ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THINGS GO WELL – ZARDOZ MADE ALL DELIVERIES, SO BRUTAL BOSS RAY HAS DECIDED ZARDOZ CAN HANDLE BIGGER LOADS.

 

ZARDOZ IS PLEASED WITH HIS NEW RESPONSIBILITIES, AND PROVIDES LINKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.

  • CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL ACTING LIKE …CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL.
  • LOOKS LIKE ISRAELI BRUTALS MAY NOT HAVE SEEN HOW THIS WORKED OUT WITH AMERICAN BRUTALS.
  • ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THERE ARE SOME BRUTALS THAT FOLLOW BALL KICKING SPORTS EVENTS.
  • ZARDOZ WOULD NOT WAGER ON THIS.

ENJOY, CHOSEN ONES. SAY…ZARDOZ WONDERS WHY BRUTALS DESIRE THIS ODD, NON-GRAIN PLANT MATTER SO MUCH. PERHAPS ZARDOZ SHOULD ASK ONE OF THE BRUTALS HE DELIVERS TO, WHAT THE PURPOSE OF IT IS?

Comments

210 responses to “ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS”

  1. Not an Economist

    Trump is the only one who can’t let go of the election.

    1. leonadasiv

      Yeah remember when he told opponents ‘I won’t to try to get them to fall into line?

      1. leonadasiv

        I won*

    2. Floridaman

      Ah the vaunted no you tactic It’s a bold move Cotton let’s see if it pays off.

  2. Former Obama administration flunkie says, “what goes around comes around” to Coptic Christians.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Oh c’mon, that can’t really be what he..

      *clicks*

      Holy shit.

      1. John Titor

        “Terrorism? We don’t do it, and if we did they’d deserve it.”

      2. leonadasiv

        What an asshole worthless piece of shit

    2. wdalasio

      Yeah! We need to bring a lot more of that into the West. What could possibly go wrong?

  3. John Titor

    I question whether Zardoz is actually a drug mule or not. I don’t know about you, but if I’m a dealer I don’t want my delivery boy to be a giant floating head that yells random stuff about BRUTALS and THE PENIS. Might attract some attention.

    1. After being freed of the Tabernacle’s control, Zardoz seems a bit less Gun is good, Penis is bad, lately.

      1. Floridaman

        Don’t tell me he now favors gun control.

        1. Nah, below it looks like he wishes he had an FFL.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      He delivers to my Dispensary, which is why I’m Smoking now,
      B

  4. Left Hand of Radar

    This Chosen One watched much Star Trek Voyager today. Asks ZARDOZ– and other Chosen Ones: Is Harry Kim the worst character in the STAR TREK universe?

    1. But Enough About Me

      Harry Kim can Lick Me. Hard.

    2. No. Wesley Crusher and the Traveler.

      1. DenverJ

        This. The absolutely worst. With that fine ass empath next annoying, but at least easy on the eyeballs

        1. The ass-empath from the original series?

          [heads off to IMDb to look her up]

          Apparently, she was on As The World Turns for almost 40 years.

          1. And at the time she made that Star Trek episode, she was Mrs. Glenn Ford.

          2. Rhywun

            I thought he was referring to Troi.

          3. Lwaxana (or however it was spelled) Troi could be annoying, but I was too busy thinking about Deanna’s looks to be worried about her annoyingness.

          4. Rhywun

            She could be but the one with her dead daughter was pretty good. And she was less stoopid on DS9.

          5. John Titor

            My favourite episode was went she fought MacBeth and Keith David.

          6. DenverJ

            Yes, Troi. The ultimate touchy feely libtard. But man, did she fill out that spandex in all the right ways.

          7. Rhywun

            There is one episode with lengthy scenes that are basically just a shot of her ass from below as she’s floating up into the sky.

            But yeah, the future seems to be all about leaving nothing to the imagination – for females and males.

    3. John Titor

      No, Wesley is worse, both in-universe and in real life for giving Will Wheaton a career.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        God, what I wouldn’t give to be able to retroactively remove Wesley from TNG. Wil Wheaton is awful.

    4. robc

      Dr Pulaski says hi.

      1. Oooh. A good choice.

    5. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN TREKKER ONE.

      “SYBOK”

      THE DEBATE ENDS HERE.

      1. Sha Ka Ree doesn’t feel for you.

    6. Rhywun

      He’s a pathetic loser but not the worst character.

      1. John Titor

        Yes, being Harry Kim is sufficient enough punishment for the crime of being Harry Kim.

        1. Yeah….I bet he can’t even get booked at Cons. No milking that Trek identity for life for him.

          1. Rhywun

            Sounds like the boss found him “troublesome”. That explains a lot.

    7. The Elite Elite

      Mark Twain. That damn voice!

      1. Left Hand of Radar

        Oh shit, I forgot about Guinan. Fuck that old-assed bitch.

        1. Rhywun

          I liked Guinan. You just have to separate the character from the real-life person.

    8. CZmacure

      B’Elanna Torres?

      I know her character mostly got totally hosed because she got pregnant a few years into the series, but… bleh. Started out kinda kickass and interesting, became… non-notable?

    9. thrakkorzog

      Quark’s Mom has to rate pretty high on the list, at least in a tie with Lwaxana.

    10. wchipperdove

      I choose Data’s ‘daughter’ Lal (LOL).
      More LOL: this thing tried to spell-correct daughter to do.

      1. wchipperdove

        And do above should be dong. The laughs keep on coming.

  5. But Enough About Me

    ZARDOZ: ask one of the Brutals if he/she would be so kind as to help you “Bogart a doobie.” All will become clear!

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ETIQUETTE ADVISING ONE. ZARDOZ WILL TRY THAT.

  6. leonadasiv

    Our poor ZARDOZ is being manipulated by this Ray guy. Stay away from the police ZARDOZ and stay safe!

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CONCERNED CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ CAN EASILY HANDLE BRUTAL ENFORCERS…AS LONG AS THAT ZED CHARACTER IS NOT AMONG THEM.

  7. Mr Lizard

    Your Future Reptillian Overlords wish to issue minor regrets for my disparaging remarks a few years ago. With that aside they are curious if Zardoz makes deliveries to low orbit?…I mean ummm asking for a friend.

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS REPTILIAN CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ IS LIMITED TO THE ATMOSPHERE AROUND THIS PLANET.

      1. juris imprudent

        You mean you aren’t a gravity-defying rock? You’re, you’re… just a balloon?

        [runs sobbing for the gun safe]

        1. ZARDOZ

          ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS WEEPING CHOSEN ONE. NO, ZARDOZ IS NOT A BALLOON. NOR AN AIRSHIP. RATHER, HE KEEPS TO THE WORLD THE BRUTALS INHABIT.

        2. ZARDOZ

          ALSO, ZARDOZ ONCE HAD A MEMBERSHIP IN THE L5 SOCIETY…BUT LET IT LAPSE.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            This is so Fucking Fun! Hail ZARDOZ!!!

          2. dbleagle

            The L5 Society. Wow, that takes me back to the early days of the Shuttle Program when I was a member. ALL HAIL ZARDOZ!

  8. Juvenile Bluster

    Repeating from the end of the morning links, because I want to praise these people.

    My mother lives in Weston, Florida, which is home to a pretty large Venezuelan ex-pat community. Was heading to help her with something and drove past a pretty good-sized protest by the Venezuelan ex-pat community. Plenty of “Venezuela Si Maduro No” posters as well as “SOS Venezuela”, which has been their rallying cry (you see it all over the place; on the back windows of cars, in signs in Venezuelan restaurants, and the like).

    When running into Maduro supporters here and there, I’ve often invited them to a meal, paid for by me, at a local Venezuelan restaurant if they told the ex-pats to their faces what they were saying online. For some reason I’ve had no takers.

    1. Ha! Let us know if you end up with any takers. Oh, and film it…

    2. Akira

      It’s funny how people who have actually lived under communism/socialism are its most vehement haters.

      It’s REALLY easy for some rich Yale students to sit in their dorm rooms and crow on about how “socialism works”, but if they ever said that to a former citizen of one of those countries, they’d get a flaming earful or possibly a slap in the face.

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        I’m friends with a girl whose parents escaped Soviet Russia. They’re *gasp* horrible racist Trump supporters. She, meanwhile, is sophisticated and longs to live in Europe where they’re so much more civilised-with-an-S than the scum who live here in ‘Murica.

        1. thrakkorzog

          Reminds me of a story I read a few months back. (Sorry, I can’t find the original story, Russia and Muslims have a lot of bad bad blood between them.) Basically, some Arab immigrants were in Moscow, and after hearing some propaganda about how easy women are, tried feeling up some women in a Moscow bar.

          The ladies boyfriend’s and their boyfriend’s friends objected to this rather vehemently. Which is a polite way of saying they curbstomped them, and broke a few bones. The Moscow PD reaction could be summed up as “Well WTF did you think was going to happen?”

      2. Grumbletarian

        I have a friend whose family immigrated from Poland in the 80s. He was a kid at the time, and he told me about Watermelon Day, apparently a holiday there. Actually, Watermelon Day was just the one day a year the grocery stores would have watermelon, so parents would tell their kids that it was a holiday so they’d behave better while having to wait in line all day long for the chance to have some watermelon. It was an interesting glimpse in how people coped with the shitty situation they were in.

    3. DEG

      I had a date with a Venezuelan woman once, back when Chavez was still alive. She was born in the US while her parents were studying in the US. She took advantage of that to head to the US. On the date, when I asked about why she left Venezuela, she went on and on about how she could tell Chavez was going to destroy the place. She got out while the getting was good.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Could you describe her, please?

        1. DEG

          Very Catholic. Large breasts. Short. Former lawyer turned Spanish teacher. Has standards, in other words, that date went nowhere.

          1. Tundra

            Back to the breasts…

          2. DEG

            Size of her head.

  9. ZARDOZ WOULD NOT WAGER ON THIS.

    Il Papa don’t preach.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Are you keeping your baby?

      1. No, but two of the rugrats who claimed to see the Virgin Mary 100 years ago were canonized by Commie Pope today.

      2. DenverJ

        A dingo ate your baby.

  10. Rhywun

    Chelsea can suck my dick.

    That is all.

    1. Floridaman

      Clinton?! I don’t think I could get mine up to her, but you do you.

      1. DAMN YOU FOR GETTING IN FIRST!

        I was trying to come up with something clever like “Clinton? Not even with STEVE SMITH’S dick!”

      2. No; Chelsea Manning.

      3. Rhywun

        I… think I’m going to be sick.

    2. It’s too bad Man Shitty won today.

      I really want to see Pep forced to coach in the Europa League.

      1. Rhywun

        The ignominy doesn’t seem to be affecting Mourinho in this year’s contest.

        Speaking of which… I’ve been meaning to bitch somewhere about how much it sucks that Champions League wash-outs get a pass to Europa League. I just know fucking Man U is going to win it. I thought the whole point was to give the B teams a shot at some silverware, but no!

        1. Which also means they’ll get a backdoor to the CL even if they finish fifth in the EPL. Which means more EPL teams for Fox to jam down our throats and ignore everybody else.

          1. Rhywun

            I’m similarly annoyed that a Serie A team I support, Napoli, *never* gets any airplay. Despite finishing in the top 2 or 3 every year lately. It’s a similar story in most leagues – the networks have a set list of teams that get all their attention, and everyone else can fuck off.

          2. Hell, the group games this season between Bayern and Atlético were shunted to a higher-tier channel so they could show more Arsenhole.

          3. SimonD

            Does an extra EPL team get in? Or does the 4th place team get screwed. I remember a few years ago Tottenham finished 4th and was kicked out of the champions league because Chelsea got in as defending champ.

          4. Rhywun

            I think I heard today that Man U winning the Europa League will not kick anyone else out.

          5. I think the rules were changed a few years back so that the Europa League champs qualify automatically. If they’d qualify on the basis of their league position as well, then a champion or runner-up from a lower-ranked league gets the spot.

          6. Juvenile Bluster

            The rule is that no more than 5 clubs from a nation may make it — top 4 and a CL/EL champion. If the 5th and 6th place teams from a nation happen to win the CL and EL in a particular year, the 4th place team would lose the CL spot.

        2. And Mourinho isn’t human. He’s not capable of feeling ignominy.

          1. Rhywun

            True.

          2. juris imprudent

            You’d rather have Wenger?

          3. I’d rather have Hoeneß, but he’s retired.

          4. RegicidalManiac

            You know, I’d never thought of ignominy as something you could feel.

      2. DenverJ

        That conversation looks like it’s in in English, but I’ll be damned if i can make heads or tails of it.

        1. Slammer

          Is there foosball in the bar you’re at? I think its like that

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          This

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            And when I comment it Zooms past a bunch of pot, cool
            Mexicans? Ass sex? Hello?

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        Liverpool have to beat West Ham tomorrow. I have no clue why we’ve suddenly decided to suck the last few weeks.

        1. Rhywun

          Man I was so giddy when Klopp showed up. But even he can’t get these nogoodniks to play consistently. I think what they need is simple: splash money on superstars. Doesn’t seem likely to happen, though.

          1. Losing one of the top three scorers in the league for a dozen or so matches to the ANC and then injury didn’t help. Neither did losing Coutinho for a good chunk of the year.

            They’d have finished second if they stayed healthy relative to their competition. Alas, we’re gonna be lucky to hang on to fourth.

          2. I’ve got a friend who’s a Man City fan who bitches to me about Bayern’s spending, overlooking the number of German players and coaches who get lured to England and Spain by the free spending.

    3. CZmacure

      It would be great if this site had a spoiler tag, so people scrolling through comments wouldn’t get spoilered on games they’re going to watch on DVR…

  11. Brasidas

    I would have thought gun smuggling would have been more in Zardoz’s wheelhouse. Gift of the gun and all that. I guess the whole gift part might be problematic.

    1. leonadasiv

      I have a feeling ZARDOZ might outgrow Ray’s operation. And when that happens, gun smuggling will enter his purview.

    2. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN PERCEPTIVE ONE. INDEED, THE GUN WAS A GIFT TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS – BUT WITH THE ETERNALS GONE, AND THE TABERNACLE SHUT DOWN…WELL, ZARDOZ DOES NOT HAVE AN FFL.

      1. DEG

        Smuggling doesn’t require an FFL.

  12. John Titor

    LOOKS LIKE ISRAELI BRUTALS MAY NOT HAVE SEEN HOW THIS WORKED OUT WITH AMERICAN BRUTALS.

    But I was told by the internet that Jews are trying to destroy the goyim with political correctness, social justice and identity politics while maintaining their sacred and precious ethnostate! It couldn’t possibly be these ideas are the product of idiotic Western ideologues, it has to be the product of international Jewry!

    1. (((They))) are pretty crafty that way!

      *returns to Stormfront*

    2. Pan Zagloba

      The alt-Right fixation that Israel is exempt from the lefty criticism regarding other states for its immigration, religious and anti-terrorist policies has been baffling me since I learned about the movement. Also, a handy indicator that I should keep the fuck away from them.

      1. John Titor

        Don’t worry Pan, if you’re a good and loyal Slav they’ll just chemically castrate you to ensure you don’t poison their precious white homogeneous society.

    3. Brian

      I am now suspicious of MJ legalization.

      Thanks for ruining something else, Jews.

  13. straffinrun

    Commie Pope is coming? Oh dear, what to wear?

    1. John Titor

      The locals had a solution for that.

      (Also, the fuck is up with the guy in the middle, did they crucify a midget?)

      1. straffinrun

        I was channeling Trump. No Commie Pope here. You’re right, the streets will be lined.

      2. DenverJ

        It’s just poorly done perspective

        1. DenverJ

          No, you’re right. That guy is short.

          1. straffinrun

            I’m nuts over the guy.

  14. Slammer

    Sorry about the BBQ sauce on the blunt, ZARDOZ

    1. DenverJ

      Mmmm, bbq sour diesel

  15. SimonD

    CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL ACTING LIKE …CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL.

    Yeah, the only part of this article which was surprising is that they identified the guy as a Democrat….eventually.

    1. Grumbletarian

      Man, if I were ever in favor of the government coming in and declaring a property blighted so they can take it by eminent domain and cut the owner a pennies-on-the-dollar kind of check, it might be this time.

  16. straffinrun

    Wake up! How can you believe that?!? You should be ashamed!

  17. Pan Zagloba

    Hilarious part of importing American Culture War into Canada is that the left must eat their own, given that ‘Conservative culture’ here consists of Kevin O’Leary on Dragon’s Den and Rex Murphy when they let him out of his cage (in his case, it’s more of ‘cranky old Maritimer’ than ‘Conservative’ but let’s roll with what we have).

    The latest controversy to spark an outcry online: An editorial written in an obscure literary publication that most people have never read. A few tweets later, it has not only revived a conversation about appropriation, but has also led to the editor’s resignation and a series of contentious posts from media heads.

    A column written by Hal Niedzviecki that appeared in the latest issue of Write magazine, a quarterly publication from the Writers’ Union of Canada, suggested “anyone, anywhere, should be encouraged to imagine other peoples, other cultures, other identities,” and stated that the author didn’t “believe in cultural appropriation.”

    It appeared near the beginning of an issue dedicated to Indigenous writing.

    Niedzviecki, who has since resigned as editor, acknowledged that Canadian literary subject matter and writers are “exhaustingly white and middle class.” But rather than calling on minority voices to fill the void, he instead encouraged those same writers to “write what you don’t know” and “relentlessly explore the lives of people who aren’t like you.”

    1. John Titor

      I find it funny that we export our conservatives like we export our celebrities. Steyn’s in New Hampshire and rarely writes about Canada anymore, Lauren Southern’s off getting arrested with anti-immigrant groups in the Mediterranean…Levant’s still around though.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Steyn experience has hopefully taught other Conservatives that they have no place in Canada.

        Hey, great victory, he beat the charges in various Human Rights Tribunals. No outlet in Canada is gonna ever hire him again, regardless. Not worth the risk.

        Southern, though…man, her latest videos (like why she got arrested) are making me worry she’s gonna go down the “muh white nations” hole…

        1. DEG

          Southern, though…man, her latest videos (like why she got arrested) are making me worry she’s gonna go down the “muh white nations” hole…

          I’m getting that impression too. Shame.

        2. John Titor

          Yep. She’s young, naive and clearly impressionable. I saw one of her recent videos that was just pure emoting about European architecture and thought “yeah, she’s about four steps away from “the future of the white race”. If she does, well thanks for further associating libertarianism with racism Southern.

          1. Viking1865

            I just don’t see the point in trying to save Europe. At this point it is abundantly clear to me that they really do lack all desire to change course. Like, Le Pen was literally just promising socialism for the actual French, and she couldn’t sniff a win. Coupled with the Wilders loss, it’s pretty clear that Eurabia is going to be a when, not if thing. Especially when you consider the Turkish situation. Demography is destiny, as Canadian Public Enemy Number One likes to say.

            America is different. We still have huge amounts of space, we still have a dynamic economy. We have an incredibly attractive and dynamic culture, which is seductive in the extreme. I remember a John Ringo book where the Hadjis were attacking a water park with nerve gas, using a Muslim immigrant as an unwilling accomplice. He ends up jumping ship and helping Our Intrepid (Not Exactly) Hero, and when the fanatic calls him a bad Muslim his reaction is basically “Dude, your God says we gotta murder teenage nymphs in wet bikinis, then fuck it, I’m with the Great Satan. Give me that wangdang sweet poontang.”

            Like, I am willing to bet there are at least a hundred or so young Muslim males inserted into the US as sleeper agents in the 90s or 200s who are too busy spending Al Qaeda’s money in Vegas or on chasing pussy to accomplish their mission of terror. Because if some bearded freakshow is gonna give you a visa and a Swiss bank account, that’s way way way too nice a deal to give up to go out in a blaze of Allahu Akbar glory. Especially when you consider that, in the US, you might wander into a shopping mall with a loaded rifle all ready to gather your virgins up, and some fat soccer dad puts a couple slugs from a Kel Tec into the back of your skull. Much much safer to just ignore the activation signal, and call up another prostitute to your suite in Atlantic City.

          2. The Elite Elite

            Yeah, Europe is lost, with the possible exception of Britain. (We’ll see how Brexit goes, or if it actually does). As admirable as this group Southern is starting to promote might seem, I seriously doubt they are numerous enough to have any real affect. Europe is gone, your French, Italian, German, etc. identities are all just part of history now. It sucks, but that’s the way it is. Get out now, while you still can.

          3. AlmightyJB

            I think Europe is going to explode at some point. It’s not going to be pretty.

          4. straffinrun

            When I decided to leave Europe and move to Asia, my Expat friends were aghast. “Europe is fucking dying”. That was 20 years ago and I pat my 25 year old self on the back for the foresight.

          5. DEG

            I think Europe is going to explode at some point. It’s not going to be pretty.

            I agree, though I think if the EU breaks up it will help not hurt the situation. What the EU has turned into has stirred up nationalist fervor, and I think if the EU countries go their own way that would defuse the nationalist fervor.

          6. John Titor

            There’s certainly an argument to fight for Europe, even if the current elites are willing to push their societies towards destruction or totalitarianism via the EU. Like it or not they’re our father civilization, and despite their history of flipping from aristocracy to socialism they’re a good ally to have in the long run. The West is currently at a turning point, where it either loses ground or massively exports its culture to the societies around it. The Islamic world has taken an interest in the West for a reason, namely, they’re scared. Western cultural hegemony threatens to destroy their way of life. We can win, we just have to have a willingness to do it. And, despite what idiots like the alt-right think, white nationalism is not the solution. Cultural supremacy is, and we’ll eventually figure that out.

            I would prefer that Theodore Judson doesn’t prove us all wrong. I would prefer that Western pluralism be a cultural memetic, a scourge that rots away at Islamic society until they’re no more threatening than, say, the Amish. That can only be achieved by pushing against them, not abandoning ground.

          7. John Titor

            Mark Steyn said it best when he framed Western culture in pure absolutism: that is, once Western culture has a hold of something, it holds it forever. The fight for Europe, even if it is a failure, is worthy purely for the overall fight of Western values versus the rest of the world.

          8. Caput Lupinum

            I get what you’re saying, Titor, but it’s kind of hard to fight for Europe when Eurowon’t fight for Europe. Maybe the U.S. and Canada can come up with a cultural Marshall Plan. Be the bastions of western culture that Europe should be, and export that influence more aggressively.

            Our something, I’m drunk and probably not with posting attention too. You’re from the future, you should know how this plays out.

          9. The Elite Elite

            If you can get enough people to fight for Europe, sure I’d be all for that. We can see that potential in Britain with Brexit and the massive landslide Conservative victory that just happened. But then we see France electing a guy who said that they just need to learn to live with daily terrorism in their country. If the will to fight for their own culture isn’t there, I’m not sure I can see any hope of victory.

          10. John Titor

            Macron did not win with an overwhelming majority, he won with barely half in an election where many simply abstained from the process, if the second run is anything to go by. Even if France loses in the long run, it will become an example of what surrendering results in the long run (namely, an indented, Islamist culture that threatens the overall stability of a Western nation). I’m skeptical to the idea that Europe will simply kowtow to their demographic change. In reality I think what you’ll see in the long run is a ethnic revolt in response, for better or for worse. It’s up to libertarians to define themselves as the better way in comparison to Islamic authoritarianism and left wing totalitarianism.

            I get way Europe is seen as a losing battle, but in the long run the fight is worth it purely in order to articulate ideals that reject the standard European assumptions and lead to more stable and long standing culture. Europe has been damning itself for decades, the influence of Islam is only an example of any invasive culture that would upend such a destructive system. Once the new migrant populations fail to provide the resources the state requires, namely, a new population to tax and exploit to continue their statist idiocy, I think there’s a much more open field for people to start promoting alternatives.

          11. thrakkorzog

            I think the more likely scenario is a bunch of young European men start taking up late night baseball, cricket, and having lots of flat tires. Because bats and tire irons are legal weapons. I’m not advocating some Sons of Martel type movement, just saying I wouldn’t be shocked if that happened.

            According to polls, younger French voters largely went to LePen, while their parents went for Marcon.

            Were they in it for the anti-Muslim or the Socialist policies? Anti-Muslim rhetoric aside, the FN are pretty much socialists with a slightly racist bent, although they’ve been trying to kind of get rid of that racist label. And anyone named Le Pen is probably a poor advocate for the “I Believe in the same things as my dad, just t not the racist and anti-Semitic stuff.”

          12. Yusef drives a Kia

            Awesome

    2. Vhyrus

      God forbid you actually be permitted to explore topics outside your immediate purview and social circles.

  18. straffinrun

    “Forer added that the bill is meant to strengthen the preference for those who contribute to the state, incentivize doing so and help them integrate better into society.”

    Nothing helps people integrate more than bribing them. “My woman loves me. Look, she’s staying around”.
    “Uh, that’s because she’s a prostitute”.

    1. You don’t pay prostitutes to stay around, you pay them to leave.

      1. straffinrun

        Exactly.

  19. RegicidalManiac

    Gin, tonic, and The Two Towers. Good Saturday night, hope the rest of the Glibs have a night as good!

    1. Akira

      I’m having a gin and tonic as well. I also have a crock pot full of homemade tomato sauce and meatballs and an apple pie in the oven.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        Oooh. That sounds like a damn good night. The fiancée has a loaf of French bread in the breadmaker, and we’re nerding out. This is the first time I’ve seen The Two Towers on BluRay, and I had forgotten what a good movie it was.

          1. RegicidalManiac

            We’re coming up on that scene now.

            A kid/young adult can learn a lot from LotR. Duty, sacrifice, the primacy of principles over principals… I owe a lot of my current outlook on life to Tolkien.

            Some evils must be confronted. Some evils cannot be negotiated with. And when it comes down to it, it is better to buckle down and do the right thing even if no one will remember it.

            “A time may come for valor without renown. Who then will your people look to?”

            Gin makes me sentimental.

          2. DEG

            Tolkien had the right idea about power and its corrupting influence.

          3. RegicidalManiac

            He and Lord Acton have the right idea as far as “lessons about power” go.

          4. Yusef drives a Kia

            Ethics, doing the right thing when no one is looking, /Me
            B

    2. Caput Lupinum

      Blue coat gin and fever tree bitter lemon. Not sure if it has a name, but its tasty.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        I’ve moved on to Hendricks gin and Fentiman’s Rose Lemonade. It mixes really damn well.

        Love that fever tree bitter lemon too, though.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          Hendricks is good, but blue coat is perennially on sale, so it became my go to gin.

          1. RegicidalManiac

            I don’t know that I’ve ever had it. I’ll have to keep an eye out. Hendricks is awfully expensive.

          2. Caput Lupinum

            It’s generally pretty highly regarded. It helps, for me anyway, that it is one of the few liquors made in Pennsylvania. Because of that, our state monopoly liquor stores always push it and have it even cheaper than normal.

            I saw today that they have a new variety that is agreed in old bourbon barrels. I haven’t tried it yet, but it intrigued me enough to buy a bottle. I’ll let you know if it is any good.

  20. Here is the relevant part of the unofficial transcript of Pope Francis’s airplane press conference

    TL;DR version – journalist with TDS wonders why the Pope doesn’t freak out at the very thought of contact with Trump.

    Claudio Lavanga (NBC News): Thank you. Holy Father, yesterday you asked the faithful to break down all the walls, yet on May 24 you meet a head of State who is threatening to build walls. It is a bit contradictory to your word, but he also has – it seems – opinions and decisions different from you in other topics, such as the need to act to confront global warming or the welcoming of migrants … Thus, in light of this meeting: what is your opinion of the politics that President Trump has adopted so far on these topics and what do you expect from a meeting with a Head of State who seems to think and act contrary to you?

    Pope Francis: The first question … I can respond to both… I never make a judgment of a person without listening to them. I believe that I should not do this. In our talk things will come out, I will say what I think, he will say what he thinks, but I never, ever, wanted to make a judgment without hearing the person. The second…

    Claudio Lavanga: What do you think about the reception of migrants?

    Pope Francis: But this you all know well…

    Claudio Lavanga: The second instead is what you expect from a meeting with a head of state who thinks contradictory to you?

    Pope Francis: Always there are doors that are not closed. Look for the doors that are at least a little bit open, enter and talk about common things and go on. Step by step. Peace is handcrafted. It is made every day. Also friendship among people, mutual knowledge, esteem, is handcrafted. It’s made every day. Respect the other, say that which one thinks, but with respect, but walk together … someone thinks of one way or the other, but say that …. Be very sincere with what everyone thinks, no?

    Claudio Lavanga: Do you hope to soften his decisions after the meeting?

    Pope Francis: This is a political calculation that I do not permit myself to make.

    1. Rhywun

      It is a bit contradictory to your word

      So… he was supposed to tell Trump fuck off or something? I’m not a fan of this pope but at least he has more class than this douche.

      1. straffinrun

        They work in tandem. Both are douches, but the Pope is allowed to be seen as taking the high road while still getting the message out that Trump is a monster.

    2. straffinrun

      It feelz so good what he says. Meaningless and insulting to anyone who wants to hear concrete proposals, but the luv in him is palpable.

      1. Agent Cooper

        It’s spelled Papalble.

      2. Let’s apply the hypothesis that the Pope wants to have a constructive discussion with Trump.

        If this were the case, he wouldn’t bash Trump to the media in advance of the meeting.

        And what do you know, he *doesn’t* bash Trump in advance of the meeting, almost as if he wants fruitful dialogue with the leader of a powerful country.

        1. And if they traded insults on a previous occasion, all the more reason to soft-pedal it now in hopes of a “reset.”

        2. straffinrun

          Or how about he apologize for his class bating and demagoguery before meeting with the victim of his words? I guess not being an asshole the week before meeting someone is better than being a total prick until the last minute. Not exactly virtuous, but not laudable.

          1. “the victim of his words”

            Trump is such a vulnerable snowflake, I bet his feelings were *really* hurt by those “words.” /sarc

          2. straffinrun

            He maybe an asshole, but that’s irrelevant. Her skanky dress doesn’t mean I get to rape her.

    3. Floridaman

      huh, I would have expected NBC to ask him to banish the demon Trump to hell, and install her highness.

  21. Tundra

    Pens just lost in OT. Should make a lot of you happy!

    1. Rhywun

      I just wanted Ottawa to lose. WTF Pittsburgh?

      1. Tundra

        I hardly ever see the Sens, but damn, that’s a nice hockey team. It’s fun how these games ramp up as the series progress.

        Regular season is scrimmaging, I think.

        1. Rhywun

          Regular season is scrimmaging, I think.

          This is the first year I followed an entire season. Is it always the case that the regular season standings mean nothing during the playoffs…?

          1. Tundra

            I wouldn’t say nothing, exactly, but hockey is a weird game. If your goalie gets hot (or cold), your playoffs change dramatically. It’s what I like best about the game. An 8 seed can make a serious run, sometimes even win the whole thing.

            I do wish the regular season was a hell of a lot shorter – I think it would be more relevant.

          2. Rhywun

            I do wish the regular season was a hell of a lot shorter

            Yeah, 82 games seems insane to me. Like at least twice as many as needed.

          3. Tundra

            I always look forward to lockout years!

          4. Agent Cooper

            “regular season standings mean nothing during the playoffs…”

            NHL playoff seeding is moronic. The three best Eastern teams eliminated one another before the finals.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Goal scored by Bobby Ryan, native of Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Flyers fans: Happy.

      1. Tundra

        A beauty. Fleury had no chance.

  22. straffinrun

    SJW tries to pry open Overton window, gets fingers crushed.”

    The big question is: Will Lacy prostrate herself before the mob and accept her new scarlet letter or will she abandon them and follow Rubin and go after them?

    1. Rhywun

      Who is this and why should I care?

      1. straffinrun

        A big YouTube “sex educator” that is a full on TDS case, but she had the temerity to admit that anti SJWs have some legitimate points. She tries to virtue signal her way to safety before she drops that bomb on her followers, but they’ll have none of it. Shows you can’t even have a toe cross the line with the faithful.

        1. The Elite Elite

          The regressives eventually always eat their own. Any and all wrongthink must be destroyed.

          1. one true athena

            But now that we’ve reached that point where they have no one left to police except themselves, it does seem that there’s some push back happening. And at least Rubin and maybe Laci depending on what she does with this, will be a voice against it, which is a start.

            The part that’s troubling to me though, is that colleges are still churning these people out and seem to be building up rather than peaking. Hopefully though as more find their voice, administrations might find some balls and stop giving in all the time and curb the worst of it.

          2. straffinrun

            Maybe when they finally go Supernova it will collapse in on itself.

          3. Caput Lupinum

            And form a derp singularity so dense no intelligence can escape.

          4. straffinrun

            Yay! A black hole where nothing can escape. Just don’t get too close.

          5. AlmightyJB

            No thinking allowed

          6. thrakkorzog

            Well, you can get kind of close, it will just spaghettifi your brain.

      2. John Titor

        Youtube social justice warrior who suddenly has started to flip towards at least being willing to tolerate the opinions of others. Sargon sees her as an example of the tide turning against social justice; personally I’m more skeptical and view her position as more of her attempts to tailor herself to the realities of internet opinion than anything else.

        1. straffinrun

          I have no idea if the tide is turning or not, but people starting to do the right thing for the wrong reasons? Better than the opposite. I suppose I could apply that thinking to the Pope’s semi polite attitude to meeting Trump, but some prejudices die harder than others.

          1. John Titor

            As I previously stated, if the idea of free speech remains a universal constant in America at least I can hardly complain. However, it seems that people like Green are more responding to demographics than anything else, that means their opinions are fickle and subject to change. If she’s able to weather to abuse her fellow believers throw at her I’m at least willing to entertain the notion that she’s changed, but overall I can’t see social justice as something that will tolerate the idea of freedom of speech. Social justice cannot stand the ability to criticize it, it’s natural function is as an ideology that refuses to engage those who challenge it.

          2. straffinrun

            Just listened to Sargon’s take. Funny given that’s almost exactly what I said about the Pope. Apologize and then we can talk. Certainly she’s reacting to a shift in public opinion (free speech FTW) which exposes a tacit victory for the free market.

  23. Juvenile Bluster

    Holy moly, that wreck in the NASCAR race.

    https://twitter.com/jaybusbee/status/863581756812918786

    1. __Warren__

      Amirola airlifted to hospital.

    2. Grumbletarian

      Jay Busbee‏Verified account
      @jaybusbee

      Still think you can do this just because you drive to work every day?

      uɐɯssnS ʇʇɐW‏
      @suss2hyphens

      Replying to @jaybusbee
      I could probably crash a car, yes

      Awesome.

    3. Twitter videos don’t play on my browser (Firefox on Linux Mint).

  24. SIV

    I did my part for liberty today. Ate supper at a volunteer fire department fundraiser. Pork tenderloin w/ gravy, homemade mac-and-cheese, greenbeans, roll, dessert and iced tea. $10 total.Food was excellent and superior and/or cheaper than the restaurants ’round here If I owned or rented property in the fire district I would have bought and stuffed down two (just because the food was that good) and thrown an extra $10 or $20 in for the cause.

    I can’t call it a “libertarian moment” because I was, at 55, the second youngest person in the crowded fire hall. The youngest being someone’s 7 y/o grandson, or great grandson, who was politely busing tables.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Now I’m hungry.

  25. AlmightyJB

    Good ol’ AC going off on tstsnbn.

    1. straffinrun

      Time to go say “hi”.

      1. straffinrun

        Where?

        1. Caput Lupinum

          Here?

          Agile Cyborg|5.13.17 @ 11:58PM|#

          I promise you that Reason is NOT EVER the place you should support. EVER.

          This will likely be the last post I place to Black Hair Jet Black Jacket Place….

          Because Reason after tonight will be erased from my FREEDOM RADAR

          and it should die because it failed…

          If it lives it should live shallowly and maybe on a bed of rich oil dollars but not REAL support

          Reason is NOT doing its job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          I stopped supporting it and you should also…

          let it’s little oil baron out in the gulf make it happen with non-Mises article scribes and comments lilting by
          on wings of the unknowing

          I once loved Nick Gillespie like a comic book hero but he sold out Mises, Rothbard, Rand, and Hayek and modern Libertarians who fucking are UNWILLING to cede their country to blank borders and Islam unleashed while Christian gods are questioned…..

          NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          1. The Elite Elite

            Wow. I didn’t know AC could write coherent posts. He’s completely right too. Wish he’d come here.

          2. RegicidalManiac

            AC would be a welcome addition.

          3. He can when he’s not tripping.

          4. straffinrun

            Ooooooh.

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Painting this weekend. Lots of time for wandering thoughts.

    1) Why does the paint always seem to never be thick enough on the walls yet it does a remarkable job of coating any other surface that I don’t want it on.
    2) Ran out of paint of on the second coat. Last time I painted the bathroom had a quarter gallon left after two coats. The surface area hasn’t increased so…?
    3) I’m sure I had at least another 1/4 gallon in the roller and brush when I washed them out afterwards.

    Oh well, primer is done. Top coat goes on tomorrow. Gin time now.

  27. thrakkorzog

    So, I picked up Stellaris the other day on a Steam sale. After playing about four hours, nobody is messing with me. I figured all the AI opponents were afraid of my massive military might, or I was just awesome at diplomacy. Then after looking around for some tips, it turns the game was pretty broken, with the AI pretty much never declaring war. So I installed the new beta patch. , loaded up my previous save, and it took about 5 minutes before my empire was fucked over in a devil’s threeway.

    Ahh, Intergalactic House of Pancakes we hardly knew ye.

    1. straffinrun

      Since I may be the only one here, that sounds terrible. Will you be ok? 😉

    2. Grumbletarian

      Hm, I should probably start up Stellaris again and give it a try. It got repetitive for me though.