re psychotic fundamentalist sexists.
Gilmore
e.g. as the WaPo writer suggests
There’s little distance between that perspective and that of the ultra-orthodox Jews who refuse to sit next to a woman on an airplane, or the fundamentalist Muslims who demand that women be covered head to toe to contain the unstoppable sexual allure that renders men unable to control their urges.
AlexinCT
In D.C. the only insulation that protects you from retaliation and accusations that are career and life ending, is to have a (D) next to your name..
only Charlie is the rapper N.O.R.E, and he interviews hip-hop legends… but the interview involves drinking themselves under the table.
It follows a predictably hilarious pattern, where in the beginning they just awkwardly answer questions, by the middle they are telling humorous revealing stories about their past, and by the end they’re yelling about who owes them money and then weeping about their friend who got killed way back when
The ones with Dj Premier/Pete Rock + Brand Nubian were both great. Haven’t seen this one yet.
Heroic Mulatto
Imma watch this.
westernsloper
Yep, the best policy with some teams is to bang the interns. At least then you are not a sexist.
Hyperion
He’s an Indiana SoCon. I know guys like that.
westernsloper
“She be thick like good oatmeal” is my new favorite phrase. (I learned it last night. Quote may be off a bit.)
Heroic Mulatto
Ahem. And I quote:
jesse.in.mb
erhmagahd, the youtube video!
westernsloper
That’s it!! That is awesome.
Jimbo
I love that. The dude has the best response. “That’s what I’m talkin ’bout!” is what his finger and head nod mean.
Grummun
OT: Repeating this here, as the earlier thread I dropped it on was long dead: If anyone has successfully built an AR upper, I’d appreciate comments on which brands/types of parts to look for/avoid.
You need a vise, an upper vise block, and an armorers wrench, or if going for a custom free float rail, the wrench fromw the manufacturer. A torque wrench is recommended. The upper itself really doesn’t matter, just make sure you have a good barrel and bolt.
AlmightyJB
I haven’t done a build. I have pre-ban Colt and have been thinking about it as well. I’ve always heard really good things about cmmg.
Jefe Hayek
If you’re just building one and don’t have any tools, it may make sense to buy a complete upper. Just a thought.
If you build from scratch, Anderson or Spikes Tactical are both perfectly fine and cheap. Bolt carrier group, I went with Toolcraft. I went with regular nitrite. Nickel boron ones are that much more expensive. It’s up to you. I got a Rainier Arms barrel (300 blackout) that had good reviews.
I went with a cheap build overall, so you could look into some of the more expensive stuff, but I personally don’t see the benefit for anything less than a competition or specialty gun
Number.6
I live in Connecticut, so my expertise is solidly in the theoretical 🙁
Diane Reynolds
ZOMG! They should post these on Friday. And by “they”, I think y’all know who I mean.
Bit the bullet, subscribed to a VPN, and am torrenting this stupid show now. And it’s pretty good.
John Titor
Letterkenny? I’ve got to say, they nailed the rural Ontario dialect.
commodious spittoon
Yar. Getting better every minute. Kay is a peach.
commodious spittoon
^Katy
commodious spittoon
SLOWING DOWN MY COMMENTS, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?? OH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
John Titor
Kay is infinitely hotter than any of the small town whores I’ve met. I fucking wish women like that hung around the Bay.
Hyperion
There’s a thicc girl on one of my wife’s novelas she watches. She’s like holy motha of gawd. Can’t find too many pics of her quickly, and she looks way hotter on the TV, but, I’ll have to do more research:
Mexico used to be a place I wanted to retire in. Not so much anymore. Hell, there was probably a time that Venezuela was a place worth considering for retirement. But the leftists have wreaked their havoc on most of central and South America. There’s not much left to wreck, looks like the USA is next.
commodious spittoon
There’s a lot of ruin in a nation.
westernsloper
I have a good friend who has property in Venezuela and married to a Venezuelan. I was looking at property there a few years ago on his recommendation. After a bit of research I told him no way would I buy. Eventually they will confiscate all the gringos property. It will be the south American Zimbabwe.
Rhywun
You mean they don’t all look like the dudes that hang out on my corner as I’m headed to the office in the morning?
westernsloper
The swarthy hot dudes hang out in the Home Depot parking lot. The ones on a corner are MS-13. Even I know that.
Rhywun
I learned something today. Avoid people with facial tatts – oh wait, I already do that.
Hyperion
Avoid the cross-eyed ones with neck tatts also. IOW, 90% of the population of Ocean Beach, MD.
Rhywun
I don’t know that town but I’ll take your word for it.
Hyperion
There’s no reason to go there, trust me. Unless you want to see a freak show.
jesse.in.mb
So Barstow, CA?
Vhyrus
do you mean Ocean City?
Hyperion
I don’t think I’ve ever been to Barstow, Jesse. I’m fairly well traveled and I swear that Ocean City has the largest collection of inbred trailer trash on the planet.
jesse.in.mb
Barstow is one giant rest stop for 99.9999% of the world’s population but methed out inbreds trying to sell disgustingly malnourished puppies out of the back of an old toyota truck in the Carl’s Jr. parking lot call it home.
Hyperion
Maybe Barstow and Ocean City can be sister cities.
Vhyrus
I am originally from Maryland so I am well versed in Ocean City inhabitants. It’s basically Jersey without the atmosphere.
Jimbo
I don’t Hyp. It’d be hard to beat Barstow.
Jimbo
Behind every Mexican man is a strong Mexican woman…and behind her is his wife.
Drake
I do squats a couple times a week. I’m guessing she can squat more than LeGarrette Blunt.
The Elite Elite
Best one yet. Holy crap, she’s got a perfect body. Love that huge booty!
Jimbo
No way I can do doggie with her. She’d be like, “stick it in!” I’d be like, “I thought it was!”
Hyperion
Doggie works with every woman, no matter how much bubble butt they have. Or they’re not doing doggie right. Now if a woman like that is lying flat down on their belly… I had a GF like that and lol, it wasn’t possible unless you had a 20″ … record.
Comments
140 responses to “Thicc Thursday”
No more calls, please. We have a winner.
“go ‘way, ‘batin’”
Full on areola pic from Raven
THICC and factory space? That’s some rare meat.
This is relevant to my interests
*runs to bunk*
*doesn’t make it*
*buys new pants*
Seriously, great work. Top 2-3 Thicc Thursday and I applaud all of the hard, err, work you put in to bring to us glibs
I’m just here to educate.
That’s a bigger “but” than the disclaimer in a pharmaceutical advertisement.
Talk to your doctor aboutOlvenena (apremlimumab).
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: black lung, your mom unfriending you on Facebook, dishpan hands, appendicitis, enlarged labia, stomach ulcers, blue balls, dyscalculia, sweaty balls, downsizing, E. coli, mercury poisoning, jaundice, mass hysteria, double vision, and incurable urinary tract infection.
Well, yeah but it will cure your toe nail fungus.
But can she twerk?
Can someone investigate this?
*applies for grant, develops entirely new subspecialty of kinesthetic wellness studies*
lmfao
Just say that it fights global warming. I’m available as a co-investigator.
Hey! Btw, didn’t mean to just never reply to your question the other day.
I live in Billings. Wasn’t sure if you were planning a trip to Montana or something.
He is now…
Hahah! Well, Billings is hardly a destination for anyone outside of Montana.* Most folks head to Yellowstone or Glacier or the state capital, Helena.
*Super destination for 406 natives
My sister lives near Bozeman. I want to get out there soon because wifey has never been, and it’s been about 10 years since I’ve been out there.
Billings, eh? We were just there last week visiting my wife’s aunt and uncle!
Seems like an unexpectedly fun town. Caroused downtown, climbed the scary-ass steps carved into the butte, and the other things you said below.
(Sorry I’m necromancing the thread, I’m trying to stay offline AMAP lately)
She’s a fan, if nothing else
I’ll take it.
why do you keep pimping for facebook ?
Yes, but you want to get out of the way before the air displacement knocks you down.
I’m now imagining her Guile from Street Fighter’s sonic boom counterpart
Not my thing.
There ought to be a law!File under de gustibus non est disputandum.The hip to waist ratio is wrong.
It’s not “wrong” it is just a different ratio. When I was trying to date before I gave up, I saw a profile where she was doing a Kardashian pose with the caption, “Is this much ass even legal?” It’s all good. I didn’t email her though.
God. Damn.
the pusherman
I dated a girl who looked like Mia and broke up about 3 years before Pulp Fiction came out. When I first saw the poster for the movie I did a quadruple-take and nearly passed out.
About 8 years ago she stalked me via LinkedIn. All I got out of the experience was enough info to find out what she looked like in 2008. Time – had not been kind – sort of like it hasn’t been kind to Uma.
I love you, HM.
Is it Tersday alreddy?
Pretty tick.
What the hell?
Don’t worry the internet is still full of waifish Asian women
You monster. That Asian woman didn’t have owl glasses. Hyperion and I are quite upset.
I was going to use a couple Gleb Savchenko pics in my next comic, but now I’m too upset.
I didn’t realize this was a thing.
Also I have no idea who Gleb Savchenko is, but having GIS’d him, I’d probably lick the sweat off his abs, so thanks for the intro on that.
It was a goofy joke that started back at the old site. But I do like the aesthetic.
And I figured you’d like Gleb.
I am a fan of the Asian chics in owl glasses. I was there and fully disappointed at Hyps lame attempt at a link.
Hey! It’s not my fault that John cannot back up his claims with a damn link. I did my best!
Oh my- I’m starting to like Thicc Thursdays again.
She doesn’t have T&A either. But your link does and I approve. Even though them ain’t real owl glasses. One day I’m gonna solve this mystery and post a link of the real Asian Owl Glasses girl.
I like something between the thicc girl and the skeleton, preferably of the Latina variety.
What, something like Natalia Velez?
*drool*
Um…yeah, that’ll do.
Yowza.
See. That’s. Just perfect. Sheer is always the way to go.
I have watched Into The Blue about a hundred times just to watch Jessica Alba swim.
*faints*
Um, yes!
¡Oh, Dios mío, ahora eso es un cuerpo!
I believe he was questioning why 1 picture was repeated.
Cause he does doesn’t appreciate the symmetry?
Dude, she’s like 10.
I mean 10 years old. Now you’re going to get HM posting more cummie videos.
I prefer the IDF.
Sigh.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpENE6yPV4
holy crap that dude looks like my cousin…. well he’s more ripped but still.
Go on…
*roots around in closet for 55 gallon drum*
He’s married, sorry. Although his brother (my other cousin) is not and the rumor is that you two would get along very well if you catch my drift. Unfortunately the available cousin looks more like me. No, that’s not a good thing if you’re wondering.
Well that’s disappointing.
That’s one big fucking-closet!
I left a lot of open space when I exited.
All right Jesse that is going to cost me a new monitor man…
*falls out of chair*
She is wearing tights in pic 1 and 3 – not leggings.
A definition
I have to say, Season 4 of He Will Not Divide Us was a bit of a disappointment.
The inevitable documentary of Shia’s life will not live up the real thing, to be sure.
the part about the “high wattage laser” made me laugh
I liked the sex robot reference.
Master Luo heads to the park and works the upper body…
100% true player.
I am in awe.
It’s the simple scams that work best.
A bonus session as I’ll be gone next week.
That Chick has a hot body.
check out her left hand at about .45 seconds
lol. then she orgasms at 7 .55
lo effing l
Mike Pence wouldn’t. And that’s OK.
http://hotair.com/archives/2017/03/30/the-left-is-stunned-that-mike-pence-refuses-to-eat-alone-with-women-other-than-his-wife/
My parents’ pastor has a similar policy. I think he had a close call on a sexual harassment claim from crazy early in his ministry and decided to be proactive about it.
Fortunately that sort of thing never happens with public figures like politicians. when they have similar policies, its because they’re psychotic fundamentalist sexists.
e.g. as the WaPo writer suggests
In D.C. the only insulation that protects you from retaliation and accusations that are career and life ending, is to have a (D) next to your name..
So what you’re saying is that Pence needs the D?
trying to decode that.
“die antwoord knock-off”plus”midget”?
All kidding aside, that achondroplasitic dwarf crazy Ｔ Ｈ Ｉ Ｃ Ｃ tho.
Actually, as far as I can tell, it’s more like “the Weird Al of EDM” plus midget.
I don’t even know what that words means (*i’m guessing “has a false fear of being allergic to plastic spiders“)….
….but i did think “Is that a really really short girl, or a midget?”… because her dancing sort of turned me on.
fortunately the ugly russian man screaming about his giant penis kept that feeling in check.
they have another song which features 2 midgets. Its about being drunk
That song was pretty much all of 19th to 20th century Russian literature summarized in about 3 minutes.
Just for you, HM =
Drink Champs, Featuring A Tribe Called Quest
…how to explain this….
…ok, imagine “Charlie Rose”…
only Charlie is the rapper N.O.R.E, and he interviews hip-hop legends… but the interview involves drinking themselves under the table.
It follows a predictably hilarious pattern, where in the beginning they just awkwardly answer questions, by the middle they are telling humorous revealing stories about their past, and by the end they’re yelling about who owes them money and then weeping about their friend who got killed way back when
The ones with Dj Premier/Pete Rock + Brand Nubian were both great. Haven’t seen this one yet.
Imma watch this.
Yep, the best policy with some teams is to bang the interns. At least then you are not a sexist.
He’s an Indiana SoCon. I know guys like that.
“She be thick like good oatmeal” is my new favorite phrase. (I learned it last night. Quote may be off a bit.)
Ahem. And I quote:
erhmagahd, the youtube video!
That’s it!! That is awesome.
I love that. The dude has the best response. “That’s what I’m talkin ’bout!” is what his finger and head nod mean.
OT: Repeating this here, as the earlier thread I dropped it on was long dead: If anyone has successfully built an AR upper, I’d appreciate comments on which brands/types of parts to look for/avoid.
AR Instructional Video for Thurs
You need a vise, an upper vise block, and an armorers wrench, or if going for a custom free float rail, the wrench fromw the manufacturer. A torque wrench is recommended. The upper itself really doesn’t matter, just make sure you have a good barrel and bolt.
I haven’t done a build. I have pre-ban Colt and have been thinking about it as well. I’ve always heard really good things about cmmg.
If you’re just building one and don’t have any tools, it may make sense to buy a complete upper. Just a thought.
If you build from scratch, Anderson or Spikes Tactical are both perfectly fine and cheap. Bolt carrier group, I went with Toolcraft. I went with regular nitrite. Nickel boron ones are that much more expensive. It’s up to you. I got a Rainier Arms barrel (300 blackout) that had good reviews.
I went with a cheap build overall, so you could look into some of the more expensive stuff, but I personally don’t see the benefit for anything less than a competition or specialty gun
I live in Connecticut, so my expertise is solidly in the theoretical 🙁
ZOMG! They should post these on Friday. And by “they”, I think y’all know who I mean.
Damn, BotanicSage did it again!
No double-dutch?
Bit the bullet, subscribed to a VPN, and am torrenting this stupid show now. And it’s pretty good.
Letterkenny? I’ve got to say, they nailed the rural Ontario dialect.
Yar. Getting better every minute. Kay is a peach.
^Katy
SLOWING DOWN MY COMMENTS, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?? OH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
Kay is infinitely hotter than any of the small town whores I’ve met. I fucking wish women like that hung around the Bay.
There’s a thicc girl on one of my wife’s novelas she watches. She’s like holy motha of gawd. Can’t find too many pics of her quickly, and she looks way hotter on the TV, but, I’ll have to do more research:
Viviane Arujo
Have I mentioned that I plan on retiring in Mexico, largely based on my experiences watching Mexican TV? Because it has to all be like that.
Well, I’ve been to both Mexico and Brazil a lot. And both have a LOT of hot women, but Brazil has an amazing amount of hot women.
I sometimes read this guy. He retired to Guadalajara.
Mexico used to be a place I wanted to retire in. Not so much anymore. Hell, there was probably a time that Venezuela was a place worth considering for retirement. But the leftists have wreaked their havoc on most of central and South America. There’s not much left to wreck, looks like the USA is next.
There’s a lot of ruin in a nation.
I have a good friend who has property in Venezuela and married to a Venezuelan. I was looking at property there a few years ago on his recommendation. After a bit of research I told him no way would I buy. Eventually they will confiscate all the gringos property. It will be the south American Zimbabwe.
You mean they don’t all look like the dudes that hang out on my corner as I’m headed to the office in the morning?
The swarthy hot dudes hang out in the Home Depot parking lot. The ones on a corner are MS-13. Even I know that.
I learned something today. Avoid people with facial tatts – oh wait, I already do that.
Avoid the cross-eyed ones with neck tatts also. IOW, 90% of the population of Ocean Beach, MD.
I don’t know that town but I’ll take your word for it.
There’s no reason to go there, trust me. Unless you want to see a freak show.
So Barstow, CA?
do you mean Ocean City?
I don’t think I’ve ever been to Barstow, Jesse. I’m fairly well traveled and I swear that Ocean City has the largest collection of inbred trailer trash on the planet.
Barstow is one giant rest stop for 99.9999% of the world’s population but methed out inbreds trying to sell disgustingly malnourished puppies out of the back of an old toyota truck in the Carl’s Jr. parking lot call it home.
Maybe Barstow and Ocean City can be sister cities.
I am originally from Maryland so I am well versed in Ocean City inhabitants. It’s basically Jersey without the atmosphere.
I don’t Hyp. It’d be hard to beat Barstow.
Behind every Mexican man is a strong Mexican woman…and behind her is his wife.
I do squats a couple times a week. I’m guessing she can squat more than LeGarrette Blunt.
Best one yet. Holy crap, she’s got a perfect body. Love that huge booty!
No way I can do doggie with her. She’d be like, “stick it in!” I’d be like, “I thought it was!”
Doggie works with every woman, no matter how much bubble butt they have. Or they’re not doing doggie right. Now if a woman like that is lying flat down on their belly… I had a GF like that and lol, it wasn’t possible unless you had a 20″ … record.
Don’t other me!
I would make it work for her
God damn.
That is all.