Wednesday Afternoon Links

Happy Wednesday. It feels like Friday since I worked all weekend. But nope. Anyhow, I’m going to see the American National Communist Football Club take on some tiny island nation with my brother tonight. ‘Murca! Fuck yeah! Let’s hope Arenas’s management doesn’t screw this up.

Sauce for the gander. Lawmakers cite Russian collusion in Greens’ attempt to block fracking. The thing about treating every political struggle like a war is that your ‘enemy’ may use the same tactics.

Iceberg the size of Wales falls into ocean. I am interested to see how fast a 1250 km^3 ice cube melts. Some might blame global warming.

August Busch IV, Florida Man?

Fed looking to wind down its bond portfolio, signals little interest in making American bonds a savings vehicle.

 

 

Comments

472 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Hyperion

    First?

  2. Juvenile Bluster

    Let’s hope Arenas’s management doesn’t screw this up.

    I don’t care what Arena does, he’s still better than Klinsmann. I could’ve managed the team better than Klinsmann. My 8 year old daughter who hates soccer could’ve managed the team better than Klinsmann.

    1. bacon-magic

      Grats on first.

    2. Just Say’n

      Sad, but true

    3. Chipwooder

      Your daughter sounds like a sensible girl.

    4. SimonD

      I probably couldn’t manage the team better than Klinsmann, but I know mine would have been more entertaining (especially the first time Messi went running down the wing and got laid out by one of my safeties, like Cam Chancellor.

      ….oh, you mean it’s NOT that kind of football?

      Oh well. *chuckle*

      1. As I said to my Man City friend, he could have coached Bayern to three titles like Guardiola did, and he would have actively been trying to make Bayern lose.

        1. Rhywun

          Guardiola leaving Bayern is one of the most puzzling moves I’ve ever seen.

    5. Rhywun

      I liked Klinsmann for awhile but I’m liking Arena better.

      It will interesting if the game actually takes place around the storms – why do they always schedule these things in Florida again?

      1. BakedPenguin

        YOUR TEAM SUCKS Mwahahahahah! /total dick.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Fuck it, <a href="http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/"HTML sucks , too.

          1. BakedPenguin

            Oh, suck a dick, HTML. Asshole.

          2. DOOMco

            oh, that’s a rough day.

  3. DOOMco

    Iceberg the size of Wales falls into ocean. I am interested to see how fast a 1250 km^3 ice cube melts. Some might blame global warming.

    That’s a big drink.

    1. JD

      Now if only a California the size of an iceberg would fall off into the ocean.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I had to reread that. Well done.

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      What’s next?

      What’s it going to take?

      An iceberg the size of Oahu? The size of Madagascar? The size of Sicily?

      We are nearly at the doorstep of human destruction. Global climate change warming is wreaking havoc NOW, ushered in by the toxic whiteness of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and the KKK. When temperatures soar to intolerable record levels, the 1% will simply ensconce themselves in underground shelters, feeding off the efforts and the bodies of the women, the blacks, the browns, and the LGBTQ community. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.

      Stop the madness.
      Stop the icebergs.
      Impeach Trump.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I just sent the same video to a prog friend of mine for saying (on this net neutrality thing) that internet access should be government-run because “they are much easier to get in touch with if there is a problem and are at least accountable to voters.”

          1. Old Man With Candy

            “Remember that time we voted on the TSA gropers? Yeah, me neither.”

          2. DOOMco

            That last part is fucking funny. What’d he respond with?

          3. Juvenile Bluster

            He hasn’t, yet.

          4. Diane Reynolds

            Unfriended.

          5. DOOMco

            by now? probably.

      1. Stop the madness.
        Stop the icebergs.
        Impeach Trump.

        Um. One of these things is not like the other?

        1. DOOMco

          … The Russians aren’t behind the iceberg?

          1. Hyperion

            I’m guessing that this is the work of the Trumputin’s sharks with lasers on their heads.

        2. Tundra

          I’m still laughing about stopping icebergs.

          1. I just had no idea that “toxic whiteness” had an impact on the environment–or that the effect is magnified by Trump being in the White House…

            Wait a second… toxic whiteness, White House… Coincidence?!

          2. Tundra

            IMPEACH TRUMP!!

          3. Bobarian LMD

            SAVE THE TITANIC!

          4. Hyperion

            “I just had no idea that “toxic whiteness” had an impact on the environment”

            Duh! Everyone knows that!

          5. SP

            She’s a denier!

          6. Hyperion

            A denier with toxic whiteness. Nothing is worse!

          7. Hyperion

            Except for a female denier with toxic whiteness who hangs out with libertarian shitlords. Nothing’s topping that for worst! It’s worstest!

          8. Bobarian LMD

            Nicole’s not here Man!

          9. SugarFree

            Whiteness is a good thing. High albedo lessens heat absorption.

          10. MikeS

            Nice hat

      2. Hyperion

        I have to assume you made that up, or whoever made it up, that it’s parody.

        1. F. Stupidity Jr.

          I made it up. Every so often, I have to stretch my batshit lefty muscles or they grow weak.

          1. John Titor

            I was going to say, that hits a little too on the nose for every insane prog talking point.

          2. DOOMco

            ohthankyoujesus

          3. SP

            If you’re religious, how can you consume the unholy pineapple on “pizza?” Heretic!

          4. Somalian Road Corporation

            I had al pastor pizza for dinner yesterday. If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

          5. DOOMco

            I figure, you know, forgiveness or whatnot.

            I think I was quoting that guy who walked across the grand canyon on that wire.

          6. Tundra

            Wood.

          7. Waterfall Insurance

            Isn’t that the plot of 2012 more or less?

      3. Vhyrus

        I must believe this is satire. My brain may cease to operate if I believe otherwise.

        1. Hyperion

          Clue: It’s exactly like something a prog would write, but with better grammar and spelling = Glibertarian parody

          1. SP

            Perfect.

          2. Old Man With Candy

            It’s exactly like something a prog would write, but with better grammar and spelling = Glibertarian parody

            This may be a new rule, a corollary to Poe’s Law.

          3. SP

            The Hyperion Corollary. Works for me!

          4. Hyperion

            I like it! I’m famous! Infamous? Thank you, Glibertarians! Do I get my own personal edit fairy now?

          5. R C Dean

            The Hyperion Corollary.

            Sounds like a Ludlum novel. Who play Hyp in the movie?

      4. Agent Cooper

        Just saw the trailer for An Inconvenient Sequel. It does a great job of making Al Gore look like Jesus.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Did someone nail him to some planks?

          1. Agent Cooper

            I wish.

        1. Rhywun

          I guess Swansea glaciologist Martin O’Leary has his own source of income.

      5. Playa Manhattan

        It’s true. When it gets really hot, I’m going to feed off the efforts and the bodies of the LGBTQ community.

        There’s no other way.

        1. mr simple

          I, for one, can’t wait for our end-of-the-world rich, white guy sausagefest.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          the bodies of the LGBTQ community

          You can’t eat that! Too stringy and unpleasant.

          I just render em down for cooking oil and soap.

          The tattoos make for interesting lamp shades, too.

      6. Suthenboy

        It looks like useful idiocy has reached critic mass in that one

      7. mexican sharpshooter

        I want warn all of you before you are all feeding on me, I eat a lot of peanuts. Just in case you have a allergy.

  4. Slammer

    (((Iceberg)))

    1. Negroni Please

      No no no. It’s not Goldberg or Silverberg. The only way (((Iceberg))) works is if the ice we’re talking about are diamonds.

      1. Slammer

        JEWelry, eh?

        1. Zunalter

          What is this? Zero Hedge?

    2. ruodberht

      I thought you said we hit a Weissberg!

    3. Pomp

      Where do they find a yarmulke large enough?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        It’s made out of penguin shit.

    4. JaimeRoberto

      I knew the Jews were to blame for the sinking of the Titanic.

  5. Juvenile Bluster

    Things are so bad in Venezuela that people are rationing toothpaste

    Since taking office in 2013 after Chávez’s death, Maduro has decreed 16 increases to the minimum wage. But the purchasing power afforded by the raises in pay is wiped out almost as soon as the ink dries on Maduro’s orders.

    In the past three years, the country’s economy has contracted by 24.5 percent, including 11 percent in 2016, according to the independent data firm Ecoanalítica.

    “Wage raises make it all worse, because if you don’t take productivity into account, you’ll just generate more inflation,” said Asdrúbal Oliveros, director of Ecoanalítica. “This year, people’s purchasing power is headed to go down by 40 percent.”

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Man, State Capitalism can sure eff up a country…

    2. ArchieBunker

      They just need to raise the min wage again. 43rd time is the charm.

      You’d think by the third or fourth raise they woulda figured this out.

      1. Zunalter

        +1 Illinois

    3. Diane Reynolds

      Since taking office in 2013 after Chávez’s death, Maduro has decreed 16 increases to the minimum wage. But the purchasing power afforded by the raises in pay is wiped out almost as soon as the ink dries on Maduro’s orders.

      That’s how minimum wage increases work.

    4. Zunalter

      Still, the Pope is really encouraged by the increasing equality Maduro is bringing about.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        If he keeps equality-ing, everyone’s either going to be equally dead or have equally deserted the country.

        The Venezuelans around me are getting increasingly pissed off. Thankfully they’re still making awesome arepas. (Was that racist? I think if I was on another forum someone would call that racist.)

  6. Mad Scientist

    Iceberg the size of Wales falls into ocean.

    From the article: The giant block is estimated to cover an area of roughly 6,000 sq km; that’s about a quarter the size of Wales.

    Way to read, Brett!

    1. Slammer

      I heard Delaware as the size. The iceberg has more going on than Delaware does.

      1. Negroni Please

        Jesus. Just how many shady corporations does the iceberg have?

      2. Old Man With Candy

        I did a grant proposal a few years back related to the supposed island of plastic floating around in the Pacific (“the gyre”). In researching articles about it, it was 10% the size of Texas, the size of Texas, and ten times the size of Texas. Then again, Brett thinks his penis is 6″ and his wife tells me that it’s 1.6″. So quantification is not an easy thing.

        1. Mad Scientist

          She may have met 1.6 arc seconds. Now we just need to understand the scale of the arc.

          1. Diane Reynolds

            Divide it by parsecs, you’ll have your answer.

          2. peachy rex

            I always *knew* the “Kessel Run” was a euphemism…

        2. Gadfly

          Isn’t the “island” just an area of water with a higher than normal concentration of plastic particulates? It’s been a while since I’ve read anything about it, but I seem to remember being severely disappointed that there was not an actual plastic island there. I was hoping to found a Bioshock style dystopia there.

          1. Raven Nation
          2. Raven Nation

            And here’s another one which basically says there are no scientifically sound estimates of the size:

            https://marinedebris.noaa.gov/info/patch.html#5

            FTA: “It is possible to sail through the “garbage patch” area and see very little or no debris on the water’s surface.”

          3. Old Man With Candy

            Yes, it is- the photos used to illustrate the articles show clumps of large garbage (plastic bottles, straws, bags…) probably taken near a New Jersey beach. Not that “science” reporting is dishonest but… well, it’s dishonest.

        3. The Last American Hero

          The metric system was created so more guys could claim to have 8.

    2. Tundra

      Brett is shocked that you did. Well done, lord of the Wankel!

      1. DOOMco

        “wankel lord” does not sound pg.

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          Earl of Magical Spinning Doritos?

          1. DOOMco

            Duke of rotary?

      2. Mad Scientist

        If your friends don’t give you constant shit, who’s going to?

    3. Bobarian LMD

      A quarter as big as Wales?!

      Why are we even talking about icebergs?

      That’s like Krugabe’s Trillion Dollar Coin!

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      If not’s not bigger than Ontario I don’t care.

    5. Zunalter

      I think he meant “Whales” as in a large pod of the seafaring mammals.

      1. Open my iceberg
        It’s as big as a Wales
        And it’s about to set sail.

        1. Rhywun

          +2 beehives

  7. Bobarian LMD

    Officers found three other loaded guns while searching the helicopter, along with several other bottles of prescription drugs.

    Auggie Air! The only way to fly!

    1. DOOMco

      What a tour of the city.

  8. DOOMco

    August Busch IV, Florida Man?

    I swear, I had something for this.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Auggie’s a piece of work.

      But if I had his money, I probably wouldn’t give a shit either.

      1. Negroni Please

        probably?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Alright, alright….

          most likely

          1. Tundra

            The top hat is a nice touch. Well done.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I can add one to the Hanson brother if you so desire.

          3. Chipwooder

            How about adding one to the Crimson Ghost in mine>?

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Remind me tomorrow

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Here you go

          6. Tundra

            SWEEEEET!

            So very glib. Thanks, Scruffy!

          7. Hyperion

            It’s about time you stopped refusing to wear the ribbon top hat. Where’s the monocle?

          8. Hyperion

            Ugh. End tag malfunction.

          9. Old Man With Candy

            Hahahah, I made you look stupid by fixing it.

          10. Hyperion

            Shit, I feel honored, OMWC. This is the first time I have been graced by the edit fairy.

          11. Old Man With Candy

            I’m not a fairy, I like girls!

          12. Mad Scientist

            I found a new avatar for you, edit fairy.

          13. Scruffy Nerfherder

            That better?

            So needy.

  9. Tundra

    Officers believed that Busch was under the influence of a controlled substance. He was taken to a hospital for further testing.

    The application said Busch told officers he had a conceal carry license and had a gun in his pocket, along with the prescription drug Dexamethasone. Police said the prescription was for his wife.

    Officers found three other loaded guns while searching the helicopter, along with several other bottles of prescription drugs.

    The document said Busch told officers at one point that he was about to have a panic attack, and he began jumping and running while saying he needed more oxygen to “cope with the anxiety attack.”

    See, this makes me want to be a filthy rich trust funder. Helicopters, drugs and guns! Throw in a hooker or three and I could die a happy man.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The FAA is going to be all over him. They love getting some licks in on otherwise untouchable rich dudes. That’s like a Christmas treat in July.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Dexamethasone?

      Ummmm…. that’s not a controlled substance or an intoxicant.

      and… “Police said the prescription was for his wife.”

      That’s an incredibly stupid thing to say. They’re fucked now. I assume this dude already has an army of lawyers

      1. Diane Reynolds

        I noticed that. Whenever I see a ‘sone’ I think ‘steroid’. Sure enough.

        Dexamethasone is used to treat inflammatory conditions such as allergies, skin conditions, ulcerative colitis, arthritis and breathing disorders.

  10. Vhyrus

    Australia Man, International Florida Man.

    Australia man checks in single can of beer as luggage.

    1. Tundra

      Just when I’ve lost faith in humanity, the Aussies come through again.

      1. Raven Nation
        1. Hyperion

          Look, if a bloke’s gotta go walkabout you know, it’s fucking hot in Australia!

  11. Jefe Hayek

    Suthen,

    Got that Model 94 off of Gun Broker. A lot of the bluing is gone, but I’ve read it’s extremely hard to reblue pre-64s (not worried about value, using this as a deer gun/something to pass on to potential offspring, etc). How hard is it to maintain Winchesters with bluing missing/any tips, especially if it’s actually going to be used?

    1. Vhyrus

      Where do you live? If it’s in a humid place you just have to keep that sucker oiled and attack any signs of rust immediately.

      1. Jefe Hayek

        Kentucky, so yeah, humid as a mug. Thoughts on Oxpho-blue?

      2. Lachowsky

        There is a really good article by Dispeptic on TTAG somewhere about bluing a barrel. I cant find it from my work computer.

    2. Q Continuum

      Can’t you just have a gunsmith professionally reblue it?

      1. Jefe Hayek

        Could, but that’s probably $200+ and I’ve heard even good bluers sometimes can’t get the steel on the pre-64 Winchesters to come out right. No idea if that’s accurate, just what I’ve been reading here and there

        1. bacon-magic

          You can get cerakoted relatively cheap(less than $200)…I know a guy.

          1. Jefe Hayek

            Think you can get me a hook up? *adjusts tube top and mini skirt*

    3. Chipwooder

      how was your buying experience with Gunbroker? I’ve thought about it, but I’m a bit hesitant to buy a gun online.

      1. Jefe Hayek

        Haven’t finished it yet, so won’t say anything is 100%. But so far so good. The bidding process can be tedious as someone today kept waiting until the last minute and upping their bid (gun broker has a 15 minute rule, so all he was doing was extending the auction 15 minutes each time and wasting my time).

        I’m buying from a brick and mortar store, so hopefully that helps the process go more smoothly. The credit card fee they, and a lot of others, charge is outrageous imo

    4. Jefe Hayek

      Might just soak it in WD40 Specialist (not for lubrication or cleaning). Shit seems to really be the bee’s knees for corrosion inhibiting

      1. cyto

        Krylon.

        Stops rust cold.

  12. Pomp

    Does anybody have a pointer to a good book that comprehensively explains what details are involved with the ginormous clusterfuck that is the American Medical system? It is terrifying how little i know about the thick layers of turd that separate the consumer from “free market” healthcare, i.e. IMO, regs, insurance billing procedures, etc. I’m interested in knowing more about the guts than “muh health care”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This book is on my list of things to read

      1. Tundra

        Lol. Great minds…

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It’s the hat

          1. Tundra

            *tips hat*

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I like this one!

    2. Pomp

      Thanks everyone. I found this on my Amazon wish list and will bundle buy recommendations with it.

    3. Agent Cooper

      I have one. It starts out something like “abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

    4. Playa Manhattan

      Start by doing a google search on the purpose and origin of chargemasters. If you want to get really angry, that is.

      1. CatoTheElder

        And, of course, the origin of chargemasters is the Federal Government’s Medicare and Medicaid programs that account for about 60% of hospital revenue.

        Medicare and Medicaid mandate that each hospital have a single chargemaster. Fedgov has negotiated huge percentage discounts to the chargemaster’s price list and allows insurers to negotiate somewhat less huge discounts to the chargemaster. No covered by Medicare, Medicaid, or private insurance: even if you’re willing to pay in cash today, tough shit, no discount for you.

      2. Lachowsky

        I read about the charge master 5 years ago when i was baffled at the bills i was getting after my son was born. My initial reaction was disbelief, followed by horror, followed by rage.

      3. Pomp

        That was interesting, thanks for the tipoff, I had no idea. It didn’t make me rage, only help make greater sense of the $50k first invoice I received after my daughter was born (which “muh inshuruns” handled afterward). Unfortunately the sources I could find were extremely light on the history aspect and I find what I was able to determine with regard to why they are such common practice, and why the stark contrast between hospital system billing and what I imagine the 1950s house call-visiting doctor did in terms of billing.

        Gonna keep my eye out for more references about this and I hope my books provide better detail about the chargemaster history. It’s easy to spin a “greedy hospital corporations taking advantage of the underserved” narrative without knowing more about this shit.

    5. Hyperion

      Cronies and rent seekers will suffer. Can’t have that.

  13. Somalian Road Corporation

    ACLU does AMA on Reddit about “Net Neutrality”, goes insane singing praises of Linda Sarsour and smugly dismissing her public support of female genital mutilation, Sharia law, violent threats towards Ayaan Hirsi Ali, and apparent fraud in not disbursing money donated to repair a Jewish cemetery as FAKE NEWS despite the public tweets being linked. ACLU useful idiot declares that “we share so many values” and “we stand with her in fighting for equality, free speech, protest, and racial justice.”

    Oh, yeah, and climate change is racist, too.

    1. Somalian Road Corporation

      hurrrrrkkkkkkk

      Although this is atopical, as a free speech advocate I’m cool with an unstructured comment agenda! So to be clear, the ACLU really has no permanent friends or enemies. We’ve stood up for Donald Trump’s First Amendment rights even as we oppose (nearly every one of) his policies; we do not support civil disobedience even when it’s done by our friends and allies. With Sarsour, we share so many values – she was a co-organizer of the Women’s March (which ACLU cosponsored), the largest single day of protest in American history (so far!!). She fights for the rights of Muslims, and against discrimination against women and religious minorities – just like we do! So we have a lot in common. And when vicious trolls engage in character assassination (much of it fabricated) to take down a strong advocate for civil rights, we’ll condemn it and stand with that person – in this case, Linda Sarsour. And while that doesn’t mean we approve of everything she’s ever said or done (and FYI that is certainly true for every human alive), we stand with her in fighting for equality, free speech, protest, and racial justice.

      I mean, I assume you KNOW you are peddling fake news, but just in case: https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/855510630522130435?lang=en

      Not even getting into “Net Neutrality” as this shit disgusted me too much right off the top.

      1. Diane Reynolds

        Good response:

        Again, I want to make it perfectly clear. I have no problem with the ACLU defending her right to speak (on any matter, even ones I disagree with). I don’t have a problem with the ACLU standing up for her against those who would harass or personally threaten her (as that shit is completely intolerable). And I don’t have a problem with the ACLU defending her legally in any matter related to typical ALCU related topics (aka I WOULD have a problem with the ACLU defending her on a murder charge, but you don’t do that kind of legal work, so it’s not really relevant).
        But I DO have a problem with the ACLU saying “This person is a good person who upholds the same values as we do and who should be admired.” Because she does NOT uphold the values that the ACLU that I know upholds and she is NOT a person to be admired in more ways than she is, and she is not, in general, a good person.

        […]

        Islam is “rooted in my oppression & denial of my humanity and right to exist.” As an LGBT individual, Islam, as an idea, is, by far, the biggest threat to my safety, security, and rights. Nothing else comes close (certainly not Christianity, which has long since stopped being a serious, life threatening idea for the most part).
        But it isn’t JUST me who Islam wants to oppress and deny the humanity and right to exist to. There are MANY other minority groups.
        And this is the kicker. It doesn’t matter what Linda Sarsour personally believes. I believe that her past actions and words prove she is a liar and a fraud when she claims to be an ally of the LGBT community. But that’s irrelevant. What IS relevant is that she champions a religion where the majority of it’s adherents world wide think that I should be executed by the state for existing.

    2. John Titor

      The progosphere is also trying to walk back the whole ‘her calling for holy war on the Trump Administration’ by peddling that ‘no, don’t you see, jihads can be non-violent’ horseshit that no one bought ten years ago.

    3. Q Continuum

      “The ACLU: We’re Working Hard to Become as Ideologically Corrupt as the SPLC!”

    4. Slammer

      Hey, ACLU: ask Sarsour if Israel has a right to exist

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Is that a civil liberties question?

        She certainly has the right to say that the Jews should be exterminated, and it would be delightful to see how that gets rationalized. “Well, ‘exterminated’ can mean de-lousing, and that would be a kindness to them. And Zyklon B can be very effective against parasites.”

    5. thom

      I hope the ACLU etc win and net neutrality becomes a thing. because then I’m going to subscribe to the NY Times and then sue them for full use of their printing press.

  14. grrizzly

    I think at this point I’m incapable of understanding the TDS people any longer. I think they went full retard. Trump Jr. met with a Russian lawyer hoping to get some dirt on Hillary Clinton. And this is treason! I don’t see how it could be even remotely inappropriate. I used to be a foreign national myself. And in the past I actually met with people working in the Russian government. Does it mean that my boss who once had some formal advisory position in the Obama election campaign had to report each and every meeting he had with me? It’s insane.

    1. John Titor

      Dealing with reality is a lot harder for these people than a pleasant fantasy. It’s mass delusion as politics and it should be constantly pointed out as such.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        THAT’S DIFFERENT! THIS IS SERIOUS!

      2. Somalian Road Corporation

        I think it’s funny how Twitter’s actions have caused me to view lack of a blue checkmark as a good thing, because it’s taken award/rewarded frequently based upon ideological compliance and not as actual ID–see Milo getting de-verified. Iowahawk, Ace of Spades, Instapundit… all lacking one right there I can see, while every doorknob polisher at a Bay Area startup nobody’s heard of has one.

      3. KSuellington

        Secret Asian man, secret Asian man, he’s taking Clinton money and pushing the Chinese plan.

        1. KSuellington

          *should be “giving”

      4. Apples and Knives

        Charlie Trie owned a pretty good Chinese restaurant in my town. Restaurant is still here, I assume under new ownership.

      5. John Titor

        “The PRC’s constant attempts to influence, hack and undermine Western countries don’t count.”

        -Media owned by major corporations with interests in China.

    2. Somalian Road Corporation

      My brother was ranting that “they need to lock up the President-elect” back in November. A few months ago he was ranting about impeachment. “For what?” I ask. He doesn’t actually have an answer. Also, his ego has totally lost contact with planet Earth now that he goes by “Doctor” so it’s even more impossible to talk with him about this stuff than even before, because it compounds the TDS a millionfold. After all, all the intelligent, credentialed people he knows agree with him, etc., etc. Other family are similarly afflicted.

      Also, if I happen to actually win the argument, it gets forgotten by the next time we meet because they’ve already watched the Two Thousand Minutes Hate on MSNBC and get reprogrammed. Sigh.

      1. John Titor

        It’s the great beauty of the Trump Presidency: He causes people to rip off their masks and expose themselves for who they really are. Every insecurity and emotional imbalance comes to the forefront.

      2. Hyperion

        Might I suggest ridicule and mocking? You aren’t going to win an argument with a prog.

        1. Drake

          And subtle hints at hypocrisy. I like to agree with those kinds of rants while tossing in shit like Charlie Trie, the vast fortunes of Gore and the Clintons, etc…

          1. Somalian Road Corporation

            I can’t win the hypocrisy argument with my brother. He was doing ye olde “you want the old and sick to die in the streets if you don’t want the government taking over healthcare” line, and I put forth to him that AMA cartelization and restriction on the supply of doctors artificially raises the price of medical care.

            He actually agreed, but said that he had busted his ass off getting through medical school, so he had earned that money. It’s not “fuck you, got mine” when he does it, of course.

            I mean, I can try smacking him about the head with Ayn Rand and some hardcover von Mises until it sinks in through osmosis, but now his degree provides him with an impenetrable shield of smugness, so I think it’s a lost cause for the foreseeable future.

          2. Vhyrus

            I really don’t understand this ‘my degree makes me better than you’ idea. I have a masters degree and I know I have a high IQ and I still assume I am the stupidest person in any room I walk into until I can prove otherwise. Where does this assumed superiority come from? Because you paid a cars/house worth of money for a piece of paper? Okay…

          3. DOOMco

            and it really only says “Im up to speed on _______, and that’s it.”

          4. SP

            I grew up in a college town, with university professor parents, one was in STEM and seriously no mental slouch. The vast majority of the most insufferable people I knew had PhDs. They were also, by and large, the people most lacking in life skills.

          5. The Last American Hero

            I assume he went to work for the VA, right? I mean, they are single payer and they really need all the good doctors they can get to help those vets.

          6. Somalian Road Corporation

            Hahaha.

          7. mexican sharpshooter

            Please don’t give him any bad ideas. I work with enough nationalists and enough socialists.

          8. Hyperion

            I’m sure your brother is going to be ecstatic when we have single payer and he gets payed by the government, that their mandated rate. If he’s ambitious, then we know exactly what he’ll do. Go work for the private sector care. Because nothing says everyone should be forced into government healthcare like bailing out of it as soon as we get it.

          9. Drake

            If he’s so charitable and smart, why doesn’t he already work for the VA?

          10. The Last American Hero

            damn your fast fingers.

          11. Drake

            Great minds…

      3. mexican sharpshooter

        A Doctor of what? If you don’t mind my asking.

    3. Hyperion

      Several lawyers have already spoken up, and not all of them on the right, and said there’s nothing there. What he did is in no way illegal. Yet the media still regurgitates this garbage.

    4. Spartan Dad

      and here we go…not that it will go anywhere

      House Democrat files article of impeachment against Trump
      http://thehill.com/homenews/house/341677-house-dem-files-article-of-impeachment-against-trump

      1. Hyperion

        He can ‘accuse’ anyone he wants of anything. But the fact that there’s no evidence makes it a complete joke.

        1. Mad Scientist

          The law doesn’t give a damn about right and wrong, so I’m not sure why it would care about messy things like evidence.

        2. Drake

          The party of the President controlling both houses of Congress doesn’t help either.

      2. Drake

        What exactly would be the crime? Has anyone at Justice or a law enforcement agency charged Trump with obstruction of justice?

        1. Hyperion

          The crime is he’s a Republican and he won.

      3. The Zenome Project

        Sherman’s mostly virtue signalling to his deep blue constituents (That district, though…), but I wonder if there is a strategy behind this. What I mean is that if he can peel off a few NeverTrumpers and GOPers in Clinton-won districts to vote for impeachment (won’t happen), then it strengthens his party’s position in the midterms since the GOP base will turn against those Reps.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          No, imma say the strategery here is the Pelosi Gambit. In many certain California districts you are securing your base by going completely bat-shit, hard-left, insane.

        2. SimonD

          wow, that district seems to be playing ‘oh yeah, hold my chardonnay’ with itself. It’s last three reps, in order…

          Xavier Becerra (the current A.G. of California, and full-retard partisan hack)
          Henry Waxman (’nuff said)
          Brad Sherman (the guy in the article)

          The only way they could keep this up is to import Mattress Girl to be the next Rep

    1. Hyperion

      This is why we need real single payer like in Canada and Europe! /derp

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      One day, we will recognize health care as a right.
      /sobs/
      Then everything will be better.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Further evidence the NYT is circling the drain

    This is the first of a weekly column.

    That’s right, girls and boys, Lindy West is now a New York Times columnist.

    As for the actual content? I think, “Men Suck” effectively captures the threadf of it.

    1. Apples and Knives

      Did we ever establish whether or not she fabricated the troll from her famous “Lindy West confronts her troll” story? I know when I heard it on This American Life my first thought was this guy is not a real person.

      1. Apples and Knives

        “They are two stand-up comedians in their mid-30s… investigating how to be better straight white dudes…”

        I think we can all agree, without having seen them, that these are not very good stand up comedians.

    2. Chipwooder

      Maybe it’s a sneaky plan to get the likes of Dowd and Krugabe to look good in comparison?

    1. Hyperion

      Well, when you have a huge surplus like Ill does…

      1. Slammer

        Talk about an iceberg

    2. Old Man With Candy

      $100+ will not buy many deep dish tomato casseroles.

      1. The Other Kevin

        Looks like I missed a “k”, or a bunch of zeroes.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “How to build a better white guy” is a conversation that could turn academic fast, replete with all the jargon that the sneering class finds so tedious: intersectionality, emotional labor, systemic oppression, the dreaded “privilege.” But when I sat down with my friends, only one question sprang to mind, and it was personal, not pedantic.

    “Do you ever stick up for me?”

    “I never said you were an idiot. I thought everybody already knew that.”

    1. “How to build a better white guy”

      Steve Austin.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Stone Cold or Lee Majors?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Yes.

  17. Q Continuum

    Pointless virtue signaling from our special needs governor.

    http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/07/11/john-hickenlooper-paris-climate-agreement/

    1. Hyperion

      DENVER (CBS4)– Gov. John Hickenlooper signed an executive order that states Colorado will join the Paris Climate Agreement.

      LOL. He must be something else to be able to get elected with a name like Lickenpooper.

    2. DOOMco

      He’s just so exciting.

      any news on the job-front?

      1. Q Continuum

        Got offered a job in the Springs. Not out of state like I wanted, but gets me out of Progtopia and into lighter traffic.

    3. Drake

      A checkered shirt and polka-dot tie?

      1. Hyperion

        Dude, the guy’s name is Lickenpooper. If you can get away with that, what’s an oddball looking ensemble like that?

    4. Somalian Road Corporation

      “We will realize our commitment with colleagues in the West to build electric vehicle stations along major highway corridors throughout our state, along with Utah and Nevada, we will utilize the Volkswagen Mitigation Trust to reduce range anxiety within the electric vehicle market. You’ll be able to drive an electric car from Colorado to the Pacific and Denver to Moffat County without fear,” said Hickenlooper.

      “Reduce range anxiety”? That’s an artificial-sounded little phrase, heh.

      1. Hyperion

        “Reduce range anxiety”? That’s an artificial-sounded little phrase, heh.”

        Obviously caused by climate change and white privilege.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Or a short penis.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Deer and antelope make me anxious too.

        1. Tundra

          How do you feel about discouraging words?

          1. Mad Scientist

            They’re a bad a cloudless skies.

      3. DOOMco

        Tesla’s love the Colorado winter!

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Yeah this. I don’t know how many cans of ether I went through trying to fire up a diesel bucket truck. It didnt help they kept buying biodiesel and it gummed up the engine.

      4. Vhyrus

        Denver to Moffat county? Oh you mean what every normal car can do without a second thought. Got it.

        P.S.: Fuck you for ruining what was once the best state in the fucking country. Die in a woodchipper.

        1. Mad Scientist

          No one in their right mind is going to go on a cross country trip in an electric car anyway. Every two hours you have to stop to recharge it for 4 hours? A train would almost be faster.

          1. SP

            Well, not an Amtrak train.

          2. jesse.in.mb

            It’s only ~40 hours from LA to NOLA by Amtrak.

            Last time we left late because of a suicide on the tracks and still got their early because they made up time speeding through the vast emptiness of Texas.

          3. Mad Scientist

            That’s absurd. I’ve driven from LA to Miami in just 7 more hours than that.

          4. jesse.in.mb

            I have a family history of substance abuse, I can’t just mainline amphetamines like some people.

          5. Tundra

            My bil, a True Believer Tesla and Leaf owner, had to borrow my parent’s car (a Prius, lol) to go to fucking Duluth!

            My Passat gets damn near 40mpg on the road and has a range of more than 600 miles. Suck it, EVs.

      5. Agent Cooper

        I assume Colorado’s electricity is hydro-powered and not coal-fired?

        1. Somalian Road Corporation

          https://www.eia.gov/state/?sid=CO

          In 2015, 60% of the electricity generated in Colorado came from coal, 22% from natural gas, and 18% from renewable energy resources.

          It’s not running on unicorn farts yet, that’s for sure.

        2. westernsloper

          Not necessarily, but here towns like Aspen can claim they are 100% renewable by signing agreements with some so called green energy provider that trickles some energy onto the grid. In short, some Coloradans are fucking morons.

      6. westernsloper

        I know how to “reduce range anxiety.”

        DRIVE A GODDAMNED CAR THAT RUNS ON PROPER FUEL!!!

        If there is money to be made providing extension cords to people in electric cars, let investors pay for it. Jebus he is an embarrassment.

  18. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/DanielLMcAdams/status/884528546219270145

    Cathy Young’s ‘jihad’ (it’s non-violent, bigot!) against Ron Paul continues. People who thought Reason contributors had principles that differentiated them from the two major party hardest hit. The Weekly Standard is ecstatic.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      On the other hand…

      1. Just Say’n

        Fair point

      2. PBRstreetgang

        To be sure…

      1. Just Say’n

        I like this guy’s style.

      2. bacon-magic

        He’s obviously a glib or a disaffected reasonoid. Woot.

        1. DOOMco

          If they aren’t a commenter, they are very close.

          1. Somalian Road Corporation

            “beltway mainstream libertarian” = “cosmotarian cocktail party crowd”, yep

      3. Just Say’n

        The worst part about Young’s article is that it was the featured article on the cover of the last Reason issue. I’m glad I discontinued my subscription

        1. John Titor

          A magazine that bitches and moans about how American foreign policy should become ‘more non-interventionist’ throwing at article about how ‘economic sanctions are totes awesome guys’ is incredibly rich.

          1. Just Say’n

            And a magazine that was shitting its pants so hard about Trump starting a possible trade war with China- literally wants a trade war with Russia.

            China= good
            Russia= bad

            Why? Because, shut-up, bigot!

          2. John Titor
      4. CatoTheElder

        The Reason crowd is tied to the New York City-Washington DC-Los Angeles axis of evil. Its members would not get invited to cocktail parties unless sufficiently anti-Russian and anti-Trump.

        The crazy thing is that the same axis of evil praised Obama for cancelling Bush’s plans to deploy ABM in Eastern Europe whereas same crowd condemns Trump who has resuscitated the ABM plan. And they perfectly well accept FDR’s support of Uncle Joe while condemning the faintest cooperation with Putin in fighting Islamic terrorists.

        This axis of evil is certainly adept at simultaneously holding mutually contradictory notions.

      5. Diane Reynolds

        It ran long, so I’m thinking Ken Shultz

  19. Juvenile Bluster

    I’ve been able to venture back to /r/all on Reddit since I started doing this, but the new subreddits keep popping up like weeds and I keep needing to add to it.

    But this takes care of at least 95% of the idiocy.

    https://i.imgur.com/PFsGWbH.png

    1. Somalian Road Corporation

      It’s really pretty hilarious what happened there–corral all the wrongthinkers into pretty much just a single subreddit, restrict how many things can hit r/all per day from a single subreddit, then make 500 new, frequently botted anti-Trump astroturf subs that keep popping up like weeds to flood the front page. The admins turn a blind eye (or are actively supporting) the rulebreaking. Meanwhile, posts hit the front with 44k upvotes and 2 comments–both by the OP–in a totally organic fashion, so long as the politics are right… and by right I mean left.

  20. IntraveneousWoodChipper
    1. Juvenile Bluster

      All Israel’s fault I’m sure.

      1. Just Say’n

        When in doubt, blame the Joows! It’s all the rage on all sides these days, even among Jews (hat tip Tom Friedman)

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Israel is the UN’s scapegoat for pretty much everything that goes on in the Middle East.

          1. Just Say’n

            And the New York Time’s favorite whipping boy

      2. John Titor

        My favourite Palestinian conspiracy theory is about how the Israelis are dumping birth control chemicals into the water to make them infertile…well it sure as shit isn’t working in Gaza, a place that is literally fucking itself to collapse.

      1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

        Hat tip ?, thanks!

    2. Old Man With Candy

      But they’ll have plenty of tunnels and makeshift rockets, so they got that goin’ for them.

    3. Hyperion

      This is of course caused by climate change. If only the US could provide a few trillion.

  21. Vhyrus

    Here’s my entry into the Derpnomicon for the day. On one of my regular gun blogs there’s a troll that regularly pops up and writes more or less the same response every single time. He usually responds to any article critical of the gun laws of other countries, specifically the UK. Here is his latest comment:

    The_Resistance says:
    July 12, 2017 at 15:38
    More bigotry and fear mongering from a fake news website.

    Meanwhile they’re more than 35000 firearm deaths and rising each year in the US versus the less than 50 deaths a year in the UK.

    They’ve been more and more attacks in the US caused by crazies with ties to right wing groups, right wing survivalist nuts and right wing militia fanatics than religious radicals.

    You do not speak for the people of the UK who don’t want their country turning into 3rd world nightmare. Many will reject your false claims of “safety”.

    It’s easier to survive been attacked with a knife, a section of pipe or a fist than being shot at.

    And your claims of weapons smuggling in the UK has little to no fact in it, Most guns that have shown up in foreign criminal or extremist hands have come from this country because people like you ignore in some attempt to prove “laws don’t work.”

    Robert should be more concerned about his role in sponsoring hate and destruction against Americans that refuse to own a gun, the rights and freedoms not to be killed by some NRA-worshiping lunatic who thinks the end of days is around the corner and tired of the lies of constantly debunked corporate owned stats by his gun-lobby puppet masters.

    Our country is not really free if it has a death rate higher than any 3rd world country.

      1. Vhyrus

        This pretty much sums up every single comment he has ever made. As far as trolls go he is far below even reason standards.

        1. The Last American Hero

          IDK, amsoc/Robespierre has been breaking new ground lately.

          1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

            ^I shudder to think how many potential libertarians have been turned off by articles and comments of TSTSNBN.

            Sad.

    1. Agent Cooper

      Legalize drugs and watch those numbers fall.

    2. Hyperion

      How many people have been murdered by NRA members? If these morons are going to spout unsubstantiated bullshit, they should be called out on it.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        It’s because gun control advocates don’t care about logic or being consistent. I’ve had friends who are strong 2nd Amendment advocates disputed and dismantled the gun control crowd arguments and it does nothing. They usually double down on their bullshit and start burning straw men or call you names.

        1. Hyperion

          It’s basically that they don’t care about logic and facts. It’s all about feelz. If they feel something should be a certain way, then it should be, end of story. You can’t reason with someone like that. It’s why I don’t try anymore. I just subtly mock them.

    3. Drake

      I thought the death rate was 100% for every country?

      1. Tundra

        Except here it’s like 120%.

        1. Waterfall Insurance

          175% only woke people are fully alive.

        2. IntraveneousWoodChipper

          120% is for Chicago. Obama voters, you see.

    4. Stillhunter

      OT: I’m working in Heber, AZ for the next three weeks. I’m off on Sundays if you (or any other Glibs) are in the area. Still under fire restrictions, so no shooting. {my sad face} Fair warning: I don’t have a personal vehicle.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Its getting a bit sticky and theres some high clouds over the mountains outside Phoenix. Maybe it’ll rain, we’re due for a storm.

        1. Stillhunter

          There’s been afternoon storms since I got here Monday. Got in a good one yesterday out in the woods. Hail looked like snow piling up. Forest roads were running with water. Damn near got the truck stuck. Hopefully it keeps up, but it does make working a bitch…

  22. Gustave Lytton

    Taking a Mandarin class and was unsurprised to find Roosevelt in Pinyin is Luósīfú. Quite fitting.

    1. The bad guy in Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps is supposedly based on Franklin Roosevelt.

      1. MikeS

        Really? I need to fire up the DVR and watch that again

  23. Norm MacDonald Live is coming back!!!

    1. KibbledKristen

      My favorite Norm Macdonald role was Death in Family Guy. I think he only did the one episode and then they got another actor.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Replaced with Adam Carolla who’s good but not as good as Norm.

        1. Mome Rath

          You can get a weekly Norm hit in “Mike Tyson Mysteries”; he voices a pigeon. Doesn’t make any more sense in context, so just go with it.

  24. Slammer

    “Trump is a half term president, at most, especially if I ever get within 10 feet of that pussy.”

    http://freebeacon.com/politics/maine-democrat-threatens-trump-in-profanity-laced-facebook-comment/

    1. Vhyrus

      I predict a van with letters on it will be visiting his residence shortly.

      1. Why would OMWC visit him?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          There’s no letters on his van, just a big smiling clown holding a purple “ice cream cone”.

          1. Agent Cooper

            In his avatar, it says FREE CANDY.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Its the vans without letters you need to worry about.

    2. Mad Scientist

      I’ll bet the Secret Service guys are fighting each other about who gets to take the piss out of State Rep. Scott Hamann.

    3. DOOMco

      “But go back to clinging to your guns because you’re afraid. Pussy. See, it’s not only Trump supporters who can talk like complete assholes. As long as that’s what’s coming out of that side, then I’ll match you dumb fucks word for word,” he said.

      In Maine. Is Maine really that progressive? I thought it still had some rural hunting vibes.

      1. Hyperion

        he’s from Portland. From what I have heard, that Portland is trying to make itself into as much of the image of Portlandia as possible.

    4. MikeS

      “Conversely, President Obama ran quite possibly the classiest 2 term presidency in US history, no scandals, successful commander in chief, zero rape victims, and he improved the economy,” Hamann said.

      This man is obviously delusional.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        When people say that, it’s either because they are delusional or willingly ignorant.

        An acquaintance wrote something similar to this and when I said that with the exception of jailing journalists, destroying whistleblowers, droning brown people in the Middle East, destabilizing Libya, continuing the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and shitting all over our civil liberties, he was a great President.

        I got some partisan mealy mouthed response from him and he also somehow blamed the GOP for Obama doing all of these things.

        1. Hyperion

          Someone should ask him about Fast and Furious and Benghazi, just to witness the deer in the headlights stare.

          1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

            Just watched ’13 Hours’. aka ‘Jim from the Office kicks ass, rather than tapping it”

            All in all a really good, enjoyable film.

          2. Not an Economist

            Loved that movie. Book it is based on is pretty good.

          3. DOOMco

            watching it now.

        2. Raven Nation

          “he also somehow blamed the GOP for Obama doing all of these things.”

          Huh, the usual response I get is that many of those things never happened – they were just conservative lies.

          1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

            100% Denial Rate. That is, when they’ve even heard of those scandals. Some are so cocooned in sweet prog cotton candy brain drain bullshit that they wouldn’t even recognize those terms.

      2. John Titor

        He forgot to include “Murderer of Children” in his list of achievements there.

      3. Akira

        zero rape victims

        What about the healthcare sector?

      4. one true athena

        Oh, so Trump didn’t just “grope”, he’s a rapist? Is that what this tool is saying? (else he’s claiming there were no rapes in the US under Obama which “rape culture” progs never would agree with).

        anyway, it’s all so disgustingly worshipful. For as much as people complain about Trump followers, Obama sycophants are the worst, by far. barf.

        1. Akira

          It’s weird how Trump’s “grab ’em by the pussy” statement is held up as rock-solid (these euphemisms, I know) evidence of forcible rape even though he followed it with “and they let you!” I guess “progressives” are so out of touch with reality that they’re unaware that there are women who will let a pervy rich guy basically do whatever he wants in the hopes of getting some cash and/or jewelry.

    5. Ed Wuncler

      Politics turns individuals into irrational imbeciles.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Politics turns irrational imbeciles into congressmen.

        /FTFY

    6. SP

      Every time I think people can’t be more stupid….

    7. Hyperion

      “100% of intelligent Americans agree that Trump is a complete loser.”

      This is why you guys are losing. Now just double down on that. Thanks.

    8. Somalian Road Corporation

      Wow, you should have quoted more of this guy. Step aside, Obama, this is the new greatest orator of the modern age. That FB article doesn’t even have all of it (the Russia quote), from the Dailycaller one:

      Hamann accused Trump of being “anti-American,” and an “admitted rapist” who was “installed by the Russians.”

      “Don’t like the truth?” he asked. “Well then fuck you, snowflake. You’re a fucking pussy. And you people are destroying America.”

      He continued: “100% of intelligence Americans agree that Trump is a complete loser. But go back to clinging to your guns because you’re afraid. Pussy.”

      And he keeps going on, haha. Love the “Obama was absolutely flawless, classy and scandal-free” bit too.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        His rantings and ravings are a work of art. He should publish a book.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Maybe Trump hacked his facebook page?

      2. IntraveneousWoodChipper

        Why aren’t the feminazis pillioring him for using “pussy” as a pejorative? Or did I miss that?

        Principals not principles.

    9. commodious spittoon

      Is it really that difficult to get your objects and your pronouns to agree? “Their head*s* up their ass*es*.” Is that so difficult?

      1. Hyperion

        NOT glibertarian parody. The real derp.

  25. KibbledKristen

    Kittel wins the stage, Froome still in yellow. Ho hum. When is the next mountain stage? And will anyone, someone, anywhere, challenge Froome?

    1. MikeS

      *sigh* I just don’t understand soccer

      1. Tundra

        Come on, Mike, she’s obviously talking about rugby.

          1. MikeS

            Ha! If I ever play, I will insist on being the “sweater collector.”

          2. DOOMco

            Just be sure to stop the fights over who makes the best tea before they get out of hand.

          3. Tundra

            What car was that in the background at the beginning? A Morris, maybe?

          4. Tundra

            I think you are right. Pretty cool.

          5. Hyperion

            Just say it’s one of those things that are not real football, it’s easier.

          6. Raven Nation

            One concrete sign of the decline of American education is the inability of Americans to understand and appreciate cricket.

    2. Slammer

      Tomorrow is three climbs in the Pyrennes. Saturday and Sunday are mountains. Aru is only 18 secomds behind Froome

      1. Drake

        Do I need to Google translate your comment?

        1. Hyperion

          I think he said ‘I’m climbing some mountains in Spain or Portugal which are not real mountains. But on Sunday, I’m climbing some real mountains and Aru and this guy named Froome are right behind me’?

    3. RAHeinlein

      SPOILER ALERT – I am watching this tonight after a lovely happy hour and dinner. Jeez.

  26. KibbledKristen

    Feeling better after a very productive couple of meetings at work. Hopefully I can string together a bunch of good days.

    1. Tundra

      *hands KK a beer*

  27. grrizzly

    Local news.

    “Harvard students may neither join nor participate in final clubs, fraternities or sororities, or other similar private, exclusionary social organizations that are exclusively or predominantly made up of Harvard students, whether they have any local or national affiliation, during their time at the College. The College will take disciplinary action against students who are found to be participating in such organizations. Violations will be adjudicated by the Administrative Board.”

    1. MikeS

      Something something, free association, something something…

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Free association is fascism.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      FIRE listed Harvard as one of the 10 worst colleges for free speech when the proposed policy wasn’t nearly as restrictive as this.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/58ac64bfe4b0417c4066c2f1

    4. Drake

      So no more black-only graduations?

      1. The Last American Hero

        I assume the Greek system will be dismantled there as well, including the All-African American frat?

    5. Hyperion

      Didn’t college used to be fun?

    6. I remember when student organizations weren’t *allowed* to have non-students. Except the faculty advisor.

    7. IntraveneousWoodChipper

      They can’t reatrict Harvard student club membership to actual Harvard students?

      What the actual fuck?! These people are insane.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Finals clubs and frats aren’t recognized by Harvard.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Feeling better after a very productive couple of meetings at work. Hopefully I can string together a bunch of good days.

    Glad to hear you’ve backed away from the window ledge a bit.

    Just remember, complacency has destroyed more careers than paranoia.

    1. DOOMco

      Vegans, man.

    2. Lachowsky

      *sigh*

      Chickens wouldn’t exist if people didn’t like eating them.

    3. Agent Cooper

      That’ll learn those bastards!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    See, it’s not only Trump supporters who can talk like complete assholes. As long as that’s what’s coming out of that side, then I’ll match you dumb fucks word for word,” he said.

    Indisputably true.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      His skill at calling people names is almost as developed as his skill at misspelling words.

  30. leonadasiv

    Gosh, I’ve got a ton of emails today from corporations about how corporations want to ruin the internet.

    1. Akira

      It takes a special kind of moron to think, “How can we make sure that this commodity remains accessible and innovative? Oh I know – let’s get the federal government involved!!”

  31. thepasswordispassword

    Senator Rock of Michigan?

    The stream of nope nope nope from blue check nobodies makes it all worthwhile. Even if it is just a stunt to sell merch.

    1. Drake

      I hate the whole celebrity – politician cross-over thing, but I would make an exception for him.

      1. The Zenome Project

        He’s openly libertarian and likes Ron Paul, which is more than I can say for most people in Washington. He has my support.

      2. Hyperion

        I’m assuming he would not be running as a Democrat. But I think it’s a marketing ploy. Look at the website.

        1. The Zenome Project

          He was one of the few open celeb Trump supporters, so definitely will be on the R ticket.

    2. I don’t know…who is he going to challenge, the formidable Debbie Stabenow or the awesome Gary Peters?

      1. The Zenome Project

        Looked it up, it’ll be Stabenow. I think he has a good shot at winning. I think celeb candidates are good in places that are not traditionally red, since they can get more crossovers than a traditional nominee.

    3. Somalian Road Corporation

      I like how it’s Idiocracy now, and not when, say, Al Franken made his own dubious way into the Senate.

    4. So do they really listen to “Sweet Home, Alabama” in northern Michigan?

      1. Is that his legal name, because if not the elections people will try and pull a fast one and stick his real name on the ballot.

        1. Wikipedia says he was born Robert James Ritchie.

        2. Vhyrus

          That’s nothing that a few government forms can’t fix.

  32. jamrogie

    Any AZ Glibs headed to the Get Outdoors Expo this weekend in Scottsdale? I took my son last year specifically for the fishing catch & release, though the attention span of a 4 year old didn’t allow for us to get to hardly anything else. This year, however, my son is with Nana and Papa on an extended trip, so I’m un-tethered and headed there to actually see all the other stuff.

    1. Vhyrus

      Not familiar with this event. educate me, shitlord.

      1. jamrogie

        First off, it’s indoors.

        http://www.azgetoutdoors.com/

        Bunch of different displays, all outdoors related (duh). I don’t recall a ton of “gun stuff” but there’s some, along with fishing, camping, archery, boats, RV’s, those dogs that sprint down the dock and jump into the water as far as they can. It doesn’t appear to be going on this year, but I saw mutton busting there before. Wildlife education, rock climbing, kiddie catch & release pond, food court, etc. And it’s indoors.

      2. jamrogie

        It does appear to be more family oriented vs. hardcore, either way I’m headed out there for one of the two days, unsure which at this point.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Nope. Another family function in Tucson/Mexico.

      Have a good time, it sounds a hell of a lot better than what Im doing.

    1. DOOMco

      that’ll be fun.

    2. Trial balloon? Fire the low-level official if the outrage builds up too much, or back her up if the polls support her statement?

    3. Somalian Road Corporation

      Candice Jackson, who leads the Education Department’s Office for Civil Rights, told the New York Times that for most sexual assault investigations, there’s “not even an accusation that these accused students overrode the will of a young woman.”

      “Rather, the accusations — 90% of them — fall into the category of ‘we were both drunk,’ ‘we broke up, and six months later I found myself under a Title IX investigation because she just decided that our last sleeping together was not quite right,’” she said.

      Compare and contrast with the last administration. Elections have consequences, or so I’ve been told.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Here’s a thought: go to the police if you believe a crime was committed. Why are Department of Ed functionaries adjudicating allegations of rape, for fuck’s sake?

        1. Somalian Road Corporation

          So it can be tried in star chamber alternate courts with “preponderance of feelz” instead of “reasonable doubt” as the standard.

          1. Hyperion

            Every woman deserves to be believed.

        2. Hyperion

          Because a lot of leftists including Obama and many who were in his administration, believe that academia should rule the world. They’re the smartest people alive, after all, so it’s just right they get to be cops and courts as well.

      2. kbolino

        The comment alarmed some advocates for sexual assault victims, including Jess Davidson, the managing director of the group End Rape on Campus.

        “That statement put a pit in my stomach when I read it,” she told TIME , because it came from the “person who is nationally in charge of investigating all of these cases.”

        That’s not how this works. That is not how any of this works.

        A 2015 study published in the journal Violence Against Women found that the prevalence of false allegations of sexual assault falls between 2% and 10%.

        A 2015 study published in the journal Offers from Nigerian Princes found that the prevalence of false claims of African royalty falls between 2% and 10%.

        1. kbolino

          That second comment isn’t really fair. There are real rapes, both reported and unreported. This “I had sex voluntarily but regretted it later” bullshit just makes it harder for genuine victims to get justice.

        2. SimonD

          I know I’m late, but that 2 to 10% number is for allegations that are:

          1. Brought to the cops, not to the feminism diversity office and soda fountain.
          2. Determined by the cops to be a false accusation, rather than ‘cannot be proven’ (for that to happen, the woman basically needs to recant).

          That’s pure apples and hand grenades from Miss Davison. She’s comparing questionable she said/who cares what he said vs cases that were actuallly brought by the police.

    4. Raven Nation

      From Jackson’s Wikipedia page:

      “She authored the 2005 book Their Lives: Women Targeted by the Clinton Machine, concerning the biographies of Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick, all of whom reported sexual harassment or abuse by former president Bill Clinton. Jackson coordinated the appearance of several of these women in a press conference before the October 9, 2016, presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. She also produced a 2015 video profiling Kathy Shelton, a survivor of a child sexual assault whose assailant was represented in court by Hillary Clinton in the 1970s”

      1. Viking1865

        So she actually fights against actual sexual assault and those who would blame the victims of sexual assault?

        Delicious.

  33. commodious spittoon

    Have any of you used a product like this to fix a coolant leak? My leak is bad and getting worse.

    1. commodious spittoon

      The shop wanted to replace the water pump, hoses, and belt, but I’m hoping I can get away with a bandaid fix because the price they quoted would put a good dent in another used car if I have to go that route. And given the head gasket is getting ready to go, I might have to in the near future.

      1. Vhyrus

        What kind of car is it? a water pump is usually a pretty easy job, you might want to look into doing it yourself.

        1. commodious spittoon

          2003 Subie Outback. I’ve been looking at videos, but I am not a very hands-on kinda guy. The biggest job I’ve done myself was replacing an alternator in another car, and that was pretty much a plug-and-play situation.

          1. DOOMco

            Waterpumps aren’t too bad in general, just a little messier than the alternator.
            If it isn’t the radiator or the heater core, go for it. a used water pump with a new gasket and hoses is a good call.
            I’d also shop around for other quotes.

          2. Vhyrus

            god dammit if you pour stop leak into a subaru I will hunt you down.

          3. westernsloper

            True that. The only thing that should be poured into a Subaru are five really drunk hippy chics who said they want to take you home for some sexy time. Other than that, Subaru’s should be avoided.

          4. DOOMco

            that and oil. they looooove oil.

          5. commodious spittoon

            Okay, okay 😀 I won’t. Thank you, that’s exactly what I needed to hear. And it seems pretty dubious anyway.

    2. Vhyrus

      Do you love your car? Do you think of it as a long term investment that you plan to keep for many years and/or possibly make a decent trade with later on? Then DON’T EVER USE STOP LEAK!

      If this is just a beater car you want to keep running a little longer and don’t give a shit about, then go for it.

      1. Raven Nation

        Yeah, this is pretty much what I did to an old car of mine. Stop Leak basically clogged the radiator.

        1. DOOMco

          It really is meant for “i need to get home, and it’s worth a lot of cleaning time and money tomorrow”

    3. DOOMco

      Where’s the leak at?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Haven’t the slightest. I am pretty pathetic when it comes to auto maintenance.

        1. DOOMco

          how many miles?

          1. commodious spittoon

            ~160k, but the engine was replaced maybe 6 years ago

        2. Tundra

          Any white smoke?

          1. commodious spittoon

            None. Just the leak and intermittently heating up. Never to the red line, but above its normal range. That’s when I know to top off, but it’s getting to every other day.

          2. Tundra

            Water pump. Easy peasy. Vhyrus can probably walk you through it.

          3. westernsloper

            Ya, good question. How do you know the head gasket is on it’s way out spittoon?

          4. Tundra

            Because it’s a Subaru ☺️

          5. DOOMco

            That’s why engines are so cheap!

          6. Vhyrus

            As someone that just had to have the headgasket replaced on his STi, fuck you.

          7. commodious spittoon

            The last time I took it in, I think to get the emission system looked at, the mechanic (same place) told me the head gasket is probably next to go. It IS getting up there.

          8. westernsloper

            I would hope the head gasket would last longer than 160k. I drove a Nissan truck and had to replace water pump, alternator…..etc as it aged. All the externals, but the thing was going great when I sold it and it had 320+K. I never touched a head gasket. Great little trucks those 90’s era Nissans were.

          9. Vhyrus

            Subaru head gaskets are known to be fragile. I blew one at 100k cause my radiator blew and I didn’t notice it immediately.

        3. commodious spittoon

          I’m guessing it’s a seal on the water pump, though, since the shop was so eager to pull it.

          And I might have let them, too, except when I picked it up for the weekend because they couldn’t get to it right away, I arrived home in a cloud of steam. They never put the coolant cap back on! It was still sitting wedged up under the hood, which wasn’t fully latched. Pissed me off so much I’ve been topping off since.

          1. DOOMco

            I’d try a gasket.
            Check the hoses, I had a crack on the hose at the bottom of the radiator, right behind the clamp. it only leaked when it was hot. It was just a little wet on the clamp if I let it sit for a minute.

        4. Michael

          Does it have those stupid spring loaded hose clamps that the Japanese auto manufacturers insist on using? If so, I would replace those with proper worm gear clamps.

          1. DOOMco

            Ha! I have one left on mine. Luckily it’s on a heater hose I shouldn’t need to touch for a long time.

    4. Mad Scientist

      Do NOT put that stuff in your coolant system. It may seal your leak. It will also seal up passages in your radiator and heater core.

    5. westernsloper

      Since commod asked a car question, I have one. Any of you gear heads ever done a lift on a truck? I have an older Excursion that needs some major front end work, as in probably all bushings/whatever wears out needs replacing. When I bought it I wanted to give it a couple inch lift for better off roading, and wondered if what comes in a lift kit would pretty much cover all the wear outables in the front end like tie rods and the like.

      1. DOOMco

        Stay away from rough country- not firsthand knowledge.
        Most kits will have all you need or almost all you could need.
        I think the Excursion is close to the same as a 350? You might be able to just use a 350 suspension and get some height and rigidity.

        1. westernsloper

          I think they are built on the 250 frame. Not sure if it is the same suspension. They are lower to the ground than than the trucks, so I imagine they are not. The thing is great. You can fit a full sheet of plywood in the back. I couldn’t do that with my Dodge 2500. I got rid of that because of all the diesel exhaust issues. They won’t let a diesel run efficiently these days. It was a pain in the ass and too much shop time for cleaning of the exhaust.

      2. Mad Scientist

        A lift will alter the suspension geometry, and you’ll be wearing out those bushings even faster.

        1. westernsloper

          I was thinking nothing more than 2 inches. The thing is so long it drags belly on some stuff/water bars and the like. Do you think that minor lift would change it that much?

          1. Mad Scientist

            I’m not saying you shouldn’t do it. Having suspension parts wear out faster is a lot better than splitting open the fuel tank when you bounce it over a rock. Just be aware that bushings and the like will wear out faster from the lift, even if the truck never ones goes off road.

          2. DOOMco

            1 inch won’t do much, and a good company should be accounting for those differences. offset bearings, angle corrections.
            This also happens which is why land cruisers need to have their axles cut and rewelded for stuff over 4″. more than that and you start needing to adjust how your transmission and transfer sit.

          3. westernsloper

            Huh. Who knew. Thanks, that was interesting.

    6. commodious spittoon

      Thanks, everyone. I will try to track down the leak this weekend. Let you know how it goes.

      Or I’ll finally learn to ride the family motorcycle.

      1. thepasswordispassword

        If it’s been sitting I hope you know how to clean and jet a carburetor.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Always gotta be something, doesn’t it

          1. Mad Scientist

            Ethanol is a bitch.

  34. westernsloper

    Busch, who has a commercial pilot’s license

    Uh, not anymore. I am not sure how he maintained it other than by lying about medications. And what the hell is a woman doing wanting to have a child with that guy? She didn’t hear about his past dead girlfriends? Dude is the Ted Kennedy of the beer world.

    1. Zunalter

      And what the hell is a woman doing wanting to have a child with that guy?

      I assume you can point to a few hundred million reasons someone would take those odds.

      1. westernsloper

        good point

    1. Zunalter

      I don’t like know which I love more, the song, or the fact that this video actually existed in an uncut form.

      1. DOOMco

        the fact that someone saw that song in the original video is amazing.

    2. Vhyrus

      I’m bumping this on my way home

  35. Suthenboy

    Common tactic for agw scammers: take some regular but not well known natural occurance and sensationalize it then blame global warming. Pure chicken little.

    Notice all the Weasley headlines – among the largest…, one of the largest…., largest in recent history….

    It’s their usual attempt to deceive. After a few years of accelerated growth ( from global cooling) the ice sheet breaks off in larger chunks. This giant ice burg isn’t unusual or even the largest ever in human history by a long shot.

    1. commodious spittoon

      “If it remains intact at calving, 6000km2 LarsenC iceberg will be 3rd largest recorded since satellite tracking began”

      So third biggest ever recorded (since, what, the 70s?), if it remains intact… which means larger sections may have calved in separate pieces, which wouldn’t have gotten as much attention.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Since 1979. So third largest single-break calving in the past half-century.

        I think we’ll survive.

    2. Akira

      I especially enjoy when they say that some weather event is “the largest in world history”. How would they possibly know that?? Did they have monitoring stations set up in the ancient world? Weather has only been reliably measured for the past century at best.

      1. leonadasiv

        Everything before that was perfect and idyllic. Before capitalism and industrialization, humans loved in a veritable Garden of Eden.

        1. Rhywun

          The Other Place had a very strange piece today which said, in a nutshell, “everybody knows AGW is real duh, so why aren’t they buying the science behind the damage caused by minimum wage”.

          1. leonadasiv

            I saw that article. I thought it was a stupid idea. I’m not a fan of stooping to un-scientific tactics. Especially with something like econ.

  36. Juvenile Bluster

    From 2013, but someone I know posted it on Facebook. Especially since things have gotten worse since then. Also, this is the first Slate article I’ve ever agreed with.

    Hoppy beer is awful and brewers should stop making it

    1. Vhyrus

      As someone that hates bitter beer I actually agree with this argument. Beer should not taste like I’m eating a grapefruit rind.

    2. thepasswordispassword

      For the longest time I thought I hated beer because the only thing people would drink in Boulder were IPAs. Since then I’ve gotten into sweet/sour beers, dark malty beers and can even appreciate American Lager on a hot day. But every ninny with brew kit seems to think they just need to pour on the hops, add a dash of some flavor or another and they’ve got something amazing. It’s like the deviantArt of alcohol.

      1. DOOMco

        *hides open citradelic*
        we do not!

    3. Hyperion

      Hoppy beer is not awful. Beer that is TOO hoppy and thus too bitter is awful. Like pretty much every IPA ever created.

    4. Non-hoppy beer is awful, too.

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      Meh. I can go for an IPA at the moment.

  37. Gray Ghost

    OT: Brett, you’ve mentioned liking Charlie Stross’s Laundry Files, so I’m picking on you. (Anyone else who’s read them, chime in too.) I was a gigantic fan of the series, but hadn’t read the last few. Unintentionally skipped over the Rhesus one and am about 2/3 through The Annihilation Score. (Aside, I could type Annihilation until I’m 100, and still botch it w/o autocorrect.)

    Anyway, when did Stross drink about two gallons of Social Justice kool-aid? Am I the one who’s not getting it? I don’t remember in previous books, whether Laundry or his other stuff, the constant whining about this and that political issue, or the complaining about a lack of diversity, or the ham-fisted metaphors for terrorism and Islam in the UK. Usually, his (to use TV Tropes’s language) assorted Take That! was done wryly. E.g., the bit about the Septagons in the Iron Sunrise universe getting poetic justice for their Libertarianism. This book is a lot less subtle about it. Even in something as recent as Rule 34, I don’t remember the tone being the above.

    It’s been detracting from a series I’m normally a fanatic about. Annoying, considering how long I’d waited between reading Apocalypse Codex and this.

    1. Rhywun

      I’ve only read the first book; haven’t been motivated to read any of the others.

  38. Hyperion

    Lions and tigers and Russians and… sex bots, oh my!

    What’s that smell? Oh yes, more shitty britches. So you make a premise about sentience and you run with that. Never mind that you don’t even seem to know what sentience is. Get back to me when someone proves that a machine is sentient.

    1. Rhywun

      “I’ll name mine June Cleaver and she’ll have no knowledge feminism ever happened.”

      LOL the Mirror readers don’t seem to be on board with the panic.

      1. Hyperion

        You’re joking, but right there is a perfect example of why feminists are terrified over sexbots.

        1. Rhywun

          “Make me a sammich, June Cleaverbot!”

    2. leonadasiv

      I love how it says it raises moral dilemmas. Call me old fashioned, but I think that the mortality of the issue is something that could be sorted out already.

    3. thepasswordispassword
  39. Viking1865

    I started a Glibertarians Discord.

    https://discord.gg/5aKBR2E

    Basically its a little real time chat server.

    1. leonadasiv

      Hmm I’m getting a 500 error.

    2. Rhywun

      a white man who simply asked for a cigarette

      Jesus, he really has hit rock bottom.

    3. leonadasiv

      He will not divide us!

    4. Agent Cooper

      I’ll just state I hope he gets the help he needs, finds sobriety and a newfound purpose in life.