Well, this is embarrassing. Sloopy is on the road, SP is fast asleep, Brett is waiting for someone to pay his bail… and I’m in a cheap room at a motel in Crawfordsville, IN owned by someone named Patel, who must have been attracted to a state with a name like this. Outside my window is a cornfield.

So these are bare minimum links, put in only to stave off the inevitable riots.

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

Once again, Team Red shows its uselessness.

Had anyone considered allowing private employers to make their own hiring and firing decisions, and letting the market dictate whether or not they’re good ones? That seems to be the one argument no-one wants to make.

In local news, Indianapolis is just as horrible as Chicago.

Every once in a while, a bad idea actually dies. If it had succeeded, that would have led me to another snarky comment about the uselessness of Team Red.

Finally, a musical selection from the world’s most imitated flautist.