Friday Afternoon Linkses

Wow. You’d think we were running a fundraiser with all the content we’re throwing out today, but no. We can’t seem to get all our shit in one sock when it comes to raising money. Sloopy, beat the orphans harder. They forgot to remind us to get the tipjar set up again. On to the links

  • Kevin D Williamson has a first-class rant against right-wing stupidity in NR. I remember when that publication used to have these sorts of columns on the regular.
  • It is my contention that US O&G will do more for world freedom than any actual diplomacy we engage in in the 2010s. Sadly, it did not load from the terminal I worked on building.
  • Oh. Is Macron going to play the bad boy now?
  • I always knew Steely Dan was some sort of cover. Only a government project would name itself after a Bill Borroughs dildo

Have a little AM Gold to take you into the weekend.

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Comments

262 responses to “Friday Afternoon Linkses”

  1. John Titor

    Today is Canadian Tax Freedom Day, i.e. every dollar the average Canadian made up until this point is tax revenue.

    Cue State Propaganda desperately attempting to justify itself and its funding while smearing the concept.

    1. __Warren__

      The Great Bled White North.

    2. Negroni Please

      But how many of those dollars are real dollars?

      1. John Titor

        Is this the part where you make fun of our Monopoly money?

        1. Negroni Please

          Damn straight it is. I can’t even name most of those fruity colors.

          1. Negroni Please

            Fascinating

          2. I am jealous of Canada’s Spock bucks.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Americans are soooo predictable with their humour. It’s why we have to subsidize comedy for them.

          1. John Titor

            Exactly. It’s always “durrhurr, flappy heads, maple syrup, ur moneyz gay” If it weren’t for our John Candys and what-not they’d be a cultural wasteland.

          2. Just Say’n

            Just face it: Canada sucks. That’s why all your comedians run away to America.

          3. John Titor

            By this standard California is the best state, and I refuse to accept that.

          4. Negroni Please

            That…is a good point.

          5. Mad Scientist

            California is the best place. The state government may be completely fucked up, but California itself is the very best place there is.

          6. John Titor

            I’m going to take a page from the Greco-Romans and say California is actually the worst place because of geographical determinism. The Greeks thought that your environment determined the success and nature of your society. So the colder, northern parts of Europe created degenerate, uncultured barbarians because they couldn’t farm, while the Orient, where food could be easily produced and the weather was great, produced decadent, spoiled rotten societies.

            California is the Orient of America.

          7. Mad Scientist

            Rebuttal: California has a film industry because nearly every conceivable environment is within a few hours drive of LA. We have deserts, mountains, forests, plains, dry lakes, actual lakes, and virtually everything else. There are plenty of places in California where the weather is absolutely miserable (San Francisco 90% of the year), and plenty where it’s amazing (my home town).

          8. jesse.in.mb

            I’m sorry, I was too busy watching men and women play beach volleyball in skimpy bathing suits year round to care about geographic determinism.

          9. John Titor

            You see, decadence. You got to fight for and treasure your titties and dicks or they’re meaningless.

          10. FreeSociety

            I’m going to take a page from the Greco-Romans and say California is actually the worst place because of geographical determinism. The Greeks thought that your environment determined the success and nature of your society. So the colder, northern parts of Europe created degenerate, uncultured barbarians because they couldn’t farm, while the Orient, where food could be easily produced and the weather was great, produced decadent, spoiled rotten societies

            Almost a perfectly backward description of human evolution.

          11. jesse.in.mb

            You see, decadence. You got to fight for and treasure your titties and dicks or they’re meaningless.

            That’s just silly. Bounty gives you an appreciation for quality over quantity…Although when it comes to sexy people in skimpy clothing, we have both in spades.

          12. Mad Scientist

            It’s true. It’s why they give me a subsidy to live here.

          13. John Titor

            Circa 3rd century B.C. they were pretty spot on.

          14. John Titor

            Bounty gives you an appreciation for quality over quantity…

            Bounty inherently diminishes the value of the goods, as all things economic.

          15. Heroic Mulatto

            WE WUZ VIKANGZ!

          16. __Warren__

            And the maple isn’t even a real tree! It’s a juice bush!

          17. Rufus the Monocled

            Californians take their state for granted!

          18. Holger-da-Dane

            And Jim Carrey negates all of that.

          19. MikeS

            And Jim Carrey negates all of that.

            …and Celine Dion and Rush.

          20. John Titor

            …and Celine Dion and Rush.

            Now them’s fighting words on libertarian forums.

          21. mexican sharpshooter

            As does Samantha Bee

          22. MikeS

            Now them’s fighting words on libertarian forums.

            I knew it wouldn’t be a popular comment, but I just can not stand them. I will freely admit that they are great musicians. I just can’t listen to their songs. I think it’s Geddy’s voice that most annoys me.

          23. Mad Scientist

            ^^^THIS^^^

            I SHOULD like Rush, but his voice is like two cats fighting on a chalkboard.

          24. Subsidize? I thought the comedy exports were reparitions for Bryan Adams and Celine Dion.

            And let us not forget the chemical warfare that is now referred to as Degrassi.

          25. John Titor

            We send a yearly tribute of hot women south as well. That could change.

          26. Rufus the Monocled

            What’s Shania Twain up to these days?

          27. Trigger Hippie

            50ish.

          28. R C Dean

            A damn fine 50ish, I would say.

          29. Negroni Please

            unnecessarily adding the letter u to humor doesn’t count as a subsidy.

          30. The funny Canadians go to the US to make a success of themselves. The rest stay behind and bitch about what an evil place they think the US is.

          31. Negroni Please

            Just like the UK. Anyone funny, talented, or attractive moves to America.

          32. John Titor

            Let the record show that Negroni considers Justin Bieber funny, talented and/or attractive.

          33. Negroni Please

            http://www.businessinsider.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-face-photo-2014-1

            He snuck in by mistake. They thought he was Miley Cyrus and sadly she’s a citizen here

          34. John Titor

            It’s entirely possible to be a successful Canadian in the U.S. and still bitch about what an evil place it is, thank you very much.

          35. Rufus the Monocled

            So explain Red Green and Wayne & Shuster smarty-pants!

          36. Negroni Please

            I can’t. I don’t know what those things are. Is that more small market garbage like the rest of Canada’s televised high school talent(less) shows?

          37. John Titor

            Hey, we make the best white trash television in the Western world. Red Green, Trailer Park Boys, Letterkenny.

          38. Rufus the Monocled

            How could you forget Check it Out?!?

          39. Red Green isn’t funny. Maybe some SWPL types enjoy it, but that doesn’t mean it’s funny.

            Speaking of boomer SWPL types, the local classical music station just finished up its quarterly begathon. One time I tuned in, and they were playing Tom Lehrer.

          40. leonadasiv

            Red green is hilarious and I’ll fight you!!

          41. ArchieBunker

            How would you approach it if u were us? Genuinely curious, next month I’m going near border of Canada and may try and find an open mic which would be a good place to do a Canada joke or two if I can write a couple

          42. Rufus the Monocled

            Not….sure.

            Canada: What’s the point?

            Canada: The cabin in the woods America forgot.

          43. Negroni Please

            I googled best Canada joke and got this:
            “A Newfie, a Québécois, and an Albertan find a lamp and rub it. Out comes a genie that offers them 3 wishes.
            The Newfie wishes for the Atlantic ocean to be teaming with Cod again so he could be a fisherman like his father, grandfather and great grandfather before him.
            The Québécois wishes for a big wall to be built around the province of Quebec in order to keep the English influence out for ever.
            The Albertan asks the genie what this wall was about. Genie says that the wall is 1000 feet high and 100 feet wide, there isn’t a thing getting through it!
            He says good enough, for my wish, fill it with water.”

            Works for me

          44. John Titor

            Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in western Newfoundland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says:

            “THE END IS NEAR.
            TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW
            BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.”

            As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells “Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don’t need your lectures.”

            From around the next curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, Father Patrick says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”

            “Yaa,” Sean agrees, then adds, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say
            “BRIDGE CLOSED”?

          45. I’ve always wanted to go to Flin Flon.

          46. John Titor

            Depending on the province everyone likes you shit-talking the other local province, i.e. if you’re in B.C. (Canada’s California) you shit on Alberta (Canada’s Texas). Making fun of the French plays well to English crowds. In general just knowing something about Canada that’s weird or dumb plays better than the tired as fuck stereotypes (politeness, maple syrup, etc.).

          47. Rufus the Monocled

            What do you do about Labrador and Nunavut?

          48. John Titor

            Obviously complain about Toronto or Ottawa.

    3. Ed Wuncler

      Pssssh, your money and labor belongs to the government. If you would have read the Social Contract you signed when you exited your Mother’s womb, you would have known that.

    4. Mad Scientist

      So you’re only slaves for the first half of the year?

    5. Q Continuum

      UNAHVURSAL HELTHCAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!1!!11ELEVEN!!!11!!

    6. The Last American Hero

      Keeping the White Walkers out isn’t cheap.

  2. Sean

    Hey all,
    I’m a long time lurker, first time poster. I followed over from the other place and I’m not Tulpa (I promise). This place has a much better vibe and I wanted to say hi and thank you to all of you who help me procrastinate my day away while I’m at work.

    1. ArchieBunker

      Welcome home. Just don’t mention that other site again or they will ban your ass.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        The TSTSNBN thing was an organic community development. The only thing the site staff discourages is spleening incessantly about H&R or the commenters who didn’t come over…It lacks class, even by our admittedly low standards.

        1. Worker and Parasite

          We have tons of class here. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

          *goes back to watching Ow, My Balls and batin’ *

          1. Tonio

            Tons of class *and* meticulous attention to prose styling. Sheesh.

      2. MikeS

        I thought newbies were supposed to be told to fuck off before anyone started being nice to them?

        1. Trigger Hippie

          I know, right?

          My first week posting at The Other Place, Old Man With Candy teased me after I’d just found out a neice of mine was molested at age 8-9 and I lost it on a guy who’s handle linked to NAMBLA.

          That was an eye-opener.

    2. I followed over from the other place and I’m not Tulpa (I promise).

      Just what tulpa would say!

      1. Sean

        Doh!

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Look at it this way- this site was started by a husband-and-wife team of a redneck and a child molester, a bear, Ted Kaczynski, a guy with a criminal mom, a guy who squints, a poop-obsessed gamer, a political slash-fic porn writer, a guy with the most horrifying YouTube history you could imagine…. So that pretty much set the tone.

      1. kbolino

        Speaking of people who started the site (or at least, were here when it began), what happened to the good Doctor Groovus?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          We wonder that ourselves. And we worry and hope he’s OK.

        2. Tonio

          Groovus has gone quiet. I was in intermittent personal contact with him, and my last message to him, over a week ago, has gone unanswered.

          I hope he’s ok.

      2. My mom is an alleged criminal. Alleged.

        1. Vhyrus

          You know I keep hearing about this but what is the sloopys mom story?

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Here’s a (((summary))).

      3. F. Stupidity Jr.

        I’ve got them all sorted out except for Ted Kaczynski and the guy who squints.

        1. Trigger Hippie

          *narrows gaze*

  3. Just Say’n
    1. Gilmore

      I can’t even follow wtf they’re babbling about anymore. There’s not even any crime alleged. WTF is anyone “testifying” about?

  4. Private Chipperbot

    3 on 3 basketball added to Olympics. Weightlifting, track events cut. Some mixed sports added which should be interesting.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Dude, ping pong is in the Olympics. PING PONG.

      Have to bring up those Asian medals count, amirite?

      I always laugh whenever I see the list of North American Olympians and see ping-pongers. Like they’re gonna win anything.

      Waste of time and money. Put them in ribbon twirling or something.

      1. Sour Kraut

        It’s called rhythmic gymnastics Rufus. And when you can bend over like that, you can criticize.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          What makes you think I can’t?

      2. PBRstreetgang

        A friend who grew up in China says over there Ping-Pong is called the equivalent of “National Ball”.
        He might be yanking my chain, but seems believable.

        1. FreeSociety

          And “ping pong” is just a racist name for the game, like “African handball”.

          1. MikeS

            A beter racist name for it would be something like “Ling Pong” or “Chin Chong”

          2. FreeSociety

            For the record, I think “African handball” is hilarious and I refuse to refer to the game as anything else at this point.

          3. Tim from Philly

            I had a friend that called in African Ballet. I thought that was kind of classy in a really racist way.

          4. FreeSociety

            That’s barely racist. Just racist enough to be funny however.

    2. The simplest solution would have been to drop soccer.

      1. robc

        Considering its played as an under-23 tourney (mostly), that seems the best approach.

      2. one true athena

        I figure if the sport has another tournament that it values more than winning a gold medal (i.e. World Cup) it doesn’t need to be in the Olympics.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Dude, if you eliminate Hockey from the Olympics, how are the Canadians going to win a championship?

          1. I would make a distinction between tournaments for national sides and tournaments for club sides. Hockey remains in the winter Olympics for that reason.

          2. But by your reasoning, golf and tennis are out. And I’d agree with that, even though tennis’ inclusion in the Olympics made Russian tennis the powerhouse it is.

          3. Pomp

            Curling, duh. Curling is for reals too.

        2. Winded

          So in addition to Soccer, I think from the Summer games that would knock out:

          Golf
          Tennis
          Men’s Basketball
          Boxing
          Wrestling? At least in the Heavyweight division?

  5. John Titor

    I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z…

    (this doesn’t work so well in Canada)

    1. Just Say’n

      “But, you’ve finally made a monkey”

      “Yes we’ve finally made a monkey”

      “Out of meeeee! I love you Dr. Zayes”

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Zaius!

        On kind of the same subject, the trailer for War for the Planet of the Apes looks awesome. The reboot series has been excellent to this point.

    2. C. Anacreon

      In Canada would it be Chimpan-Zed?

      1. __Warren__

        And Zed Mostel?

  6. __Warren__

    Bernie Sanders couldn’t outmaneuver Mr. Magoo.

    1. C. Anacreon

      “Road hog!!”

  7. Brochettaward

    CNN personality demands Trump unblock her on Twitter so she can continue to call him a liar. Demonstrates that she doesn’t know what a “fact” actually is.

    So when he tweeted on Sunday after the terror attack in London: “At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is ‘no reason to be alarmed!’” like many I was appalled but not surprised. The quote from London Mayor Sadiq Khan was, of course, taken entirely out of context and as such amounted to a lie.

    I replied to Trump on Twitter: “What Khan in fact said: There was ‘no reason to be alarmed’ by an increased, armed police presence. You know no bounds. Liar.”

    1. Ed Wuncler

      I think one of the funniest aspects of the Left is that not only do they want to insult you, they also want you to have to stand there in silence and take it. One of the best ways to deal with them is to tell them to fuck off and that you’re not playing their game.

    2. John Titor

      See, if it’s just some random person on Twitter, whatever. But you work for CNN. Do you think you have any social capital whatsoever to run around screaming at how other people are liars? Trump’s got higher approval ratings than you for Christ’s sake.

    3. PapayaSF

      Yeah, why should anyone be alarmed at swarms of armed police on the streets of London? That’s old hat. I remember all the similar scenes in the ’50s and ’60s.

      1. C. Anacreon

        Those weren’t police. Those were girls chasing the Beatles.

    1. Worker and Parasite

      Meth is a hell of a drug.

    2. Q Continuum

      Criminals don’t tend to be smart, but if you were dedicated to a life of crime, wouldn’t you want to limit easily visible identifying characteristics?

      1. I’m just curious how much farther he has to go with the tats before people will think he’s part of a minstrel show.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          The menstrual show was part of the AM Links.

          1. That’s a bloody good joke!

          2. MikeS

            You two have me seeing red!

          3. Fatty Bolger

            Just go with the flow.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        See: the first part of your statement.

      3. The successful drug dealer I knew looked like an accountant – always dressed nicely with Nautica shirts and Dockers. He never got busted, only his heroin addiction stopped him.

        1. Chipwooder

          Kind of like Daniel Craig in Layer Cake, huh?

      4. Diane Reynolds

        You answered your own question.

    3. PapayaSF

      I think crime would take a noticeable drop if we simply locked up anyone with a facial tattoo.

      1. Brett L

        You go pick up Mike Tyson.

    4. grrizzly

      Wow, he’s even reasonably attractive in the first picture. Why?

  8. Ed Wuncler

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/06/07/kansas-republicans-raise-taxes-rebuking-their-gop-governors-real-live-experiment-in-conservative-policy/?utm_term=.392fb717bb5b&wpisrc=nl_rainbow&wpmm=1

    “In a decisive repudiation of conservative tax-cutting philosophy, Kansas Republicans voted this week to reverse deep tax cuts enacted by Gov. Sam Brownback (R), a move that lays bare the challenges of one-party control and the risks for Republicans in Washington pursuing a similar policy at the national level.”

    A progressive acquaintance I know is doing a victory dance on Facebook because of this article.

    1. __Warren__

      Thing is the tax breaks were working. Kansas has a spending problem, not a revenue problem.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        That what I was trying to tell the acquaintance but of course they believe that spending and taxing more creates growth and equality.

        1. Brochettaward

          The left attack on Kansas never made a lick of sense. The economy was doing well and better than most of the rest of the country, but suddenly progressives cared about deficits again. Because that was the only metric I saw that was worse. Which still doesn’t actually prove the thesis of their typical argument that low taxes don’t produce growth.

    2. Just Say’n

      Kansas didn’t even look that bad financially with the tax cuts. Dumb

    3. One of my RSS feeds from New Zealand had an interview about this.

    1. Brochettaward

      So, “antifa” progressives are pussies everywhere. Just so we’re clear.

      1. Just Say’n

        That was my take away

    2. AlmightyJB

      Little bitches

  9. Bobarian LMD

    I think KDW is off on this one, because the ‘Deep-State’ isn’t some organized conspiracy, it’s just Bureaucratic Inertia.

    Tying it to boogie men (illuminati, Neo-Cons) belittles the problem of bureaucracy acting as an separate arm of the government.

    Separate and mostly unaccountable.

    1. __Warren__

      But the various factions and agencies are in competition with each other so it makes it hard to just roll on and get whatever you want as a conspirator.

      So they’re not all working against you all the time. And that’s something.

    2. Drake

      I’m not so sure – the government employee unions are by definition “organized”.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Yeah, but they’re an organized form of inertia. Their interest just forms around keeping the vig going.

    3. Tonio

      My working hypothesis is that there is actually a small, competent deep state that acts very cautiously, subtly and infrequently. They are happy to let the inertia of the non-elite bureaucracy front for them.

    4. Brett L

      You’re missing the point he’s making. The Bureaucratic Inertia exists. It is not on the first page of the problems Trump has right now. Blaming Trump’s (or Congress’s) mistakes on the Deep State will prevent any creditable attack on the problem.

      1. Chipwooder

        I think that’s a fair statement, but I also think Williamson is overstating his case when he says (paraphrasing since fucking NR won’t let you copy and paste) that there isn’t a monolithic interest group with coordinated actions. The thing is, when the federal bureaucracy is embedded with the same kind of statist assholes everywhere, there doesn’t need to be coordinated action. That should have been obvious in the case of Lois Lerner and the IRS – no one at the IRS had to receive direct orders from the White House to do what they did because it was implicitly understood that what they were doing was of benefit to the White House. He’s right that there isn’t a secret network with a hierarchy issuing orders, but that doesn’t really matter.

        1. Chipwooder

          aw hell

        2. The thing is, when the federal bureaucracy is embedded with the same kind of statist assholes everywhere, there doesn’t need to be coordinated action.

          That’s what I think, too. I don’t think there’s a conspiracy, I just think that the civil service is chock full of the kind of people who believe firmly in the Top.Men. strategy of governance and believe in doing it good and hard. These are people with staggering amounts of power who aren’t elected and have been in the fed for decades, in some cases.

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            To be sure, they’ve earned their way into those positions of power by being good at their job.

        3. R C Dean

          He’s right that there isn’t a secret network with a hierarchy issuing orders, but that doesn’t really matter.

          I think its a little more of a mixed bag. I think there is plenty of coordinate Deep Stating going on – this isn’t all spontaneous and random. And I don’t have any doubt that plenty of “guidance” comes down from on high – Lerner was in and out of the White House an awful lot, as were lots of union guys who have a lot of Deep State members.

          Organized crime, as I understand it, doesn’t operate on clear directive orders, either. Its more of of a wink and a nod type deal, because wiretapping. But nobody doubts the organized crime outfits aren’t hierarchical, etc.

  10. Brochettaward

    In British election news, I can’t help but notice a stark contrast between how the American media portrays Corbyn versus the British press (at least the little I’m exposed to). CNN found some bozo Bernie support to lionize him and argue that of course Bernie would have trounced Trump. Drudge has frequently run headlines praising him. Meanwhile, most analysts I’ve seen indicate that Labour likely could have made far larger gains if only it wasn’t for Corbyn. They won in spite of him.

    Of course, if May wasn’t a halfwit, the conservatives likely get their clean majority and trounce Labour.

    Why does the left feel the compulsive need to make it all about cult of personality?

    1. Brochettaward

      I also can’t help but feel that the moderate shift after this election is being exaggerated. The results are completely indecisive despite a disastrous campaign run by May and you wouldn’t even know from the headlines that the conservatives are still going to eek out a government. This reminds me quite a bit of the headlines run when Democrats supposedly do better than expected in various races. That cunt Corbyn actually got out there and acted like voters were really giving him a mandate to form a government.

      Basically, what ended up happening was voters maintained the status quo for the most part. Unless I’m just that clueless on British electoral politics.

    2. Ed Wuncler

      Because that’s all they have. When you strip Obama down, you see an individual who lacks any sort of original ideas and who has the intellectual curiosity of a fruit fly. He had no substance whatsoever, so they had to create this aura around him to make him palatable to the voting public.

      1. Not an Economist

        ^This*1000

      2. Sour Kraut

        Substitute “Trudeau” or “Macon” or the next great blank slate as well.

        Superficially-charismatic blank slates are the only figures remaining on the left with mass appeal.

        1. Mad Scientist

          This guy hasn’t fucked up too badly yet. Let’s put him in charge of stuff!

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Corbyn’s popularity is due to the fact that the left no longer cares about masks. Corbyn is an open communist, an open friend of terrorist groups, and an open anti-Semite, and he’s still popular.

      1. FreeSociety

        And don’t even get me started on Diane Abbott, that fucking toad with half a brain.

    4. __Warren__

      If the Tories would just concentrate on letting people get wealthy and stay away from all this invasive snooping crap they’d never lose. But you got these paranoics at the top of the party that just can’t let that shit go.

      People want to be wealthier, they do not want to be spied on, Theresa. Have you learned that yet you dried-up-rancid-apricot-clitted bitch?

      1. Chipwooder

        Apricot?

        1. __Warren__

          Yes.

      2. FreeSociety

        With Muslims come a security state. If anyone in power remains unwilling to name the actual problem, the rights of the real British people will erode so that Ahmed will get free dental care.

    5. Mad Scientist

      Why does the left feel the compulsive need to make it all about cult of personality?

      What’s their alternative? They certainly can’t make it about facts or actual issues.

    6. I think they’re lionizing Corbyn simply because he’s TEAM LEFT. They simply don’t know what a disaster he is.

    7. John Titor

      Corbyn is largely seen in Britain as an idiot, his approval ratings were absolute trash for the entirety of the campaign, half his own party hates him because they think he’s too extreme, and him and his flunkies keep embarrassing the shit out of Labour (see his nuke comment, the one guy giving speeches at Stalinist rallies, Abbott saying nice things about Mao).

      American news media will lionize him because Leftist solidarity and they’re outside looking inside. Inside Britain there’s much more exposure to what kind of person he is.

      1. FreeSociety

        Yeah but they cropped the hammer and sickle banners out of the shot of him giving the speech to Stalinists, so it was very inspiring!

    1. Just Say’n

      God bless you

    2. AlmightyJB

      Mercy Mercy Mercy

    3. All of them at once. But particularly #6 and #10.

    4. Juice

      Not worth turning off adblock.

    5. Q Continuum

      I’ll go with numbers 5 and 8.

  11. Drake

    With all the hysteria on the Left, I wonder if we are entering into open civil war.

    There is no form of legal authority that the left accepts as a permanent institution. It only utilizes forms of authority selectively when it controls them. But when government officials refuse the orders of the duly elected government because their allegiance is to an ideology whose agenda is in conflict with the President and Congress, that’s not activism, protest, politics or civil disobedience; it’s treason.

    With the DNC so completely consumed by radical leftism now, I don’t see how this ends in anything other than blood – unless they start shedding followers rapidly.

    1. Tonio

      I think there will be​ a turning point when the so-called antifa actually kill one or more people in a riot. That will scare off most people, especially given their tendency to turn on their allies.

  12. Just Say’n

    http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-welch-comey-testimony-trump-20170608-story.html

    I’m throwing this out there again. It’s written by a certain editor of a certain publication of which we are all aware. It’s a good article.

    1. Brochettaward

      Welch is very diplomatic when anyone still crying obstruction is just retarded and/or disingenuous. Hillary was destroying electronic devices with hammers and having lawyers without security clearances delete 30,000 emails and these cunts didn’t care about obstruction.

      They deserve nothing more than to be roundly mocked.

    2. Welch is too nice to team blue here. He should hammer on the DNC criminality/rigged election like a sledgehammer. Same for Clinton’s actions to undermine any investigation into her while at State. Same for the DNC’s refusal to turn servers over to FBI while Comey is out there saying for sure they were hacked by the Russians.

      Furthermore, why is nobody saying anything about what Comey actually said yesterday: that Russia has been trying to influence our elections since forever. And that plenty of nations routinely engage in this activity and always have.

      Because that’s an important FACT that needs to be repeated over and over again. This is status quo, not some earth-shattering one off scandal.

      1. Gilmore

        plenty of nations routinely engage in this activity and always have.

        This is the aspect that annoys me the most. Everyone is pretending that the recent hackery-of-stuff by “russian-connected-groups” is some new and pernicious phenomenon.

        The reality is that not only are they doing it, dozens of other groups, connected to dozens of other foreign governments (as well as Chinese business interests) have been doing it every year during every election… since the invention of the personal computer. And they also do it in non-election years, and in both political and non-political ways. EVERYONE FUCKING “HACKS” EVERYTHING.

        Its not some conspiracy to influence the results of elections = its bloody *routine snooping*. Most of the time the organizations doing it just do it because they can – because its something to do. Not because it serves any particular geopolitical strategy or tangible objectives. Its just information-hoovering for the sake of info-hoovering.

        And guess who invented that (#U*@($ practice??

        Didn’t we just get done explaining to Americans that the NSA can snoop on any fucker on earth as long as he isn’t a US Citizen? did that tidbit somehow slip by people? Do you think the emails of Russian political figures are somehow less-hacked than american ones?

        The entire narrative of “Russian Hacking!” is based on purposely perpetuating IGNORANCE of how the world actually works. It relies on public myths. And the media purposely perpetuates these myths because its convenient for them.

        This is why i fucking hate journalists these days. They’re not interested in the truth, they’re interested in pumping contrived Soap Operas for clicks.

        1. Brochettaward

          I’m reminded of a scandal in the late ’90’s that was downplayed that involved a lot of Chinese money flowing into the DNC and Clinton campaign coffers. You don’t even need to go back that far, frankly. But that was directly related to foreign entities influencing a campaign. And there’s hard evidence in the public domain proving it.

          1. Brochettaward

            There’s also Podesta getting a massive investment from an energy company funded by the Kremlin. And then other former officials. Bill being paid $500,000 for a speech in Moscow while she was Secretary of State. And Podesta and the Clintons failed to disclose much of it.

            The Chinese shit also continued through her time as Secretary of State. Bill was a paid advisor for the Chinese while his wife was negotiating with them. Think about that one for a moment.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Dude, seriously?

            /Brooklyn hipster.

          3. Gilmore

            There’s also that = that these contrived narratives serve mainly to obfuscate real sources of corruption and influence.

            And there was no clearer case of ‘horrifying corruption of US politicians’ than Clinton and her faux-charity foundation. Real money flowed constantly between foreign states and Clinton subordinates.

            And yet you have @)#(*$@ self-important journos pretending that some server in a Trump hotel getting pinged by some server in Russia is potential evidence of …..something.

        2. Holger-da-Dane

          The entire narrative of “Russian Hacking!” is based on purposely perpetuating IGNORANCE of how the world actually works.

          And the purpose is to make it sound like ballot boxes were being stuffed, and voting machines tampered with. I know several people for whom this is the understanding, and they will not listen to an actual explanation of what the actual “hacking” concern is and what it uncovered.

          They are very confident in their ability to push this narrative as well. I haven’t seen any real attempts to refute the dirty laundry being aired by those alleged hacks, just a bunch of hand waving and vague non-explanations.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      “As Comey himself pointed out back when he declined to prosecute Hillary Clinton over her use of a personal email server, criminal intent matters.”

      Wrong. WRONG. WRONG!

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Exactly. She knew damn well she was breaking the law. After all, she’s been around politics for 30 years and was a lawyer FFS.

        So spare me the benefit of the doubt angle with that lying degenerate.

        1. Chipwooder

          No peon working in a position requiring a clearance would EVER get away with the Costanza defense. Ever.

    4. Brochettaward

      Also, I’m just going to repeat that the “collusion” claim, all this awful smoke that keeps getting referenced, is nothing more than typical behavior. Members of a transition team speaking to Russians isn’t indicative of anything nefarious. It’s business as usual and proper.

      This is an entire narrative and, laughably enough, criminal investigation cobbled out of thin air by a Department of Justice and FBI that didn’t deem there to be enough evidence to investigate the Clinton Foundation. It was initiated by that shitheel James Clapper. A guy who not only has lied to Congress openly, but who has actually voted communist and is little more than a partisan Democratic stooge.

      The “collusion” investigation shouldn’t even exist to begin with. It’s entirely political.

  13. Drake

    Meanwhile, is it time to call Islamic violence in Western Europe an Insurgency? It seems to be taking on the pace and scope of a revolution (despite the politicians’ efforts to call it criminal behavior by a few bad apples).

  14. __Warren__

    TURN OFF THE FUCKING SIDEBAR!!!!

    1. AlmightyJB

      What sidebar?

  15. Drake

    Australian Antifas attack an old conservative columnist – and get punched in the face for their troubles.

    1. Grumbletarian

      Scroll up to comment 11. Great video there.

    2. John Titor
    3. Playa Manhattan

      The bizarre thing about that is that those pussies are filming him like they’re going to catch him doing something wrong. They film themselves attacking him as if they’re going to get some great footage where they can say “See??? He’s violent!!!”

      1. leonadasiv

        Yeah some good advise I got as a kid was: if you are going to do something criminal, don’t film it.

  16. Gilmore

    Reza Aslan (*no relation to Narnian lions, i was surprised to learn) Fired by CNN for Doing What They Actually Hired Him To Do In The First Place

    1. Sour Kraut

      Jihad Watch must be doing a happy dance

      1. FreeSociety

        Admittedly they haven’t had much to be happy about in a long time. Gotta take what you can get.

    2. Emmerson Biggins

      I’d wager the cannibalism back fired just a little bit on him too. Who wudda guessed?

      1. Juice

        Hmm. The link works, but just in case. Here it is again.

  17. PBRstreetgang

    “I always knew Steely Dan was some sort of cover”
    Speaking of Steely Dan covers, did you know Phil Hartman did the cover for “AJa”? Somehow I didn’t learn this until recently.

    1. Gilmore

      ? The american flag in shadow thing?

      *correction = its a photo of a japanese kibuki (or noh?) actress.

      “”The cover photo by Hideki Fujii features Japanese model and actress Sayoko Yamaguchi.[8][“”

      You’re right PH did design it – but apparently his design contribution was just choosing the photo. It is a wonderful cover tho.

      1. Worker and Parasite

        The cover for America’s Greatest Hits is a classic. I had no idea it was him.

      2. robc

        He is no Roger Dean.

        1. PapayaSF

          And Roger Dean wasn’t much of actor.

          1. PapayaSF

            of *an* actor.

  18. trshmnstr

    I recommend http://www.badgerandblade.com for those of you interested in wet shaving and other pursuits of manliness (and womanliness, but there are no female libertarians, so I’ll not bother). They are focused on wet shaving, but have good communities surrounding firearms, pipes and cigars, men’s fashion, cooking, and more.

    1. Brochettaward

      Wet shaving works better when done right than shaving cream. I had the worst issue with bumps when I used to use the cream in the Army until I switched to just water.

      1. Are there libertarians out there that still use shaving cream? I thought that was one of the things we had all agreed upon.

        1. Mad Scientist

          When my electric is out of charge I use shaving cream.

        2. FreeSociety

          I shave my head and beard down to the stubble once per month at best. I basically shave once my wife’s bitching gets to be more of a bother than the enjoyment I get from being a heterosexual bear.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            My wife stopped bitching about it, and negotiated a deal where she stops shaving when I do.

          2. Vhyrus

            IDK what the hell is wrong with your wives. If I shave off my beard my girlfriend makes fun of me until it grows back.

          3. FreeSociety

            I guess I’m just that handsome underneath all the fur.

          4. trshmnstr

            This. Wife says I’m too babyfaced, so I keep at least a day’s worth stubble. I use my razor to trim the beard up.

          5. mexican sharpshooter

            I have another issue. If I grow it out I don’t look like a viking, I look like a terrorist.

        3. Emmerson Biggins

          I didn’t realize that. But checking in with agreement. Every 3 years when I shave, Hot Water is all I use. I used shaving cream like 1 or 2 times when I was 16 or something. Figured out quickly it was a scam.

    2. I use a Merkur safety razor and soap. Great shave compared to the multi-blade cartridge.

      1. Sean

        I use a Merkur razor too, but with Aveeno shave gel and it is a great shave. Plus the cost savings is fantastic with the double edge blades over multi-blade systems.

      2. trshmnstr

        Nice! I’m currently using a 1957 Gillette SuperSpeed. I started with a Merkur, but found out that you can get all sorts of nice safety razors on ebay for really cheap.

        I need to get some good soap. I have been using some stuff from some random lady at a farmer’s market, but it doesn’t lather right.

        1. Chipwooder

          I have an early ’60s Slim adjustable.

    1. FreeSociety

      This particular scam runs rampant in Columbus around the OSU campus every single election year.

    2. JaimeRoberto

      But, but, but there’s no evidence that any of those false registrations actually voted.

  19. ArchieBunker

    On an earlier post someone asked about what to do with desk jockey back pain. I’m not a desk jockey but I’ve had an inversion table for about a year and my back hasn’t bothered me since. Used to act up once every couple months.

    1. Hudson

      Thanks. Aside from getting more active I may look into something like this. The best thing so far is taking baths in the morning. The pain is the worst in the morning and my back is stiff. The bath seems to take all of the weight and stress off of it.

      Now I just need to find some heroine…

  20. KibbledKristen

    I cannot believe I made it through 8 hours at work today. Perimenopause is no joke.

      1. KibbledKristen

        She has amazing tits.

    1. But Enough About Me

      Perimenopause is no joke.

      True, but there are compensations. My wife hasn’t menstruated in over a year, and she’s just fine with that.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I’m not to that point yet (hence the “peri” prefix). I pray for the sweet release of actual menopause. Every month. Every fuckng month.

        1. __Warren__

          My wife takes some kind hormone to turn her soaker hose off.

          1. How do you make a hormone?

        2. But Enough About Me

          Technically, her gyno says she’s still in the “peri” part. Whatevs — she’s just really happy she doesn’t need the damn pads any more.

          Me too.

  21. ooh I had central air installed today. No more crappy window units and walls that are wet with blood water from the humidity.

    1. Mad Scientist

      You have humidity out in the wastelands?

      1. deep in the caves, brother.

    2. Akira

      My house was built in 1920, and someone installed central air/heating after it was built. I wish they would have planned this shit out better, because they put vents in some of the most inconvenient places. There’s are two vents in the living room that basically make one side of the room unable to accommodate a couch or entertainment center. They also ran a big duct up from the crawlspace through a downstairs closet, but they just cut a bigass square hole in the closet floor and ran the duct through, so there was this giant gap of several inches where mice and bugs could (and did) come in from the crawlspace until my dad and I built a wooden thing to fit around it.

      1. kbolino

        My place was built in the 60s but also didn’t come with central air. The original owners, when getting central A/C installed (there’s a gas boiler and baseboard radiators for heat), decided not to run any vents into the bathrooms (which also have no fans) yet ran not 1 but 2 vents out to a sun room that was built on top of a deck. Yep, definitely a smart idea to pour A/C into a room that is, at best, only partially insulated, and whose walls are half glass. Utterly brilliant.

    3. But Enough About Me

      Had ours installed last summer. Awesome. Now I just laugh when the electric bill comes. I’ll take getting a good night’s sleep and elevated electric bills over the multi-week sleep deprivation the neighbours get every July/August.

  22. KibbledKristen

    Crazy ass police chase in Ft Worth today. THe actual chase wasn’t caught by the news cameras, but the aftermath was something. From what I can tell, the driver was eventually apprehended. Not sure about other injuries.

    1. KibbledKristen

      LIve Ft Worth news says the person in the burned out car behind the flat bed somehow GTFO of there.

  23. R C Dean

    So, I wonder just how many crimes Comey committed or admitted to yesterday? Here’s a partial list:

    (1) Perjury. He claimed he didn’t know of any kind of memo on Lynch’s recusal from the Clinton investigation. Unfortunately, the FBI shows that he was sent the email outlining the recusal, and that he received and read it.

    (2) Theft. The memo Comey kept and leaked was government property, not his personal property.

    (3) National Security. Its not clear the memo contained classified information, but if it did, he broke the national security laws.

    1. kbolino

      He protected the powerful, they’ll protect him.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Only little people go to jail RC.

    3. R C Dean

      I have no doubt that there will be zero consequences, but think about it. This guy just committed or admitted to committing crimes, while under oath, on national TV, and Nothing Else Will Happen.

      1. Gilmore

        3 mis-threads in a single day! Tri-fuckter

        1. Gilmore

          And i’m not even on the right page!! DOUBLE GILMORE

          1. MikeS

            You are on fire!

          2. Worker and Parasite

            Ultimate GILMORE!

          3. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

            At this level I just assume you’re doing it intentionally.

          4. You’re the worst character commenter ever, Towelie Gilmore.

  24. KibbledKristen
    1. KibbledKristen

      “Swish Army” LOL

      @Swissie