Friday Afternoon Links

Happy Friday. Hopefully work is over.

Legal!

Congratulations to Texans, who can once again legally carry Bowie knives to better kill each other defend themselves with as of September 1. (Here’s the legendary providence of the Bowie Knife — used to kill a corrupt Sheriff.)

Once again, a citizen with a gun ends a crime spree.

Which one is Adam?

Happy Birthday, Adam Smith!

Apprenticeships? No way the Department of Labor will support that. It would probably work.

 

 

Is this the worst music video (category: song poor, video poor) to play on MTV? Also, why do I have a strange desire to punch a Russian?

Comments

424 responses to “Friday Afternoon Links”

  1. Rufus the Monocled

    First.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Sigh.

      /looks around room meekly waving mini-American flag.

      1. thrakkorzog

        Abortions for some. mini-American flags for all!

      2. bacon-magic

        Glad you know what a real flag looks like.

      3. BigT

        Mini-Americans have their own flag? Who knew?

    2. Tonio

      Not ​a proper first since no quote from the post itself or the links.

    3. Pomp

      Why no excellent maple leaf flag?

  2. thrakkorzog

    You can all go to hell, I’m going to Texas.

    1. Just Say’n

      I like this guy’s style

      1. Brett L

        Dying at the Alamo is no way of living, son.

        1. Brochettaward

          It’s the only way of living. What, knave, do you want to live forever?

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Tomato, Tomahto

      1. Florida Man

        I went to Trader Joe’s this morning. Are they all that small? Anywho, had the chimi rice and pollo asada for lunch. I like the rice, but the chicken was a touch salty. My wife liked the flower selection and appetizer section.

        1. R C Dean

          The ones I have been to have been pretty small. I actually like it that way – a lot easier to get stuff and get out.

          1. Florida Man

            I took a lap and was back at the front. I thought “did I take a wrong turn somewhere?”

          2. nw

            Albuquerque probably.

          3. R C Dean

            + 1 wabbit

        2. jesse.in.mb

          There’s a contention that their parking is always terrible. Many of them are small although in my market a bunch of grocers recently collapsed and some TJs are filling the commercial spaces. Generally the newer they are the bigger, but not always.

          1. Florida Man

            This one is maybe a year old. It shares a building with a restaurant.

          2. Chipwooder

            I don’t know about the rest, but the parking at ours is truly awful.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            Part of their business model is to avoid being an anchor tenant in the commercial space, so yeah, their parking is going to suck pretty consistently.

          4. ^THIS^

            At least where I live.

        3. Playa Manhattan

          You got the pollo asado, or the Rosemary lemon chicken?

          I do not endorse the pollo asado. It’s… barely mediocre.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            I’m disappointed Florida Man and his wife don’t get to kick you in the nuts.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Still no takers. My reputation precedes me.

          3. Florida Man

            She thought asado would go better with chimi.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            As long as she knows she was wrong.

      2. thrakkorzog

        So I take it you’ve been to Houston in summertime.

    3. Agent Cooper

      To some, the same difference I suppose.

    1. Brett L

      Julia for UConn is a ringer.

    2. brien

      College girl by a mile. The only thing thicc on model is her eye brows and silicone bags.

    3. Jefe Hayek

      College girl in a walk. Those chest beefers are real and look amazing. And the tattoos and tattoo placement probably means … stuff

      Model looks like she’s roughly 40% plastic

      1. Just Say’n

        You’re good at this game. The correct answer is ‘college girl’

      2. Number.6

        Julia’s local talent.

        There’s *some* point in being in Connecticut.

    4. Pat

      Definitely college girl. Fishlips McSilicone there is just gross.

    5. Enough About Palin

      “Choose wisely”

      Nolo contendere

    6. bacon-magic

      College all the way.

    7. MikeS

      This is one of the easiest ones yet. College Girl in a landslide

    8. Gustave Lytton

      If college girl can take a shower and clean the dirt off her arms and shoulders.

      Btw, WTF is with the constant need to relogin every two weeks or so? Getting tired of it.

      1. Mad Scientist

        I’ll volunteer to take Gustave’s share of college girl.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Have at it. It’s like taking a sharpie marker to the Mona Lisa.

          1. Number.6

            The ink is a bit disappointing, but when a girl has those kinds of “youthful indiscretions”, they’re sometimes a leading indicator, y’know?

      2. Dr Mossy Lawn

        Those are the wordpress defaults for session cookies.. One would need to see if other actions could be set to extend the lifetime of the cookies. (comments, etc).

        //if “remember me” is checked;
        if ( $remember ) {
        //WP defaults to 2 weeks;
        $expiration = 14*24*60*60; //UPDATE HERE;
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  3. Brett L

    Looks like cops can shoot permit holders and face no penalties.

    1. thom

      Ugh…so discouraging, but I can totally see a MN jury falling for the “guns are scary” defense. At least they held a trial? Is that progress?

      1. Brochettaward

        Based on the laws as written or instructed to a jury, that’s the only defense cops need.

    2. R C Dean

      Yanez, who is Latino, testified that Castile disregarded his commands not to pull out the gun and that he feared for his life.

      And if Castile had complied, Yanez would have testified that Castile pulled a gun on him and that he feared for his life.

      I wonder just exactly when Yanez decided to kill him. When he first saw him drive by? When he took a while to pull over?

      1. FreeSociety

        Yanez, who is Latino

        Because they can’t for once not have that be the predominating detail of the whole story. FULL DISCLOSURE COP WAS NOT AN OBVIOUSLY RACIST WHITE MALE…THIS TIME.

    3. Florida Man

      So can you use this case as reasonable fear never to tell a cop you have a gun?

      1. R C Dean

        Cop: “Mr. Dean, do you have a gun?”

        RC: “Why, do I need one?”

        1. BigGreg

          Cop: *panic fires entire magazine into RC’s car* “He was resisting, I thought I heard something about seeing a gun, and feared for the totality of the circs.

      2. thepasswordispassword

        I know there’s several states with a requirement for permit holders to inform if asked. Sometimes to inform even if not asked.

        1. R C Dean

          I got pulled over for speeding several years ago. The cop asked if I had any weapons in the car. Since I was on my way to a hunting trip, the answer was “You bet!
          Probably three knives, an axe, a shotgun, and a rifle.”

          He seemed more concerned with my lack of pants.*

          *Kidding!

          1. thepasswordispassword

            I got pulled over last weekend on my motorcycle while carrying and I can only conclude the cop didn’t actually run my license (used the printed address on the license for the ticket not the one in the computer system) or didn’t think I was carrying given the hiviz power ranger gear. There’s always a bit of pulse quicken when dealing with cops while armed.

          2. Tundra

            They aren’t supposed to know here. I’m skeptical that it’s true, but the last time I was pulled over the guy didn’t ask.

          3. Trials and Trippelations

            A cop came to my house last weekend. I figured it was about the credit card I lost on a local hike that morning, which it was. But I still couldn’t stop my pulse from quickening

          4. leonadasiv

            I didn’t know STEVE SMITH took payment let alone with credit card.

          5. The Last American Hero

            So in other words, you didn’t mention your “pistol”.

          6. Agent Cooper

            So he wasn’t concerned?

          7. A Leap at the Wheel

            I was on my way to pick up a foreign national that was in town visiting. He’s from a decadent European country that doesn’t have civilian firearm ownership. So needless to say, my trunk is strapped like a 90’s rap CD cover.

            Three blocks away from his place, I get T-boned by a drunk in a white Bronco. Fucker spilled his Modello all over his lap. I call 911, and a cruiser pulls up like two minutes later. Drunk was trying to drive away but ha-ha my car is jammed under his and he can’t move.

            I’m mostly fine, but 1) this was in Minneapolis and 2) it was two days after this shooting. “Hey uh, officer, way over there where I can’t reach them” I said with my arms to my side and palms up “I need to tell you have a few properly cased and unloaded firearms.” Cop got real uncomfortable, an I could see his beady black little eyes scrunch up and the fat roll on his neck started to overheat and steam. Thinking was not a leisure activity for this guy. “Oh, yeah, no, ok, no problem. You aint going to shoot me with them hah hah.” But other than that, it was easy. I was stone sober and this guy was drunk, and he was an easy arrest.

            The story has a happy ending though. Couple of weeks later, I take the guy to the range and he has the time of his life. He fell in love with the AR-15. Not in the “dat ist a vell made machine” way of his people. But in the “HAHAHAH” POP POP POP “HAHAHAHA” POP POP POP “VE CAN BUY MOAR BULLETS, YES?” of our people.

          8. FreeSociety

            I find it kind of weird how readily cops can be convinced that someone is a threat. Even a guy who didn’t actively or passively put himself in situation to have a conflict with said cop in the first place is a cunt hair from death just because he has the mere means to do harm, whether that’s because of weapons or he’s just a large person.

            My brosef in law is similarly foreign and from an equally decadent European land. Few weeks ago he was visiting, I took him out shooting last day of his stay and the dude discovered the joy of firearms so hard that he’s making concrete steps to move here. And he was a fucking natural marksman, shooting with the best of us at our range. Whatever attributes make for firearm acuity, must be naturally imbued in some people.

  4. KibbledKristen

    SpaceX vs. military, cost transparency, etc. Elon Musk isn’t all bad, gize.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      That’s a pretty low threshold to beat there.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I don’t believe anyone is 100% a dick.

    2. cyto

      Elon had a nice tweet about this….. with the cost difference about equaling the cost of a high priced satellite, launching with SpaceX is like getting the satellite for free!

  5. thom

    Was that “hero homeowner” properly trained in apprehending fugitives?

    1. Florida Man

      No idea but I hope he gets the 130k.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        yup, they’ll probably figure a way to stiff him on it.

        1. FreeSociety

          Apparently they’re splitting the pot between all the minor tipsters as well as the homeowner, according to some lawman in the know.

    2. mr simple

      Gov. Nathan Deal released a statement, “Rest assured, justice will be served. My sincere thanks to our local, state and federal law enforcement officers who assisted in the manhunt. Because of their tireless efforts, the public is safe.”

      See? He didn’t do anything; it was all the LEOs.

  6. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/ThomasEWoods/status/875568515465396224

    Tom Woods doesn’t like Cathy Young. I don’t remember the piece she wrote trashing Ron Paul

    1. Brett L

      “GayForLiberty‏
      @GayForLiberty
      Follow
      More
      Replying to @JustinRaimondo @ThomasEWoods @CathyYoung63
      She’s a fake libertarian plant. People wonder why we purity test, it’s bc we have OBVIOUSLY been infiltrated & subverted. Wake up,”

      Uhh….

      1. Just Say’n

        Who isn’t gay for liberty?

        1. Jefe Hayek

          STOP GENDERING LIBERTY YOU PIECE OF CIS SHIT!!!

          1. Just Say’n

            Wrong again Nazi, Liberty is anatomically a ‘female’, but she identifies as a ‘male’. Ergo, I am validating her gender identity by being gay for her

          2. R C Dean

            Liberty is anatomically a ‘female’, but she identifies as a ‘male’.

            Would it even possible to bang such a creature without being gay?

            Male bangs Liberty, is sticking into “identifies as male” = gay.

            Chick bangs Liberty, is sexing up female bits = gay.

        2. Brett L

          You don’t need to suck dick to be free no matter what that guy told you.

          1. Jefe Hayek

            Free from his basement, maybe

          2. jesse.in.mb

            Bro, stop fucking this up for me.

          3. Just Say’n

            Going back to a question from an earlier link, yes, people probably accidentally click on this site, read the comments and leave, slightly disturbed

          4. Only slightly?

        3. Pomp

          I’m @GoyForLiberty. I roll on Shabbat

          1. Trigger Hippie

            [golf clap]

          2. bacon-magic

            (((golf clap)))

        4. John Titor

          No one’s gay for Moleman…

          1. Pomp

            I was saying Boo-urns.

      2. Gilmore

        i have never really heard Raimondo say anything that didn’t make me think “yeah, sure, but you’re a dick”

        1. BigGreg

          Raimondo is one of those people who can make you rethink your own position by agreeing with you. Otherwise known as the “Cytotoxic effect”

          1. Just Say’n

            A lot of hate for Raimondo. I’ll agree that he’s a twerp, but at the same time I respect his unwavering anti-interventionist positions and his biography on Rothbard.

          2. Gilmore

            lol exactly.

          3. KibbledKristen

            On a documentary about the American Revolution, this historian described Thomas Paine as someone you’d be “embarrassed to have on your side”. I feel that way about quite a fews self-described libertarians.

          4. Tundra

            WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

          5. Number.6

            *glare*

          6. KibbledKristen

            Your words, not mine!

            (I was thinking more along the lines of McAfee and Alex Jones)

          7. FreeSociety

            Oh thank god

            *lovingly caresses libertarian identity card*

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Fuck it, she was the only journalist (maybe Milo counts) who didn’t think Gamergate was about a horde of rapist murderers descending upon the helpless femalehood of Nerdmerica.

    3. Gilmore

      I can’t remember the last time Cathy Young wrote something @ Reason.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Archive search says Oct 11, 2106.

        But, it also says she’s got an article coming in August edition of the magazine.

        1. leonadasiv

          How did you get an archive to the future? Is it only of reason? If not I’d say you are morally obligated to share any information to make us all rich.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            I just searched for “Cathy Young” and up it came. Maybe because I’m a subscriber to the magazine.

          2. He does that and John Titor will jump in his timemachine and waste us all.

      2. Trials and Trippelations

        Yea a google search is not turning up what woods is talking about

      3. Just Say’n

        According to Tom Woods and Raimondo in the tweet, Young has fallen out of favor with the Reason Foundation trustees.

        1. Number.6

          They should just turn the whole fucking thing into a reality TV show and have done with it.

          1. Just Say’n

            I would pay to watch Raimondo and Gillespie debate. If Raimondo wins- he gets the leather jacket. If Gillespie wins- Raimondo can never praise Pat Buchanan again. High stakes

          2. FreeSociety

            If Raimondo puts on the leather jacket, he becomes Nick Gillespie. I think they’re twins in a Judge Dredd sort of way.

    4. FreeSociety

      Yeah she called him a neo-confederate because he felt that the Civil War and it’s outcome was bad for federalism and Woods is also a big proponent of secession (everywhere it can be achieved), so basically he’s Jefferson Davis reborn or something.

  7. Playa Manhattan

    Bi-monthly Friday Costco run complete. I’ll be conducting beef experiments (no euphemisms) daily through Father’s Day.

    First on the list: Cold smoked then grilled tomahawk ribeyes over fajita seasoned vegetables
    (for me and the wife. Kids get Costco beef polish and a nice warm glass of shut the hell up)

    1. Florida Man

      How do you polish beef?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        With your tongue, obviously.

        1. Florida Man

          Hi-Yo!

      2. Suthenboy

        It’s obviously a euphemism

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I think it’s how he got to Fathers’ Day in the first place.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Next up: Braised beef short ribs with scallion and pineapple.

      I’ll probably serve it with instant mashed potatoes, because that’s the kind of guy I am this week.

      1. Tundra

        Have you ever done a 12+ hour sous vide for the short ribs?

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Yes. Up to 48 hours at 133. It’s amazing, but I have impulse control issues. I start sampling at 12 hours, and it’s gone before it’s done.

          If you get the USDA choice boneless chuck short ribs at Costco, after 24 hours in the bath, it’s the same quality as a $50 steak at a restaurant.

          1. Tundra

            They’ve pretty consistently had decent ones lately. I’m gonna give it a try.

            Thank you.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Ask for the cryovac ones. They have some chuck short ribs out in the plastic wrapped trays, but those suck compared to the ones in back. You have to ask for them specifically.

            They’re more marbled and uniform in size. Nice and thick, and full of flavor. All you need is a little Lawrys and pepper if you’re doing it sous vide.

          3. Max Coins

            I have zero experience with sous-vide, but am very tempted to buy the equipment soon. If you purchase cryovac meat, do you first have to remove the packaging and then repackage it for the sous-vide, or can you skip that step and just prepare it as-is?

          4. jesse.in.mb

            I’ve done that with pre-seasoned vac-seal meat, but seasoning then sous viding helps impart flavor deep in the meat, so you’d want to crack it open and season first.

          5. Tundra

            Sous vide is easy. Playa has all the hoity-toity equipment, but I just use the Anova and some heavy ziplocs. You’re going to want to add seasonings before it goes in, so you will have to open the package anyway.

            I’ve pretty much stopped cooking steaks any other way.

            Serious Eats (Food Lab) has some great information on equipment and techniques.

          6. Playa Manhattan

            If you purchase pre-seasoned meat (i.e corned beef or one of the flavored Harris Ranch tri-tips that they sell), you can chuck it right into the bath.

            I wouldn’t cook unsalted meat, though.

            You don’t actually have to buy vacuum bags, though. Ziploc is fine.

            The whole vacuum bag thing about because Food Saver (maker of the vacuum bag system) and Sous Vide Supreme (the first commercial sous vide machine on the market) had a partnership that has since dissolved. They marketed their stuff together, so everyone assumed that vacuum bags were required. They aren’t.

          7. jesse.in.mb

            Anova now has a partnership with a producer of silpouches that are kinda neat. The one they sell is great for two chicken breasts. Annoying to clean though.

          8. Playa Manhattan

            “hoity-toity equipment”????

            I have the Gourmia. It’s the cheapest one! You and Jesse have better gear than I do.

            I stopped using the SV Supreme when better, cheaper options came to market.

          9. jesse.in.mb

            Is it the cheapest now that Anova released the Nano? I think not.

          10. Tundra

            Lol. I know. I bought the anova after you and Jesse recommended it.

            There are a ton of cookers on the market now.

    3. Chipping Pioneer

      Toma hawk ribeyes

      CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!! RACIST!!! 11!!!!

    4. RBS

      If I ever murder someone, it will be at Costco. I generally stay at about a 2-3 but setting foot in that store immediately takes me to a simmering 8.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        I take it you shop at the one in Torrance, CA?

        1. Playa Manhattan

          RACIST

          1. jesse.in.mb

            RACIST

            Lacist maybe.

      2. Tundra

        I go Fridays. It’s packed with super nice (and pretty) Indian women. Saturdays and Sundays are terrible.

        1. RBS

          I go on Saturday/Sunday and its packed with ham planets and geriatrics. I try to avoid Peak Sample though.

      3. Number.6

        Why do you hate great values, RBS?

        Are you even American?

      4. Playa Manhattan

        Part of the problem is that people aren’t used to handling oversize shopping carts. Therefore, people are ALWAYS in the way.

        You want to read the label on that pair of XL Kirkland Jeans? Pull the fuck over! The beef and booze is in back, and I’m in a hurry!

        1. RBS

          This. I get the same shit every week. Get out of my way!

    5. KibbledKristen

      The one and only time I was in Costco, I thought I had been transported to the DMV in [insert third world shithole here]. It was a goddamn nightmare. I think it was about a 4-hour trip in total, including getting my membership, shopping, and checking out.

      1. Tundra

        Try a different one. Ours is awesome. Even when it is busy, the cashiers fly and I rarely wait more than a few minutes. I always walk the automotive/tool aisle and impulse buy stuff.

        I love Costco.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          They have the best meat and beer/booze, bar none, and it’s 1/3 the price of Whole Foods or a higher end butcher.

          My Costco recently added a butcher counter. All Prime steaks, cut to order. They also have U-6 shrimp, which I’ve never seen before. They were the size of my fist.

          1. Number.6

            You sure it was normal edible shrimp and not ?mantis shrimp?

          2. Gray Ghost

            Thought they were the largest fine wine retailer in the U.S.

            Prices are usually fantastic. Used to be where we’d go for salmon/steelhead until discovering local seafood markets near Galveston.

            The crowds aren’t too bad, unless you’re going on the weekend. “Peak Sample” and “ham planets”, LOL.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            Unsurprisingly, those 2 things coincide quite neatly.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Same with the one here. My wife has a membership, and she’s welcome to go fight the place, but at this point I’m willing to pay full retail the next time I need a 5 gallon jar of mayo.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          I need a 5 gallon jar of mayo

          Pervert.

          1. Number.6

            Only if he bought a job lot of 11 jars.

          2. Mad Scientist

            Do they sell mayo in 55-gallon drums? Asking for a friend.

  8. Slammer

    Who the fuck came up with the shitty idea to have colds in June?
    This sucks! At least I left work early

    1. Brochettaward

      You know who else leaves work early? Communists. Communists leave work early.

      1. Slammer

        Yeah, by dying.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Real Party members never show up.

      3. Enough About Palin

        And the French.

        1. Floridaman

          But you repeat yourself.

  9. Raven Nation

    Re-posted from earlier comatose post:

    OT: self-contained – and oblivious – irony from the AAUP.

    First sentence: “Higher education is dangerous because it raises expectations.”

    ahh, such lofty goals and self-importance.

    What expectations was the AAUP raising on Capitol Hill yesterday?

    “Their message was clear: make college accessible and affordable and block harmful Trump budget cuts to student aid and federal research and humanities programs.”

    Yep, the expectations that someone else should pay for your life choices.

    From what I can tell from a brief internet search, the main pants-shitting is over the proposal to abolish the public service loan forgiveness program starting in 2018 (those already in the program will continue). This particular program allows all student loan debt to be forgiven after 10 years of service in any government or non-profit agency. Hmm, wonder why the AAUP has a problem with that.

    1. R C Dean

      That’s . . . barely a start.

      They need to just auction off the loan portfolio held by the feds, strip the guarantees, and let the loans be discharged in bankruptcy. I’d be interested to see what kind of discount the market would want.

      For extra lulz, bundle the loans by the major of the borrower. STEM loans would probably get discounted 10%; gender studies by 98%.

      1. cyto

        That’s not even a LULZ. I’d say that writing an educational proposal for your loan application like a business plan would help you get your priorities straight. I sincerely doubt many things ending in “studies” would be financeable.

  10. Tonio

    Brett, I think you meant “provenance” which is the history or authenticity of an item. “Providence” means divine guidance.

    1. Brett L

      Probably.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Tonio doesn’t take Fridays off.

  11. Trigger Hippie

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvl2aqIyNg

    I submit my entry for worst MTV video ever.

    Find dancing more horrendous than that, I dare you.

    1. Tundra

      No fair, Billy is retarded!

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Rick Astley’s dancing was pretty bad. But he has a good sense of humor and makes fun of himself.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        While Billy’s was performed with the oblivious, earnest exuberance of a 13 year old girl.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          It almost looks like a bad batch of ecstasy at the exact same time as a grand maul seizure. What are the odds?

    3. Dude, have you ever seen Ruby Keeler’s “dancing”?

      (For some values of “dancing”.)

      1. Trigger Hippie

        What was so bad about that? I saw a lady with a nice set of gams tapping to the tunes of her era and some silly group choreography. Though the attempted rape about 2:10 in was a bit much.

        1. Ruby Keeler’s dancing makes her look like she’s a marionette with somebody wildly pulling the strings.

    4. Chipwooder

      I see your Billy Squier and raise

      1. Tundra

        Oh my lord.

        1. Chipwooder

          If I recall correctly, this one was the winner on an MTV show filmed in the late ’90s picking the worst videos ever made

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Serious question: when do you think they felt stupider?

        When they were doing that dance in front of the green screen, or later, after they digitally put in all of the clouds and rainbows?

    5. Gilmore

      This was going to be my pick as well, but Brett set a high bar with “terrible song”.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Shit, Chipwooder may have us both beat.

    6. KibbledKristen

      Nope, Simon Lebon (my first love and future husband) is the worst.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Ugh. Definitely not their strongest effort, but the vid itself was pretty standard fair at the time.

        1. KibbledKristen

          He’s just lucky he’s so pretty.

    7. MikeS

      Here is my nomination for worst video. It’s a great cover of a great song. But the video is fucked up.

      Pretty Woman

      1. Trigger Hippie

        …At least it was interesting?

      1. Trigger Hippie

        How can that be the worst MTV video in history when I found it impossible to wipe the shit-eating grin off my face?

        Riddle me that.

        1. Tundra

          Drugz?

          1. Trigger Hippie

            That bowl of Diamond OG Kush I just smoked had absolutely nothing to do with it and I’m deeply offended that you would suggest my cognitive reasoning might somehow be altered in regards to what entails a quality music video.

            That was gold, Tundra, gold.

      2. MikeS

        Cheezus. That was terrible.

        1. Trigger Hippie

          Bravo!!!

      3. westernsloper

        Holy shit. I just had a flash back. Damn you Tundra.

    8. BakedPenguin
      1. BakedPenguin

        Like Mike S’s, I like the song, but the video… ugh

      2. MikeS

        I forgot about this one. You’re right; great song, terrible video.

        I remember now that it was on an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Washin’ the dog, washin the dog!

    1. Jefe Hayek

      When I first saw her I was like, “damn, what a fine little MILF”

      Turns out she’s 30. Yikes. Still would like to see her naked, but she definitely needs to lay off the plastic surgery for a while

    2. R C Dean

      I hope that photo is just airbrushed as hell. If not, then I would have to conclude her entire face is manufactured out of plastic.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      That’s probably the best sex change I’ve seen to date.

      1. Pat

        She can hit it 300 yards… if you know what I mean.

    4. Suthenboy

      “Straightening out my putter.”

      C’mon BigT, that’s barely even a euphemism.

      1. Suthenboy

        Oh. I didn’t look at the link. Forget I embarrassed myself. I dont read well when I am drinking.

        1. Tundra

          There’s a simple solution for that.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Off the wagon?

          High five!

    5. Agent Cooper

      The Audrina Partridge is strong in this one. Wonky eyes.

  12. Tundra

    Brett, if that headline refers to this, I’m impressed.

    Song sucks, however.

    1. That was my first thought too.

      And I also hate hate hate that song.

    2. Brett L

      It did. I just didn’t have the heart to post that as the song.

  13. Is this the worst music video (category: song poor, video poor) to play on MTV? Also, why do I have a strange desire to punch a Russian?

    Worse than this?

    1. And you should have linked to this song and video from the movie.

    2. dbleagle

      I nominate this video.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWzz6wcNug

      Only one redeeming feature, and no- it’s not the EU flag.

      1. Yeah, but that’s not something that would have been likely to end up on MTV.

        1. dbleagle

          Okay. True. But it is the Zombie Lawrence Welk.

          For MTV I would nominate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI

          Nothing redeeming

  14. mexican sharpshooter

    Congratulations Texas. What the hell took you so long?

    1. R C Dean

      Hell, open carry was flat out illegal there until last year, I think.

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Anticipating leftist reactions:

      1) Knives aren’t mentioned in the Constitution, so we can’t just go around letting people have them
      2) It’s time we had a national conversation about common-sense knife control
      3) People shouldn’t be allowed to have assault knives
      4) (When corrected about #1) The Founding Fathers could not have foreseen the kinds of deadly knives we have today
      5) We’re going to have to add the word “Knife” to all “Gun-free, Drug Free” zones

      1. Number.6

        Welcome to Britain.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        1) Neither is abortion.
        2) Let’s start with the ones in your kitchen.
        3) Like the one hidden behind my belt buckle?
        4) You’re kidding, right? This is probably in the top 5 of humanity’s oldest tools, its older than the wheel.
        5) //pulls knife from behind belt.

      3. Suthenboy

        “knives aren’t mentioned in the constitution”

        A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

        Are knives arms? Yeah? That’s why you want to prohibit them, right? Then they are covered by the constitution.

  15. Count Potato

    “Demi Rose Mawby flaunts her pert derrière and busty assets in a khaki draw-string bikini on the sun-drenched beaches of Ibiza”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4612020/Demi-Rose-Mawby-flaunts-pert-derri-khaki-bikini.html

    1. Brochettaward

      God bless the Daily Mail.

    2. R C Dean

      Now, that’s some thicc I could get behind.

      1. Brochettaward

        I still think some of it looks fake. If I could go back in time and choose between killing Hitler or Kim Kardashian, there’s no question of which I’d pick.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      I’m always on board with camel toe.

      1. Raston Bot

        i think that’s crossed into moose knuckle territory.

    4. KibbledKristen

      That’s a nice bathing suit!

      (her tits aren’t bad, either)

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Apprenticeships? No way the Department of Labor will support that. It would probably work

    The NYT article I read yesterday was all about “hospitality” and “healthcare” apprenticeships.

    I’m pretty sure an “apprentice bartender” is a barback.

    Why does the federal government need to be involved in apprenticeships at all?

    *spoiler alert- cost shifting

    1. Hyperion

      Healthcare apprenticeships are going to do nothing to help healthcare. The current healthcare model needs to be burned to the fucking ground and reinvented from scratch. It’s a dinosaur and the government getting more involved has only made things worse.

      1. R C Dean

        I thought healthcare apprenticeships were already baked into the training process. You know, residencies, clinical rotations, that kind of thing. They’re basically mandatory for a lot of positions.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          No, no, those are interns, residents, or fellows — NOT apprentices.

          I know what you are thinking. My only response is: nomenclature is everything to these people.

        2. Brett L

          Nursing clinical hours. Yeah. I mean, I’m sure the docs will be all about candystripers, but I think the healthcare practical education is extremely robust.

        3. Hyperion

          Nah, man you are so confused. Those are medical school students. What we want to do is pull people off the street and show them how to do surgery on you, whether they want to or not, because jerbz.

    2. The Last American Hero

      So does that mean 20 photogenic people competing for a shot at working for you company by winning a reality game show? Because that sounds like a waste of tax dollars.

  17. Gilmore

    the legendary providence of the Bowie Knife

    ? provenance

    1. Tonio

      Too slow, Gilly.

  18. Count Potato

    Was this posted already?

    “The Telegraph noted that cladding “is used as an insulation to make buildings more sustainable to meet green energy requirements.” Some 30,000 buildings in the U.K. have been retrofitted with cladding to cheaply comply with green energy mandates.

    Grenfell Tower became more energy efficient, but the space between the cladding and the building increased the potential damage from fires, leaving hundreds of residents at the fire’s mercy.

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/deadly-london-tower-fire-fueled-by-green-energy-rules/

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Hence, Tories must be destroyed and Corbyn elevated to Premiership.

      This is what the Left is currently pushing in UK.

      1. John Titor

        Be fair, the Crazy Side of the Left, there’s still plenty of Labour that thinks Corbyn is scum.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          They also think Tories are at fault here, but yes, they don’t like Corbyn. They’d like to re-elevate Blair. Maxim guns in front of open pits for the whole lot, I say.

          1. John Titor

            Blair’s not great, but Corbyn is a wannabe Chavez. He’s like the perfect ideological test as to whether you’re fucking nuts.

    2. dbleagle

      Their deaths are forgiven since the building was green. Plus the dead are no longer discharging carbon dioxide and have reduced the population so it is a net positive.
      -sarc-

    3. Playa Manhattan

      It’s looking like the death toll is going to be in the triple digits.

      But this is the government, so nothing else will happen.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Oops, something did happen.

        Jeremy Corbyn: requisition the homes of the rich to house the Grenfell victims.

        So… in summary: Government runs unsafe building. Building burns down. Blame the rich.

        1. Number.6

          … and steal their stuff (unsurprisingly).

        2. Gadfly

          Well, if they weren’t rich the government would have enough money to build proper housing, so it’s totally their fault.
          /proglogic

  19. Hyperion

    The Fake News Media hates when I use what has turned out to be my very powerful Social Media – over 100 million people! I can go around them

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

    This guy is fucking killing me. I almost wished I would have voted for him. Best president of my life time. Not that that’s hard or anything, I mean he would almost have to try harder not to be. Still, has anyone seen a president attack the regulatory state like this? Ever? No wonder the left are going apeshit.

    1. R C Dean

      He’s got all the right enemies. Which doesn’t make him my friend, but it gives my enemies another enemy, which I like.

      1. John Titor

        He’s a wrecking ball. As long as you keep him pointed at the building you actually want to destroy you’re fine. Just hope you don’t fuck up and take out the 7-11.

        1. Chipwooder

          He’s chemotherapy. He kills the cancer, but he kills the healthy cells just as well.

          1. The Zenome Project

            The regulatory state and the political establishment is all cancer. Take them out, or if you can’t at least scare the shit out of them.

          2. Hyperion

            This. And while I’m sure Trump is going to do stuff I will hate, even more than appointing that gnome like dipshit Sessions as AG, I can’t think of any president in modern history who libertarians should like more. I mean it’s not even close. This guy is the only president in modern history who has balls to do what needs to be done, which is put the DC establishment back in their place of serving the public, instead of building empires. That being said, I still would much prefer Paul as POTUS, but that seems a pipe dream at the moment.

            And I laugh at the fucking clowns who talk about Pence being POTUS. There are many problems with that. Number one being that Americans did not elect Pence, they elected Trump and that needs to be respected. I respected that Americans elected Obama for 8 fucking years even though I despise that asshole. Second of all, Trump was elected despite Pence, not in the least because of him. Pence will never be president, so shut up clowns.

          3. The Zenome Project

            8 years of Trump could pave the way for 8 years of Rand (at least as a VP), because if the GOP base enjoys 8 years of anti-establishment presidency, what’s to stop voters from taking a second dip? Especially since Paul is actually getting way more popular with the base post-Trump, even with his occassional nays.

    2. Brochettaward

      Anything Trump does that is good is mostly unintentional. And, frankly, even 8 years of him “attacking” the regulatory state like this would basically just be a feint. But…overall he’s better than the last several presidents by a wide margin.

      He’s unlikely to ever secure large legislative victories. And some part of that actually is his own fault. With some of that fault going to his own lack of clear ideology. I did very much like what I saw of his comments about Cuba today, as well.

      1. R C Dean

        B, I think Trump’s lack of legislative stroke has nothing to do with his lack of a clear ideology. I think it has everything to do with the slavering hatred of him by everyone who lives inside the Beltway.

        1. The Zenome Project

          100% agree – the establishment and insiders are terrified that the little plebians that they allegedly represent actually matter now. Trump is the wake-up call that they have needed for several decades.

        2. Brochettaward

          If you were a crafting a healthcare bill for Trump that would also be relatively acceptable to your constituents, what would you put in it? What would you repeal from the ACA?

          I don’t have a clear answer to that question. Trump’s last public statements on the matter were something along the lines of the House bill being “mean.” Clear signals from the White House matter. And while I find the whole spectacle of Trump contradicting his press team amusing, it’s not going to make for good policy. It’s not all Trump-is-a-martyr here. The guy has few clear positions and he’s not even good at delegating. It should also be mentioned that he was never that particularly good of a businessman. He was a salesman who plastered his name on shit. And it didn’t particularly matter what it was. And here we are.

          1. The Zenome Project

            Trump never said in public that the House HC bill was mean, it was more of those “unnamed sources” if I remember that alleged this. Trump was always wishy-washy on healthcare anyways considering that a bunch of NY cocktail party leftists are screeching at him daily.

          2. Brochettaward

            The anonymous source reports aren’t all bullshit. People want them to be, but they aren’t. And it’s entirely possible some of them are true at the time of reporting, but not the next day. I think Trump will put his name on any healthcare bill at this point, basically. But he’s incapable of giving clear marching orders on the matter and it complicates things.

            Any political party – especially in a duopoly – is going to be a coalition. And it will require compromise. An effective president has to be able to get people to move in his general direction. Even Obama couldn’t get the Dems on board with his ideas on healthcare despite a far large cult-like following.

          3. Suthenboy

            What would you repeal from the ACA?

            President Suthenboy’s bill > ‘The ACA is hereby repealed.’

            “Hey Rand, you still have that bill you wrote? Bring it over here”

          4. Hyperion

            Kill it, or let it die. Replacement? No.

          5. R C Dean

            If you were a crafting a healthcare bill for Trump that would also be relatively acceptable to your constituents, what would you put in it? What would you repeal from the ACA?

            Repeal outright the insurance market reforms, lock, stock, barrel, root, and branch.

            Don’t touch Medicaid expansion (sorry, but if I’m compromising to mollify my constituents in a high-Medicaid market like mine, that’s the way I’d play it). Here’s the thing about Medicaid expansion – its currently subsidized at nearly 100% by the feds. In a few years (I forget when), it will drop down to the usual 65% subsidy by the feds. The impact on state budgets will be biblical; the states will start pulling back on Medicaid expansion all by themselves.

        3. Hyperion

          Yep. Keep in mind that the vast majority of the GOP are also establishment cronies who only want more power, for themselves, not the people.

      2. Pat

        He’s unlikely to ever secure large legislative victories.

        Who needs them anymore – all of the meaningful rules that impact people’s day to day lives are made by executive departments.

        1. Brochettaward

          A good sound bite, but not really true. The ACA has an impact on many. Tax reform has an impact on many. And then anything Trump does by himself can be undone.

          A decent portion of what he’s facing is a result of the DC bubble and its detachment from reality, but the man himself is deeply flawed. That’s a statement that should go without stating. It’s pretty fucking sad that he’s the best that could be done.

          1. Pat

            Look at the Obama presidency and it wasn’t much different. ACA and Dodd-Frank are about the only things that were advanced legislatively in 8 years. And still, look at how much of even that legislation can be gutted by executive fiat. They designed it that way expecting the Democratic Millennial Kingdom. Most of Obama’s agenda got wielded through executive rulemaking. Of course it means that all of the changes are ephemeral. That’s exactly as it’s supposed to be.

          2. The Zenome Project

            I really do think that the Clinton machine, combined with the MSM, played a major role in Trump’s initial nomination. They had so much clout and organization that they were able to encourage crossover voting among their base of supporter and favorable media coverage to ensure the weakest possible opposition for Hillary’s coronation. The fact that Trump was able to end both the Bush and Clinton dynasties despite all sides opposing him is the reason why I look at Trump far more favorably than most on this board, even as a policy skeptic of his.

          3. Hyperion

            If Trump can push through the tax reform he’s wanting, I will vote for him next election. The GOP should just let Obamacare implode, which is inevitable, and then let the democrats have their way of disrupting any chance of a GOP replacement. No replacement will be better, it just further cements the government takeover of healthcare. No fucking bureaucrat has the right to tell me what treatments, drugs, etc, I can get or when. In saner times those fucks would be looking at a good tar and feathering.

          4. Enough About Palin

            “but the man himself is deeply flawed”

            Hey, man, you don’t talk to the President. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll… uh… well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a corner, and he’ll say, “Do you know that ‘if’ is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you”… I mean I’m… no, I can’t… I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s… he’s a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas…

          5. Hyperion

            “but the man himself is deeply flawed”

            Deeply flawed and the best president since… Obama? Bush? Clinton? Reagan? Carter? Nixon? Johnson? Nope, we have to go back further. Maybe someone who can tell me to get off their lawn can weigh in.

          6. R C Dean

            Going backwards:

            Obama
            Bush II
            Clinton
            Bush I
            Reagan

            I’d probably stop with Reagan.

          7. Gadfly

            I concur. People complain about Reagan not living up to his anti-government rhetoric, but forget that he had to work with Democrats to get anything done. The Democrats controlled the House the whole time, and the Senate for half the time, and their leadership hated him (Tip O’Neill said that “The evil is in the White House” while Reagan was busy calling the USSR an “evil empire”). What with firing the striking air traffic controllers, cutting taxes, and popularizing anti-big-government rhetoric, I think he did about as well a job as a president could have in the circumstances he was in.

    3. Pat

      I’m always a little amused at the historical reverence of FDR’s fireside chats as an example of the president connecting directly with the people, but the use of modern social media to interact directly with the people is a vulgarity unbecoming the office.

      1. Number.6

        I still think Trump would be well-served to do a youtube video once a week for 10 minutes, and close down the press center and turn it into an indoor dog-park for the White House staffers, or maybe a chicken farm.

        1. Mad Scientist

          He could only improve it by making it into a home for weasels.

          1. Number.6

            Mink farm would work too.

    4. american socialist

      I see a lot of good things at least he can do without congress

      – pipelines
      -regs
      – net neutrality
      – school choice
      – taxes
      – guns
      – sc
      – federal judges
      – foreign policy superior to obama and bush
      – not hillary
      – paris agreement

      I dont think all those are unintentional

      1. R C Dean

        Plus, he’s not Hillary.

        1. leonadasiv

          Did we mention that he’s not Hillary?

    5. american socialist

      Do folks honestly want congress to write and lazz legislation with trump? Seeing their fuck ups

      Only one i want is tax reform

      1. Hyperion

        His tax plan is yuuuuggggeee for my income bracket. And I’m not a one percenter.

    6. Akira

      If he refrains from doing the following:

      – Building a physical wall on the border
      – Sticking our collective dick even deeper into the Middle Eastern hornet’s nest
      – Making shit expensive by imposing tariffs

      … I might actually consider voting for him in the next election if he runs.

    7. antisthenes

      Trump is God’s judgment on the world. And whom the gods would destroy…

    1. Chipwooder

      Horrible person? Yes. Guilty of manslaughter? Hell no.

      1. Hyperion

        I agree. She is one seriously disturbed person. But she’s not guilty of murder. Is there some lesser crime for intentionally tormenting a person who was in his state?

        1. Chipwooder

          What I was wondering, since much was made of the fact in the stories I’ve read about the trial, is if there’s some kind of obligation under MA law to try to help someone in mortal danger .

          1. Gray Ghost

            …is if there’s some kind of obligation under MA law to try to help someone in mortal danger.

            That. I thought it was settled law that a lay person didn’t have the obligation to report or act, absent a law telling them they had to. Or was this a case of, the defendant caused the situation, and therefore was required to act to aid the deceased? I don’t see it that way, but I’m otherwise drawing a blank at what reasoning the judge was using to infer some obligation to act.

          2. Hyperion

            I don’t see how there’s any way under law to make someone be a good Samaritan I don’t have an issue with that. But what she was doing was mentally torturing this person and encouraging him to take his own life when she already knew he was suicidal. That’s just pure fucking evil, period.

          3. Gray Ghost

            Agreed, she’s an evil bitch, and I won’t mourn if she ends up mysteriously dead face down in a ditch, but she still did not recklessly causing the death of another. Despite the ruling here.

            Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress? Sure. Textbook really. I’ll even listen to a negligent homicide argument, provided we can show Duty and Breach.

            Manslaughter, (And how did they get involuntary out of the facts given?) seems a bit much. Probably will be overturned on appeal.

          4. Hyperion

            I was thinking mental cruelty or something like that. Massoholio needs to be cut off from the USA mainland and shipped to Eurotardia.

        2. robc

          Article says it was Involuntary Manslaughter, not Murder.

          1. Number.6

            The UK has a finding of “depraved indifference” which I would consider to be pretty accurate.

      2. Prosecutors deliberately pick icky people like this for their test cases. Just like they did with Lori Drew.

    2. Hyperion

      I remember reading about that and thinking how horrible it was. What the fuck is wrong with her to do something like that? Even as emotionally fragile as teens can be, that just seems like pure evil. Especially considering that the guy was already suicidal.

    3. Suthenboy

      That is a bad, bad, bad, bad decision. I hope it gets overturned.

    4. thrakkorzog

      Yeah, she’s an absolutely vile person, but she’s not a criminal. Worst she is guilty of is being an asshole, which shouldn’t be criminalized lest we all end up in jail.

  20. Dr. Fronkensteen

    When Rolling Stone says WTF you might have a problem with interviewing.

    http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/10-most-wtf-revelations-from-oliver-stones-putin-interviews-w487694

    1. John Titor

      Oliver Stone has never met a nominal anti-American dictator or autocrat that he didn’t want to fellate.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        What’s his position on PM Zoolander?

        1. R C Dean

          Kneeling, mouth open?

          1. Gilmore

            DAMN YOU

        2. Gilmore

          on his knees, mouth open, tongue extended

        3. John Titor

          Zoolander’s not sufficiently anti-American right now, he’s too desperate to not be known as the guy who screwed up NAFTA. It’s one of the few parts of his leadership I’m enjoying right now, that he has to be careful and bootlick around a person who basically represents everything he hates. The SJW part of his brain must scream every time he has to deal with Trump.

        4. Playa Manhattan

          On his knees, hands tied behind his back, mouth open, and a bottle of lidocaine throat spray?

          Oh, I see you guys have this covered.

    2. Hyperion

      cutaway clips of Hillary Clinton, whom Stone repeatedly and inexplicably calls a neoconservative.

      Anyone who need an explanation of why he would make that statement has apparently had their head up their own ass for at least a few decades.

    3. thepasswordispassword

      7. How Many Offices Does One Man Need?
      This paragraph is really bizarre when compared to how the media portrays POTUS office spaces and luxuries. Russia isn’t exactly a small, struggling country with a humble head of state.

    4. Hyperion

      Apparently Rolling Stones main problem with the interview is: denying any involvement with U.S. election hacking

      1. Grab the hacker’s motherfucking leg!

  21. thepasswordispassword

    http://time.com/4818165/steve-scalise-shooting-suspect-james-hodgkinson/
    What was his motive?
    A motive is still unclear, and the FBI is investigating the incident. Slater, of the FBI, said it’s too soon to say whether the GOP lawmakers were targeted in a deliberate attack. “We’re exploring all angles,” Slater said.

    A couple days old but god damn. Truth is definitely dumber than fiction and parody.

    1. Suthenboy

      They are going to try and disown him. They disowned Oswald, they will this one too. They wont get away with it now with the internet.

  22. mexican sharpshooter

    Is there anybody in the country that is not a child, or with a legitimate mental deficiency, and does not understand that smoking is bad for you? Anyone?

    Good, we don’t need to continue funding these programs. Poor people probably have their reasons for smoking and its none of your business why.

    Advocacy groups say funding for smoking cessation is dropping, and they worry that the attention and political will needed for tobacco control are also waning as America’s upper and middle classes see smoking as an already solved, bygone problem.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/americas-new-tobacco-crisis-the-rich-stopped-smoking-the-poor-didnt/2017/06/13/a63b42ba-4c8c-11e7-9669-250d0b15f83b_story.html?utm_term=.b057327ff8dc

    1. R C Dean

      America’s upper and middle classes see smoking as an already solved, bygone problem

      Isn’t it?

    2. Brett L

      If I read that chart right, the difference between smoking and not is 78 vs. 81 on average, worst case.*

      *I note there is no qualitative description

    3. ArchieBunker

      We smoke to pay for our kids healthcare.

    4. Hyperion

      The bottom line is, it’s none of anyone’s fucking business what a person does with their own body if they are not harming anyone else. The problem with ideas like this are that the solution for the people talking about it is ALWAYS more legislation, and I mean ALWAYS. There is NEVER a time that is not the solution. Even when they say education, what they really mean is legislation to make sure you get that education. FUCK.THESE. ASSHOLE.BUSYBODIES.

    5. Akira

      Remember, being opposed to government funding of something means that you’re opposed to that thing being done at all by anyone.

      Besides, it’s not like the free market just gave us a device that provides nicotine without the overwhelming majority of the health risks of cigarettes. I mean, it’s not like this hypothetical device allows you to slowly taper off your nicotine usage or anything. Nope, the free market has shown zero initiative in helping people kick their cigarette habits, therefore we need government funding of anti-smoking programs forever.

    6. Akira

      Also,

      America’s new tobacco crisis: The rich stopped smoking, the poor didn’t

      Gee, from the sound of it, you almost get the idea that someone’s financial situation AND their tobacco use might be at least somewhat related to their ability to delay gratification, consider consequences, and plan for the future.

    1. Number.6

      I thought you might have been linking to Queen doing a cover version of:

      No one likes us, no one likes us
      No one likes us, we don’t care!
      We are Millwall, super Millwall
      We are Millwall from The Den!

      1. R C Dean

        Wasn’t the Lion Of London Bridge, the guy who had 6 or 8 pints on board who fought off the jihadis, a Millwall fan?

        1. Number.6

          Yeah, God bless his little cotton socks.

          Poor bastard felt short-changed. On a good day he could have taken twice that number down.

          1. R C Dean

            Too bad, really, that the jihadis didn’t decide to go nutter right before a soccer game. I’d like to have seen them beaten to death on the street.

        2. jesse.in.mb

          I believe the quote was “Fuck you, I’m Millwall” so yeah.

          1. thrakkorzog

            One of the Terrorists was wearing an Arsenal Jersey, and that’s what set him off. The guy has a brass pair it’s kind of odd that THAT’s what set him off.

      2. Gilmore

        And then, a challenger to …..”Worst Video AND Worst Music

          1. Gilmore

            Did that person really merge “Free Bird” with “Baby I love your way”?

            flabbergasted

          2. It hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, too.

          3. Gilmore

            debateable. i think the musclebound-steve-perry/florida guido still grates harder

          4. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Wow. Watching the video is causing me to re-evaluate. I was just comparing the sound, and I found Big Mountain’s to be worse.

    2. Gadfly

      The guy singing looks like a character out of “Trainspotting”. That might explain the rather…unusual…artistic choices.

  23. Worker and Parasite

    Someone took all the existing video and audio footage of Cream’s 1968 farewell concert and patched it all together:

    Cream Farewell concert

    Obsessive and impressive.

    1. Chipwooder

      You’re doing a shitty job of trying to win the worst video contest.

      1. Worker and Parasite

        Double negative = I win?

    2. Gilmore

      cool.

      the sound is sort of shit. like someone recorded it with a mic in the back of the room. you’d think if they’d gone to the trouble to film it, they’d have had some direct-line-ins.

      1. Worker and Parasite

        It was 1968 and the BBC. I’m amazed the sound is as good as it is. And that they didn’t delete it all 4 years later to record something else.

        1. Gilmore

          yeah, i know. I was mentally comparing it to woodstock, which was unbelievably good live-sound.

          1. Worker and Parasite

            Woodstock was helped significantly by having Eddie Kramer record it.

    3. Gilmore

      Speaking of ‘great live performances

      one of those Old Grey Whistle Tests from the 1970s, but with hypnotic intensity

      i rewatch it all the time. the thought i keep having is “modern musicians simply don’t *sweat* like that”

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        at 4:20? I never heard this guy, really fuckin good,and Yusef loves him some Reggae, TY

  24. mexican sharpshooter

    I get a system generated email from this lady at least once a week. She is way more attractive that I would think possible.

    https://www.healthdatamanagement.com/news/va-online-tool-helps-veterans-compare-ptsd-treatments

    I give her a 6/10 with a point added on for being over 40.

    1. R C Dean

      Its the two black eyes, isn’t it, you sicko. 😉

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Hmm, maybe. My wife rarely wears makeup.

      2. BigGreg

        He’s got a thing for women that don’t listen.

        1. Tundra

          Wow.

          *applause*

        2. R C Dean

          BigGreg with the slam dunk off the assist by RC!

        3. westernsloper

          I often wonder why I spend time here, and then I read something as tasteless as that and remember.

    2. Chipwooder

      “Just what kind of a name is Poon, anyway?”

      “Comanche Indian”

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Ahem. You take away points for being over 40.

      Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

      1. Pomp

        You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        I grade on a curve.

    4. Mad Scientist

      She might rate a 3. After I’ve had a few beers.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Yeah. I’m still not sure if this is trolling.

    5. MikeS

      I’ll give her a 6. -1 point for applying her makeup with a putty knife

    6. westernsloper

      Big teeth. Creeps me out.

  25. Pan Zagloba

    First time for everything, I said “Way to go, PM Zoolander” when I read this:

    Trudeau government has passed half the bills Harper did by this time in the mandate

    Just 23 government bills have so far passed through both houses of Parliament halfway through the four-year mandate. The former Harper government, by comparison, secured royal assent for 50 bills in the same time frame during their majority government, according to data supplied by the Library of Parliament.

    1. John Titor

      Until you to this:

      The Liberal government has passed some substantial legislation, including:
      Increases to Canada Pension Plan (CPP) payouts.
      A budget bill that included massive infrastructure spending.

      I mostly see this as the Senate and the Old Guard Liberals holding Zoolander back.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Probably his incompetence, and the fact that it would cut into his preening and posing time.

        Maybe we can send him off to a pointless summit somewhere for couple weeks every month?

        1. John Titor

          If Obama could just distract him with some more lunches that’d be great, two birds with one stone.

  26. Raston Bot

    anybody here ever shoot 450 Bushmaster? the per round cost isn’t as bad as i was expecting for big bore.

    1. Suthenboy

      It has a rebated rim. I cant find load data for it over 300gr and those top out at 1900fps.

      I have a 450 Marlin. Not a rebated rim. Up to 500gr bullets (I load 350 and 400gr hard cast). My loads run about 2100 fps. So, thats a bit more punch. I am not a big guy and I shoot that out of a Winchester 94. I handle the recoil just fine. It will kill anything there is.

      1. Suthenboy

        Oh, and the cost is about the same.

  27. Tundra

    Hey EAP, Keep your head down this weekend!

    St. Anthony police officer Jeronimo Yanez has been found not guilty of all counts in the fatal shooting of Philando Castile.

    After 27 hours of deliberation spanning five days, the jury of seven men and five women, including two people of color, reached its verdict shortly after 2 p.m. Friday. It was read in court at 2:45 p.m. Castile’s family angrily stormed out as soon as the verdicts were read.

    This was interesting:

    Jurors asked the court Friday to reread the officer’s testimony in its entirety, their second request this week for statements he made regarding the fatal shooting of Philando Castile.

    But Ramsey County District Court Judge William H. Leary III denied the request without elaborating, saying the reasons aren’t “important to share right now.”

    1. Playa Manhattan

      “Fuck you that’s why”

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Or “Suppers waiting at home and I got to get to it.”

    2. Worker and Parasite

      That’s pretty typical. Juries here are specifically told in the first instructions that they will not be given transcripts of testimony and it’s up to them to take good notes.

    3. Gray Ghost

      For the trial lawyers playing along at home, why can’t the jury get a transcript of the testimony to review in the jury room?

      1. R C Dean

        Because juries aren’t supposed to do an in-depth review of the evidence. They are supposed to do what the judge tells them.

        1. Worker and Parasite

          Or at least the loudest mouth with the most questionable memory in the jury room.

          1. Agent Cooper

            Lee J. Cobb!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Re- Trump

    Also, consider what he has *prevented* from happening by keeping Hillary’s mitts off the tiller, as well as what he has actually done or will do.

    Keeping people like Larry Summers and Paul Krugman away from monetary policy is an incalculable benefit. Sessions is awful, but what about Attorney General Kamala Harris? What climatological nutjob would be running the EPA right now?

    1. Suthenboy

      So…worse than Hitler but not worse than Hillary. I concur.

      Sarcasm aside, I expect him to win over quite a lot of skeptics before it’s over.

    2. BigGreg

      True, we’re basically comparing a Trump presidency to a hypothetical libertarian presidency that was not one of the options.

  29. ArchieBunker

    I can’t think of any extremely crappy music videos. But the best has to be 3 little pigs by green jelly.

    1. Number.6

      I dunno, I always thought this was pretty bad.

      1. ArchieBunker

        That was just awful.

        1. westernsloper

          I am not sure “awful” grasps how bad that was. I am not sure there is a word for how bad that was.

          1. Festus

            I dunno, the chick was pretty cute and Bootsy is always double-plus good. I’ll admit to growing sick of the tune in my peeler bar-going days.

        2. Agent Cooper

          Thankfully was not named Gay National Anthem.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Slater, of the FBI, said it’s too soon to say whether the GOP lawmakers were targeted in a deliberate attack

    A weapon was discharged.

    Maybe he was cleaning that rifle.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      I thought Slater was CIA.

  31. R C Dean

    Apropos yesterday’s open borders/colonization discussion, I’ll just leave this here:

    MS-13 gains recruits and power in U.S. as teens surge across border

    MS-13’s new push has been fueled by the recent influx of teenage immigrants like Danny, who traveled to the United States without guardians to escape poverty and gang violence only to fall back into it here, according to a Washington Post investigation that included reviews of dozens of court cases as well as interviews with local and federal law enforcement, attorneys, families and immigration experts.

    Among the youths, mostly from Central America, are MS-13 members who join cliques here, and newcomers — looking for a way to fit in amid a new culture and language — who are quickly recruited by the gang. In recent years, more than 150,000 such teens and children have been detained at the border, screened and placed in communities through the federal Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR). Many others are smuggled past immigration authorities.

    1. Suthenboy

      I take exception to the word ‘colonization’. The French didn’t colonize North Africa. They invaded it. When it became too expensive and troublesome to keep the conquered land they left. Now North Africa is invading back. The NAfricans dont have the cultural mechanisms and institutions to make their invasion look the same, but it is an invasion never the less. When it becomes too troublesome and doesnt pay to stay, they will leave.

      1. R C Dean

        *Backs away from the thread*

        I got my fill of beatings on this topic yesterday.

        1. John Titor

          I think everyone is colonized out after yesterday, and today. Where’s Eddie to start a thread on abortion?

          1. jesse.in.mb

            You could’ve segued that better. Lemme try:

            Pregnancy is just a man colonizing a Woman’s body and mandatory abortions should be required for everyone.

          2. R C Dean

            Oh, you mean when a woman evicts the fetus colonizing her uterus?

          3. R C Dean

            DAMMIT!

          4. jesse.in.mb

            Nimble fingers even as the deQuervains takes hold.

          5. ArchieBunker

            If you’re not first you’re last

          6. Gilmore

            everyone is colonized out

            A collective colon-cleansing

  32. KibbledKristen

    THe author may be a twat, but this is some funny-ass shit.

    1. ArchieBunker

      Is use of the word “twat” a generational thing, regional thing, or what? I’ve heard it used three times in two days and rarely heard it before now.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I like to switch up my vocab. “Douche”, “moronic friend of Hillary” are overplayed.

      2. jesse.in.mb

        I think it’s more commonwealth English than American, Archie. I tend to shy away from ladybit insults after an ill-timed c-bomb.

        1. John Titor

          More cunts for us then. Rule Britannia.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            Weirdly my younger brother was confused that I thought calling someone cunt was worse than bitch. In his friend group it was exactly the opposite and I wondered if he was living a parallel existence as a working class Brit.

      3. MikeS

        Generational maybe? I’ve used to hear it more (in the 80’s) than I do now. Maybe also a regional thing? I’m in the upper midwest, and Kristen used to live here. (She posted that info yesterday. I’m not stalking Kristen, I promise)

        1. ArchieBunker

          Never hear it in the southeast. I remember Jay Hickman using it in a couple of his comedy bits and he was southern so I’m leaning towards generational.

      4. thrakkorzog

        People keep trying to take our curse words away. So we’re kind of stuck calling people special needs poo-poo headed meanies. So Twat steps up to the bat, since it doesn’t have all the associated cultural baggage of calling someone a retarded shit for brains cunt. Give it about 5 minutes and it will become taboo.

        1. ArchieBunker

          We do need a couple new curse words.

      5. John Titor

        Gradual takeover of the American language by your proper betters with the Queen’s English. Don’t fight it, just accept it.

    2. Hyperion

      Not as funny as this:

      OH CANADA!

      1. John Titor

        Joke’s on Zoolander, I can still say any unPC bullshit I want on the internet, thanks Tories!

    3. Agent Cooper

      I thought it was a Native American joke.

  33. F. Stupidity Jr.

    Groundhog Day unofficial reboot

    SPOILER ALERT: The trailer is 2:30 and I feel like I’ve seen the entire movie. If you don’t want that experience, do not click.

    1. KibbledKristen

      That looks kind cool. Groundhog with a side of Nightmare on Elm Street

      1. thrakkorzog

        My opinion is If you’re going to do a remake, don’t remake a classic. All you’re doing is inviting comparisons to a classic movie, and odds are you’re going to fall flat on your face. Nobody really wanted Tim Burton’s remake of Charlie and the Classic Factory, since the previous version stood well on it’s own.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Exactly. Remake a piece of crap. It’s already written, so you’ll only have to do a few re-writes, it probably won’t cost much to gets the rights to it, and everyone will have low expectations, so they’ll be easy to top.

          1. John Titor

            Doesn’t work for what Hollywood companies are actually looking for. Older remakes like The Thing had some actual artistic goal behind them, but remakes now are purely focused on branding and familiarity with the former product. They think for some bizarre reason that a previous audience equates to a guaranteed one now (see Ghostbusters, Total Recall, Conan, etc.)

          2. thrakkorzog

            I kind of liked the Conan reboot, It was closer to the books than the Governator versions. And The Judge Doom reboot was pretty damn awesome.

          3. John Titor

            Dredd had the advantage of the first one being bloody awful. Also Karl Urban is apparently a massive Dredd nerd, which helps.

          4. Pat

            Worked for the Zucker bros when they bought the rights to Zero Hour! and turned it into one of the funniest comedies of all time.

        2. KibbledKristen

          This didn’t look so much like a remake as a reimagining as a horror movie.

  34. Raven Nation

    How not to ask to be allowed to revise and resubmit a paper:

    “On my [first] paper I felt that I anwsered the question that where provided. I did add in my own opinion on things but do feel that I had good points.”

    So, you want to revise your paper based on the belief that I graded you wrong on the first version?

    1. quincy

      plays

    2. Raven Nation

      Amy Shira Titel is pretty cool. She blogs here: https://vintagespace.wordpress.com/ (and has an archive at Popular Science).

      She also turns up on Universe Today’s “Weekly Space Hangout” from time to time.

  35. Diane Reynolds

    Some of the best journalism going on in Seattle is occurring at blogging sites such as this:

    http://roominate.com/blog/2013/monica-spain-is-missing/

    If you bother to hit some of the other links on the site, you’ll see old-school gum-shoe journalism– making phone calls, knocking on doors, asking who such-and-such is, where can I contact them… are they a real person etc.

    To wit, if you read the story from the above link, it’s a fascinating look at how the local NPR station is essentially reprinting press releases from a corrupt local organization called SHARE as calls for donations to the organization.

    As you can quickly see, this is a classic puff piece. It has a pregnant 19-year-old girl (very helpful for getting sympathy and money) and gives virtually no context to the story.

    ♠ There’s nothing in there about who really runs Nickelsville. (Scott Morrow, Peggy Hotes, and the Merry Band of Miscreants known as SHARE.)

    ♠ There’s nothing about the circumstances under which Nickelsville was evicted from their previous squat in Highland Park, after trashing the place.

    ♠ There’s nothing about how Nickelsville moved in without a permit or without telling the neighbors, as required by law.

    ♠ There’s nothing about whether Nickelsville is a safe or appropriate place for this confused and pregnant teenager, or said teenager’s recent trouble with the law.

    ♠ In short, there’s nothing in there. It’s just a story about a pregnant girl living at Nickelsville. Oh . . . and by the way, Nickelsville needs donations!!!!

    Two days later, I posted a retraction (sort of) on my original satirical claim that Ms. Spain is an unpaid intern. Then I went back, again, and asked Ms. Hennessey for Ms. Spain’s contact information, which is all I’d wanted in the first place. As I explained to Ms. H, I still wanted to ask Ms. S.where she’s getting her information about Nickelsville.

    No dice. “I’m not going to give you Monica’s personal information,” Erin said.

    “I didn’t ask you for her personal information,” I replied. “I asked you for her contact info. The New York Times newspaper lets people contact their reporters, for chrissakes. Are you telling me that KPLU can’t have the same level of accessibility as the NY Times?”

    No reply.

    “Just tell her to contact me then. She can use whatever bogus e-mail she wants. Or she can call my phone from a boiler room somewhere. I just wanna know she’s a real person.” [I’m paraphrasing the conversation there. But that was the gist.]

    A day after that, an astute reader sent me another, earlier Nickelsville piece by “Monica Spain.” And I’ll be damned if it wasn’t the same story: Hey everybody! Nickelsville’s got kids to take care of. They need cash money!

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      The name sounds so made up. Like Veronica Portugal. Or Vanessa Iberian.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Monica Spain. 123 Fake St.

        1. Hyperion

          At least they could have made it Espana. Duh.

      2. Hyperion

        Isabella de Cabral Catalonia. I know her, she’s been missing.

  36. Lackadaisical

    I think this is the first time I ever clicked on the music link here.

    “(category: song poor, video poor) ”
    Couldn’t agree more… why???

    Also, time to get blasted.