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Not all roux’s are created equally. Despite the unique, delicious flavor of a flour/oil roux, it isn’t suitable for all dishes. You can make a roux from flour/butter and though the process is the same the resulting taste is quite different. A proper bisque requires a creamier base, usually seafood stock with milk or cream, and can require a fair amount of preparation. Since we are concerned with shortening time and effort, we will take a few shortcuts and still end up with a gourmet quality soup. It is a little more effort than the other recipes but well worth it. At least a dozen times every year people call me requesting that I prepare this.
12oz – 16oz frozen cooked and prepared seafood (crawfish is my favorite but shrimp or lobster is fine)
1 can of chipped crab meat (the cheap stuff, not the expensive lump meat)
2/3 stick of butter
½ of a medium sweet onion – chopped
¼ cup of white flour
1 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 to 1-1/2 quarts of whole milk
6 chicken boullion cubes
1 capfull of Zataran’s liquid crab boil
1 teaspoon of ground cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon of chopped garlic or 1 teaspoon of powdered garlic
Melt the butter in a stock pot over medium heat. Toss in the chopped onion and garlic, then stir. Make sure the onion/garlic is well coated in butter and stir occasionally until the onion starts to become clear.
Sprinkle the flour over the butter/onion with your hand. Swish around with your spoon until the flour is saturated with butter and evenly mixed in. Keep stirring and cooking until you see your butter going from yellow to a light tan. Don’t let the flour stick to the pot or darken too much. You have just made a blonde roux with onions and garlic.
Quickly pour in the pint of heavy whipping cream that you had open and sitting in easy reach. Swish around with a whisk and scrape the bottom of the pot until all of the roux is evenly mixed. Pour in your milk. Toss in the chicken boullion, cayenne, liquid crab boil, and the can of crab meat. Note that the crab meat has a small piece of paper in it. Don’t put the paper in your soup, but make sure you do put the liquid from the can in with the meat.
Stir this well and turn the heat up to medium high. Bring it to a boil and keep stirring constantly. After it begins to boil count slowly to 30 while you stir, making sure nothing sticks to the bottom of the pot, and watch carefully that the pot doesn’t boil over. If it appears that the pot may boil over simply remove from heat and turn heat down before putting the pot back on. After you have counted to 30 with the pot boiling, turn the heat down to simmer, and stir in your seafood meat. Make sure you put all of the liquid from the seafood in with the meat. The bisque should thicken as it cools.
If you want to fancy it up serve in a bowl and sprinkle with fresh chopped green onion or chives and some garlic bread. Otherwise just serve in a bowl.
*Some people like whole kernel corn in their seafood bisque. If you are one of those people, simply add a can of whole kernel corn after you have completed the process. If you want it creamier still or to add a slightly different flavor you can add in a half-cup of sour cream or cream cheese.
This is NOT a low carb dish but is so creamy and delicious that it will become a favorite. If you have all of your ingredients out and a relatively clean kitchen, a pot, knife, and whisk handy you can whip this up in under twenty minutes.
Some people like whole kernel corn in their seafood bisque.
Yes, and other people have good taste in food.
Thank you. I cannot tell you how pleased I am that this is the first comment. Lol.
The only place for corn being in the mash tank before it gets distilled, amirite?
You bet!
Excuse me? But it can also be ground into tortilla.
Also, polenta.
I will accept tortilla chips on the grounds that they’re the tastiest way to get guacamole into my mouth hole.
Guac Deployment Vehicle.
Grits too.
But all that kind of muck gets fed to the orphans.
Posole, too.
Nice bug hunks of salted pork and a goodly amount of cayenne… yum.
Grits is just redneck polenta.
Grits are made from hominy corn, polenta isn’t. Key difference between the two is that you can actually digest grits, where as polenta just looks like food.
Polenta is food for Italian rednecks, basically. From what my grandfather told me, it was about half of what his parents ate back in the mountains of Emilia.
In Romania mamaliga – polenta like substance – is quintessential peasant food.
Fresh sweet corn is one way I know God love me and wants me to be happy. Especially the super sweet varieties.
By the way, great recipe. Thanks!
possible/advisable to sub vegetarian bouillon cubes instead of chicken?
This^^^^
The bouillon cubes are for flavor, not consistency or body, so substituting one type for another would work fine, if you like the resulting flavor. I’d substitute with shrimp bouillon instead of vegetable, but whatever flavors you like, go for it.
Thanks!
Bouillon cubes are like 99% MSG, so whatever floats your boat.
Anyone else here ever use “Better than Bouillon”?
Yes, it’s excellent.
Use it all the time, although I have a local store that has an even better dried chicken bouillon.
Yes, and it’s great. I particularly like their ham version for making ham and bean soups.
Go through a lot of it. In my recent efforts to lose weight and control my blood sugar, I’ve taken to keeping a jar of beef Better than Bouillon in the office fridge. Whenever I get hunger pangs outside of lunch time, I make a quick mug of broth by using the Keurig without the coffee. Spits out hot water almost instantly.
I stopped using cubes completely after using BTB. You can get extra large jars of it at Costco for about 7 or 8 bucks and it makes a ton of stock.
I make my own instant vegetable broth powders and, sometimes, liquid vegetable broth for the freezer. The powders are made from fresh, whole vegetables. The liquid broth is made from vegetable parings I collect in a gallon storage bag in the freezer. When the bag is full, I caramelize the contents, then make the broth.
That sounds like witch craft. How do you turn them into powders? Dehydrator? Totally stealing the broth idea though. Thanks.
No, I simply cook them down. Many steps, but very little active time involved. I do it so I can customize my broths for different uses.
1. Throw carrots, onion, celery, fresh parsley and thyme into the food processor. (As I said, I tend to make different flavor profiles adding different vegetables and herbs. Right now I have a basic powder as above, a mushroom powder made with fresh and dried mushrooms, one with fennel and rosemary, one with sun-dried tomato and lots of garlic.)
2. Weigh the resulting product and mix in salt. Depending on how long I plan on keeping it, I might use salt up to 20% of the weight of the product. This draws out liquid and acts as a preservative.
3. Cook it in an appropriately sized pan on low for a couple hours. You’ll see liquid come out and it will become drier and more crumbly. I also let it brown slightly. Stir every so often.
4. Put the product on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet or two. Spread out in a thin layer. Bake in a 300F oven, stirring occasionally, until it’s dry and crispy. Could take a couple hours.
5. Let it cool completely.
6. Toss it in the food processor again and pulverize into powder.
7. Put in a tightly closed container. I use pint canning jars.
8. Mix dry powder with boiling water to taste, or add to dishes while cooking.
This. Just throw in a teaspoon of sea salt, worked for me.
My hot take on Syria bombing. It’s *surprising* to me (as in, I’m not at all actually surprised) to see the media talk about the risk of starting a war with Russia over the bombing along with calls for diplomacy. I mean, the media breathlessly told me how smart Hillary was for wanting to implement a no-fly zone.
They really are shameless hacks.
My hot take. Assad heard Trump wasn’t going to look for his ouster and it went through the dictator translator that meant he could be an even bigger psychopath than he already was with no consequences. Same thing as happened with Saddam and him being told we weren’t interested in a border dispute.
What a coincidence. I just ordered lobster bisque for lunch. My taste buds are aflame with desire.
It’s starting to look like we need some common sense Truck control…
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/04/07/least-3-dead-truck-rams-stockholm-store/100163050/
Obligatory
OT: Hillary lists the reasons she lost the election.
*SPOILER ALERT* Russia, Comey, Wikileaks, Misogyny.
Looks like nothing was learned.
On topic – I am totally making this, stat.
Repeating from yesterday =
– Russia + Wikileaks were supposed to be the same thing; and both equally meaningless
– Misogyny is hard to claim given she couldn’t win over females in her own cohort; self-hating women, maybe? The idea requires some belief in a mass-psychology which is itself derogatory and collectivist towards millions of women. Were women *obligated* to vote for her?
– Comey (as a proxy for the FBI) would never have been a problem for her had she never actually gone to extraordinary lengths trying to evade Federal Transparency/Record-keeping/intelligence handling requirements
What’s notable about her excuses is that she doesn’t seem to address anything about Democrats losing pull with American voters over the course of Obama’s tenure. Candidates for the incumbent party are generally considered at least 50% a referendum on the incumbent president himself. Her comments are nothing but head-fakes to avoid talking about anything real.
Women who didn’t vote for Her are self-loathing tools of the patriarchy. Everyone knows that!
“self-hating women, maybe”
Nope. Usual interpretation: women not voting for Hillary a sign of how insidious the unrecognized cultural patriarchy is.
They simply suffer from false consciousness.
BTW, if you REALLY want to laugh, I give you this as my gift to the Glibertopia, because I love each and every one of you.
There are some laughs from the get go, but make sure you scroll down to #6.
Holy Jeebus.
About 3 of them plausibly made the cut. No names, I don’t want to be a spoiler.
Holy shit, that’s hilarious. It must be a joke. It just has to be.
To be fair, maybe 8-10 of them belong on that list if their photographs were better, but in general, I think the right term might be “A Carnival of Nasties”.
Yes, some of them are legitimately attractive but the photos used were just about the worst possible, like the one Playmate.
Not sure what’s funnier – Hillary being on it or Beyoncé at #1.
And let’s be honest: Beyonce may be fuckable, but she’s certainly not “top 30” territory. She’s only on that list because she’s a major proggie ass-kisser.
I wouldn’t expect to hear anything different from her. She has donors to answer to, and presumably a party hierarchy whom she convinced to elbow everyone else out of the way and let her run essentially unopposed in the primary on the premise that she couldn’t lose the general. She blew millions of dollars and left the party in a significantly worse state than it was in before, and we now have Trump as president (which was supposed to be impossible). Her explanation can never be “I lost because I suck and our party’s platform has no future, and I simply counted my chickens long before any had hatched because I’m arrogant that way.”
I’m going to do one for beef pho. The write up takes about a week, though.
Looking forward to it. I hate forking over $15 for a bowl of pho here at the only place that makes it.
Would someone please explain Pho to me? People are going crazy over it, I frequent a nice Vietnamese restaurant where about half the clientele are eating it at any one time, but I have never really saw what the big deal was.
You don’t like soup? YOU MONSTER!
Just a very hearty soup with heavy noodles with a variety of spices, meats and vegetables. Excellent winter-time food.
I’m more a fan of Ramen (good Ramen) but I do like Pho.
Does Pho use rice noodles? If so, that might be why I haven’t been that hyped on it.
I bought Momofuku cookbook to learn to make good ramen. So far I have just made their bao recipe, but I really enjoyed it so I am excited to get some proper ramen going.
Did you really make fresh bao? Damn, son!
I’m starting to think a Glibertarian Potluck would be something extraordinary.
I’ll bring the brownies.*
*Caramel brownies, that is.
Catchment area would be extreme though …
… starts digging out recipes for syllabub and family traditional trifle …
Indeed I did. The bun dough recipe makes 50 buns, so that was a long day 🙂
Did you steam them in a traditional bamboo steaming basket, too? Dude, that’s so awesome. Bao is on my bucket list of things to eventually try my hand at.
Unfortunately no, I didn’t have any at the time, just a good ole’ american stainless steel in-pot steamer.
I used to own a bamboo steamer, but if you ever forget to immediately wash the thing after use… Lets just say that I couldn’t trust it to ever be clean again. Metal is at least non-porous and more easily soaked and scrubbed.
I’m starting to think a Glibertarian Potluck would be something extraordinary.
If everyone wants to gather in Bowling Green (for some reason I can’t imagine), I will provide the beer.
It is centrally located…oh, I have a reason, Mammoth Cave!
The real star of Pho is not the noodles it is the broth which is typically made from oxtail and leongrass and star anise
OMWC makes a truly excellent vegetarian pho. (I’m not really vegetarian.)
I wish we had a ramen place here. … So pho is basically the next best thing.
Pho > Ramen
I’ve never had professionally prepared ramen–just the freeze dried stuff in the cups from the grocery store for 10 cents each. So I will have to take your word for it until then!
It’s like boobies. You can’t really explain the attraction, but once experienced it’s totally obvious.
Gorsuch confirmed.
I know, all the women in the office were told to go home and get cooking.
And all maternity leave was cancelled.
There were about 30 spontaneous abortions in this office.
Minorities being rounded up and sent to deportation processing facilities starting 30 seconds after the vote concluded.
I am not even in the US and am being deported to Mexico
Serves you right you dirty furiner.
And by “Deportation Processing Facilities” you mean woodchippers whose outflows cross the border.
99 votes… Is Sessions’ seat still empty?
You could make the argument that it was empty even before he was AG
People argue that the Eath is flat, and that humans cause global warming too.
Johnny Isakson was absent.
Ah, thank you.
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US judge Neal Gorsuch named to finish term of Anthony Scalia, after violent imbeciles in congress threaten one another with nuclear attack.
I never got the whole debate about originalist versus no originalist constitutional law. One would think the whole point of a constitution is to impose some clear limits on general laws, limits saet by those who wrote it. If interpretation of the constitution is flexible in time what is the point of even having one?
There is no point. Besides, your betters in the media have determined that the Constitution is too hard to understand, being like 100 years old or something.
The issue is that the interpretation has to encompass situations which the framers never anticipated.
The result is a decision over whether the subsequent ruling is objectively conforms to the laws as written, where possible, or whether an interpretation of the law in the spirit in which the framers are most likely to have meant it, or whether to create new rules out of whole cloth and use some very poor connection to an existing amendment to the constitution.
I don’t think it’s wrong to believe that some flexibility is required in interpreting the constitution, but I also believe that the flexibility involved should be made as a de minimus interpretation.
This is the originalist vs textualist vs ‘living constitution’ interpretations of the USC
Or you could amend the thing to take into account these situations
Well, that’s one way, but historically, it hasn’t worked out well, because ultimately, it’s another Big Rule that communitarians can point at and punish you with.
The constitution, primarily is a broad-brush document that explains which of your natural rights CANNOT be infringed. So, if you have a right to free speech, but it’s being limited in some way, the way to fix that would (by default) to establish that you should not be limited because your freedom is guaranteed by the first amendment, not ‘re-guaranteed’ by the 38th amendment.
The distinction was lost on me for a long while. The USC doesn’t tell you what you can do. It tells you what the government has no right to stop you doing.
Sorry #6, but I would argue the Constitution is not what you describe.
The Constitution details how the federal government should be structured. As well as what Congress and other branches of the federal government is allowed to do. It sets up a government and grants powers to specific parts of it. If a power is not specifically mentioned and what part of government it belongs to, it does not exist and an amendment is necessary to create that power.
This is why amendments were necessary to do things like ban alcohol, or tax people.
All your natural rights are implied because they are *not* mentioned. If you abolished the First Amendment tomorrow, you would still have free speech. A new amendment granting the federal government the power to regulate speech would be necessary, at a minimum, to get rid of free speech.
So the USC doesn’t tell you want you can do, nor does it tell you what government has no right to stop you from doing. It says what the government has the power *to* do. It’s another level of distinction.
The Bill of Rights (what you really seem to be talking about) exists because a lot of people at the time didn’t think that simply not mentioning a power was enough to stop government from doing it anyway, so they made sure to specifically describe things they didn’t want it doing.
But if you read the pre-amble and the 9th and 10th Amendments, it’s pretty obvious that your natural rights are yours and not limited to what is in the 8 amendments in between. The Bill of Rights guarantees you no rights at all, it simply spells out some of the stuff that is implied by the original document.
Of course that’s like my opinion, man.
In reality it doesn’t seem to work that way, because people have decided that it’s not how it works. Hence the “living breathing document” talk.
Also, the framers had a different worldview. And neither they, nor the document were perfect. Most glaringly so on the topic of slavery. Everyone now recognizes that slavery was wrong, and indefensibly so, yet that passed constitutional muster for decades.
I don’t think anyone nowadays would argue that the 13th,14th and 15th amendments shouldn’t have been enacted. I do wonder about the the 19th and 26th sometimes, usually after a presidential election.
I’m not convinced (as an ignorant furriner) that some of the later amendments couldn’t have been written into law without ennobling them with the imprimatur of being an *amendment*.
The 17th was a major mistake.
This is as good a place as any to post this question. My in-laws have citrus trees in their yard and my wife showed up with 25lbs of lemons yesterday. Any ideas on what to do with them?
I’m sure one of you wise asses will tell me to make lemonade.
Limoncello. Use all the zest for the extraction, and either can or freeze the lemon juice.
I get a case of lemons for this purpose every year or so.
Gives me an excuse to buy vodka. Thank you!
Oh, and here’s my secret ingredient that produces the best limoncello anyone has ever had. For every 12 lemons or so, add one lime.
Shaker lemon pie?
I thought Shakers just made chairs?
Actually, that looks pretty good.
Will be making this recipe, Thanks!
OT and completely out of the fucking blue:
Here’s something I find odd: there’s this trope that “white people don’t have any culture”. Yet, primarily white cultural pursuits (like opera or classical music) are mocked for their “whiteness”. The thesis seems to be that white people don’t have culture, and even if they do have culture, it’s stupid culture. I don’t get it.
For reasons like that one, it’s impossible to satisfy SJW demands. The only way to win is to not play.
I just made this and it turned out pretty good considering my first time making a roux and it was with the onion and garlic, which is probably not a good plan for a first time roux experiment, but I managed to make it work. I sort of got the hang of it towards the end of the roux and had to add a little more flour than a quarter cup, with the 5-6 oz of butter, it was looking a little thin.
Also substituted a couple of ingredients I didn’t have. Instead of the chicken boullion cubes, I just added a heaping teaspoon of sea salt. I don’t ever use buillion as I like to use all natural ingredients and keep things fresh as possible. Also, I didn’t have the liquid crab broil so I threw in a teaspoon of Old Bay. Hey, I’m in Maryland, so this is something that you NEVER do not have. Spicey, yes!
Outside of that, I followed the recipe and it’s pretty damn good, wife loves it.
Oh, BTW, I used 12 oz of shrimp, along with the can of cheap crab meat. Might be worth it just to use lump crab meat as it’s not that expensive around here.