STEVE SMITH DO LINKS TONIGHT – BIG FUNNY HEAD IS RACING NOW. STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE CAR RACING – PREFER FOOT CHASE. EASIER TO CATCH HIKER THAT WAY. AND BY “CATCH”, MEAN “RAPE”. OK, NOW LINKS.
- STEVE SMITH SURE THIS WILL WORK! HOW COULD NOT?
- STEVE SMITH ALSO SURE THIS WILL WORK. WHO ELSE BETTER?
- THIS NOT STEVE SMITH’S FAULT. NO STD CAN LAND ON STEVE SMITH AND LIVE!
- THESE ONLY WORDS NEED TO KNOW BEFORE LAUGHING AT FUNNY NEWSPAPER; “We don’t know where the money will come from, or even how much it would cost overall.” REMIND STEVE SMITH OF JOEFROMLOWELL.
IF STEVE SMITH HEAR HOW BIG FUNNY HEAD DO IN RACE, HE TELL YOU…HIS WHAT HE CALL YOU? BRUTALS? CHOSEN ONES? STEVE SMITH CHOSE MANY ONES… FOR BRUTAL RAPE!
How long until the first jihad against an infidel Muppet?
Wow, hooray for me. Top of the world, ma!
I believe they’ve already called a fatwah against Kermit for eating pork.
Ew, was that a Miss Piggy oral sex joke?
Why are fat girls good at oral? Because they have to be.
Ew, was that a Miss Piggy oral sex joke?
Yes, yes it was.
Is there any way that anyone actually thinks this is a cute idea in a Muslim country?
A good chunk of Afghani population, including a number of males, I bet.
The ones who don’t chop people to bits when they say something they disagree with, though, so they won’t end up in charge.
Well the Palestinians already have Mickey Mouse on their side.
I like kids (well, the IDEA of kids) but that shit brings my blood to a boil. Makes me want to kill them all and let the woodchipper sort them out.
It’s disgusting.
I expected an article about California’s attempt to pass single-payer.
The pussies already pussied out on that. As soon as they found out that they are likely to get a giant bailout from the rest of the country. I mean it’s not like Republicans could stop them, but I’m surprised they haven’t already claimed that.
‘not likely’
Colorado tried that last election. It was STOMPED 80% to 20% on the vote. It gave me faith even the progressive idiots in this state see a job killing increase in taxes for what it is even when it is presented as the “right thing to do”. The down side is, 20% of voters voted for it. My guess is they are from California.
The other Colorodo progs just thought Hillary would do single payer after she, so no need for a state system.
*’after she won*
I didn’t think of that. Good point.
Head racing?
Whoever gets the guy to come first wins?
Don’t look at me.
Nice.
I’m not sure if it’s a photo artifact, but the Qatari leaders headdress sure looks pointy and kkk-ish.
That would put a lot of SJWs in a qatarish quandary, I’d think. Would they still be against a travel ban on people from Qatar dressed as KKK members?
Probably not, they’d just blame white western males for it.
Crikey, you’re right! The guy must be a KKK witch or something. Grand Wizard?
It’s ironic that the left has locked themselves in so tightly with the practitioners of the religion of peace, who is the closest thing to a modern KKK there is. They, as a culture, have grievances with every group of people those 3 letters represent.
I remember a social justice freakout about a year ago over the use of ‘negro’ in Brazilian television. If that isn’t pure ignorance I don’t know what is.
Idiots. it’s quite common to use that word in Brazil to refer to blacks. It literally means black. There’s a TV show on Globo called ‘Tres Negras’, about 3 black women. It’s either that or preto, which also means black. American progs have to be the dumbest people on the planet.
It’s not surprising that bigots see bigotry everywhere.
Yeti Imperial Stout is good beer.
Went the other direction with a Samuel Adams Summer Ale.
You have chosen wisely.
That’s not a bad beer.
I like a good stout, but my beer drinking is very seasonal and I prefer lighter ales and lagers during the summer.
I’ll drink stouts and porters year round, but I like good wheat beers and good pilsners.
Loving me the Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager this year. Pairs nicely with a Left Hand Brewing Nitro Milk Stout too.
I can only drink porters or stouts when it’s chilly or cold. Wheat beer, I really like heffies like like Ayinger.
Ayinger Brau Weisse
This is one of the best heffies you can get that doesn’t come out of a tap. Highly recommend this one.
If you want a truly great tap heffie that you can drink your fill of and then grab a couple growlers of, The Frankenmuth Brewery in Michigan has maybe the best one I’ve ever had.
I like everything I’ve had from Ayinger.
Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat is good go-to beer in the summer.
Haven’t tried that one, JD, I’ll have to check it out. I’ve had Goose Island Ale, which I enjoyed.
For me, summer means cream ale.
I’ve stuck with cachaca and lime, sometimes other fruit, for about a week now. Besides the mead I drank last night. That stuff will kick your ass.
Mead? Tell me more please.
Charm City Meadworks
Looks good! No distribution outside of Maryland I see.
It’s good. And will give you one hell of a nice buzz.
Son of a fucking bitch. How is it I’ve lived here for 3 fucking years and just now find out we have home alcohol delivery? Since 2015!
*face palm. Runs to bedroom and hides in shame*
All you glibs and your fancy drinks. I’m just pleased as punch to punish my liver with cheap ol Red Dog
What’s Red Dog? I’ve never heard of it. Where do you live?
I linked to an ad from the 90s in the last post. It’s a beer made by miller,came out in the 90s, was billed as ‘premium beer’. I live in Wisconsin, home of miller, so they still sell it here, not sure where else. $10 for a 30 pack! Premium! (but seriously, it is my favorite beer)
I’ve never seen it before. I guess the closest I’ve never lived to Wisconsin is Indiana, but I can’t recall ever seeing it. But then again, I had never seen Yuengling before I moved to MD.
Don’t like to over think my beer, so I don’t know nothin bout ‘hoppiness’ or such, but here is what wiki has to say bout that. “Red Dog was introduced in 1994 and is brewed with two barley malts and five varieties of American hops.”
That could mean anything, it’s depending on the amounts of those things in the brewing process. When I first started drinking beer, it was Busch, Coors, Budweiser, etc. That’s all you could buy where I was at. Then one of our local carry outs, got in a some Christian Moerlein, which me and my friends just went crazy over, because we’d never had anything like that before and bought every single case they had delivered for 2-3 years. I would describe it as a Marzen like beer. Then I discovered Heineken and to this day, that along with Stella Artois are my favorite beers.
Today, all the rage is IPA’s with crazy names. I can’t stand any of them as they’re just bitter and all taste pretty much the same. That amount of heavy bitterness just covers up any subtleties to me. Your Red Dog is probably much better.
It’s a slightly sweet taste, kind of malty, low carbination. I dunno, like I said, don’t like to overthink it. I like, that’s all I care about.
As long as you like it, that’s all that matters.
Aren’t Leinie’s owned by one of the conglomerates now?
Lienie’s is owned by miller, but still have their own facility (at least for the local distribution, don’t know bout elswheres)
Red dog kills you from inside out. Horrible things, like warty things, happen to your posterior and your head hurts so bad you want to die.
Do not drink red dog.
Meh, they’ll tell you the same thing about Strohs. You just need to build up a tolerance, drink a couple 30 packs each week for a few years and you be fine.
WHO ELSE BETTER?
Well, the French (along with the British) are part of the reason the Middle East is fucked.
Look, you commie!, don’t be selling the United States short, we’ve fucked up the Middle East plenty!
We’re just the younger sibling playing catch-up.
+1 Sykes-Picot
Yeah it couldn’t possibly be the people in the Middle East. Britain and England only came to power cuz everyone was nice to them and they never had any wars.
I hear the Turks make a nice lounge couch and foot rest combo.
*posts link to far side cartoon I can’t find, with two guys lounging with their feet up, and one saying “see? Now this is what our empire should be about”*
You don’t know me, but I will know you.
How dare you post links like that
I’m on you now. You are fucking with me now
Let’s see who you are
Watch your back, bitch
You and your pillow talk
Your meme skills are on point, your linking prowess known world-wide, but not even you can make that thing a copypasta.
Call me if you want a conversation. I will have it with you. You are such a piece of shit. Call me. Don’t be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don’t call, you’re just afraid. Call me.
Get a room
See, he’s starting to slightly, just slightly push himself over the line of ‘cool uncle’ to ‘teacher who thinks he’s totally hip with the youths, yo.’
I never really noticed it before, but this STEVE SMITH fellow sure does seem to like rape a lot.
The Steve Smith thing is some of the funniest stuff ever on the intertoobz. I spent years, almost a decade over at TSTSNBN and I somehow didn’t know what Steve Smith was all about, until I asked here. Then I read the original threads over there. Had one of the best ROFLMAO moments in a really long time. The last time I remember laughing that hard was when someone over there posted a pic of Rob Ford, apparently high as a kite with a bright red face during a public event in Toronto.
RIP Rob Ford, one of the few times US decided to emulate Canada’s bad idea instead of the other way around…
Unfortunately, the U.S. even came up with the crack cocaine smoking Mayor of a major city idea first.
Canada, sadly, did it better.
Makes me feel sad for the rest.
USMNT blow two penalty kicks in ten minutes.
BTW I think the fouled player should take it – this BS jockeying for who’s gonna take it is crap.
And yet they got the result they needed.
Gibberish, pure gibberish. Or is it “gliberish’?
TELL ZARDOZ TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY – HE WON THE LAST RACE BY A NOSE.
AND WATCH OUT FOR HOMER – THEY SAY HE CHEATS BUT, IRONICALLY, HE’S NEVER BEEN BUSTED.
Donahhue logic – Trump presidency is America’s darkest political moment, and no one care argue with that. But that whole impeachment thing, by golly? Just not that popular.
“All of a sudden we got a crotch-grabber for a President.”
Trump is absolutely the first lecherous old man to hold the office. Never been one before him.
Ben Franklin was president of PA and he was quite the pussy grabber. Does that count? What about slick Willy? He ever grab a pussy?
I sure cant think of aby darker moments.
:reports Phil to authorities claiming he’s a communist sympathizer:
Phil Fucking Donahue is still alive?
But again, it’s the standard ‘Trump rips people’s masks off to show what utter scum and hypocrites they are’. The President can murder hundreds of children. That’s fine. The President can bomb one of the only pharmaceutical factories in a third world country. They don’t care. The President can massively expand the surveillance state? It’s in our best interests. The President can throw people in jail for their political opinions.
But if the President is boorish and says uncouth things? LIKE OMG GUYS HE’S JUST THE WORST EVER OH GOD OH GOD.
It cannot be stressed enough what a collection of hysterical, backwards idiots these people are.
Ask them why and you’ll primarily hear ranting about the pussy-grabbin’ and about “alternative facts.” These people shallow and ignorant.
STEVE SMITH fishing.
I heart you! Such a fine example of what proper English culture can do with willing clay…
Somebody remind me why I keep clicking HM links?
(((mind control)))
Click it? I watched that twice. What does that make me?
Reminded me of why I only swim naked in a pool though. Speaking of that, who has a pool?
Never Again!
Dude, if you didn’t learn after the cummies…
This one is somehow creepier
DON’T LOOK BACK TO CHECK ON HER, SHE’LL…NEVER MIND.
Go on…
I WAS GOING TO WARN ZARDOZ SHE’LL TURN YOU INTO STONE BUT THEN I REALIZED…
THAT ZARDOZ HAS BEEN TO REHAB AND WON’T GET STONED
HE STILL GETS HIGH.
My powers are kind of gone what with the slicing.
I wondered why Rhywun’s avatar looks so disturbing yet familiar.
“and when yer sliding into home and pustules start to form, Gonorrhea! Gonorreah!”
I’ll just let that misspell set for awhile.
BIG FUNNY HEAD IS RACING NOW. STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE CAR RACING
When I was at the parts store today they had their shop sponsored car parked out front ready for the demolition derby at the county fair next week. It is full on automotive idiocy and a beautiful thing. I didn’t have my phone with me but I will get pics tomorrow when I go to town.
I have always wanted to participate in a demolition derby. It’s so American. If I can find a LTD that runs at all in the 500 dollar range, I’d jump on it and enter it in the next one.
America, FUCK YEAH!
U need an Impala to kick ass in a derby
They are great. I have only been to a few of them, and I forgot they do it every year here. The car I saw today had straight pipes about 18″ long coming straight right up out of the hood off the exhaust manifolds. It is a disgusting beat up car and I could not even determine what it was. Pure beauty.
A former sister-in-law tried her hand at a demolition derby using a car my older brother and her were going to get rid of. I don’t remember which car. I don’t think it was the hand-me-down Volare wagon, but it was so long ago I can’t remember.
Anyways, she had fun.
If I drive through Eastern Washington in the summer, I’m definitely gonna check out the Combine derby.
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE HIM – HE’S A MEAN MEDITATOR.
Nah, just lazy and doesn’t care to involve himself in other people’s drama. My kinda guy.
It is no surprise to see Portlandia won the STD olympics. Patchouli oil is not an effective antibiotic.
The city does have two things going for it. Powell’s Books is a treasure, and they have some excellent micro-breweries. Last year after my elk hunt I went to Powell’s and met an authentic patchouli smelling, auburn dreadlocks, libertarian woman in the geology section. She had a great T-shirt she made herself of “Who is John Galt?” in a dozen languages including (((theirs))). At first I thought she was being all “ironic” but she saw my copy of “Free to Choose” and spoke highly of it. She thought my idea of giving it to my 3yo granddaughter was interesting. She was funny and made a good drinking companion at the pizza and beer place across the street. Who would have thunk it?
And then, dear reader, you married her?
No, she had gonorrhea, keep up with the topic.
Give a hoot, read the links!
Not mutually exclusive.
Dear Rod and Gun Club Letters, You’ll never believe what happened last Wednesday, but…
There are a few of us libertarians lurking about in PDX. I haven’t ran into many though. At least the opportunities for triggering liberals are numerous and plentiful.
I keep my head down.
Two words………Gustave Lynton. (I am sure I spelled his name wrong, but pretty sure he is gonorrhea case 0)
Canada once again learns from US, gets in on statue retardation.
Not the famous Cornwallis who commanded in American Revolution, his uncle, so I guess we can’t just sell the statue to the Yanks?
Now they’ll sell tickets, and only unveil the statue to show to ticket holders.
Which means…
wait for it…
Watch out for scalpers.
Though hath punned too far
They re-named a municipal park in my city last year. You want the park, you pay for the up-keep, cocksuckers. Fuck, I hate these people. We were doing fine until they built a Uni here that basically only grants degrees in “whatever studies”. Twenty years later, these are the people in charge. Nice work, Assholes.
Not the famous Cornwallis who commanded in American Revolution, his uncle, so I guess we can’t just sell the statue to the Yanks?
I was wondering about that. Too lazy to look it up though, so thanks.
:smirk:
Is that a Canadian in-joke? Who’s Elizabeth Marshall?
I think he’s laughing at the fact she’s got a white name. It’s pretty common in the more ‘connected’ reserves up here.
What’s among the whitest names you can think of?
Dakota.
I dunno but she should be ashamed of herself for using a slave name.
In Canada east of Ontario a lot of the Indian tribes had a Great Jesusing when the Jesuits and other groups showed up four hundred years ago, so a lot of them have rolled with their ‘Christian names’ for centuries but some throw in a native middle name nowadays. See, for example, this famous Indian-Canadian military standoff between Brad Larocque and Patrick Cloutier.
“This had to be one of the most joyous days I’ve experienced in a long, long time,” she said. “I never anticipated we would start a new relationship with the settler peoples because we’ve always been excluded from everything.”
“Hey, why do Canadians largely view Amerindians as entitled little shits sucking up tax dollars? Could it possibly have something to do with their spokespersons?”
Hey, just because their culture is based on stealing and catch as catch can doesn’t mean it is without merit. Cousin lovin’ is pretty alright so long as she’s good-looking enough and you can keep the blood line chugging along. I lived and worked with these people for two decades and their worldview is for lack of a better word, retarded.
that’s all i have to say about that.
Haven’t seen that in a while.
First saw it on HBO in the late 90s. Later when I found it again I surprised to find out it was the South Park guys. That scene was the one that stuck in my head for years.
Wow, thanks for linking this! We’ve rarely had HBO and I never heard of this before, despite seeing every episode of South Park a dozen times (as well as the South Park movie, Team America, Orgazmo, even Baseketball). Firing it up to watch now.
I believe Matt and Trey made it while they were still in film school.
I’m watching it now. You can definitely see their early roots of everything comedic. The opening part where it says they’ve removed the violence , only to follow with a grotesquely violent cannibal scene is hysterical.
LINCOLN IS A FORMIDABLE COMPETITOR, HE PERSISTS UNTIL THE END…ALMOST.
THIS GUY IS VERY COMPETITIVE…SO DON’T LET HIM “BULLY” YOU.
Bully!
“WHEN I WIN THE RACE, OLMEC ZARDOZ REGRET HE EVER CHALLENGED ME.”
“STEVE SMITH ALSO SURE THIS WILL WORK. WHO ELSE BETTER?”
It’s really cute how the French think that anyone takes them seriously.
Gonorrhea among Gay men reaches epidemic proportions, Women and Children hardest hit!
…phrasing?
Hey, come on now! They don’t hand those little cardboard “Press” cards to just anyone, nowadays! Oh… waitaminute…
MAJOR SCANDAL AS THESE GUYS ARE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE STONE-HEAD RACES.
I haven’t posted in ages. I rarely get to read the links and by the time I do you east coasters have already migrated on.
Nonetheless I wish to update you all on the progress of my cannabusiness.
We move to our new 10 acre farm in 2 weeks. Our existing location is stocked up in anticipation of moving to the new space. It’s a sea of beautiful green plants. We started the latest harvest this week to take down the plants that are finishing flowering this week and next and we have some really nice bud from it Nice big colas that are hard as rocks. Much better yield than the previous. By eye I’d say about 3-4x our last harvest and about 2x as good a quality. We’ll know for sure once we test it. We’ve timed it well. Just as we finish drying and curing the bud from this harvest it will be time to move to the farm and reload the existing facility. We’ll get one full harvest from the farm this year, and two more from the existing facility. Then we’ll only be running the existing one for about 6 mo. while we focus on getting the rec license approval.
After that it will kick into really high gear. We’ll need to have 3000 plants ready to go in April when we get the license so we are busy planning how to do that while staying legal.
We crossed a revenue milestone a couple of weeks ago: 50k. Which may not seem like much, but we’ve had only one small harvest and some side money from selling clones and teens.
Current harvest will push us well over 100k in revenue. And we think by the end of the year we’ll have hit the 1/4 million mark. most of that is being poured back into the business. Buying land, paying our head gardener and our new maintenance supervisor / construction boss, and setting up a war chest for the rec grow build out on the new property.
Made about 250 RSO / ISO capsules today, and still have plenty of oil left. Barely put a dent in it. At 2-5 dollars per capsule that’s some decent revenue, though most of these are samples.
As always, I welcome questions and will answer if possible.
Good news! Thanks for sharing!
You hand them out at local playgrounds, right?
Of course he does, why do you think they call it dope!?
Yeah, no. I don’t give those out to anyone but people who already partake.
I remember talking to you when you first posted about this. But don’t remember much of the detail. I’m jealous, sounds like fun.
“it will kick into really high gear”
“don’t remember much of the detail”
Questions? You hiring?
That is great news. Good luck to you all. And I was serious about the hiring question.
Not any more at this point. We eventually will once the Rec build out is complete. We’ll need growers and trimmers.
I was going to make a snarky reply, but the site logged me out in the 10 minutes between when I opened it and when I tried to comment.
Congrats, man. I’m sure you’ve said, but where are you located?
In Oregon.
Some Shodo for your Saturday night. Wish I were better at it, but being a lefty makes it hard. Anyways, it’s relaxing just watching.
Oh. Shodo wasn’t a euphemism. I am disappoint.
Sigh. Fine.
So shodo isn’t thicc Nipponese girls? Cancel one word-search party.
Relaxing? That kind of stressed me out and gave me a front of the head headache.
Really? I love watching the brush being dragged across the paper. Same with Western calligraphy. Just cool.
I wanted him to get on with it already. Do you really have to go over the same spot three times and then a dab? then a swish there? I may be broken though. I am a mono-linguist of the worst order. Bits and pieces of who knows how many languages, but can only speak or write one. Basically stereotypical american patheticness.
It’s highly stylized. The muscle control the guy has is what impresses me.
Heh. I can read French at about an 8th grade level and understand it but fucked if I can speak a word fluently. I took six years of French lessons and went on an exchange program to Montreal when I was 14. Maybe I’m just dim…
There are no “happy accidents” with this Japanese Bob Ross, are there?
Join me or die! Can you do any less?
What he does with a palette knife.. shudders.
I doubt it. Very deliberate style.
In all seriousness, thanks for the video. The man swings a mean brush.
You’re an artist IIRC?
That was nearly as stupid as the noodle guy that HM posted about a couple weeks ago. No wonder they always lose at war.
I fling paint for a living, but I’m not not an artist. I can fake the gaps in a serious artist’s work, but I’m just moving paint. And then somebody pays me.
That’s awesome. I’m a middling draftsman with a few clever ideas but never really did anything with it except for satirical work that my friends would enjoy. Color eludes me but I’m a dab hand at pencil and charcoal.
Had to bail out, just about fell asleep.
Is this the part where we say what the blots look like to us? Cause Socotra, penis, crowbar, tomahawk, bird feather.
“What do you mean *I’m* perverted? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures!”
SMDH like anyone writes by hand anymore.
JK, love it. And I concur that it’s not suited for lefties.
I spend an hour a day practicing my handwriting. I’ve been told by a Japanese coworker that the way I write looks like I’m writing a ransom letter.
I’ve had some Chinese lessons but any attempt at conversation or writing with a native is met by a blank stare. And I am fairly sure it’s not me.
Lovely. Why is it lefty unfriendly?
I’ve only taken a couple classes, but the teacher made me use my right hand. It’s not lefty unfriendly really. You just don’t do it with your left hand. Reasons.
Well that other lady seems to be able to do it without her hands.
Ah, everything in Japanese and Chinese art/calligraphy (same thing) is so stylized – there is only *the* way.
It certainly isn’t ADHD friendly.
How do the Japanese view lefties? Is it some sort of defect?
Used to be completely suppressed by society, but not anymore except in vestigial ways like Shodo and kyudo (archery).
kyudo (archery)
That is total crap. You can get the exact same results with lefties.
This is how it was explained to me.. I’ve never done it, but I’ve been told that’s how it’s done. Maybe it’s changed. I don’t know.
Its sounds like a product of ritual than rationality. The several of the top English longbowmen have been left-handed and their work is a hell of a lot more impressive.
Wiki: “All kyūdō archers hold the bow in their left hand and draw the string with their right, so that all archers face the higher position (kamiza) while shooting”.
Yeah, it’s ridiculous, but that’s how it’s done. Sometimes I think the entire culture is Aspy.
Lars Andersen would make them flip their shit.
It’s because the language is written left-to-right and the strokes are “designed” to be applied with a right hand. It’s not all that different with our cursive – you may notice that lefties always have terrible handwriting.
“Always”. Tsk, tsk. I can’t write the way a righty can, but they can write the way I can either.
Don’t I know it. I’m old enough that my awful handwriting was considered a huge problem. My grandmother wanted to change me.
What is handwriting?
GOODNIGHT, ZARDOZ, AND GOOD LUCK IN THE RACE – TRY TO AVOID HAVING ANY HEAD-ON COLLISIONS.
*narrows gaze*
If you scroll down a bit there are two actually good letters to the editor on the subject.
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/letters-a-tale-of-two-chicagos/
(click on that instead of scrolling down from the first story, because below that one there’s an editorial about how wonderful a soda tax is and how stupid everyone is for not liking it and it’s going to bring in so much money and if you don’t support it you want people to die. And you don’t want to read that.)
Of course not. Their policies deliberately punish productive work and enlarge the free-shit brigade. Coincidentally, these people get reelected over and over again.
Larry Craig gets it.
I just noticed the article picture. Yeti Imperial Stout.
YETI IMPERIAL STOUT STEVE SMITH FAVORITE BEER AND BY BEER MEAN RAPE.
Crikey, my wife is drunk. She’s never drunk. Well I mean almost never. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do, I feel like a parent and I hate that.
I just ordered a VR headset.
Drunk wives. Tread carefully.
Now she’s cooking crayfish and singing. Lol, I’m scared.
What have you wanted to try that she was reluctant to do?
Nah, she isn’t inviting 2 of her Brazilian girlfriends over tonight for a foursome, and my face is looking too purty for a good slapping right now.
Yer gonna get “Rape-Raped” later. Just lie back and think of Glibertopia.
We all have to sometimes make a sacrifice for Glibertopia. *salutes Glibertopia flag, feels patriotic*
Glibertopian flag, you say? That, I’d like to see.
Maybe we need another contest?
Lets not go through that agian ….oh what the hell… here, repurposed design from the debacle of a logo contest.
Food? Food usually helps.
Or make a new drunk history.
Couch Dad.
Compliments of my girlfriend. probably the strangest thing i’ve seen in a while.
I’m somewhat surprised that HM hasn’t posted that yet.
I loathe puns.
What, you didn’t think that was clever? Puns aside, that was fucking weird. I mean there for a moment, I thought the date was going to sit on his face, but when that didn’t happen, I stopped watching.
That would have been an acceptable outcome.
*Robotic Voice* Appropriate outcome for human/couch interaction. That skinny chick was all sorts of alright.
After having watched that stoopid, I feel like they owed us that.
Too long. They needed to cut to the chaise.
The writers lounged around for awhil4e.
*narrows gaze*
Reminds me of this brilliant idea.
Reminded me of Turbo Teen
Canada’s proud contribution to film.
The robot graveyard scene was kinda sad. But the battle after was epic.
I just like seeing Michael Ironside in anything. The man seems to be permanently stuck at age 50.
Hey, I have that throw pillow from the end 🙂
Well that was couched *removes sunglasses* in intrigue. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!
You can’t say the punchline before you remove the sunglasses. What are you, left handed?
Sinisterism rears its ugly head.
I’m from Canada so they think I’m slow, eh?
Took my aunt to her 60yr HS reunion today. Made me think, only 16 yrs out of HS and I wouldn’t want to talk to anyone I went to school with for more than 5min.
Public school for me. Do prisoners often organize reunions?
Made me think of how a ‘The Prisoner‘ reunion show would work. I’d kind of like to see the TNT mini-series, but I think I’d be dissapoint.
I thought this was going to link to the tv show.
you’re mistake, not mine.
dagummit *your
The show is all on YouTube though.
I went to my Thirty. I was shit-faced drunk but it was a good time, except that the same chick that tried to nail me at the ten year hadn’t lost a step. It’s like a decade-long time warp wherein everyone goes dissatified. Sure Susie, you like me now. Great! Have you met my wife? She’s sitting next to you.
I went to a k-12, graduated with 18 (same school as my aunt). My ”best friend” from HS is my neighbor (in the country) never see him, so it’s a good relationship. Another HS friend lived with me after he got divorced, stopped talking to him when he got back with his ex, they got re-married, I hear they’re getting divorced again.
In fact, this is why I stopped using facebook. The same chick was being flirty and my grown-ass daughter piped up “Stop trying to fuck him!” That was a bucket of well water on the back, I’ll tell you what!
Sounds like a good reason to block your daughter on FB….I kid (or do I!)
More of a wake-up call but yeah, she pissed me off bigly. She intruded.
I dunno, my kids and wife are all imaginary, so I just get drunk every night. No idea about parenting an adult. I;m a great uncle though! Sure, have a soda! sure have a cookie! sure eat a bag of sugar! Ok, now you’re getting crazy, I’ll take you home to your parents.
So there was a dumbass ‘protest’ in Hollywood at Trump’s star. And it’s just … sad, I guess, how the protestors just echo the same ‘hate speech’ etc.
Plus I made a mistake and went back to FB and found a (former) friend, who’s turned into a prog, is now peddling a John Oliver scaremongering piece about how Tribune owns all these local tv stations, and the head of Tribune is a Trump supporter, so *of course* your local news is now going to be full of Trump-supporting fake news and blahblah. Because, y’know, god forbid not everyone march in lockstep with pravda.
So, if you want to know the next prog talking point, there you go.
I was surprised, I started working at a radio station cluster last year just before the election, and everyone, including the news guy, were Trump people.
but, I am in bumfuck Wisconsin.
I live in bumfuck B.C. and we vote Canadian conservative every time. Nothing changes, nothing ever will. The Province is burning down and the fucking Green Party holds the reins of power so we have that going for us.
I live in bumfuck B.C. and we vote Canadian conservative every time.
You sir, are a dumb fuck. Nothing less than violent rebellion will change the fate of British Columbia, and any intelligent man will quickly recognize it. If anything, all this has proven is that the West Coast must sink into the ocean for the betterment of humanity.
Someone from BC must have kicked you in the nards or fucked your Mother while you watched, screaming through that ball-gag. You sure seem to hate West-Coasters for some reason.
“Millions of dumbfounded dim-wits” just like me.
Better than being in Minnesohhhta.
oh, yay.
I just really try hard to not go on facebook.
It’s like being a mall-rat without the herpes.
I am looking and cant find it but wife loves to watch the conservative porn show Tucker Carlson. So, I am getting ready to go to bed last night and I see Carlson doing his ‘best the fool’ routine which can be somewhat entertaining. He had some AntiFa idiot on and it was both frightening and funny at the same time. Some pimply faced kid in his revcon costume gibbering on about ‘bash the fash’ crap and how they are fighting the good fight and only acting in self defense and some other unintelligible argle bargle when Carlson challenged him about the AntiFa girl who stabbed a police horse. The kid had asserted that all of the violence perpetrated by AntiFa was done by ‘right wing infiltrators’. Carlson asked him if that horse had been stabbed because it was a right wing collaborator and the kid answered assertively and without hesitation “Yes. It was in league with the police who have killed thousands of unarmed people since Trump became president”.
My wife was sitting in the bed with her jaw hanging listening to this kids gibberish.
“I told you. It is pure insanity. That is what the left looks like. Americans are stunned and in disbelief but people from other countries, not so much. They have seen all of this before. Ask a Russian. A Chinaman. Ask a Cuban. This is what they have always been, what they always are and they wont stop until either they are stopped or we have mass graves.”
Dammit, I wish I could find the video.