Palm Sunday Noon Links

Being Palm Sunday and all, the Links are at Noon, rather than earlier. It had NOTHING to do with the overeating, one too many beers and sleeping so late I had no time for links this morning whilst rushing to make it to church service. Really. Honest. … OK, maybe it did. A bit.

Anyhow, here are some links for you to bat around for a while.

  • Not sure where this would be on one of those “Coexist” bumper stickers?
  • Oh boy, this is going to feed the fire.
  • Druggz!
  • Imma livin’ in a box. Imma livin’ in a cardboard box.
  • You know who else…?

Enjoy your day! I mean, if you want to. I guess some people like being miserable… So, go feel how ever you want today!

It is a Sunday, with these.

Comments

230 responses to “Palm Sunday Noon Links”

  1. Gustave Lytton

    The BBC

    1. The SugarFree (link)?

    2. Gustave Lytton

      The BBC?

      Shit, screwed up a first.

  2. PieInTheSKy

    With the right died and crystal therapy you would not need drugs. Big pharma is a scam.

    1. “died” – Perfect.

    2. Gilmore

      crystal therapy

      +1 Heisenberg

      1. Count Potato

        New season of Better Call Saul starts tomorrow.

        1. Ayn Random Variation

          Yay. A reason to look forward to monday

  3. Gilmore

    Do other catholics call it church, or mass? I’ve always been prone to mass, but then that’s probably because i only go on christmas and easter.

    (its sounds *heavier*)

    1. Other catholics? I am Protestant. Catholics do call it mass.

      1. Gilmore

        See, i’m such a bad catholic i didn’t even know protestants still ‘celebrated’ (is that even the right word?) the peripheral Easter-season stuff

        1. westernsloper

          Good protestants do. Back sliden heathen knuckle draggers such as myself, not so much.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          All I know is that I’m not getting pizza for a week.

          1. Gilmore

            its the price you pay for being half-chosen

          2. Jimbo

            Did you convert to Judaism? If not, my plan would be to “run errands” to get your goy food. I used to do the “give up something for Lent” or other nonsense (anyone interested in a slightly used horse hair shirt?), but I decided to stop doing it because I saw no positive long terms effects.
            But hey, people can do whatever they feel. If your wife never finds out, did it really happen?

          3. westernsloper

            If your wife never finds out, did it really happen?

            Assh, the famous last words of many a marriage.

          4. westernsloper

            aah, not assh. fat fingers.

          5. Aah, the famous last words of many a marriage.

          6. Jimbo

            “I do?”

          7. Jimbo

            To Western, I would just say that sometimes appearances matter more. In this particular case, it’s pizza. Not a big deal, as long as Playa doesn’t come home with pizza breath.
            Now, if it was deep dish…

          8. DEG

            “give up something for Lent”

            I gave up Lent for Lent and never looked back.

          9. Playa Manhattan

            No conversion. The rule is that I can’t eat it in front of them.

            But we’re in Palm Desert for the week, so I don’t really have any pizza privacy.

    2. John Titor

      Do other catholics call it church, or mass…but then that’s probably because i only go on christmas and easter.

      So a bad Catholic then?

      1. Gilmore

        Very Bad Catholic™

        1. John Titor

          A good ol’ Crusade will fix that right up for you.

          1. But Enough About Me

            Sounds like too much work. Can’t we just go back to papal indulgences?

          2. What kind of forgiveness will $20 get me.?

          3. Jimbo

            If you order in the next 10 minutes, I’ll give you 2 indulgences for $20! S&H is extra.

          4. Nephilium

            I’m ordained, I’ll give you a better deal. All sins forgiven for now, and a proclamation to go forth and sin much more.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Last time I went was my sister’s wedding, so I’m far from a representative sample but I usually called it “church” (going to church Sunday, ran into XX at church, etc) but the service itself “mass” (what time is mass tomorrow?)

      1. I’d more or less agree with this, and outside of weddings and funerals, I haven’t been to Mass in close to 20 years.

    4. JD

      Mass. It was a mass killing.

  4. Akira

    OT: I was having my annual appointment with my tax guy the other day. We haven’t really talked about politics at length other than a brief exchange on what a pain in the ass Obamacare is and how badly they have fucked up the forms they sent me, but I think he’s a Republican.

    Anyway, there was a pamphlet on a table about social security. It brought up an interesting point: Social Security is harmful for African-Americans because they have shorter lifespans on average, and the funds paid into SS don’t actually belong to you, so they can’t be passed on to surviving family members. As a result, black people are more likely to pay into SS their whole lives but get nothing back in return (either for themselves or for their heirs).

    It’s funny how the “progressive” left doesn’t find this racist. In fact, they’d probably twist the logic in some way and attempt to say that it’s racist NOT to support SS.

    1. Ponzi schemes do end up giving it to somebody, good and hard.

      1. And watch people go nuts when you suggest SS is a Ponzi scheme.

        From what I’ve read, the original Ponzi actually intended a real investment, daft as the idea was: arbitrage in postal reply coupons.

        1. Jimbo

          What I read about SS running out of money is this: at the point when the fictitious Trust Fund is empty, people will get about 75% of what they would normally get. That’s fine with me. I
          My guess is I will get nothing, since by then it will be means tested.

          1. That is exactly what I do in my retirement planning – assume $0. Anything shows up…whee!

          2. juris imprudent

            You want to light up a progressive – tell them you support means testing of SS so that it doesn’t go to rich retirees. They’ll immediately jump all over how it MUST be universal yada-yada. It is one of the damnedest things I’ve ever seen; suggest a progressive alteration to SS and these people are the most arch-conservatives imaginable.

          3. As it was in the Beginning (of the New Deal)
            Is now, and ever shall be.
            (Government program) World without end. Amen.
            Amen.

        2. Viking1865

          And watch people go nuts when you suggest SS is a Ponzi scheme.

          I just finished a book Amity Shlaes wrote in the late 90s called The Greedy Hand. It’s about taxes, and she takes apart the propaganda on that front.

          Larry DeWitt, the administration’s official historian, penned a fierce assault on the smears and posted it in a corner of the administration’s Web site labeled “History Myths.”
          DeWitt’s rebuttal of the Ponzi claim was a beautiful thing. First he mounted a picture of Charles Ponzi, complete with period mustache and pomade. Then DeWitt explained how Ponzi lured investors with promises of tempting returns on foreign postal coupons. In reality, of course, the investors weren’t investing in the coupons. They were investing in each other. The plan was a pyramid scheme. Money from the second generation of buyers simply flowed into the accounts of the first generation. The whole thing worked smoothly, just like a chain letter. The only problem was that Ponzi eventually ran out of takers. And when he ran out of takers, Ponzi ran out of “returns.” Investors, courts, and judges turned on Ponzi with a vengeance so strong he ended up begging President Coolidge for the mercy of “immediate deportation” from a Houston jailhouse.
          Next DeWitt devoted some space to reviewing the mathematical nature of Ponzi’s scheme. Ponzi’s arrangement, he noted, was a geometric progression, one that “works only so long as there is an ever-increasing number of new investors coming into the scheme.” But Social Security, he pointed out, was a simple arithmetic progression: one person pays in, another takes out. “There is nothing unsavory about such a system,” DeWitt concluded vehemently, “and it is sustainable forever, provided that the number of new people entering the system maintains a rough balance with the number of people collecting from the system.” This is surely true, as long as the economy and demography cooperate.

          1. Francisco d’Anconia

            That was taking it apart?

          2. Viking1865

            The Fantasy

            But the economy and demography haven’t cooperated, which is what makes Social Security indeed and truly a Ponzi scheme. In fact, the troubles of the program that we hear about so frequently today are not surprising ones. Long ago actuaries could foresee what would happen to Social Security: even planners in the 1950s knew it. It has taken much longer, until deep into the 1990s, for most of the nation to begin to see what the planners comprehended all along: Social Security is a fantasy. A comforting, pleasant fantasy, one that has sustained many millions of Americans over the decades, but a fantasy all the same.
            Here’s how it all came about. Washington promised, from the start, that Social Security would be a trust: a trust that invested and then returned Social Security money to Social Security recipients. In reality, there was no trust. There was merely cash flow. Cash came in from contributors and went out the same day to senior citizens. This was the root of the deception.

            Today the economy is growing, so the money is still coming in. And the baby boomers are still working. Because more people are paying in than are taking out, the Social Security budget is in surplus. This means that current retirees and those a little younger will get their money, at least for a while. To their eyes, therefore, Social Security seems to live up to its official title of “trust.” They don’t generally mind paying payroll taxes—the money from their paycheck that goes to Social Security and Medicare. They look at the letters FICA, letters that stand for Federal Insurance Contributions Act, and then they look away. If they see Social Security as a tax at all, they see it as a “good tax,” a sort of “untax” whose costs it seems worthwhile to carry. In general, though, these people are reluctant to think about Social Security. In their mind payroll taxes are minor things that live in the shadow of the mighty income tax. They can say to themselves that their Social Security really was not a tax, but a down payment into the trust, a promise of a pension on the other side of their working lives. Medicare, the second payroll tax, was also a commitment to a certain reward: health care in a fragile old age. Somehow, the whole problem seems to them best unexamined.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      So basically you want old people to starve?

      1. No,no! “Eat cat food”.

        1. Brochettaward

          It has all the vitamins and minerals a decaying body needs.

          1. Jimbo

            Morris approves this message.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          Cat food is fucking expensive.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Not if you use feral cats. Oh, you mean food for cats..

          2. Drake

            Eat the dry stuff and wash it down with tap water.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Anyway I an not a fan of the racist angle. Anyone who pays and dies of an accident or disease at 60 is screwed.

      1. Akira

        Agreed. I’m just pointing out that the left is very quick to scream “disparate impact!!” at policies they don’t like, but they don’t apply the same scrutiny to their own ideas.

      2. deepspeed

        My dad died at age 66, one month ago today actually, and my hatred for SS has grown even stronger. The state stole from him his entire life, made him dependent on their pyramid scheme, and now they get to pat each other on the back because they have one less check to cut every month. Fuck the government.

        1. Jimbo

          Collectivists everywhere honor the contribution of your dad. But please don’t share this type of news with anyone else, since then people may be provided yet another example of how how fucked up SS really is.

    4. Fatty Bolger

      Private accounts that could be inherited was one of the major points in favor of Bush’s SS plan. Of course it was immediately squashed.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      If you can think of a government program that DOESN’T harm poor people and minorities, I’d love to hear about it.

      1. Don’t prisons disproportionately provide a roof over the heads of poor people and minorities?

    6. Homple

      From what I read on the internet, white men without college degrees are now getting screwed on Social Security payouts as hard as blacks and are trending to get screwed harder yet.

    7. JaimeRoberto

      I suspect a lot of support for illegal immigration from both parties is due to illegals paying into the system with no way of getting money out which helps delay insolvency.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      We think that we eliminate bias by keeping our “personal lives” – some aspects of ourselves – out of the lab, classroom, or office. But actually this is how we allow implicit bias to seep in and saturate everything we do, because that which is male, straight, white, able-bodied, monied, is not left behind in the practice of science and engineering – it is just so normative that lots of us don’t notice.

      Once again, projection. ‘I can’t shut my yap about my pet outside issues so neither can anyone else. Acting like a professional is beyond my ability.’

    2. Hyperion

      Because exactly what we need is gender study majors building bridges and nuclear power plants.

      1. Count Potato

        I feel safer already.

    3. Rhywun

      It was inevitable. Poor Purdue students.

    4. Homple

      “…liberative pedagogies in engineering education, leveraging best practices from women’s studies and ethnic studies to engage students in creating a democratic classroom that encourages all voices.”

      Don’t let me catch you normalizing a matrix.

    5. trshmnstr

      Meh. EngEd has always been an unholy mix of humanities and engineering at Purdue. That’s where the people who couldn’t hack it as engineers went so they didn’t feel like they wasted the first two years.

  5. John Titor

    Papists, Jews, and homosexuals all over this site…this isn’t the America I signed up for! Next you’ll be letting the damn Scandis in.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Go bash yourself some Norwegians. Firs weegiee you see

      1. PieInTheSKy

        god damn it my keyboard hates me today

        1. Jimbo

          For a moment, I thought “Firs weegiee” was Norwegian for…something.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      The phrase “You might as well be Finns” makes me giggle uncontrollably.

      1. dbleagle

        As a young woman my Swedish grandmother was a nanny for a Finnish family for a few years to make the money to come over to America. When I was young her sisters still were askance about that and told a young me that my grandmother “compromised” to get to America. I asked my mom what that meant and she got red in the face and went to speak with my aunt. Of course that turned into a family “in joke” for decades.

    3. Hyperion

      Wog boxes and Weeaboos is ruuuiiinnnning Murika!

  6. Gilmore

    The human container is the brainchild of male models

    (stops reading)

    1. Rhywun

      I’ll be in my bunk.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    NEEDZ MOAR GUVMINT

    This unwillingness to use effective antitrust enforcement to protect American economic interests is in stark contrast to how the rest of the world operates. Before approving AB InBev’s latest merger, antitrust authorities in China required it to sell its $1.6 billion stake in China’s largest brewer back to the Chinese government at a bargain-basement price. South Africa required guarantees of lifetime employment for its citizens, and the Monopolies Commission in the European Union required divestitures by SABMiller and AB InBev to keep their new, combined market share to 9 percent.

    In the United States, the AB InBev/SABMiller merger was approved with largely meaningless conduct restrictions, and the two big brewers were given a free pass to continue buying craft brewers and extending the duopoly into craft beer. When it comes to protecting American companies and workers, at least in beer, our government does make bad deals.

    Come back, Shane Teddy Roooooosevelt! Come back!

    I hate SAB Miller as much as the next guy, but calling openly for government protection for “craft brewers” just won’t fly, with me.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Well beer is a national security issue.

      1. Hyperion

        Causes global warming.

      2. jesse.in.mb

        I was actually surprised how many museums in Sweden and Denmark talked about legal requirements to grow hops back in the day…for national security reasons, natch.

    2. BakedPenguin

      “antitrust authorities in China”

      I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

    3. Brochettaward

      I long for the day when “serious” people making “serious” arguments can’t just throw around vague platitudes like “American economic interests” to avoid having to explain what the hell they actually mean. It may actually force the people doing the writing themselves to examine their preconceived notions.

      Like, maybe someone would ask themselves why its so attractive for the makers of small craft beers to sell out to the largest breweries.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      antitrust authorities in China required it to sell its $1.6 billion stake in China’s largest brewer back to the Chinese government at a bargain-basement price

      So the Chinese government conditioned approval on a large bribe/extortion/theft and that’s something to be held up as an example?

      Jim Koch is the founder of the Boston Beer Company

      Ahhh…

    5. Gilmore

      I first interviewed Jim Koch back in the 1990s, and have met and spoken with him on a few occasions since then. He’s a very smart guy, and i think he’s being a bit disingenuous with this argument that the problem is an “Anti-Trust” one at its core.

      He knows (and more or less says in that piece) that the real problem is the collusion between the local distributor-monopolies and the brewer-duopoly…. but he knows de-regulating distribution laws is far more complex and far more politically difficult than simply arguing for some protectionist anti-trust efforts.

      basically, he can more-effectively argue that the major brewers, “aren’t American” (which is technically… kinda-sorta-maybe true), and demand that the federal govt give them a hard time… which may or may not actually help people like Boston Beer grab more market share. Maybe.

      The thing is that Boston Beer stopped being “craft” a long time ago itself. Its in a regional “neither major nor craft” middle-tier which faces competition from BOTH. And it is actually the most likely to suffer because the majors will simply acquire craft brands in each region and put far better marketing + distribution muscle behind them.

      I think there IS probably a good argument about de-regulation to make here – but instead he pretends to try and speak for the whole industry, while simply making an argument that is mainly aimed at defending his own corner of it.

      1. Count Potato

        While there are plenty of federal laws and regulations regarding beer (eg. labeling). It seems that it is mostly the massive boondoggle of all the different, ridiculous, state and local laws that favor the large manufacturers. Getting rid of that seems very difficult.

        1. Gilmore

          It seems that it is mostly the massive boondoggle of all the different, ridiculous, state and local laws that favor the large manufacturers. Getting rid of that seems very difficult.

          that’s what i was saying above in the second paragraph. The state laws mainly regulate distribution and grant monopoly powers to a handful of “truckers”, basically. And those truckers have (again, very-regulated) long-term contractual agreements with the majors which guarantees that the majors can create an artificial bottleneck for any compe-tition = limited space on those trucks for anything other than their stuff.

          i’m pretty sure most states also bar small brewers from direct distribution (or cap it to a very small amount). Even if they wanted to ship their kegs + bottled product directly to customers in their region, they’d be disallowed, and forced to deal with the Distributor mafia.

          Its a freaking nightmare. Koch thinks “going after the head” of the hydra may be more effective. Get the feds to make the major brewers sweat. what the majors will do is “compromise” and agree to some reforms (which they get to write, but which will still somewhat loosen the stranglehold). They already did a little of this when AB got sold to Inbev. but i think he believes that more can be done to pressure the majors to voluntarily cede more ground out of fear of some possible future legislative assault.

          1. Count Potato

            I don’t think there is much that can be done on the federal level because of, as you describe, the tangle of crony rent-seeking on local levels. Not only because there are thousands and thousands of state, county, and city laws and regulations. But one could even make a case that Section 2 of the 21st Amendment explicitly states that states have that power. “The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.” Even if Congress passed a law making these distribution schemes illegal (under the commerce clause).

          2. Gilmore

            I don’t think there is much that can be done on the federal level

            they can block further acquisitions, and possibly even threaten breakup of certain components/force sale of assets.

            I am also not endorsing Kochs argument, i was just trying to parse it. I also think you are thinking about this in too-narrow legal terms. The industry could enact a lot of change simply by regulatory *pressure*, not even major changes to law. Congress could certainly makes things more expensive for the majors one way or the other, and what those companies fear are less-profitable future scenarios. What koch seems to be doing (in my mind) is trying to get congress on board with “bashing the majors as unfair foreign competitors”… basically, exploit “trumpism”…. and see if they can extract some industry concessions without any passage of law.

          3. Count Potato

            I agree Congress can make it less profitable for the majors, but I don’t see it making it more profitable for the small brewers as their regulatory burden is mostly local.

            Anyway, if I were Trump, I’d fire this dickhead:

            http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/12/meet-the-beer-bottle-dictator.html

          4. westernsloper

            He rejected a beer label featuring a painting called The Conversion of Paula By Saint Jerome because its name, St. Paula’s Liquid Wisdom, contained a medical claim—that the beer would grant wisdom.

            Well, that is stupid because IT DOES GRANT WISDOM!

          5. Nephilium

            I’d need to check, but I believe most of the states do allow self distribution at this point. The other issue is the Franchise laws where once you sign with a distributor, they are the only ones allowed to dissolve the contract. There are some states that are even worse, where you have to pay a distributor even if you’re selling beer directly to a consumer at the brewery.

            On the Boston Brewing side of things, they own a lot that people aren’t aware of. Such as Angry Orchard, Twisted Tea, and Traveler Shandies.

          6. Gilmore

            most of the states do allow self distribution at this point

            even if they do, i’m pretty sure volumes are capped depending on the size of the brewery, and it would still simply be in-state only. Prohibition-era law still says that brewers cant technically own distributors, so any allowances would be carve-out exceptions. Anyone who actually competes outside their own state would still be forced into the existing tiered system. Basically, you can only get so big before you’re confronted with the structural bottlenecks.

          7. Nephilium

            That’s true, and the ownership of distributors is becoming the new battle ground. With AB-InBev dropping an incentive program that was slanted towards pushing their stable of beers. And some of the craft brewers are fighting back, such as Stone launching their own distributor.

            There’s also the trend (at least in my local beer scene) of having breweries that do local keg distribution only, and never planning on expanding beyond that. There’s at least (off the top of my head) 5 breweries that have opened in the past 3 years that are running with that as their currently announced business plan.

    6. westernsloper

      That money goes to those two foreign conglomerates that have been able to reduce their tax bills and move much of their profits offshore.

      This brewer’s duopoly has led to a second consolidation: wholesalers, the crucial intermediaries who distribute our beers to retailers. In 1980, there were 4,600 wholesalers in the country, and most markets had four or five competing wholesalers. Today, fewer than 3,000 remain, and in most local markets over 90 percent of the beer is controlled by distributors for these same two companies

      Sounds like we need corporate tax reform, and less regulation to me. Not moar gubmint.

    7. Rhywun

      South Africa required guarantees of lifetime employment for its citizens

      Gee, it’s a good thing South Africa doesn’t have a youth unemployment rate problem.

  8. JD

    Is Palm Sunday anything like Palm Saturday Night?

    1. No, you expiate your guilt about Palm Saturday Night on Palm Sunday…

  9. I don’t see Rosie Palms.

  10. westernsloper

    So, go feel how ever you want today

    You are not the boss of me!! I plan on feeling nothing.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Can I feel whomever I want is the question.

      1. Damn your nimble fingers!

        (And no, I don’t want them to feel me.)

    2. He should have told us to feel whomever we want.

  11. Rhywun

    Are Coptics even on the bumper sticker? If not… fair target, amirite?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      As long as non practicing eastern orthodox are safe, it’s cool.

    2. DEG

      They are Christian and there is a cross on the bumper sticker. On the other hand, an opportunity to poke fun at the “coexist” folks is a good thing.

      1. John Titor

        It’s the Western cross though, the Eastern Christians might not take kindly to the association.

        1. DEG

          Oh right, I forgot the Orthodox churches use a different cross.

    3. John Titor

      It’s what you get when you don’t make your branding as simple as possible.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Reminded me of a YouTube on flags I saw a while ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnv5iKB2hl4

    4. Ayn Random Variation

      Hey, re: the shitty lunch options by exchange place, if you like Indian food, there’s a place called mantra across the street from
      the post office that has an all you can eat take out buffet for lunch for $9.

      1. Rhywun

        I’ve been there. It’s kind of “meh”. One of the new Harborside pop-ups (in my building) has better Indian food for about that price but admittedly fewer choices and not “all you can eat”.

        1. Ayn Random Variation

          Ah Ok so you have ventured outward at least a little bit. The new Korean bbq place in Harborside where the cafeteria used to be isn’t bad.
          One of the few things I miss about working in the city is the 99 cent pizza and $5 falafel or chinese lunches.
          Downtown jc is a bizarre place that has added thousands of jobs and luxury apartments with no places to get a cheap meal. If they put a grays papaya down there the lines would be a block long.

          1. Rhywun

            I look at all the new condo skyscrapers and wonder who on earth would want to live there – you get all the annoyance of living in the city with none of the benefits.

            That Korean BBQ has the longest lines every day – never been. I really like the Miso soup next to it but again it is pricey.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Get some craft brewers really talking, and they’ll tell you we are headed for a time when independent breweries can’t afford to compete, can’t afford the best ingredients, can’t get wholesalers to support them, and can’t get shelf space and draft lines. The result: Beer lovers won’t have the broad range of choices they have today.

    Get some craft brewers together, and they’ll tell you that if we continue down this path, we may be witnessing the beginning of the end of the American craft beer revolution.

    Something, something, conspiracy against the public, something

  13. JD

    Canadian Big Syrup plans to take over the world. See if you can spot the blip of criticism of the “bureaucratic cartel” in all the fawning over the benefits of collusion.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39375257

    1. Pan Zagloba

      All will bow to the Great Maple!

      1. Hyperion

        I thought the goal of Big Syrup is to kill all the maples for profit and then use their dead carcasses to rape mother Gaia?

        1. Pan Zagloba

          Mock all you like, but the infiltration of Great Maple continues: The most Canadian scientific discovery ever

          Native populations in Canada have long recognized the medicinal properties of this golden elixir. That prompted Dr. Nathalie Tufenkji, a professor in the Department of Chemical Engineering at McGill University, to take a closer look at it.

          She discovered that an extract of maple syrup can enhance the potency of antibiotics.

    2. westernsloper

      Not all Quebec producers support the Federation. Some, like maple producer Angele Grenier, see it as a bureaucratic cartel.

      Kind of sounds that way. They have to sell to a licensed wholesaler? Sounds like liquor laws.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        One of the big “ohmagerd rightwingers rooin Canada!” moments up here was when the Conservatives finally dismantled wheat board, which was the only place western farmers could sell their wheat to. Canada is…oddly inconsistent when it comes to regulating economy. In the finest British style, it’s a patchwork of compromises and conflicting ideas with no general principle whatsoever.

        1. westernsloper

          I thought the general principle of Canadia is to not be the US.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Not when it comes to economy, despite the decades-long whines of Council of Canadians, NDP and suchlike.

            Canada is quite eager to embrace stupidity coming from the south, then pretend that it’s this stupidity that’s a differentiator.

      2. Maybe they should sell to the Klingons or Ferengi instead of the Federation.

  14. Pan Zagloba

    So in the honor of the schismatic (as opposed to the proper Imperial) calendar’s holiday, have some Papal SABATON.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Anyone who pays and dies of an accident or disease at 60 is screwed.

    “Sorry, you lose. Better luck next time.”

    1. “Thank you!”

      /Buddhist

  16. Rhywun

    You know who else…?

    Back in the 80s I once gave a quick hand-gestured servus to one of my German pals and he did the arm-thing back to me with a smirk. They used to have a sense of humor about this stuff.

    1. Grüß di Yahweh!

    2. Drake

      The way to make something not cool and edgy is to have a bunch of bureaucrats hunting for offenders.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Something *not completely retarded* from the NYT

    Connecting Americans who live and work in small towns with these kinds of digital platforms is not simply a matter of giving them internet access, as with the new “Broadband for All” initiative of Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo of New York (though that is a step in the right direction). We also need programs to support that transition. Right now we are too fixated on “upskilling” coal miners into data miners. We should instead be showing people how to get work via digital platforms with their existing skills.

    The reality of global economics means that Main Street is a place of nostalgia, but again, that has long been the case. What’s novel is that today, the underlying values of Main Street — living and working with autonomy in your own small community — can be attained, as long as you are willing to find that work online.

    More than slightly pie-in-the-sky, but still more rational than much of the nonsense floating around out there. The comments are about what you’d expect.

    1. Hyperion

      I don’t read comments at NYT. There’s stupid and then there’s beyond stupid.

    2. Rhywun

      I suppose… except the part about extracting money from my wallet to pay for some upstate mullet-head’s internet connection.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Or you could get the state in question to kill Certificate of Need laws that stop upstart companies from challenging entrenched ones.

        Oh, I’m being silly. the way you mentioned, there are 2 government programs. My way, there are none.

    3. Gilmore

      But nostalgia for Main Street is misplaced — and costly. Small stores are inefficient. Local manufacturers, lacking access to economies of scale, usually are inefficient as well. To live in that kind of world is expensive.

      Yes. Trying to engineer that more-expensive world into existence via government (rather than the marketplace) is even MORE expensive. The solution is to get govt out of the way of small businesses, and stop giving big businesses so much corp. welfare.

      I skimmed through much of that piece, and don’t really find the argument about the ‘digital workplace’ being particularly compelling. I think the idea that the internet is going to solve everything is misleading.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Nice

    2. Nephilium

      I prefer this one. I am a member of the PC Master Race, although I’m thinking about a Switch when the first price drop happens.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder if Jim Koch is in favor of eliminating the special protections and benefits Montana (for example) provides to “craft brewers” and their brewpubs.

    * basically regulatory relief.

    1. Gilmore

      So “The Reflex” just uploaded about a dozen new remixes

      kind of interesting; he hasn’t done anything new in about a year or more. One or two of them seem to be re-works of things he did before.

      (*a reminder – he’s a Dj who remixes tunes entirely from original-recording stems…. basically “nothing except what the artist originally put on tape”; it makes for some very interesting-sounding edits/revisions. tends to ‘disco-fy’ everything a little, but the results are still great)

      the example there is Talking Heads. he also adds stuff Billy Cobham(?!), David Bowie, Blondie, Barry White, James Brown….

      1. Gilmore

        @#U$)@#(*$ threading
        …..

      2. Count Potato

        I wonder how he gets a hold of the original multi-track.

        1. Gilmore

          bit of a discussion about “Where do you get the raw-tracks” here
          http://blog.gregwilson.co.uk/2013/10/revisionism-remixing-the-reflex-way/

          i think the short answer is, sometimes he gets dupes of masters through back-channels, other times he actually assembles them from a dozen other prior-reworks… basically hunting around for various out-take versions.

          One source is sort of funny =

          ….he prefers to not to divulge where these stems can be found, I can personally reveal that, during recent times, as many people have already worked out for themselves, one of the main sources has been the unlikely area of gaming, particularly ‘Rock Band’ and ‘Guitar Hero’, where the record companies who license the original tracks break them down to between 4 and 12 stems on average, so that in the game one person can play drums, one bass, another guitar etc. Stems for some of the world’s most legendary artists are made available in this way. ….

  19. ArchieBunker

    Late links are not acceptable. I was sooo close to dropping this site and joining Mother Jones.You just have no idea…

    1. Hyperion

      Meh. To make a real statement, you have to join DU.

      1. ArchieBunker

        Delaware University? Dumbasses Unite?

        1. Hyperion

          The 2nd choice, you’re getting warmer…

  20. Hyperion

    Everyone who is a decent person will figure out today how to add as much as possible to their carbon footprint. I think it’s about time to fire up the meat charring mechanism.

  21. Francisco d’Anconia

    Public displays of Nazi symbols and salutes are illegal in Germany

    So, nothing’s really changed…

  22. Scruffy Nerfherder

    How could you not link to the Living in a Box video?

    1. westernsloper

      Rick Astley links are not nice. Now that stupid song will be in my head for two days.

    2. Jimbo

      Even after the warning by western, I still clicked on it. That video is a keeper for a reason.

    3. You bastard!!!

      Here is the real one.

      1. dbleagle

        No here is the real one. Hat tip Servator since his link brought this up in the recommends column.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7KPDi_yQI

      2. Rhywun

        That hasn’t aged at all!

    1. AlmightyJB

      If it is something that is high priority to the male it is selfish. If it is high priority to the female it is selfless. Got it.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re enacting your labor for you!

    3. Nephilium

      How do I get one of the women who do all of this stuff in my household? I keep needing to remind the girlfriend to do things like add items onto the shopping list.

  23. westernsloper

    Devos Security Costs Outrage Leftists

    The comments are mostly, “She is a billionaire she should pay for her security, not the Dept of Ed”.

    I say disband the DOE and nobody has to pay. Easy peasy.

    1. DeBlasio was bitching about the cost of security for Trump during the period between the election and inauguration, claiming it was $1M a day. That seems way, way, too high to me.

      1. westernsloper

        Oh, they are bitching about everyone’s security. Something I, and most here no doubt, have been bitching about for years. It is just now these idiots see that big bloated government actually costs money. It is hilarious.

    2. Of course, if they did pay for their own security, the Deep State wouldn’t be spying on them.

    3. Count Potato

      Maybe she wouldn’t need the extra security if it weren’t for unhinged leftists.

    4. Hyperion

      +1 easy peasy final solution

    5. leonadasiv

      The Security i an issue, seeing as the left has a whole bunch of assassinations fantasies about Trump and his crew.

  24. Raven Nation

    This came up a week or so ago but here’s the confirmation that Super Rugby is going to drop three teams, two from South Africa & one from Australia:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11835161

    The two national bodies will decide which teams go, but the betting is Western Force (Oz) and the Cheetahs & Kings.

    1. So I guess it’s not so super any more?

      1. IT IS EVEN MOAR SUPER!

      2. Raven Nation

        They’ll probably just go back to Super XV.

      3. Jimbo

        A new name is also being announced: “meh, Rugby.” (The use of a lower case “m” was a strategic, though very controversial decision)

        1. Rhywun

          Where’s muh rugby?

  25. Hyperion

    Ok, I’ve had it. *heads off in search of fossil fuels to bring flesh charring mechanism to life*

  26. Gilmore

    Gun-Channels on Youtube being De-Monetized

    this guy is probably one of the more-professional, family-friendly, apolitical channels out there. It seems to be a case of ‘political censorship by PC-algorithm’

    perhaps the upside is that the established channels like this guy can start generating successful ‘pay-for’ models. but its a bad-sign. the MSM has fired its first shots at YT and other new-media, and Google seems to be responding by simply slashing politically-inconvenient content and pretending they’re just following some algorithmic-formula

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Oh, he can go to Patreon or something along those lines.
      But if too many people start doing it, down the road Patreon-like sites will be targeted the same way.
      Probably PayPal as well.

      Because there’s no such thing as “apolitical” anymore.

      1. Gilmore

        I smell eventual supreme-court case

        1. Pan Zagloba

          On what grounds? Private company, can’t compel association unless you are a protected class.

          1. Gilmore

            I think people will try and argue that Youtube, facebook, are monopolies and should be regulated like utilities.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            That would give temporary reprieve and exchange it for permanent destruction as regulators start hiring right-thinking people, who will ensure that reasonable regulation prevents racist extremists from abusing these utility platforms.

          3. Nephilium

            People have already tried to make arguments like that, and they’re terrible arguments. I think the first one that I saw popped up around the time of Myspace.

          4. Gilmore

            People have already tried to make arguments like that, and they’re terrible arguments

            You make it sound as though that’s actually stopped anyone in the past.

            regardless of how its framed, i think there is going to be some major showdown between Old/New media in the near future, and this whole ‘pulling sponsorship’ from youtube is just an initial skirmish.

            Someone else pointed out the other day that these sponsors didn’t pull their $ because they think they want to kill YT etc. They just want more control.

            I don’t know what the basis of any legal fight will be, but i feel like something is coming down the pipe.

          5. Nephilium

            I’m not disagreeing with you. I’m sure the fight is coming, and I’m somewhat scared about how the fight will be fought, and what the outcome is.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Google is responding to their advertisers who have pulled ads for various reasons including not wanting their company’s advertisments pissing off the sjw pitchfork mob. I also think Google has its hands in so many pots now that some of these advertisers are competitors who don’t want to feed Google’s profits.

      1. AlmightyJB

        A lot of these channels will probably have to go to a subscription model. Of course if they can build up enough subscribers they’ll win ad revenue back. The eyes have it.

    3. Count Potato

      They are also restricting channels based purely on politics.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnQrajRfTM

      1. Hyperion

        What we are seeing here is the point where leftists are finally realizing that they cannot win by persuasion. The majority of people will never be buying the shit sandwich they are selling. So they tried to win over people by telling them that they are in a ‘special’ group of people who are on the right side of history. No need to agree with them for entry, just be part of the ideology by identity. But that has started to badly unravel on them. So they’re going to resort to more and more forceful and thuggish behavior until that fails too. Then comes violence, because it’s all they’ll have left.

        1. Hyperion

          And that guy just did a very good job of dismantling their non-sense. They’re intellectual midgets, it’s like when the Mexica with their obsidian and wooden weapons and cotton armor, met the Spanish invaders with their steel weapons and armor and cannons. A serious ass whooping is inevitable.

        2. cyto

          Errr….. finally??

          They’ve been trying to use the revival of the “fairness doctrine” to get right-wing talk radio off the air for more than 20 years.

          I think they fully realize that in the marketplace of ideas, socialism/communism is going to lose badly when philosophies that respect personal freedom to determine your own path still exist.

          (the sad part is how “conservatives” somehow count in that category. It goes to show just how far away from success we are.)

          1. Hyperion

            From another perspective, while I appreciate what the guy is saying towards the end of the video. There is really nothing that anyone has to do if Youtube should decide to just censor everyone in favor of turning themselves into a mouthpiece for the MSM and start charging a fee. They would die deader than a rock and be replaced by something else faster than you can say ‘Youtube’.

            There is no win for them. The only way they can ever get their 1984 utopia is to kill or imprison most of those who disagree with them and then bring in an iron fisted dictatorship to enforce it. Funny the amount of people who think that is a good idea and that it will turn out well for them compared to how they have it right now.

  27. juris imprudent

    calling openly for government protection for “craft brewers” just won’t fly, with me.

    Please, please protect me from all that evil corporate brewery money.

    1. Nephilium

      Then there’s this one you could have invested in.

      Disclaimer: I own 2 shares of their US company.

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’m looking forward to their Columbus brewery/restaurant/hotel.

        1. Nephilium

          I backed it to get the first 5 sours and to get the 2 night stay. I already checked and found out that the free nights can’t be used for the AGM (Annual General Mayhem, the stockholders meeting). The first AGM was a blast, with far too much beer consumed (by me).

          1. AlmightyJB

            Sounds like fun

          2. Nephilium

            The parts I remember were fun… I believe the girlfriend and I will be heading down this fall for the second AGM.

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    Drinking a Belle Gueule Pilsner just minding my business while I watch Napoli-Lazio.

    1. Rhywun

      Go Napoli! It’s not live here so I’m DVR’ing it for later.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        No spoilers.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Switched over to PSG – Guingamp.

        1. Rhywun

          I sometimes watch Monaco, otherwise no interest in that league.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            It’s okay. Much better in recent years with teams like Monaco and PSG and Lyon not too long ago.

          2. Rhywun

            I loathe PSG.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            Why? The players? Organization? Spill.

          4. Rhywun

            They seem like a douchebag magnet. The Chelsea of France, if you will. Plus I dislike Paris in general.

  29. Pan Zagloba

    So, ransomware – bad. Ransomware that doesn’t ask for money, but wants you to make 200,000,000 points in a bullet hell shooter game? Evil!

    Ransomeware Turns Your Files Into The High Score Prize In Anime Shoot-’em-up

    You may be asking “What sadistic, evil genius created this monstrosity?” The answer to that question would be a Korea-based undergraduate student. They had initially made the ransomware as a joke, but since it had been released on GitHub Rensenware has been infecting the public’s computers. The creator has since apologized and created a tool that forces Rensenware to decrypt your files without having to dedicate your life to an anime shoot-’em-up.

  30. Hyperion

    Why is it that when it actually is workplace violence, everyone screams STEROOIIDDDSSSS OH NOES!!!

    STEROIDS!

    I keep asking myself the question ‘Am I really justified in hating people in general?’. And every time I keep hoping that something will change my mind. But once again, my hope has crashed down to earth in burning flames. Sigh…

  31. KSuellington

    Jim Goad has the best Coexist sticker.

    http://goadville.bigcartel.com/product/coexist-sticker

    1. Hyperion

      That could trigger a snowflake to death.

      1. KSuellington

        If I didn’t believe in the NAP I would buy about 50 of those and stick them over the naive one that I constantly see around here.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        I’d be far too afraid I’d come back to my car to find the window smashed in if I put that on it.

    2. cyto

      Why the giant rubber penis (with suction cup base). How is that a political philosophy?

      1. Hyperion

        I thought that it was meant to trigger the ‘not’ religions of peace into violence and then nothing happened.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Isn’t it tax season in US right now? I figure it represents the reach of IRS…

  32. Juvenile Bluster

    Today in things that are cultural appropriation: Magic

    No, not Penn & Teller type magic. Actual magic. You know, the kind that doesn’t actually exist. It’s still cultural appropriation though.

    1. Rhywun

      “Leave that shit to brown + black women.”

      That has to be satire.

    2. John Titor

      Isn’t that just typical, corporations are exporting our cursing and witchcraft industries to the developing world because a Ugandan witch doctor will do the work of a Druid for a third of the cost.

    3. Hyperion

      I have to pay my fair share to cultural appropriation. *slams down entire caipirinha in one drink, smacks thicc latina wife on ass*. Take that, cultural appropriation warriors. What’s that? May you have another? Yes, you may.

  33. Ken Shultz

    So, it looks like this video is getting a lot of attention in circles both right and left today (mostly right):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHeCqh_g08Y

    It’s a video of a 2013 chemical weapons attack survivor thanking Trump for hitting Syria and calling out the hypocrisy of those who protested the travel ban–but not Assad’s use of chemical weapons.

    I find myself getting dragged in by the spectacle a lot these days. I love seeing CNN duped into showing Syrian chemical weapons victims thanking Trump for hitting Assad, and I love seeing progressives called out on their hypocrisy. I still think Trump was wrong to do what he did, but even for a principled guy like me . . . I’m only human.

    I can’t help it that watching SJWs and progressives run around in circles with their panties in a wad makes me laugh. It’s like watching Curly run around in circles . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2iZPRif2i4

    . . . or just the three stooges beating the shit out of each other–only funnier.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYhf8-8FFhQ

    1. Hyperion

      “I can’t help it that watching SJWs and progressives run around in circles with their panties in a wad makes me laugh”

      ???

      I’m sure that if you don’t enjoy that, you’re well on your way to a well deserved cat ass’n.

  34. Hyperion

    Disclaimer: Again, not trying to start a fight, but:

    TSTSNBN – total comments for April 9 – 49, 3 articles.

    Glibertarians – 220, 1 article.

    1. The Elite Elite

      How many of those comments are “My sister/brother/mom made $3769 dollars last week working only 10 hours from home and bought a new Audi” spammers?

      1. Rhywun

        Or trolls

        1. Hyperion

          *takes peek* As I said, I do thankless jobs.

          I’m going to say, for today:

          40% spillover from Glibertarians.

          30% I dunno.

          30% I dunno.

      2. Hyperion

        Damn, thank you so much for mentioning that. Good job, moderators.

  35. commodious spittoon

    Further adventures in Hululand:

    National Treasure: Fantastic. Intense. Judi Dench is of course terrific, in many senses of the word. Robbie Coltrane’s lead is enigmatic to the end. Riveting character drama.

    The Detour: Surprisingly good so far. Where The Mick tries too hard to capitalize on Kaitlin Olson’s cringe comedy cred, this one actually manages to be irreverent and funny by throwing authentically good actors into sincere roles and letting the weirdness develop organically. I’m only two episodes in, but I’m pretty entertained.

    Dimension 404: Checked out ten minutes into the pilot. Unsure what they’re going for, but it’s not for me.

    1. Ken Shultz

      National Treasure?

      Isn’t that the one where Nicholas Cage runs around playing Da Vinci Code, steals the Declaration of Independence, and ultimately finds El Dorado hiding in Mt. Rushmore?

      1. Jimbo

        Damn, didn’t we tell you? No Spoilers!

        1. Ken Shultz

          I honestly didn’t mean to spoil it for anybody. I was trying to identify the movie.

          That isn’t a spoiler. That’s saving people the trouble. That movie was terrible. It’s Indiana Jones meets Da Vinci Code, and it’s filmed like it’s one of those children’s Night at the Museum movies.

          Is that even the same movie he’s talking about?!

          I don’t remember Judi Dench being in it. I remember a bunch of horseshit. Maybe my memory blocked it out. I don’t know, I’ve got a thing about Nicholas Cage. He did a couple of good movies. Leaving Las Vegas. Wild at Heart. Then he sold his soul to the devil . . . a really lame ass devil that only lets him make shitty movies.

          Judi Dench was awesome in that death metal Riddick movie everybody hated, but I loved that movie.

          It was all . . . death metal.