Nothing happened in the bike race yesterday. I guess everyone will have to wait until the time trial for any potential excitement.  The NBA summer league, which got an incredibly amount of hype from ESPN for some reason, wrapped up and nobody really cared. The Open pairings have been announced. The 1:04 and 1:26 pairings are sure gonna get a lot of eyeballs. As will the 2:48. And while its not as enjoyable to watch at the US Open, in my opinion, at least Birkdale isn’t a tricked out course.

In Texas sports, the Astros lost after clawing their way back and having every chance to win in the 9th. Zeke seems to be having a hard time growing up. And a Texans player gets arrested but happily proclaims, “oh, that is definitely my gun” to the cops.

Feel free to wear me out for the Zeke story. I can take it. Especially after the Buckeyes added to their ridiculous 2018 recruiting haul over the weekend by getting a commitment from the top TE in the country. Suck on that, TTUN!

Well, that’s all for stick and ball stuff. One more sports-related story to go. But I’ll get to that one in…the links!

Jeff Sessions

Trump seems to have fewer blind spots to libertarians than any president for at least the last 30 years. But he sure put an asshole in there as Attorney General.

RAND PAUL WINS! RAND PAUL WINS! RAND PAUL WINS! At first, the right were shitting themselves over it, but now seem to have embraced a straight repeal, which is what the people want instead of a garbage bill full of garbage compromises and garbage throwaways to interest groups. Way to stand for your principles, Rand, Lee and a few others. Now get the government out of the business forever!

If this is all Skynet can muster, then we’ve got nothing to worry about.

ESPN goes further up its own asshole. Cool takedown of a non-American and his willingness to play along with the antics of a serial woman abuser and flat-out piece of shit human being while glossing over, for the most part, the history of that piece of shit human being. Note no comments allowed at that site.

More foreign hacking. Although I would imagine the principals in the case will make it less than newsworthy on CNN.

What’s green and slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

It’s not easy being green unemployed.

British tabloids do what British tabloids do. Salon gets the vapors. The headline is extra funny since a non-Murdoch paper did the same thing.

Hopefully some of you will enjoy this change of direction.

Good luck out there today, friends. You’re gonna need it.