STEVE SMITH WATCH ZARDOZ WITH DISMAY. STEVE SMITH WANT TO HELP. ALSO WANT TO RAPE. STEVE SMITH LIVE IN CAVE. ZARDOZ MOUTH LOOK LIKE CAVE. MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.
SO STEVE SMITH LET ZARDOZ STAY IN WOODS AND GET SOBER. IN MEANTIME, STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS. AND RAPE.
- STEVE SMITH NOT SYMPATHIZE WITH COSBY…HE USE DRUGS TO ALLEGEDLY RAPE. AMATEUR!
- THIS DISHONORABLE RAPE. STEVE SMITH RIP MAN’S HEAD OFF AND USE FOR BEACH BALL, IF COULD REACH HIM.
- STEVE SMITH THINK TAXPAYERS GET RAPED HERE.
- ANOTHER AMATEUR. STEVE SMITH SHOW HIM THING OR TWO IF THEY LET IN CELL.
STEVE SMITH GO NOW. NEED TO RAPE HIKER OR TWO…OR THREE, THEN SHAVE PALMS.
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Flashbacks!
-1, needs more bigfoot
+1, Harry and the Hendersons
~~~¤ opening music from The X-Files ¤~~~
Oddly enough, Harry and the Henderson had a surprisingly good cast – John Lithgow, David Suchet, Emmett Walsh.
Don Ameche, too.
And of course, Sir Laurence Olivier as Harry.
Thanks for the links STEVE. You now have my permission to kill everyone.
Rape the kill, or kill then rape? Or does he just surprise them?
I reckon it is… surprise, rape, kill.
Or rape-kill….kill-rape?
DISTINCTION WITHOUT DIFFERENCE
“If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing – and if we’re very, very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.”
Shiny!
STEVE SMITH GRANT WISH. BUT JUST RAPE – NO NEED EAT AND SEW.
Why would the sexpo waste time trying to exhibit where they are clearly not wanted…? I don’t get it.
COME CLOSER, YOU “GET IT”…
Hey, Links! And I got a call from work saying I didn’t need to go in today. Yeah. On second thought, I wasn’t listening to the reason why. Hmmm.
あなたの性行為は恐ろしい!
Your sexual activity is horrible?
The actual phrase I tried to translate was “You sexual diseases are frightening”, which I found amusing.
性行為感染症 is how you’d say STD. You left out the transmitted disease part.
Dude, I can barely get through “watahshi wa, BakedPenguin desu. Dozu yiroshiku.” And that’s after watching all of Kurosawa’s films, along with a bunch of Ozu, Kobayashi, and Miike.
In the unlikely event I could get a 性行為感染症 from a Japanese girl, I’d almost certainly be wearing a rubber. Also, this, for no reason.
I bet there are many Japanese that couldn’t write it by hand.
Nani?!?
Is katakana used more often than formal script? I can’t tell the difference between formal Japanese and Chinese (if there is any).
Also, if that was a euphemism, well played.
Katakana is only used in Japanese. It indicates foreign loan words.
“Nani?!?”
I’m guessing you know this, but there was a great scene (I think it was in Yojimbo or Sanjuro), where Mifune gives a great performance of that line/word. The “…the fuck?” was apparently just implied.
STEVE SMITH CONFUSED
To me (and I’m looking up at rank beginner) hiragana and kanji are used together, like here https://www.westjr.co.jp. The one place that stands out for me is the use of hiragana to syllabically spell names such as on forms after the box for your name. Or at the CD store, the CD’s (could be mixture of hiragana, kanji, or romaji/latin letters) are filed by hiragana syllable of the artist/group name.
Chinese characters usually strike me as being a bit more elaborate than kanji.
assumed that you meant hiragana above
Kanji are Chinese characters although many of them have been changed over the years. The Chinese simplified their characters back in the 50s or 60s, but the Japanese pretty much kept them the same as the Chinese original.
See this for a fairly broad explanation of how that happened.
It’s been years, but when I was learning Japanese I was taught hiragana first, and then katakana along with kanji. My teacher, a very nice and very patient Japanese lady, told us that hiragana was used in conjunction with kanji, typically, although young children would typically start learning to write using only hiragana, spelling words out until they learned the appropriate kanji. According to her, it’s also considered a “feminine” script, where katakana is more “masculine”. So, a girl’s name might be written in hiragana while a guy would write his in katakana. Also, hiragana is used with native Japanese words, while katakana is used with foreign loan-words, exclamations, and onomatopoeias.
Huh, didn’t know that Chinese characters had been simplified. Reading the wiki page, it’s used in Mainland China and Singapore while Hong Kong, Taiwan, and overseas Chinese generally still use traditional characters so maybe that’s part of why.
From the top comment in BP’s link:
she’s in my top 3 celebrity crush list…..just behind Scarlett Johansson and Whoopi Goldberg.
She’d actually not been one of my faves, but that vid definitely bumped her up a bit.
No euphemism intended.
That was unexpected. I don’t know about “scary”, but I can work with that.
Time off is time off.
In Ball Four Jim Bouton wrote about a(n uncircumsized) ballplayer who put an unpopped popcorn under his foreskin and went to the team doc claiming a new STD. Apparently, he didn’t start laughing until the doc liberated the corn with a pair of forceps.
In all honesty, I just wanted to see how well Google translate worked with Kanakata.
And I wanted to be a dick, too, but you knew that.
Defense lawyer James Pascarella insisted that McDermott isn’t a flight risk and “has every intention of addressing these charges.”
He added, “My client has no prior criminal history and comes from a well to do family and has every intention of addressing these charges.”
Get a new lawyer.
You’re not supposed to say the client is from a well to do family, you’re supposed to say he has community ties, etc.
“My client needs to be released so he can keep his job as an airline pilot who regularly travels to every country in the world.”
Your hired.
Hey Vhyrus, I don’t know what it is but my iPad does NOT like your last post. Damn that Steve Jobs!
But Dugan is funny as hell.
Could be all the youtube links in there. Basically go watch carnikcon and firepower united and you will have gotten everything you need out of my post.
I subscribed to his channel, cowboy.
If they show the Kardashians one more time, I’m turning the game off.
Fuck this bullshit.
Basketball? Whew, no danger of me catching that.
That’s OK; it looks like the NBA has decided there will be a Game 5, so you’ll get another chance to see them in all their ridiculousness.
The some of the calls are… interesting….
That backcourt violation was obvious. WTH.
STEVE SMITH VIOLATE MANY “BACKCOURTS”.
“The preppy perp’s depraved behavior came to light earlier this year after he was arrested for a string of bizarre public lewdness cases on Long Island. “There he was cross-dressing, approaching women and exposing himself,” Kleidman said.”
Wait, cross-dressing is still a crime? What kind of transphobic crap is this?
Like the dude in the burka.
So Cavs-Warriors is on a 196 to 132 pace. Happens everyday in this league.
Who are you rooting for?
GS.
Huh. I’ve never heard you mention them until now.
I was rooting for them last year to break the Bulls’ record and then to beat the Cavs. But the refs had other ideas. I believe there was chatter at the other site on this.
I’m not a Bronhater I just liked what Kerr was able to do with an undersized squad and proved that Marc Jackson should have never been a coach. Of course I’ve since found out that Kerr is a dumbass politically and that ruins this a bit.
Sounds like someone needs the D
Irving is on fire and JR hit a three from about 200 feet away. Not much D is gonna do about that.
It’s dropped to a 172 to 136 pace. Guess they got tired.
Did you see Irving and James huffing and puffing during the break. This could be a major collapse in the second half for the Cavs.
I’m following the score at ESJWPN, not actually watching the game.
I’m calling a comeback. Warriors take it tonight. No way the Cavs keep that up.
This is why I don’t bet on basketball. Waaaay off.
It’s free. ABC. Get out your antenna.
Rather watch baseball.
Okay, I put it on. What did the fan do?
I’m miss the giant floating stone head.
just lead it a little more.
*narrows gaze*
*nowrhuz <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=gays&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjyjY2EpbLUAhWq7oMKHTJAACoQ_AUIBygC&biw=1600&bih=832" target="_blank"gays
ach… SF’ed, nevermind
That’s it, Switzy– get your sight picture, put the front post a little in front of the stone head. Now breath normally and right as you exhale, hold it and continuously pull the trigger to the rear until the weapon fires.
Gigantopithecus amungus.
Can we get STEVE SMITH in the presence of Vivienne Westwood?
OMG. WTH is that thing!
She’s Absolutely Fabulous.
GAAAH! I couldn’t even read the article.
Last time I saw her she was stretched across an easel type thing in an episode of Dr. Who.
“Asked if he felt queasy about Westwood’s repeat performance at B&B in the fall, he told WWD, “It’s good to have something you can’t foresee.””
Moments before he fired the person who invited her.
Man, I forgot how good Tales from the Cryptkeeper was.
Wow, that was cruel.
Funny, but cruel.
Not talking all that good shit about Canadian politeness now, are you?!?
Okay, I admit you can be just as big pricks as USAians.
Hope that helps.
I mean, I guess I would expect that from someone so prominent in high fashion, but she can get fucked. By STEVE SMITH.
STEVE SMITH ALWAYS WILLING TO LEND A HAND. AND BY HAND MEAN RAPE
STEVE may want check that picture first.
STEVE SMITH HAVE PRINCIPLES RAPE ALL PEOPLE EQUAL AND… STEVE JUST THROW UP IN MOUTH A LITTLE. NO A LOT.
MAMASQUATCH SAY THERE BE DAYS LIKE THIS.
PASS.
You know it’s bad when STEVE SMITH wouldn’t even rape you.
The Sex Expo just needs to hold a draw Mohamed contest for the porn stars and bing bang, no problemo. Might even get to shoot a couple armed Jihadists who attack it. Win Win!
H/T the links that had that video of the comedian (Seth Rogan?). Funny stuff.
I’m gonna botch the quote from his standup, but I lose it every time I hear the bit about the Texas Mohammed drawing ambush:
“This ain’t Santa Barbara, bitch. These are totally different white people. They have modern computers and firearms.”
What an insane game. Looks like the Globetrotters.
Are they playing this?
https://youtu.be/opmwfRqdGsg
Kyrie surely was whistling that tune.
FUCKING DRUNK AND FEELING PRETTY GODDAMN GOOD.
Hope you all are as lucky as I am.
I AM!!!
+ several Solemn Oath Brewery LÜ into the night. http://solemnoathbrewery.com/beer/lou/
drunk solidarity with you hapless mammals….
STEVE SMITH NOT DISCERNING DRUNK…NOT DISCERNING RAPE EITHER
STEVE SMITH SAY ALL THESE WORLDS YOURS LIZARD PEOPLE, CEPT EARTH. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. OR STEVE SMITH LAND ON YOU.
Well he has proven to be resistant to phased plasma rifle bolts. All the more reason for my species to avoid forest covered mountainous regions
THAT NOT ENOUGH. STAY OFF PLANET, LIZARD FREAKS, OR STEVE SMITH GIVE YOU A RESPONSE.
THIS IS STEVE SMITH’S PLANET, NO SCALIES ALLOWED. WARM BLOOD MAMMALS BETTER FOR RAPING.
Look player, once you go green you’ll never be seen
STEVE SMITH RAPE MAMMALS, LIZARDS, ANYTHING THAT STAND STILL LONG ENOUGH…
STEVE SMITH NO CARE ABOUT YOUR CLOACA WHEN MAMMALS CLEARLY FUCK BETTER.
I wish. Gotta work tomorrow. And Sunday.
Canuckistani machinist hungover cure for your tomorrow.
LOL
Over 30
Jesus, this guy
Has the rapesquatchian moment finally arrived?
STEVE SMITH 2020.
STEVE SMITH ALWAYS 20/20 ACCURATE WITH RAPE!
http://alexgraboski.com/2012/images/design/sasquatch.jpg
STEVE SMITH SAY “YES”.
Not really following the logic
https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/thousands-of-iraqis-have-fled-mosul-but-this-american-family-moved-in-1.472640#.WTtfcr0pDqC
This is the kind of idiot when his kids get killed or raped to death by ISIS will say “It’s all God’s will.”
And why go to Iraq? Are certain neighborhoods in Chicago or Baltimore not enough of a challenge?
If daddy has to die everyone has to die. That way we’ll all go to heaven together.
I hope this article doesn’t put a target on their backs.
They’re American. They already have targets all over them.
OK, a bigger target. Too much publicity could have people actively looking for them.
They would have been known way before that article was published. They were known as soon as they arrived.
One day they’ll be the subject of a courageous biopic along the lines of “We Built a Zoo.”
Ya, I am not following any logic there either. Medical services to injured civilians in war zones has my respect though. I am not sure taking his family is that smart, but it is his family. Have at it. If those kids ever come back to the states and try and have a life they will just sit and shake their heads at their peers.
Well, it looks like they’ve got some experience in other locations previously – Myanmar, Sudan, etc.
Like they say, it’s a calling. My aunt and uncle spent a few years in Afghanistan about 5-10 years ago working with people. They had two young kids. Came back because they needed more regular medical treatment for one of their kids.
I spent 12 years in SE Asia (much safer area) – when I was growing up. It was a calling for my folks. Kids just roll with it.
Tard fight
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_593addefe4b0c5a35c9f05b2?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
I like it when they go after each other. Keep it up!
I was with her until, over numerous tweets, she implied it was not ok to call Hillary Clinton a cunt. There has never been a woman more deserving of that term.
“Oh, so you’ve got a problem with hookers?!”
I mean, I like that she’s pulling back the veil on some of the hypocrisy from the left, but I also think that there are legitimate reasons to call someone a whore. Well, what I mean to say is that if you’re trying to say that someone is unprincipled and just selling themselves to the highest bidder, you would say they’re prostituting themselves. Sorry if that offends actual prostitutes.
Sweet Buddha…I know she’s a writer by profession, but, 14 fucken tweets?? She’s practically living down a female stereotype herself with that display.
“We took it too far, and now we’re pretending that the technical was on the coach”
Call traveling!
They haven’t called travelling since 1980.
And McCaw just went up and down…
Or double-dribble/carrying. I’d like to see some actual dates for the last time either of those have been called.
I remember when you couldn’t hand check in the back….
A fan got ejected anyone know why?
What was he wearing? Was he masturbating? What race? Did the fan throw a catfish?
Speaking of catfish, I would rather watch Noodling than basketball.
I just saw the guy get walked out is all…some random chick actually bought ME a drink at the bar; I was in utter shock and missed what happened.
Go get her, tiger.
Yeah, no thanks. The whole thing had a ‘don’t stick it in crazy vibe’…like if STEVE SMITH had shape changed into his city disguise or something.
NEED ADVICE? GO RAPE RANDOM CHICK!
He was shit talking like he was on the bench
Fans can’t trash talk?
He was in it.
In what?
Mixed up with the bench. Where fans generally shouldn’t be.
Ah! Good thing he got tossed.
Dunkirk looks like an intense movie.
But Valerian looks like an over-complicated mess.
Atomic Blonde is another entry into the girls are just as bad-ass in a fight as men genre.
Are women really that into one-man-army movies? Or is this for men who like to watch woman rack up a body count?
Of course this is the best movie ever made.
I was really impressed by this shot. That’s bloody hard to pull off, regardless of the material of the actual movie.
Damn.
Any lengthy one-take scenes are nifty to watch…..”Russian Ark” must be seen at least once in your life if you’re any kind of movie buff.
Oh shit! The tropes are all getting dummy accounts. Zardoz, now STEVE SMITH. Who’s next?
Your mother?…
A certain Austrian gentlemen?…
Ludwig Von Mises?
Captain Stabbin?…
WHO YOU CALL “TROPE”?
Easy there big fella. Your hiker went that way.
*points in opposite direction behind rapesquatch*
Sargon fully sums up how much the Tories fucked up.
I cannot believe how vigorously May snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. She really, really fucked up. What is that? Hubris? Lack of focus? Plain ol’ dumb?
She, like many pols are clueless about what people actually want. People want money. People do not like to be spied on.
Promise to make it easier for them to make money and promise to leave them alone in their personal lives and you’ll win. Especially if the other side is a bunch of socialist corpse-fuckers who have never gotten anything right and fuck up everything they try.
Keep pounding at their failures. Promise your lot more money and slip in some dog whistle stuff about immigrants and foreigners in general and you’ve got a winner.
May fucked up by pushing internet surveillance (a policy that attracts non-voters to vote against) and issues that did not mean fuck-all to the general populace (fox hunting regulations). The Tories could have cruised into a majority if they hadn’t opened their mouths and revealed what a pack of shitbags they are.
Tory, a global partner of the Stupid Party Alliance.
“Give us a twenty point lead and we’ll blow it in no time!”
All of you fatties: Cleveland PD is hiring, You can represent the department on national TV.
You need to be able to spot a target and shoot him/her to death in under two seconds.
I remember going to a Cavs game with my wife and father in law a couple of days after the Tamir Rice shooting. I walked past a portly police officer and was tempted to say, Killed any 12 year olds today?”
It’s a caste system. The cops working the game aren’t the same cops that are shooting unarmed teens.
Usually those gigs are extra money on top of their regular salary/duties.
“Kyrie Irving is so comfortable with his off-hand.”
Well, we had a fun night. Some massive straight-line winds came through a couple hours ago. Knocked down dozens of trees as well as my 30’x50′ quonset. Gonna be cleaning up for weeks. Good part is that the wife, me, and the dogs are all OK. Also the house and vehicles are OK.
For tonight, it’s Bulleit Rye and you guys. Just keep STEVE SMITH off -and out of- my ass for the night. I need to relax and get drunk in peace.
STEVE SMITH FEELING WINDBLOWN AND BY WINDBLOWN MEAN NOT-RAPE
OK. TONIGHT YOU SAFE. NO GUARANTEE LATER ON…
I appreciate it STEVE(s)
Glad you’re all okay
Thank you Francisco. I appreciate that.
MY wife (who is from Cleveland) is very satisfied with the results of tonight’s game. I could give two shits because I’m not big into basketball and also because if I do watch basketball, it’s only because the Bulls are in the playoffs.
Apparently the best way to put out a fire is to kick someone in the face. Oh he is the one on fire? Better point your guns at him then.
The Giants have chosen not to score tonight. They have identified as “goose eggs” and their pronouns are whiff and whiffx.
Nobody else watching the tennis?
Доброе утро!
Where’s the morning links?
OT: NOT TOTALLY RAPEY RAPEY LIKE STEVE SMITH LIKE. BUT STEVE SMITH CAN FIX, RAPE EVERYONE, THEN NO ONE COMPLAIN MORE.
Colleges getting Sued by Men Accused of Rape
I really hope a lot of these so called institutions of higher learning get their pants sued off (STEVE SMITH LIKE PANTS OFF), as they had no business creating these inquisition departments in the first place. Some asshole (Obama) was really pushing this shit too. What a fucking dick.