ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

Hi there. I understand you are here to see a friend, a Mr. Zardoz, was it? Well, I am afraid we can’t do that just yet – but not to worry, he is getting the best of care here at Shady Acres Rehabilitation Ranch.  Oh, he did leave something for “his chosen ones.” That would be you, yes? Appears to be a set of links. Here you go:

  • ANOTHER REASON FOR BRUTALS TO AVOID CHIPOTLE.
  • SAUDI BRUTALS GONNA SAUDI.
  • ENGLISH BRUTALS HAD SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP TODAY.
  • UUUHHHH….DRUGZ!

I am sure Mr. Zardoz will be back in touch when he is at that stage of recovery. You all have a great, addiction free night!

Comments

435 responses to “ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS”

  1. You all have a great, addiction free night!

    How can a night be great and addiction-free?

    1. I am going to the tap room and get buzzed – but I am not an addict. I think that will be great.

    2. Hyperion

      I’m drinking this Russian Standard with Fever-Tree tonic water and Fentimans mandarin and seville orange jigger, mixed 1-1-1 2 oz of each. Not bad.

      1. egould310

        Sobieski and grapefruit juice, splash of Perrier lemon. Making steak and shrimp tacos. I’m culturally appropriating Polish and Mexican culture. I’m a real bastard.

        1. egould310

          Forgot to mention; I’m a standard issue white guy with Russian Jew and Irish heritage. Some of my family spent time in Canada before coming to the USA. So pretty much all I can eat and still be culturally sensitive is potatoes, cabbage and poutine. I guess vodka and whiskey are ok too?

          1. Hyperion

            I fried cod, boiled corn on the cob, and made black bean soup today. I don’t even know what that means culturally.

          2. egould310

            Cod, corn and black beans? You are culturally appropriating… Mexico! Tu es un cabeza de la mierde.

          3. Hyperion

            Well, I do love Mexican food and the spicier the better.

        2. Hyperion

          I think we’re culturally appropriating the age old war of who invented vodka, the Russians or Poles. I don’t think I’ve ever drank a Russian vodka that I don’t like. Obviously I’m in with Putin.

          1. DenverJ

            Of course it was the Poles, how is that even in dispute?

          2. thrakkorzog

            I think that if history has taught us anything, given anything in anyways fermentable, somebody will make booze out of it. Hell, probably the best argument early civilizations over hunter-gather tribes is that they had better booze.

          3. SQWRLZ

            Kimchi vodka?

          4. [retches]

          5. Pomp

            A Kimchi bloody Mary is a superior innovation in libation.

          6. thrakkorzog

            At some point, somebody looked at a pile of rice and said, “I want to get shitfaced from that pile of rice,” And thus Sake was born.

      2. Wouldn’t it be easier just to drink 5oz of Russian Standard? 🙂

        1. Hyperion

          I can 100% guarantee you that I’ve drank more than 5oz of Russian Standard today. I can now see Russia from my porch. Putin just called me to confirm that I’m voting for Trump next time.

      3. ooh, I just got some Fever Tree for gin and tonics.

        1. Hyperion

          I like the low calorie one. No nasty stuff, just fructose.

  2. John Quincy Addingmachine

    Black Mirror season 4 episode titles and directors revealed

    The question over who’s helming the season’s final episode ‘Black Museum’ is yet to be answered but Digital Spy reports that the story was inspired by magician Penn Jillette; it’ll feature three plot strands and be set in a remote Las Vegas museum.

    1. Rhywun

      Does being on Netflix mean Season 3+ will never appear on DVD? Because Netflix is never getting my money.

      1. John Quincy Addingmachine

        House of Cards is on DVD. I expect the same will soon be true for Black Mirror.

        By the way, why the animosity towards Netflix?

        1. Rhywun

          Because I already pay up the ass for cable – and no, I’m not going to “cut the cord”. I don’t need another goddamn subscription. Also, streaming is usually garbage and I want to own this particular show, not “rent” it.

          1. John Quincy Addingmachine

            Understood.

          2. John Quincy Addingmachine

            Actually, I just paid Amazon $40 for the complete set of The Thick of It DVDs. I understand completely.

          3. John Quincy Addingmachine

            Also, I now remember that my DVD player is non-functional.

          4. Rhywun

            D’oh. I just my first one last year – yeah. (I used to watch them on my computer.)

            And it’s all-region. Smart! The foreign disc are so much cheaper.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            Thank you! Didn’t realize those were available. Added to cart.

            I ripped all five series of Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister and keep them on my phone as my backup in a pinch need distraction videos.

          6. LT_Fish

            Not a bad price, but I think my UK dvds will hold up for the time being.

          7. John Quincy Addingmachine

            Everybody needs Peter Capaldi swearing at somebody as a pick-me-up to get them through the day.

          8. John Quincy Addingmachine

            This a universal truth, not a failed reply to anyone in particular.

          9. Rhywun

            I only know him from Doctor Who and I don’t know if I can take it any more. It’s so crap lately. A little swearing might make it better.

          10. John Quincy Addingmachine
          11. Rhywun

            Fucking LOL

          12. LT_Fish

            In the Loop. Nicely done spin-off.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Because Netflix is never getting my money.

        Not disagreeing after they gave Adam Sandler and Amy Schindler large sums of cash, but may I ask why?

        1. BakedPenguin

          Fuck. Refresh before posting. Refresh before posting.

  3. Hammercorps

    The doctor did not properly capitalize ZARDOZ’s name. I think STEVE SMITH needs to pay him a visit tonight.

    1. Man, you are harsh!

      1. Hammercorps

        ZARDOZ feeds our gun addiction here on Glibertarians, he deserves the proper respect.

        1. Wait… He supplies Vhyrus?!

    2. Hyperion

      Don’t be so harsh, the only reason to sic Steve Smith on ZARDOZ is if we don’t get Saturday Nite Links. Hey, I mean I know Steve Smith is overkill and all, but we Brutals don’t have any power, not even an edit feature.

      1. Hammercorps

        We need to sic STEVE SMITH on the doctor.

        Also, what does a Brutal have to do to get an edit button on here?

        1. Hyperion

          I don’t really know. Get invited to the cocktail parties?

          1. Hammercorps

            What, you want photographic proof of us ruffling Robby’s hair?

        2. John Titor

          Mankind does not have the power, nor the right, to sic STEVE SMITH on anyone. STEVE SMITH is the only one who gets to make that choice, for with great power comes great responsibility.

          1. WITH GREAT RAPE COMES GREAT… RAPING.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        BRUTAL EDIT

  4. ArchieBunker

    “This is all a game-changer for us in law enforcement,” Gahler said. “We are going to have to re-evaluate daily what we’re doing. We are feeling our way through this every single day .

    1. Stop snorting the evidence?

      1. End the War on Drugs so there won’t be any need to gather the evidence.

        1. Rhywun

          Now that’s just crazy-talk.

      2. thrakkorzog

        That would be easy if the the evidence didn’t smell so good.

        1. Does cocaine have an aroma? (I wouldn’t know; I’ve never been close to any so far as I know.)

          1. Rhywun

            Yes, and not a particularly pleasant one. Or so I’ve heard.

          2. egould310

            Oh, brother!

          3. Trigger Hippie

            Ammonia and freshly cut PVC piping.

            To this day if I step into a building under construction and they are cutting PVC the smell of it immediately makes me feel the need to take a shit.

          4. thrakkorzog

            And here I just thought my memory of it smelling like bathrooms was just because that was where we used to consume it.

          5. Trigger Hippie

            I don’t know about you or anyone else here but for me, when I did that crap years ago(7 plus years since my last time and never was a big fan of it. ‘Hey! My face is numb, I’ll feel a strong urge to do it again in 10 minutes, and I’ll be a borderline sociopath to ensure that I do so!’ Fuck that noise. But as soon as that first line or bump drained down my throat my ass gaped open like a vomiting baby’s mouth and emptied me to the point of dehydration.

            I guess it’s true when they say your sense of smell has a strong connection to memory.

          6. thrakkorzog

            That wasn’t an issue for me. It’s not uncommon for Coke to be cut with diuretics.

            OTOH, I can’t get through my morning smoke without my lower bowels issuing a veto and sending me running to the bathroom.

          7. mr simple

            Sounds like you had some bad stuff cut with baby laxatives and probably other stuff. I’ve only done it a handful of times, but it was good, pure stuff. I don’t remember a smell. The best was just doing a couple lines,hanging out with friends, a couple more, watching a ball game, probably talking too much, but then going home and sobering up for the night. No hangover or rough night. The worst was of course doing too much at a party and staying up all night and then feeling like shit for a couple days.

          8. Hyperion

            What’s a lot worse is the smell of water through freshly welded copper pipe.

    2. ArchieBunker

      I think this means they’re gonna stop cracking down and just let people have their oxycontins

  5. Hyperion

    Brutals were getting restless.

  6. Gilmore

    ANOTHER REASON FOR BRUTALS TO AVOID CHIPOTLE.

    Come for the botulism, stay for the hackers draining your bank account.

    1. Hyperion

      Aren’t they appropriating culture too? I mean botulism and E. coli are one thing… well actually two, but cultural appropriation? Close them down.

    2. Haybob

      People don’t realize how often credit card breaches occur, it only makes the news when the big guys get hit.

      1. Hyperion

        Maybe that’s why I get a new card several times a year.

        1. DenverJ

          No, it’s because you lose your card all the time when your drunk/high.

          1. Hyperion

            I’ve lost one card, ever. And then I found it later when cleaning my card.

          2. Hyperion

            “car” NO I AM NOT DRUNK!

          3. I am!

            *drops credit card*

        2. Haybob

          Ya not much you can do to stop that. Limiting web shopping to “trusted” names might help a little. Retail shopping can be just as risky as online, so those people that say ‘that’s why I don’t shop online”, aren’t doing anything to limit their risk. The biggest risk usually depends on where you live, some cities get hit more.

          1. robc

            Single use cc numbers. Some cards already offer this for online shopping. Not sure how to do it for b&m.

          2. peachy rex

            Cash?

  7. Gilmore

    Oops“?

    I think not.

    I will also do the right thing here and find photographic proof of this ‘failure’.

    1. Gilmore

      meh. girl aint got no ass. still, i appreciate legs.

      1. Hyperion

        I mean, she’s attractive, but her legs are too skinny. I can’t even really tell from those photos if she has any ass or not.

      2. Hammercorps

        Great legs.

      3. Festus

        That is a Goddess in spiked heels. I like them lithe and leggy, what can I say?

        1. Hammercorps

          This guy.

          This guy gets it.

      4. Heroic Mulatto

        She looks like a slutty Slenderman Halloween costume.

        1. Mike Schmidt

          I know right?! Hot as hell!

    2. Gilmore

      Double whoops! Apparently that was *last year’s* “unplanned wardrobe malfunction”.
      Here is this year’s “unplanned (no, seriously) wardrobe malfunction”

      i confess, i like the one without her face better. ugh, so male-gaze

      1. Rhywun

        You can’t not fall out of those dresses.

  8. John Titor

    Campaigners believe the country’s authorities may be emboldened after Donald Trump failed to bring up human rights on recent visit…

    …The decision comes after a recent visit by President Trump to the Gulf state, which is one of the world’s most prolific executioners and notorious for its human rights abuses. Previous administrations have raised the issue of rights with Saudi leaders,

    And that is why Saudi Arabia never executed or tortured anyone until Donald Trump was elected. Because previous Presidents said ‘human rights good’ with no consequences whatsoever to the regime while they, you know, funded,supplied and assisted it. That’s how incentives work.

    1. Hammercorps

      Curious which groups the campaigners belong to. UN maybe?

      1. John Titor

        Only one directly quoted is “Maya Foa, the director of Reprieve, a legal justice charity”.

        Also, oddly enough Barack Obama visited Saudi Arabia in January of 2015. The year they beheaded 151 people. The most people they’ve executed annually since the early 90s.

        TDS is one hell of a drug.

        1. Hyperion

          TDS is one hell of a drug.

          I’ve never seen one that makes people as crazy. PCP and bath salts pale in comparison.

    2. Hyperion

      What Trump said, that he wasn’t there to tell other people how to live, I mean for crickey fucking sake, I agree with that 100%. It’s their fucking shithole, if their people want to change it, they should do so, without our intervention. I thought that the ‘liberals’ agree with that? Oh, yeah, that’s right, there are no liberals, just leftist hacks who change their mind depending on who is POTUS.

    3. And if he does bring up human rights, they shriek the same way they did when he mentioned radicalism.

      1. Brochettaward

        Well, I mean, he is like Hitler. Does anyone really want to hear Hitler lecture about human rights, anyway?

  9. Hyperion

    Hey, brutals, question. Are any of you into cameras / photography? I want to buy my first DSLR camera and I’m trying to decide between a Nikon D5500 and D7200. I don’t have any older non AF lens that I can use, as I said this would be my first SLR camera, so that’s not a consideration. Low light is important to me, but I can’t budget for a really high end FX camera right now, so is there any reason to pay the extra money for the D7200?

    1. DenverJ

      Way way way back in the day (high school! The 80’s!), I knew a lot about photography. Did the dark room and everything. But, that was long before digital cameras, so my knowledge is useless.
      You’re welcome.

      1. Hyperion

        Crikey, Denver, I wasn’t asking for someone who once drove a model T to tell me which SUV to buy for 2018. But thanks, anyway.

        1. Suthenboy

          I am in the same boat. I bought a Canon Digital SLR but didn’t do much photography with it. My real cameras (film) and complete darkroom are in boxes in the attic. I cant help either.

          1. Hyperion

            I had a 35mm Minolta camera back in the 90s. Then came the digital cameras and everyone forgot about that. My wife’s Samsung G S7 takes pictures that are mind blowing compared to any camera from 20 years ago. I don’t even see how it’s possible with that teeny tiny lens, but it is.

      2. When you look back on all the crap you learned in high school, is it a wonder you can think at all?

        1. *narrows gaze*

        2. Hyperion

          If you took all the girls I knew
          When I was single
          And brought them all together
          for one night
          I know they’d never match
          my sweet imagination
          Everything looks worse
          in black and white

    2. John Quincy Addingmachine

      I bought a D40 ten years ago. It still works well in low light. In regular and bright light, too.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        D80. When my 1st was born. So almost 10 years ago.

        Still use it with the prime lens

        1. John Quincy Addingmachine

          I take 99% of my pictures with it.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      When I was monkeying around with cameras a couple of years ago, dpreview.com was pretty good for reviews. But I haven’t been following them for a while.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Lew Rockwell too.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeah, those are both great sites.

    4. Festus

      Wifey is a semi-professional photographer and just updated. She’s a Nikon girl, through and through.

      1. Hyperion

        What did she get? Any idea what she would recommend between D5500 and D7200?

        1. Festus

          D7100 w/ upgrades. It was a floor model, less than a thousand shots. Online sale and a steal. The old D she basically sold for parts to some Yahoo in Florida.

          1. Hyperion

            One of my friends has the D7100. I’m considering that also with how cheap you can get one now. I just don’t think I need a full frame, I don’t have any lens to pair it with.

          2. Festus

            It’s all fractals to me but she does weddings and such. She used to have a mid-format but we had to sell it off when the recession hit.

    5. AlmightyJB

      I’m on second Canon dslr and will probably be going to a full frame soon. First thing I learned about dslrs is how expensive nice lenses are. I would go with the cheaper model and put the extra money into a nice walk about lens. You’ll find you’ll be buying lenses that cost more than your camera. The article below talks about lack of high-speed sync for flash on the 5500 but I doubt that is going to be anything you’ll care about unless your going straight to professional wedding photography. What will you mostly be using it for?

      https://www.lightandmatter.org/2015/equipment-reviews/nikon-d5500-vs-d7200-which-should-you-buy/

      1. Hyperion

        Mostly scenery and landscapes. Although I would like to also get good shots indoors with low light, but no semi-pro wedding or anything like that. What I have found is the hardest thing to do with the $200-300 compact cameras I’ve owned for the last 10 years is that they absolutely suck in low light.

        As far as lens are concerned, like I said, I don’t know what advantage the built in AF motor of the D7200 does for me. I don’t have any old lens. What I was thinking is to buy the D5500 that is daily or not available on Amazon with a 18-55mm and 70-300mm lens for $600 and right off buy a high end low light lens to go with it.

        I’m just trying to figure out if there’s any advantage to buying the full frame D7200. I mean it’s still not an FX camera, which I cannot afford at the moment and want to get started in a new hobby with something I can buy for 1K or less.

        1. trshmnstr

          What I was thinking is to buy the D5500 that is daily or not available on Amazon with a 18-55mm and 70-300mm lens for $600 and right off buy a high end low light lens to go with it.

          We got that package, but with the D3200 as a wedding gift to ourselves. Low light performance is okay with the 18-55. Sometimes I feel like I’m compromising a bit too much on ISO or f-stop to get the shutter speed to a reasonable time in low light situations. I’ve found that any indoor photography with ambient natural light is fine. I know it doesn’t help with the body selection, but hopefully it makes you more comfortable about the lenses.

          1. Hyperion

            Have you shot any low light landscape outside? I know for sure you would do much better with a good low light lens. I’m assuming that the AF is good for shots in good light.

            BTW, like the new avatar.

          2. AlmightyJB

            Low light is always going to be challange for any camera no matter how much you spend on it. The only real cure is a good tripod honestly. The large aperature lenses will no doubt help some but then there goes your depth of field.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Or faster “film” speed (higher ISO number) but then you start getting graininess. Technically I guess that would be noise.

          4. Hyperion

            but then you start getting graininess

            Yep,

          5. trshmnstr

            Thanks! I like the new avatar much more than the commie one.

            I looked through my photos for a low light landscape, but don’t really have one to share. I tend to shoot during midday or indoors, so I don’t have a ton of experience with low light outdoors.

        2. AlmightyJB

          Yeah, if your not planning on buying used older lenses then your not going to care. Go with the cheaper camera. That is a nice camera. The new dslrs are really much better with nose reduction at higher iso’s and that is what is going to allow you to shoot much better in lower light. You’ll also want to get an external flash at some point there’s some more money for you to spend:) it can get expensive. You’ll be upgrading cameras in a few years anyways:)

          1. AlmightyJB

            Noise reduction

          2. Hyperion

            Well, once I learn on my first DSLR, I plan on upgrading to a FX camera. I don’t even see the point right now in spending thousands of dollars on something I have no idea how to really use. I have a friend who has a D7100 and some of the pictures he’s showed me he took with that camera are fuckballz amazing. But he’s been doing this for years and he has a lot of expensive lens. Haven’t seen him for a while and want to look him up to ask these questions. He used to always ask me if I’d bought a camera yet so we can go out and shoot some stuff together, offered to give me some tips, but I think he gave up on me getting a camera.

            Also have my son-in-law who just bought a 6K DSLR and has all sorts of high end glass and other cameras. But it’s not like I can go out and shoot with him since he lives 5000 miles away.

            Thanks, JB, really appreciate your help.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Anytime:) When I got my first canon I bought a 17-40 and a 70-200 along with a 1.4x extender. Both nice canon L lenses and I gotton a lot of great shots from both. But just out running around I really got tired of changing lenses because one didn’t teach out far enough and the other wasn’t wide enough. Ended up buying a 18-135 last year which is really nice to have as a walk about lens even though it’s not an L. I bought it knowing it won’t work in my fill frame when I get it but I’ll just keep it with the old camera as a back up or a gift. My other lenses will work on the full frame. You might look at something like this below. Won’t work on your fx when you eventually get it but will give you that nice range for a walkabout.

            http://www.kenrockwell.com/nikon/18-140mm.htm

    6. AlmightyJB

      BTW, I highly recommend this book for budding photographers.

      https://www.amazon.com/dp/1607748509/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ahIkzb0DN054A

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I have a couple of the author’s Understanding books. Also highly recommend!

    7. Mr Lizard

      As part of the process of infiltrating your species I have gained employment at one of your power plants. I have become quite adept at photographing components from a distance utilizing a flashlight and a Nikon Coolpix 520(?) (if I recall correctly)

      Anyways it managed low level shots quite well on Auto mode. Experimenting with the ‘night landscape’ mode sometimes produced better results. However you have to hold the camera very still.

      If either model you are thinking about is superior to the 520 then I recommend the cheaper one. Or get the 520 (or its equivalent) The 520 has served me quite well and it is shockingly durable if that is important. I think it costs around $400-500

      1. Hyperion

        I have a slightly older Coolpix model, and it does really well in good light, sucks in low light. But I’m looking for an DSLR now.

    8. Playa Manhattan

      What are you trying to shoot?

      It matters.

      My parents took an Antarctic cruise when they retired. My dad got a 400mm lens for shooting penguins. Hasn’t used it since.

      1. Hyperion

        Like I said, mostly outdoors and landscapes, but low light is what I’m really looking to improve on over my current non-SLR cameras. So I’m thinking to get a good entry level DSLR and a very good low light lens. I’ve got my choice down to the D5500 or D7200. The D7200 is more expensive and I don’t have any lens so I don’t know that the built in AF motor is a feature I need.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Here’s a great little free tutorial on exposure. Good little standard photographer tips as well.

          http://www.fredparker.com/ultexp1.htm

          1. Hyperion

            Thanks again, kind sir. I’m just starting to learn the basics that you can learn without actually having the camera in your hands…

      1. Festus

        I would be but there’s this piece of paper that says that I can’t be within 500 yards of high schools or stockyards.

        1. Moo, moo,
          I love you,
          I know you’re a cow
          but anything will do.

          Oooh wheee,
          can’t you see
          I wanna make love to you!

    1. egould310

      RIP dude. Not really an Allman Bros fan, but I am an American. When their tunes come on the car radio, I’m singing along.

      I’ll take a great big vodka to ya anyway.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Man that sucks.

    3. Hyperion

      Anyone remember Richard Betts? They called him ‘Dickey’?

    4. Hyperion

      I’m no angel

      That’s some snowflake triggerin shit there, is what it is.

  10. DenverJ

    1. I like how Saudi Arabian civil rights abuses are Trump’s fault.
    2. $5k for 100 sets of coveralls, shoe covers, and nitrile gloves. Lol, could pick that up at Home Depot for less than $150. I’m in the wrong line of work; I should supply stuff to the government.
    3. Why the hell is Google showing me so many ads for feminine hygiene products? Is it that time of the month already?

    1. Festus

      It means that your wife has meddling with your search history and you will be walking on eggshells for the foreseeable future.

      1. DenverJ

        Yeah, that would be quite the trick, she’s been dead almost three years. It’s really weird. Probably one of the links you reprobates posted made Google think I’m female. Prolly is cause of thicc Thursday; only women think women look good fat.

        1. Festus

          JESUS CHRIST DUDE! I was just making a funny. I’m so sorry to hear about that. If my wifey died I’d probably curl up in a ball someplace and stop taking fluids.

          1. DenverJ

            Yeah, it was pretty rough. Not something I’d wish on my worst enemy. Time… has made the pain less immediate, less sharp, but deeper, if that makes any sense.
            I know you didn’t know, bro, don’t sweat it.

          2. DenverJ

            Also, the Commentariat at the other place, most of the good ones who have moved here, were a lifeline to me during a very dark time. The people here are absolutely the best.

          3. Festus

            Slate had a pretty good mix before the Trumpocalypse. Funny but pointy. I only visit there to drop a turd now an again.

          4. Wait…you talkin’ ’bout us?!

            Anything we can do – well, aside from money that is…

  11. Pat

    Florida joins other states in ending ‘tampon tax’

    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida will eliminate taxes charged on tampons under a measure signed into law by Gov. Rick Scott.

    Scott on Thursday approved a bill that would make feminine hygiene products such as tampons and menstrual pads tax-exempt starting next January.

    1. Rhywun

      How about eliminating taxes on products *I* depend on, like vodka and cigarettes?

      1. You can soak the tax-free tampons in vodka and stick them in the bodily orifice of your choice!

        1. Gustave Lytton

          +1 chicken tax

      2. thrakkorzog

        If it weren’t for the Blue Laws it would be anarchy out there.

    2. Festus

      Does that mean that we don’t have buy them anymore? Asking for a Cuck…

  12. Pat

    Marine officers are drugged, robbed after Bogotá pub crawl and could face charges

    Three married U.S. Marine officers have found themselves under investigation for a night in February that went off the rails in Bogotá, involving allegations they went drinking with some local women, were slipped illicit drugs, robbed of U.S. property and landed in a local hospital emergency room.

    1. They learned it by watching the Secret Service!

    2. SQWRLZ

      Man, Bogota’s gotta be our next vaycay target! Sounds exciting.

  13. Pat

    Far Cry 5 artwork introduces us to a religious cult

    Far Cry 5 will tell the story of a militant Christian cult, if a piece of artwork released today by publisher Ubisoft is any indication.

    Topical.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I have high hopes. Nothing wrong with poking some fun at American evangelicals. Just don’t be a total fucking dick about it.

      1. Hammercorps

        I had some hopes until the reveal trailer. It looks like Ubisoft’s back to their generic open-worlds again.

        Points for this though.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Much as I loved JC3, fuck these open worlds. Doom 2016 was the incredible thing it was because it wasn’t some open world bullshit, it went back to what makes shooters good. JC3 gets a pass because there’s a phenomenal interrelation between the infinite parachute, the grappling hook, and the wingsuit. It’s all about open-world traversal. But I played some of Wildlands beta, and it’s a crime against the Tom Clancy franchise.

          1. Hammercorps

            I can take a few open-worlds, if they’re like The Witcher 3. Which makes…… Horizon, I guess? Which is out for me as I don’t have a PS4. Other than that, it’s rare that I make it through an open-world game anymore.

            Although, admittedly, Prey was fucking incredible.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Lookit Mr. Fancypants here, buys Prey when it’s just out.

            FO4 was everything I wanted. Get nostalgic thinking about it.

          3. Hammercorps

            I couldn’t pass up a 20% discount! Arkane always does this to me! Nevermind that I’ll have to spend the rest of the month eating Ramen Noodles….

            Actually, if you’re a PC person, it’s already been cracked and is available for download.

          4. John Titor

            if they’re like The Witcher 3

            So made by a company with actual passion and borderline obsession with quality and improvement.

            Which is not Ubisoft, the company that will probably drive Far Cry into the same hole they drove Assassin’s Creed into eventually.

          5. Hammercorps

            I mean more in the structure of their open-world. IE, quests that rely on story and interesting characters instead of ticking items off a checklist and conquering territories.

            Open-world RPGs are moving more towards that, people are noticing how successful Witcher 3 and Horizon have been.

          6. John Titor

            Ubisoft loves their checklists and stagnant design philosophy though. Primal was an interesting concept that was completely obliterated because it had to kowtow to the pre-existing gameplay structure.

            It says a lot that Blood Dragon is still the best thing they’ve produced, Far Cry wise, in years.

          7. Hammercorps

            I keep crossing my fingers that the strong possibility of a Vivendi buyout could do good things though.

        2. John Titor

          Meh, 8/10 for badass priest, still doesn’t touch the classic.

    2. John Titor

      Outlast 2 also rolled with the militant Christian cult, but cranked it up to 11 with them being fucked up hillbilly cannibals in the middle of the desert. At that point it’s basically past ‘political message’ just plan ‘grindhouse’.

      1. Hammercorps

        Didn’t it also fall back on a mind-control device or something dumb like that?

        1. John Titor

          Probably, the first one did so. Useful for avoiding the “you’re demonizing the mentally ill” crowd.

  14. Suthenboy

    ““Today’s judgment shows that, by failing to raise human rights abuses in Saudi Arabia, President Trump has emboldened the Kingdom to continue the torture and execution of protesters. ”

    Of course it is Trump’s fault. Whose else could it be?

    1. Festus

      President Trump did threaten to make the sun rise in the West so anything is possible at this juncture.

  15. Suthenboy

    I am calling bullshit on the drug story. Pure bullshit.

    1. Rhywun

      Me too.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Even if it wasn’t I would feel zero pity for them. They could just leave people the f alone.

  16. one true athena

    ooh! local news segment on “How climate change is affecting your sleep!!” betcha didn’t now it’s already happening, y’all, that nasty Climate Change ™ is making the SUN BRIGHTER. or higher or less clouds, or some b.s. I don’t know, I didn’t actually watch the segment. But I do know It’s TOTALLY REAL AND ON THE NEWS that your sleeping is Ruined by Climate Change. Ruined! MIT says so! It’s Science!

    oh, and Donnie Two-Scoops’ budget is going to kill the Earthquake Early Warning system, where they get to spend millions and millions of dollars for two seconds of warning.

    1. Rhywun

      As bad as the national news is, the local news is even more insufferable lately.

      1. DenverJ

        Local news was always worse. The networks and wire services are very biased and have trouble understanding complex issues, anyways. Then you get talking heads too stupid to even get network jobs who attempt to take the already misunderstood and biased network stories and try to report on that. You end up with complete gibberish about anything not related to high school sports scores.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Even the local HS sports segments are horrible. Close in herky jerky wobblecam trying to give the viewer motion sickness. Actually all sports coverage seems to be like that these days. Which is insane. It’s HD. Zoom out and show the entire court/field and let me follow the action rather than zoomed shots followed by close ups of whoever scored. All with endless quick cuts between cameras. Ugh.

    2. Pat

      It’s because climate change is forcing cities to switch over to LED street lamps for carbon savings, and LED street lamps cause insomnia.

      1. Rhywun

        I always hated the yellow lamps – I like the new white ones. They did have to tone them down around here… at first it was like having a small star shining outside your window – and I’m on the 6th floor.

      2. Hyperion

        I love LEDs. Replaced every bulb on my property with them and just replace all of my bulbs in my city office with them.

      3. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        What is with all these LED lovers? They give me a horrible headache. When I’m driving down a dark street that’s lit up with those things I start to feel dizzy and sort of disoriented. I do not like them, Sam I Am.

        1. Festus

          I felt the same about the high pressure sodium ones back in the 70’s.

      4. mr simple

        Getting a sleep mask was the best decision I made for my sleep. I got a nice silk one with flaps to block the gaps around the nose and now it won’t disturb me if someone shines an LED flashlight at my face.

        1. Hyperion

          I don’t even know how that works. When I was a wee lad from my earliest memories, they put a night light in the hallway, I guess so that I could get up and go the bathroom without breaking my face or being attacked without warning by various critters of the night. Today, I leave the hallway bathroom lights all night so that we can get up without getting broken faces or getting ambushed by monsters. This in no way keeps me from sleeping. In fact, if the lights were all off I would wake up immediately and seek out monsters to kill.

          1. LT_Fish

            Got a nice bathroom night light that’s light activated – if the little sensor senses low-light it turns itself on (and also you can aim it at the floor or whatever). 2 pk for $10 at BBB.

  17. straffinrun

    Don’t you people drink?!

    1. Festus

      Ask a silly question…

      1. straffinrun

        Found a cool coffee shop downtown. Business district so it’s empty on Sunday. Toast, eggs and coffee for two MFing bucks. Free WiFi and I’m getting paid to boot because I’m on call. Schwiiing.

        1. robc

          You get paid while oncall?

          1. straffinrun

            Wouldn’t do it otherwise. Some people don’t?

          2. commodious spittoon

            Being on call is like interning. You should be thrilled to be there at all.

          3. Rhywun

            Some people don’t?

            How long have you been away from the US…?

          4. straffinrun

            Too long, it seems. Economy has changed, eh?

          5. robc

            I’m salaried. One week in 6 I am on call, average 2 calls per week, zero last week.

    2. Hyperion

      What? You’re asking this question on Glibs?

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Drinking right now. Wife is picking me up tonight so I don’t have to cut myself off early.

      1. straffinrun

        That’s a good way to keep your wandering eyes focused. Smart wife.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          That she is. Other than marrying me. Although there really isn’t much place for the eyes to wander to at 30,000ft.

          Thanks everyone for the entertainment so far tonight! Made the flight speed by. Well, the drinks did too.

          1. egould310

            Safe travels!

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Thanks! Almost over. Then I can put the three pounds of frozen BBQ, two pounds of sausage, and 24 red dogs away in the fridge and ditch the 14 pounds of ice I’ve been lugging around all afternoon. Got flagged at the x-ray machine (as expected) and actually had a pleasant experience with the TSA guy who swabbed the bag for explosive residue.

    4. YES. YES I DO!

  18. Slammer

    Spending my Saturday night watching Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Insect Warfare, and Morbid Angel

    1. Slammer

      Drinking Jack on rocks

      1. Hyperion

        I used to love that stuff with coke. Always liked the sour mash flavor. One of my favs was Ezra Brooks.

      2. straffinrun

        Now that is how you do a Saturday night.

        1. Festus

          “Coke?” (ears perk up, tail wags) Two week hangovers are just not worth it no more…

          1. commodious spittoon

            Christ, that’s what happens?

            Happy I’ve stuck to booze and the very occasional bowl, then.

          2. Festus

            Your brain doesn’t feel the vodka but your liver is tallying the damage. It’s like when you’re at at cook-out and the wife gives you “The Look”.

          3. commodious spittoon

            But I’ve no wife… so all the booze I take… is a freebie.

      3. Haybob

        If I go whiskey I prefer Woodford on the rocks.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I have an unopened bottle of that in the next room.

        2. Mike Schmidt

          I’ve gotten into High West rye’s. Double Rye is excellent and Rendezvous Rye is amazingly smooth.

        3. Slammer

          Maker’s Mark is my fave. Bulleit is very good. For best taste for the price Evan Williams black

          1. AlmightyJB

            Have you had the 46? Very smooth.

          2. robc

            Best for price is Evan Williams single barrel.

            Makers is my pivot bourbon. Cheaper is mixers. More expensive is sippers. Makers can go either way.

          3. robc

            Back when i kept a good variety around, makers was cheapest in my cabinet, in case anyone wanted to mix.

          4. mr simple

            I’ve been drinking Evan Williams small batch as my every day bourbon. It’s definitely the best for the money in my Brooklyn (read: everything is overpriced) neighborhood. My cousin got me a bottle of Bulleit 10 year that I’m eager to open.

    2. egould310

      ??????

    3. BakedPenguin

      No Blitzkreig?

      I used to have that fucking EP, Godammit. Probably worth a few hundy today. FO, Metallica.

  19. Charlie Witherspoon

    Hello, I’m new (as you can probably tell). I lurked at the other site before things became…. strange. I know some of you work in accounting type jobs and was wondering if you had any opinions on where an accounting student studying to be a CMA would go after school for the best opportunities. I’m stuck in upstate NY right now and I promised myself I’d get out as soon as I can.

    1. Hyperion

      Hi, welcome. I can’t help you with the accounting advice though, I’m a software engineer and IT consultant. Probably someone here can though. Why are you looking to get out of upstate NY? Just curious.

      1. Rhywun

        Just curious.

        Me too. I’m from Rochester myself.

        1. commodious spittoon

          So is that pronounced Roster or Rochester

          1. Rhywun

            Rah-ch’ster

          2. Rhywun

            Where the “ah” is quite unlike anything in normal American.

          3. Charlie Witherspoon

            I’m attending school near Buffalo, but am originally from the Rochester area. I want to get out of upstate NY because my plan is to someday own a business and NY sure isn’t the place to do it. The accounting is a way to build capital in the meantime.

          4. Rhywun

            Yeah I can understand that. I’m a worker bee myself so NYC suits me well enough.

          5. Hyperion

            I want to get out of upstate NY because my plan is to someday own a business and NY sure isn’t the place to do it.

            Ok, so that leaves a lot of unanswered questions. Obviously, if you want a business friendly environment and do not have the connections and money to get on the crony train, what do you consider important? You need to move to a red state, no doubt.

          6. Charlie Witherspoon

            I used to work in the bar industry and have some basic knowledge of the real estate industry. The bar idea is more of a retirement goal though.

          7. BakedPenguin

            What’s your GMAT score?

          8. BakedPenguin

            These are considered the best these schools, although fuck Harvard.

          9. BakedPenguin

            I speak Engrish goodly

          10. commodious spittoon

            I don’t know if my mouth can do that.

          11. DenverJ

            That’s what she said.

          12. commodious spittoon

            She’d have if I hadn’t strangled her with my cock.

            Apropos of that cock strangling story out of I want to say Florida, because why not.

      2. Hammercorps

        Curious, what does IT Consulting entail? Planning to get an IT degree mixed with Business, would it be of any help in that field?

    2. commodious spittoon

      You sound like a Milford man. Except you’re failing terribly at it.

      1. Festus

        That sounds like something that a Shelbyville Man would say. Burn him!

      2. Charlie Witherspoon

        I had to look up the reference and you are correct in every way.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Welcome, I hope, to the best tv show you could ever hope to watch again and again. It’s worth it.

          1. thrakkorzog

            Meh, the fourth season was pretty hit or miss.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Agreed. The first three seasons… sublime.

    3. John Quincy Addingmachine

      Where in Upstate?

    4. Pat

      You’re already in New York, any reason you wouldn’t head for NYC?

      1. Charlie Witherspoon

        I went to NYC once. It was enough.

        1. Pat

          Understandable. Consistently the #1 city for accountants and other financial professionals though.

          Might want to peruse this list and see if there’s anything on there that grabs you. Pretty much any metro area with above-average growth and an established economic base is perennially in need of accounting professionals.

          1. Charlie Witherspoon

            Thank you for the list. I am strangely drawn to San Francisco even though I repulsed by the idea of California.

          2. Rhywun

            Don’t do it. It’s everything you probably don’t like about NYC with the worst of California on top of that.

          3. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            Seconding this. I haven’t been to New York but I grew up near San Francisco and I would not advise anyone ever go there voluntarily.

    5. Haybob

      Not an accountant but read an article a while back that Denver is a great city for accountants thanks to their booming tech industry.

      1. straffinrun

        From the posters here living in Denver, it sounds like the city has become infested with SJWs.

        1. Haybob

          I was thinking along the lines of job availability not “proggyness”. With other states legalizing marijuana hopefully it cuts down on the SJW migration. There is still a large Libertarian following in Colorado.

          1. straffinrun

            From your lips to God’s ears. Living around decent people often doesn’t factor in people’s decision if the pay and/or the job is good. Seems like I’ve spent most of my life trying to get away from toxic people. Seen too many people reduced to the “Get off my lawn!” types.

          2. Rhywun

            I was thinking the other day about how much I hated SF versus how I am OK with NYC. The politics are similar. But the people are quite different. Of course there are a lot of toxic people in NYC but I find it easy to avoid them unlike in SF.

          3. straffinrun

            Avoiding toxic people is one thing, but imagine how many good people you haven’t met because they aren’t around. You can go online, but coming across random people that are doing awesome things is such a treat.

          4. DenverJ

            Meh. It’s hit or miss. Aurora, CO is pretty liberal. Lakewood is pretty conservative, which means hidden Libertarians. Denver itself? Well, Lakewood is on the west side and Aurora on the east, so going west to east gets less Libertarian.
            Hickenlooper was a Democrat mayor (i know, technically Denver city doesn’t do partisan elections), and is now Governor.
            But yeah, legal weed, and from my observation, it appears that all speed limit laws have been revoked.

          5. straffinrun

            Dated a girl from a rich family that lived in Cherry Hills(?). Wellesley chick. Went to a dinner party at their house one night and that smarmy congresslady Schroeder was there. The mom was shocked that her precious liberal daughter was dating this Caddie driving stoner. I intentionally gave vague answers as to what business I was in, which freaked the mom out more. The dad just sat there like Hank Reardon at dinner with his brother in law. The sheer condescension coming from the rest of the people there was intolerable.

          6. DenverJ

            Yes Cherry hills, Cherry Creek, any place Cherry, is full of smug people who have large amounts of money due to no discernable reason.

          7. straffinrun

            I wonder how many people there are like that chick’s dad. It really was that scene from Atlas Shrugged. Obviously, he was sharp as a knife, but he just sat there as the leeches around him spewed BS. We all bite our tongues at times, but being surrounded by batshit crazy people every time you go home must be like hell.

          8. DenverJ

            Then maybe he shouldn’t have married the good looking but batshit crazy liberal. Fuck those people. I have worked in enough of their homes to realize what hypocritical asshats they truly are.
            Got a lecture from one guy about saving the planet, blah blah blah, went downstairs and every light was on, TVs were on in empty rooms, and AC was on at the same time that the heater was on.

      2. Festus

        Ottawa was a great place for accountants until the great purge of 2015 wherein we elected God-King Yoga Pants and all the dweebs had to put their slide rulers into pocket protectors and stumble on home with spontaineous nosebleeds.

      3. Charlie Witherspoon

        I have a friend in Boulder so its on the list of possibilities.

        1. DenverJ

          The People’s Republic of Boulder is no place for a libertarian.

          1. Hammercorps

            Some relatives of mine live in Boulder, they’re ultra-conservatives and as such, constantly have entertaining (and depressing) stories to tell about the town.

          2. DOOMco

            It’s not that bad.

    6. AlmightyJB

      Dude, you’re an accountant. You can go anywhere you want. You looking to get into FP&A?

      1. Charlie Witherspoon

        I just got a scholarship to cover review materials to pass the CMA exams so that’s what I’ll be moving toward.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I did FP&A for about 15-16 years. Budgeting, reporting, NPV’s, etc. Served me well. You can learn about about the business, get a lot of good exposure, and make a lot of good connections doing budgeting. Gets old though. I enjoyed reporting which also can get you pretty good exposure.

    7. Pomp

      Welcome, Tulpa.

      1. Charlie Witherspoon

        I should have know I’d be outed so quickly.

      2. straffinrun

        And you could be right… Goddamn that fucking guy is a loser. *Not you, Charlie.*

      3. egould310

        Bo Cara, CPA 😛

        1. Hyperion

          OMG fuckin gawd!

        2. trshmnstr

          Where’s the cat ass when we need it?!?!

          1. Hyperion

            Cat Ass is not for Tulpa or Botard, that’s when we evoke the ‘skinned alive and hung out to dry’ rule.

          2. commodious spittoon

            I’ve been hanging out around here since like a week after the site was formed and I’m still not clear on the catbutt thing.

          3. Hyperion

            Shreek, AKA Palin’s Buttplug got banned here very shortly after his first post. Being as he’s such a lame troll, almost everyone knew it was him after a few posts. He posted this stupid picture of a cat with it’s ahole showing and was saying some stupid shit like ‘look at me, look at me!’. You know, I mean the type of stupid shit you would expect shreeky to post. And then he got banned, most deservedly, and the term ‘Cat Assed’ was invented.

          4. commodious spittoon

            Thank you.

          5. John Titor

            No, catbutting punishment for being a stupid troll. If you’re being a cunt your comment gets nuked with a catbutt picture by one of the mods. It’s basically to infer you’re making an ass of yourself.

          6. commodious spittoon

            Does the same go for making an ass of myself? Because I’ve made an ass of myself recently and I’d appreciate seeing the evidence catbutted out of existence.

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            I take bitcoin for catasses.

          8. John Titor

            Making an ass of yourself is somewhat expected in Glibertarian circles. Being a cunt, however, is a case of multiple incidents where you have, in fact, proven yourself to be a fookin’ cunt.

          9. egould310

            Re: Commodius making an ass of himself; don’t sweat it bro. We’re all friends here. Ass away!

            Ah fuckit may as well add a link to some stupid music.

            The Pretty Things https://youtu.be/JRMEpw0rRiQ

  20. Slammer

    *pushes Zardoz into moshpit*

    1. Festus

      Zardoz erupts from the melee, barfing fresh guns and quips.

  21. Haybob

    http://www.10news.com/news/family-about-to-close-escrow-someone-else-moves-in

    Why does anyone want to live in California any more.

    1. Charlie Witherspoon

      I guess California isn’t going to top my list of places to live anytime soon.

      1. Haybob

        Unless you wanna be a squatter then it’s a great rent free state.

        1. Charlie Witherspoon

          I used to work summers in apartments as a painter and the whole squatter’s rights propaganda really rubs me the wrong way.

      2. KSuellington

        I once handed over a bank’s 22k check to a toothless, young Guatemalan woman who was squatting in a property here in SF. The real estate agent didn’t speak Spanish and I do, so she wanted me to have her sign for it. I pictured a small Central American village having the fiesta of the decade later that week as the Western Union came in.

    2. Hyperion

      It’s always sunny?

      1. Haybob

        Always sunny is nice… until they figure out a way to tax your sun consumption.

        1. Hyperion

          Moonbeam is working on it. It’s not the right thing to do economically, but it feelz good!

          1. Festus

            There’ll be a “Hotness factor” cooked into bill. Attractive people will be taxed on a sliding scale, commensurate with employment history but off-set by the “cat-call” margin.

      2. DenverJ

        Not as sunny as here. We actually get more sunny days than Florida. And no rainy season like SoCal.

    3. egould310

      Fresh air. Sunshine. Beaches. Deserts. Mountains. Bikini girls. The weather is amazing. Decent job prospects. Girls at bars wearing bikinis. Girls on the bike path in bikinis and rollerblades. General laid back attitudes. Despite the dumbfuckery exhibited in Sacto and our reps in DC, it’s pretty fucking nice.

      I get nostalgic for Indianapolis and Cleveland, but there is just no way I could move there. California is special. SoCal.

      The wife and I are looking at Seattle though. Mountains and ocean is intriguing.

      1. DenverJ

        Two of my little brother’s and their wives lived there. Their biggest complaint was the constant rain.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeah, I love the area. It’s beautiful. Wouldn’t want to live there though.

        2. LT_Fish

          Technically you get more rain (inches) in NC/VA than Seattle. It’s just a constant drizzle for long periods of time. We had 100+ days of straight sun and no rain (at least in Everett) the summer/early fall of 2012.

          I love the area, but I’m actually thinking about looking for something more on the E. side of the Cascades or the Olympic Peninsula (Port Angeles) would be nice, if I could find something long term and stable. The shipyards are definitely going to be hiring up soon, but I need to work on my skillz.

          1. LT_Fish

            May actually try and get a full time Air National Guard position next.

      2. Pat

        The wife and I are looking at Seattle though.

        The city government is completely off the rails and the real estate is ridiculous, but compared to SoCal probably not that bad. No state income tax, which will probably offset any differences in housing and cost of living. If you don’t mind San Francisco you won’t mind Seattle. Seattle is like the younger sibling who dresses, acts and talks like the older sibling to try to fit in. The older sibling being SF.

        1. LT_Fish

          But Seattle traffic/parking REALLY SUCKS. Know what you’re getting into.

  22. KSuellington

    If any of y’all are into classic cars , the pre Indy car auction going on on NBCSN right now is friggin amazing. What gorgeous vehicles.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      no one cares about Auto racing around here, bunch of Soccer Fags actually, I’m getting up at 4:30 for Monaco, then Big Breakfast for Indy, then beer and a roast for the 600,
      And ten thousandTorpedos

      1. KSuellington

        I recommended it here the other day, but if you have never seen the documentary, Senna, go check it out. Excellent, and has a ton of classic F1 footage. I will also have on Monaco for breakfast tomorrow morn.

      2. SimonD

        It sounds good, but expect a lot of downtime. There is a 90% chance of thunderstorms here in Indy tomorrow (with so much potential rain there’s a flood watch).

  23. __Warren__

    Just sitting here watching Family Feud and due to one of the questions I had to ask myself: “Is there any amount of playing with a monkey or ape that would get a woman to sleep with you?”

    1. John Quincy Addingmachine

      Many men say “Survey says!” when they cum. It’s natural. Most of them are unemployed census workers, reliving the good times when they were making $12 an hour.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just gotta ask…what is your avatar exactly?

      1. __Warren__

        Available for the right price!

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I guess I’m just going to have to go with thumbnail smashed by a hammer.

          1. egould310

            Double glazed chocolate/blueberry filled donut.

    3. straffinrun

      Tell me you’re not gambling tonight.

      1. __Warren__

        Not tonight.

  24. AlmightyJB

    I’m guessing the real number is closer to 23.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2017/05/27/23000-jihadists-living-britain/

  25. DenverJ

    Over at the other place, the last post was at 2:35 EST. There are 17 comments.
    You guys broke Reason, you know.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I think they got exactly what they wanted and now all they have to do is attract disgruntled lefties. Good fucking luck with that.

      1. DenverJ

        Well, when you claim to be a libertarian publication, then publish pure socialist BS, it’s not that strange that actual libertarians go elsewhere.
        Thanks again for all the hard work, glibs. My offer to provide free and inadequate search engine optimization stands.

        1. The Zenome Project

          Very happy I found you guys again. After all of the Reason commenters ran away, I was biding my time debating all of the blind military hawks and Israel SJWs on Shapiro’s Daily Wire. When I peeked through the AM links I found where all of you guys ran to, and couldn’t be happier.

          1. Hyperion

            Yeah, it’s like TSTSNBN with real libertarians and no TDS. From what I’ve noted lately, we’re getting about 10x the amount of comments daily.

        2. John Titor

          I firmly believe that no libertarian publication or institution that is centered in DC will remain sufficiently libertarian for long.

          Now, put that shit in Montana or Kansas and you’re good.

          1. The Zenome Project

            The Mises Institute had the right idea by placing their base in Alabama. No danger of cocktail parties there!

    2. Hammercorps

      Maybe we ought to all go back and post for next April Fools.

    3. AlmightyJB

      At least Postrel’s finally happy.

      1. Hyperion

        Wut? uhhh, I was almost asleep… Postrel… OH, THE ICE QUEEN! GLIBERTARIANS ASSEMBLE!

      2. JD

        Plus, here we can talk about LUCY.

    4. The Zenome Project

      Well, we constantly complained that Reason didn’t market to the yokels that were actually reading their articles and were chasing non-existent millennial leftist converts. Guess what, adapt to your actual demographic or slowly die off into irrelevance: the beauty of free market capitalism.

      1. straffinrun

        I’m not even a Yokel, technically, but found them to be intentionally pushing away potential allies because they’d didn’t like the feelies they gave off.

        1. John Titor

          I sit on the great fence in the middle, and my beef with Reason is just as much about quality control as it is ideological shift. That magazine has gotten stupid. The writing quality alone thanks to people like Soave and Dalmia has dropped to high school freshman.

          1. Rhywun

            I still say the magazine is good. The website… not so much.

          2. John Titor

            That’s a fair correction. The magazine is a lot better than the website.

          3. Mike Schmidt

            And the blame for that has to go to KMW, right? The web-site is her baby isn’t it?

          4. John Titor

            Gillespie is editor for HitandRun, KMW is mainly website I believe.

            This was really a long standing and slow problem, Trump just accelerated the process.

          5. Rhywun

            No, she runs the magazine. I think Gillespie runs the website? Not sure.

          6. The Zenome Project

            John Titor – It seemed like the problems really started with their over-defense of some of Obama’s policies, in their wishful thinking that it came from any sort of libertarian principle. The rise of Trump made their virtue signaling 100x worse, but it was there for some time.

          7. BakedPenguin

            Rhywun is right. KMW has the dead tree edition. Gillespie the website.

          8. John Titor

            Rhywun is correct, I fucked up and meant that KMW is mainly magazine. She’s not bad, her robot fetish notwithstanding.

            @Zenome I only got into Reason halfway through the Obama administration, but they definitely had the appearance of soft-pedaling their criticism. I’ve said it multiple times, but I would have zero problems if they held all politicians to the nonsensical standard they hold Trump. The problem is they don’t, and their bias becomes apparent as a result.

          9. Mike Schmidt

            Ah, yes. I had it backwards.

            I only discovered Reason during last year’s election, so I don’t know what the website was like before TDS.

            Actually the election is what pushed me over the edge from former SoCon to libertarian. That and my brother (a mostly lurker here). First the commentartiat, and now Glibs has really helped me through my “awakening.

          10. straffinrun

            Left/Right Dem/Rep AltRight/AltLeft. Who gives a shit? It’s always been a battle between those who want more liberty and those who want to take it away. All I want from a libertarian site is they side with the more liberty position in any debate. We’re so far away from the potential danger of having too much liberty that it’s asinine to be tone policing at this point. Mix in some ludricrous strategy to get more people in the tent and you wind up with the hot mess they’ve created.

        2. The Zenome Project

          I consider myself more of a right-leaning “Freedom Caucus” libertarian than a straight libertarian (I lean pro-life on abortion), but indeed I agree with you. Every conservative that I’ve met loves libertarians (or at least are so much more willing to talk politics with you than the average leftist). It just seems so stupid to ignore those folks, they’re the most ripe sections of the population to take on libertarian ideas.

          1. Hammercorps

            At the risk of starting a massive argument, isn’t abortion not a settled issue in the libertarian movement? Or at least the LP?

          2. straffinrun

            No and Yes.

          3. Pat

            The LP’s position is pro-choice/pro-abortion, in the sense that it rejects any government restraint on the practice.

            1.5 Abortion

            Recognizing that abortion is a sensitive issue and that people can hold good-faith views on all sides, we believe that government should be kept out of the matter, leaving the question to each person for their conscientious consideration.

          4. Hammercorps

            Ah, good to know. Seems like in the wider Libertarian movement, it’s less concrete then.

          5. The Zenome Project

            The official LP platform is pro-choice, but I believe that Ron Paul recently changed to the Libertarian Party after his stint in Congress, and he is very much pro-life (but also pro-state’s rights).

          6. Rhywun

            Yeah, I’m not right-leaning exactly but I’ve never been comfortable with abortion. Maybe I’m an outlier.

          7. Hammercorps

            I’m pro-life as well, but I came from the far-right conservative movement.

          8. The Zenome Project

            It’s not so much about what the LP thinks as much as it is my personal philosophy. IMO it all depends on which rights deserve the most protection: life, liberty, or property. All of them are extremely important rights to protect, but to me the most important and supreme one is the first one, the right to life, because if you take away the chance for a human to live, you also take away any chance that they get to have the right to liberty and property.

          9. Hammercorps

            I was mostly bringing that up because you were saying that you’re not as much of a straight libertarian because you’re pro-life. AFAIK, in the straight libertarian movement, abortion isn’t a settled issue like it is in the LP.

          10. Heroic Mulatto

            But what is life without liberty? As Gen. John Stark wrote, “Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.”

          11. Pat

            AFAIK, in the straight libertarian movement, abortion isn’t a settled issue like it is in the LP.

            I would say that the pro-life/anti-abortion position is not all that well represented in mainstream libertarianism. Definitely in the minority. Really comes down to at what stage of development one wishes to confer rights to a fetus. At whatever point the fetus becomes a full person the NAP applies. So there’s a pro=life/anti-abortion argument from the NAP, it’s just not very well accepted.

          12. The Zenome Project

            Pat – I think that children and fetuses have more limited rights than a full-grown adult does, but in my own interpretation of libertarianism, the basic building block that allows us to obtain all of the other rights that we develop as adults is the ability to live. It may not be the most popular position for an open libertarian, but it does exist. I think that one presidential nominee, Austin Petersen, is an example of a pro-life libertarian, as well as Ron Paul, obviously.

            Heroic Mulatto – Liberty IMO allows us to maximize our potential in life, and I definitely wouldn’t want to live in a place with no liberty. However, I think that the reason that I find the right to life to be more fundamental than the right to liberty is because the concept of liberty is something that is developed as we come of age, while the ability to live is innate.

          13. Rhywun

            In my experience, what I call the “left by default” are a huge untapped source of converts. These are folks like myself who grew up, say, in some east coast city but aren’t “political” – they just went with what they saw. I don’t know how many of them I have been able to at least talk some sense into – but ignore them and before you know it they go full-on TDS.

          14. The Zenome Project

            The thing is that if you make libertarianism the new cool thing to believe in, those folks will naturally come to your team, since they just tend to follow where the wind blows. This is why I think that guys like Milo are important: he isn’t the most intellectually principled guy, of course, but he is underappreciated around these parts as a change agent because he is one of a select few on the right that fights like a leftist.

          15. SQWRLZ

            That was me. PA born and raised in a red area outside Philly, but I was always anti-authoritarian. Hated the police, didn’t give a shit about gun rights, until I was told politicians were trying to restrict them. Against prohibitionist drug laws. Anti-war. Thought I was a Democrat, cause… women’s rights (abortion), minority rights, and all their bullshit, through the 90’s. Realized Clinton was a douchebag and then he bombed the former Yugo. Then Booosh.
            I finally started learning my rights under the Constitution, and wanted to exercise them all. How does govt. restrict 1A? I got my CCL, got more informed about foreign policy/anti-war, search and seizure, how to respond to cops…
            I voted Obama cause he was a silver-tongued devil and said what I wanted to hear about war, was a “constitutional scholar” so he would protect our rights, right? And a pothead, so he’d push for legalization. I liked him less and less until I finally hated him for NSA spying and expansion of Bush’s surveillance state, continued war, failure to legalize and then…
            NEWTOWN. The Feinstein AWB. I said FUCK YOU and bought a shitload of guns proposed to be banned. I decided D&R both need to die and I googled alternative political parties who support 1A, 2A, 4A, 10A, abortion rights (it was a really long query until I found an answer). Finally I found the LP. And Reason. But it was an uphill battle, stabbing around in the dark to find answers, and then to begin to understand freedom.

          16. The Zenome Project

            Barack Obama, constitutional scholar…4 words that don’t really go together XD

            Also, I do defend Republicans more here than the other commenters (but only the Freedom and Liberty/TP Caucuses – the rest of them can take a hike), mainly because the intellectual conservatives really do take their time to understand the Constitution even if they have slightly different interpretations than I do. I mean, for example, look at Ben Shapiro. I don’t agree with him on his Israeli/Middle Eastern policy philosophy, of course, but his domestic policy points are so much more constitutionally sound than a leftist perspective of even similar intellect. Even on campus, it’s so much easier to walk into a conservative’s discussion table and get their heads to nod in agreement with libertarian ideas.

          17. SQWRLZ

            Oh, I was a Paulite for a while, but Ron quit the game and Rand never seems to get much momentum, other than the occasional fillibuster. I still root for him though, and usually Amash too, when they get on a freedom jag on some issue. Wish there were more like them.

          18. The Zenome Project

            Ron Paul’s still in the game, just on his podcasts and not in Congress. He’s always talking about the surveillance and military complex and stuff like that on his show, he even interviewed Assange a couple of weeks ago. Rand’s doing a great job as Senator, as well, but it just caught up in a numbers game because only the young wing of the party really listens to his ideas.

      2. John Titor

        The sad thing is that the Millennials that have the potential to be attracted to libertarianism don’t want a goddamn thing to do with the left-wing. Reason looks at something like pot legalization support in Millennials and assumes they can pull them in.

        1. The Zenome Project

          Reason needs to look to the Milo fanbase if you want some actual potential libertarian converts, instead of idiotically slamming him for SJW brownie points. He even says that he likes the libertarians and wants them protected on campus like conservative speakers.

        2. Rhywun

          But a lot of us came from some flavor of “left”. There should be some convincing way to attract them without straying from principles. Hell, seeing the drug war for what it is opened my eyes. I don’t have the answer but I honestly don’t think that appealing to whatever the hell the “alt-right” is will work any better than whatever they’re doing now.

          1. John Titor

            I’m a bloody ex-communist, and I want nothing to do with the left. In my experience the majority of people who escape the left have recognized them for what they are and have no interest in any kind of alliance with them if they can avoid it. Call it a Kronstadt moment. I don’t want libertarians allied with the left, I’m aware of what the left is and how they’ll use and discard libertarians the first chance they get, not to mention how goddamn poisonous they are. Recently left wing organizations set police reform back a decade because they couldn’t help but force their pet issues.

            You misunderstand me, I’m not interested in ‘courting the alt-right’. What I’m interested in is that there’s a ton of Millennials who are ideologically lost and looking for answers. Kowtowing to the left does not attract them, but distances them because they’re not interested in the ‘mainstream’ idiocy.

          2. Rhywun

            Oh I don’t mean aligning with the left – far from it. Just approach them (not the hard-core, but the huge number of “left by default” I mentioned). Hell, hand them a copy of “Ain’t Nobody’s Business If You Do” – that’s largely non-political but it was a huge eye-opener for me.

          3. Hammercorps

            Or “The Problem with Socialism.”

        3. Hyperion

          It’s been really retarded from the start. There is no path at all from leftist to libertarian. Chasing that is just extremely naive. If we have to seek allies we have to hold our noses and talk to conservotards. Yes, most of them are retarded on social issues but we can find common ground on the economy. You have to have some sort of common ground to even begin an alliance, and trust me on this, I want to smack the living shit out of most conservatives when discussing politics with them, but at least there is something there to start with.

          1. Hammercorps

            I don’t know about the Conservatives who live in highly liberal areas, but for the small-town yokels, a lot of them are far more libertarian leaning on social issues. I think seeing marijuana legalized in CO and realizing that the entire state wasn’t going to descend into cartel wars has helped tremendously with that, at least where I’ve lived.

          2. straffinrun

            The left is authoritarian. Full stop. You don’t ween someone off something that highly addictive.

          3. John Titor

            There is no path at all from leftist to libertarian.

            Uh, ex-communist here.

            There’s a path, but it requires rejecting leftism as a whole. Sowell figured it out, I figured it out, Reason hasn’t.

          4. Hyperion

            That’s probably extremely rare. Almost all libertarians I know were Republicans or so called conservatives before. I actually started out my political identity as a ‘liberal’, not leftist, and then a Republican, and then very confused until I learned I was actually libertarian.

          5. John Titor

            It’s not that rare. Former Marxists tend to become the most fervent anti-Marxists for a reason.

            If you lean left in your twenties, your political philosophy is entirely malleable, and ignoring that group is not a good idea. However, thinking that you’ll attract supporters by embracing left-wing ideals is just as poor an idea.

          6. Hyperion

            It’s not that rare. Former Marxists tend to become the most fervent anti-Marxists for a reason.

            If you mean former residents of the USSR or Soviet bloc countries, then no doubt, they lived the lie. American millennials? Nope, not so much, they don’t even teach history here any more.

          7. John Titor

            Hyperion, I’m a bloody Millennial, and I’m a ‘Better Red Than Dead’ libertarian who sometimes seriously considers whether a military coup would be preferable to the current lefty government.

            Kronstadt moments tend to infuse ex-Marxists, regardless of their background, with an understanding of the socialist mind and a desire to eliminate it as a result.

            Take the nonsense around Gamergate as an example, formerly ‘left-wing’ people flipped rather dramatically to stop social justice idiocy.

          8. John Titor

            *Better Dead Than Red.

            Kind of infer the opposite of what I meant.

          9. Hyperion

            “Hyperion, I’m a bloody Millennial, and I’m a ‘Better Red Than Dead’ libertarian”

            I assume you meant better dead than red. But anyway, you’re also Canadian and Canada seems to be better than any country on earth besides the former Soviet Union in churning out libertarians. And having been there several times, especially, the last time, I completely get it.

          10. LT_Fish

            See also David Horowitz.

          11. LT_Fish

            Idiots were protesting him speaking on campus when I was at UNC in 2000.

          12. Hammercorps

            Huh, didn’t know that Sowell was a Marxist originally. Wasn’t Walter Williams one as well for a while?

          13. Hammercorps

            Oh, no, Williams wasn’t. Looks like he was a black radical for a while though.

          14. straffinrun

            Yep. You have to dump an entire belief system based on coercion. That’s why the people who actually come from the left are the most aggressive defenders of liberty. And it’s why the left hates them the most.

          15. The Zenome Project

            There is a person that know that became libertarian even while being exposed to radical leftism his entire childhood, being from San Francisco. So it can be done, but it’s very difficult.

          16. BakedPenguin

            We’ve been over this, Hyp. Lots of us came to libertarianism from the left. I was a douchebag ACLU lefty in college; after hearing some libertarian economics, I set out to prove them wrong – I own-goaled my (then current) political views instead.

          17. Hyperion

            Lots of us came to libertarianism from the left

            Sorry, BP, I just don’t believe that’s the continent from where most of us arrived. But I still love ya’ll no matter how you got here.

          18. The Zenome Project

            BakedPenguin and Hyperion – Libertarians that arrived to that conclusion from the left do exist, in fact I know of a couple of individuals like that. I do, however, think that the ratio of folks that came from the right vs. the left is heavily skewed towards the right. It’s just a more natural transition because most intellectual conservatives tend to read, defend, and appreciate the Constitution as much as the intellectual libertarians do. It’s just an easier and friendlier alliance.

          19. John Titor

            It’s just a more natural transition because most intellectual conservatives tend to read, defend, and appreciate the Constitution. It’s just an easier and friendlier alliance.

            No one is talking about an alliance, what we’re talking about is whether or not there’s a path from the left to libertarianism. Most of the information provided suggests there is.

          20. Hyperion

            however, think that the ratio of folks that came from the right vs. the left is heavily skewed towards the right

            And you would no doubt be right about that. And again, let me be clear on this, I am in no way diminishing our allies who arrived here from the left, in fact I respect them even more because of how far they traveled to get here.

          21. BakedPenguin

            I’d agree, Hyp – I didn’t say most, I said lots.

            It depends on how intellectually honest you are. Reading Friedman and realizing that the only places that had actually ever ‘done anything’ about poverty were free market spaces was a good slap in the face, one I had no counter to. Later, reading Rand and her dictum that without property rights, no other rights were possible was another. It all depends on how much you’re willing to deny reality to defend your worldview. For people like John T and myself, we’d rather deal with reality (not to talk for you, JT)

          22. The Zenome Project

            John Titor – Yes, you’re right, there is a path from the left to libertarianism. The problem is that trying to get one of them to view the economy and KKKorporashunzzz in the same light as, say, NSA Reform/Civil Liberties or Pot legalization is very difficult to do, indeed.

          23. thrakkorzog

            It happens, the same way that there are plenty of ex-evangelicals gone atheists out there. They mostly kind of argued themselves into it. It would be kind of nice if there was someone out there who could guide them along that path.

    5. Gustave Lytton

      Sometimes I feel sad when I see the comment count. Then I read the articles and the actual comments. I stop feeling sad.

  26. AlmightyJB

    Damn, just saw that the Asian festival is this weekend. Could have been downtown checking out some hotties today. Still have tomorrow I guess.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      1. DenverJ

        Is that you at prom?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I wish I had a Domino’s pizza at prom.

        2. Pat

          Comparing HM to ReviewBrah is insulting to them both.

  27. Rufus the Monocled

    Fuck Saudi Arabia and fuck Canada and the U.S.A. for allying with those assholes.

    Knock it down and put up a Fun Land or some shit. Make the land useful.

    1. Hyperion

      You want to put government in charge of the Arabian Peninsula? Why do you want to run out of sand?

    2. Rhywun

      I’d settle for just completely leaving them alone.

    3. LT_Fish

      I’m pretty sure it’ll wind up like Orson Scott Card tells it. Shia’s nuking Mecca, Sunni’s retaliating. Nobody else cares.

  28. __Warren__

    So I have exactly one black friend and he has a bit of TDS as do his friends that I see on Facebook.

    Not unusual perhaps, but now there is a new thing. Three federal level judicial employees have been killed , all black. And the TDS virus seems to be spinning this into “Trump is bringing back COINTELPRO and killing black leaders.”

    So don’t be surprised if this concept suddenly blows into something big and becomes another anti-Trump front the left attacks.

    1. Hammercorps

      Given that the left has turned every breath of air Trump takes into a crime against humanity, I’m surprised they haven’t already.

      It might be a little late for that though. The more they harp on about shit like this, the more people are willing to overlook Trump’s actual mistakes.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      It’s probably for the best, for everyone involved.

  29. Derpetologist

    I saw a really fat pigeon today. It was weird. Google says some migratory birds can be up to 70% fat by weight before a long migration. Makes sense. They need the energy, especially if they are carrying coconuts.

    1. JD

      Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

      1. Derpetologist

        They could grip it by the husk.

        for no reason at all, a Grandpa Simpson quote:

        Last time the meteors came, we thought the skyyyyy was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more than a few.

        1. thrakkorzog

          It’s not a question of how they grip it. it’s a question of weight to force mass ratio.

          And thank you for making me break my no quoting The Simpsons or Monty Python rule.

          1. Derpetologist

            The heaviest bird that can fly weighs about 44 pounds- the Kori bustard.

            That’s knowledge you can use.

            I ate duck today. I’ve heard french fries cooked in duck fat are really good, but I’ve never got a chance to try ti.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Day’s not over.

  30. The Zenome Project

    Possible Good Trump (we’ll see next week): Rumor – Trump tells confidants U.S. will quit Paris climate deal

  31. commodious spittoon

    You bunch of philistines don’t even realize how good Blue Oyster Cult is. Load of assholes here! Greatest band in the world. Fucking guys.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Which one? The Red or the Black?

      1. commodious spittoon

        I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Fucking tourist.

          1. commodious spittoon

            See, Zach would know this. He’s the guy who introduced me.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Dharma though, he wails. I watched him break a string, finish the song, exchange for a new guitar, break another string on the next song, and not give a fuck all along.

          3. commodious spittoon

            This was five years ago. The guy’s in his sixties and does not register at all. I don’t see shows live, ever. I don’t listen to music, mostly. Let alone live. but that was superb.

          4. BakedPenguin

            Yeah, that’s the sign of a pro.

            BTW, sorry I fucked up your gag, but they were my favorite band ages 13-15, so it hit a raw nerve.

        2. commodious spittoon

          (I probably don’t get your reference. I’ve liked these guys since high school but I can’t claim I know everything, or anything.)

          1. BakedPenguin

            I’m being a dick. I’ve been a BOC fan for about 30 years (Jeebus). I don’t know everything, especially since I forgot a bunch of shit, but at one point I had all their albums on vinyl. (They had a lot fewer albums then).

            Back when they had albums on vinyl.

            Ah, fuck it, here you go.

      2. Derpetologist

        I’m more a fan of the Red Lobster Cult.

        Take the blue oyster- wake up and believe whatever you want to believe

        Take the red oyster- you stay in wonderland, by which I mean Shoney’s

        Shoney’s: all american food for the last 70 years

        1. commodious spittoon

          I’m thinking this is a regional thing?

        2. thrakkorzog

          Oh I’ve hung out with the Red Lobster cult. The always want more butter sauce, and more biscuits.

          They’re also notoriously bad tippers.

    2. Derpetologist

      Seasons don’t fear the Derpy

      But do the tards, the fools, and the knaves?

      Slate, Salon, and Alternet

      Are together in stupidity

      C’mon baby

      Don’t fear the Derpy

  32. Derpetologist

    I was reading about gang violence in Chicago. Turns out there are basically 2 kinds of gangs: the bigger “corporate” gangs and the smaller informal ones. The corporate gangs are in it for the drug dealing and are restrained in their violence. The informal ones on the other hand are looking to build street cred through violence and most of the homicides are from them.

    Legalizing drugs will reduce violent crime but there will always be other reasons.