It’s Monday, I’m still up to my ass in boxes from a move (Thanks to Swiss and ZARDOZ for picking up the slack), and I’m grumpy. I will catbutt anyone who posts a link that I already posted. RTFLs!

  • I think all libertarians (glib, yokel, comso, and furries) can agree that being fired from a Federal job for violating the rules should not include 30 days of paid leave.
  • One can only imagine how much pancake it takes to choke a Catholic girl.
  • Remember, just one more law can stop domestic violence. Unless the cops tell you to stop calling 911.
  • Tesla passes Ford in market cap. One makes 25,000 trucks a week, the other 25,000 cars a quarter. I know, I know, the market can stay irrational longer than a rational man can stay solvent.
  • Random autoplay warning, but worth linking because SCIENCE proves Canadians are the biggest cry babies.

Have a little shovel-guitar for your Monday.