Greetings from rural New York state, where SP and I are encamped for the next week while I attend a technical seminar on “Measurement of the Booms Emanated By Boomsticks” in Buffalo. I lead an eclectic life. Well, enough about us, there’s much news to be commented upon.

The big news is, of course, bad driving in England. What still amazes me is the questions people don’t ask, prime being, “Why does this seem to be a mostly European phenomenon, and what can they learn from the US?” But of course, Europe has nothing to learn from the US, their embarrassing, uncivilized, bumpkin cousins.

Somehow, this is Trump’s fault.

Stunningly, Slate realizes that government policy can lead to horrible results. Well, they realize it today, it will be memory-holed quickly. Of course, this is Trump’s fault.

None of this matters, the world will end shortly. Because of Trump, of course.

The Root has become a favorite hate-read. Today’s outrage is particularly delicious. This is, sous entendu, Trump’s fault.

In sports news, there are people who make you wonder, “How many times is it gonna take before you choose another line of work?” If only Trump hadn’t been at the bottom of this.

And finally, in News of Weirdness, the best golf course fight you’ll see all year. This wouldn’t have happened if not for Trump.

And now I’m going to take a tour of Beautiful Downtown Wellsville.

NB: Though I’m not supposed to mention this, several of the West Coast founders are attending a wedding today. Grand Moff Serious Man is getting handcuffed to beloved commenter emeritus Kibby. The officiant is jesse.in.mb. This is clearly Trump’s fault.