I’m ba-aaack. Holy smokes, is it time for more links? Don’t you people work?

Not Jones Beach or the Hamptons

This is everything I was hoping for from a Trump administration. Hopefully, we will leave the Trump years with two important proofs: 1) Even a buffoon can (and will!) become President, so allot the office powers accordingly, and 2) libertarians need to invest a lot more time in a Bureau of Sabotage to induce these conditions in future administrations.

Lindsay Graham, angry and hurt at his hopelessly forlorn one-sided love affair with John McCain is more and more certain never to be requited, comes unhinged.

In sportzball, the Miami Dolphins successfully completed a 2 point conversion to defeat the Cowboys 22-10. Wait, that’s a baseball score?

Jesus F Christ

EU still ignoring divorce filing, claims Britain never gave it a chance to change.

Religions that worship impartial natural forces. No, not the organicals.

Now we can remake The Iron Giant with the Feds suspecting the tea smoking hipster of working for Iran. Saw it in the theater with my then girlfriend. Brett walks out trying to keep his eyes from leaking, girlfriend: “That movie was terrible.”

And a little something outside my usual musical metier.