*sniffs haughtily, takes seat in box at Geneva Opera House*
Vhyrus
You missed The Matrix, I take it.
Suthenboy
Actually I didn’t notice. Honest.
egould310
Nice work, Penguin. And I gotta admit, this Tay Trai has gotten my emotions stirred. Something is stirring.
Juvenile Bluster
Few things about progressives annoy me more that they keep making me defend Trump (who’s really turning out to be a President just like the others; they just make more out of what he does)
AlexinCT
He has a long way to go to get as nasty as Obama was IMO. Don’t get me wrong, the guy is sad, but when it comes to being an authoritarian douche that uses government to stomp on the deplorables they don’t like, Obama is in a league of his own. The only one that could have out-fascisted him was Hilary.
one true athena
LOL “pharmacist” well-played. This comic is pretty much the essence of the Science!(tm) argument.
I’ve saw a Twitter discussion between some dude from the Atlantic – trying to claim that because Stephens is now on the NYT staff that the NYT has a wider range of diverse opinions than FoxNews. Brit Hume then shut him down that there were more liberals at FoxNews than conservatives at all other tv news combined. Atlantic Dude allowed that was true, BUT NYT has Super DIversity of Opinions! Really! Because STephens and reasons.
I will say, knowing a few of the nurses up on hospital row… I think someone with very minimal medical background could “speak as though she belongs.”
one true athena
The article’s from 2013, so apparently the case was bigger to the DailyFail than it was in Billings. LOL
westernsloper
Hah..I didn’t notice that. It came up in a search for “posing in lab coats”. I was trying to find the article from last year where they were handing out lab coats for a photo-op for sciency stuff. I didn’t put much effort in the search.
one true athena
In your defense, i didn’t notice either until I was at the bottom and noticed the comments said “three years ago” and I was all … waitaminute… ‘years?’ *scroll up* ooooh
Fatty Bolger
Did Frank Abagnale have any daughters?
Fatty Bolger
It was obvious he isn’t a doctor, there’s no stethoscope draped around his neck. And where’s his clipboard, huh? Where’s his clipboard?
Sure, but there is genuine sciency stuff in the background – so he isn’t a doc, but he does science, right?
Fatty Bolger
Well, shit, you’re right, and he does look a little sciency. But still… where’s the clipboard! Real scientists have clipboards. (Test tubes and microscopes may be acceptable alternatives.)
Jimbo
Thanks for the laugh, BP
Mythical Libertarian Woman
Love it, BP. I just wanted to say that these are always the highlight of my week, and I always send them to my mom who also loves them. Seriously, when we text each other, “NEW SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT IS UP!!!1!” with this much glee, you know you’re doing something right. Keep it up!
Suthenboy
Loved it.
I also love that they have Nye as their primary propaganda purveyor instead of some dude in dirty jeans, boots and a flannel shirt with a Brunton compass around his neck.
No googling. Extra points for anyone who knows what that means.
‘dirty jeans’ made me think of MIke Rowe, so … yes. He could purvey his propaganda my way, anytime.
C. Anacreon
When Light Rail is not available, try Pocket Transit.
Suthenboy
OH, for Christ’s sake Doc, I didn’t see your comment until just now. You even made a clever joke out of the answer.
*Awards all extra points to C.*
Suthenboy
*facepalm*
Brunton compass. Geologist. You never see a geologist without their Brunton compass and no one else uses them.
You know, an actual earth scientist.
westernsloper
I was going to say the dude from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, but then you said geologist.
DEG
“a little trash they left behind”
For some definition of little.
Did Cortez let Becky cut him off?
Suthenboy
The lefty protesters always leave open sewers, mountains of trash, dead bodies, etc, etc. They shit on police cars, they are violent, they rob and rape each other. They are scum. I cant help but think having that as the base of your support doesnt cause a great deal of cynicism about humanity. It’s like cops that spend all day around criminals and end up thinking everyone is like that. Neither pols nor cops are especially bright, certainly not smart enough to see past that. This must be a large part of the reason people like Clinton are the way they are.
DEG
A progressive at a party was at said that he justified the government providing welfare because, “I’m an asshole and I won’t give unless someone makes me do this. I think every one else is just like me.”
Suthenboy
“Oh? Well then, tell me what you think the proper response is to someone who points a gun at you and demands money?”
AlexinCT
It’s for a good cause?
BakedPenguin
No. It should have been “For example, we say that” which makes for a better line. I was just too lazy to enlarge the speech bubble to accommodate that.
I liked the Congressional lawn photo with the trash by itself. There was a tire there, but Becky’s blocking it.
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*stands to applaud and cheer, raucously*
“Since you’re in a lab coat, you obviously science”
Nice work, BP!
Seconded. I laughed pretty damned hard at that sequence.
“I wouldn’t know about that, I’m a pharmacist.”
Beautiful!
Sciencing is hard work man…
What is holding up Tay’s glasses? And don’t tell me you didn’t notice them.
Willpower.
I obviously need to start having hunks in the comic to deflect your gaze.
I think it would be only fair.
Glasses? I didn’t see any glasses. Need to go back and look, this may take a while…
I expected you to go after the right arm angle not the glasses.
I didn’t notice anything wrong with her stubby arm pointing the mic into her armpit.
I know what’s *not* if you nomsayin’.
Have you never seen pince-nez glasses?
Not in the last couple centuries.
*sniffs haughtily, takes seat in box at Geneva Opera House*
You missed The Matrix, I take it.
Actually I didn’t notice. Honest.
Nice work, Penguin. And I gotta admit, this Tay Trai has gotten my emotions stirred. Something is stirring.
Few things about progressives annoy me more that they keep making me defend Trump (who’s really turning out to be a President just like the others; they just make more out of what he does)
He has a long way to go to get as nasty as Obama was IMO. Don’t get me wrong, the guy is sad, but when it comes to being an authoritarian douche that uses government to stomp on the deplorables they don’t like, Obama is in a league of his own. The only one that could have out-fascisted him was Hilary.
LOL “pharmacist” well-played. This comic is pretty much the essence of the Science!(tm) argument.
I’ve saw a Twitter discussion between some dude from the Atlantic – trying to claim that because Stephens is now on the NYT staff that the NYT has a wider range of diverse opinions than FoxNews. Brit Hume then shut him down that there were more liberals at FoxNews than conservatives at all other tv news combined. Atlantic Dude allowed that was true, BUT NYT has Super DIversity of Opinions! Really! Because STephens and reasons.
Superb.
This woman sciences too
I wonder if she is part of the 97%.
IT’S RIVEN!
Lol! Oh, Billings. Don’t ever change.
I will say, knowing a few of the nurses up on hospital row… I think someone with very minimal medical background could “speak as though she belongs.”
The article’s from 2013, so apparently the case was bigger to the DailyFail than it was in Billings. LOL
Hah..I didn’t notice that. It came up in a search for “posing in lab coats”. I was trying to find the article from last year where they were handing out lab coats for a photo-op for sciency stuff. I didn’t put much effort in the search.
In your defense, i didn’t notice either until I was at the bottom and noticed the comments said “three years ago” and I was all … waitaminute… ‘years?’ *scroll up* ooooh
Did Frank Abagnale have any daughters?
It was obvious he isn’t a doctor, there’s no stethoscope draped around his neck. And where’s his clipboard, huh? Where’s his clipboard?
Sure, but there is genuine sciency stuff in the background – so he isn’t a doc, but he does science, right?
Well, shit, you’re right, and he does look a little sciency. But still… where’s the clipboard! Real scientists have clipboards. (Test tubes and microscopes may be acceptable alternatives.)
Thanks for the laugh, BP
Love it, BP. I just wanted to say that these are always the highlight of my week, and I always send them to my mom who also loves them. Seriously, when we text each other, “NEW SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT IS UP!!!1!” with this much glee, you know you’re doing something right. Keep it up!
Loved it.
I also love that they have Nye as their primary propaganda purveyor instead of some dude in dirty jeans, boots and a flannel shirt with a Brunton compass around his neck.
No googling. Extra points for anyone who knows what that means.
Mike Rowe?
Bear Grylls?
Al Borland?
Henry the Navigator?
‘dirty jeans’ made me think of MIke Rowe, so … yes. He could purvey his propaganda my way, anytime.
When Light Rail is not available, try Pocket Transit.
OH, for Christ’s sake Doc, I didn’t see your comment until just now. You even made a clever joke out of the answer.
*Awards all extra points to C.*
*facepalm*
Brunton compass. Geologist. You never see a geologist without their Brunton compass and no one else uses them.
You know, an actual earth scientist.
I was going to say the dude from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, but then you said geologist.
“a little trash they left behind”
For some definition of little.
Did Cortez let Becky cut him off?
The lefty protesters always leave open sewers, mountains of trash, dead bodies, etc, etc. They shit on police cars, they are violent, they rob and rape each other. They are scum. I cant help but think having that as the base of your support doesnt cause a great deal of cynicism about humanity. It’s like cops that spend all day around criminals and end up thinking everyone is like that. Neither pols nor cops are especially bright, certainly not smart enough to see past that. This must be a large part of the reason people like Clinton are the way they are.
A progressive at a party was at said that he justified the government providing welfare because, “I’m an asshole and I won’t give unless someone makes me do this. I think every one else is just like me.”
“Oh? Well then, tell me what you think the proper response is to someone who points a gun at you and demands money?”
It’s for a good cause?
No. It should have been “For example, we say that” which makes for a better line. I was just too lazy to enlarge the speech bubble to accommodate that.
I liked the Congressional lawn photo with the trash by itself. There was a tire there, but Becky’s blocking it.
I should have also emphasized ‘we’ there.