ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT APPEARS THAT ZARDOZ WON HIS CASE ON APPEAL AT THE WEBSTER COUNTY RACING BOARD. WHEN ZARDOZ SHOWED UP TO GIVE TESTIMONY, THE BRUTALS ON THE BOARD ALL RAN OUT DOORS, JUMPED OUT WINDOWS AND OTHERWISE FLED IN AWE AND TERROR OF ZARDOZ.
Run Away! Run Away!
HOWEVER, ALL OTHER BRUTAL DRIVERS HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY WILL NO LONGER RACE FIGURE 8 WHEN ZARDOZ DOES. THUS, ZARDOZ WILL RETIRE UNDEFEATED. ZARDOZ DOES NOT WISH TO TAKE AWAY ENTERTAINMENT FROM BRUTAL CO-WORKERS AT LOCAL GRAIN CO-OP.
ZARDOZ DOES NOT WANT HIS CHOSEN ONES TO NOT BE ENTERTAINED AS WELL, SO HE BRINGS YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK:
By the time I think of a creative comment I will no longer be first!
Isn’t that the way of the world?
Well that backfired. I
No; this is the way of the world.
What a fantastic song. Thanks, Ted.
They will be here next week. I wonder, though, how EW&F can really be a band without Maurice…
He wasn’t with the band for years before his death, anyway.
To me, the big news is that Minneapolis police chief has resigned. Conflict with Mayor “Cum-ba-ya”? Conflict with police union? I wanna know!
Linkers
It’s got to be about the outrageous shooting of Justine from Australia.
Fackin Mayor (a huge source of intercommunity conflict in MPLS) has apparently thrown the chief under the bus. Eff her. Mayor is the one who should have resigned. Or both.
Yeah, that is a bombshell. I posted this in the other threads, but remember when Harteau was listed as one of the 50 best leaders in the world by Fortune?
This has got to fuck up the victimhood hierarchy ratings doesn’t it? Harteau was a woman, lesbian cop. So did the cop cancel out the lesbian woman privilege? Or was white woman victim/Somali intersectionality too much to overcome?
*reads, tries to calculate intersectionality…head explodes*
Now you’re at the top of the intersectionality chart. All hail our new leader.
Headexploded-American?
Exactly. Was bound to happen eventually.
I think that the real problem is that Hodges was already in trouble for the next campaign because she wasn’t bat-proggy crazy enough for the typical Minneapolis voters. She had a lot of crazies already running against her. She couldn’t dare be seen as part of the system or she was doomed. Firing Harteau makes it look like she wasn’t part of the city power structure.
Don’t you think she’s fucked anyway? Other than the fart-sniffing proggies in Kenwood and South Minne, is anyone happy with Minneapolis?
It will be interesting to see if Minnesodans (esp Minneapolis folk) can ever again tune into a Norm Coleman type “republican” but moderate mayor or governor. When I look at Senators Amy “BRAYING DONKEY” Klobuchar and Al “I Like Me” Franken, and then our blubbering governor Dayton whose lip literally quivers at every public appearance, and then look at my US rep, Keith Mohammed (until he kept losing, so he changed it to) Keith Ellison, i weep for the future.
But it wasn’t that long ago that we had Pawlenty, and he did a decent job. And the certifiably insane Ventura was a glimpse of the BURN IT DOWN mentality that we now see on a national level with Trump.
In the meantime, I stockpile.
I’m telling you, South Dakota is calling!
Some of the areas between the badlands and Rapid City looked pretty good. Too bad they don’t need electrical engineers.
NoDak has a sad 🙁
I just looked. The last time our fair city had a Republican mayor was 1961!!
I’m starting to see a pattern…
A few years ago, the illustrious Keith Ellison came to give a speech at my company (a defense company). I was asked ahead of time by our communications director to ask a friendly question, which she sent me by email. I had to LOL and tell her i was actively funding Keith’s GOP and Independence Party candidates and that there was no way I would help that SOB.
I still attended his speech, in which he further demonstrated his below average intelligence and above average ability to insert foot in mouth.
Considering that whoever wins the 5th district DFL nomination (that’s Democrat-Farmer-Labor, or Socialist for you out-of-staters) will definitely win the 5th district November election, I am flabbergasted that no DFL-er has challenged him. He is an idiot.
Sigh. My kingdom for an edit button. I meant to say I was actively funding his opponents, not his “candidates”
I keep trying to forget that I have to vote in this dogshit pile of an election.
Agreed. The Chief isn’t the one who put this on her personal facebook page the prior year, when this idiot, killer cop was a rookie:
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(Link is not to her facebook page, but another’s page that screen caps her facebook post.) Think that post had effect on how closely he was trained?
*barf*
F’ing lefty collectivization at work.
Barf indeed. How about just, i dunno, doing your damned job?
She may have to resign if that’s spread around.
Let us hope.
You are not alone in thinking that:
Protests erupt at Minneapolis mayor’s press conference announcing police chief resignation
Weeping white guy would have been more effective than scary, ranting black feller, just saying.
https://youtu.be/DV89zxrtM-Q
Little Caesars mocks the special snowflakes
I love Little Caesars pizza. Go ahead, judge away pizza elitists!
*begins to raise voice….trails off and walks out of room*
For 5 bucks you really can’t beat it.
5 bucks, hot and ready. Better value than even WENDY’S.
Well, there you go. Conversation shut down.
You’ve got “HOMOPHOBIA!” on one side and “LET’S BURN’EM!” on the other.
Can I sit this one out?
BURN THE HOMOPHOBES?
Who is saying “LET’S BURN’EM”?
Did you click the link?
If I must…
OK, so it seems that
(1) on the one hand, Teen Vogue gave its readers instructions on how to engage in sodomy, but on the other hand
(2) Some parents are calling for a boycott, including a mother who burned a copy of the offending issue and put the burning on YouTube.
Well, is (1) wrong or not? If it’s wrong, exactly what are parents supposed to do about it?
Of course 1 is ridiculous and deserves to be confronted. Boycott, expose, etc… Just don’t burn the damn thing. The optics alone are terrible. Besides, you have any idea what burning a glossy does to the environment?
(1) No – 1st Amendment and such
(2) A good magazine burnin’ is fine by me – also 1st Amendment
“Of course 1 is ridiculous and deserves to be confronted.”
Why is it ridiculous?
Is it ridiculous because children should be taught to reserve sex acts for marriage? And what *is* marriage?
Encouraging premarital sex, or shrugging it off under the “anyway doctrine,” and redefining marriage, are precisely the areas where the progs are trying to impose an orthodoxy that is the opposite of the old orthodoxy.
It’s not about logic. Tell the progs that many boys are going to play with trucks “anyway” and should be encouraged, or that kids are going to tell racially-offensive jokes “anyway” and should be given jokebooks so they can do their joking in a safe environment, and see if the progs accept the logical consequences of their own ideas.
Not buy the magazine, confiscate it if their children have a copy, and generally not act like retarded peasants trying to burn away the bad-thing?
It’s propaganda for sure. I’m with you and anyone that would condemn Teen Vogue for intentionally targeting kids in its culture war. Burning literature is another thing that I find repulsive. Of course it’s constitutionally protected, but so is my right to be disgusted by it. The symbolism of burning literature you disagree with is that you’re eliminating wrong thought from society. No, you aren’t. Confront it straight on and give them the mic. You’ll win.
Coming up next:
(1) Teen Vogue issues a new edition of Blanche Knott’s Truly Tasteless Jokes, to introduce kids to racial humor in a safe environment.
(2) In cooperation with Wine Snobs Weekly, Teen Vogue profiles the best wines and how to get properly buzzed without endangering one’s health
(3) Something similar with Cigar Afficionado Magazine…how to get and smoke the best Cuban cigars, so that you don’t have to learn this information on the streets.
OK, fair enough, you-know-who ruined book-burning for everyone, so it’s best to avoid it.
I have zero problem with individual actors doing this. If the government is doing it… totally different story.
If we say teaching kids how to take it in the ass is wrong then we’ve violated the NAP or something.
Book burnings are the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and going, *Nah, Nah, I can’t hear you”. You fight the war with words or you fight it with swords. I choose words.
I like to suggest that alcohol education should be like sex education, predicated on the idea that the kids are going to do it anyway, so why not teach them t0 do it responsibly?
Sure, if parents do it. Frankly I don’t think (public) schools have any business teaching either.
A book called All Libertarians Should Fuck off and Die – Long Live Socialism! Would be protected by the First Amendment. It would also be wrong, wouldn’t it?
The way this works is if we agree with the sentiment we point out it’s legality. If we disagree with the sentiment we point out it’s morality.
It’d be incorrect. Only “wrong” depending on your definition.
And yuh, 1A still covers it.
I clicked the prior link about the dude that illustrated Wiki’s sex links. Did you know that in order to “fist” someone that it’s best to make a “duck-hand”? The more you know.
Judge Offers Inmates Reduced Sentences in Exchange for Vasectomy
You know who else encouraged sterilization?
Louis Pasteur?
Done in one… nothing to see here folks… move along.
Ouch… Well I tried and according to people who also fail in life,”that’s all that matters”.
Jospeh Lister? would also be accepted.
“I had a nice milk bath.”
“Pasteurized?”
“No, just up to my neck.”
Fuck, that’s nothing but net.
Margaret Singer?
Amanda Marcotte?
Or does she more induce it?
headline writers really do suck.
Math is hard, Gilmore!
We had a 5.4 quake in Montana a couple weeks ago. It knocked some stuff off the shelves at a Walmart and sloshed the oil out of the fryer at a bar. One news service headline started with “Natural Disaster…”
Well at least they didn’t blame it on global warming…
Oh someone will
Fracking. Toldja
Should have said hurtly earthquake. Stupid writer drones.
Injuriousish Temblor
People ask the question… what’s a Glibertarian? And I tell ’em – it’s not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There’s more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life – some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a Glibertarian oh, he’s different. Why? Because a real Glibertarian wants the fucking lot.
*prolonged applause*
I just want to drink beer and yell at kids to get off my lawn.
Be careful JD, yelling at people can be dangerous, and I think found collusion video between Trump and the Russians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXXwQg-NRY
What’s retarded is that many of the same people who would argue “hell yes we should encourage pre-teens to assfuck” would be equally enthusiastic about that sort of criminal prosecution for ‘talking about it’ online.
its like the people who think “refusing to date a trans-person is a hate crime” and yet any hetero man who comes on to a female is basically committing prepatory pre-rape.
that said, i’m eagerly anticipating their article on “Fisting for Beginners”
I think that was in Teen Rogue.
“its like the people who think “refusing to date a trans-person is a hate crime” and yet any hetero man who comes on to a female is basically committing prepatory pre-rape.”
Wait, we’re not?
*looks down, kicks pebble*
Dammit. Well, there goes my fun.
Crazy day. Cops everywhere. Apparently the jerk I almost beat up for being a jerk was murdered. They arrested his girlfriend. Then, a detective from Aurora shows up, looking for a couple wanted for grand larceny. He wanted my permission to set up a stake out on the roof. It’s almost 100 degrees on the ground, so I told him to knock himself out. Wonder if I can get him to clean the gutters while he’s up there?
Go away with people you trust to testify to your alibi. Now.
They already arrested somebody. Cops are lazy: once they’ve arrested someone they stop looking for other suspects.
Rightly or wrongly, you’ve come to their attention. Be careful.
No, I haven’t. The murder cops never spoke to me, and the detective from Aurora thinks I’m on his side.
Dude! I used to lead an interesting life and my advice to you is to turn around nonchalantly and then run away with ACME Corp’s rocket powered sneakers.
I had the day off.
Unfortunately, it’s back to work on Monday.
State Rep. Robert Martwick, D-Chicago
Way too shiny to trust. Guy looks like he dipped his face in Hawaiian Tropic before taking that pic.
i’m pretty sure that’s admissible as evidence of corruption
Coming as no surprise to anyone here, the DNC is fucked.
https://twitter.com/rpyers/status/888235416146530304
tl;dr: June $$$ numbers
RNC
Receipts $13,504,415
Expenses $10,629,234
Cash on Hand $44,707,217
DNC
Receipts $5,500,142
Expenses $5,702,049
Cash on Hand $7,492,435
Run, DNC!
Lulz
well done.
slow clap…
“We need to get money out of politics!”
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAA
Wait… Republicans are actually running a budget surplus somewhere?
How much does this have to do with the Ossoff fail and how much does this have to do with them praying that Silicon Valley and crazy small-donor lunatics in CA, NY, and MA to bail them out again?
yeah they’re just in a fallow period between Obama getting sent to Hollywood to pick up barrels of cash. They’ll be fine – plenty of people with more money and sense will send checks when asked.
I mean, if I were a big Blue donor, I’d be curious about where all the money is going, but it doesn’t seem that Dems ever care about that.
None of Team Blue are really in any position to be bribed at the moment.
contrarian position: burning books is bad, burning magazines is ok.
Reasonable compromise.
books are permanent, magazines are disposable.
Does the Koran come in magazine form?
New book claims there ain’t no party like a Donner Party
Burn it?
Glimpse into the future
http://hotair.com/archives/2017/07/21/anti-capitalist-museum-capitalism-opens-oakland/
Fair enough. We already have a museum of the failures of socialism – Cuba.
How much is a day pass?
Also, I still can’t figure out how anything with “anarchy” in the name is an alternative to capitalism? Wouldn’t it be impossible to keep capitalism from happening with no government around to stop it?
Oh yeah?? well who’s gonna protect your right to your precious land and property without a government? huh? huh?
stupid ancap.
(total sarc)
I know you’re being funny, but it was a serious question. The article mentioned “feminist anarchy” (whatever that is) as an alternative to capitalism. I just find it curious how a lack of government can be an alternative to something which is really orthogonal to government in the first place.
Unless of course “feminist anarchy” really means “the opposite of anarchy”. Which is the only way it could really be an “alternative”, or at least a way to suppress capitalism.
You don’t have to be an anarchist, ancap, or capitalist to insist on people using those words correctly. Or to be suspicious of what seems like intentional obfuscation of those terms.
There is the political philosophy of anarcho-syndicalism. (Monty Python didn’t make it up.)
Which is a form of socialist anarchy where everybody in the society voluntarily goes socialist and contributes to their neighbors well being. It has been tried multiple times, most notably by the hippies of the 60’s and 70’s. It usually falls, usually because the more productive members of their mini-societies get tired of busting their asses in order to deal with their mooching neighbors and leave the commune. Although sometimes the communes will vote to kick one of the moochers like Bernie Sanders out.
But one of these days, the new socialist men, women, and children will take over, after all the kulaks and wreckers have been removed, everybody will live a harmonious life where the government is no longer necessary.
I don’t believe that BS, but a lot of people do, and it is responsible for the death of around 100 Million people.
Right, I’m aware of these philosophies, but what happens when the person doesn’t leave, but instead sets up a small business and others decide its easier to work for him than risk being co-owners, and yet others decide that trading for his product is easier than making it themselves?
My point was that anarchy can’t possibly be an “alternative” to capitalism, and will in fact make stopping capitalism much harder. But I suspect they don’t really mean anarchy, and in fact probably mean the exact opposite.
Remember my popular links to covers of various songs?
Here are some Hungarians singing “Take it Off.”
Even with the poor lighting and video I’ll go ahead and call it a Would x 4.
Indubitably! Chicks playing hard rock are as silly as Rob Helford. Ugh, stop trying so hard, we get it so shut up already and tune my drums.
I’m not going to sugar-coat it: this is very bad. It’s like the Vandals sacking Rome.
Perhaps *sack*ing is the wrong term, though…see for yourself.
Sacking unnecessary when you can just make everyone commit Hari Kari.
I felt the unclean rainbow. Pervy for looking at teen girls massacring a terrible song, pride in my hatred of all things Beasty, loathing for the people that put them up for this and general disregard of anything that has muscially happened since about 1979.
That’s just shitty luck
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/06/22/instagram-fitness-model-killed-by-exploding-whipped-cream-dispen/22582821/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_1812126&ncid=txtlnkusaolp00001361
This doesn’t qualify as truly bad, but it’s a cover
That qualifies as twee bullshit. I WANT TO SHOVE THOSE MANDOLINS AND UKES STRAIGHT UP ALL OF THEIR BOTTOMS. Just fuck that shit.
I’m not done making bad decisions.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/21/teacher-year-in-jail-for-sex-with-student-now-suing-teen-for-defamation.html
Potentialities for awfulness, but not fully there yet
TW: sportsball….Aaron Judge almost hit a ball out of Safeco Field. Jaw dropping power.
Trigger warnings so far for glibs:
Salon
NYT
Huffpo
some feminist cringe stuff
sportsbpuck.
At first glance I read that as “sportsbook” and I’ll admit I got a little bit of a tingle. I’m cheap, but I do like a flutter now and again.
All Rise.
You want a trigger warning?
Consider yourself warned.
In today’s dispatch from progland — Unfortunately (or fortunately because I blocked it right away before I said something in response) I didn’t save it, but it was a “comic” strip, entitled “World events through the POV of Centrists” mind you, it didn’t say “right wing nazis” it literally said “centrists”.
The top image was of a dude talking to Hitler saying “I disagree with what you say, but I defend your right to say it.”
so just in case you thought they weren’t serious about that whole “fuck free speech” thing, yeah, they are.
Those evil free speech loving centerist libertarian anarchists are only here because of the koch money!
Link?
I googled Ted Rall, since I figured that would be the crazy far leftist cartoon guy. But by current standards Rall is actually somewhat circumspect.
Sounds like the one they post in Cville. I assume they have a digital version of their letters page, but the responses they get to their KKK protest a week or two back are hilarious. 6 KKK guys got escorted to the park by the cops for a half hour registered protest, made a statement (nobody could hear) and then back to the parking garage to leave. Of course the cops are the bad guys for arresting folks lying in the street blocking the garage entrance, etc. Hate speech isn’t free speech so no rights!
Good to see that one of the nu-right Senate candidates is putting his hand in the culture war against the ADL and SPLC. The right needs more fighters and less capitulators, and it finally seems to be slowly turning into a reality.
Alright, I sent in my submission. This time, unlike my previous attempt at a submission, I just copy-pasted my article into the submission, rather than doing what it claims they want and just send in a brief summary of what my submission will be. Maybe this time I’ll hear back?
I email submit@glibs
I just send word docs. Someone will respond.
Just @glibs? Not @glibs.com/net/org?
glibertarians.com, i think.
submit@glibertarians.com
There ya go. Fuck, they publish me, fer Christsakes
Put it in a PDF? Takes about a week in my case. Anyway, I just saw FS got a cat but this morning.
I never would have predicted that FS would earn a cat-butting.
/sarc
40,000 men and women everyday…
How dare (((those people))) imply we might be violent!? Let’s kill them and prove them wrong.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/21/four-dead-more-than-190-wounded-in-day-of-rage-clashes-across-israel/
Underage college girl passes out in bar, gets locked in over night and has to call cops to get her out. Now she’s claiming her drink was spiked and she’s going to sue the bar. The article calls her “a 20-year-old law student.” Needless to say I have my doubts about multiple parts of this story.
how’d she get in there?
I blame the patriarchy.
Hmm, so she’s 20 years old doing shots and drinking champagne with her friend. And unless she skipped a couple of grades, then she’s just pre-law. If she’s actually in law school, then she’s actually studying to be a lawyer. Then she just waltzed into a bar without the bouncers noticing she’s underage. I’m guessing she probably has a fake ID, I kind of doubt the bars in NYC are hurting to the point that they just casually let 20 year olds into the bar without the NYPD noticing.
My advice would just be to chalk it up as one of those crazy drunk stories. “How the fuck did I wake up in the middle of a public golf course at 4 A.M.? Tequila.”
Bohemian like you. Love that song.
That was my jam back in the day.
But Heroin is so passe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrpB-i4d_E&list=RDAPrpB-i4d_E#t=196
I should hate that video and the song but I don’t. And then I felt the shame.
Look upon my cat-butt and tremble!
So I listen to various international broadcasters. This morning CBC Radio news had a report going gaga that there was a Canadian golfer in… sixth place.
Somebody seems desperate for success.
Yeah, brings your curlers to the sheet and we’ll decide who’s a man. Fuckin’ tobeys harshin’ the buzz.