STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT ZARDOZ READY TO COME BACK FOR “LIGHT DUTY”. STEVE SMITH LET ZARDOZ DO LINKS, AND GET BACK TO WORK. AND BY “WORK”, MEAN “RAPE”.
FIRST, STEVE SMITH GIVE SHOUT OUT TO DAD – THANKS FOR EVERYTHING POPS!
STEVE SMITH HAS NOT SEEN DAD IN A WHILE.
NOW OVER TO BIG STONE HEAD!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. A BIG THANK YOU TO STEVE SMITH FOR LETTING ZARDOZ CRASH OUT IN HIS WOODS. ZARDOZ DOES HAVE ODD TASTE IN MOUTH, BUT IS NOT SURE IF THAT FROM DRYING OUT OR…WHAT. REGARDLESS, HERE ARE SOME LINKS FOR MY CHOSEN ONES:
- NEEDZ ANOTHER 32 YEARS OF SINGLE PARTY IRONFISTED CONTROL OF IL HOUSE BY ONE MAN! OH, AND HIS DAUGHTER IS THE STATE AG…
- MUST. MAKE . FLIGHT.
- AS STEVE SMITH COULD ADVISE…DON’T GO IN THE WOODS!
- BECAUSE LA HAS NO AUTO TRAFFIC, IT CAN AFFORD TO GIVE UP MORE ROAD SPACE.
ZARDOZ GO BACK AND WILL REST IN THE WOODS A BIT MORE. ZARDOZ WILL SEE HIS CHOSEN ONES LATER ON.
1st?
Nope, you have to comment on one of the links. See below.
3.14159th?
Yeah, I know the rules. I was having a tough time signing in, lost my head.
So, yeah. Something like 3 1/7.
Oh noes, Illinois can no longer have “discretionary” spending. How will they do kickbacks?
California will continue to do stupid, until the derp forms a singularity and brings forth the derpacolypse
Mendoza says a recent court order regarding money owed for Medicaid bills means mandated payments will eat up 100 percent of Illinois’ monthly revenue.
Nuh uh. Medicaid is free healthcare, and it should be available to all.
TW: WaPo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/06/17/a-teachers-decision-to-be-visibly-queer-in-his-photo-with-president-trump/?utm_term=.64b4ff93c7f4
Don’t see the issue, seems to be a big nothing burger as Drumpfutin has made no move against any post obergfell gay rights that I know of, but virtue signaling is the new cool.
So what I get out of this is that Trump has no problem with camp.
So brave to act campy in front of the most outspokenly pro-gay president in American history.
No way. The SJW crowd assures me he is the most racist, homophobic dude , like in forever. Never mind that he is basically a NY liberal and his daughter converted to marry a jew. Most Racisist Homophobe EVAH! These people are fuckwits and should kill themselves to better the gene pool.
Lynch is about to be brought before Congress, or so that’s how I understand it. The Democrats are going to get entangled in their own web of deceit. They’d better be coming up with some sort of deflection. You know, I mean I know Willy and megacankles were only talking about grandchildren, but some people can’t seem to see it that way.
“Visibly queer”? I thought gays were just like the rest of us, and that’s why any disapproval of homosexuality is evil.
No idea what the difference is between queer and gay. Ignorance really is bliss.
I think “queer” allows people who have no wish to interface their bits with another person’s similar bits (ie. cis-hetero shitlords) to still join in the gay class for victimhood points.
‘Queer’ is, roughly, ‘political gay’ – by way of “taking back a slur”.
Can’t I just continue not to care?
Well, that’s queer.
Some bi people are using queer now because of the bi vs. pan war. (Sorry to subject you to that article, it was the first one that popped up and they’re all equally insufferable.) They’re not sure which term to use without being labeled a shitlord, so they cop out and fall back on the easy, ambiguous queer label.
So, this intersectionality thing stands NO chance of holding up then.
Excellent <fx: steeples fingers>
Maybe people don’t stop to think that’s just who you are because you constantly politicize it. Seriously? You can’t just take a picture with the president without props and poses?
My favourite part about Trump is the fact that he causes people to rip off their masks and expose every imbalance and insecurity in their personality.
Yeah, right. Like the pic though.
There once was a teach from Woonsocket…
Who had a fan, and liked to play red rocket…
He said with a wink
As he flashed Trump his dink…
“looky here Mr President, I had this in my pocket……
*slow clap and narrows gaze*
I’m not sure if limericks have a set meter like a haiku but I feel that Westersloper’s line have far to many syllables in them.
Limericks have a rhyme scheme : AABBA
Sure, but it seems to me in most limericks lines 1,2 and 5 have a similar cadence, not saying it has to be a set number of syllables, just they should be the same.
Oh look at Mr Pulitzer committee here. Come on, that had perfect meter. Syllables boil down to how spoken. Are you a cyborg?
Syllables don’t matter for limericks. They are defined by the rhyme scheme.
I was trying to convey that in as few characters as possible.
I’m gonna need sentence diagrams to be convinced, It was a nice effort but that last phrase is at least half again to long.
And by Uncivils definition that was not a limerick. I missed a B. I thought it went back to A.
On a side note Hyperbole. last nights pizza crust I did double the sesame oil. Super crunchy. I need to find the medium there. It is strange how that reacts with dough.
You got the rhyming part right. FWIW here’s where I ended after dozens of experiments
For 2- 10″ crusts
400 g Flour
2.5 tsp Yeast
1 cup Water*
2 tsp Sugar
1.25 tsp Salt
3 tbsp oils (half olive half sesame)
*give or take
That is more water than I use. For 2 -12″ crusts I do:
!/2 C water
1t honey
1 t salt
1 t olive oil
1t sesame oil (last time 2 t)
1 1/3 C bread flour
1/4 C Stone ground whole wheat
1t yeast
I might increase the yeast and see what happens next time.
I use the bread machine to mix, rise and rest it, then bag it and put it in the fridge for at least a day.
notice that Hyperbole is measuring by weight, while westersloper measures by volume.
always measure variable density ingredients by weight.
Jesus, the pedants around here. First the poetry, now the measurements.
The recipe I have calls for volume. Not weight. I will weigh it next time ok?
sorry, just sharing some Alton Brown, didn’t mean to be an ass about it.
Pedantry is not assholery. I was joking as I assume you were. Pedant away.
i’m excited to try this sesame oil idea, never heard of it before. sadly, my oven has a mouse urine issue i wasn’t going to deal with till the temps drop again.
You’ve never heard of it before because I invented it.
French artist trolls authorities.
I can’t decide how brave or woke this is.
I wonder if I can get my next driver’s license with Marcus Fenix’s ugly mug on there?
“NEEDZ ANOTHER 32 YEARS OF SINGLE PARTY IRONFISTED CONTROL OF IL HOUSE BY ONE MAN! OH, AND HIS DAUGHTER IS THE STATE AG…”
Well, I mean since Trump is going to be removed any day now and Hillary made president on the same day, no worries right, we just bail them out. And we’ll still have plenty of cash left to bail Cali out of their ill fated single player plan. The party will never end!
I saw this today.
Cronyism Is Awesome
It’s OK, because Micro-breweries are micro-aggressions.
Jeebus, people are morons. It’s fucking BEER people. Get a life.
I no longer worry about micro or macroaggressions, because apparently every single thing on earth is a micro or macro aggression of some kind. So it doesn’t matter what I do.
Yeah, my general reply to people is Fuck Off!, or some variant of it. People usually get real sheepish real fast when you take the aggro to 11 from the get go.
See, I would have invited the distributors to a signing ceremony, where I would have vetoed the bill and told them all how morally wicked they are.
Ya. That is what should have happened.
There’s at least one more state that has a law like that on the books or was being proposed. The three tier system really needs to die.
Glib peeps: Given that the NRA is an absolute shit organization, what gun rights organizations out there should I be supporting?
Second Amendment Foundation? Gun Owners of America? Pink Pistols?
SAF is a bit better, although I’ve heard they’re getting into other thing than 2A. *Note* I don’t know if that;s true.
No it’s not. Alan Gotlieb is a compromiser of the worst sort with various “common sense” gun control efforts in the past, particularly in Washington. St.
I have my suspicions that Heller was an same goal attempt to once and forever nail shut any contention that the 2A is an individual right that went sideways when the SC ruled.
Just to shill for the NRA, the political side is crap, but their educational/training wing does valuable work.
I only maintain my NRA membership in order to maintain my training status – but I donate to GoA.
Join the NRA, get the 5 year membership when they have it on sale, and ask them to keep you on their do-not-mail list. It’s cheap, and it keeps their membership numbers high. This ensures that the media focuses on the NRA, and not other organizations.
Then join gunowners.org, amgoa.org, and/or your local state gun rights organizatio – and give most of your donations to these other, more competent organizations. Let them do the more important work in the shadow of the NRA.
Are you kidding me? Let’s give up some precious road space for fucking bike lanes! Bikers should be on the sidewalk with the rest of the pedestrians. Leave the streets for motor vehicles, people!
Nope. But then I live somewhere with a lot of pedestrians and bicyclists.
Bike lanes are functionally the same as sidewalks, especially where idiots design them, so you are halfway there.
They did this in my town last year and the traffic downtown is unbearable now. In a population 150,000 city. I can only imagine the effect on a town 25x the size of it.
Negative. Bikes should be on the road, but the riders also shouldn’t be assholes. It also doesn’t help that most of the cities that are putting in bike lines aren’t even putting in good bike lanes. Biking next to a line of parked cars is a fun game of try to spot the car where the door is about to open in front of you.
Yeah, when I biked a lot I did it in traffic just like a car. And I followed all the rules.
That said, a lot of cyclists are assholes but I’m not sure the ratio is any higher than with asshole drivers. At present I don’t bike or drive so I sure see a lot of both.
Anything that can’t get up to the speed limit should not be in the traffic lane with the automobiles.
Thank you!
So cyclists can just go along any road with a speed limit of 25 MPH? I can deal with that. If we’re going this route, can we keep families from spreading out along an entire trail as an exchange? They’re the second worst thing to encounter, the worst being people walking their dog with a leash that stretches across the trail.
I don’t recall blocking any traffic. It’s possible I only did so when at a light and making a left turn.
Welcome to farm country. Watch out for the slow moving combine.
I’m impressed at Zardoz’s seeming recovery, given that his name sounds like a type of pill. Maybe a sleeping pill. “Ask your doctor about Zardoz.”
“Seek medical attention if you vomit firearms for more than four hours.”
Oh very nice
*applause*
RE the STEVE SMITH SR picture. I saw that original documentary in the theater. I have vague memories of it. I was not convinced at the time. But then again, I have never been raped in the woods. Just in a Volkswagen.
Go on…
Too drunk to consent obviously. I am not sure about statute of limitations. But, if she wasn’t the mother of my son I would sue her.
You were raped by OMWC?
Well, I hope you’re all happy. Thanks to whoever posted that feminist crafting book last week, I now have Amazon emailing me these recommendations.
Amazon sends you spam? My thoughts and prayers are with you.
25 Girl-Powered Projects to Smash the Patriarchy
Can’t happen, that Patriarchy was built nice and sturdy. You know, because it was built by men.
That there is a ten point shitlord comment at a minimum.
Ha, Ha! You’re on “the list” now.
My most gracious and humble apologies.
However, you can edit your Amazon browsing history and remove it.
Excellent, I didn’t know that. Thanks!
The Feminist Activity Book: The Red
pillsomething.This is why I don’t click on any amazon links from you guys. God only knows what clicking on that 52 gallon drum lube would bring.
52? They short ya 3 gallons?
A gallon a week should be enough, with a couple extra gallons for the week between Christmas and New Year.
However many gallons the thing is, I’m not clicking on that link knowingly.
Love child of James Franco and Rick Perry wins golf event
Also, I hate last names serving as first names.
Franco is a first name?
Franco Harris would like a word with you.
Franco-American SpaghettiOs were unavailable for comment.
They’re busy giving somebody indigestion.
Just harvested another few of pounds of green beans. They might be my favorite home grown garden veggie. Each year I tell myself to plant more.
The tomatoes will start to ripen soon.
The zucchini has been a flop for the second year running. I just have bad luck with them. I may swap out to okra next year.
My bell pepper has finally started to produce. It may get replaced with okra next year too. Not enough production and not enough taste improvement over the grocery to justify it.
Cool with the green beans, that sounds good. But why in the wide world of dirt would you try to grow okra?
The only okra worth eating is okra that is so small, it never ends up in shops.
Okra over 1/2″ in diameter is nasty. It’s almost like it’s not even edible.
To bread and lightly fry them?
Fry it.
Boil with tomato and onion
Maybe, if I am feeling bold, gumbo.
I love it.
You people have issues. Okra is nasty. It is of the Debil.
Lightly tossed in oil, seasoned with salt and pepper, grilled about two minutes a side on direct heat.
Serve with halved grape tomatoes and fresh ricotta or chevre.
I tried growing tomatoes for two summers, but the squirrels ate damn near every single one. This year, I’m growing nothing but collard greens. Every organism seems to leave those alone except for the caterpillars, which I plan to keep at bay by checking under the leaves every day and squishing any eggs I find. Last year, even with big fat caterpillars eating them, I still got a good serving or two of leaves every week. I have four plants in the ground right now, and potentially 8 starter sprouts sitting in the windowsill.
I love me some collard greens. Only in the past few years have started eating them. I love them. I will buy a whole chicken just to make stock to make greens when I am craving them. Break the chicken down, roast, BBQ, whatever the chicken and then the back and neck + white wine carrots celery…….for stock. Then greens. Now I want greens.
They’re damn tasty.
Here’s another great way to cook them:
Saute some garlic and onions. When they’re translucent, pour in a can or two of coconut milk (or coconut cream if you don’t care about calories). Toss in some diced peppers. While that comes up to a low boil, dice, wash, and thoroughly drain the collard greens. Put them in the pot, cover it, and let it simmer until the greens are cooked through. You can stew this for much longer if you want, but I like my greens to be just cooked through.
Somebody in London just plowed a van into a crowd of Muslims as they were leaving a mosque.
I guess under the idea that “Payback is a bitch”?
Don’t see this ending well.
Don’t worry, I’m sure the media will quell any backlash by stating that we don’t know their motivations.