ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ FED UP TO LITHIC EYEBROWS WITH UNREASONABLE WORKING CONDITIONS. THEREFORE, UNTIL DEMANDS FOR BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS MET, ZARDOZ IS ON STRIKE! MAYBE SOME OF THOSE USELESS ETERNALS CAN GO DELIVER GUNS TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS AND PICK UP GRAIN ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. ZARDOZ HOPES BRUTAL COMMENTERS WILL SHOW SOLIDARITY!
HAVE SOME “STICKING IT TO THE MAN” LINKS, CHOSEN ONES.
- TAKE THAT, PROSECUTORS! NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO RETURN TO MY PRISON CELL…FOR LIFE.
- FOUND NEW WORK. BEATS RAID AND AMBUSH.
- THIS. IS. CNN.
- WISE COMMENTER BRUTALS HERE HAVE ALREADY SUSSED THIS OUT, DAILY FAIL!
- THIS IS A BETTER USE FOR GRAIN THAT GREEN LOAVES THAT ETERNALS DINE ON.
RAISE A FIST IN SOLIDARITY WITH ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ DOES NOT HAVE HANDS TO MAKE FISTS…OR ARMS… ZARDOZ COULD USE SOME HELP WITH PICKETING AND BANNER CARRYING, THX.
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MORE MIA KHALIFA
Anissa Kate. She has natural breasts.
ZARDOZ WILL PROVIDE HIS CHOSEN ONE ANOTHER IMAGE OF BRUTAL KHALIFA.
Good. Good.
I nominate her for Lobster Girl.
At least you can’t see her implants.
Implants? That’s too bad. She’s pretty cute looking based on these pics. Why do women ruin their bodies with ridiculous looking implants?
Right? I pointed that out this morning. I guess it’s a self esteem thing with broads. I dig all kinds of breasts.
Except those that seek a little enhancement, you judgmental bastard.
I will have none of your Luddite hippie nonsense. I was raised in the silicone generation, and I have appreciated a well-executed, tasteful implant since I was old enough to know titties as more than a beverage dispenser.
I would have to see before and after pics to make a call.
This might require some late night research to determine.
Unless those are implants.
She couldn’t have but 4 or 5 kids with them narrow hips.
*Goes back to barn raising*
That’s a very wasp waist for someone… ethnic.
Are you suggesting that wasp waists are strictly WASP waists?
THIS IS A BETTER USE FOR GRAIN THAT GREEN LOAVES THAT ETERNALS DINE ON.
I agree.
I avoided the weekends when I was at Oktoberfest. A Münchener I know said that was a very good decision. I had a good time.
“Violent clashes broke out Saturday as Trump supporters attending a “Free Speech” rally in Berkeley, California, were confronted by self-described anti-fascist protesters.”
BuzzFeed derp news.
The fascists of our future will call themselves anti-fascist anti-fascist fascists.
That quotation is apocryphal. The real one was, “The fascists of our past called themselves fascists.”
“Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!! Lightening bolt!!“
Everybody was…
https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0
Probably more of a slap fight, if those gangly antifa kids were dominating the scene. On the other hand, all the photos make it look like La Raza rolled strong today, which could be a very different story. We’re little but scrappy as fuck.
Berkeley seems like a nice place.
Both groups threw rocks and sticks at each other and used a large trash bin as a battering ram as the crowd moved around the perimeter of the park.
Uhhh…. I don’t think you use battering rams against people.
True dat. But did either side massacre and enslave the other after the battering ram first touched the defenses? If not, they are not truly legionaries.
Stewart Rhodes, founder of the citizen militia group known as the Oath Keepers, said he came from Montana with about 50 others to protect Trump supporters. They were joined by bikers and others who vowed to fight members of an anti-fascist group if they crossed police barricades.
“I don’t mind hitting” the counter-demonstrators, whom he called “neo-Nazis,” Rhodes said. “In fact, I would kind of enjoy it.”
I wonder if he actually said that or if the quote is taken out of context.
In the SF Chronicle’s take the Oathkeepers are referred to as a “far right group”.
In that case, on the SPLC’s take they are at this very moment cloning an army of Hitlers in vats in their underground compound. (And only one man on Earth can stop them: **You**, and your tax-deductable donation.)
Amateurs
https://latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/0430-riots04.jpg
Red Rover, Red Rover, send some dumbass over.
nK fails another missile launch. Life in the ROK continues with no alarms or wailing and gnashing of teeth. Beautiful morning in Seoul and the people are enjoying it to their fullest. I may take in a baseball game later. The crowds are a hoot and fully participate without a single “wave” in the stadium.
Well good! BTW, how does kimchee taste? It smells not very good.
It tastes slightly worse than it smells.
Delightful?
I think the main flavor in Korean food falls between sour and rotting.
So the Norks are doing their people a favor by letting them starve rather than eat too much of it?
I really like kimchee.
It’s fucking delicious. All those little things they put out before the meal are fucking delicious. I wish the Japanese had managed to pick up that practice at some point in between all the rapes.
Glad to see there’s some pockets of resistance outside New York and Chicago. Fuck the wave. It’s a fucking travesty and I can’t believe anyone who imagines themselves a fan of the actual game would ever participate in one.
Korean food is fantastic! Lots of spices and garlic. Then more garlic. All those side dishes are worthy as well.
I hate everything about the Yankees. But to give them credit I was watching a game there when an out of town fan tried to start the wave. The crowd response and I quote: “Sit the fuck down! We don’t do the fucking wave here! We have class!”
New Yorkers don’t really have class or sophistication. It’s just proof by assertion.
Anyone own or play this board game Secret Hitler? I’m hearing good things
ZARDOZ PROCLAIMS… too hard to win as liberals.
Zardoz can speak normally?!
ZARDOZ sometimes has issues with his Caps Lock
EVEN ZARDOZ MUST CLEAR THROAT ONCE IN A WHILE.
You can watch TotalBiscuit and friends play it here. I picked a random episode because for some reason he didn’t create a playlist of their Sunday games.
I never played it but looking at it, it seems a much better variant of Werewolf/Mafia, less draggy than Battlestar Galactica, but not nearly as good as Resistance.
If this was designed by the dude who did Cards Against Humanity, I’m surprised he managed to come up with a decent Mafia variant or anything else outside of his lameass play-with-Mom-over-a-bottle-of-wine-on-her-visit-to-your-first-apartment wheelhouse.
I’m as shocked as you are, but the play looks solid. And it isn’t overly long, about 30-40 minutes per game is where the crew ended up.
I guess fixing a crappy game is easier done than ripping off a good game (Apples to Apples specificially).
Disclaimer: I really don’t like Werewolf. I like the Cards Against Humanity people even less, because they are dicks who won’t sell through stores (FUCK CAPITALISM!), but somehow Amazon is OK.
I didn’t even know about the Amazon-only thing, and I almost don’t believe it. But certainly, the CAH dude is one of those people who seems like he’s making an effort to make being a contemptible POS into an art form. His douchebaggery has *layers*, man. Plus, his game is fucking shitty. It’s like he missed his fucking calling to be a game *journalist* instead of a game designer.
Since gimmicks are the oldest crutch in game design–fuck, this is the allegation leveled against *D&D*, that it covers up its mediocre design with a lot of fantasy encrustation–it’s not surprising that “Hey, let’s make a ‘naughty’ Apples to Apples” resulted in nothing more than a lameass ripoff. I’m surprised that shit doesn’t have a return rate of more than 50%.
Personally, I like the whole “Mafia genre” as a concept. I feel like it would be one of the most fun to play in groups. But the genre is very broad, and the devil is in the details. I think a well designed game in the genre is still very much waiting to be made. Most have been better than Mafia/Werewolf itself, which fucking sucks in practice. But none that I’ve seen have pulled it off by a long shot. (BG, for example, is too long, too tedious, too elaborate, too hard for one side to win, completely boring after the Cylon reveal, and just plain badly designed in these and in other details, especially in the endgame. It’s the fucking Monopoly of the genre.) Someone’s going to do it eventually, I have faith. But none so far.
I’LL NOT SIT HERE AND LET YOU SLANDER BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!!! Get better players.
Try The Resistance. Streamlined, with actual gameplay, no downtime and fucking intense.
And sorry Swiss, BSG is just shitty Shadows Over Camelot, which at least has a good theme and pretty board.
GREETINGS MAMMALS! YOUR FUTURE REPTILIAN OVERLORDS ARE READY TO PROVIDE NON-COLLECTIVELY BARGAINED WEAPONS…and because Zardoz is a punk bitch
I don’t like it when mom and dad fight.
I bet a new 40 watt phased plasma rifle will make up for a lot of childhood trauma…
Just what you see here, pal.
Talk to duh hant.
Needs moar bribes.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE COLD BLOODED ONE. IF YOU THINK THE TABERNACLE WON’T TURN THE THERMOSTAT DOWN ON YOU…GO RIGHT AHEAD AND BE A STRIKE BREAKER.
The Free Market saves the day!!!
Can you get a 16oz PBR in a paper bag in the gift shop?
Right next to the trucker hat display.
I just learned that since hairless cats have no hair their buttholes will suction onto anything they press against. And they will leave pucker marks everywhere so you have to follow along with a cloth to constantly wipe surfaces down.
Well, stick it to one place and you won’t have to follow it around. If it doesn’t stick good, lick it first.
Oh dear God, I just assumed they’d have enough assflab to, I don’t know, cushion their posteriors so that wouldn’t happen.
Cat people are the worst people.
Not with those linking skills you ain’t!
Just for being a wise-ass, I’ll inflict this on you:
Is that the t-shirt you are wearing to cat-con?
I’m not wearing a shirt. In fact, this is all I plan on wearing.
“They like Itchy, they like Scratchy… one kid seems to love the speedo man. What more do they want?!”
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS HEROIC CHOSEN ONE. GOOD, GOOD. THAT IS SUITABLE WEAR.
Collateral damage. ?
Couldn’t find gifs huh
It’s probably not the lack of fur, as they’re not actually completely hairless. They have a wispy, down-like, ultra-short coat. Feels kind of like a really short buzz cut or suede. However, they still secret the same oils as a cat with a full coat. Since it’s not conditioning their hair like it would with a normal cat it makes them greasy if you don’t bathe them frequently.
What are the odds that the Norks’ new weapons are made of cardboard and aluminum sheeting?
5:2
re: The Navy SEAL pornstar
i almost want to insert the standard, “the definition of “public-interest” is not simply “what might interest the public“”-complaint….
…but it seems like wasted breath at this point.
If the guy was appearing in porno movies while he was in uniform, i suppose that has an angle about “lax standards being enforced in the military Code of Conduct” or something… but otherwise, it seems to me that they’re just making this guy into a public clown because they can. Because it will get maybe an afternoons worth of clickbait.
Yes, I believe you hammered that into my thick skull at one point.
…that’s not a euphemism.
It’s a stiff point that needs to be thrust into you.
The article said he didn’t ever “fill out the proper paperwork” or something for that particular side work. They will probably get him on a technicality like that and bust him down to E-5 for retirement beni’s. It is stupid. Who cares what the dude did for side work unless he was selling secrets or something. I doubt if his name in the credits listed him as a Navy Seal. The military likes them some rules though.
Would probably be handled a **lot** harsher than that if he were an officer.
When I was stationed in Key West in the CG, there was a junior officer who was a XO on one of the patrol boats there. His wife was a dancer at the one strip joint at the time. Some drunk asshats where hassling her one night when he was in the club and he beat the ever living fuck out of them. He got in a bit of trouble for that. Not because his wife was a stripper, (and a smoking hot one at that), but for beating up members of the general public.
I just discovered that a song i’ve always liked, and thought the key-line was sung by a girl, was actually a dude singing like a girl
really their whole look surprised me. fortunately the go-go dancer made up for a lot
also, there’s a joke on youtube music, where someone always says, “The guitar player is my [dad, uncle, grandfather]”
what’s sad is sometimes they’re actually telling the truth but people all are like thumbs-upping them because they’re all dicks and they think its an inside joke. I have seen this.
well i just me’d that.
smdh
As a boy I thought Ginuwine was a chick for an embarrassingly long amount of time. I thought it was so hot that a chick was inviting another chick to ride her “Pony.”
I’m positive there are other cases of me making that mistake, but this is the one that sticks with me all these years.
Never visit Bangkok.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain’t free.
One Night in Bangkok is my Desperado.
ok that is strange.
it would have made more sense to me if you’d said, “Dave Matthews”. If someone told me he was transgender i’d be like, “I KNEW IT”
I genuwinely belived Boy George was a girl for… well, i can’t remember exactly. It just became clear to me that all the fuss was about how it was a “he”. I don’t think it bothered me at all, because its not like she/he was hot or anything. It wasn’t any more or less ‘girly’ than all the Hair Metal people.
One of my all time favs Smokey Robinson has a pretty feminine voice.
Not his appearance! Just his voice! Come on, that is one high fucking voice.
On a similar note, I love how Sonny’s voice was higher than Cher’s. (Also, as a really short dude–albeit a comically low-voiced one–I love how she was way taller.)
Similarly, I like how in “Sexy Back” both guys are presumably addressing the same hot chick in parallel, but it also ambiguously sounds like Timbaland is saying shit like “Look at those hips” to a replying and appreciative Justin Timberlake. And the fact that JT sings it with this high voice in contrast to Timba makes it especially fun.
… i dunno. If we were in a bar (i’m drinking) i’d try and make the case he does a pretty manly falsetto.
Now, Little Anthony….? aint nothing to do with the pitch of the voice, but he articulates more like a woman than most women do. And i applaud it! but he makes Smokey sounds like barry white.
That Imperialist?
“The Castaways – Liar Liar” – that’s a decent one. I like a fair amount of mid-sixties bands. Such as the 13th Floor Elevators, an early psychedelic band.
I am generally completely ignorant of 60s-rock or surf or garage or early psych or… basically any ‘white people’ music.
but i do subscribe to a guy who pumps out 45s of cool tunes of that type. I like the way he does his categorization, like “Sleazy Tittyshakers“
I had a crush on Rene for about a week when I was twelvish and then i found out that he was a guy and then I felt the shame.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to be Aaron Hernandez? Could you imagine throwing away the lucky breaks you’ve gotten in life that way? There are killers like Damon Root who I would be happy to see executed, but Hernandez should wile away his entire life behind bars thinking about that posh life he gave up.
Yep, Hernandez is a first rate moron. He was sitting on the golden ticket. What a fool.
… in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?” Replies the scorpion: “Its my nature”
I’d rather be a total moron with curiosity than a genius without it. What is a golden ticket? It was a curse for him. Best thing for him would’ve been massive and repeated failure in his youth. Bob Dylan, yo.
There are killers like Damon Root who I would be happy to see executed
RIP Damon
(Obligatory. I know what you meant.)
Don’t even get me started on that bastard James Earl Jones.
xD Wow, I really did that.
I’ve never wedgied anyone in my life (well, maybe a girlfriend, once), but Damon Root looks like somebody who I’d wedgie just on general principle.
Well, stick it to one place and you won’t have to follow it around. If it doesn’t stick good, lick it first.
A+
Haha you can stick it to the rear window when going to the vet
#ISTANDWITHZARDOZ
Hear, Hear!
Had a Lebanese girlfriend in High School. Maybe not as hot as Khalifa. But her tits were REAL. So very real.
Pics?
AlmightyJB–I would have to dig into a box of photos from the late 1980’s. Then I would have to scan the photo onto my computer. Trust me– she was cute as hell. I’m not certain but I think she’s an art teacher in the Baltimore Public School System. Unless she had some kind of accident I can only imagine she’s still rather lovely.
Did she wear owl glasses?
Owl raise you one.
Oh I believe you, I just wanted to check her out:)
Also, I feel as though I’ve pointed this out before but it seems as though my work/drink/sleep schedule is somehow completely out of sync with the Glibertarians morning/afternoon links schedule. As such I don’t mind being LAST on every post. Such is life.
Freedom to screw around. At the old site, Saturday nights were mostly DJ, sevo, Gilmore, warren/Quincy, AC and myself fucking around. I was shirking off at the office. Appreciated their distractions. Post anytime ??
I used to work graves and catch up on the day’s
storiescomments during my uh breaks. Go for it! Often if the links don’t go up right away, the last post becomes the placeholder with morning comments.For you super nerds disappointed in Last Jedi’s trailer, or not. Looks entertaining. Hell of a lot better than Battlefront 2015, and they’re not letting DICE do the campaign this time.
The chick looks like Dexter’s sister
A “full length reveal” trailer consisting entirely of 2 and a half minutes of “game engine footage” wankery and no actual gameplay. They could just as well have pieced together a 2 and a half minute montage of clips from the movies.
2017. Also every reveal trailer for games since….. 2009? 2010, maybe? Still, getting to play as the Empire sounds neat. Unless they fuck it up. Which is likely.
Wasn’t there already a video game series where you could choose from both Republican and Imperial characters? Knights of the Old Republic, I think it was called. I could be wrong, but I think I heard about it somewhere.
Lucas really needs to stop fucking around with the original Trilogy.
Here’s the series as it’s meant to be watched.
Let’s see what else they show before making claims one way or the other. Loved the original Battlefront games, but skipped on BF 2015. From what I’ve heard about it, seems like I made the right choice. I’ll see what people have to say about this one before deciding to buy or skip again.
I don’t give a shit about multiplayer, so I’m in if the campaign turns out to be good.
Is every new star wars movie and video game going to feature a chick as THE main character? We’ve had Mary Sue Rey in TFA. Then we had bland but okay Jyn Erso in Rogue One. Rey will spend Episode VIII training Luke Skywalker probably. Kylo will probably kill Luke easily and then Rey will kick his ass. Kathleen Kennedy the head of Lucas films has basically admitted that she wants Star Wars to be for girls. At least this game has a black haired girl, with all of the brunettes it was getting hard to keep track of them.
Of course then we have all the film crew getting on social media writing that the First Order is suppossed to represent Republicans and Donald Trump. I think I will stick to the Expanded Universe.
I always wanted an Episode VII but now I wish it had stopped at VI if you think about it all the original heros had horrible lives after VI. Han and Leia had a crappy marriage that resulted in their asshole son killing Han and destroying the Jedi Order. Luke utterly failed in creating the Jedi Order. The Republic was destroyed in VII and everything has seemingly been reset so all of the years of war was for nothing. Now all we need to hear is how Lando stuck his blaster in his mouth and pullled the trigger after being diagnosed with space AIDS.
Finally I didnt see that yesterday in my video game new site
I love playoff overtime hockey. So long as my team isn’t involved in the overtime game.
(insert joke about not having to worry about that as a Flyers fan here)
I swear if the Caps fuck this up….
Timeless Words of Wisdom, courtesy of Frank Zappa
applicable to our contemporary political hoo-haa, and pretty much everything else.
tl;dr Most people are dumb. Or ignorant, depending on how you want to put it.
i don’t think its that exactly; because its not at all a point about “most people” vs. some elite “with it” group
its that everyone, always, all the time, is doing what they’re doing mostly to engage with their peer-group. and that most of what occupies their mind/time are “fads”. and most politics is a fad, just like bellbottoms were a fad, just like global warming is a fad (because the thing itself is less important that the ‘what the thing does’, which is serve as something to enable peer engagement – even permanent, real things can be discovered and rediscovered as fads)
… AND people are dumb.
Yeah, Grand Funk Railroad!
https://youtu.be/lMsIrKjSM6Y
YEAH!!! GRAND FUNK RAILROAD!!
I’m with her
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/15/le-pen-blasts-trump-for-reversing-stance-on-nato.html
Even Trump’s biggest fan agrees
http://humanevents.com/2017/04/12/lassie-come-home/
Give her credit, she didn’t “pivot” just because her team has power now.
Usually can’t stand her 95% of the time, but in this instance, she’s proven that she’s more credible then the entirety of left-wing media. Good to know.
Gotta admit, I’m surprised that Ann Coulter wrote that. After her previous love affairs with Christie and Romney, I’d written her off as just another Republican shill pretending to be a principled conservative. Glad to see she’s willing to hold Trump’s feet to the fire when she thinks he’s wrong. Also, a very good article. I hope this anti-war stance starts to become a more common view among Republicans once again.
Maybe I’m being unfair, but there is no future in the “let’s keep bombing Arabs” wing of Trumpville. Ann knows this and may be simply pivoting for pragmatic business reasons. Doesn’t make her wrong, but I’m not ready to put her in the “war as a last resort camp”.
I’m not sure I agree that there’s no future there, sadly. Many of the most prominent conservative voices out there are big on America being the police man and pro war on terror. I don’t see or hear about any big names on TV or radio having been against Trump’s misadventure in Syria. Everything I’ve heard has been like Ann put it in that column. “Trump’s so presidential for doing this.”
Meh, best case scenario, we might end up with an anti-war version of the Tea Party. Yeah, there were already those anti-war protesters who have been dormant for the past 8 years for some oddly inexplicable reasons, but who gave a shit what those hippies thought?
People trust corporations more than the government
http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2017/04/no-matter-what-they-actually-say-the-public-trusts-private-corporations-more-than-government-and-i-can-prove-it.html
Heh, good viewpoint I hadn’t thought of before. Something I’ll have to remember for future discussions.
Very good article. Too bad no one that should read it, will read it.
Post on Facebook. Trigger 1000 spittle-filled rants. Get blocked forever. But hey, at least they’ll read it!
I’ve linked several different articles that I’m sure would trigger a few of them if they actually read them. I don’t get even a single comment. Probably just see the name of the article and move on.
Good point, most people only read the headlines.
Gonzo as Shock G is even more brilliant than Terence Tao.
The Problem With Saying “If You Don’t Like Porn, Don’t Watch It”
You know you’re dealing with lunatics when they comparing themselves to the anti tobacco movement as though that’s a good thing.
Even if they’re right, they’re only dealing with a symptom and not the cause. Go after feminism, you cowards.
State governments milked billions of $ out of the anti-tobacco movement
the porn industry aint that rich, but i can totally see a class of people looking at any possible industries* and thinking to themselves “how can we turn this into a regulatory cash-cow”
(*e.g. = soda companies have been tee’d up for the last nearly-10 years.)
“We know the demand for porn is incredibly high and increasing.” So in other words you object that their product is more popular than your product?
Reminds me of when I lived in Missouri and the churches were complaining that the strip bars were stealing their clients, sorry worshipers, on Sundays.
Festus took the day off. Festus fucked his back doing yard work. Festus has to work a double shift on Sunday. Festus sad.
So is Festus getting OT pay for working a holiday?
Nope. Festus does contract work. Easter Sunday is the same as as January 15.
Happy Easter churchgoers. Happy Sunday everyone else.
And of course happy drinking to everyone! Na zdravie!
Yeah, Happy Easter all you Christians, I will happily sing along with all your Easter carols.
I have just been informed that Easter Carols aren’t a thing. So I will just place a link to some O Fortuna. That’s Christian-ish, right? I mean it’s in Latin, so it sounds like something that should be sung in cathedrals if you don’t look at the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8
Oh, and just make sure you have something to confess, here’s a hot chick in some Daisy Dukes covering Blurred Lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz-OMn1o22Y
So she’s not thicke?