Happy Wednesday! I have many fewer boxes in my house and in a much better mood. Also, the pool refinishers aren’t going to rape me with STEVE SMITH’s dick, so its a good day!

Actual Picture of Democrats and Russia Spying Investigation

  • It looks like Susan Rice will be playing Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius to Trump’s Roadrunner in the 2nd go-around of Republican presidents are dangerous morons who keep not losing to the Democrats.
  • But then again, Steve Bannon just got the boot from the NSC, and took a dig at the aforementioned Ms. Rice on his way out. And Rick Perry is in? Will he bring his famously sharp memory to bear on issues of National Security? Who knows, but at least we’ll know who the leaker isn’t.
  • Gorsuch edited an article that might have plagiarized some information once. HuffPo asked, “Why do Republicans keep nominating people accused of plagiarism?” Although the plagiarism accusations are (a) always leveled after and (b) not as serious as Joe Biden’s.
  • Huh. Barry Manilow is gay?
  • Suicide bomber or Terminator? What we do know is that this dog was a good dog.

The seventies were so confusing.