Preface by Swiss Servator: Only because this is so well written do I not intrude into this column to proclaim the obvious superiority of Rugby Union. I will get my chance in future, after we have done a couple more of these – stand by for an Aussie Rules “explainer” in our next thrilling installment).
A Brief History of the National Rugby League
The National Rugby League (NRL) is a club-based competition in Australia and New Zealand, generally considered the best such competition in the world.
Rugby League vs. Rugby Union
Before embarking on a history of the NRL it may be helpful to explain the origin of rugby league and how it differs from rugby union. Many cultures have a history of games involving the movement of a spherical or ovoid objection. However, the specific origin of rugby comes out of England sometime in the mid-nineteenth century (sadly, the story of William Webb Ellis, the boy who “who with a fine disregard for the rules of football as played in his time, first took the ball in his arms and ran with it” at Rugby School is apocryphal). The Rugby Football Union (RFU) emerged in 1871 following a number of clubs in England refusing to adopt the rules laid out by the new Football Association. Rugby League broke from the RFU after a schism which resulted from disagreements over payments to players (won’t bore you with the details). Today, in England, rugby league’s heartland is in the Midlands and the north of the country. Because of the popularity of soccer and rugby union in England, in 1996, rugby league in Britain switched to a summer season.
Rugby spread to Australia (& other parts of the world) mainly through the agency of British imperialism. In Australia, there was a split in rugby in the early twentieth century, again over professionalism. Both sports faced competition in other parts of Australia. In large part, this stemmed from the country’s colonial past: each state was originally a colony with its own imperial government and with the main population centers far apart. Rugby League is the most popular football code in Queensland and New South Wales, but lags far behind Australian Football in Victoria, Western Australia, South Australia, and Tasmania.
To the uninitiated, Rugby League & Rugby Union appear similar and they certainly bear much closer resemblance to one another than they do to soccer or Australian football. There are three main differences: rugby union teams have 15 players, league teams 13; when the ball goes out of play in union, it leads to a lineout, in league, it usually leads to a scrum; in union, at each tackle, both teams can enter the ensuing ruck; in league, the team with the ball retains it uncontested through a maximum of 6 tackles.
The National Rugby League Competition
(A completely unbiased account).
Beginning in 1908, the New South Wales Rugby League (NSWRL), based in Sydney, organized a club competition. This was followed by multiple regional and city competitions. By the 1940s, there were two dominant club competitions. One was the NSWRL, an evil empire operated by very bad men and whose clubs raised money using corrupt instruments known as poker machines. The other competition was based in Brisbane and known as the Brisbane Rugby League (BRL). This competition was one of pureness and light promoting the highest levels of decency and eschewing the use of the evil poker machines.
Unfortunately, from time to time, some of the good men who played in the BRL fell upon hard financial times and in order to support their families (and for no other reason) accepted transfers to clubs in the NSWRL (for more on this, look up State of Origin series for the story of how good won a partial victory over evil). Over the decades, the NSWRL began to expand, first accepting new clubs from western Sydney, then from Newcastle and Canberra. In order to keep up with the growth of Australian Football, in 1998 the NSWRL eventually accepted a club from Brisbane. This led to the demise of the BRL although the governing body in Queensland established a successor state-wide competition known as the Queensland Cup.
The Sydney-based competition went through several names changes until adopting National Rugby League in 1998. Teams have left the NRL, gone defunct, and new teams have been added. Some of the current teams are mergers of teams from the old NSWRL days. Today the competition consists of sixteen clubs: eight in Sydney and the surrounding area and one each in Brisbane, Townsville, the Gold Coast, Canberra, Melbourne, Newcastle, Wollongong, and Auckland, New Zealand. Most clubs are run by corporate boards although some of the older Sydney clubs still have a local league club which has some say over the running of the club. All clubs sell memberships to individuals.
Since 1998, 12 different teams have won the championship. During the season each teams plays 24 games (along with 2 bye weeks) with the top 8 teams making the finals (think playoffs). Teams are awarded 2 points for a win, 2 points for a bye, 1 point for a draw, 0 for a loss. During the regular season, “golden point” is used if scores are level at the end of regulation. Teams play a maximum of extra 10 minutes, 5 in each direction. However, any score ends the game. A team losing in “golden point” receives no competition points.
The finals series is more complicated than the straight single-game process in the NFL. Teams placed 5-8 are eliminated by one loss, teams 1-4 would need to lose twice to go out. The last two teams standing meet in the Grand Final, played on the first Sunday in October. The 2016 Grand Final was watched by 3.7 million Australians (total population: 24.5 million). The extra time scenario is a little more complicated for the finals series.
Scoring: teams are awarded 4 points for a try (think NFL touchdown except the ball must be grounded rather than just being moved across the goal line), 2 points for conversion (think PAT but the kick must be taken on a line drawn perpendicular to the goal line), 2 points for a penalty goal (think field goal but only taken after a penalty has been awarded), and 1 point for a dropped (or field) goal.
The 2017 Season To Date & Round 16
The season started March 2. Among the favorites were: Melbourne, Canberra, Cronulla, Penrith, and North Queensland. On June 12, at the end of Round 15, the top 4 were: Melbourne Storm, Sydney Roosters, Cronulla Sharks, Brisbane Broncos. Position 5-8: Manly, St. George, North Queensland, Penrith.
Round 16 was played June 23-25 with 14teams in action (byes: South Sydney and Parramatta).
- The highlight of the round was the Roosters (2) vs. Storm (1) game which was actually played in Adelaide, South Australia – another of the NRL’s almost certainly futile attempts to break into an Australian Football stronghold. In something of a repeat of the previous week’s close run against North Queensland, Melbourne took an early lead before blowing the game, giving up 13 points in the last 10 minutes. This time, Melbourne were unable to find a late game-winner. The Roosters’ win sees them close to within 2 points of the Storm.
- The other highly anticipated game of the round was the match up between 3rd placed Cronulla and 5th placed Manly. However, the games turned out to be one-sided as Manly easily overcame last season’s premiers 35-18.
- Seventh-placed North Queensland came into its crucial clash with #8 Penrith on the heels of the news that its superstar Johnathan Thurston (think Bart Starr levels of greatness) was out for the season. Trailing most of the game, the Cowboys scored a score-levelling try with 3 minutes left when winger Kyle Feldt caught a chip kick and managed to get the ball down. Ethan Lowe kicked the game-winning conversion.
- The number 4 Brisbane Broncos travelled to Canberra to take on the Raiders who were just outside the top 8. After trailing 14-12 at half-time, the Broncos outscored the Raiders 18-6 in the second half for a 30-20 win.
- Second from bottom Newcastle started strong against St. George-Illawarra building a 28-10 half time lead. However, form asserted itself in the second half with the Dragons scoring 22 unanswered points to win 32-28. The loss was Newcastle’s 22nd straight road loss setting a new record.
- The 11th New Zealand Warriors took a big lead then held on to beat the 12th placed Bulldogs 21-14. The result led NZ media to declare the Warriors “within striking distance” of the top 8. While true (the win leaves the Warriors 2 points outside the playoff spots), it’s likely they will fade by season’s end.
- In a near bottom-of-the-table clash, the 14th placed Gold Coast Titans—led by former NFL wannabe Jarryd Hayne—defanged the last-placed Tigers, 26-14. The Tigers have no chance of making the playoffs while the Titans win will serve to give their fans false hope for a few more weeks.
So, at the end of Round 16, Melbourne retain top spot but are now only two points ahead of Sydney. The Brisbane Broncos move to 3rd with Manly jumping to 4th ahead of Cronulla on points differential. Positions 5 thru 8: Cronulla, St. George, North Queensland, Parramatta. Position 3 through 7 are separated by only two points. A further 5 teams are only 4 points outside the Top 8.
Excellent ‘explainer’. Bravo.
State of Origin or GTFO!
Yeah, I thought about that but the post was already pretty long. This year’s series is 1-1, with game 3 July 12.
I thought this was a site for libertarians – not communists. This is more leftarian than the worst Robby post.
Correction – I am very hungover, did not read beyond “footy,” and just assumed this was covering…soccer. It’s still too European and enough to where you should be on a list for potential names to add to a blacklist, but does not rise to the level of the above comment. That is all.
Reading an entire 4 words was too tough, eh?
*readies catbutt*
To be sure
Any football that is not American (real) football, is totally commie.
^This x1000 Ravens.
American football that isn’t college football is also commie.
I don’t think anyone denies the obvious communism of the NFL.
Awww, you like Little League Football. How cute. That’s fine, some of us prefer watching skilled adults play.
Can’t deny the communism of the NFL (fuckin’ salary cap!!!)…..however, as a UVA fan, I clearly must favor the NFL unless I were a masochist of the highest order.
It wouldn’t be a mostly American thread without soccer whiners.
Coincidentally, I just had a guy who was a former center for the Broncos and the Jaguars in my office. He agreed that rugby is, unlike soccer, a real game, but that real football is better because you get to wear and use weapons.
Oh, go cry about it already.
– 1 case of CTE
The best rugby
south of the equatoranywhere is played by the Springboks.That is all.
Debatable right now but anyway, ‘boks = rugby union.
And rugby union = rugby.
They can keep that boring ass league shit. It sucks.
Punting is for losers.
“36th Phase”
/Exeter v Wasps
The Debate just ended.
I never understood the differences until now. I’m glad it was union rules that are used in the U.S.
Except when they play Japan in the World Cup.
Zing! And they haven’t won the Tri-Nations/Rugby Championship in 7 years.
Tri-Nations? Oh, you mean THE GREATEST RUBGY COMPETITION ON EARTH.
The All Blacks snicker at your assertion.
Racist!
Haka dabba dooooo!
I admit a certain bias in favor of the All Blacks.
Afghanistan, 2004 – thanks to my friends in the New Zealand Armed Forces.
You look ready to make UPS deliveries.
“I have a 107mm shell here for a Mr. OMWC?”
“I’ll sign for tha
Fun fact – New Zealand’s national basketball team is the Tall Blacks. Good luck getting away with that one in the US.
I played rugby for a bit in college. That was my first wake up call to how amazingly unfit for physical activity I am. Even being a big guy I couldn’t do shit out there. It’s a tough game.
My knees are nodding sadly in agreement.
My thighs and maybe my calves are the only part of my physique anyone would want to receive from me as a transplant. The rest of me is a mess, but I’m told I’m a very credible faux-Scottish Highlander below the belt. I can thank Rugby in general, and the front row specifically for that.
Makes me think I need to get a Utilikilt and air those buggers out a bit more.
Many a year at Second Row did make my knees a bit achey – but I can leg press 500lbs all day.
And have a curious indifference to the smell of ass, of course,
As long as it ain’t gin farts. I wanted to murder our tighthead in one match – bastard had been guzzling cheap gin the night before…
Gin?
Oh ho ho. You must have been in one of those fancy-pantsy teams that had ironed shirts an’ stuff!
Well, the after match parties might have featured kegs of Natty Light and similar high quality beverages…
I had a Scottish patient this week. I asked for a translator, but gibberish wasn’t listed on the options menu. In all seriousness, he was a very nice guy.
Some Scots have accents that are rather … impenetrable.
Some? Many.
Many years after first watching Trainspotting, I watched it on TV with the captioning turned on. It’s amazing how much I missed the first time!
You should definitely get a utilikilt. It will make it easier to identify you next March.
I’ll spot you easily enough, with that ram velcro’ed to the front of your shorts.
I figured spotting a deranged man dressed in all orange, carrying a large amount of produce and shouting vowelless gibberish would be easy enough.
That ain’t funny! I have my mandatory annual compliance review this afternoon. I could end up wearing a lot more orange than I’d like.
I played in college in for a few years afterwards. One fall season started right after I had spent all summer on active duty in the Marines – Infantry and Radio schools so a ton of long marches and PT. I was in the best shape of my life and playing on a big team so I was in the right position – Hooker.
I was a god on the field that year. After a line-out or ruck, I would leave the other scrum dogs behind race to the other side of the field and catch up with the backs. (Being backs and therefore worthless, they rarely accomplished anything other than passing the ball across the pitch while making no progress towards the end zone) Seeing #2 out there running with them 30 minutes into the 2nd half used to shock the hell out the wings.
I was the same way after I got back from a year in the mountains of Afghanistan…back to 300 feet above sea level…. “why is this 38 year old dude running us down and stomping us!”
Of course, it wore off after 3 months.
Yeah. I would pay a lot of money to have that indestructible body back permanently.
Thanks for this, Raven Nation. Particularly the ruck picture. So much would…
Thanks. But pics courtesy of Swiss.
Thanks, Switzy!
Why, I had no idea you would like that…
*flutters eyelashes*
Photographic evidence from ages ago… (I am number 5)
I lift moar now.
The way you described yourself to me, I thought you were some kind of ogre that used an entire oak tree as a club. I feel slightly misled.
Honesty in Advertizin’ an’ all that good stuff.
That is Warty, not me. I am only 6’3″ 235lbs.
Hah! I have you beat….well, in the weight of all my fat, anyway.
Shorter AND heavier than you. Take THAT!
Um, wait…. shit nvm.
I’m waiting for an explainer on Foxy Boxing. A sport whose greatness their should be dispute about
*there*
Maybe after the Lingerie Football League feature.
2 half naked chicks beat each other and get sweaty. Beyond that, no man has ever been able to concentrate on what other rules (if any) are in affect.
From the dead thread: I see Rush Limbaugh stole the analogy of Trump being the guy with the laser pointer and the press being the crazed terrier chasing the spot around the floor. I dont remember who used that…yesterday?…day before?….but he changed the terrier to a cat. I am fairly sure our forums are read by a lot of people and some of the stuff we say gets picked up. Maybe.
When you have to talk for hours every day I suppose youh ave to have researchers out looking for stuff to talk about.
I dont think there are rich sources lying all around the innertubes. There are precious few places where you can find things worth reading that aren’t copyrighted. Now, if you are looking for derp the tubes are awash in that, but insightful or interesting? Not so much.
Raven, thank you. I have read it twice, though, and it still sounds like Calvinball with alcohol 😉
+1 Never use the same rules twice.
I once was told by a soccer fan that American football is greedy, because they break for commericals. Sounds like something a dirty commie would say. My response was soccer players literally wear commercials on their jerseys, sideline walls and on an occasional hot nude streaking “fan”. Apparently he never noticed.
One of the difficulties in selling the NFL in Australia has been the breaks between each play. It does have a substantial audience but the stop-start nature means it likely won’t get beyond the current ceiling.
The NFL is actually trying to speed up play after they took a ratings hit last year. Unless it’s a game I really care about, I usually change channels during the commercials.
Getting more out of an endeavor than you put into it is greed.
The stupidity of the socialist mind is beyond measure.
in league, the team with the ball retains it uncontested through a maximum of 6 tackles.
This right here is why I disagree with Swiss et al on league vs union.
League is clearly much closer to American Football, hence more better.
“hence more better.”
Solid point
I considered going with more betterer. But decided that was overkill.
I am wondering why anyone would eat turnips when they can just as easily have potatoes.
Because you need both for neeps and tatties? How else are you going to eat haggis?
Parsnips and turnips were the staple starch for the Brits and Scots until the potato came along. Presumably the Welsh too.
Stwnsh rydan.
I understand – the physical demands of rucking and mauling are too tough for League players…
Some people enjoy being able to walk correctly in their thirties.
BAH!
*ices knees*
Rugby is rucking and mauling.
Most of these guys are DE/LB/TE sized, right? 6’3″-6’7″, 230-270?
Wonder how good the US could be at rugby if some NFL guys at those positions played rugby instead.
Theoretically, they should be capable of doing well. As I remember it, the US national Rugby team was (a/o about 2010) mostly converted football players, which would make sense, but if you watch something like the USA vs Ireland game from RWC 2013, you can see the huge difference.
But I don’t think the skill sets are wholly fungible. I don’t think you could expect even the very best pick of Football players to compete effectively at a regional level.
“But I don’t think the skill sets are wholly fungible.”
This is the main problem in converting to either League or Union from American Football. Every player in union or league has to be able to handle the ball to some degree. And, almost everyone plays the full 80 minutes. Those, to my mind, are the biggest barriers.
The US is currently #17 in union but lost all 4 games in the 2015 World Cup. They lost by 9 points to #15 Samoa and 10 points to #11 Japan. But #6 Scotland beat them 39-16 and #5 South Africa 64-0.
In League they’re #10 but the gap between the top 3 and everyone else is even worse. At the 2013 World Cup, the set up was designed to get some of the lower ranked teams to the knock out phase. The US lost their Q-F to Australia 62-0.
Oh, I get that – I’m not saying that you have Adrian Peterson and Khalil Mack and JJ Watt take a year off and try to play rugby. What I was pondering was how good those guys could be if they were playing rugby all along rather than football.
JJ Watt at 8 man….oooh!
Rugby is tougher than football. A lot of those really big linemen can only go for a minute or two at a time. I think they would wear out too quickly.
Very different set of physical demands – an NFL player is built for incredible bursts of 3-7 seconds, then stop, reset. Come off field for a while, repeat.
Rugby can keep going, and going and going. So there is some limit to weight you want to carry, as you are playing two-ways and the action can flow across the field, up and down – only stopping for out of bounds, penalty or score.
That being said – I can only imagine how good some NFL running backs would have been as rugby players.
In theory if you had some REALLY big guys that basically didn’t run a whole lot and just controlled the middle of the field you could dominate the rucks and basically have an unmovable anchor. The really fast dudes could get around them but if your forward players (I forget the official names of stuff but the little guys) did a good enough job of keeping them busy it would not necessarily be a losing strategy.
Too easy to get the overload – the backs (or Three Quarters) are usually really close to NFL (or better – Jonah Lomu in his prime) speeds. pass it down the line and unless you have one on one matchups – the guy is gone.
Here’s RWC 2011, Pool C, USA vs Ireland, which I think supports what we’re all saying. A more agile US team that gets an early, good start but gets beaten down by an hour’s relentless hammering by the slower, more brutal (DRINK) Irish.
It’s not a *great* game, but it’s nice to see two such starkly different types of team. I think nearly all of the US team are former college football players, from well-respected teams.
Or watching last RWC and seeing what the Scots did to the US in the second half…
*shudders*
I only got to see edited highlights of that, but it looked like an authoritative lesson.
It’s heartening to see so many rugger buggers here.
I played with some Irish guys in the 80’s who would say “thank God for the NFL”. We used to think up what the U.S. national team would look like if they all played rugby. Maybe Walter Payton at Scrum-half and Bo Jackson at Fly-half.
Razorfist’s take on the Sargon-Sarkeesian feud.
Or, in her world, ‘Creepy Garbage Human Harasses Innocent Defender of Women, Please Donate’.
He lives in Phoenix, too. We need to get him into the regional glibertarians basket of deplorables (even though I find his taste in fashion moderately creepy).
When I was but a wee lad in Sri Lanka, we played tackle rugby in middle school PE class. (7s, naturally.) One of my classmates broke his leg in a game – and no-one cared, including him or his parents. (Just the fortunes of war, you know.) In those years I also played for the school JV team (7s, varsity was 15s – this was a union country, dammit). Cups were mandatory for matches against the local lads – and not because of the risk of accidents.
A few years earlier, my big brother played varsity for his school in Kenya. Every so often they went up against the team from Rift Valley Academy, a tiny school of missionary kids in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to do but read the Bible and practice rugby. You can imagine how those matches went…
And one of my cousins played professionally in Wales, and for the US national team. I saw him play once, against Ireland – the Irish fly-half was the smallest guy on the field, but he tore the Eagles apart.
I played with a team in Kandy one year when I did a semester abroad at the University of Peradeniya.
Thanks for the additional pictures and info.
Next article could you explain rules and play as you would to a Martian or a member of an uncontacted tribe? For me, explanations that assume familiarity with American football are unhelpful. I think I understand the try, but still clueless about what a conversion is.
A conversion is when we take you and pray your heathen urges away until you become a God-fearing husband and father, like you’re supposed to.
The Aussie Rules one will explain the basics. Also, it will have a link to an explanatory video.