Music to Do Coke By: Part 1


Hey everyone! Are you about to snort some coke in the back of a nightclub in Okinawa circa 1984?
Well, then, you’re in luck! Maria Takeuchi has the perfect song in which to insufflate methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3-(benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo[3.2.1]octane-2-carboxylate!

https://youtu.be/GTjFPgyLxAc

 

 

 

Comments

288 responses to “Music to Do Coke By: Part 1”

  1. But Enough About Me

    Yeah, this def reminds me of some of the Uni parties I went to Back In The Day . . .

  2. Tundra

    *snorts a line and reminisces*

    Nice groove, HM!

  3. Chipwooder

    Which Okinawan nightclub? Club Fuji, Seventh Heaven, Mickey’s, Club Red? I need specifics!

    1. Pomp

      Club Dongs

    2. Pope Jimbo

      The Stage in Naha?

      1. Chipwooder

        Never went down there, just Gate 2 Street most of the time

  4. Just Say’n

    You are providing an important public service here

  5. Vhyrus

    So BP got me the original image and I reverse searched it.

    Non existent ladies and gentlemen, I give you Karen Villarreal.

    You’re welcome.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

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      1. Vhyrus

        Part time model, music video girl, AND newsish reporter? That’s quite the resume.

        1. Tundra

          Don’t forget the energy drink and BCAA sales!

          Busy girl.

          1. DOOMco

            great song.

          2. AlmightyJB

            Yeah, that’s hilarious

      2. westernsloper

        What the hell was that? Son, you can’t sing. Learn to weld or build a house. That hurt.

        1. BakedPenguin

          There was a song? I need to start paying more attention.

          1. But Enough About Me

            There was a song?

            For some values of “song,” sure. I guess.

        2. Fatty Bolger

          My wife heard it and wanted to know if the neighbor’s cats were in heat again.

        3. Rufus the Monocled

          Problem is…..

          he has 59 million views.

      3. AlmightyJB

        What happened to that guy? Was he in some horrible brain damaging accident? Is he getting medical help? Someone should start a gofundme for him.

      4. DEG

        He does have good taste in women.

    2. commodious spittoon

      I guess.

    3. Aus

      Well done!

    4. DOOMco

      So maybe we are 4chan.

      1. Vhyrus

        Nope. I have a job.

    5. westernsloper

      The ball cap pic had me wiping drool from my chin, but I am a pig.

      1. But Enough About Me

        You’re not alone.

        Oh wait. That was my response to virtually all of the pics.

    6. BakedPenguin

      Jesus. If those titties are real, she’s worth licking… uh, never mind.

      1. DEG

        She has no boobpedia entry. I think more research is required.

    7. BakedPenguin

      Tag team win. Thx, Vhyrus.

    8. DEG

      Thank you!

  6. The Last American Hero

    I was expecting the Star Wars Soundtrack, based on the Carrie Fisher Autopsy reports that just came out.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      That seems definitely the genre Takeuchi was working in. It also seems to be where current future funk is getting its samples from, having moved away from American soul and R&B.

      1. DOOMco

        yeah, that was the first thing in my head.

      2. Gilmore

        i was digging through piles of that stuff about 8 months ago and had sort of forgotten about it.

        speaking of sampling

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2WfYYBuBgs

        that isn’t ‘city pop’ but a lot of japanese stuff in the early 80s had that same weird ‘underwater electronica’ sound running through it. in fact, lots of them also had water/ocean/fish related titles/covers/themes.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      I’d like to play trouser snakes and ladders with #7 on the list.

    1. (a) You can Google it
      (b) What do you *think* it means?

      1. It means to copulate.

        (I’m an avid Scrabble player; I know a lot of strange words. Next up: TENIASIS.)

  7. The Late P Brooks

    We listened to a lot of George Thorogood

  8. Pan Zagloba

    BBC profiles four people who switched party affiliation during the recent election.

    When 18-year-old Megan McGowan told her family she was a Conservative, it was much harder than when she came out as bisexual.

    Megan’s parents had been completely fine with her sexual orientation. Her mother, Linda, sent her a text: “Your father and I would never judge you, or anything you do. Unless you become a Tory or a mass murderer. Well, even then we probably wouldn’t judge you.”

    A year later, when she broke the news of her political sympathies to Linda, Megan remembered that “probably”.

    1. westernsloper

      I made it through half of that and stopped caring, Four people? If they are not super interesting people, well, they are like me and nobody gives a fuck. I don’t care anymore. I might be becoming an “I don’t give a shitter”

      1. westernsloper

        I need an edit button for that one. I mean, life sucks sometimes. Deal with it.

    2. John Titor

      Your father and I would never judge you, or anything you do. Unless you become a Tory or a mass murderer.

      Your mum’s a cunt Megan.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Nice track. Too calming though. Seems more appropriate for alcohol.

    I Do Coke

  10. R C Dean

    Love the brickphone in the gif. I never had one, but I knew a couple people who did. I even remember one swinging dick (in his own mind at least) who had a bag-phone.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      When I was in Baltimore back in the 80’s/early 90’s the drug dealers would go to the movies with a bag-phone and a pager. It was annoying, but who was going to tell them?

      In retrospect, I was the one who decided to go see New Jack City in Baltimore.

      1. Vhyrus

        We had a bag phone when we lived in Maryland in the early 90s. It stayed in the car for the vast majority of it’s life.

  11. Speaking of blow…

    John Blow’s overture to Venus and Adonis

    According to Wikipedia, this was written for Charles II’s court, the role of Venus was played by one of Charles’ mistresses, and the role of Cupid was played by one of Charles’ illegitimate children.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      Leave it to Eddie to riff on a lighthearted coke post by submitting a bit of Renaissance history.

      I’m trying to get so numb I can’t feel myself breath, not learn stuff. KNOCK IT OFF!!!

      1. Restoration not Renaissance.

        See? Coke makes you miss an era by a century.

        1. Trigger Hippie

          I SAID STOP IT!!!

          *shoves tissue up nose to stem the bleeding, stumbles to strip club*

      1. BakedPenguin

        I had to go to YouTube Ana Ng, because 1) I don’t do coke, due to heart issues 2) it’s a better song, and 3) I’m a dick.

        1. commodious spittoon

          It’s the better song for sure.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

    Mass killings occurred under some Communist regimes during the twentieth century

    Some? Have there been any regimes were there weren’t mass killings? If there actually were some, it would be a very short list.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      To be sure.

    2. But Enough About Me

      It’s Wikipedia. What did you expect?

    3. kbolino

      I suppose many of them settled down to just mass incarceration/forced labor with a side of summary execution. So they’ve got that going for them…

    4. Have there been any regimes were there weren’t mass killings?

      San Marino?

    5. Raven Nation

      Not really but the FRELIMO government in Mozambique under Joaquim Chissano did OK (under his predecessor Machel definitely not).

  13. Aus

    Nothing like booze and coke. Here are two songs I first heard when out having a good time with friends.

    FRENSHIP – Capsize (feat. Emily Warren)

    Ookay – Thief

      1. DOOMco

        or not. delete this one.

      2. Aus

        That’s the one. IF only there was preview option!

  14. AlmightyJB

    Speaking of communist. So every year around this time here there is this festival near downtown called Comfest. Supposed to mean community fest but commiefest is probably more accurate which is why I don’t go. So there is beer sold there and it is traditional for a bunch of women to go around topless. Like a lot it women although as you can imagine most of them are not with looking at it so I’m told. So this has been going on for years but now the state wants to tell them that if they see any tatas they’re going to shut down beer sales. For one thing this isn’t a pay event, it’s a public park. They couldn’t kick out the topless women if they wanted to. Also, no pearl clutching, nanny, asshat taliban who would faint at the site of female flesh would every go to Comfest I’m the first place.

    http://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/comfest-organizers-claim-state-wants-to-revoke-liquor-license-over-nudity

    1. AlmightyJB

      Also worth noting is that strip clubs can sell alchohol as long as the g-strings stay on. They can go topless. If they do full nudity it’s byob.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Do pasties count as covering up?

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeap

  15. If you’re really high, try playing Ozzy Osborne backwards. You may get some interesting results.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder
  16. AlmightyJB

    Not sure if this was posted yet but obligatory.

    https://youtu.be/svoGMzUoT30

  17. BakedPenguin

    For all those who prefer LSD to coke, the 13th Floor Elevators, with electric jug player (no, not joking, but I’d still say it’s a good song),

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ve got a Strawberry Alarm Clock album around somewhere…..

      1. BakedPenguin

        I think I previously said I wasn’t going to try to link anymore. I’m a fucking liar when I’m drunk, obviously.

        Needs more cowbell…

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It was a rehashed female version of Very Bad Things without the cynical, dark edge.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Kate McKinnon’s movie career not starting out well.

    3. BakedPenguin

      Scarlett Johansson needs to be spanked. Repeatedly. By me.

      There, I said it.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, me like as well.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          “For relaxing times, make it Spanktory time!”

    4. The reason why propaganda movies, driver’s ed videos, etc., suck, is because the primary goal is to convey the message. Entertainment is supposed to be the peanut butter around the pill. So, you make a movie that’s a comedy, but you want to make sure that it’s emphasizing how cool and fun and powerful or whatever women are. Sweet. But now you’re stopping and checking every gag, every casting decision, every direction, to make sure not that it makes the movie funny, but that it makes the movie funny AND conveys the message. Rather than just create authentic characters and write a funny script, you’re bogging it all down by focusing on the message. This is not a way to make a good film, nor is it an effective way to convey your message.

      1. wdalasio

        Comedy works on flaws. If you aren’t flawed, you’re not terribly funny. And that’s the problem with the “feminist empowerment” comedies. You can’t “empower” anyone by focusing on their foibles and shortcomings. And if you don’t focusing on their foibles and shortcomings, you’re not going to be making a very funny comedy.

    1. Hate is like a rock.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I do

    3. BakedPenguin

      Yeah, nerdiest rocker ever. But you don’t want to play “80’s one-hit wonder” with me. I actually have a guitar an know how to play most of these songs, bro (gets into tough stance).

      1. BakedPenguin

        Fuck it, let’s go there.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Where we going?

          1. BakedPenguin

            To get drunk.

            Never mind, I’m there already.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        But I can dance.

        *gets into dance off formation*

      3. BakedPenguin

        Huh, I Gilmore’d the link despite my incredible drunkenness. One more time: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPQgfaB3S1c&quot;Once moore.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Fuck you, HTML. Fucking asshole computer technology. At least this one works. Last one I’ll post tonight, I promise.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          That was barely over the line, but I’ll let it stand.

          Fires back….

          (easily one of the worst concerts I ever went to, may have had something to do with how Astbury and Duffy were absolutely plastered))

          1. BakedPenguin

            See, the problem is that you went to a concert more sober than the performers. Rookie mistake, bro. Or, yuh now, you’re someone who has a smidgen of responsibility. I got rid of that shit a while ago.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I was young and naive, what can I say?

    4. Warty

      DID SUMMUBBY SEY DAWNIE AHRIS HOWLY FUCK LEMME GIT EWN MUH NEW BIG BEN JERSEY N IMMA CRANK ISS SHIT UWP

      ERE WE GEW STILLERS ERE WE GEW LES GEW PENS

    5. Warty

      One of my co-workers is from Beaver Cahhny, and the first concert he went to was Dawnie Ahris. The only more Pittsburgh thing you can do is get a DUI on a lawnmower in a Steelers jersey.

      1. BakedPenguin

        …after picking a fight with a Browns fan.

        1. Warty

          GIT AHT FUCKIN ASSWHOL AHTA ERE

          1. BakedPenguin

            Dude, yuh dopped yuh arn city.

  18. DEG

    I log in and see the Monday Morning Links have 666 comments. Excellent.

    1. Hyperion

      I was wondering about the possibility of that when I saw there was 662 comments.

  19. AlmightyJB

    I gotta say when she said we should end all welfare and all gun restrictions I was getting a little stiff.

    https://youtu.be/47kr5i4hGCs

    1. Gilmore

      end all welfare and all gun restrictions

      step 3: shoot the poor

      jk they already do that

  20. DEG

    This song just came up on Pandora.

  21. John Titor

    It’s good, but it’s not BRAKING ZA LAWWWW…

  22. Hyperion

    Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, or not. But over at TSTSNBN, the staff have written an article about how the Russiangate thing is going to fuel the reemergence of Hillary for another run in 2020. And it’s not satire.

    1. Vhyrus

      She must be a masochist. Nobody gets beat that bad and comes back for seconds unless they like it.

      1. Hyperion

        According to the author, when the special investigation finds proof that the election was hacked by the Russians and that caused Hillary to lose, she’ll be vindicated and possibly go on to win in 2020.

        1. Pomp

          Wow what a boring narrative.

        2. Raven Nation

          It’s hard to figure out if he’s suggesting this is his opinion or this is how the HRC team might spin it.

          It’s Ira Stoll who’s been pretty good in the past. But this:
          “She wouldn’t be the first presidential candidate to need multiple chances to win. Reagan lost in 1976 and won in 1980. Nixon lost in 1960 but won in 1968.”

          just seems weird. Reagan lost a primary not the general.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Multiple chances, or multiple multiple chances?

          2. Hyperion

            The part about seriously thinking this ‘investigation’ is going to prove that Russia actually changed the results of the election is the part that really amazes me. Does anyone really believe that? I mean I know some crazy left wing nuts at least want to believe it, but…

          3. Pomp

            I know one dope that is is wrapped around the axel about this Russia bullshit. It’s pathetic and he lives on twitter.

    2. Akira

      the reemergence of Hillary for another run in 2020.

      HAHA! That’s a good one! This woman is only going to pile up more dirty laundry between now and campaign season. Hell, maybe the Trump administration will investigate some of her crooked dealings and get an actual conviction, or at least some undeniable evidence.

      Also, I don’t really think the personal health of presidential candidates is as big of a deal as it’s made out to be, but Hillary is only going to get older and collapse more frequently in public, and that’s going to kill her chances.

    3. The Zenome Project

      Hillary’s main nutrition source to stay alive is desiring power, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she tries again in 2020. However, unless the Democrats are officially the Stupid Party on top of being the Evil Party (which they honestly might just be), there’s no way that the 2020 candidate will be somebody that the Bernie wing disapproves of. That means no Cankles, no Booker, no Kamala, no McAuliffe, and no outside billionaires. It’ll be either be Warren or Bernie, depending on which one agrees to run.

      1. BakedPenguin

        After the Dem primary of 2008, you might have thought she’d learn the importance of the electoral system, or at least hired someone who got it. Apparently not. Psychotic moron.

    4. Gilmore

      the staff have written

      I don’t think Ira Stoll is “staff”. he’s more like Chapman = he’s outside help, that doesn’t always help.

      his NYT nail salons thing was awesome.

      his suggestion that Hillary would rise like a phoenix from the ashes of Mueller’s investigation… was not..

  23. John Titor

    Playing some Hearts of Iron 4 Kaiserreich tonight, and I made something truly beautiful.

  24. OT: I don’t blogwhore about my family in the links, although I did post one of my kids looking like Al Jolsen the other day. But I will announce that today is Justice Forall Sloopy Juneteenth Spicer’s second birthday. Happy Birthday, J-bird.

    1. quincy

      Happy Birthday!

  25. ArchieBunker

    Riding that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better, watch your speed.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Thx for that – not a big fan of the band, but that’s a good song, and on-topic

    1. Pomp

      Kinky use of the term “social justice”: school choicers in Indiana coopted the term for their own purposes and successfully rammed through their agenda.

      “Social justice has come to Indiana education,” Gov. Mitch Daniels said in 2011 after the state made several big changes to its education system. Among those changes was the new voucher program, capped at 7,500 children, to allow low-income students to use state education dollars to attend private schools. “The ability to choose a school that a parent believes is best for their child’s future is no longer limited to the wealthy.”

      1. Akira

        That’s a much more accurate use of the term “social justice”. I don’t get why the supposedly compassionate “progressives” want inner city minority kids to be trapped in these ghetto hellhole schools.

        1. Pomp

          Because union protectionism, a trade guild, is more important than the education of unmoneyed darkies.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            “I’ll represent the interest of kids when kids pay union dues.”

            –apocryphally attributed to Albert Shanker

  26. Tulip

    TIL my dog enjoys watching sled dogs. It is the only thing she pays attention to on tv.

    1. Gilmore

      I would like to see footage of a dog watching sled dogs on TV

      i’m sure his thought-bubble would be something like =

      “Would Would Would Would Would Would Would LOOK A SQUIRREL Would Would Would Would Would”

      1. Gilmore

        “she/he”, meh, whatever, they’re dogs.

  27. Pomp

    He wants to pollute our rivers and make sure all children have lead poisoning.

    Members from both parties defended how the work carried out by the EPA is vital for their own states and districts, providing programs that are “vitally important to each member on this subcommittee,” according to Republican committee chairman Ken Calvert.

    The cuts proposed tot up to a staggering $2.4 billion dollars a year, or around 31 percent of the entire department’s budget. This is the largest cut from any federal agency, and Pruitt’s preparedness to go along with it is perhaps unsurprising considering he has been a longtime staunch opponent of the EPA, repeatedly suing the organization over its attempts to regulate pollution when he was Oklahoma’s attorney general.

    I think I have a semi. Wait, I’m supposed to be outraged, aren’t I?

    Also OT: that Otto kid that got waterboarded by the Norks passed away. Poor son of a bitch.

  28. AlmightyJB

    From the comments:

    We didn’t start political violence but we will end it.

    Poppy – 2 days ago

    https://youtu.be/t0f6tDoP5Fw

  29. BakedPenguin

    I’ve already lied about posting links tonight, so might as well listen to some Dusty Springfield.

    Also: I’m a lying liar who lies, and apparently puts wimmens’ arms back on wrong in pictures. I’m thinking the solution is alcohol. It is an actual solution, after all. (I’d include a link, but glibs)

    Those who disagree are welcome to shut up. Because I welcome dissent… against other people. Who are wrong. Which I’m not.

    BTW, if you read this and thought “wow, he’s a DICK!”, you’re right. Also, fuck you.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I love that song. Fuck you too.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Baked is Baked?

      1. BakedPenguin

        JB, Yusef – arglebargle! Fooferaw! Shnish kabbible!

        Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, right, Dusty does Spooky.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Hawt

          1. BakedPenguin

            She was a goddess.

      2. BakedPenguin

        “Baked is Baked?”

        Well, I’m currently on a large amount of a drug, if that counts. It is legal in this and other countries, though…

        It allows my inner dickishness to flow through me… kind of like Tai Chi for assholes.

  30. Derpetologist

    The U.S. Army Wants a More Powerful Rifle
    https://warisboring.com/

    pendulum swings back to .30 cal

    I say we go back to a mix of rifles and sub machine guns.

    1. AlmightyJB

      They’ve been talking about that for years. Sounds like might get some traction. If range was issue, wondering if they considered 6.5 Creedmore. Not that anything wrong with the .308. it’s proven itself an effective battle round.

      1. AlmightyJB

        If love to have this guy’s setup for the 6.5

        http://www.range365.com/65-creedmoor-long-range-king#page-7

    2. LT_Fish

      Well there has been a trend in other countries (haven’t heard it stateside) about issuing PDWs (personal defense weapons) aka mini-carbines/P90s/etc to tankers and similar jobs (like the M1 carbine in WWII).

      Surprised it hasn’t caught on more – it’s not as though we expect our tankers to get out and have a firefight but in a worst case scenario and they gotta hoof it, something that takes up less space is probably better.

  31. Derpetologist

    Women-Only Spa Ripped for Being ‘Transphobic’ Because of Its ‘No Male Genitals’ Policy
    https://heatst.com/culture-wars/women-only-spa-labled-transphobic-over-its-no-male-genitals-policy/

    1. AlmightyJB

      Wonder how that will work out in court. I’m sure the dictatorship of the minority probably wins again. If only there were some principle of liberty we could draw from like a freedom of association or something.

    2. Akira

      The Body Blitz Spa is a luxury “single-sex facility with full nudity” and says that they welcome all women—but that they have to draw the line at those who share physical attributes with the female gender as a whole.

      I’m gonna need to do a full inspection of the facility during business hours in order to determine the extent of the othering. This will include private interviews with staff and customers in a sequestered room.

  32. Derpetologist

    Portland Reporter Fired For Posting Video of Muslim Speaker Saying Atheism is Punishable by Death
    https://heatst.com/culture-wars/portland-reporter-fired-for-posting-video-of-muslim-speaker-saying-atheism-is-punishable-by-death/

    1. Gustave Lytton

      That’s been posted here before. Now did the panel member actually advocate that or describe what happens in a Muslim country? Because as a statement of fact, it’s pretty accurate, particularly for an apostate.

      1. Derpetologist

        He said in an Islamic country, gays should be put to death.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I watched the linked videos. Sounds to me more like he is describing how it is versus personal advocacy. I’m not hearing a personal opinion that gays should be killed.

        2. Derpetologist

          *atheists, that is

          ***
          The unnamed Muslim student speaker took a question from the audience, who asked him if the religion permitted killing atheists and apostates for their religious views. The panelist responded in the affirmative, stating that under “Quranic law,” being a non-believer is considered criminal in countries that impose it.

          He added: “So in that case, you are given the liberty to leave the country. I am not going to sugarcoat it. So if you go to a different country…but in a Muslim country, a country based on Quranic law, disbelieving or being an infidel, is not allowed, so you will be given the choice.”
          ***

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’m not hearing him advocate for killing people or saying that he personally supports it, just him describing how it is in Islamic countries.

  33. Derpetologist

    the Godsmack version of Come Together is pretty good.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPi-MOxR0l4

    1. Warty

      1. Warty

        Though, somewhere, 17 year old me thinks this is awesome.

        Come to think of it, I think I saw these dudes when I was that age. Maybe?

    2. AlmightyJB

      Yeah, that’s rockin’. Had no doubt it would be though. Big Godsmack fan.

  34. Haybob

    My wife bought some organic grapes tonight, because that was all the store had. We are not organic grocery buyers we usually make it a point to not buy organic. I opened the bag up to find a couple spiders. My wife is deathly terrified of spider’s. Needless to say we are never buying anything organic ever again. I looked into it and it turns out organic farmers use spiders for pest control.

    http://www.popsci.com/blog-network/eek-squad/spiders-your-fruit-good-thing#page-2

    1. AlmightyJB

      Spiders add protein

    2. Pomp

      Sounds organic to me.

    3. Gilmore

      I opened the bag up to find a couple spiders.

      how big, how hairy, and did you scream

    1. AlmightyJB

      I don’t know when people are going to learn. Never call the police. They are not here to help you.

      1. Haybob

        But but… “Don’t be afraid to call 911 for help,” she said. “This could be a life or death situation.”. Next time they’ll be charged with attempted manslaughter.

    2. commodious spittoon

      “Mom discovers why you never, ever, ever, ever call the cops.”

    3. commodious spittoon

      I got shut in a car door once. I was like six or seven. Family’s old Aerostar. Sliding door caught my fingers. PAINFUL. You know what mom did? Yelled at my brother, then yelled at me for not minding my fingers.

      No cops involved. Pretty sure she’d still be in prison if our norms held then.

  35. Heroic Mulatto

    I don’t care what you say. None of you motherfuckers have game like this.

    1. commodious spittoon

      AND ELMO’S PECKUH

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Elko needs a rimjob.

        1. Pomp

          The whole town in Nevada???

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It is Nevada….

          2. Pomp

            ‘Cept for the animated corpses in Reno perpetually feeding quarters into the slot machines, unable to accept the sweet embrace of death, let alone get anything resembling a jolly out of a brisk hemorrhoid salad tossing.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Well now I’m just depressed

          4. Playa Manhattan

            I dropped a nugget in Reno once.

          5. Pomp

            The best thing in Reno is one of the In n’ Out Burger locations, or better yet, its proximity to Tahoe.

          6. Playa Manhattan

            Tahoe is the only reason I’ve been there. I’ve had a wild ride into that airport a few times.

          7. BakedPenguin

            “I’ve had a wild ride into that airport a few times.”

            That’s between you and your wife, dude.

          8. BakedPenguin

            Oh, you meant the flight, and not the limo… never mind,

    2. AlmightyJB

      Would Gina

    3. straffinrun

      Who’s the lucky puppeteer that got stick his hand up Gina’s ass?

      1. commodious spittoon

        LOL

      2. Playa Manhattan

        That guy is in A LOT of trouble now.

  36. AlmightyJB
    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That site is herpes on mobile

    2. Haybob

      https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2015/06/cdc-offers-hope-in-fighting-brain-eating-ameba-2/

      I love how the CDC makes itself out to be a hero in this blog post. How about stay out of the way? Maybe more lives could have been saved while you were approving the drug.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I think you have the wrong three letter agency.

  37. AlmightyJB

    I’m a shitty father so now everyone else has to pay for it, because I’m also an asshole.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/19/health/colorado-preteen-smartphone-initiative/index.html

    1. straffinrun

      “You know, to most of the people that are saying things like, ‘Well, it’s a parent’s right; how dare the government do this,’ I would like to say, I’m not the government, I’m a parent. And us parents need to decide what is best for our kids,” Farnum said. “And we can’t do it alone.”

      Wut!

      1. AlmightyJB

        I forgot retarded

        1. straffinrun

          Think the old doc has been taking hits off the anaethesia.

      2. DenverJ

        I just saw that on the news. I doubt they’ll get it on the ballot, and it sure as hell won’t pass.
        But what got me was the time of the TV story: not “look at these totalitarian asshats”, but much more a “grassroots effort FOR THE CHILDREN!”
        Fucking Cali refugees have ruined this state.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          They’ve ruined a bunch of other states too. Everywhere they’ve touched.

          I bet the choo choo will run faster if they had a flat flat surface from SF to LA…

          https://goo.gl/images/4ypLzL

    2. Haybob

      Given that you have to be 18 to have a postpaid account this law will only affect prepaid sales. Typically the poor use prepaid phones, so this law will hurt the poor. The of course there is the fact that 13 year olds probably makeup .0000001% of all cell phone purchases.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      And a shitty politician. That’s just fucking dumb. Way to rally around a stupid and ineffective law.

  38. Derpetologist

    New Jersey high school under fire for erasing Trump slogans from yearbook

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/11/us/trump-high-school-yearbook/index.html

  39. Urthona

    New study shows that libertarians basically barely exist as a political group in America.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/new-study-shows-what-really-happened-in-the-2016-election.html

    “Well, obviously, they exist — just not in any remotely large enough numbers to form a constituency. It’s not just hardcore libertarians who are absent. Even vaguely libertarian-ish voters are functionally nonexistent.

    The study breaks down voters into four quadrants, defined by both social and economic liberalism. But virtually everybody falls into three quadrants: socially liberal/economically liberal; socially conservative/economically conservative; and socially conservative/economically liberal. The fourth quadrant, socially liberal/economically conservative, is empty:”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But it’s all our fault

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      The libertarian movement has a lot of money and hardcore activist and intellectual support, which allows it to punch way above its weight. Libertarian organs like Reason regularly churn out polemics and studies designed to show that libertarianism is a huge new trend and the wave of the future. Sometimes, mainstream news organizations buy what they’re selling.

      U mad, bro?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think his point is that the Democrats should just ignore the libertarians, which we all knew they would do anyway regardless of any promises.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          I think it’s more that news media should stop writing about them, lest some sensitive young minds become drawn into their web of corruption.

          On second thought, you did say “Democrats”…

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Reason isn’t my organ.

    3. Urthona

      I haven’t really scrutinized the methodology to see if I agree.

      Nevertheless, it dashes my hopes that maybe there were libertarians out there voting for one of the other parties for pragmatic reasons. There just aren’t.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Well, as typical with Chait, neither the report nor the data say what he claims they are saying:

        The 12 dimensions provide nuance, but for simplicity’s sake, it is easier to combine these indexes into the two main dimensions that organize public opinion: questions of economics and questions of culture/social/national identity.

        To do this, I created two new indexes:

        An economic liberalism-conservatism index (which combines views on the social safety net, trade, inequality, and active government)

        A social/identity liberalism-conservatism politics index (which combines the moral issues index plus views toward African-Americans, immigrants, and Muslims).

        This allows us to plot all respondents on a single scatterplot, shown here….

        Most Clinton supporters cluster in the lower-left corner: liberal on both economic and identity issues. Trump supporters cluster in the upper-middle: conservative on identity issues, and somewhat conservative on economic issues.4 Trump general election voters, however, are more widely dispersed on economic issues, ranging more broadly from liberal to conservative.

        To simplify further, we can break the electorate into four types, based on their position in the four quadrants of Figure 2:

        Liberal (44.6 percent): Lower left, liberal on both economic and identity issues
        Populist (28.9 percent): Upper left, liberal on economic issues, conservative on identity issues
        Conservative (22.7 percent): Upper right, conservative on both economic and identity issues
        Libertarian (3.8 percent): Lower right, conservative on economics, liberal on identity issues

        Sure, if you accept the fallacy of equivocation inherent in the theoretical framework of the original report and Chait’s interpretation of it, then sure, libertarians don’t exist. But when people use the oversimplification of economically conservative, socially liberal to describe libertarians, they usually don’t incorporate identity politics within the semantic field of “social”.

        1. Pomp

          Stop punching down at a man who has to steal his sport coats off dead bodies.

        2. Urthona

          Well, that’s what I was going to scrutinize? I want to know what the fuck they think “socially liberal” and “economically conservative” actually mean. Because half the questions seem geared to social resentment.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            The claim is also contradicted by the 5th question of the survey:

            5. Who did you vote for in the election for President?
            Hillary Clinton . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .47%
            Donald Trump . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46%
            Gary Johnson . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3%
            Jill Stein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1%
            Evan McMullin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0%
            Other . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2%
            Did not vote for President . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1%

            If, within the sample (n = 8000), outside of the 2 major party’s candidates, the 3rd largest share of votes went to the Libertarian Party’s candidate, in what universe does it make sense to claim these data support the fact that “libertarians don’t exist as a constituency”? If anyone is “punching above their weight,” it’s the death-cult known as the Green Party.

          2. Pomp

            death-cult known as the Green Party.

            I had to stifle a hearty chortle. ::straightens ascot::

        3. Fatty Bolger

          Oh, it’s Chait? Pfft. Thanks for the warning, I’m not going to even bother skimming it.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Nope. It’s smoke ’em if you got ’em at this point, boys. I hope that I get old before I die.

    4. Derpetologist

      In the last presidential election, the Libertarian candidate got about 3% of the vote. For comparison, about 4% of Americans believe the world is controlled by a cabal of reptile space aliens.

      BUY CAVEMAN BONE BROTH AND GAIN THE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT THE GLOBALIST AGENDA!
      AVAILABLE AT INFOWARS. FLAVORS INCLUDE PINA COLADA AND CHOCOLATE MILK.

      1. Urthona

        Why can’t I be both those things?

      2. John Titor

        To be fair, the guy selling the water filters and supplements is also a libertarian, he’s just the batshit insane kind.

    5. Haybob

      I beg to differ, just looking at the congressional elections in my district over the last 15 years have gone from Libertarians getting .6% of the vote to 8%, with steady growth each election.

      1. John Titor

        In Canada’s last election the Libertarian vote increased by 500%, and they’re not even a third party here like in the U.S.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          So there’s what, 10 libertarians up there now?

    6. The Zenome Project

      I think that if the majority of libertarians compromised with conservatives on the abortion question, there would be far more people willing to identify as libertarian. As a pro-life libertarian myself, that issue is one of a couple of things that tends to keep conservatives fearful of libertarian ideas.

    7. The Zenome Project

      Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if libertarian platforms are gaining ground among the young, especially young conservatives. The socially conservative/big government types sound like a relic from a different generation, like the 70s Dixiecrats or the 90s Blue Dogs.

      1. John Titor

        Libertarianism and the alt-right are basically the future of conservatism in the West, most of the existent conservative/Tory groups have pissed away their support by both failing to actually do anything and focusing on idiotic policies.

        1. The Zenome Project

          The alt-right are a tiny, mostly irrelevant group of identitarians that are trying to give a platform to anti-leftists. The vast majority of young conservatives that I know are either full-blown libertarian or are trending libertarian. Very few alt-righters unless you count Pepe trolls as actual alt-righters, which I don’t.

          1. John Titor

            The larger ‘alt-right’ is more a coalition of anti-leftists than anything else. The Spencerite branch may be restricted and uncommon, but there’s an overwhelming focus in modern young conservatism towards identity. Take that as you will.

    8. Gilmore

      Chait? MISLEADING USE OF DATA?? WELL I NEVER

    9. Pan Zagloba

      Can we just sic Hihn on him?

  40. BakedPenguin

    Since this apparently my night to listen to 60’s chanteuses, here’s Linda Rondstadt with Long Long Time.

  41. DenverJ

    Wait, who’s got Coke?

    1. BakedPenguin

      Got a couple liters, dude.

      …oh, wait…

      1. commodious spittoon

        Lit–er–kil–lit—er, kilos, couple of kilos, dude.

        1. Pomp

          If you’re talking about syrup concentrate, I know a guy with a seltzer hookup. We’ll make a fortune!

    2. Pomp

      I’ve got a can of New Coke, but it’ll cost you way more than a baggie of nose-candy. More than a 5gal drum of talc too.

  42. Playa Manhattan

    Since I’m not a drug user, I’ll just drink 3 times as much and then kill all of your buzzes.

  43. JD

    For J-Pop I prefer Kahimi Karie

    https://youtu.be/0Dbz4BpiPmU

  44. straffinrun

    Jay Duplass: My Onscreen Transgender Romance Changed My Life (Guest Column)

    I’ve been told that Josh’s love interest in Shea is quite possibly the first of its kind on television. A cisgender man takes interest in a trans woman simply because he is attracted to her … not a fetish, not a secret, not an experiment. Shea is simply a woman who’s come into Josh’s lonely world at the right place and the right time. Of course, it goes horribly wrong, but the fallout isn’t due to transphobia. Josh’s inherent shortsightedness and lack of empathy — his “Pfefferman-ity,” if you will — is what takes them down.

    They really are going to push this, “If you’re not transphobic, suck a dick to prove it!” line.

    1. Pomp

      Hey I like Shea butter!

  45. Pomp

    RIP. We miss you, buddy.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Indeed, Batman has been acting insufferable since his passing.

    2. straffinrun

      Thought you were talking about Otto Warmbier.

      1. Pomp

        I shall mourn and honour both men, both taken too early, as I listen to Ply the donkey with a belt and amble off to bed. Vaya con dios.

  46. Heroic Mulatto

    Who was the dude who would pay 10,000 dollars to fuck Dora the Explorer in the ass?

    I’m beginning to see where he’s coming from.

  47. __Warren__

    It’s like subconsciously I don’t want to win this tournament. There I was a chip leader and I allow myself to get caught up in a hand where I don’t have good cards but I flop 2P but when the other guy shoves I figure he has a set I’m almost sure, he’s not really a bluffer so I’m 90% sure he has it. But I call anyway.

    Boom, just like that I’m crippled and a few hands later I’m out. I cashed again but I want to notch a win!

    :head-desk: :head-desk: :head-desk:

    1. straffinrun

      I think I see the problem. “he’s not really a bluffer so I’m 90% sure he has it. (insert-I want da money, Lebowski-here) But I call anyway.”

      1. straffinrun

        Um, that’s BJ.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          They tend to go together.

  48. __Warren__

    Hey HM? Is your favorite style of architecture Gothicc?

    1. Heroic Mulatto
      1. __Warren__

        Those are some beautiful arches.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      Searching for thicc Goths brought me to this. Submitted without further comment for HM’s amusement.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Those dogs are so black they are dawgz.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          I also found this, which is more in line with the original topic.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            You have my attention, sir!

  49. Gilmore

    Glenn Loury (Prof Econ, Brown ) and John McW. (Prof some totally useless non-STEM shit @ another fake-ivy) talk about those crazy SJW types on College Campuseses

    figured i’d share since i have it on in the background. i cut to mcW’s “this is some nasty shit” into, which skips a lot of the preamble.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      John McW. (Prof some totally useless non-STEM shit

      Hey, fuck you!

      Though, as I’ve said before, McWhorter is completely full of shit in his utterly obstinate stance against linguistic relativism.

      1. Gilmore

        , McWhorter is completely full of shit in his utterly obstinate stance against linguistic relativism.

        I don’t really know his professional views. i read/listened to “this magnificent bastard tongue” like a year ago. i wasn’t struck by anything obstinate. not that’d have grokked it anyway.

        re: non-STEM:

        just accept it. the future is all going to be calculators and shit, people who read books are just wasting there time.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Not to mention that McWhorter’s work in creolization is more solidly grounded in empirical data able to be falsified through rigorous diachronic phono-morpho-syntatic analysis than any economist’s work could ever hope to be.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Is this an entry for “Real or Fake?”

        1. Caput Lupinum

          All of those hyphens mean something, and they add up to an actual coherent thought, but HM is really stretching English’s agglutinive properties.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            I could have wrote phono-morpho-syntatic-lexico-semantic, but that would have been over-egging the pudding.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Oh, and Menzerath’s law applies. 🙂

          3. Caput Lupinum

            Menzerath’s law

            I.E., Java vs C.

          4. Caput Lupinum

            At that point you may as well just switch to Magyar and be done with it.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          The thing is Grimm’s law and Verner’s law actually can be tested.

    3. straffinrun

      Loury is worried about the right wing reaction to left wing violence. Something along the lines of “There are right wing people out there looking for a fight.” If that were true, wouldn’t there have been a spat of violence by right wingers during Obama’s terms?

      1. straffinrun

        *spat, spite, spate* I don’t speak Latin.

  50. Derpetologist

    Vox: Why social media is terrible for multiethnic democracies
    https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/15/13593670/donald-trump-jonathan-haidt-social-media-polarization-europe-multiculturalism

    ***
    Jonathan Haidt

    Exactly, that’s right. I’m a fan of the political scientist Karen Stenner, who divides the groups on the right into three: The laissez-faire conservatives or libertarians who believe in maximum freedom, including economic freedom and small governance; the Burkean conservatives, who fear chaos, disruption, and disorder — these are many of the conservative intellectuals who have largely opposed Trump.

    And then there are the authoritarians, who are people who are not necessarily racist but have a strong sense of moral order, and when they perceive that things are coming apart and that there’s a decrease in moral order, they become racist — hostile to alien groups including blacks, gay people, Mexicans, etc. This is the core audience that Trump has spoken to.

    That’s not to say that most people who voted for him are authoritarians, but I think this is the core group that provides the passion that got him through the primaries.
    ***

    The stupid- it burns.

    1. Gilmore

      along those lines….

      i listen to youtube music all day long. i have one of the most eclectic ‘recommends’ you can imagine.

      and this fucking video has been in my recommends nonstop for like… nearly 2 years. I have no idea why. normally when you listen to them, they’ll go away, but it keeps coming back.

      its not even in a genre i listen to very much. It must be some algorithm that insists i’m in CategoryX and everyone in CategoryX must get Suburban Lawns from now until the end of time.

      1. straffinrun

        Went to Talking Heads right after that. Kind of makes sense.

        1. Gilmore

          I blame it all on an excess of Devo, no-wave, post-punk stuff about 2-3 years ago. its like herpes.

          1. straffinrun

            This keeps popping up in my recommends. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with it.

          2. Gilmore

            get a job DJing in vegas and play that while pouring bottled water over women in bikinis and doing a guido fist-pump

      2. __Warren__

        Yup, I get a lot of ethnic bullshit in my recs for some reason. No, Youtube, I have no interest whatever in whatever it is Mexicans call music.

        1. Gilmore

          YOUTUBE RECONQUISTA!!VIVA LA RAZA

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Norteño/Tejano sounds (and I know there’s a difference but whatevers) like Wisconsin folk music and Lawrence Welk.

          1. thrakkorzog

            Well, there are only a few types of music where you can expect the Accordion to show up. One is the super white music, and the other is the super Mexican music.

  51. mr simple

    I probably wouldn’t listen to this on coke. Definitely not on acid. Actually, I’m not sure what it would go well with. But listen I do.

    1. straffinrun

      Had Gilmore’s link playing in another window when that started. Pretty good mashup.