JC, as a fellow Jew, I know exactly how you’re feeling. But never mind that, let’s shovel some links at these heathens who read their phones during church (I’m looking at YOU, Swiss!). OK, admittedly those ministers do tend to rattle on a bit when they sermonize, so I have some sympathy. Anyway, on to today’s news.

Item One: After eight years of Obama dropping bombs across the Middle East and Africa with no particular declaration of war, The Nation has suddenly determined that increasing the bomb total hitting Syria is an impeachable offense. What could have changed to make them realize this? It couldn’t be Team Blue hackery, could it? No, no, perish the thought! Must be a coincidence.

Item Two: The War On Black Hair continues. I think that after yesterday’s story and now this, we have seen the pattern for this week’s “outrage about nothing in particular, but we have to stay in practice.”

Item Three: After figuring out that Premium doesn’t make things run any better than Regular Unleaded, the Air Force is starting to convert to civilian fuel for its jets. The burning question is whether it can still melt steel beams.

Item Four: An AeroMexico jet hit a utility truck at LAX.  Apparently they were trying to avoid an Air China jet that was in the wrong lane. And it turns out the AeroMexico pilot had no insurance.

Items Five and Six: Recommended reading. And this may even be better than music.