Happy Hump Day on a short week. Not much has changed since this morning, so these are mostly going to be, uh, “culture” links.
- In sports news, Cleveland Browns building a tower to let fans down again.
- Let’s see, my Constitution says that no agreement can be binding on future Presidencies without the consent of two-thirds of the Senate. Tom Steyer’s is apparently different.
- Stobor are once again taking over jobs that Americans won’t do! Down with stobor!
- Its weird how everyone wants to focus on Russians “hacking” the election and nobody wants to focus on Pakistanis hacking Congress.
- Everyone thinks their kids is the most advanced kid ever born.
- Seven foot alligator in the pool? Just another day in Central FL. We have six foot fences, so they’d have to be at least eight feet long to get in our pool.
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329 responses to “Hump Day Afternoon Links”
You mean that document written like 100 years ago by a bunch of white male slave owners? Who cares about that?
It’s not like everyone said this is exactly what would happen when Obama decided to use his “pen and phone” to agree to this instead of going by the whole constitutional ratification of treaties.
Crazy shith going on.
“The Paris Agreement is essential to leaving a healthy, safe and prosperous world to our children
Wait, does this mean I get to accuse Steyer of treason because he supports and finances self-destructive policies and politicians that harm the possibility of a healthy, safe and prosperous future?
Nobody ever talks about “sustainable government”: the current welfare state is unsustainable.
The Dems have just the worst luck with treaties made in Paris.
Well, gee whiz, Tommy, I thought elections had consequences? He won, right?
Sununu asks CNN “How Much Crow Are You Going to Eat?” if they continue to obsess on a fake scandal.
Very nice read.
That must have been painful to watch live. Sununu is no fool and it’s gonna take a helluva lot more than CNN or Camerota to bully him with their caca.
Somebody linked the video yesterday. It was sweet.
Personal note of the day: Switching antidepressants sucks. Haven’t felt this bad since college.
Sorry, bud. Hope everything restabilizes quickly.
That does indeed blow.
Hope it gets better soon, man.
Lay low… take it easy. Watch some happy movies. /not a doctor
Write jokes or try and write jokes. I may have decided (though prob not) to OD and move on to the next life by now if I hadn’t gotten into that. Also not a doctor
*Snaps on glove* Drop ’em, turn your head and cough. /Also not a doctor
Seriously though, that sucks. I trust that will turn around for you.
Good luck. I switched drugs during my senior year of college and there is about a one month period that I can not remember at all.
Also not a doctor, but you should have a nice big mug of hot covfefe.
Does it cone in mugs?
I live (almost literally) in the Everglades. My house backs up on a lake. Multiple gator sightings there, and I don’t have a fence against the lake (mostly because thanks to permitting it would cost several thousand dollars). I’m shocked there’s never been a gator in my pool. Plenty of gigantic lizards though.
Plenty of gigantic lizards though.
To get away from the gators, and plot the take-over of the world.
Gators will protect us from the Lizard People, but that only leads to Gorillas to take care of the gators.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t!
It’s been a predetermined fate ever since our scout frigates stumbled on your puny world…
I love you man.. please eat me last?
I’m always amazed when I see “non caged” pools with no fence on the water side. But it is pretty rare that you hear about a gator being found in a pool.
Yeah, that Chlorine makes it hard to make nice boots out of them..
We have six foot fences, so they’d have to be at least eight feet long to get in our pool.
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about fences to dispute him.
Its science!
It gives the pool a good smokey smell that we all like.
Driver rear ended by trooper acquitted by jury
Comments say they jury is blaming the victim (the cop) for the accident. They are right for wrong reason. He rear ended the car and got stuck on the trailer. If this was any other person, they would have been found at fault for the accident in the first place.
Outside of insurance scams, the driver who rear ends is always at fault for following too closely.
Not true. A guy threw it in reverse at a light and backed into me.
I guess it depends if “rear ends” involves actually moving at the time.
Fortunately the guy was honest, because it sure as hell would have looked to a cop like I had rear ended him at the light.
My aunt did that to someone in Lexington about 15 years ago. Wasn’t you was it??
The Trooper had to have been either following too close and/or wasn’t paying attention. Ridiculous that they blamed the guy who was hit for the crash itself. I noticed on a Google search that a lot of article headlines referred to “man who hit trooper” or “man who ran over trooper”, which is just wrong.
Tetris: The Motion Picture.
Tetris: the Movie
That was surprisingly entertaining
TRUMP EXPECTED TO LEAVE CLIMATE DEAL
End of science!
I, for one, welcome our chaotic, unpredictable climate overlords!
Sweet. I might just go on facebook later for the hate fest.
I wonder if Musk is also going to quit taking subsidies for his cars?
If I was being kept afloat by nothing more than huge govt subsidies, I doubt I’d be quite so vocal in criticizing govt.
He’s like that recurring Simpsons joke: I dont want your money!
Then immediately takes it.
Time to strike another name from the record books
Well…she’s weird, no doubt about that.
And that, of course, is where this whole thing will stop. We just take her name off the stadium, issue settled. Certainly, we won’t have another group come around in a few years claiming anything short of stripping her titles is a capitulation to evil.
Which is appropriate. Because there is no doubt that Margaret Court’s name was placed there to honor her anti-gay views, not for her achievements in tennis.
I’m sorry, but they have a Margaret Court Court in the Australian Open?
Yeah. And it’s a no-lez zone, buster.
Its ‘full of lesbians’
You guys are reading this wrong. It’s like the end of 2001: A Space Oddessy
Now all you monkeys can start whacking your bones.
Also Sprach Lezathustra
Now all you monkeys can start whacking your bones.
These euphemisms are getting less euphemistic by the day.
Margaret Court Arena, actually.
And if you want to get back at somebody with class, Kim Clijsters showed us how to do it.
You stole my joke, sorta.
I was gonna say that they will have to start calling all of them Tennis Fields now.
Court’s been a known homophobe for decades.
I was always under the impression that there were quite a few open lesbians in pro tennis. Amélie Mauresmo is another famous one.
It’s strange how so many of the top female athletes seem to be lesbian. Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with a biological spectrum of sexual identity very closely related to hormonal conditions during gestation, I blame, uh, indoctrination.
I see what you did there…
Who knew?
*rembers 40 year old joke – what do Martina navritalova and tennis have in common? Answer: fuzzy balls
The other 40-year-old one:
Did you hear Billie Jean King got a new endorsement contract?
Snap-On Tools!
Everyone thinks their kids is the most advanced kid ever born.
Whatever, giraffes do it all the time.
Thanks for requoting my very own “Is our children learning” moment.
This is a reflex. If the nurses and midwives are awed and not just the FB users and reporter I would very very worried about Brazilian healthcare. I’m not even a labor and delivery nurse and I remember learning its a reflex.
Also Gell-Mann Amnesia effect in action.
Brazilian healthcare
Is that treatment for ingrown hairs and wax burns?
Woman seeking asylum sneaking across US-Canada border dies of hypothermia
Do we blame Trump, climate change, or both?
Yes.
If she cannot survive the journey, she does not deserve to be here. The White claims her as just tribute.
It’s not cold right now. Was she naked?
From article in GF Herald
Yeah, ‘evidently’. Thanks for that insight, Deputy Vig.
Right? And he thinks temps were in the 40’s. He’s a fountain of knowledge.
Not for nothing, but hypothermia only requires lowering body temp to 94.9. So prolonged wet exposure can get ya.
This reminds me of the ludicrous scene from St. Elmo’s Fire when Demi Moore’s character was going to kill herself……by opening the windows in her apartment so she’ll freeze to death. No, I’m not making that up.
What about Mare Winningham inventing Spanx 30 years ago?
People die of hypothermia in San Francisco every year, though it never frosts. As Bobarian says, dying of hypothermia is easier than you’d think.
Sure, but who the hell commits suicide that way in their apartment?
People who have natgas instead of coal gas?
Hillary voter trying to fulfill her pledge?
Prophet safe. Don’t tell his followers why.
Everybody wants him.
https://twitter.com/AndDube/status/869791891830620160/photo/1
This has got to be a Glibertarian
Still in Wilmington.
Saw the Cape Fear Serpentarium, said Hi to some of Mr. Lizard’s cousins.
Saw the Battleship North Carolina… Those Navy men must have been tiny, I had a hard time fitting through any of the spaces due to my height, and I’m only 6’3″.
And the heat nearly did me in below decks. Stay hydrated folks.
This morning I did get to the Dixie Grill and had the “Dixie Benedict” (biscuits, fried green tomatos and egg topped with gravy served with a side of grits” I later went and had lunch at the “Platypus and Gnome” and had their Elk Burger I highly recommend it. I have to say I saw hipsters at only one of these establishments – The Dixie Grill.
I’m only 6’3″
I’ve never felt such a burning hate as I do now.
Don’t grief too hard, I’m only 6’5″ and briding in airliners sucks balls.
RIDING
I now pronounce you Man and Tupolev.
Death’s Door gin gets a resounding “meh” from me. Gin-flavoured vodka.
Lame. I’ll file that away for the future. Also I desperately need to stop at whole foods and buy more tonic.
You marvellous bastard, I hadn’t been back to WF in over 5 years since your tip on the tonic. Now I’ve been 3 times in the last 2 months. I prefer the 365 even to the Fever Tree, which itself provides lower value.
It’s literally the only reason I set foot in Whole Foods at this point and it’s worth the side trip. The 365 is cheap, tastes great and leaves enough room for a decent gin to shine through.
Mmmmm, yeah, thanks for the reminder. I also need gin. Got the limes, though.
I retract that. It’s a reasonable gin for sipping straight up.
um… all gin is gin-flavored vodka.
5’8″ here.
5’9″ when young.
5’7″ now. 🙁
SP claims to be 6’5″. Which is why she gets infuriated when we hug and I put my chin down on the top of her head.
So that’s why you have the van! You’re 7’5″!
Dixie Benedict sounds nice. Although I would prefer to skip the biscuits and just use grit-cakes.
It was pretty good as it was. Needed a little salt for the gravy, but that’s not unusual.
He never really seemed to do much after Battlestar Galáctica and The A Team.
The Navy has men? Since when?
/jarhead
Easy there bro.. Pick on the submariners. After all they leave with 122 men in those phallic underwater things and come back as 62 couples, but the rest of us are not like that.
62? That’s some navy sorcery there.
I’ve never heard “only 6’3″” outside of NBA circles.
well, I’m only 6’3″!
Next you are gonna claim 12 inches too?
Bongs a bit bigger than that.
I’m not terribly tall around most of the crowds I run in. I also keep running into a lot of people taller than me. There’s one guy who might be 5’6″, but he’s an anomaly.
I think the preferred nomenclature is ‘little person’.
Shitlord.
Well, average male height in the US is 5’10” and in the world is an even shorter 5’8″, so your friends are an anomaly (or all Dutch).
You need to check your height privilege. /sarc
He works in Albany. They must all be Patroons.
Let’s get this out here:
Top.Men.
Ha, I meant that Dutch thing as a joke, since they’re the tallest people in the world, but after looking up “Patroons” on Wikipedia that might actually be the real explanation for Uncivil’s distorted reality.
NYT Getting Rid of “Public-Editor”, and other journalistic-oversight roles
Their excuse – and this is not a joke – is that “Reader comments will keep them honest”. They are also expanding comments to far more of the paper than they currently do. (about 10%)
Because the NYT has been nothing but a beacon of propriety and journalistic excellence so far? Surely they can be trusted to police themselves.
Sadly, those comments are from the readers of the New York Times, and moderated by the same people who just fired their editor.
Hey, they got that Ukrainian famine right. Consider Stalin exonerated
Their journalistic integrity is so high, the watchdog had literally nothing to do. Efficiency!
Hey, when you’re downsizing you’ve got to get rid of the most useless people first.
The readers?
In the case of the NYT that is accurate.
And literally no one did more to install a communist dictatorship in Cuba than the New York Times. Though to be fair, an internal editor wasn’t of much use then either.
https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/528003/
Cuba helps prop-up Venezualan regime. So, I guess we’re all helping Maduro starve his people to death
Been a little under the weather today and yesterday so I’ve watched a fair amount of the newly released season of visual junk food known as House of Cards on Netflix. One of my favorite elements of the show is watching real life talking heads (Maddow, Van Jones, etc.) vociferously criticize the fictitious Democratic Underwood administration. Watching Rachel Maddow tear into a Democratic president is a bigger stretch than Lena Dunham being cast to play Pamela Anderson in a biopic. I wonder if during filming they ever consider how they would behave towards the Underwoods if they were a real Democratic power couple in the White House and if that gives them pause, but I doubt it.
Are you asking them to self-reflect?
Dracula has a greater likelihood.
I always thought they were supposed to be modeled on the Clintons.
Yeah, that much is pretty obvious. Except Claire shows way more warmth and humanity than Hillary ever could.
Operating at the Speed of Government = FBI Finally Wrapping Up “Goodfellas” Prosecutions
Raided retirement homes, hospitals, to indict geriatric mobsters. Paulie Roast Beef had no comment
They’ll get free healthcare in jail. The mob doesn’t have a very good retirement program.
Nobody retires from the Mob.
What about Johnny Two Time? Who was called that because he always said something twice.
He got whacked, got whacked.
Said something twice.
Spicer offers cryptic explanation for Trump ‘covfefe’ tweet
They actually sent Spicer out to say this shit with a straight face. Assuming Spicer survives being the laughingstock of the American media, his memoir of the administration is going to be fantastic.
maybe it’s a dope acronym!
Cooze On Video, Fuck Europe, Fuck Everyone
Dope like:
Hey man, I’m jonesin’ for some dope. Hook me up!
or
Did you see the President’s tweet? That shit was dope!
How about “Spicer’s a dope, send him out to explain it”?
“He likes it! Mikey likes it!”
This is gonna turn into left’s #pizzagate
He could’ve scored some Joe Everyman if he’d sent Spicer out to scream “UGH, FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT” into the mic.
I just assumed he was trolling the press corpse.
Yeah, more of that 7D chess.
Wait…love?
7D Chess…t
Finally, a link I can use.
I hope Tom Steyer runs for president in 2020.
Oh, it will be so fun.
@()#$*)@*$
well, its been a while, so…. i guess i was due.
Meh, your just sleepy; have some more covfefe.
Tora! Tora! Tora!
This guy’s gonna overtake Jay Carney on shameless lying shitheel propaganda minister of all time real pronto.
OT: Attention Phoenix-area people. Starting an email list so we can contact each other for meetups. So far it’s me, Vhyrus, Mexican Sharpshooter, and knife-ASCII-thing.
My email is: three letter Phoenix airport code DOT common 8-letter term for 24:00 @ email service run by the Goog
*squints*
dvt.halfhour@gmail.com then?
so close, it’s actually
dvtDepartmentOfTransportationhalfhour@gmail.com
The email is IWA.daysover@thegoog.net
It’s beyond obvious.
Pho.todozen@everythingontheinternet.com
Endut! Hoch Hech!
If I could steal one cell from early Simpson’s it would be from W&P.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
HOT@lovetime.toilet?
not sure why I laughed to this
I might prefer his video “SNAR WORS 1 -its the phnatun menince!!!!!”
Ah, so that’s how he made his tantrum hole.
ah, it’s all coming together now.
Oh bullshit. My wife’s OBGYN made a point of showing us the baby’s instinct to walk by holding the kid up to induce what would be locomotion if the kid had the strength to move on his/her own power. Two of my kids underwent this little demonstration and I don’t think they’re superhuman.
Commie on Commie warfare (of words) breaks out in Canada!
B.C. has no exclusive claim on its coast, Alberta premier warns pipeline foes
Lady, unless PM Zoolander sends the troops in, our Commies can block it. NDP solidarity doesn’t cross provincial borders.
I’m entirely ok with using the federal armed forces to carve out an Albertan corridor to the sea across B.C., or possibly just break it up into two or three new provinces. You people desire it.
*Deserve, curse you Covfefe, Ancient God of Autocorrect.
Please, 4chan, make this a new meme.
Don’t you mean
COVFEFE, ANCIENT GOD OF AUTOCORRECT!?!
Oh I’m down with it. But, that requires Zoolander making a decision.
Oh shit, now I want Zoolander in a helmet atop a Leopard II. Pls make this happen!
As if he’d wear a helmet over that hair, and he’d never be within a hundred meters of a Canadian armed forces member without fear of getting fragged.
“Wow Major, guess those B.C. hippies were better shots than we thought.”
“Indeed.”
I was just hoping that The Hair That Walks Like A Man™ (damn, I really have to make a macro for that) would use his Awesome PM Powah to Federalize a land corridor all the way to the tanker port, thus starting a huge shitshow of a constitutional fight between The Queen In Right Of Canada and The Queen In Right Of British Columbia.
Man, I’d pay real money (i.e., gold and silver coins) to watch that. Plus there’d be that awesome “Justin went down in the history books as even more of an authoritarian asshole than his Dad” aspect to all of this that would keep me giggling for months if not years.
“Justin went down in the history books as even more of an authoritarian asshole than his Dad”
I want to know which dimension you’re in where Trudeau Sr. is more commonly seen as an authoritarian asshole than Dear and Glorious Leader.
But isn’t “Dear and Glorious Leader” just a pleasant euphemism for “authoritarian asshole”? Six of one, half-dozen of the other, you could say.
To be sure, most people who use the phrase “Dear and Glorious Leader” un-ironically don’t realize it’s a mere euphemism, but the truth stands whether it’s recognized or not.
Here’s the difference (with Canadian examples):
When Stephen Harper was in charge, he did things the left didn’t like. Like drop out of Kyoto, and not spend taxpayer dollars on climate change boondoggles. Despite doing all these things as a democratically elected leader of the country and doing it legally in the confines of the Canadian system, according to our betters we were living in a quasi-authoritarian regime under a soft dictator.
When Trudeau Sr. does sweeping changes of questionable legality, drive the country into debt, carves out an authoritarian and worthless constitution that he approves for everyone else, and declares martial law over a kidnapping case, he was just a good man making hard decisions in a difficult time according to our betters, and he should be praised for it. Why aren’t you praising him for it? He’s literally the Father of the Country! (Since Trudeau the Liberals have liked to pretend that Canada wasn’t a real country until he was in power)
It’s the difference between ‘he raped me’ and ‘please cum on my face’.
Sounds familiar…
Change the names with Obama and Trump, and it is the same thing.
Wasn’t Trudeau père pretty authoritarian during the October Crisis?
He was, but my point is no one admits it. They drone on about how “WE NEED A STRONG LEADER THEN, TO MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS” as if the country was going to fall apart if he didn’t blatantly abuse power.
The Western Canadian dimension, natch. With a nice side-salad of Alberta. 😉
You know who else fought with fellow socialists?
Trotsky?
The trolls at Reason?
I AM POPPY
I would like to have sex with you.
Have some Poppy with your SugarFree today.
7 benefits of dating a single mother
8. Completely ignoring glaring red flags about a person’s character and relationship aptitude is very cathartic.
9. For you child molesters out there there is no greater predictive scenario for sexual molestation of a child than for that child to be raised by a non-biological father
10. Her welfare bennies will be off the hook, just remember not to ever get married on paper so the bennies will continue to flow.
11. She is a member of a protected demographic whose generally poor life choices will be celebrated as heroism and sacrifice.
A single mum will definitely know how to cook
No.
And the few single moms that were tried to date me over the years were just desperate for a dad for their and/or were insane whores.
There is a reason they’re single. Its probably not because they’re widowed.
So much this…
As I wrote in an article a few weeks back, single parenthood isn’t some form of heroism. It’s people doing their best in a bad situation. When you glorify it (like this crap), you further erode the foundation of society (the biological family).
You’re forgetting that everything is either doubleplusgood or doubleplusbad. There is nothing in-between. So if single parenthood isn’t shameful, then it must be heroic.
I’m happily married, thank you very much.
1) Definitely has sex
2) Shows poor taste in men and/or poor decision making
1) “Puts out” (would be the tasteful way to say it)
Tasteful? Like you know she fucks?
This guy gets it
That is exactly the first thought that enters my head when I see a pregnant woman.
Wait, are you the guy that once told me he only would date preggo chicks because they are a sure thing?
Nope not me. I am just a pig of a man.
I must be too, because that’s what goes through my head when I see some young hot number with four children.
12. You know that she puts out. (Should have really been #1)
Great minds think alike ^
12. You know she’s DTP
Down to Parent?
Close. Down to Procreate.
That can be costly man… I prefer DTF..
13. She probably won’t make you wear a condom.
I was raised by a single mother and you are all terrible people! …screw it, its why I hang out here. Carry on.
Why does your mother hate Western civilization, mexican sharpshooter?
It appropriated her burrito recipes.
Why does your mother hate Western civilization, Heroic Mulatto?
Look, tonight when I have both your mothers at my house we can get to the bottom of this, but until then…
Mom jokes!
Lets get off the mom jokes cause I just got off yours!
Because she’s a Jew, duh!
Hmm….Seems legit.
You can do a 3-some with the daughter?
This guy gets it.
12. Obviously, she puts out.
Damnit! Sooner of us work, you know, and can’t post jokes at 3:00 in the afternoon! A covfefe on all your houses!
Cassie Jaye, former 3rd wave feminist and director of The Red Pill.
I think it’s a good talk on how she thought as she interviewed the people for her film.
It popped up on my suggested the other day, I blame all of your links.
Yeah, Brock Ostweiler is pretty bad. I have a rule about QBs: the more ordinary their name, the better they are.
Examples of boring name, great QB: Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Aaron Rodgers, Steve Young.
Examples of weird name, terrible QB: Heath Schuler, Blaine Gabbert, Jamarcus Russell. And Brock Ostweiler.
There are exceptions. Ben Roethlisberger, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees all have uncommon names, but they’ve been great.
Ben is a pretty common name!
He’s not alone
https://youtu.be/nqnTeQFKWo0
hmmmmm
Danny White.
Hmmmmmm…..
Danny White was pretty okay. Following Staubach would make most QBs look bad.
But his name is so ordinary and boring he should have won a 1/2 dozen Super Bowls.
Was he the last regular QB/P in the NFL?
That’s true. I’m gonna name my son Mike Smith. NO ONE WILL STOP HIM. Or maybe…Steve?
Carson Palmer?
sounds made up.
No, their first 3 albums were groundbreaking.
What about Fran Tarkenton?
Hey Rufus is that live email of yours active?
Yes.
DO YOU EVEN WORK?
Did my messages inbox?
Ah indeed they did.
Scott Mitchell, Joey Harrington, Ryan Leaf…..
Brett Favre sounds like he is going to be a good QB using your system right up until the end when he blows it.
He did really well. In Green Bay.
Even during his whole I really like pills phase.
Thicc? With sexy legs
Uffda! Quite the threading failure deal.
New wrangler ads? Where’s the football and beer?
What about Elton John? I mean John Denver. Damnit, John Elway!
this was funny.
Otto Graham. Best. Ever.
Just broke open the Woodford Reserve Double Oaked:)
I am not a fan, I prefer regular WR.
Too oakey.
I’ll be headed to a bar shortly. I’ll try the regular.
The regular is the only bourbon I drink. :+
The regular (and once the double oaked) I get for free. About 2 bottles per year, so not an infinite supply or anything.
Nice:)
I might try a rye while I’m there
I was very impressed with Willet’s 2-Year Rye.
Cool. I’ll see if they have that
Looks like Bullit only Rye they have here.
Bulleit Rye is pretty decent.
I do not care for Woodford. There is a certain taste to it that I find off-putting.
Four Roses and Jefferson’s are my current go to boubons. I have a bottle of Blanton’s open right now, which is pretty good, but too expensive to drink with regularity.
Jefferson’s just fucking rocks.
I’m not getting much choice where I’m at now
I agree on the Woodford and Four Roses single barrel is one of my favorite everyday drinks.
I just got a bottle of Bulliet 10 year from my cousin. It’s nice, very smooth.
I really like the Woodford Double Oaked, but I can see it being kind of a niche taste.
Jefferson’s is awesome. If it wasn’t getting on towards summer, I’d go get another bottle.
I tried Low Gap 2-yr. Blended Whiskey tonight at the bar, and was really impressed. Super smooth, heavy carmel notes. Will drink more.
That’s not a thing.
Not notice a huge difference with the regular.
Interesting in a Buy-this-magazine-or-we-shoot-this-dog kind of way.Icelandic publishing:
It’s not a terrible idea. They are turning books into artifacts rather than mediums of information transfer. It’s a little more dramatic than the short print “collectible” runs of books you could buy simply to read for a quarter at a flea market.
For one glorious evening, the book and its author are fully alive.
So, are they burning the author too? Someone should have sent Steven King over there years ago.
Sounds like a lot of the authors are dead. But yes, for authenticity’s sake, burn the author, all copies, his computer HD or typewriter ribbon and every pencil or pen s/he has ever touched.
Throw that in about single mothers a few lines up and see if it changes the tenor of the conversation.
Then we’ll have a discussion of Poe’s law over tea and crumpets.
And we will use the ashes to filter our beer!
They should just turn it into an extended stay hotel.
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170531/little-village/free-day-care-launches-inside-26th-street-courthouse
Some very nice-looking Serbian athletes.
Also, they’re in trouble with the PC police or something.
尊皇攘夷!
If google translate is correct, HM just said “round-eyed butt-touchers.”
Well, let’s hope that it is!
Allow me to translate.
Impersonating chinks like that is pretty racist though.
+1 shamefully overused Big Lebowski reference
That story has a certain slant.
Technically they were impersonating Japs.
Awww, no one told them that was racist. So adorable!
If they’re anything like their Russian cousins they wouldn’t give half a damn.
I have a hard time believing the Serbs would do anything racist.
What they did was lacist.
That joke doesn’t work in Cyrillic.
«Ласистский» не работает?
In Trump’s America we speak Murican!
Dude, where have you been? According to the NYT & Wapo, that is the official language of Trump’s America.
For them, anything short of ethnic cleansing is “just kidding around”.
Not gonna lie, the “But don’t you want MORE of you?” argument for open borders really, really doesn’t work on me.
Spoiler: there’s a reason we left, and it wasn’t the climate.
I’m bummed I didn’t get to Serbia while I was in the region. The steak in the Serb quarter of Pristina was excellent though, so there’s that at least. Also the Serb men that worked in the UN building were easy on the eyes.
I knew a serbian when I was in high school. That fucker was the most blatantly racist and offensive person I have ever met.
I knew a half Russian/half Arab in the AF, that guy hated everybody, and he was hilarious.
Whoa whoa, that can’t be right… All my “progressive” friends have been telling me for years that Europe is a post-racial utopia, just like Obama would have made America if those damn obstructionist Republicans hadn’t stymied him every step of the way.
I don’t think progs count the Balkans as part of Europe.
They may have a point there.
Only Aryan parts of Europe.
The Germans can be pretty shocking if you get them going about the Turks. I once worked for a construction company in the south with a guy I’m pretty sure was an actual klanman. He was more discreet than German academics I’ve met at conferences.
I had to work with a Serbian “woman” for a while and she was the most bitter cunt of a bitch I’ve ever met aside from my mom.
I worked with a Serbian kid on a recent contract. He was fantastic. Super nice guy. He did have a brain tumor, so maybe he was the outlier.
Joke will be on them when they find the tournament court is cooled to 30°C with 80% humidity.
She’s such a tease
You post that link instead of this one? You’re a monster.
Seriously, WTF?
NSFW Warning!!
Yeah, “Ratajkowski” triggers bad memories from people who used to compete in spelling bees.
Naked selfies of Eastern European models – check to see if this link has any!
Somebody should cat-ass you.
fuck that.
See, this is why I carry a gun. When I go after strange I don’t want to worry about being assassinated in a gang initiation.
Don’t criticize. She’s a heroic single mother of two, and now her children are practically orphans.
Steyr is heavily invested in green energy as no doubt many Obama cronies are. Obama signed that accord to create opportunity for the leech class to loot the treasury. They were counting on Hillary to cash in. Plenty in the leech class in Europe were hoping for the same but since they are broke counting on the US paying theirs. If Trump pulls us out it will be the STEVE SMITH treatment to a lot of the worst kinds of people.
I only wish I could vote for him again.
+1 seat on the Al Gore Global Carbon Exchange
I already don’t like Steyr’s weird trianglular sights. Between that, this green energy crap and their arming E. German terrorists, I’m never buying their guns.
Slowing down the elitist jet-setting “environmentalists” and their Parisian cocktail parties is an added bonus.
Sometimes a good, old-fashioned bit of public shaming works.
What is this I don’t even
Some Predators fan chucked a dead catfish on the ice Monday night and Pittsburgh cops charged him with a bunch of stupid shit. The public outcry caused the DA to drop the charges.
Some sports are so bad that fans have to invent their own amusements. (ducks)
my friend came up after the game and said
“Well, they really had to try. That game was really hard, but man, those refs managed to pull out the win at the end.”
good. Goddamn I hate the Pens so much.
That is some devotion to a prank. Not just anybody would sneak a catfish stuffed down their pants into an arena. I think the guy should get a parade.
I disagree. I’m not amazed that someone would stuff a catfish down their spandex shorts. I’m amazed that anyone would remove a catfish from their spandex pants.
This is the true definition of covfefe.
Did anybody post about Hillary’s talk at a coding conference? Apparently, she takes but responsibility for every decision she made but that wasn’t why she lost.
Can I say I’m glad she lost?
To a normal English speaker, “take responsibility” means “I fucked up, my fault, it’s on me.” But in the world of politics, words are pitiful things, sounds without meaning.
like a pornstar.
It means more. It means, I will make amends and not put myself in such a position to fuck up like that again.
If she truly “accepted responsibility” for Benghazi, she should have offered her resignation and withdrew her name from the list of presidential contenders.
If she truly “accepted responsibility” for Benghazi, she should have offered her resignation
and withdrew her name from the list of presidential contenderslike Budd Dwyer.FIFY!
Not even close. Bud turned out to be innocent.
I’m more concerned with the process. She’s earned it, even if he didn’t.
She can cry like a failed Japanese executive, and then commit seppuku.
Holy fuck.
“So, what do you do?”
“I’m into murders and executions, mostly.”
I wonder if she had to return some video tapes…
well, you gave me the line so here you are!
~~~Edit djinn away!~~~
anyway an admin can replace the URL? this is the same link, but the right channel.
Thanks!! I’d rather give the page hits to the owner.
It’s a good cover and music video.