Happy Monday.

This gibberish makes absolutely no sense to me. Do you mean to tell me that Illinois, blue anchor of the plains, doesn’t have some sort of mandatory sentencing for gun crimes?

Milo Y must be crying himself to sleep at night on a huge pile of money. I hope he spends it on good stuff. Like coke and rent boys.

Golden RETRIEVER does what it was genetically bred to do. Humans add stupid anthropic reasons to it.

Wall these in, put in some Kleenex. Bang. I’ll have men begging their wives to go to the mall.

Damn, this is what happens when you lose a bet as a baboon.