Yet, Thicc Thursday was never dead; rather, like the Norwegian Blue, it was merely resting.
Thicc Thursday
Yet, Thicc Thursday was never dead; rather, like the Norwegian Blue, it was merely resting.
Yet, Thicc Thursday was never dead; rather, like the Norwegian Blue, it was merely resting.
Not bad for a white girl. The Dominican girl you posted in the afternoon thread is better.
So, does this mean everyone has something to argue over again?
Yes. It was too harmonious here.
Right, well, in that case, needs more lithe.
The correct answer was “lindo culo.”
She can Ay Papi me all day long
No
Hey, this is a great thing to argue over! Is she too heavy? Is she too skinny? Too many tattoos, not enough tattoos. Fake tits, real tits. Best arguments to have.
I would like to do a proper thorough examination of the subjects in quotation.
Best we send Derpetologist in to…uh… question her on healthcare. Yeah, that’s it.
Exactly. without thorough knowledge, how can we opine intelligently?
I volunteer!
Not too heavy. Not too skinny. Too many tattoos, yes, which for me means any, especially the tramp stamp. No way to tell from the pics if the boobies are real or not. But we might speculate on whether or not the butt is 100% non-modified. It’s a lot for her frame. Most girls I see with that much ass are heavier than her, although not necessarily even slightly overweight, just a bigger frame, not that tiny of a waist, thicker legs.
If I saw her on the street in that dress, I would most definitely give it more than a 2nd glance.
Yeah, I have a hard time believing she’s had no modifications with that small of a waist and that big an ass.
She’s very likely had something done. The reason being her legs are not thicc enough to have that much ass. For instance here’s a couple of pics of a thicc Brazilian singer I’ve seen on TV quite a few times. She’s very curvy and does have a big booty, but notice how much thiccer her legs are, which to me makes it look more natural.
Hannah Vanessa
Hannah Vanessa side angle
She is actually a lot more curvier than that recently when I’ve seen her on the tube, but you see what I mean by the legs/hips/ass ratio, it’s more proportionate.
Not saying the PAWG in these pictures has any enhancement, just saying maybe she does, it’s a little freaky.
Not trying to be redundant, I can talk about thiccness all day long.
LOL. My comment is awaiting moderation!
It was the double-link.
Ah damnit, I thought I did some totally awesome!
The double link is purely for scientific purposes as you can see.
He has risen
The back is back!
Es muy bueno, me gusta
In all seriousness = i suspect she’s like a short fat girl who just had her midsection surgically corsetted. But that’s what short fat girls looked like back when they had those waist-strangler things, and damn i see why that was a thing for a minute.
She’s not even close to a fat girl whether or not she had some butt/waist enhancing surgery. She’s not nearly thicc enough overall to have that much ass. It almost doesn’t look real, I see that too. But she’s Latin and a lot of Latin women are just naturally more curvy, so that helps. I read something a long time ago, true or not, about how the conquering conquistadors living in Mexico noticed how beautiful and voluptuous the Amerindian / Spanish mixed race women were and actually had bordellos where they bred them for sex. The most beautiful thicc women I’ve ever seen are in Central and South America.
that’s because you can’t see 15 years into her future like i can.
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she looks celtic-spanish to me.
She’s looks way too pale to have a significant amount of Amerindian in her.
I wonder if she has any Polish in her? I wonder if she wants some Polish in her?
And I was not implying that she does. But she might have. But of course as you probably know, many Latin and Hispanic people are just as white as any other people of European descent.
She is resident in Spain. She is probably 100 percent Euro.
Probably.
Too many X-chromosomes. Does she have a brother?
Did you just assume their gender?
DEADNAMER!
Oh. Shit.
Rookie mistake with HM.
GET THIS MAN A LINK WITH SOME WEIRD SHIT STAT
Hurtful. I’m like the third most likely to post weird shit.
Doesn’t mean that you can’t be a happy consumer too, amirite?
Just for Jesse
I like redheads.
Yeah, I’m definately all about the ginger.
Only because you know they don’t have a soul.
That’s silly. They have plenty of them in an old pickle jar under their bed.
*swears off redheads forever*
Same here.
Well I just got out of my bunk from the Dominican earlier, now I’ve gotta go back. *sigh*
There goes your Proud Boys patch.
Gavin haz a sad.
What thread is this Dominican in?
Afternoon links I believe. It all blurs together at this point. I gotta get a life.
Ah, I found out. Big boobs does not count as thicc.
Thicc is all about the
bassbootyShe’s Dominican, you don’t think she has it all up top, do you?
That’s against the laws of physics.
She has some NSFW pics you can find on google images (not gonna link them here, I’m sure this crowd can find them). It’s very likely she’s had a boob job, hard to tell if she’s had butt implants. Not that I care. Still would x 1000.
Her face is a little, odd looking to me. Add in that skinny waist and the pale skin and I’d have to say pass for me.
More for me!
I thought the same until I did an image search. Highly recommended – she’s adorable. The angles that some of the pics in this post were shot at do her no justice at all.
Of course, I meant the angles do her face no justice. Everything else, well, wide angle lens something something zibba zabba badonkadonk.
Start going to church and my prayers are answered. Coincidence?? I think not
You go to meet hot Christian chicks?
Already engaged. Set to marry in August.
So to answer your question, yes
Congrats! Is your fiancee T H I C C?
She’s got a nice sized/shaped rear-end, but petite everywhere else including legs and hips. So, would probably not qualify as THICC.
But she has the most important thing: a
lovely, round, thicc asswarm and loving personalityCongrats!
Thank you!
Well done. A lifetime of happiness.
Thank you!
Pics or it never happened.
hmm, just tried to post a picture of my fiancee’s thicc, juicy, big for her frame ass but I don’t have special mod powers to post pictures.
wouldn’t ya know the luck. You had to know this policy would come back to bite you
You have to contribute a whole article.
[PHOTO OF ASS]
[Glib comment]
*submit*
I can write a rebuke of the current Episcopal Church, government as graft from a rural Southern lens, or a few other things.
But the fruits of my labor will be someone seeing a picture of my future wife’s plump, firm, perfectly shaped ass. This seems like a trap of some kind
You mean the the retarded traitor version of the Anglicans?
Not all of us. Just the people in power. Most parishioners are tired of the bullshit being pushed on them, from what I can gather. Another Prayer Book revision will likely result in a(nother) mass exodus, resulting in the ACNA being the Anglican Communion member in the US and TEC losing its place.
That’s worst case scenario, but possible
If you’re going to Christfag, I’ve always said you go with the classics, or the weirdo splinter groups. So Catholic or Orthodox (personally I lean Orthodox, due to their history of smart theological decisions that negated some of the mess Catholics had to deal with later) or something like the Mormons.
Episocopal? It’s sheer nonsense, it’s a splinter church of a church that only exists so that Henry VIII could get divorces without the Pope saying no, that’s stupid.
Does your church get to do cool crazy shit like this?
The Episcopal Church is not a splinter group.
The rest of your post is also wrong
I’m sneezing just watching that.
If they could get a priest to ride that gigantic swinging incense burner at full velocity, I might have to show up to a service or two.
If you’re not handling snakes how do you know if God believes in you.
“If they could get a priest to ride”
By preist you meant naked Miley Cirus right.
Because you’re so filled with the holy spirit that you jibberjabber in tongues. I grew up in a church where this was a thing, the youtuber also references IHOP (international house of prayer) which folks in my family are really into.
I love you, youtube.
Keep telling yourself that Jefe, it’s about as coherent as any other half-baked Protestant rebellion against the Christian church.
” half-baked Protestant rebellion against the Christian church”
Are you insinuatin’ that
coconuts are migratoryProtestants are not Christian?*narrows gaze*
I love how they look like the crowd at a tennis match.
Also firmly in the fake tits and ass camp.
Also firmly in the idgaf still right up my alley camp
Also firm
I was wondering when HM was going to use that Samurai Jack EXTRA THICC.
Hoooly mackrel. Good choice.
I recently saw that you’ve taken a crack at baking.
Yeah, I had to put to use some bananas that Food Waster Child 9000 welshed on consuming. I’m otherwise not much of a baker aside from pizza dough – I almost always make my own from scratch. If I’m gonna bake, generally I prefer sumtin’ like dis.
Got any hot tips?
Is that basically (((this)))?
I’ve been doing a lot of sourdoughs lately. Because I need more symbiotic fermentable things in my house.
If you’re into fermentation of bready things, technically it’s baking: but I used to do a lot of injera pancakes and got a special electric griddle just for them. The fermentation scheme I stole was from some lady that outlined a 7 day fermentation process that worked really well…can’t find it at the moment. I’ll go track it down if you want.
I was on a big kick with 50/50 teff/white flour last year, since I came to the conclusion that a pure teff flour doesn’t give optimal consistency.
I have loved doro wat ever since I was a kid, and sourdough injera is definitely one of my comfort foods. This year I’ve been cheating by cutting the cooking time for my doro wat down by 75% because I’m obsessed with my pressure cooker now. Because why spend 2 hours simmering chicken, when you can force it to fall off the bone and the connective tissue to become gelatinous after 25 minutes? Cheating works.
iiiinteresting. I’m not sure I’ve had injera (let alone a 7-day fermented sourdough one) was a lot of it in the fridge? or was she doing the ferment, mix in more flour, ferment again method until she got up to bulk?
My sourdough has been mostly pizza dough, whole wheat pita bread, various standard sourdough/french loaves (I’ve been doing really well with a 1/3 whole wheat, 1/3 AP, 1/3 bread flour variant with no commercial yeast, and a recent and tantalizing attempt at struan, which Warty recently pointed me at.
The 7-day fermentation happens in stages and is completely at room temperature. That meaaaannns………disgusting moldy result if you don’t do it right.
My word, that bread has a lot of different stuff in it.
The writer whose recipe that was modified from did an updated version which was all whole wheat and then 1 1/3 cup whatever rando grains you have lying around soaked and mixed in. I’ll have to try that next week when I’m back from a wedding. This one was tasty, sweet, but not cloyingly so.
Apparently one of the doctors I work with was a chef before he became a doctor and the Great British Bake Off has convinced him to pick up baking again. He apparently made a bunch of ciabatta that tasted great but didn’t look the way he wanted so he tossed it. I had to explain that our staff thinks Carl’s Jr. is a fancy meal and homemade anything is mind-blowing.
Oh I just looked at that recipe (obnoxious NYT Cooking nag – I went elsewhere)….very attractive.
I like that Iberian variant better because it involves pork meat and pork fat, and baking it so that there’s a perfect balance between some exterior char on the egg, while keeping some of the yolk liquid, becomes incredibly satisfying. I like to add chopped asparagus and smoked pimento meat to the veg component.
Everyone I feed those eggs to in personal sized ramekins loves them and marvels at the simplicity. Cheap too.
I’ll have to look into that. I’ve been trying to do more quiches because it’s a great way to save time during the week, and hot water crust is so much less maddening than traditional pastry crust, but skipping the crust all together with baked egg dishes could be fun.
DO MOOR COMIKS
To Pomp, btw
I thought of a new one a few hours ago. I’m getting more familiar with GIMP because Adobe decided to “obsolete” my PS Elements license key when I reinstalled my system. WTF. It’s harder to do good work in GIMP, probably because I’m not used to it.
Adobe sucks ass. I bought their suite when I did weddings vids. Then they decided to make it a pay-for-continuous use thing. Fuck off and die, Adobe, you suck beyond words.
That said, more comics are good, Pomp,
She really likes skating right up to the line on the youtube terms and conditions eh?
How is that not a violation? Because no nipple is ever shown it suddenly isn’t porn?
Nipples are the work of the devil. Very sinful. If you see them you will be thrown into an ungodly lustful frenzy.
Nipples are indeed obscene
Lol. That’s quite the super power.
Remember, you can depict Rape Horse, but nipples are just too much.
Butt
Merits:
+ Butt
+ Not Lansdowne Street.
Demerits:
-Late night Boston
-Boston accent
-Obnoxious Boston drunks
-Late night Boston is a wicked pissah.
-Boston accent’s are fucking rad.
-Obnoxious Boston drunks are cooler than whoever you hang out with, ya fucking idiot.
OT: At what point does “job hopping” start to look bad on a resume? From 2006 to 2015, I worked at the same place, then worked at another place for 15 months, and now I’ve worked at this new job since March 31st, but I’m thinking I might want to leave.
If I went and got a new job in the next month or so, do you think that would look bad? I would like to just deal with this place for a year or so to avoid the “job hopper” label, but I don’t know… I really don’t like this position.
I doubt that what you are describing looks at all like job hopping to anyone. Coming from a person who sits in on interviews frequently and knows the hiring practices of several clients, I wouldn’t even blink at that as a reason to hire or not. Now, if you had 6 jobs in the last 2 years, I’d be asking you what’s going on with that.
‘Unless’ you were a contractor. I know more a few people who just take contracts and it’s not unusual for them to have a different gig every 6 months or so. But full time jobs, yeah, that will set off some alarms if you’re changing jobs twice a year or more for 2/3 years.
It would depend on what industry you’re talking about here.
What field and region?
Region: Southwest Ohio
Field: Whatever office drone bullshit I can find to pay the bills… I’m currently doing some national inventory management stuff for an auto parts company.
The fact that you worked someplace for 9 years gives you some cred there. If you have good explainable reasons for these last two positions being somewhat short than I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Having large lapses in employment would be more of a concern than a couple jobs not working out as expected.
Well, I actually did have a 1-year lapse between the 9-year job and the 15-month job, but I was in college that entire time. I was also doing freelance writing throughout that period, so that’s something.
Yeah, I don’t think I would be that worried about it honestly. Just have a good answer prepared if your ask about your reasons for leaving.
Very nice, although I prefer a different kind of thick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDS1oNjx1pI
Beware. Weapons grade derp.
possibly satire
definitely satire- still funny
Poe’s Law strikes again.
thick as a brick?
She’s kinda cute. Funny. I would.
I dunno, man. This girl is cute as hell, but the exaggerated hourglass thing that everybody seems to be into these days just doesn’t do it for me. I hold it in the same regard as Botox lips and those goofy precision trimmed eyebrows that girls are doing now. That said, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I’m more of a 20-something-Sylvia-Kristel-in-a-sun-dress kinda guy.
The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that’s left of their religion.
I had to google that to figure it out what you’re talking about.
YOU’RE OLD.
She’s actually waaayyy out of my age range. I just really like how she looked when she was young. Do you not appreciate cheesecake soft-core porn from forgotten eras?
Since the age of 19 I’ve had access to instant pornography from every corner of the world, so no.
Those teen years were rough though…
Although I would sell my soul for an evening with Audrey Hepburn that includes butt stuff.
You at least have to appreciate the fact that her most famous film was directed by a guy named Just Jaeckin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Jaeckin
Batman sure did
Who do we look like, SIV?
*takes dick out of chicken*
Are we not doing this anymore?
*mournfully hangs up oven mitt*
Has Trump legalized cockfighting and chicken marriage so SIV can fulfill his personal heaven?
(Also cockfighting is for chumps, hobo fights are where it’s at)
Hobo vs chicken with razors.
How drunk is this hobo, JB?
I’m up for this idea, it’s like Pokemon. Razor Chicken vs. Drunk Hobo. I can’t wait until we get dogs and bears involved.
Falling down drunk of course.
She dead
We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first Jessica Rabbit.
More kulture war news
http://dailysignal.com/2017/05/31/this-farmer-wont-host-same-sex-weddings-on-his-orchard-now-a-city-has-banned-him-from-the-farmers-market/
Great post. Glad we arr in the thicc of it again.
Here is a little nugget of derp that I found today:
(Referring to the new San Francisco budget of 10 billion)
“Whining about the size of the budget doesn’t make sense. If we have more money to spend then we’re doing better not worse. Is that money misspent/wasted (especially on homeless issues)? I would say emphatically yes. City government being corrupt from top to bottom is more of an issue than Progressives, unless you think Progressives are inherently corrupt.
The famine stage of society produces the worst porn.
Fuck it, I’m gonna just post this: Doctor Doctor
Fucking Gilmore’d link. Rock Bottom. Great guitar solo, Schecker FTW
Dead thread I know but, Kathy Griffin is the victim, not Donald Trump and family.Kathy Griffin is the victim, not Donald Trump and family.
Too funny.
This is what happens when a local publication reaches a little further than their intended audience.
I think Burge says it best though:
I think you meant to link this. Also, apparently nobody in D.C. will ever think to build something to prevent the flooding of lowland areas. Civil engineering, the lost art of the ancients.