Today, I bring to you Daniiela Ramirez, representing both Miami and slim thicc.
I await the strident and acrimonious debate that inevitably occurs in the comment section.
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That’s a “would”, sir!
OT: Those evil pistol grips made him do it.
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Throughout his writing, Stair makes repeated references to his conflicted sexuality.
“I’m a girl who’s been trapped in a man’s body for two and a half decades, and I need to get the hell out,” he wrote. “I don’t belong on this planet, nor have I ever.”
In the June 5 note, he said he never felt “so close to returning to my spiritual body.”
“The girl in me is clawing to get out. (Sixty-two) more hours … That’s the only thing standing in my way.”
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This story does not further the narrative and will be memory-holed.
Still they tried to bury the inconvenient parts at the bottom, yet mentioned the evil ergonomics twice right off the bat. They at least get a C- for effort in my book.
Yes, I know no-one reads this thread 12 hours later.
Au contraire, mon frere.
“The chilling declaration, recorded May 11, is part of an enormous online cache of videos, documents and social media posts left behind by the young man state police say barricaded the doors of the Weis Market in Eaton Twp. and used a pair of pistol-grip shotguns to kill three of his co-workers before taking his own life.”
So if all these “intelligence” agencies are basically spying on us 24/7, can’t they at least stop people who have put forth a credible threat to murder people? What the fuck are they even good for?
Are those all the same woman? Asking for a friend who thinks “they all look the same”.
And i was talking about the pic on the index.
The first one looks mirrored..
Yes.
Man, she gained some weight.
I didn’t see your clarification until after I posted.
The fourth woman looks like the third one after she ate the first two.
To be fair, you’re friend does kind of has a point.
Prepare yourself for the thicc.
Nope. Can’t do it.
Trump praised for avoiding conflict of interest.
Just kidding.
Proper response to article: “Cool story bro”
Wow. One of the dumbest effing articles I’ve ever seen. They could have also headlined it “Trump votes against his own self-interest, just like the people who voted for him”.
The Paris agreement would have prevented it. Fact.
By far the best of the TT girls. Could do without the fake tita tho.
No, no, no. Papi likey.
Not to go all t-shirt slogan here, but, I’m with Fatty.
I do wonder, though, how many have gone head-first in dat ass.
Good face. Here’s to the hope sure doesn’t ruin it with pointless duck bill lips plastic surgery.
Sigh….tattoos. I despise them.
Hey, Man! Don’t you judge me. You don’t know me, you haven’t seen the shit I’ve been through. These *Points to barbed wire tatt on biceps and Chester Cheetoh on calf* are reminders of a life you couldn’t possibly understand.
So back in my younger days, I was drunk and got my nipples pierced on a dare.
About a year later my sister found out and asked me what possessed me to do such a thing, and I told her, “chicks dig it.” My sister rather vehemently objected that nobody she knew would find that attractive, to which I pointed out, “Yeah, I don’t want to date the kind of girls you hang out with. I dated them all through High School, Time for me to move on.”
I think tattoos look stupid on guys, and can sometimes be attractive on women.
A good tattoo looks good on a hot chick. But anything looks good on a hot chick. Take the tat off, and she’s still a hot chick. 20 years later, she’s a not-so-hot-anymore chick with a fading tat. That definitely subtracts hotness points.
Best to skip the tat. It ain’t making average into hot. It can only make you less hot.
Although it does sometimes signal crazy. And crazy adds hotness points. Sad, but true.
With you 100% Swiss.
Ditto – red flag for me. Stay far away.
Why, you don’t like people with poor impulse control and who are bad with money?
The worst are the text tattoos. I’ve never seen one that didn’t sound inane.
But I try not to judge.
I’ve known a few people who have tattooed the names of lost family members on themselves.
The problem is that the people who do that also tend to engage in the same sort of behavior that caused the original family member to die in the first place. It’s just kind of “In honor of my dead cousin Chris, I got his name tattooed on my arm.” OK, that’s kind of cool.
“Also, I took a dump on the front porch of the door of the local Crips house responsible for killing him because fuck the Crips.” Wait, what? Not cool.
I’ve noticed the same thing about RIP bumper stickers.
Yes dear, that outfit does make your ass look big. Of course your ass makes your ass look big.
On the other hand, you don’t have to worry about her accidentally slipping off any stools.
But she might slip over a stool.
Or eat it.
Not only did Theresa May stupid the Conservatives out of the election, if early talk is anything to be believed, Labour might be able to put a government together.
Wow, shocker. And they didn’t even need to hold an election so soon.
Big gains for the side that supports the terrorists? I give up trying to understand the world.
As far as I can tell (maybe this is just my American sentiments though), May’s ham-handed response and promises to censor the internet probably cost her the election.
All May had to do was come out strong against terrorism and lay off the draconian antiprivacy stuff. If Corbyn gets PM it will be a disaster for Britain and the West.
This is a guy who doesn’t even understand the theory behind MAD. Christ. It really is amazing that May managed to fuck this up.
I know next to nothing about British politics but, fuck it, here goes:
My prediction is a conservative-someone else coalition with other than May at the helm. Maybe they can mitigate the damage with someone who’s actually competent in charge.
May will still be in charge, but the Cons will still maintain at least a minority because Corbyn’s an idiot, but Labour is not much better.
Yeah, I couldn’t believe that. The guy can’t even say that if his country is nuked he’d fire nukes back! Is he really going to be the new PM? Fucking hell!
European voters are fundamentally insular idiots who don’t understand how the real world works.
Authoritarians just can’t help themselves.
I blame misogyny and Russian hackers.
[NOTE from your Friendly Glibs staff – choose a new name]
Seriously? Labour is winning?! All that moron May had to do was talk about Brexit. Why, why, why were they pushing this internet censorship BS? Labour will fuck up Brexit. Europe really is a lost cause, isn’t it?
Looks neck and neck? Not sure how to interpret wat I’m seeing.
They dropped discussing Brexit and stressed all the stuff the Brits didn’t want. They actually deserve to lose but they might actually manage to pull it off, at least with a coalition govt. Their hand will be weakened though.
So the Conservative Party is the UK’s Stupid Party? Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Ok what the hell is going on that the Tories are picking up 11 seats so far in socialist Scotland off the SNP? Including Alex Salmond’s seat.
Looks like Dour Ulster Protestants and rarer than the Loch Ness monster Scottish Conservatives have managed to drag the Tories over the line to a weakened but still pro-Brexit coalition. Unless something very weird happens in Wales and Kensington. Interesting result either way.
Is the ass fake as well?
Polycarbonate
Given the number of cases it’s happened in South Florida, it’s possible that it’s caulk.
Prehistoricc or GTFO
Thats what real women look like.
At least they do after STEVE SMITH IS DONE WITH THEM.
Sicc
Am all about the cave girl
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/RAQUEL.jpg
And all iterations
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-raquel-welch-photos/celeb-spotter
oh what they hell, one more
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/149197.jpg
Do you want her dropped on top of you?
I just watched The LA Riots: 25 Years later. They had some great interviews with some of the key players, which I was not expecting. Tom Bradley was an utter fuck up, and Daryl Gates wasn’t that far off either.
It is no less chilling watching the violence today. I remember when it happened. It seemed like all of LA’s leadership was clueless.
I recall the Asian store owners with their guns not getting looted. Seems like there is a lesson there.
I watched a clip of some news bimbo breathlessly wondering if they had permits for those weapons and how uncivilized it was for people to defend themselves.
Appreciate your work, HM, but you’re gonna have to give the MILFs some respect or SF will be cutting in on your territory again.
Non-bootay related:
Tech Summit with or without beer or Paris
So, I thought none of these whore dogs were going to the cocktail party?
It’s almost like the Paris sad-faces were just a bunch of meaningless gabble.
She’s cute, but I hate fake tits.
Most of everything on her is fake and/or edited, would be my guess.
I appreciate the front page picture to give us a barometer of what these terms mean, but can we get it in chart form with weight classifications?
Attention: Guy who is trying to post under the handle “Tulpa” right now
I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a joke handle or what, but any comment you post is going to go straight to the trash can with that handle. This is a no Tulpa zone. No exceptions.
You’re Tulpa!
Fuck off Tulpa.
What if that’s the real Tulpa?
I figured out who it was.
Don;t leave us in suspense. Was it Tulpa?
Did you just assume xir gender?
You’re violating Tulpa’s freedom of speech!!1
/people who think the Bill of Rights is talking about private entities
All of the sudden I’m having a milk craving
I think she only gives saline.
I’m always happy to be the tester.
Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.
why read The Onion when this is the real news?
EU “Journalist Prize Against Discrimination” went to Notre Dame hammer jihadi for pro-migrant articles
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/06/eu-journalist-prize-against-discrimination-went-to-notre-dame-hammer-jihadi-for-pro-migrant-articles
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The ‘Islamic State-inspired’ Notre Dame hammer attacker was allegedly radicalised in Sweden and awarded a so-called “Journalist Prize Against Discrimination” by the European Union (EU) for writing pro-migrant articles during his time there.
The Algerian suspected jihadist Farid Ikken, 40, was given the award in 2009 by the European Commission, the EU’s unelected executive branch, for a report about asylum seekers claiming healthcare in Sweden, Expressen reports.
The “EU Commission’s National Journalist Prize Against Discrimination” was awarded to him for an article dealing with “asylum seekers who are not entitled to medical care and who are therefore forced to seek medical care, as well as healthcare staff and others who still provide health care to asylum seekers,” the Commission wrote in a statement.
Eight years later, this Tuesday, the award-winning journalist cried “this is for Syria” while hitting a policeman with a hammer in front of France’s most iconic cathedral.
The highly educated, well-travelled jihadi was shot in the chest and is currently recovering in hospital. He also left a video claiming allegiance to the Islamic State group, according to The Times.
The future terrorist came to Sweden to study for a master’s degree, LIC reports, where he had a Swedish wife before getting a divorce. His nephew, Sofiane Ikken, claims he was radicalised during his time. “I think he started to take an interest in religion during his stay in Sweden,” he told TSA-Algerie, a French-language Algerian site.
After graduating from university in the Swedish capital Stockholm, he worked as a freelance journalist for various papers and radio stations between 2009 and 2010, when he wrote his award-winning article.
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I’m guessing it was the same group that handed President not-Bush a Nobel Peace Prize, that then watched helplessly as not-Bush! bombed another half dozen countries. It caused them to seriously reconsider their philosophies about using their prize winning powers for blindly partisan ends, but then those Americans elected Trump, so time to chase another squirrel.
Hey Nathan Lean- go jump naked on a pile of thumbtacks
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/06/orlando-sentinel-cites-robert-spencer-saudi-funded-bridge-initiative-starts-defamation-campaign
head desk or nut punch? you decide
Millennials Call in Sick to Attend Comey Viewing Parties
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Look, people in Brooklyn aren’t out of touch. If anything, they know more about what’s really going on in this world than the average dumbass coal miner. They’ve read the Wikipedia pages on like four different 20th century social theorists.
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[polite applause]
Evergreen State continues its downward spiral into a parody of a cliche of a stereotype of itself
Evergreen State Student Steals Sign, Tears It Up and Throws It at Dissenter
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/evergreen-state-student-steals-sign-tears-it-up-and-throws-it-at-dissenter/
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Donald Trump is scheduled to make a state visit to Britain later this year, but preparations are already underway for a massive campaign designed to embarrass the American President by inundating him with naked rear ends everywhere he goes.
“Show your rump to Trump,” was born on social media, but the idea has quickly caught on.
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https://heatst.com/politics/show-your-rump-to-trump-plans-nationwide-mooning-during-presidents-uk-visit/
Ah progs, so predictable. When they get tired of calling you stupid and racist, they fling shit.
Gross
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An irreverent show about Jesus Christ as a teenager devised by Jenji Kohan, the colorfully-haired creator of Netflix’s hit prison series Orange is the New Black.
Kohan is so sure her new show—which she is presently writing—will prove hugely controversial that she’s taken out terrorism insurance to cover potential losses and liabilities against any crazy activity that occurs when it airs.
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Oh yeah, can’t risk pissing off them. Hardly a day goes by without a Christian terrorist attack. She should do something safer, like making fun of Mohamed.
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/orange-is-the-new-black-creator-buys-terrorism-insurance-for-new-show-about-teenage-jesus/
Insurance which strangely was categorized as a “marketing expense” in her books. Weird!
derp! derp! derp, senora! derp it all the time!
‘Fearless Girl’ Statue Was Almost a Cow Instead
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/fearless-girl-statue-was-almost-a-cow-instead/
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In the three months since the Fearless Girl statue has stood opposite the Wall Street Charging Bull, it’s attracted widespread media attention and controversy. But new emails show that State Street Global Advisers, the statue’s corporate sponsor, had first considered installing a statue of a bronze cow.
The New York Post obtained email correspondence between a State Street associate and New York City Hall. State Street apparently first thought a cow would be a compelling symbol of female empowerment.
The company was “developing and looking to launch a fund that will be exclusively comprised of women-owned or women-run companies,” the event consultant told City Hall in an April 29, 2016, email. “As a precursor to the announcement, they are looking to set up a statue of a cow to be set opposite the iconic Wall St bull at Bowling Green. …. The concept is to place the cow and to use it, as a buzz-building exercise.”
Eight months later, company reps had thought twice about the idea.
“The client realized, after we had gone down the road a bit, that a cow sculpture could be conceived as demeaning to women which would defeat the impetus of the event,” the event consultant wrote. “They have now come back to me and are looking to reboot this, with the changes being that they would change the sculpture from a cow to a girl with the concept that she would be ‘staring down’ the Bull.”
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They thought a cow would be a good symbol of female empowerment? I have stage 5 ass burgers and even I can see how retarded that is.
Maggie Haberman @ NYT tweets that Comey testimony reveals that press mostly ignored the misconduct of Lynch during the Clinton investigation, implies that people might consider that Trump may not have actually invented a New form of sin.
iow, something smart and insightful, showing some mild degree of self awareness.
Naturally, all the moderate, open-minded and liberal readers of the NYT freak the fuck out and curse her for daring to deviate from the script – effectively “THAT’S IN THE PAST!! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!! YOU ARE DISTRACTING PEOPLE FROM OUR COLLECTIVE HATRED OF THE ORANGE HITELR!!”
– there are a few minority opinions, among which are “Obviously Bill is to blame for Hillary’s loss, then”, and a few other permutations of re-directed outrage.
“Jesus, Maggie. Focus!”
Yeah, focus on that thing that we’re pretending isn’t a thing!
The very first reply to her is a fellow NYT writer who reminds her, “BUT WE DIDN”T MISS IT OF COURSE”, saying, “ahem we wrote 8000 words about it”
never mind the nature of the spin on those 8000 words
as though all of them were engaged in hard-hitting reporting probing potential conflicts of interest
Fun Story time. Back in the 80’s, my dad was working for a company that was looking to be bought out by Mitsubishi, so they they sent my dad and a Japanese executive on all expenses paid trip to to Miami Beach. My Dad picked up the exec, took him to the hotel, figured there was a bit of jet lag, crashed out, and told the Mitsubishi exec that if he he wanted a drink there was a rather nice hotel bar downstairs with lots of attractive women.
So the next day the Mitsubishi exec was rather upset, how dare My Dad send him to such an an openly racist bar. My dad was a bit bit confused, since it’s not like Miami beach is a hotbed of anti-Japanese propaganda. So after talking with the bartenders. he explained that when Miami Beach bartenders complain about JAPs. it has nothing to do with the Japanse.