Is it just me, or did the NFL draft seem a lot more enjoyable when it wasn’t an absolute shitshow ESPN spectacle?  I made it through about two picks before I tuned out and just followed it occasionally on my phone.  If you want a quick summary, here goes: The Bears fucked up.  The Browns super-fucked up. The Texans probably fucked up. And three Ohio State secondary players were drafted before the Big Ten Defensive POY Jabrill Peppers went hilariously to the Browns. So he can look forward to many more losses in the state of Ohio to add to the two he experienced in his only other trips to the state.

Anyway, here is a quick and dirty takeaway from Round 1 in case any of you are interested.

Which allows us to move on to…the links!

BRAINS!

Hypocrite: Part II. (And in case you’re wondering, he “cleverly” managed to get some personal digs in. Because he’s such a classy guy.)

Does this mean I might get to see Ted Williams (sort of) play baseball again? Or does it mean I’m more likely to experience a renaissance of racist Walt Disney cartoons?  Either way, the possibilities are hilarious and creepy at the same time. So obviously I’m for it.

Rob Schneider is…a defender of the First Amendment.

Democrat blueprint to win back America: mostly socialist and protectionist claptrap. Also, no mention on how it’ll be funded, but I’m sure they can just take more from “greedy corporations” and “greedy billionaires”.

War has broken out. Don’t tell me this wasn’t expected.

When Rob Schneider is (rightfully) shaming you in public, maybe its time to look in the mirror and reflect on your decisions.

Here is a new song for you to hopefully enjoy.