Wednesday Morning Links

Well the Spurs sure got their asses kicked.  Like K-I-C-K-E-D.  The only downside to that I can see is that these beatings will precipitate Popovich’s Hillary Lovefest media soundbites played incessantly on ESPN.  Because I can assure you they’re coming as soon as the Spurs are out of the playoffs (which will be in two more games). Also, go Nashville! The Predators took the series lead against the Anaheim Mighty Ducks…that team named after a freaking Disney movie. Also, the Firstros pounded the crap out of Miami and just keep chugging along with an 8 game lead. Keep it up, boys, and I’ll come see a game soon. Oh yeah, and the conspiracy theorists are already out in force after the Celtics and Lakers went 1-2 in the NBA draft lottery.  Good luck dealing with LaVar Ball, Lakers front office. That dude is cancer.

That’s pretty much it for sports unless you want to talk soccer. But I think waiting until Monday for that would be appropriate. So that’s what I’m gonna do on my end.

And with that…the links!

Another day, another major news outlet publishing a third-hand anonymous account of something President Trump supposedly did as fact. And they’re cheering in the pressrooms that this will be the end of the man they all rooted against winning. Also, here is (finally) a SOURCED (Cabinet level!) story about the President openly offering to give the Russians intel. From 2016. And the outlet and their commenters cheered like trained seals, hypocrites that they are.

American Airlines: Racists?

I’m starting to think the airlines are all playing a big game of one-upmanship. How else to explain the latest retarded shit from American Airlines?

City hires full-time code inspector. Results are predictable.

Oh, that’s much better!

Newspaper sues to open hearing in IRS Tea Party targeting case. I just hope an open hearing doesn’t result in the public finding out what happened. Because they might result in threats against the people that conspired to wholesale violate guaranteed constitutional rights, or something.

Damn, looks like Denver schools have some serious money.

Want to know where to start a career? Protip: don’t do it in Augusta, Georgia.

Sometimes this is the only way to get your point across.

Have a great day!

Comments

555 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. UnCivilServant

    Anaheim Mighty Ducks…that team named after a freaking Disney movie

    I’ve never seen Anaheim, is it any good?

      1. Floridaman

        i’ve seen the movie, but I’ve never seen the ducks play are they any good?

        1. Private Chipperbot

          It’s not the left wing lock, but they have a system.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      In the world of bad sports team names, Mighty Ducks is still better than the Wizards.

      1. AlexinCT

        Can they multiclass?

      2. one true athena

        They’re not even Mighty Ducks, just Ducks. They lost the “Mighty” part when Disney sold them a dozen years ago.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Damn unconscious plagarism.

    While focused on the characters, I came up with heraldric emblems for the various houses in “Prince of the North Tower”. The narrator’s heraldric beast is a bird with a white breast and black wings large enough to be commonly depicted as carrying an ox in its claws. Unthinkingly I named this creature the “Ravenwing Roc”. Now it dawned on me that “Ravenwing” is a formation of the least interesting Space Marines in 40k. Since I have more than 40k words in the book so far, and the motif is repeated, I don’t want to change the appearance of this emblem, but I do have to come up with a new name for it.

    I liked the alliteration and the ability to simply refer to the coat of arms by a shorthand of the beast’s name. I don’t like the sound of the Sable-wing Roc, but that is so far the only idea that’s rattled through my head. (It’s clunkier and less alliterative).

    If anyone has any (usable) suggestions that they are willing to let me print without hassles, I’d love to hear them.

    1. Oxblood Oxheart. Great name. Not the best fighter but a great name.

      1. UnCivilServant

        The only problem is I don’t think it works for a bird.

        1. Dude, it’s fantasy! Everybody names their animals stupid ass shit (usually alliterative) that makes no sense.
          Although Peter Bray might come after you in this instance.

          1. UnCivilServant

            Perhaps I should clarify – this is not an individual animal. It is a type of animal, the depiction of which is used for the heraldric emblem of the narrator’s family.

          2. So it’s a species of big-ass bird with black wings?
            Just call it a white-breasted ravenroc. Or a ravenroc.

          3. UnCivilServant

            I thought about Raven Roc, but I kept thinking of the place where President Eden was in Fallout 3.

          4. I don’t know what any of this shit is you’re talking about.

          5. PieInTheSKy

            So its a big magpie?

            Twilight Roc. As in between light and dark.

          6. UnCivilServant

            Coloration-wise, fairly close.

            Hrmm… *thinks about name suggested*

          7. PieInTheSKy

            You could say Magpie Roc as something not fearsome sounding but dunno if it works with the text.

          8. UnCivilServant

            while “Magpie Roc” would be okay for the narrator, it just doesn’t seem like something the forebearers of the guy would have had. He’s descended from a guy known as ‘Jochen the Warlord’ or ‘Jochen the Decapitator’ who was known for being a bit of a dangerous dude.

          9. PieInTheSKy

            Well there was a darkwing duck, you can have a darkwing roc and say it was a reference

          10. UnCivilServant

            I’m changing the name to avoid one highly litigious corporation – I would rather not turn around and run right into another highly litigious corporation.

          11. bacon-magic

            Heckle Roc

          12. No, Jeckle Roc

          13. Mike Schmidt

            How about Fraggle Rock?

          14. UnCivilServant

            How about Fraggle Rock?

            I was expecting this suggestion to come as ‘Fraggle Roc’.

          15. Mike Schmidt

            I was torn whether to stick with the theme of go for accuracy.

          16. Bobarian LMD

            Woody Bloodpecker?

            /Doubles as a venereal disease

    2. Slammer

      Something from the Latin? Corvus or Corvidae?

      Old Norse: Hrafn? Old German: Hraban?

      1. Slammer

        Was the Ravenwings primarch Corax?

        1. UnCivilServant

          The Ravenwing is one of the Dark Angels companies – their bikers.

          I might look into the norse or germanic derivations, as they’d fit in with the setting (Vaguely HRE-inspired, but the Byzantine equivalent are the Dwarfs, and there’s no Arabia to cause them trouble)

    3. whahappan

      Thunderchicken. You’re welcome.

    4. bacon-magic

      Roc a bye bullie

    5. bacon-magic

      White breast black wings…
      Raven Simone

    6. bacon-magic

      Rex Raptor

    7. bacon-magic

      Greater Roc Oreo
      or
      Oreo Oriole
      or
      Ghetto big bird

    8. bacon-magic

      Spot the Roc

      1. UnCivilServant

        You are having too much fun, aren’t you?

        1. bacon-magic

          Yes. <3

    9. bacon-magic

      Winged Death
      or
      morte alata devastanteque

    10. bacon-magic

      Ornirexus

    11. Caput Lupinum

      Instead of Roc, how about a <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turul"Turul? It is a large mythical bird of prey, similar to the Roc, but from Hungarian mythology instead middle eastern. Our a Simurgh, a bird from Iranian myth. (Link limit, you’ll have to look that one up yourself.)

      No real suggestions on the alliterative adjective to pair with either word, but having a ‘T’ or an ‘S’ in addition to an ‘R’ should open up some options.

    12. tarran

      Have you considered the benefits of naming it the Darkwing Roc?

      1. UnCivilServant

        PieInTheSKy on May 17, 2017 at 7:48 am

        Well there was a darkwing duck, you can have a darkwing roc and say it was a reference

        UnCivilServant on May 17, 2017 at 7:56 am

        I’m changing the name to avoid one highly litigious corporation – I would rather not turn around and run right into another highly litigious corporation.

        Not that I can recall, why?

    13. Rasilio

      Ravenwing is generic enough that I can’t see anyone being able to realistically copyright it or accuse you of plagerism unless your story has other similarities to WH40k

      1. UnCivilServant

        We’re talking about a company that threw a fit over a children’s book title “Spots the Space Marine” for using the term “Space Marine”.

    14. Pan Zagloba

      Tie the creature to a particular geographic location? Redcliff Roc or something along those lines?

      Or work with the idea that it’s a ravenous creature? Ravening Roc?

      Or culturally appropriate and call it Twilight Thunderbird?

    15. Number.6

      You’re looking for something conveying dark (black) and intimidating, and aiming to maintain ‘Roc’ – for good reason.

      If you’re of the opinion that your milieu has a number of distinct species of roc, you could consider something that conveys the idea in more abstract terms, and just introduce the information that it has lustrous, obsidian wings *once* in an edit, and then you’re free to lighten up on the name. Incidentally, in heraldic lingo, the description is most likely to be something like “sable roc rampant on field argent, with pale gules”. Historically, the college of heralds defined creatures in terms of morphology, so you’d get “hawk”, “cow”, “dog” rather than “goshawk”, “jersey cow” and “rottweiler”.

      So what you could do, later in your narrative, is to simply speak of “the terrifying prospect of the North Tower’s roc, advancing through the mist”, having already got the detailed description of the heraldic symbol as a literal description and/or the heraldic description, way back in chapter 2. The normies of the milieu wouldn’t need to be constantly reminded that that particular symbol meant they were in for a world of pain.

      1. UnCivilServant

        The Roc in question is the narrator’s family emblem, so he sees it all the darn time. That’s why the name is a big deal. The motif appears in architecture, on his sword, on his surcoat, on his signet, etc, etc.

        Here’s how we’re first introduced to it:

        “So, if I’m not going to be using a sword-”

        “I said ‘ordinary’ sword,” Lenz said, interrupting me. He turned and pointed to the table behind him. It was mostly covered with armor. The biggest, most obvious items were the two shields. One bore the herd of horse flowers heraldry of Ritterblume. The other was emblazoned with a Ravenwing Roc. The scale of the black-winged, white-bellied bird was shown by the ox in its talons. That bird only ever showed up when I had to do something unpleasant. Next to the shield was a long, narrow wooden box. Highly polished with the same bird inlaid into its lid, I could guess what it was before I opened it. I was not surprised when it contained a sword. The blade was long and straight-bladed. Not as wide as heavy blades, but not as narrow as a rapier. There was a narrow line of gold along the edges of the fuller, and purple stained runes up the groove itself. The hilt was a Ravenwing Roc with its wings bent down to form a basket around the grip.

        I flipped the box closed again. It looked almost gaudy, certainly not something anyone with a modicum of dignity would carry. It also looked brand new, which meant I’d be insulting one or more of the Castors by saying so aloud.

        1. Number.6

          I dunno, you might be beating ’em over the head a bit with the constant reference to “Ravenwing Roc”; after a while the reader will be conditioned to simply ‘roc’ which of course still doesn’t overcome the issue of you renaming the bird.

          Often, in the mundane world, the qualifier of an animal variety is geographical, or named after a naturalist or an alleged characteristic, so maybe you don’t have to be so direct in alluding to the blackness and raven-ness of its wings. Indeed, it’s likely that the selection of that variety of roc will have been because of some historic event or legend that specifically associates the bird with one of the scions of the family in order for them to have adpted it. You could select something like a mountain peak where the rocs have roosted from time immemorial, and weave into that their dreaded size, fearsomeness and black wings. “Saurons magpies” are the primary reason that Skarnfell is now a lifeless valley of ruined settlements and empty pastures.

          So, their name becomes something like “Skarnfell Rocs”, and does nothing to eliminate the image described in a paragraph you have probably already written, and frees you to add yet another named landform to your environment, which gives you free reign to use naming conventions that fit your milieu.

          1. UnCivilServant

            This is a first draft, and it is a clunky paragraph.

        2. R C Dean

          The other was emblazoned with a Ravenwing Roc Flappy McClutchyclaws. The scale of the black-winged, white-bellied bird was shown by the ox in its talons.

          Sorry. I couldn’t help myself.

  3. Here’s The Real Reason ‘Wonder Woman’ Is A PR Disaster
    She cannot be written without triggering something that is completely and utterly unacceptable to trigger.

    Of course, everything these days is potentially sexist, which brings me back to my original argument: she is a perfect storm of PR disaster. Today there is no way to make a movie about any female superhero and not anger some faction. But Wonder Woman is special. She was created as a Siren fit for the male gaze, to seduce them into accepting female dominance. She cannot be written without triggering something that is completely and utterly unacceptable to trigger. And gone are the days when all PR was good PR. Now, triggers mean boycotts, which is not conducive to achieving a blockbuster.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      She’s right. Some sub-faction of progressives is going to be pissed no matter what you do. You’re not going to win that crowd over no matter what. So, the only reasonable strategy is to cater full-on to the cishet male shitlord audience. Bouncing, jiggling, glistening T&A in every. fucking. scene. And lipstick lesbian subtexts galore. Trust me on this. We are the only ones who can save you. You can laugh all the way to the bank.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        See Xena: Warrior Princess. Seven seasons worth.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          This is what I’m saying.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            And a certain crowd of feminists embraced that with ardor.

      2. Andy Sidaris made a whole career out of this approach.

        1. Private Chipperbot
          1. Private Chipperbot

            Woops. Some NSFW in those trailers. Didn’t think they’d show actual nudity in the trailers.

          2. Tundra

            *clicks*

          3. Microaggressor

            If YouTube can’t be my barometer of what’s work safe, then WHAT IS?

      3. Viking1865

        What the fuck is with the anti-sex feminists anyway? Like, feminism in the 60s and 70s was about women being free to act like men in the realm of sex: to chase and not just be chase, to have sex with who they pleased. They wanted to make slut or hussy a meaningless term, used only by hopeless God bothererers.

        Is it because they’re all plain and/or heavy girls, and if they can’t get hot guys to have sex with them then clearly anyone who is having sex with hot guys is a traitor to the womyns?

        1. “Was she a large girl? Big through the hips? Roomy?”

        2. Rasilio

          Thing is even plain and heavy girls can generally get hot guys to have sex with them. They might not be able to get them to marry but sex is pretty much always on the table for a woman who wants it.

          1. Hyperion

            The difference is that a lot of feminists are insufferable shitheads. Almost anyone can find someone to have sex with these days, but when you’re both fugly and a shithead, it makes it more difficult I’m sure. Also, why would any sensible person have sex with someone they know may say it’s rape a week later? Fuck that shit. If I’m a young guy on a university campus today, there’s no way I would even talk to or in any way acknowledge any of the female students. I’d just serf out the local cougars, period.

        3. Hyperion

          No one will have sex with them. That’s what it’s all about. I think it’s called envy.

        4. one true athena

          Those bitches — as far as I can tell, at least half of them are man-hating lesbians. They don’t want men to have fun, or other women to have fun wtih men. They adopt the shaming technique because it works and identity politics is a cult so they get power, but I think a lot of it has a foundation of them believing men are disgusting and shouldn’t exist.

          1. SP

            My closest female friend and I used to say, “We don’t hate men, we’re just embarrassed we like them so much.”

      4. It’ll be like “Barb Wire II: Titty-jiggling Boogaloo”

      5. wdalasio

        You’re joking to some extent. But is that actually wrong, though? It never really struck me that the goldmine target demographic for action/adventure movies, or even comic book hero movies more specifically, was females 18-34. I notice Hollywood keeps trying to push movies for this demographic and they wind up, at best, “cult classics”.

        I know directors want to be loved by progressives for their art. But, their product isn’t really art and they do have a responsibility as employees of a public company to make money for their shareholders.

      6. commodious spittoon

        What’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys?

        Full penetration.

  4. That is top notch alt-text on that American Airlines photo.

    And to think, I used to fly them solely because “at least they aren’t as bad as United”. Bah.

    1. Well thank you, sir. I was afraid my alt-text was getting overlooked. I guess it just hadn’t been that good lately.

  5. Mike Schmidt

    Thanks for the Nick Lowe link Sloop. Good stuff. Here’s one more

    1. I swear, Nick Lowe was born a 50 year old man and he never looked any older or younger.

      1. Tundra

        I used to have hair like that. The 70s were a weird and glorious time.

      2. FreeSociety

        I heard that Nick Lowe’s balls have balls.

        1. Lachowsky

          Nick Lowe can slam revolving doors.

    2. Tundra

      Cruel To Be Kind is so good I can almost forgive him for that song.

    3. Nick Lowe was a bass player, and the producer of his own albums. No surprise but you can really here the bottom end in his recordings.

    4. Related: Also check out Nick Lowe’s first group – Brinsley Schwarz, which were the first to play What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love And Understanding? before Elvis Costello covered it.

      bonus: No grey hair on Nick

  6. PieInTheSKy

    So Lakers keep their pick. Maybe Boston takes Ball and they get Fultz. Although Ball probably fits with the Lakers, especially if they wanna get George.

    1. Boston should trade that pick. They don’t need a point guard. And the world doesn’t need another top draft pick dropping dead before training camp.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Trade it for whom would be the question … I wonder if they have a shot at hayward in free agency

        1. Needs to be a guy with a few years left on a good contract. And a big man that can defend outside. Otherwise they’re always gonna be looking up at the Cavs.

          1. PieInTheSKy

            Mozgov for fultz

          2. Private Chipperbot

            Andre Drummond and the 12th pick from the Pistons. I do not follow basketball so I’m not sure if that’s laughable or not.

          3. PieInTheSKy

            I find Drummond overrated myself. Although I think he is generally seen worse than a year ago

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Has this finally done it? Will this really be the end of the secret Nazi president? The answer is no but tune in next time anyway for whatever exciting storyline our sccriptwriters manage to think up next.

    1. BP is smiling – he is going to have material for 4 to 8 years, at this pace.

  8. The credibility gap on the pay gap
    Critics of executive and gender compensation massage the numbers to back their cause

    Like many dramatic claims, the press parroted the gap uncritically. But it falls apart under further examination. The report only uses the compensation from the CEOs in the S&P 500. We all know Bill Gates makes a lot of money. We don’t need another report — no matter how slickly packaged — to tell us that.

    Cherry-picking a razor-thin slice of nontypical industry execs hardly tells us anything about societal pay disparity. Fortunately, the U.S. Census Bureau reports CEO pay as well. It reveals that the average salary of the country’s 223,000 chief executives is $194,000. Not chump change, but hardly eye-popping. When using this more honest measure of comparing all employees to all CEOs, the pay gap falls to 5 to 1. Less Grand Canyon, and more crack in the sidewalk.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Makes sense-the CEOs of the enormously successful companies make big bucks. The CEOs of companies that aren’t rolling in moolah, not so much.

      1. leonadasiv

        You mean being CEO doesn’t but instantly make your company successful? Who would have thought?

  9. “It really brings down the appearance and dignity of neighborhoods when there are a lot of vehicles parked in front yards on a continuing basis,” Sosa said. He said in the past the city has had problem with “junk cars” taking over Groves’ streets.

    Wow, if there ever was a good time to break out a “fuck off, slaver” – this is it!

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fucking busybody scrunts, I swear.

      1. coax

        Does putting it on gravel instead of grass really improve the appearance​?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I’ll get that Camaro running one day, I promise.

    2. Vhyrus

      My HOA keeps sending me letters to remove a working vehicle from my own driveway. It isn’t registered but it is completely whole. Not on the street, in my own fucking driveway.

      1. trshmnstr

        Fuck HOAs. I fire realtors on the spot for showing me HOA houses. Nothing screams “spank me daddy gubmint” quite like voluntarily signing up to pay for your neighbors to choose your paint color and fence height.

  10. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Diversity So White Edition (aka we’re never going to be satisfied)

    Misty Copeland, the first Black woman awarded principal dancer for the American Ballet Theater, was playing Clara, the princess in the show, and I was excited to see a Black ballerina take the lead.

    However, Misty seemed to be one of very few dancers of color. For the first hour or so, I watched the performance wondering why the cast was so white.

    I know ballet isn’t known to be the most diverse style of dance, but since Misty and several other Black ballerinas have broken barriers, I wondered why the rest of the cast remained so status quo.

    1. Misty Copeland Steve Nash, the first Black woman white guard in a while awarded principal dancer for the American Ballet Theater starting guard for the NBA all star game, was playing Clara, the princess in the show, and I was excited to see a Black ballerina white guy take the lead.

      Wait, the changes make it racist, don’t they?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Canadians are white?

      2. Bobarian LMD

        It’s not the changes that make it racist, it’s the skin color of the guy typing it/

    2. Also, she wasn’t awarded principal dancer. She earned the spot. Because groups like this thatbstrive for excellence don’t “award” people with the most visible position. They give it to the person that is the best and who earns it.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wonder how Misty feels about people wondering whether she got her position because of affirmative action?

        1. If Misty were alone with this person, I’d reckon she would tell her she couldn’t give a fuck what color the other dancers are as long as they’re the best.

          And then she’d be excoriated on twitter for being a race traitor.

      2. wdalasio

        Okay, I’m glad others addressed this.

        1. wdalasio

          Oh, and Misty Copeland? So would.

          http://www.abt.org/dancers/detail.asp?Dancer_ID=56

      3. Q Continuum

        If only someone had a dream of people being judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin. I guess we’ll just have to keep waiting for that…

        1. KibbledKristen

          If MLK Jr. were doing his thing today, he’d be vilified with other race traitors like Morgan Freeman, Condi Rice, Thomas Sowell, etc. Same for Harriet Tubman and Frederick Douglass.

          1. Hammercorps

            Wait, Morgan Freeman is an enemy of the state? When did this happen?

          2. butt-head

            He’d be torn apart and ostracized for being a misogynist before he’d had a chance to accomplish anything.

            Impurity is unacceptable.

    3. leonadasiv

      You know when 2/3’s of your population is white, you shouldn’t be surprised when you see that distribution everywhere.

      1. Viking1865

        It’s astounding how many progs don’t get that. Like, a room of 100 people that “looks like America” has 70+ white people in it.

        Like when you live in the coastal bubble, you think it’s even 25% all around and that 15% of the population is gay, and there’s at least one or two transgender people in your social circle, but that’s not reality.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Wouldn’t surprise me one iota if they think ‘final solution’ to ‘balance things out’.

      3. FreeSociety

        There’s a precise SJW formula for this quandary. If diversity=less white people and diversity = “our” strength then obviously… less white people= “our” strength. That’s the secret to a successful society, less white people, got it?

    4. Slammer

      If they increased the amount of black dancers she’d complain that white society only sees blacks as entertainers

      1. “Black Bodies are being exploited for White, privileged, hetero-normative entertainment.”

        1. UnCivilServant

          What’s the NBA got to do with this?

          1. Bobarian LMD

            He said ‘hetro’.

          2. Rasilio

            He said NBA, it’s the WNBA that’s gay

    5. wdalasio

      and I was excited to see a Black ballerina take the lead.

      Serious question, why would you be excited by the race of the lead ballerina? And, on a certain level, isn’t that incredibly insulting to Copeland? I mean, I would imagine she’d be incredibly proud of her achievement in getting the lead. To have that followed up with some fan raving about the color of your skin would seem like it would be an insult to that pride.

    6. commodious spittoon

      I really pissed off some chick on Tumblr who was extolling advances for women in comic books when I suggested that maybe comic books aren’t a great measure of success. Decades striving to achieve an ultimately impossible benchmark of parity, and comic book diversity is what they have to show for it? LOL! Oh, was she pissed.

      Anyway, ballet diversity is only slightly less retarded a metric than comic book feminism.

      1. FreeSociety

        It turns out that comic book feminism, like comic book “diversity” doesn’t sell.

      2. FreeSociety

        Comic book feminism doesn’t sell, thankfully.

      3. Bob

        Or trash disposal diversity, or homeless diversity.

        1. commodious spittoon

          A couple years ago when rates of workplace death fell faster for men with women, which was ultimately traced back to higher rates of job loss among men following the 2008 recession, but was roundly heralded as further evidence of patriarchy exploiting women.

          Sentence fragment.

          1. commodious spittoon

            faster for men than women

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Like orgasms?

      4. KibbledKristen

        Years ago I bought a “made for women” porno. It sucked. And not in a good porno way.

        1. Q Continuum

          I’ve seen those. They seem to be barely distinguishable from Skinemax soft-core. I figure, male or female, when you make the decision to sit down and watch a hard-core flick, you want to see some salami being pounded into a taco, some rippling abs and some big fake breasts, not a couple pretending to be in love and consummating some beautiful relationship.

          1. Rasilio

            Err not really interested in seeing fake breasts at any point and I’ll take real ones of any size but otherwise yep, spot on.

            That said can we do something about the spitting and choking? Not sexy in the least

        2. Walford

          Were you expecting to see some dudes washing dishes and scrubbing the toilet? My wife says that would turn her on.

          1. AlexinCT

            I think she is playing you, yo…

      5. Q Continuum

        “maybe comic books aren’t a great measure of success”

        Depends; how large are the protagonist’s tits?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Or the antagonist?

    7. FreeSociety

      WHY CAN’t BLACKS AND WHITES TAKE THE SAME LEVEL OF INTEREST IN THE SAME SHIT!?!?!??! Because white people are racist that’s why.

    8. Lachowsky

      It must be tiresome to not even be able to enjoy a ballet because you can’t stop injecting your SJW worldview into every facet of life.

      1. Akira

        Indeed. if that author can’t even watch a bear driving around in a little car, there’s something wrong with them.

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew

    9. Microaggressor

      For easy understanding, we’ll use the word “organization” to describe any group that has a problem with diversity or inclusion. That includes companies, schools, non-profits, clubs, industries, and so on.

      Whew, that saves a lot of cognitive effort. Do you work for an “organization”? You’re supporting racism.

      When diversity is used as a method to silence critique, it becomes a word that allows privileged folks to pat themselves on the back and feel comfortable with the supposed effort they made at the expense of everyone else.

      It’s cute when they accidentally stumble upon the truth, but for the wrong reasons.

      1. Microaggressor

        But race is only one facet of diversity. Diversity can include race, ethnicity, gender, age, socioeconomic status, disability, sexual orientation, educational background, religion, and more.

        Conveniently excluded: political persuasion.

        Additionally, people touting diversity should be careful about taking the Donald Trump approach, which is hiring a handful of Black people and women simply because they agree with you (or will tolerate your bullshit for a check). When he named Omarosa Manigault as director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison, and Ben Carson Secretary of Housing and Development, he did just that.

        Because if you engage in wrongthink you’re not authentically black, so you don’t get diversity points for that.

        1. R C Dean

          In the list of diversity factors, as you noted, political persuasion is omitted, but I love the way it reappears in the criticism of Trump.

  11. PieInTheSKy

    My Family’s Slave

    She lived with us for 56 years. She raised me and my siblings without pay. I was 11, a typical American kid, before I realized who she was.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/lolas-story/524490/

    1. KibbledKristen

      Read that yesterday. Just about broke my heart.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Another nail in Trump’s coffin. The Bloombergousie are bleating breathlessly about the latest revelation of Secret Nazi Random Crisis Generator’s disdain for Washington protocol. You’d think the guy shat in the Pope’s hat on live teevee.

    1. UnCivilServant

      The only thing I’ve heard about the Pope recently was that he finally had vague recollection that he was supposed to be some sort of Priest of Christ and not a Communist agitator.

      1. That’ll pass.

    2. FreeSociety

      If he’d shit in the pope’s hat I would nominate Trump for dictator-for-life. As a random jackoff on the internet, my nominations carry some weight.

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Save The Derp!

    You shouldn’t have to live in a world without independent feminist media.

    But across the board, independent media is in trouble, y’all – and now that trouble has hit us at Everyday Feminism.

    We’re on the brink of becoming yet another independent media publication that has to shut down – and that possibility is unsettling as hell.

    Here’s what you need to know about this urgent problem – and about Project #SaveEF.

    Y’all heard them. They’re disturbed as fuck. It’s totes important that you part with your sweaty capitalist dollah bills and save their institution.

    1. UnCivilServant

      Dear EF – If your drivel has no audience, your drivel is not that important to save.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        But think of the reduction in global derp production. Who will pick up the slack?

        1. UnCivilServant

          There is plenty of excess capacity.

          1. Floridaman

            Excess capacity would imply there is no more demand for the derp, go pretty much anywhere else in the mainstream and you will see that’s not the case.

          2. UnCivilServant

            If there were demand, EF would be able to find consumers.

            Clearly there is excess capacity.

          3. PieInTheSKy

            We need to dump some derp in the ocean.

          4. Can’t we shoot the excess derp into space?

          5. PieInTheSKy

            To be fair shooting it into space will create more jobs and thus it is superior method. Also we do not pollute our precious oceans.

          6. Floridaman

            Problem is if we shoot the Derp into space, and it comes across an alien civilization odds are they will decide to destroy humanity to prevent this from ever spreading.

          7. FreeSociety

            Derp harvests should be treated like raisin harvests. A certain percentage of it should be seized and destroyed to raise the value of the remaining derp. Why produce that percentage of derp in the first place if you’re just going to destroy it, you ask? Well because derp.

    2. straffinrun

      Time to think about it

      1. straffinrun

        Arghh. Never mind.

    3. Viking1865

      I highly doubt the person writing that is a Southron. How dare she appropriate my culture! I am outraged!

    4. Badolph Hilter

      I assume they’re not actually attempting to leverage the filthy free market to save them, this is an appeal to sign a petition to demand government funding, right?

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I mean, access to independent feminist media is a *right*, not a “privilege”. You *deserve* it.

        1. UnCivilServant

          I have committed no crime that deserves that cruel and unusual punishment.

        2. whether you want it or not!

          1. Badolph Hilter

            Like all government “services”.

    5. The Elite Elite

      You see, this is why we shouldn’t leave things up to the market. EF is, like, extremely important. They’re saving society, but they can’t do this in this evil capitalist for-profit world we live in! You people are too stupid to realize that you need EF, so we should give them government funding. #SaveEF

    6. Count Potato

      “Not at a time when unapologetic white supremacists are in power.”

      “No, it is not tax-deductible since we’re a social justice committed organization, but not a nonprofit.”

    7. Q Continuum

      “They’re disturbed as fuck”

      This is so *troubling* and *problematic*.

    8. Lachowsky

      I will throw a few dollars their way. Their content is too entertaining just to let die. I’m convinced that it’s a bunch of trolls running the sight. Nobody could be that stupid. (I hope)

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Nobody could be that stupid.

        Some people will actually send them money.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Flappy Mac Clutchyclaws.

    You’re welcome.

    1. bacon-magic

      Yep. Best one.

  15. PieInTheSKy

    Teachers learn to use math as Trojan horse for social justice

    http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9187

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      According to the course developers, regular math is “too abstract” for many students, and incorporating social justice can help them better understand “the power and meaning” of math.

      If 2 gender-queer Islamists have fifty progressive stack points apiece, how many non-binary individuals of color does it take to balance them out?

      1. Floridaman

        One, upon seeing them they’ll blow themselves up, thus leaving zero on both sides.

      2. Slammer

        42?

        1. ::golf clap::

      3. Mike Schmidt

        I was told there would be no math.

      4. Stinky Wizzleteats

        If you spend the most dollars per student per year and you end up with the 30th best (whatever it is) education system in the world, how much additional money should we allocate to the system?

        1. PieInTheSKy

          To be fair international rankings are kinda bullshit. And as far as I know asian americans do pretty well in the american system.

          1. FreeSociety

            They do pretty well in every conceivable system as compared to their peers. The rankings are indeed bullshit, but this is not evidenced by the fact that NE Asians tend to be better analytical thinkers.

      5. KibbledKristen

        None – they would have been beheaded by their religion’s leaders.

    2. Count Potato

      They aren’t so good at English either:

      “Quality social justice and mathematics exploration in the K-12 classroom should be apolitical and non-agenda-driven.”

  16. The Late P Brooks

    But across the board, independent media is in trouble, y’all – and now that trouble has hit us at Everyday Feminism.

    Sounds like somebody got wind of the ACLU’s massive donation windfall, and wants a piece of the action.

  17. grrizzly

    Baldwin – an AAdvantage Platinum Select/World Elite cardholder – had purchased the two tickets and decided to upgrade them both to first class. However, when they were issued their boarding passes, she was instructed to go to the back of the plane despite her frequent flyer status, while Novack, who holds no status with the airline, was directed to first class.

    Baldwin didn’t have any frequent flyer status — she had an AA credit card. The rest of the article is just as wrong. This passenger is crying “racism” because that often helps when one complains — even (especially) if the complaint is unjustified.

      1. FreeSociety

        It’s to the point when someone says “I was wronged because white people are racist”, I don’t care. I couldn’t not care any harder. I hear these accusations on an almost daily basis. Whatever reserve of sympathy I had at one time has been used up long ago. I’ll just assume she’s a race baiting liar until proven otherwise. And once proven otherwise, I’ll shake my head in exceedingly mild disgust before resuming my natural state of giving no shits and moving on with my day.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, I saw this on FT several days ago.

        Btw, flight attendants have said the same thing to me or my wife at times when on a less than full flight. I didn’t realize I was being microaggressed and could get payola for that sort of thing.

        (Op-up= operational upgrade. For whatever reason, usually your booked cabin is full, the airline is moving you to a higher cabin outside of the normal upgrade process (miles, paid, status). She flew in the cabin she booked. Boo hoo. Sometimes you fly in the a lower cabin than you book. It happens.)

  18. PieInTheSKy

    Didn’t read the article but the tweet amused me

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/864162077786726401

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      These women aren’t being forced at gunpoint to have these kids late in life are they? Now that would be a bit of a problem.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      I read the article. Summary: now that affluent women are in greater supply relative to successful males in their age and income bracket , the men are acting like they have *options* and not committing! Thereby forcing women to consider men who might be *below their station*. Fucking childish men!

      1. Viking1865

        They deserve to spend a decade post college in the workforce (and in the dating market), and then right when they’re ready to get married and have kids in their mid 30s, they deserve a guy with the three sixes to swoop in and carry their body which shows a decade of corporate work and Tinder dates into wedded bliss.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The money quote:

      Moreover, today’s young, childless female city-dwellers with college degrees are out-earning their male counterparts by 8 cents on the dollar.

      And apparently, this is a problem for the women.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Well women won’t date lower than their perceived status apparently.

        1. UnCivilServant

          It’s almost as if Hypergamy is a thing.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          But I thought they were getting paid less? It’s all so confusing!

          1. PieInTheSKy

            Well imagine how much more they would make if they were payed fairly

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            You sure it would be More?

      2. The Elite Elite

        Because men are just scared and intimidated by smart successful women!

      3. FreeSociety

        Moreover, today’s young, childless female city-dwellers with college degrees are out-earning their male counterparts by 8 cents on the dollar.

        Women in my social demographic are making 1 dollar for every 92 cents that I make. This is an outrage! Let’s all strap dicks on our heads and MARCH ON WASHINGTON! We’ll call it the million dick march.

        1. Q Continuum

          “Let’s all strap dicks on our heads”

          Like I need an excuse?

        2. tarran

          Already done.

          WEINERS OUT!!!!!

    4. Q Continuum

      Move out of fucking NYC to a place with more normal demographics populated by men who are more likely to be marriage-minded. Oh no wait, that’d mean you’d have to venture west of I-95 into Deplorable Nazi Jesus-land. Lordy, lordy, the mere thought just gave me the vapors! Where is my Chardonnay and fainting couch?

  19. Drake

    Last week MASH was on an HBO channel I had in a hotel. Damn I forgot what a funny movie that was – and incredibly, unbelievably, un-PC. And not just the whole Spearchucker Jones thing. It was pretty funny how every man in the movie just dismissed everything Hot Lips said, the moment she said it.

    1. UnCivilServant

      I great many movies could not have been made today because of the “culture” in hollywood.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        Blazzing Saddles being way up on the list.

        1. AlexinCT

          Best movie quote evah;

          Where the white womenz at?

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Have there been any really good comedy movies released in the past ten years or so or has the genre been strangled by everything being off limits?

        1. UnCivilServant

          I wouldn’t know. I stopped watching.

        2. It’s not a movie, but I enjoy the series “Little Britain” since they aren’t afraid of doing non-PC things. They mock gay men (The only gay in the village), have a minstrel bit where they wear blackface, dress as women in fat suits; often as different races, and go out of their way to make the viewers uncomfortable. One of the actors – Matt Lucas – is openly gay so they can “get away with it”.

          Also: voice over by Tom Baker

          An example

        3. Drake

          Team America was the last movie that made me laugh hard. Looked it up – 2004.

          1. Chipwooder

            The Guard was pretty damned funny. Love Brendan Gleeson.

          2. Nephilium

            I’ll put Hot Fuzz (2007) into the good comedy list as well. How many movies have you cheer when a grandma gets dropkicked in the face?

            I still think the 80’s were a golden era when it came to comedies though.

        4. KibbledKristen

          I like most of Bridesmaids. The lunch/bridesmaids dress shopping scene comes to mind.

          My all-time favorite comedy (Bad Santa) was made in 2003.

          1. AlexinCT

            Yup, somewhere around 2005 is when the PC world went insane for some reason..

    2. Q Continuum

      The true comedy nowadays can only be found on TV, usually cartoons (see: Park, South; Rick and Morty, etc.).

  20. Drake

    I wonder when schools and businesses will figure out that caving in to the snowflakes is a terrible business model?

    Mizzou likely to cut hundreds of positions amid expected 7 percent enrollment drop

    1. Mike Schmidt

      I read in a different article that Mizzou’s enrollment is down 35% since the 2015 protests. Consequences.

      1. I think that was the drop off in applications, not enrollments.

        1. Mike Schmidt

          Finally found the article. Of course, a certain percentage of this is due to good old fashioned drop-outs. Still, it’s a pretty big number.

          The race-fueled protests at the University of Missouri took a huge bite out of enrollment, with the student population dropping 35 percent since the fall 2015.

          1. commodious spittoon

            took a huge bite out of enrollment

            Scruff McGruff’s brother stayed in academia.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      Glorious.

    3. Slammer

      “I need some students over here…anyone?”

      1. Count Potato

        LOL

    4. Floridaman

      Are they also cutting the social justice bullshit?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    If it’s Nick Lowe you want, here’s a touching ballad of love and devotion.

    1. “I’ve been contemplating suicide, But it really doesn’t suit my style”

      The song

    2. Mike Schmidt

      You also don’t want to link correctly, apparently.

      1. UnCivilServant

        Naw, he just gave up.

        1. Man rompers are an abomination. But I won’t have people sullying the solid reputation of the union suit.

  22. Meet the Anti-Trump Supporters of ‘the Resistance’

    Attkisson: Beyond the public town hall opposition that we see, some people think there’s sort of a shadowy version of this opposition going on inside government. What’s your take on that?

    Meadows: Well, we do see some of that. I mean, unfortunately, we’ve seen a lot of that. They certainly have a name and they certainly have a face.

    It’s referred to as the “Shadow Government” or “Deep State”… the notion that “influential members of government agencies or the military are involved in the secret manipulation or control of government policy.” It may sound like the stuff of conspiracies, but liberal and conservative analysts are among the believers: “The deep state is a very real thing—it’s the civil service … ” writes one. “Two Cheers for the Deep State … ” says another. “The defense establishment is part of the Deep State. So are the courts … the FBI and the CIA … ”

  23. PieInTheSKy

    12 Things a Guy Thinks When You Sit on His Face

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a36760/things-guys-think-about-face-sitting/?src=socialflowTW

    Is this supposed to be humor? Do women who read cosmopolitan find this funny? I am genuinely curious.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      I guess? It’s sort of “woman funny”, i.e., not actually funny. Except it was written by a guy? Who, I gather, never actually had a woman sit on his face.

      It needed to be dirtier, funnier, or, preferably, both.

      1. Does “woman funny” mean “I should laugh at this joke or else the person telling the joke will feel bad”?

        Anyway, Cosmopolitan isn’t about humor but about pushing the Sexual Revolution.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          off a cliff?

          1. “Safe, legal abortion and modern, reliable contraception made it easier for women to pursue education and work; it let us delay childbearing and to choose our marital mates more carefully, and enabled us to leave bad relationships more easily or avoid them entirely; it let us compete with men. Which is a big part of why it’s such a divisive and animating issue, both for the women who are thriving because of the freedom contraception and abortion offer, and for the traditionalists who think life was better when gender roles were clearer and women knew their place (and it wasn’t in the corner office or on the factory floor).”

            Indeed, abortion and contraception are the *only ways* women can “delay childbearing” and “choose our marital mates more carefully.”

          2. UnCivilServant

            You can’t possibly expect them to Abstain, could you? That would be monstrous

            /Prog

          3. PieInTheSKy

            No, they can do more anal

          4. Q Continuum

            “they can do more anal”

            The Catholic way! (apologies to Eddie)

          5. Chipwooder

            Hey, look, it’s ENB’s pal Jill Filipovic!

          6. The Last American Hero

            Who’s preventing people from reproducing? Have the progressives started sterilizing undesirables again?

    2. Sex is so icky!

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Only if done right

    3. Count Potato

      Supposedly, this was written by a grown woman:

      http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9655937/never-blow-job-facial/

      1. Mike Schmidt

        Money quote:

        What if you kindly suggested your partner ejaculate literally anywhere else? A fun compromise that pleases everyone may be your chest (it’s a thing, and it’s called a pearl necklace).

        1. commodious spittoon

          God, do progs just suck the fun out of sex. And not in a good way.

      2. Q Continuum

        WTF? An adult woman can’t just tell the guy she fucking that she doesn’t like that particular activity? Why can’t these YouGoGrrls ever do anything without turning it into some kind of activist statement?

    4. Q Continuum

      Funnier would have been: “I am being waterboarded”

  24. “I’m starting to think the airlines are all playing a big game of one-upmanship. How else to explain the latest retarded shit from American Airlines?”

    They’ve been watching those old Saturday Night Live sketches where David Spade worked for Total Bastard Airlines…and thought those were training videos.

  25. straffinrun

    Had to make a promotional video today that will be shown on TV. Just introduce myself and what I do for the company. I’ve been doing voice acting for about 10 years, but the camera freaks me the fuck out. I get squirrelly and unintentionally ad lib in inappropriate jokes. This’ll be the third time I’ve been interviewed by a Japanese station and won’t be the last. How the hell do you make yourself feel comfortable in front of the camera?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Imagine the camera in its underwear.

      1. Slammer

        But with a mosaic over it’s junk

        1. UnCivilServant

          Don’t mock the mutation that causes pixellation down there, it’s not nice.

    2. Tundra

      Don’t even try. If you’re comfortable you will really say some inappropriate shit.

      1. straffinrun

        So basically, I’m fucked. Even the tv crew was laughing at my interview.

        1. Tundra

          They’re racist. They’d laugh at you no matter what.

          Seriously, though, I always do better with a little fear and apprehension. Fewer f-bombs too.

    3. That’s easy…have a jug of whiskey handy and take a swig whenever you feel some kind of hesitation about whether a joke of yours is appropriate. Your concerns about appropriateness will dissolve, and you’ll be much more relaxed.

      Glad to help.

      1. tarran

        This is the sort of quality support you can only get here.

    4. something something tentacles

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Damnit, I’ll beat you next time.

    5. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just work in a few lines about tentacle sex-they’ll love you.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      On a more serious note, the camera is just the person you’re talking to. Don’t treat it as some exotic thing, treat it like you’re talking to a person standing right there.

      1. straffinrun

        Good advice for the non lunatics out there. Live presentations don’t bother me, but that big glass eyeball staring at me turns on the freak in me.

    7. Just make the mood light. Make a joke or two at the outset. Hell, put in a set of fake buck teeth and coke-bottle glasses and bow to the camera. Then take them off and give a “but seriously” and get down to business.
      That should take the edge off for everyone in the room.

    8. KibbledKristen

      Have someone sit next to the camera (or in front of it, below the lens) and talk to them.

      1. straffinrun

        Sharon Stone?

        1. KibbledKristen

          Are you sure that would help you be more articulate on camera??

    9. The Last American Hero

      Show more skin. Nobody will be paying attention to what you say.

    10. Q Continuum

      “voice acting for about 10 years”

      Which tentacle porn might I have heard you in?

      1. Q Continuum

        Dammit LH.

    11. Gustave Lytton

      Once you’re completely freaked out, go find the crew for “Why the *$@^&!# did I come to Japan?” for another interview.

  26. Tonio

    NPR did a blatantly transparent hit piece on charter schools this morning. They focused on one Florida mother with an autistic child who couldn’t find a nearby charter school for her kid. Because, you see, if anyone anywhere can’t find a nearby charter school which meets their ver special needs then the whole system is broken.

    Apparently the series continues all week. Updates if I don’t smash my radio.

    1. Wait, so if there aren’t good charter schools available for everyone, there shouldn’t be any for anyone?

      1. UnCivilServant

        Isn’t that the theory with regards to healthcare?

        1. Yet the people who talk this way end up adopting systems where the nomenklatura get superior goods and services.

          1. AlexinCT

            TOP MEN!

            Don’t you get they are MOAR equal?

      2. straffinrun

        Did you bring enough gum for the entire class?

        1. UnCivilServant

          Only if they pay for it.

          1. straffinrun

            You were that kid?

          2. UnCivilServant

            I wish.

            I lacked the seed capital and the inclination to interact with other students to the extent required to sell them stuff.

          3. Lachowsky

            I had a reliable supplier in Jr. High. I made a non trivial amount of money selling chewing tobacco to rednecks.

          4. AlexinCT

            Which parent did you steal it from?

    2. leonadasiv

      overlooking how said mother must have felt about her other non charter option, because that doesn’t fit the narrative.

  27. KibbledKristen

    You know who else was a code inspector?

    1. Slammer

      Alan Turing?

    2. straffinrun

      The “e” comes be the “d” on my t shirt.

    3. Private Chipperbot
    4. Samuel F.B. Morse?

      1. Q Continuum

        Winner.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Prejudiced against my link and Zero Cool, eh…

  28. Juvenile Bluster

    Good luck dealing with LaVar Ball, Lakers front office. That dude is cancer.

    The Sixers now own the Lakers’ 2018 first round pick, unprotected. This makes me happy.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Well when they make the playoffs next year that pick won’t be worth so much.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        The Lakers are not making the playoffs next year. They’re still going to be terrible. What are they going to add that would add 20 (or even 10) wins to their 2016-2017 record? Ball ain’t gonna do that. Who’s out there in free agency that’s going to do that? And they’re not getting Paul George unless they give up that #2 pick in the deal.

  29. “City hires full-time code inspector. Results are predictable.”

    This should put to the test the idea that “if you strictly enforce bad laws, there will be a popular revolt and the bad laws will be repealed!”

  30. The Late P Brooks

    NPR did a blatantly transparent hit piece on charter schools this morning.

    [insert expostulation of shock and surprise]

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    You do all realize TDS is going to win, right?

    1. FreeSociety

      I realized that after one podunk judge in Hawaii was universally acclaimed to have both standing and jurisdiction to shut down a perfectly lawful executive order on immigration, based on something said on the campaign trail. Nevermind that the “what was said on the campaign trail” argument wasn’t considered an applicable argument in the case Obamacare penaltax fiasco. In 2017, “the law” is whatever hurts Trumps and helps La Resistance.

    2. trshmnstr

      This is going to end in violence. There are quite a few pissed off Trumpets who will smash heads if Trump is truly impeached.

      1. WTF

        If the results of a free and fair election are overturned based on bullshit in order to preserve the cronyism, corruption, and graft of the political establishment, then I would not be shocked to see things end in violence.

        1. AlexinCT

          It needs to if they get away with this calumny. Trump is a douche but the people now all up in arms about him are deadly to liberty and individual rights..

  32. Ken Shultz

    An anonymous source quoting unseen Comey notes to the New York Times has a credibility multiple of 1*10^-3.

    Meanwhile, for consistency’s sake, I have a number of questions about how consistently Comey has behaved depending on who was in the White House at the time.

    In the case of Hillary Clinton, Comey decided there wasn’t enough evidence to prosecute, but that wasn’t his determination to make as FBI Director. That determination rightly belonged to the Attorney General, Loretta Lynch. Did Loretta Lynch ask Comey to end the investigation into Hillary Clinton? Did Barack Obama make any such requests of Loretta Lynch or Comey? Would either or both of those requests amount to obstruction of justice?

    Why did Comey publicly usurp the Attorney General’s power to determine whether to prosecute without any complaints from the Attorney General? Is it not reasonable to assume that there was some communication between the two?

    Did Comey take notes on his conversations with Loretta Lynch and Barack Obama about the Hillary Clinton investigation? If so, I think we need to see whatever notes Comey has about his conversations with them, too . . . you know, just for the sake of consistency. We can’t have the American people thinking that the FBI is in any way partisan.

    1. FreeSociety

      Why did Comey spill the beans on the Hilary investigation in the first place? Apparently the FBI has a longstanding practice of not going public with the existence of an investigation when charges aren’t imminent, especially during an election. If I recall correctly, basically every former Attorney General of the last 15-20 years or so came out to expresses their shock at what Comey had done.

      1. Ken Shultz

        That was when Comey found a bunch of missing emails–after he’s announced that there wasn’t enough evidence to prosecute.

        The reports at the time suggested that if Comey hadn’t gone public with the existence of those missing emails, then the FBI under him would have leaked them. They wanted people to know about their existence before the election, and they wanted Comey to have them searched before the election, too.

    2. Lachowsky

      I would like to see Comey have to testify to congress. I would like to hear his answers to all those questions. That could be a big can of worms being opened.

  33. Juvenile Bluster

    It’s pretty likely bullshit, but I’m not yet ready to dismiss this Comey memo out of hand. Congress is subpoenaing it anyways, so it’ll be figured out.

    It ain’t always the crime that gets ’em, it’s the cover-up.

    1. If I were the House of Representatives and I thought Trump obstructed the enforcement of the law, here’s what I’d do.

      To set a precedent that it’s impeachable to obstruct the law, I’d impeach the federal judges who obstruct the enforcement of prolife laws.

      If the Senate convicts, I’ll have a precedent to impeach Trump.

      If the Senate convicts, I’d realize that obstructing the law isn’t necessarily impeachable after all so it would be unfair to single Trump out.

      1. If the Senate *acquits,* I’d realize…

      2. UnCivilServant

        Fun fact.

        If the President did commit obstruction in their one-on-one meeting, Comey committed a federal offense by failing to report it immediately.

        1. tarran

          Failing to report it to whom?

          1. UnCivilServant

            Whoever was AG or Acting AG at the time.

            But knowing Comey – the general public in a confusing letter which fails to properly grasp the law involved.

    2. Ken Shultz

      If they subpoena his notes on Trump conversations, I want to see his notes on any conversations he had with his boss, Loretta Lynch, and/or Barack Obama about the Clinton investigation, too.

      It speaks to his credibility. If he took notes on what they said to him about the Clinton investigation right before he announced that there wouldn’t be any charges, then I’ll find his notes more credible than I would otherwise.

      Short of that, a CYA memo in isolation pointing the finger at the guy who’s about to fire him doesn’t impress me much.

    3. Chipwooder

      I’d like to just see the memo. If it’s so damning, then produce the fucking thing already. Don’t give me third-hand descriptions of what it says.

      1. Ken Shultz

        I wouldn’t want people to think the memo is credible just because it exists.

        I opposed the Iraq War on strategic and humanitarian grounds. My opposition was not predicated on whether Saddam Hussein had WMD. Finding WMD would not have changed my opposition because my opposition was not predicated on whether Saddam Hussein had WMD.

        Just because Comey wrote something in a CYA memo a) doesn’t mean it actually happened as Comey described and b) doesn’t mean it’s obstruction of justice. Thus, whether the memo exists and says what it’ alleged to say only answers the question of whether it exists.

        Watch, however, the press will make it out like the existence of the memo itself is the only question that matters.

        We don’y have to buy what the press is selling. We’re smarter than that. We’re Glibertarians, damn it!

  34. Juvenile Bluster

    The only reason I want Trump to stay in office is that he’s destroying the public’s faith in the institution of the Presidency. That makes me happy.

    1. KibbledKristen

      This is why I’m torn. But I don’t think his shenanigans are destroying faith in the institution. You know, because of the Top Men fallacy. Trump is just the “wrong” Top Man.

      1. Remember when Richard Nixon’s behavior destroyed public faith in the institution of the Presidency, leading to smaller government?

        1. KibbledKristen

          Exactly

    2. PieInTheSKy

      I never saw on the American left media a surge in articles calling for lower federal power. Just how awful trumpy is, how stupid/racist/evil those who elected him are. In the future their side will definitely win power for ever

      1. FreeSociety

        And investing more power in the office will only raise the stakes and make things more polarized.

    3. Gilmore

      The only reason I want Trump to stay in office is that he’s destroying the public’s faith in the institution of the Presidency.

      Everyone predicted this as one of the few most-likely benefits of his reign. I am happy to see it as well.

      For me, failure to acknowledge this dimension is one of the reasons i lost faith in The Other Site. It was so obvious that Trump was the ‘anarchy’ candidate, who would shatter this hideous cult of the executive and hopefully make people realize that all politicians are incompetent buffoons who mostly just pretend to be austere and royal while they babble their way through platitudes, avoiding saying anything too-specific so that history won’t be quite sure what the hell their intentions were.

      He will make people realize that any dumb monkey can do it, and consequently start worrying more about electing dumb monkeys who will DO LESS, and so do less damage.

    4. Juice

      I don’t see it that way at all. It’s all focused on Trump as a person, not on the office of the presidency.

      1. R C Dean

        Unfortunately, this is probably correct. The TrumpStorm is really just an extension of the personality cult of the Presidency – its not about the office, its about the occupant. Rather than a pro-personality cult (see, e.g., Obama), we have an anti-personality cult.

        Hell, this has actually been made as a winning legal argument against Trump’s immigration orders – it would be legal if done by anybody but Trump, but since Trump did it, its unconstitutional.

        1. AlexinCT

          It’s about the left making sure everybody knows what will happen to anyone that dares challenge the establishment and the march to a totalitarian state they have put us on. Their mission is to destroy Trump (and anyone that is not one of them that ends up in that office), and if they can’t do so, to prevent him from destroying the progress they have made so far towards their totalitarian leftist utopia. Focusing on Trump and not realizing what is going on here can be devastating for all of us that value small government, freedom, and individualism.

  35. KibbledKristen

    He said in the past the city has had problem with “junk cars” taking over Groves’ streets

    Sosa said residents have the option to park on the street as long as signs don’t prohibit it.

    Which is it, motherfucker?

    1. UnCivilServant

      Well, he did plaster every street with “No parking” signs…

    2. I’m pretty sure a car must have a current registration and inspection to be parked on a street in texas. And it must be road worthy ifnits sitting in the same spot for more than 3 days.

      The solution is for homeowners to tell the code guy to fuck himself and for them to threaten to burn city hall to the ground if they start fining people for what they do with their own private property off city streets.

      1. Lachowsky

        +1 Killdozer

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Hard hitting journalism, or pro-government propaganda?

    Between 1957 and 1962, the sedative would leave thousands of infants in Canada, Great Britain and West Germany permanently and tragically disabled. The U.S., however, never had a crisis of thalidomide-linked birth defects on that magnitude. Why not?

    What stood between the drug and the health of the American public was none other than Kelsey and the FDA. As a medical reviewer, Kelsey had the power to prevent a drug from going to market if she found the application to be lacking sufficient evidence for safety. After a thorough review, Kelsey rejected the application for thalidomide on the grounds that it lacked sufficient evidence of safety through rigorous clinical trials.

    Today we take it for granted that the FDA wisely spurned an unsafe drug. But in many ways, Kelsey’s education and experience up to that point made her especially well-suited for her position as a medical reviewer—and, in particular, for the thalidomide application.

    Once again we see, without government to save us, we’d all be dead. Or worse.

    1. UnCivilServant

      “Amid thousands of obstrucive moves, the FDA accidentally did one thing that had unexpected benefits”

    2. I can see the argument for a law requiring FDA review of drugs aimed at pregnant women – not to protect the women but to make sure the kids don’t get injured.

      But if the possible danger is that the new drug might not help Bob the cancer patient or make him cancer-ier, then the answer is to have him sign a disclaimer that “THE FDA DOES NOT GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OR EFFICACY OF THIS DRUG, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.” If he signs the disclaimer nonetheless, let him use the drug.

      1. FreeSociety

        Of course one problem with this approach is that courts routinely wipe their ass disclaimers. The primary benefit a disclaimer provides is that it essentially tricks the signatory party into thinking that they can’t sue when something goes wrong, when in reality they probably still can sue.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Yet on the other hand, lots of progs bitch about how Europe & Cananananada have access to drugs that the FDA drags their feet on. There’s no room for consistency in prog thought.

      1. FreeSociety

        I’ve not heard progs make this complaint specifically. They tend to direct their ire towards the companies that produce medicine to make a profit.

        1. KibbledKristen

          You haven’t heard “In _____ (insert non-U.S. country name) you can get ____ (insert drug that requires a prescription in the U.S.) over the counter! They’re so much more enlightened than we are!!”

          1. FreeSociety

            Well yeah, I guess you’re right. But mostly that line of reasoning focuses on birth control.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      But it was the government who allowed it in those countries.

    5. Ken Shultz

      A small bible carried in a chest pocket once stopped a bullet from killing a Civil War soldier, but that’s no reason to mandate the carrying of bibles. Broken clocks, twice a day . . .

      If they really want to do something good for drug development, kill the capital gains tax. Oh, and keeping interest rates artificially low to make relatively less risky investments artificially more attractive doesn’t help either.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    D’oh!

    link

  38. KibbledKristen

    How old and outdated am I that I still think of David Robinson when I think of the Spurs?

    1. KibbledKristen

      (also, I can’t believe my shitty alma mater had a team that played against Robinson in the Patriot League.)

      1. robc

        I remember a Navy-Kentucky game where UK went with the 5 defend 4 strategy. If Navy could get the ball to Robinson, he was undefended (effectively). He scored something like 48 pts out of 54 total for Navy and Kentucky won by about 20.

        Now I should go look up details to see how far off my numbers are.

        1. robc

          Robinson scored 45 on 17/22 shooting, 11/12 from free throw line.

          UK won 80-69. So not quite as extreme as I said.

          Rex Chapman had 22 to lead Kentucky.

    2. AceDroman

      +1 I had a poster of The Admiral on my bedroom wall in elementary school.

      1. robc

        I guess that is a cooler nickname than Lieutenant, Junior Grade.

    3. Drake

      I still associate them with The Iceman – George Gervin.

      That might make you feel better, or at least more current.

    4. one true athena

      I was a bit taken back by the commenter calling Ginobilli old, thinking “no, he’s pretty young isn’t he?” And then I realized… uh yeah.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    The only reason I want Trump to stay in office is that he’s destroying the public’s faith in the institution of the Presidency.

    If only that were true.

    1. Tundra

      I wonder what these people are thinking. By successfully impeaching Trump, they don’t get to put their own person in there. They get President Pence.

      Is that better? Worse?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Just got an email from my cousin living in Spain.

        Chalk another one up for ‘he won’t finish his term’.

        It’s okay. I’m on it! I ripped him one.

        It’s like swatting flies with no hope of winning!

        1. Tundra

          All I know is that sales are up significantly over the last six months, for us and others in our industry. If this shit disrupts that I will be…miffed.

      2. UnCivilServant

        I get the impression that they’re not very good at strategic planning.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          But Rosie O’Donnell says so! And so does Sally Kohn!

          1. Chipwooder

            Sally Kohn also thinks there’s a mechanism in the Constitution for a do-over election.

          2. Mike Schmidt

            …and Rosie thinks fire can’t melt steel.

          3. UnCivilServant

            If I could remember the name of the foundry, I’d repost the rebuttal video from the blacksmith.

          4. Juvenile Bluster
          5. UnCivilServant
          6. UnCivilServant

            Yes, JB, but I don’t think I origianlly saw it by way of the Federalist.

      3. Mike Schmidt

        Should be worse, right? He is the reason that the Trump administration was labeled “anti-gay” before they ever took office, right?

      4. leonadasiv

        Pence, Ryan, Hatch, Tillerson. Unless they have a crazy assassination plan, they won’t be happy with any of their other options

        1. robc

          Pence, Ryan, Hatch, Tillerson

          Its a Romney backed plot to get to the first Mormon president!

          1. Rasilio

            They probably think they can get those guys impeached too

  40. Juvenile Bluster

    The UW-Madison twitter account has seemingly been hacked. This is why you turn on two-factor identification, people!

    1. UnCivilServant

      “But it was two-factor – we had to give username and password.”

      1. “That’s the same combination I have on my luggage!”

        1. Private Chipperbot
  41. The Late P Brooks

    They get President Pence.

    It’s like nobody ever told them, “Be careful what you wish for.”

    1. The Elite Elite

      They are incapable of thinking beyond right this second. Right now, “Trump is literally Hitler!” We get Pence. “ZOMG, at least Trump wasn’t literally Hitler like this homophobe!”

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, no! Just heard an ad (*flips off usual suspects*) on Pandora about how Greg Gianforte (R candidate for Zinke’s abandoned Congress seat) is going to sell us out to his shadowy “Washington contributors”. Last I heard, the Dems were shoveling out of state money at Rob Quist (N Pelosi in a cowboy hat). Gianforte is spending a significant amount of his own money.

    I guess it’s definitionally not “dark money” if it goes to Democrat’s campaigns.

    1. Dark Money? Racisitsiititititttt!

  43. The Late P Brooks

    I’d like to just see the memo. If it’s so damning, then produce the fucking thing already. Don’t give me third-hand descriptions of what it says.

    “The guy who parked my sister’s friend’s dentist’s car at this restaurant in Georgetown says his friend sells coke to some Congressional pages, and they told him the whole story. It’s gotta be true.”

  44. Juvenile Bluster

    In something that I’m sure is just a coincidence, the Yahoo Finance app just gave me a push notification about a story regarding what the stock market did during the Watergate hearings.

  45. Mike Schmidt

    Remember when liberals wanted conservatives to get out of their bedrooms?

    Wis. lawmaker wants to outlaw ‘stealthing’ – nonconsensual condom removal – as sexual assault

    Isn’t the civil court system a much better place to deal with this sort of thing?

    1. Hyperion

      Yeah, they want conservatives out of their bedrooms. But they want progressives in, and in to their kitchen, their living room, their lawn, their wallet, their kid’s rooms, their car, their job, their every.fucking.thing.

    2. I don’t know. If you have a verbal agreement to have sex under certain conditions and someone surreptitiously violates that, it should be grounds for a sexual assault charge.

      It’s kinda the same as a woman lying and telling you she is on the pill and cannot get pregnant because of certain other reasons and then having sec without a condom only to find out that she lied and it’s gonna cost you $1000 a month for the next 18 years.

      Well, it’s not the same because the courts will treat them completely different and will threaten to throw the man in jail if they don’t pony up the $1k a month and tell him he should have not trusted someone to tell the truth about sex.

      1. FreeSociety

        Yeah I don’t see a law like this ever being applied equally against women.

      2. Q Continuum

        There’s gotta be a better way!

        https://www.realdoll.com/

        (NSFW, obviously)

      3. Lachowsky

        Call me prudish, but I never had unprotected sex with someone I didn’t trust to not fuck me over like that. Now I’m married and I don’t have to worry about shit like that anymore. Maybe it’s not a good idea to take a girl you dont know’s word for whether or not she can get pregnant. Maybe it’s a good idea to take responsibility for where your cumshot winds up.

        1. The Elite Elite

          I think the point isn’t that the guy isn’t an idiot for having unprotected sex with someone. It’s the double standard. If she had sex with a guy who insisted that he can’t get her pregnant and she gets pregnant, he’ll get charged with sexual assault or maybe even rape, not to mention child support bills for a couple decades. The other way around? She’ll get charged with nothing and he’ll be left with the child support bill. Women are so fucking oppressed aren’t they?

        2. Playa Manhattan

          I agree with Lachowsky.

          Always bust in the face.

  46. Hyperion

    “Another day, another major news outlet publishing a third-hand anonymous account of something President Trump supposedly did as fact.”

    Oh muh gawds, Trump’s shoes are untied! Call the NYT, send out the hysteria squad! Impeachment! /derp

    They’re really not going to get over this, are they? 4 more years of this stupidity. And then the plan for the next election, move further left, double down on identity politics, and double down on the hysteria. They’re really going to get worse, aren’t they? It doesn’t even seem possible. Maybe peak derp really does not exist.

    1. Hyperion

      Even more derptastic, TSTSNBN has jumped full onboard the hysteria train, treating the NYT wild claim’s of obstruction of justice as the gospel. What a bunch of dumb asses. Now I remember why I left there.

      1. leonadasiv

        They have to stand by the first amendment rights of their fellow journalists, even if the claims are laughable. Or something like that.

        1. Hyperion

          Well, of course the media has a right to spin baseless propaganda 24/7. They’ve been doing it for as long as I can remember. We also have a right to ignore everything they say. Seriously, right now the NYT could write an article saying that Trump is a lizard person and an anonymous source saw him land in a flying saucer and get out along with bigfoot and Putin, and their readers would never question it for even a moment.

          1. Hammercorps

            STEVE SMITH TRIED TO HAVE FUN WITH PUTIN ONCE, WAS THROWN OUT OF RUSSIA.

    2. Ken Shultz

      This may be the last cry of “wolf!” before the press really loses credibility.

      Our departure from that other universe was actually part of a larger trend. We lost faith in our information overlords as a lot of Americans were doing the same.

      I can dig up a Gallup poll that show Americans’ faith in the press to report the news fairly and accurately was at an all time low of 32% as of the fall of 2016–right before the election.

      That Gallup report said that Americans’ faith in the media had dropped some 8% over the course of the election–which should more than account for Trump’s margin of victory in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. To my mind, that represents the same kind of disgust we had with Reason’s coverage of Trump–projected nationally. We weren’t Trump supporters either! All that was required for Trump to prevail was for good men to do nothing.

      Trump didn’t win in spite of the negative press coverage; Trump won because of it.

      If the media loses again this time, we might America’s faith in the press sink to levels previously thought impossible. They better hope there’s a memo and that it says what they say it says.

      1. Hyperion

        The leftist media will never lose their true bleevers. Because they don’t care about facts, all they want is 24/7 bullshit that makes them feel good because they are right and always have been, and they are smarter and hold the high moral ground over those dumb hillbillys in flyover.

        1. Hammercorps

          The one bright spot of good news in this is that with Fox seemingly on the quest to rid themselves of old-school conservatives, maybe some of that audience will be more receptive to more moderate conservatism.

    3. FreeSociety

      The left is good at activism. In less than a day after Trump announced his travel ban from 7 shitholes, lefty PACs and Soros funded agitators were picketing the major airports in this country, then the press reports this paid activism as though it were widespread and universal disdain, despite the fact that polls show Americans were overwhelmingly in favor of the travel ban. The American electorate has lost it’s ostensible sovereignty, usurped by federal judges.

      1. R C Dean

        The American electorate has lost it’s ostensible sovereignty, usurped by federal judges.

        And by the administrative/regulatory state. We are witnessing the likely failure of our last chance to make the government actually accountable to elected officials. The administrative state is immune to accountability without civil service reform, which nobody is talking about, and the partisan activists in the judiciary are seeing that they can issue absurdly bad legal rulings that cripple legitimate actions of the elected President with apparent success.

        If the Deep State (which now includes swathes of the judiciary) defeats Trump, then we will be living under a “soft” tyranny.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    This is what journalism looks like.

    JP Morgan C.E.O. Jamie Dimon is an affable corporate executive who, in 2010, earned the title of “America’s Least Hated Banker.” But he’s nobody’s patsy, nor is he afraid to tell people exactly what he thinks, usually by calling them jerks. “I think the guy who wrote that is a jerk,” Dimon said of criticism he received from a small bank lobbyist. “Stop being such a jerk,” he told then-Citigroup C.E.O. Vikram Pandit when Pandit provoked him during a conference call amidst the 2008 financial crisis. Which is why JP Morgan shareholders can’t quite wrap their heads around the fact that in spite of everything that Donald Trump has done over the past 100-plus days—tried to implement a travel ban on (mostly) Muslims; established a hotline to report crimes committed by immigrants; backed a healthcare bill that might send millions to an early grave; proposed a tax “plan” that would add trillions to the deficit; fired the F.B.I. director investigating his campaign’s ties to Russia and then casually leaked top secret Israeli intelligence to Russia—Jamie Dimon has not wavered in support of a man who is, arguably, America’s foremost jerk.

    “I am outraged at your lack of outrage!”

    1. Chipwooder

      Oh, leftist journalists care about the deficit again now? Sad Beard assured me that deficits and debt doesn’t matter at all.

      1. Hyperion

        They even talk about the Constitution now. The hypocrisy is enormous.

        1. Hammercorps

          Maybe one day they’ll remember the Bill of Rights.

          1. R C Dean

            You mean, the Bill of Right? Because I think there’s only one left, really – freedom of the establishment press.

          2. Hammercorps

            But not too much freedom, hate speech isn’t allowed, remember.

    2. Tundra

      Interesting. All of a sudden they care about deficits.

    3. Fatty Bolger

      Yeah, JP Morgan shareholders should be outraged at the man whose election spurred a 20%+ increase in their stock value. Makes perfect sense.

  48. Count Potato

    The Southern Poverty Law Center is no match for the Swedish government:

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/864537732139204608

    1. Count Potato

      “Israeli Ambassador, politicians and journalists are registered as disseminators of online hatred by the Swedish State”

      https://nyheteridag.se/israeli-ambassador-politicians-and-journalists-are-registered-as-disseminators-of-online-hatred-by-the-swedish-state/

  49. Count Potato

    “Miss USA: On second thought, I believe health care should be a right”

    http://hotair.com/archives/2017/05/16/miss-usa-second-thought-believe-health-care-right/

    1. FreeSociety

      The power of the left is based on fear. Understandably people just trying to live their lives and further their own self interests are afraid to cross the leftist lynch mobs.

    2. Mike Schmidt

      Miss USA: “No, I meant what I said the first time.”

      “I stand behind what I said,” McCullough said.

      She said she’s “extremely grateful” to be an American and for everything that she’s been granted.

      “It’s definitely a good aspect to have affordable health care for people,” McCullough said. “But I definitely am not taking my health care for granted. And that’s why I said it’s a privilege.”

      This woman should be a politician.

      1. Tundra

        It’s a product, not a fucking privilege. Like a car or a computer. Some people drive Maserati, some drive Hyundai – it depends on their means and their goals.

        Why is that so hard for these people to understand?

  50. robc

    I just read yesterday’s Erfworld update (the link is to Book 1, Page 1, I am not spoilering Book 3, Page 261), and now I am bummed.

  51. Count Potato

    “Recent ransomware attacks raise the question: Is bitcoin only for cybercriminals?”

    http://www.salon.com/2017/05/16/recent-ransomware-attacks-raise-the-question-is-bitcoin-only-for-cybercriminals/

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Obviously! Just like bank robberies prove cash is also only for criminals. Criminals sit around and count their cash and bitcoins, and whoever has the most wins. What else are they going to do with it, since only criminals have any interest in using it?

  52. Count Potato
    1. KibbledKristen

      I just like to see good-looking professionals fuck each other in interesting (yet attainable) ways. Why these people gotta make shit so complicated?

      1. Hyperion

        How can you tell they’re professionals when they’re nekked? Less tatooes? Better groomed body hair? Asking for a friend.

        1. KibbledKristen

          If you can’t tell the difference between amateur and pro porn, I don’t know that I can help you, man.

          1. Mike Schmidt

            I think Hyp went where I did. You only like to see bankers and doctors and lawyers fucking each other.

          2. R C Dean

            You only like to see bankers and doctors and lawyers fucking each other.

            Sounds like bankruptcy court to me.

          3. Hyperion

            Pro pr0n sucks. The amateur stuff is far better.

          4. Mike Schmidt

            I concur. For one thing, there seems to be a lot less spitting in the amateur stuff.

          5. Q Continuum

            I’m keeping my amateur status so I can go to the Olympics.

    2. Hyperion

      “That insight might help explain some user trends unfolding on other platforms. Pornhub’s lesbian category is reported to be a leading favorite among female viewers.”

      This does not surprise me in the least. Women are more obsessed with women than men are. Just walk around town with one for a while and pay attention to all of their comments on other women, both negative and positive. And then remember that you’re a guy and didn’t even notice half of the women they are talking about.

      But when reading down that list, I started to also realize that the categories are probably the same as for most men.

      1. Q Continuum

        “the categories are probably the same as for most men.”

        Needs moar German scheisse.

        1. Hyperion

          The Germans are special. They have their own category.

          1. Count Potato

            Do you know who else thought the Germans were special?

          2. Hyperion

            The 2 million refugees now living in their country?

          3. Q Continuum

            Martin Luther?

          4. Mike Schmidt

            David Hasselhoff?

          5. KibbledKristen

            They literally do, on Youporn.

  53. KibbledKristen

    When you report a Senator “collapsed during a race”, I’m gonna need some clarification. A political race? A 5k race?

    1. Gilmore

      It was actually a transsexual prostitute named “Eurace”

      1. Count Potato

        Pics or it didn’t happen.

      2. Lachowsky

        go on…

    2. Mike Schmidt

      …a race to the bottom?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Everybody expects anal on the first date nowadays.

  54. Count Potato

    “Shabir Ahmed: the Rochdale sex gang ringleader who blamed white community for not looking after girls

    Ahmed blamed the white community for allowing teenage girls to go around unsupervised, so that at a young age they were “trained” in both sex and drinking.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/shabir-ahmed-rochdale-sex-gang-ringleader-blamed-white-community/

    1. Q Continuum

      Well, by not wearing a shapeless burlap sack with tiny eye slits they were clearly asking for it.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, it’s totally making sense as to why hardcore Islamists are a favorite ally of SJWs. I think we can all agree that SJWs should wear that thing you just described.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Did you see the mugshots of those riotesters? Most of them could use the paper bag treatment.

          1. UnCivilServant

            There’s a reason they wore masks…

          2. Q Continuum

            Reminded me of those “Faces of Meth” PSAs.

    2. FreeSociety

      I’m glad he said it. Maybe there’s one or two fewer European multicultists now. If we just let them Islam harder, they’ll make the case for us that they don’t belong in civilization.

    3. UnCivilServant

      Can parliment retroactively reinstate the death penalty?

      (I know it’s an unpopular idea in these circles to give that kind of power to a government.)

    4. “And the locks on your doors…so easily picked! So it’s really your fault.”

      1. “And your necks are so soft and tender, as if inviting me to hack at them with a scimitar.”

      2. Chipwooder

        “Private Pyle, if there’s one thing I hate, it’s an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don’t you? Hell, if wasn’t for assholes like you, there wouldn’t be any thievery, now would there?”

        1. Slammer

          “Because I’m a disgusting fat-body, Sir!”

          1. Chipwooder

            “Because you were hungry……Private Pyle has dishonored himself, and dishonored this platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle, and I have failed. I have failed because YOU have failed to give Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!”

            *shoves the doughnut in Pyle’s mouth* “They’re paying for it, you eat it!”

        2. LT_Fish

          There’s only one thief in the army. Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back.

    5. Suthenboy

      How are those pieces of shit still living?

  55. commodious spittoon

    Arrested Development is returning for a fifth season on Netflix, which makes me wonder: why? They nailed it with the first three seasons. Four was a scattershot mess, and it’s not clear they’re returning to the original, superior format.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Should be: returning to Netflix for a fifth season.

      /selfpedant

      1. commodious spittoon

        Returning to Netflix for another season, its second with Netflix and fifth altogether.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Returning to Netflix for another season, its second with the streaming service and fifth altogether.

          Swish!

    2. AceDroman

      I thoroughly enjoyed the first three seasons, but could not stomach the fourth. Something just didn’t feel right about the fourth season I’m not sure exactly what the problem was, I just couldn’t enjoy it.

    3. I don’t think “quitting while we’re ahead” is something the entertainment industry comprehends. It would be like walking away from the cow while its udder is still full.

      1. Chipwooder

        That what was great about original UK version of The Office. Two seasons, about 20 episodes, and done.

    4. Fatty Bolger

      Eh, I liked season 4, especially the second half when the earlier setups started paying off. I may even re-watch it before watching season five when it comes out.

    5. Nephilium

      Netflix has also announced that they’re doing a Witcher show. Here’s hoping it isn’t terrible.

      1. Negroni Please

        uh oh. This could be amazing. It won’t be though.

    1. Wow, that really challenges stereotypes about apologetic, beer-swilling Canadians, eh?

      1. I was almost going to say it’s like AA’s policy of apologizing for the harm you do when drunk, but I’m not sure that AA would recommend that the apology be accompanied with a free beer.

    2. UnCivilServant

      “Please accept this six-pack of average tasting beer as a token of my appreciation.”

      Emphasis added.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        Alexander Keith’s new beer slogan? It’s catchy!

    1. commodious spittoon

      Would. While the cat watched.

      1. R C Dean

        Its a cute dog, but seriously?

  56. Private Chipperbot

    Three mile lunch run at 80 degrees? Skip? Decisions, decisions…

    1. Tundra

      Drink some water and get your ass out there.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Dammit. Well I’m off. If I’m not in the PM lynx, hopefully someone had the decency to kick me out of the road after I collapsed.

        1. Tundra

          Can I have your skates?

          1. Private Chipperbot

            There old Daoust 550s doulble stitched and molded for me, but yeah. I survived.

            Aww. I just searched my skates and they’re listed as vintage items on Ebay. That hurts the soul…

          2. Tundra

            My old Tacks finally bit it, so I got some new ones last year.

            Holy shit are they nice! No break-in, super light and great protection. Retire the Daoust. You will be happy.

          3. Private Chipperbot

            I know. They’re heavy, and I’m on the third set of tuuks. The things crack every time I happen to step in front of a shot. Need to save some pennies and go lightweight.

    2. Nephilium

      Do you think it’s going to cool off moving into summer?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        We don’t get much hotter than this during the summer. And that’s when I usually switch to early a.m. runs.

    3. peachy rex

      Well, that depends on how fast you’re gonna go… 5K racing pace? Maybe wait until it cools off. Recovery pace? Then like Tundra said, get your ass out there.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Yeah. Low and slow for sure when it’s 80.

        1. peachy rex

          I find that when I run fast, the pain distracts me from the heat… you should try it.

    1. AceDroman

      I wish driving was allowed on the beach near me so I could see this more often and in person.

      1. Tundra

        We have ice fishermen here, so we get to see people drop 50K worth of truck into the lake with some regularity.

        It never gets old

        1. robc

          Back when I lived in Madison, someone tried to move his house across the lake. He made it half way.

    2. It’s King Canute!

    3. Gilmore

      its got multiple dimensions of tard. i need special glasses to witness its full tardery.

    4. Tundra

      The shovel really completed it.

      1. Gilmore

        It is one of the few opportunities to use the term “Sisyphean” and be 100% accurate.

  57. KibbledKristen

    The IAD – DBX A380 flight is about to take off and fly right outside my office window, but I have a meeting. Dammit.

    1. trshmnstr

      My old office faced IAD, but the new one faces away from the airport. No more watching planes take off for me.

  58. Raston Bot

    Erdogan’s bodyguards kicked several protesters bloody after running through/around the DC police. They must’ve really been afraid of diplomatic immunity.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfkjbE8rHxM

    1. Raston Bot

      no lie. the protesters looked mostly old men and youngish women. tuffgais those bodyguards.

    2. R C Dean

      I was disappointed in the police. I can give them being a little slow to respond, but when they did it was either to (relatively) politely pull the Turkish goons off the protestors, or to nightstick them gently on the back. I would have liked to see some cracked skulls, as a legitimate exercise of police authority to stop an assault.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Erdogan’s goons might’ve fought back. American police officers only beat on people who can’t retaliate.

      2. Raston Bot

        one of them can be heard yelling at the embassy security staffer: “You know better than that”

        wow.

      3. Chipwooder

        Christ, it’s not like they show any restraint any other time.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      From the comments:

      We could learn a thing or two on how to treat scumbag Soros protesters from the Turks

      Because it’s always going to be used on your enemies…..

  59. commodious spittoon

    Shower Thoughts
    @atshower

    I’d be more embarrassed if someone found my calculator history than I would be if they found my porn search history.

    Similar thoughts re: things everybody knows but I had to google.

    Or if Chrome kept tabs on the words I have to spotcheck before hitting submit.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      80085?

      1. Mike Schmidt

        55378008

        1. Slammer

          I remember

  60. Mike Schmidt

    OT: Question for those of you familiar with Madison, Wisconsin. My daughter is going to graduate school at UW next year and I’d like to get her a gift unique to the Madison area or UW. Something like a gift card to a local restaurant that college kids hang out at. Or some popular boutique store of some kind. Or something else that I haven’t thought of yet. Any ideas?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      When I think of Madison, I think of commies with beer guts.

      So there’s a starting point.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        Yeah, I’m not real tickled about it. I’m proud as hell, but I was really hoping she’d get into a different school.

        1. A card saying “this is the second-proudest I’ve been in my life – the proudest was when your brother graduated from Stanford.”

          1. “Your sister who graduated from MIT joins me in wishing you the best of luck, which you’ll need.”

          2. “I’m so glad you didn’t become a lush like most of the other students at Madison.”

            Sorry, I think I may have taken your idea and run too far with it.

          3. PS – I actually hear Madison is pretty good, or was at one point.

          4. Mike Schmidt

            LOL! You should be in the greeting card business, Eddie.

          5. Mike Schmidt

            I actually hear Madison is pretty good

            Yeah, my disappointment is not because of the school itself, but that sometimes it seems to be a SJW training camp.

          6. “You should be in the greeting card business, Eddie.”

            I wanted to write copy for a candy company, but some other guy got the job.

    2. Sour Kraut

      I grew up in Madison, but it was a while ago and I didn’t go to college there. I really only know the places for grown ups and teens.

      Everyone knows the best burgers are at Dottie Dumpling’s Dowry.

      There is a brewery on the East Side called Ale Asylum that is very popular. Its most famous beer is the Hopalicious.

      There is an interesting Frank Lloyd Write convention center and they would have interesting Frank Lloyd Wright themed stuff. For the Howard Roark in all of us.

      It’s all I can think of, I live on a different continent these days.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        There is an interesting Frank Lloyd Write convention center

        Monona Terrace apparently. I don’t think that she would care much about that, but the FLW geek in me can’t wait to go visit Monona Terrace my daughter.

        Many thanks for the Dotty’s and Asylum tips. They are both exactly the kind of thing I’m looking for.

        1. Sour Kraut

          I too am such a geek.

          Get out to Taliesin if you can, it’s not far away. FLW heaven.

          1. Mike Schmidt

            Oh man. Somehow I forgot about Taliesin. Yes, definitely will hit that. Thanks again!

        2. R C Dean

          One of my fave beer joints when I was there was the Essen Haus.

          1. Mike Schmidt

            That looks like heaven to me. Thanks for the heads-up, RC

          2. R C Dean

            If you go, order a boot.

          3. Mike Schmidt

            Ein Bier bitte. In einem Stiefel

      2. Hyperion

        I’ve been to Falling Water. It’s amazing. Also went to the other FLW home near there, something about Kentucky.

        1. Mike Schmidt

          Kentuck Knob

          Fallingwater is on my bucket list. I’ve been to his studio and the Unity Temple in Oak Park. Very cool.

    3. Aus

      My recommendation is a framed professional picture of the area. The campus, or the city, something like that.

      Check out campus gift stores or call around local stores or ask around for professional photographers in the area. Some may have something like that ready to sell and ship.

      This is a common gift my company buys employees (the ones we like) when they leave. We spent ~$175 for a beautiful framed photograph of the business campus.

  61. Hyperion

    There’s an interesting article over at TSTSNBN and it’s not about TDS. Here’s a quote from the article:

    New York collects about $80 billion in revenue annually, but the health care plan passed Tuesday would cost at least $91 billion every year (and probably more).

    Amazing. Looks like NY is asking for a huge amount of federal tax dollars, since they’re obviously going to go down this road. Can’t let Cali out prog them.

    The healthcare dilemma cannot be solved by government, only made much worse. The problem is that the current medical system is a massively bloated antiquated and over regulated dinosaur. The only way out is to deregulate the hell out of it, de-cronyize the behemoth, and turn loose technology to solve the problem.

    1. Ed Wuncler

      Health care is a human right and shouldn’t be left up to the greedy rich corporations. You don’t want people dying in the streets, do you?

      /sarc

      1. Hyperion

        “You don’t want people dying in the streets waiting 6 months to see a specialist and dying at home while waiting because the government has rationed healthcare, do you?”

        FIFY

    2. R C Dean

      Looks like NY is asking for a huge amount of federal tax dollars,

      They should get laughed out of Congress, but there is no politician more spineless than a Republican when it comes to betraying their voters and giving sacks of cash to their enemies.

    1. Hyperion

      Refugees: Help us, the conditions are horrible, there’s only 2 hours of electricity and running water each day, we’re starving, people are sick!

      Spokesperson from foundation established by Ikea: But it’s all being powered by renewable energy! Don’t you feel great about that!? *beams with pride*

      Refugees: *blank stare*

      1. Number.6

        Well, it’s ikea. Chances are they’ll airlift in some of those little Swedish meatballs they have at the stores. They might even donate some rag rugs, made by people even more impoverished than the refugees.

        1. Hyperion

          They spent all the money on a minimally functional green energy fiasco, there’s no money left for meatballs and rag rugs. Sorry refugees, we have priorities.

    2. Ed Wuncler

      Results are meaningless. It’s the intentions that matters to the Left.

      1. Hyperion

        They don’t want Donald Trump bombing the peasants in Syria. But they’re totally ok with Obama or Hillary bombing the peasants in Syria. Because good intentions.

        1. Ed Wuncler

          It takes a lot for me not to do a major eye roll when I hear a liberal talk about Trump’s warmongering.

    3. Not even Tom Petty could have anticipated this.

      1. Gilmore

        I was actually expecting that other Tom Petty video which also involved non-essential Western technology plopped in the middle of a post-apocalyptic desert

        1. Wow, I knew the song, but hadn’t seen the video that went with it. Thank you.

          Anyway, Tom Petty also did a song about Donald Trump’s refugee policy.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      oh FFS

    5. Just for shits and grins, I’d be curious to see how far $9.7 mil gets you if you were to, say, spend it on improving camp facilities and maybe, I don’t know, expanding capacity. Or maybe socked away to help with rebuilding once the war is over. I mean, I realize that, per our last Nobel Laureate in Chief, climate change is the most serious security threat facing the US today, but it just seems to me that worrying about the carbon footprint of civil war refugees is a pretty classic example of putting the cart before the horse.

      1. R C Dean

        I’d be curious how many “refugees” you could fly back to where they came from before they started down the Trail of Welfare Benefits.

    6. Suthenboy

      How long before the ‘refugees’ burn the plant down?

      1. Number.6

        I was wondering that myself, but decided to try and avoid being too pessimistic about the whole project.

        What would it cost to drop a couple thousand leaflets into the camp, saying the plant was built by Israelis?