Thursday Morning Links

Well, the PGA Championship is finally here.  Not much else to talk about if you’re in Houston.  The Astros continue their death mediocracy spiral. The Texans do not look good. And that McGregor-Mayweather fight has been postponed for two weeks (in my mind).  Oh well, at least I can read this story over and over to keep me happy for the next couple of weeks.

Across the pond, Liverpool have thankfully rejected a second Barcelona bid for Coutinho. Nothing else is happening of note. And the seasons get closer and closer.

Yankees win. Sox win. Nats win. Twins win. Dodgers win. Rockies win. Hell, everybody won (the Orioles had the day off) that played and matters to the Glibs…except the Astros.  This slide needs to end. Somebody get me a live chicken.

That’s it. I can’t dwell on sports. Not with impending nuclear war on my mind. I better jump into…the links!

There are things that probably happen and go unreported.  Then there are things that probably never happened but do get reported. If this is real, and I’m skeptical, this person needs to not blame society and needs to blame herself for not reacting. Or blame her parents for raising her like shit.  Either way, don’t try to shame me for this bullshit.

Excuse me, your honor. I’d like to make a point.

Decent-looking woman in chilly courtroom told she will stand trial in Stitzer blackmail case. She made a couple good points as far as I’m concerned. But the judge refused to see them.

Baltimore challenges its residents to go 72 hours without a murder. See how that worked out.

The left are absolutely losing their shit over Trump having the nuclear codes.  I guess they yearn for the peaceful days of “we came, we saw, ::snicker:: he died” leadership. When we picked on small potatoes guys that had given up their weapons programs and were trying to reenter the international community.

Fox News host Eric Bolling has hit back with a $50 million lawsuit at the HuffPo writer that published the story accusing him of sending pictures of male genitalia to coworkers.  The writer has responded by telling him to pound sand.  Get your popcorn out.

If you go to Miami, be prepared to see these rolling around. Nothing. Left. To. Cut.

Its cool, thats a midget, not a kid.

If you were curious who the world’s sexiest midget er, dwarf, um little person was, now you know.

::SHUDDERS::

This man knows what time it is.

Don’t give no shit and don’t take no shit, friends. Have a great day.

Comments

629 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    52) At the Marginal Revolution site yesterday, I came across this comment to one of the posts:

    “It’s dangerous for people to be too rich. Concentrates power and influence too much, and ends up threatening the liberties of the lower classes. Personally, I’d be fine with confiscating wealth and simply throwing it away, and I think the poor would see gains from that kind of action. I’d probably rank it below the other two options, though. But I’d still (depending on the amount of wealth) consider it a net positive.”

    I don’t think you can characterize a whole movement by what one random insane commenter posts, but this comment really encapsulates for me a certain leftist mindset. Just the attitude that money itself is corrupting, that money itself is a problem. (Also, the lack of awareness in claiming that too much money for the rich potentially threatens the liberties of poorer people, somehow, whereas the very real reduction in liberty by confiscating the money of the rich and just burning it would be a-ok.)

    As far as money’s effect on character, I’ve dealt with both the wealthy and the poor in my life, and while nobody has any monopoly on virtue or vice, my impression is that having too little money is far more likely to lead to self-debasing behavior and attitudes than too much money.

    1. The world has always has thieves and jealousy. Sam Colt made it to where they don’t get their way as often as they did in the past.

    2. Mr Lizard

      “It’s dangerous for people to be too rich”

      Truer words have never been spoken, especially with a bunch of grabby progs around…

      1. Zunalter

        +1 eat the rich

    3. Scotticus Finch

      my impression is that having too little money is far more likely to lead to self-debasing behavior and attitudes than too much money

      Remember those early-00s underground DVDs of “Mogul Fights”?

    4. PieInTheSKy

      It is funny that these people talk of fairness but psychology studies of this show that wealth redistribution is much more associated with envy then fairness. In fact fairness is hardly associated at all, as I remember the main ones were compassion, self interest and envy

      1. AlexinCT

        Envy..

        Lots of that.. There are many people that feel it is unfair that others have done better at the game of life than they have. I chose to waste my time studying useless lefty pap and ended up working at the Starbucks, while you worked your ass off for a degree in a field of study that pays well and then went on to make a ton of cash? You must have cheated and the system was rigged to favor you and against me. So yeah, I now have an obligation to rebalance the scale and fuck you over for being successful. After all, social justice is when we all cross the finish line with the same shit.

    5. mr simple

      my impression is that having too little money is far more likely to lead to self-debasing behavior and attitudes than too much money.

      I think the causality is in the other direction. Excessive self-debasing behavior and attitudes leads to having too little money. People don’t want to admit it’s mostly poor decision making that leads to bad outcomes.

      1. hate_speech

        As someone who grew up poor, surrounded by poor people, this has always annoyed me. People see the correlation between poverty and poor outcomes then automatically assume that poverty causes the poor outcomes & behavior rather than that the poor behavior causes poverty. Being poor is what happens when you have problems with impulse control and the emotional development of a child. Poverty is hereditary because the children are raised in an environment that breeds poverty, not because they couldn’t possibly move up the social ladder. They aren’t equipped with the skills or mentorship to dig themselves out of it.

    6. ruodberht

      Whereas a government strong enough to take that money from the rich isn’t a concentration of too much power and influence. When government does it, it’s magic.

      1. AlexinCT

        They mean well?

    7. whiz

      So who’s going to invest in new businesses (leading to more jobs) if they just burn a lot of “excess” money?

      1. AlexinCT

        Who freaking cares? This way you have a limited pie and a clear directive on how to cut and share it!

        /prog moron

    8. Rasilio

      The funniest part is the moron thinks wealth and money are the same thing. That if someone is worth $60 billion that means they have a Scrooge Mcduck money vault somewhere with $60 billion dollars in some form (individual bills, bits, whatever) in it. They don’t understand that “throwing the $60 billion in the trash” literally means destroying the companies that person owns along with all the jobs and services they provide.

      1. Spartan Dad

        Chris Rock did a good bit on this. He pointed out that sports team owners understand wealth but most players can’t make the leap from money to wealth since they essentially burn their money.

        1. Gray Ghost

          most players can’t make the leap from money to wealth since they essentially burn their money.

          Patrick Ewing nods furiously.

    9. Fatty Bolger

      confiscating the money of the rich and just burning it

      These guys always imagine a Scrooge McDuck type vault where the money’s just sitting there unused, for the owner to swim in at his leisure.

      1. thom

        You often hear talk of how the wealthy “hoard wealth”. It would probably be way too much work to actively try to hoard your wealth if you were really, really wealthy.

        1. pan fried wylie

          Like the scene in Goldfinger, where Bond is like “it’d take an army of guys weeks to load all that gold onto a fleet of trucks, so what’s the real plan?” I had to wonder how few layers of gold bricks you could actually load on a truck before it hit carrying capacity.

          1. pan fried wylie

            (I stopped at wondering because, maths. too many values to look up to ballpark….)

          2. ChipsnSalsa

            1 lb of gold = 1.44 in ^3 It will add up quick.

            this bag will weigh 4,400 lbs.

          3. pan fried wylie

            the approach i had in mind involved laying out enough bricks to cover the bed of a selected hauler, then multiplying by #layers if one layer didn’t already exceed the weight limit. maybe not the quickest route to an estimate.

          4. DOOMco

            2017 dodge 3500 heavy duty can carry 1.14 cubic yards of gold.

          5. pan fried wylie

            see, you didn’t wanna lookup the dimensions of a goldbrick or a truckbed either.

            Goldbricker.

          6. DOOMco

            I am trying to get cubic yards of the truck bed now, but hit some walls.
            Looks like it would fill up about half of the larges bed in the 3500.
            It’s 1350 or so bars of gold.

          7. DOOMco

            $694,320,156 if sold per ounce.

          8. pan fried wylie

            Nicely done!

          9. DOOMco

            The bed size is tricky. there’s no depth measure that I could find. I ended up guessing, and did the math with it being 24 inches deep. That would put it about 3/8 filled if you have the largest bed and about 3/4 filled in the smallest one.

      2. Zunalter

        confiscating the money of the rich and just burning it

        This sentiment encapsulates prog economic policies fairly well.

    10. Suthenboy

      “my impression is that having too little money is far more likely to lead to self-debasing behavior and attitudes than too much money.”

      You mean like stealing at the point of a gun from someone that one subjectively judges to have to much?

      As I recall that exact argument was made by The Chocolate Jesus when he was in office. Not the burn it part, of course, but that no one should have more than some unspecified amount and the rest should be confiscated. Also, the execrable FDR tried to implement a maximum annual income of 25,000 bucks.

      1. Suthenboy

        That was a 100% tax on everything over 40K with after tax income of 25K.

        Pure fucking evil.

  2. Just a thought not a sermon

    “This man knows what time it is.”

    I was pretty certain when I clicked this was going to be Flavor Flav.

    Wilson Pickett–great singer. One of my personal favorites is 99 1/2 won’t do, but he has tons of great songs.

    1. He seemed like the right guy to continue my theme for the week.

      1. MikeS

        It’s been a soulful week.

  3. MikeS

    From the “sexual harassment” story:

    And what annoys me further is that I know many people reading this are going to roll their eyes and think I should get over it rather than chastise him.

    This is the single intelligent sentence in the article.

    1. She could have at least started one with “Dear Penthouse Letters, You aren’t gonna believe this but…”

      Because it sounded as realistic as a “I had a three-way with my hot, new neighbor and her nympho stepmom because I helped them move in” story.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I worked for a pool company one summer in college. I was so disappointed that none of the Penthouse letter-type scenarios ever developed.

        1. We’re putting in a pool. My wife is at work and the guys doing the work are missing a few teeth (but they are working their butts off.) So yeah, not realistic at all.

          1. Zunalter

            You hope…;)

          2. MikeS

            Squeal like a pig, boy

          3. pan fried wylie

            so you’re sayin you DID notice their butts?

    2. PieInTheSKy

      If something like that happened few people will say just get over it. Few would blame a woman who knees groins a man who gropes her. Just that people have a hard time believing all these anecdotes. And this is a bad side effect of all the bullshit peddling.

      1. MikeS

        I was referring to the guy giving her the “nice tits” sign language on the freeway. The groping story, yes; knee to the groin would be very appropriate.

        1. NONE OF THIS IS REAL!!!!!

          1. PieInTheSKy

            what like the Universe?

          2. The story. It all has to be bullshit. No witnesses. No intervention. A subway full of people and a man goes up her shirt and she just walks out? It defies all belief, I’m sorry.

            I simply cannot believe this person. At all.

          3. MikeS

            Is this whole thing just some kind of Matrix shit?!

          4. No. It’s some kind of cry for attention from a bullshit artist.*

          5. MikeS

            I know, I agree. Just yankin yer chain

          6. Gray Ghost

            Thiccc or fat? Particularly that swimsuit photo in the Mail, looking back at the camera. Especially considering she makes a living off her looks. Leaning towards fat, but reasonable people…

            I thought Aussies didn’t take much shit? Or do they need to have a six-pack first?

    3. wdalasio

      Of course, she’s not chastising him but the readers who had absolutely nothing to do with what happened. Somehow, the rest of us are supposed to be scandalized or guilty (depending on our sex) for her failure to respond to a guy who acted poorly.

      Some guy in another car makes “nice boobs” gestures at you? Flip him the bird. Some guy puts his hand up your skirt? Slap him. Christ almighty, this is stuff women used to tell their daughters fifty years ago.

      1. WTF

        As sloopy points out, I would file both of these incidents under “shit that didn’t happen”.

        1. R C Dean

          I’d say a high likelihood that it never happened to her as described.

          The last time I saw anything like the “nice boobs” gesture was in Boston in the mid-80s. I think she was retailing a story she heard or something she saw from quite awhile ago. Possible it happened much more recently, but I doubt it.

          The “groped on the train” thing – I think she read about this happening in other countries (Japan is where this was located when I heard about it), but, again, I haven’t heard this story in at least ten years. Again, she is updated a tale she heard awhile ago (and in other countries) and pretending it just happened here in the US.

    4. Jefe Hayek

      What an odd choice of pictures for a story about being an attention whore sexual assault.

      “Hey guys, please read my harrowing story about being violated in a way that’s left me completely shaken and out of sorts…” *stick tongue between finger V while rubbing tit with other hand*

      All in with sloopy on this one

      1. “Instagram model” === “Softcore PAWG porn”

        100% agree. This smells a bit off to me. Especially the bit where she slaps a dude’s phone out of his hand because he’s “filming her ass”.

    5. Suthenboy

      Nah, I am with Sloopy. I rolled my eyes and thought it happened in Shitthatneverhappened land.

      1. pan fried wylie

        [ShitThat]NeverNever[Happend] Land. First star on the right and straight on till you hit bullshit.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      I love SF

        1. straffinrun

          blah, blah, we are entitled, blah, blah

          1. Bobarian LMD

            All the condemnation of SCIENCE in that article kind of disappears in any of their climate change coverage.

            And I like how a supposed physicist is lecturing on “evolutionary biology and its sibling, evolutionary psychology”.

            What is NDT and Hawking lecturing on bullshit they don’t really understand for $1000, Alex!

        2. Zunalter

          Science’s greatest myth is that it doesn’t encode bias and is always self-correcting. In fact, science has often made its living from encoding and justifying bias, and refusing to do anything about the fact that the data says something’s wrong.

          I wonder if this realization is applied when they agree with the outcome?

    2. PieInTheSKy

      I think there is a bit of a gap between evopsych is very flawed to all evopsych is bullshit.

      1. Brett L

        I think Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit popularized the Althouse Theorum of Science: “If it makes women look better than men, it is unassailable science. If not, it’s sexist trash.”

      2. Negroni Please

        There is a gap between the two. However the latter statement is correct.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          I don’t really know much about it as I generally don’t care for social sciences, although I take psychology to be potentially useful.

    3. 1. Red herring alert! The “Google memo” does not rely upon evolutionary psychology.

      2. Ugh:

      It’s 2017, and people are still debating whether or not women are intellectually inferior to men, and whether we are entitled to a workplace that isn’t toxic to people simply based on their gender and sex.

      Google bro would argue that we ought to consider the possibility that white women and racial minorities simply produce lower-quality work, which is why we struggle to be recognized as competent knowledge producers.

      It doesn’t matter what you say because these assholes will always lie and distort as it pleases them. This particular piece leans more towards false intimations than outright lies, but outright lies abound, including from the CEO of Google.

      Not everyone here believes in the propriety of defamation suits and that’s fine, but as someone who does, I hope he comes out swinging.

      1. hate_speech

        The misrepresentation of what was written in this memo is criminal.

        It’s also old hat at this point.

  4. ChipsnSalsa

    If you go to Miami, be prepared to see these rolling around. Nothing. Left. To. Cut.

    Just me or do those look like something from the M.A.S.H. set?

    1. Florida Man

      I was thinking it looked Cuban, which is funny because Miami.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Yeah, I could see Fidel with his boxy cap popping up through the roof of one of those.

        1. Drake

          Stalled out in the middle of the street like his funeral Jeep.

  5. Juvenile Bluster

    Across the pond, Liverpool have thankfully rejected a second Barcelona bid for Coutinho. Nothing else is happening of note. And the seasons get closer and closer.

    They can have Couts for the same 222m euros they got for Neymar + giving us Suarez back. Other than that, no deal.

    (seriously, he’s not being sold. FSG said it, Klopp said it, it’s done. The Spanish and Brazillian media keep trying to build it up and it isn’t happening)

    1. That’s what I think. The window is closing quickly on any deal. And I can’t see them ponying up enough to make Pool happy, since they’d have to overpay for whoever they scrambled to get.
      This deal is dead. YNWA.

      1. Zunalter

        Had to look it up:

        YNWA
        You’ll Never Wank Alone
        Typically added to the end of any rant by delirious scousers living on past glories so as to comfort other delirious scousers by letting them know other wankers are there for them

        😉

    2. Drake

      Some of those words were ones I know.

  6. Tundra

    Ahhh, the amazing Wilson Pickett. A perfect way to start the day, Sloop.

    1. MikeS

      Are you back in-country?

      1. Tundra

        Sadly, yes.

        What did I miss?

        1. MikeS

          I believe Pope and I have got the ball rolling on a Twin Cities + 1 NoDak meetup. I’ll be in Plymouth Sept. 26-28

          1. Tundra

            Perfect. Looking forward to it. You have my email, I believe?

          2. MikeS

            nope

          3. MikeS

            add “13” to the end of my handle AT outlookDOTcom

          4. Pat

            Gonna need your social security number, DOB and mother’s maiden name too. Thanks.

          5. MikeS

            Hold on, I’ll find my checking account routing number for ya, too

          6. bacon-magic

            I have sent you a request to receive my fortunes.- Prince Albert of Nigeria

    2. I hope you caught the other ones this week.

      1. Tundra

        Just catching up now. I have a feeling Sam & Dave will feature prominently in my playlist for the rest of the day.

  7. MikeS

    I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Trump. Here’s something to temper the feel-good vibes:

    EPA chief Pruitt holds series of closed-door meetings in GF, Fargo

    For most, Pruitt’s desire to listen was strictly aimed at those invited to Wednesday’s closed doors discussions. As in many of his other appearances across the country, Pruitt’s visit to North Dakota was sealed off from the public and media.

    When two Herald reporters went to the EERC before the start of the event, they were asked by representatives of Pruitt to leave the grounds before EPA spokesman Jahan Wilcox threatened to call police, whom he referred to as “security.”

    A UND Police officer then arrived to insist the building and its grounds were private property before demanding the reporters move away from the center’s front door. An officer had earlier told a pair of protesters the same thing, asking them to cross a road away from the center. The EERC is not private property and is owned by UND.

    1. Zunalter

      I think this is to cut down on the pants-shitting most of the media would do over Pruitt’s EPA discussions. Because, you know, methane bad for the environment and all.

  8. Old Man With Candy

    Stitzer

    Excellent.

  9. Tundra

    It’s not easy being green.

    Dorsen, just eight, is one of 40,000 children working daily in the mines of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). The terrible price they will pay for our clean air is ruined health and a likely early death.
    Almost every big motor manufacturer striving to produce millions of electric vehicles buys its cobalt from the impoverished central African state. It is the world’s biggest producer, with 60 per cent of the planet’s reserves.
    The cobalt is mined by unregulated labour and transported to Asia where battery manufacturers use it to make their products lighter, longer-lasting and rechargeable.
    The planned switch to clean energy vehicles has led to an extraordinary surge in demand. While a smartphone battery uses no more than 10 grams of refined cobalt, an electric car needs 15kg (33lb).

    Fuck you, electric car weenies. Outsourcing emissions and ignoring the costs of manufacturing and disposal are all part of the environmental movement, I guess.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      How many orphans am I killing by driving a hybrid?

      1. WTF

        Who cares?

        1. Floridaman

          Orphan suffering makes everything better, enough might make even Tesla ok.
          /man I could hardly type that. It is to early to be depressed.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Depends.

        Is it a LaFerrari?

        My orphans have told me they’d love to be martyred if it means their blood and soul is in that car.

    2. WTF

      I just posted that to derpbook. That should stir up some shit.

      1. TK

        Please post some of the responses here. *waits with anticipation*

        1. WTF

          I may not get many good ones, since most of my lefty friends try to ignore me these days, but I will post here if I get anything good.

          1. RambleJack

            I saw this article posted on Derpbook last night. A progressive acquaintance then posted an article in response claiming it was all a fake story straight from the evil KOCK bros talking points. I had time to waste so I destroyed him. I’d post the whole thing here, but sadly he removed it. Here are some high points though.

            1. Insisted that America isn’t much better because of child labor at the turn of the 20th century.
            2. Claimed the story was being pushed by the Kochtopus to drive people back to fossil fuels.
            3. Abandoned that argument to say Kochtopus is in favor of child labor.
            4. Insisted that the Congo is the perfect example of Libertopia.
            5. Finally collapsed in a heap after MF’ing me and insisting that I want kids to die and the earth destroyed.

            My two responses about four sentences each produced a response at least 10 post long, each about six to seven paragraphs of mostly passive aggression and character assassination. Wonder why he took it down?

          2. Akira

            I think most “progressives” exist in an ideological echo chamber: they de-friend people whose views are too different from their own, and they only read publications that confirm what they already believe. Any time they encounter information that challenges their views even a little bit, they almost invariably write it off as “Koch-funded propaganda” or “racist sentiment”.

            As a result, they think they’re deep intellectual thinkers because they read navel-gazing articles in Salon, Slate, and Mother Jones. But the reality is that they don’t actually know how to defend their views very well at all. It’s kind of like a person who was raised in a totally sterile environment who is going to die the first time they encounter the common cold.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Meh I somewhat disagree with this. I do not closely watch where stuff is sourced for my smartphone, so I don’t blame elect. Also I am not sure cobalt miners would be any better off without it, unless the lack of cobalt mining would change the shithole status of those countries and the warlords in charge – doubtful.

      That being said, if the pollution of green-tech – solar, wind, battery – is greater than what is saved, going green is nothing but bullshit signaling. But this has nothing to do with children mining cobalt versus adults mining cobalt.

      1. Tundra

        Yes, I totally agree. But since the proggies are all about emotion over facts, this is fun to throw in their smug faces.

        1. WTF

          ^This

    4. <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/business/batteries/congo-cobalt-mining-for-lithium-ion-battery/&quot; title="Democracy Decency Dies in Darkness.” target=”_blank” >Democracy Decency Dies in Darkness.

      1. Well, at least the link is in there somewhere.

        1. Ugh. Link no workie.

          1. *starts to try to repair…throws hands up in despair and leaves*

      2. DOOMco

        what happened??

    5. Zunalter

      something something ends something means.

      /prog

    6. pan fried wylie

      Isn’t cobalt for the magnets in the motors, not the batteries?

  10. wdalasio

    The Bolling Post. God, I hope I get on that jury.

    1. If you want Dick pics, I know a few people on here that would oblige.

      Pervert.

      1. Negroni Please

        wdalasio is crusty juggler?

      2. wdalasio

        I was just saying I’d like to be a juror with the opportunity to turn the Huffington Post over to Bolling.

        Get your mind out of the gutter! This is a family friendly site, after all.

  11. Viking1865

    Was getting coffee yesterday morning. In line, I heard two progs talking politics, absolutely convinced that Teh Drumpf was gonna go down hard in 2020, that the Democrat (whoever he/her/xeir is) is gonna clearly mop the floor with the Colluder in Chief.

    You would think after 2.5 years of “lol Trumps done any day now, this is his ceiling” declarations, that the progs would be a little more thoughtful about declaring he’s got no chance.

    1. Pat

      Unfulfilled prophecies rarely diminish the faith of the pious. If anything, it’s just the opposite.

    2. WTF

      that the Democrat (whoever he/her/xeir is) is gonna clearly mop the floor with the Colluder in Chief.

      Just like Hillary, the mostest qualified candidate EVAR!!!

      1. Floridaman

        So qualified, she will probably seek the nomination again.

        1. R C Dean

          Confident prediction: Hillary doesn’t make it to 2020.

          1. You’re a lawyer. Do you have access to the contract she signed with Satan? I know he’s a crafty fucker from the movie with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore (the Brendan Frasier/Kelly LeBrock thing never happened) but I can’t imagine her not having the words “I will be sworn in as president of the United States” explicitly in there.

          2. WTF

            Satan found out she doesn’t actually have a soul, so he voided the contract, and made her lose to Trump just as a “fuck you”.

          3. Florida Man

            Are you kidding?!? Both “Bedazzled” movies were great.

          4. Florida Man

            And it was Liz Hurley, monster.

          5. So I’m correct: The Brendan Frasier/Kelly LeBrock thing never happened.

          6. Florida Man

            Technically, which is the best kind…

          7. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Kelly LeBrock? How dare you misnomer the one and only Elizabeth Hurley.

          8. Bobarian LMD

            Kelly has not held up nearly as well.

          9. Gustave Lytton

            She’s no Divine Brown.

          10. Sloopy just likes watching nuns jump up and down on trampolines.

    3. Chipwooder

      You’d also think they’d look around and wonder who this dream Donk candidate is going to be, because there doesn’t appear to be any particularly impressive names being bandied about.

      1. Pat

        They legitimately think Kamala Harris is an eminently qualified candidate. Remember, these are the same people who though Hillary Clinton and John Kerry were impossible not to like.

        1. Chipwooder

          I’m rather looking forward to that. First of all, Kamala Harris is a dolt. Second of all, I think they severely underestimate the value of being battle tested. Any jackass leftist can win elections in California. It’s like the Yankees signing a pitcher because he went 25-0 in an independent league – level of competition tells you a lot.

      2. They’re running Harris and Booker in the primary. If Harris wins, they’re fucked. If Booker wins, they have a chance. He’s really good on criminal justice reform and speaks well.

        1. WTF

          Oh yeah, another articulate black guy. I guess they assume the country never learned their lesson after Obama.

        2. Clean and articulate.

        3. Chipwooder

          He also had an imaginary crack dealer friend that was a major prop in his Senate campaign. I’m sure T-Bone will get mentioned quite a bit in any presidential campaign.

        4. Gray Ghost

          No Julian Castro? Or (long shot who probably will be better in ’24) ‘Beto O’Rourke?

      3. thom

        I overheard a conversation recently about how our local Congressman, Keith Ellison, would make a fantastic President but will never have a chance at getting elected because of racism. !. I was truly confounded.

        1. BakedPenguin

          You should have agreed and pointed out that the DNC is obviously racist, because they wouldn’t elect him chairperson.

        2. Gadfly

          Setting aside Ellison’s faults, I can’t imagine the country would elect a Muslim to the presidency in the present climate, so those progs are entirely off-base (although progs in general can’t seem to get it through their heads that Islam is not a race, so anti-Islam sentiment is not racism). I’d think a Muslim would have to be pretty rah-rah pro-America to have a chance, since there would be natural skepticism based on the widespread bad behavior of his co-religionists, and Ellison does not fit that mode at all.

    4. Drake

      Last time I ate out were were in the table next to some raging Progs. One said he was an idiot because he things the intelligence services work for him. I wondered aloud what branch of the government they worked for and who was the head of that branch.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      I take those predictions like I do Al Gore and Paul Ehrlich now.

  12. Pat

    Cruise passengers ordered to turn off lights, music for 10 days to avoid pirate attack

    It was supposed to be a magical 104-day world cruise aboard the Sea Princess for the 1,900 passengers who shelled out tens of thousands of dollars.

    But for 10 days, those passengers were ordered to undergo ten nighttime blackouts while the ship cruised through the Indian Ocean due to fear of an attack from Somali pirates, according to the Telegraph.

    Yo ho, yo ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me.

    1. Tundra

      I can’t imagine a more hellish vacation than 104 days stuck on a ship. By the second week I’d be praying for a pirate attack.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I can’t imagine a more hellish vacation than 104 days stuck on a ship

        This. WTF, people?

        1. WTF

          From what I’ve seen and heard about cruise ships, you couldn’t pay me to go on a fucking cruise.

          1. KibbledKristen

            Me neither. If I were to be on Fear Factor, the best way to eliminate me from the competition would be to put me on a cruise ship for one day.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        I got dragged onto a cruise once. It was like being at a very crowded mid-range hotel with mediocre food and expensive drinks, you can’t bring your own booze or any weed, and you can’t leave. Can’t remember the boat’s name, something like Chicken of the Sea.

        And my room was infested with bedbugs.

        1. Tundra

          My wife and I did a Caribbean cruise many years ago and swore never again. Thank god we met a few cool people on the trip, because otherwise it totally sucked. And it was a really nice, high-end ship.

        2. Chipwooder

          We’ve been on a few cruises. It’s not my ideal vacation, but since we’ve gone only on really cheap deals (like less than $300 a ticket), it wasn’t too bad. Mainly because of the kids’ programs which gave us a gratefully appreciated break from the youngsters.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Best moment involved my kid (who was 7 at the time). In order to get anywhere on the boat, you had to walk through the casino. I had spent some time explaining probability to him, and since he was pretty bright at math, he “got it.” We had to get some change for larger bills, so we went through the casino to the change window at one side of it. There was something of a line, as was the case with everything else on that damn cruise. As we stood there, The Boy looked at all the people gambling and announced in his loudest voice, “MY DAD SAYS YOU’RE ALL SUCKERS!”

            We were allowed to go to the front of the line.

          2. Gray Ghost

            Ross Perot as a young boy. I love it.

            (Though I can’t find confirmation of his ‘quote’ that the lottery is a tax on people who can’t do math. Or stupid people; I’ve heard said both ways. Which probably means he never said it at all.)

            Great story.

            Oh, this cruise industry press release seems on point.

          3. Zunalter

            At least it is a voluntary tax.

        3. Nephilium

          My girlfriend keeps wanting me to go on a cruise with her. I hate the idea of shackling myself to an immutable schedule for an extended period of time, and being forced to hang out with a bunch of asshole tourists. Whenever I’m vacationing I try to find the local places, especially in a town with a large tourist population. No matter how much I explain this to her, within two weeks she’ll start asking me about a different cruise.

          1. Tundra

            My biggest problem with it was the fact that you have such a limited time in port. Just when you found some interesting things about an island you had to haul ass back to the ship. And there is absolutely no trace of rockabilly (which I know is a deal breaker for you).

            Take her to Turks and Caicos. She will then shut the hell up about cruises.

          2. Nephilium

            Not a deal breaker, just a preference. 🙂

            About the only cruises I would be able to be convinced to go on would possibly be the theme ones. I know that Jonathan Coulton has put together a yearly cruise, which could be interesting. There’s also a couple of beer cruises in Germany and Belgium that could be interesting. My pasty skin would not deal well with tropical sun.

          3. Tundra

            My pasty skin would not deal well with tropical sun.

            You’ll be fine.

          4. Old Man With Candy

            Why not just have the “theme” at a hotel in an actual city? Where you can get out every once in a while?

            Although I’m now having thoughts about what a Glibs Theme Cruise might be like. Sasquatch rape, narrowed gazes, Hat and Hair, floating stone heads, Jews…

          5. WTF

            Guns, orphan servants….

          6. But no midgets, right?

          7. Old Man With Candy

            Banjos has to stay home with the kids.

          8. That wouldn’t go over very well.

          9. Gray Ghost

            I can see cruises if it allows you to see terrain you might not get to see any other way. Thinking of things like river cruises on the Rhine or Rhone, or canal cruises through Burgundy, that sort of thing. Same reason you might want to take the train as a sightseeing tour.

            But aimlessly steaming a few hundred miles from land? And the ship’s too bright to do any serious starwatching? (Though not on this cruise, heh.) I don’t see the point.

          10. Old Man With Candy

            I saw the Rhone by driving up RN86 and stopping anywhere I saw a wine bottle on a sign.

          11. Gray Ghost

            Der Mosel Weinstraße works pretty well too for the Mosel. (Having your German-speaking concierge set appointments works better, admittedly.)

            But there are parts of both the Mosel and Rhine that I can see a boat having a better view than the road. I’d love to taste my way up the Rhone, if only to see just how small Condrieu really is in person.

          12. Shpip

            From a different perspective, Mrs. Shpip and I use cruising to find places we’d like to revisit. For instance, we cruised the British Isles about a year ago. We want to see more of London, Edinburg, and the Scottish Highlands. Belfast, not so much.

            FWIW, that cruise was on Princess. We’ve decided we’re more Celebrity / Oceania people. I’d like to try some more high-end (Crystal, Regent) some time.

            And for port excursions, take the independent operators. Usually better than the cruise-contracted trips, and a damn sight cheaper.

        4. commodious spittoon

          I took a cruise down the Baja coast. It wasn’t terrible (and only three days), but the best part by far was disembarking in Ensenada for the wine tour. The cruise was mostly forgettable by comparison.

          Also, boat sex is just like land sex, only with unaccountable pangs of motion sickness now and again.

          1. Tundra

            I thought boat sex was like most American lagers.

        5. Best cruise I was on was surprisingly a Disney cruise. Great service. Good food. Nice accommodations.

          1. Galt1138

            My wife and I must’ve been lucky. We went on a Caribbean cruise a few years ago and had a great time. Food was great, port excursions were fun, met some cool people, and the view from the ship was beautiful.

            Granted, it sucked that I couldn’t bring good craft beer onboard.

            I’m trying to talk my wife of going on the ContraCruise (contracruise.com) that Tom Woods and Robert Murphy host. First one appears to have been a blast for all involved.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      What happened to giving them heavy weaponry and making part of the experience?

      1. spqr2008

        Or you randomly pick some Special Forces guys from your destination and start countries, and probably the U.S. as well, and give them comped cruises. Or ask the U.S. military for escort through the area.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          Wheres the fun in that? Seriously put a auto-cannon somewhere and charge passengers to use it. Like 100 dollars for 3 minutes and then switch. like a ride. Make it easy to use.

          1. WTF

            Now that’s a cruise I might sign up for.

          2. Drake

            Instead of those abandon ship drills, start off with a class on how to load and fire the deck mounted twin 20 mm cannons.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            “Caliber 50”, “From my position”, “ON THE WAY!”

      2. Florida Man

        5 stars, would sail again.

      3. “Reserve your time on the twin 40mm mount now!”

        1. Galt1138

          Fuckin’ A. That sounds like serious fun!

          Reminds me of Ned Beatty trying to figure out a 40mm anti-aircraft cannon in 1941.

    3. thom

      This vessel flies under the flag of Bermuda. Shouldn’t the Bermudan Navy be dealing with this threat?

      1. Gray Ghost

        How does the whole “overseas territory” thing work anyway? Are they like Britain’s Puerto Rico? Although today’s Royal Navy would probably just give the pirates an ASBO and ask them politely if they have any sharp knives they’d like to drop in their buyback bin.

  13. Michael

    Baltimore challenges its residents to go 72 hours without a murder. See how that worked out.

    Huh. There’s an organization in Chicago that’s totally coincidentally also called CeaseFire. I’d point out that it’s comprised entirely of “ex” gangbangers that preach peace, love and rainbow kitten cuddles as a way to get some sweet, sweet grant money and only occasionally find themselves just quietly minding their own business when an illegally obtained weapon concealed in a book appears on their person out of thin air, but I won’t do that because that would be racist and wrong.

    http://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/ceasefire-violence-interrupter-is-gang-member-faces-federal-charge/

  14. Just a thought not a sermon

    New app that lets you take a picture and change your skin color, is so problematic, for some reason.

    1. Count Potato

      “Perhaps the Russia-based company wasn’t aware of the history of racial parodying on our side of the pond. But considering the outrage that ensued after its whitewashing filter, one would think FaceApp had learned that making an app to change people’s race will never, ever, ever, ever be OK. Almost every country in the world continues to grapple with the racist aftermath of hundreds of years of colonial history. There’s too much very real and very recent history of people trying to pass or change their race in order to survive or live a more privileged life.

      The amazing thing is that this keeps happening—that these features make it to the market at all. Please, tech companies: Knock it off with the race-based face filters. There’s nothing cool about making someone look like a different race. Stick to flower halos, glasses, hats, and animal ear filters. So many people who use the internet are plenty racist enough already. There’s no need to help.”

    2. Dolezal Yourself?

  15. Pat

    Gym owner makes no apologies for ‘No Cops’ sign

    ATLANTA — A shocking and vulgar sign posted in front of a local business in Atlanta made it clear no cops are allowed inside.

    11Alive’s Faith Abubey talked to the owner of EAV Barbell Club in the East Atlanta Village neighborhood, who is not making any apologies for putting up the sign which has since been taken down.

    1. straffinrun

      Hope he knows how to Dead lift.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Chambers says they never have, and won’t ever need the help of officers.

      He gets it, don’t call the cops.

    3. Chipwooder

      Kind of odd that he lumps in military with cops – I know there’s plenty of overlap in that Venn diagram, but there are plenty of vets I know who can’t stand cops.

      1. robc

        They problem with both is failure to stick to their roles.

        We have policisized the military (Iraq, etc) and militarized the cops.

    4. DrZaius

      This place got listed as the “Best Gym” in Atlanta a couple of years ago by the local alternative newspaper which caters to left wing retards. Given the audience of said shit paper I checked out the website of the gym and it was obviously owned and operated by a left winger. Not sure why this is getting any publicity.

  16. straffinrun

    The family wanders the empty rooms in matching orange #BaltimoreCeasefire T-shirts. The air smells of urine, the walls are pocked with holes and smudged with the dirty outline of missing appliances.

    Nothing a few regulations won’t fix.

    1. Needz moar rent control.

    2. Yeah, I didn’t catch the part in that BBC article where they point out that Maryland has some of the strictest gun laws in the country, and that Baltimore City has specific laws on the books that are stricter still. Shit, until recently, there was a citywide ban on tasers and stun guns. Not sure, but pepper spray might be on there, too.

  17. Jefe Hayek

    That midget 5’4″ woman is thicc. Ergo, I approve. Cute face, too

    1. I didn’t even get that far into the story. 5’4″ is average height. That fucking story is bullshit and now I’ve outed myself as a midget-fearing person for no reason?

      God dammit.

      1. The Elite Elite

        It’s worse than that. You outed yourself as bigoted against Arby’s. Arby’s is damn awesome, how dare you suggest otherwise! A nice roast beef with their sauce with a side of their curly fries? Delicious!

        1. Count Potato

          “What’s long, black & brutally fucks your mom?

          The eternal, terrifying non-sentience associated w mortality ”

          https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys

      2. Jefe Hayek

        If it’s any consolation, you weren’t hiding it well in the first place. The look in your mustache’s eyes gave it away.

        Used to mess around with a chick who was a borderline midget in high school. I think she was like just barely 5′. Lots of fun…lots. *looks wistfully towards horizon*

        1. The Elite Elite

          Five feet is almost a midget? What is the maximum to still be considered a midget? I always thought that somewhere in the low four foot range was the max. Five foot just sounds a little below average, especially since women typically are shorter anyway.

          1. Nephilium

            Kind of. TLDR: Yes, but there’s also a genetic component which people under 5′ may not have.

          2. Jefe Hayek

            Technically. Like Nephilium said, this girl didn’t have the genetic issues, build, etc of a midget. Just close to meeting the height requirement

      3. Nephilium

        So is this when I should mention that my girlfriend is 4′ 10″?

        You shitlord.

        1. Tundra

          Pics?

          1. Nephilium

            None that she’d let me post.

          2. Jefe Hayek

            wow ok i guess someone let the CUCKS!!! in. man up and be alpha af and stop doing what your girlfriend says! pussy pass DENIED lol

            I apologize for that in advance

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Does she have a flat head?

          1. Nephilium

            She lacks the posture to serve that purpose.

        3. Banjos is 4’11”, maybe 5′. This whole thing is blowing my mind. Midgets are supposed to be much shorter. Like Elite Elite said: low four foot range.

          The world of midgetry is apparently built on appropriating the culture of short women, not the other way around. My wife is being othered. So is your girlfriend.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            In email I refer to my wife as 5FOT which stands for 5 Feet of Terror.

            I’ll have to let her know she is a midget and then run.

          2. mindyourbusiness

            “Though she be but little…”

          3. Old Man With Candy

            SP is *maybe* 5′ nothing. I love to piss her off when we hug by lowering my head to rest my chin on the top of her head.

            She represents the Lollipop Guild.

          4. bacon-magic

            Catbutt him SP!

          5. Tundra

            Mrs. Tundra is a tiny 5’2″ as well. I think I will refrain from referring to her as a midget, though.

            She’s pretty tough.

          6. 5′ 2″ better half here as well.

          7. Scruffy Nerfherder

            What’s with all the shorties?

            Is this a glib thing?

          8. F. Stupidity Jr.

            It’s easier to oppress women when they’re small. I mean, we all are white heterosexual cis-males here, are we not? Isn’t oppressing women what we do?

          9. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’ve had relationships with short and tall women. I can decidedly say that the short ones are not easier to oppress.

          10. straffinrun

            Everybody here is nuts over their wives.

          11. Pope Jimbo

            My wife is short, but (especially at my age) I don’t think she could walk under my scrotum.

          12. Tundra

            +2 low hanging fruit.

          13. Pope Jimbo

            The shorties remind us of orphans. HAWT!

          14. Galt1138

            Must be. My wife’s just barely over 5′. My little Filipina.

          15. Jefe Hayek

            This is a Family Friendly Internet Web Site! Take your lurid tales of “othering” your wives to some darn smutty cesspool like Highlights or Reader’s Digest

          16. Mrs. Animal is 4’11”. She almost always has a gun and at least one blade on her person. 0_0

          17. Brett L

            My wife is 5′ 6″, and I love my giantess wife.

          18. Brett L

            It does cloud how I expect women to be, though. I work remotely and the first time I got to a work conference with several women I work with, they were all 5′ nothin, and I didn’t recognize them. They sounded at least 4″ taller on the phone.

          19. Zunalter

            My wife is 5′ 11″, which is taller than I am.

      4. mexican sharpshooter

        At 5’4″ this midget is taller than my wife, but not by much.

        1. RAHeinlein

          kbolino mentioned Simpson’s paradox yesterday – do we have enough data to proclaim a causal relationship between height and Libertarianism in women (I am 4′ 11 9/16″).

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            My wife is not a libertarian.

          2. tarran

            Have you considered adopting a more bouffant hairdo?

        2. I mean, she does look a little bit like she’d be a little person, but without the disproportionality you see with dwarfism.

          Meanwhile, linked from that page: a little on the skinny side for my tastes, but by pic #3 I’m thinking about a trip to San Antonio…

  18. mr simple

    I have a small confession. I hadn’t actually read the full Google memo until last night. I had read couple excerpts, but I guess the sites I read them on were more biased than I thought. Because when I finished the piece I was kind of pissed off. That was fucking it? That’s what everyone is so worked up about? That’s the most reasonable thing I’ve ever read. The guy was very clear that he thought inclusion and diversity were good things. He presented some scientific facts, said maybe part of the gap was due to them, and suggested they tailor their diversity programs around them instead of fear, intimidation, and discrimination. He also clearly said he was talking only about his particular campus. That’s the hate filled invective that caused so much pain? I had actually after with some criticisms of the piece when I read some out of context quotes. I fell like I need to go back asked apologize to the people I agreed with and let them know that they’re actually not reasonable at all and clearly can see nothing but their bias. The biggest thing is it shows exactly how insane the “totally awesome” “rebuttals” are that said there’s no way people can work with this guy anymore because of there pain he caused them. In fact, they probably just want to punch him in the face, and who can blame them? Because being an irrational child is a justifiable position, apparently. Sorry for the rant; I’m just really pissed off now.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Actually everyone has moved on from the google memo. To late, should have read it earlier

      1. mr simple

        Story of my life.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Paragraphs are you’re friend

      1. Tundra

        But those apostrophes are motherfuckers.

      2. WTF

        “your”

        1. Brett L

          Yusuf is homophonephobic.

          1. straffinrun

            That’s a mouthful.

          2. Brett L

            Its Afghanistanimation, Cap.

          3. straffinrun

            Now it’s a mouthful for my 13 year old cousin.

          4. R C Dean

            Phrasing!

          5. Chipwooder

            The monkey has a butler?

          6. WTF

            OMWC will be in his bunk.

      3. This is what driving Kias does to you.

      4. mr simple

        I’m on a phone. Just correcting all the autocorrect mistakes takes way too long; no time for formatting.

    3. Drake

      Google will be cutting him a check somewhere in the 8-figure range if that makes you feel any better.

      1. Gray Ghost

        Google will be cutting him a check somewhere in the 8-figure range if that makes you feel any better.

        Why? Isn’t he employed at will? What protected class or activity is Google accused of discriminating against?

        I mean, I’d like to see that happen, but what’s his argument? Breach of his employment contract? Defamation?

        1. tarran

          Federal law bans firing people for communicating with other employees about how to improve working conditions. Additionally, CA law bans terminating employees for their political views.

          Google basically violated both laws. They also defamed him.

          I don’t know how much money he’s going to get, but on paper he’s got a fantastic case.*

          * I don’t agree with these laws. I just am describing them. Whale Biologist.

          1. Gray Ghost

            Oooh, that’s going to be interesting to see how Google weasels their way out from under that cause of action. Especially the state law violation. Thanks for the info.

            I wonder if Google can claim that the engineer was fostering a hostile work environment by disseminating the memo, and whether then those activities trump (pun not intended) the federal law and state law claims?

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Here’s an open letter to Damore:

      https://www.radicalcandor.com/blog/open-letter-james-damore/

      I listened to him interviewed on Molyneux. Not a shred of evidence he’s a barbarian. Quite the opposite.

      1. straffinrun

        Listen to Jordan Peterson’s interview with him. IMO it was much better than Molyneux’s.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Will check it out.

      2. hate_speech

        This person led a 700 person team at google and is apparently incapable of actually addressing any of the evidence / research in what he wrote?

        Jordan Peterson had him on, and went over the letter. According to him, all of the claims are in line with the state of the study as it stands today (obviously subject to change).

        Also, if James is going to weather this he’s going to have to learn to speak when it’s his turn to say something. What an awful interview.

        1. mr simple

          No she could only address all the terrible things “he implied” (she inferred), which is to me the worst and most disingenuous thing in this whole debacle. Literally no one made the argument that women can’t be in tech or leadership, that men are smarter than women, that the women (and somehow minorities were dragged into this) who are there don’t deserve to be and should be removed, or having a diverse work force is bad. But that’s what every one of these open responses are arguing against.

      3. wdalasio

        Google’s CEO Sundar Pichai and pretty much every leader I know there is deeply committed to making sure everyone has a voice at Google. But they’ve got a ways to go; I have total confidence openness to diverse views will continue to improve there. Conservative Googlers have both Sundar and you to thank for that.

        In light of subsequent events, HAAAHHAHA!

      4. He and Bret Weinstein should go on a GUYS GONE MILD tour.

  19. Chipwooder

    Gotta hand it to you, sloopy – I did not expect to see the East Coast station on West Broad St referenced today! haha

    1. Apparently he’s not there anymore. I was through there recently and went out to see if he was still there. And the rolling stool isn’t even behind the counter anymore. So I assume he’s moved on over the rainbow or wherever.

      1. Chipwooder

        I gas up there from time to time but I don’t think I’ve ever actually been inside. Just pay at the pump.

        You came to Richmond and didn’t say hi to me? How rude.

        1. I’m sorry. I wasn’t there for very long and I ended up not doing much. I even stayed in the aloft over Keegan’s in the west end and didn’t go anywhere.
          It was a long, unpleasant day. I wouldn’t have been good company.

          I should be back periodically though. I’ll let you know next time.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            That wouldn’t be for Motley’s would it?

          2. What’s that?
            It would be just business that brings me there from now on.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Auction house. Deals a bunch of VDOT equipment.

          4. Oh, gotcha. No, I can’t do much with that stuff when TxDOT has so much for me to get hands on, as do all the local guys.

          5. Chipwooder

            ha, just giving you shit.

            West Broad Village (the development where Keegan’s is) is so bizarre. It boggles my mind that people spent close to a half-million dollars to live in townhouses in a shopping center.

  20. PieInTheSKy

    Jessica Smith raised an arm and pointed across the lobby of the university student center like an ornithologist who had just spied a rare breed in the underbrush.

    “There’s one,” she said.

    It was, in fact, an unusual bird that Smith had spotted, especially on this campus: masculum collegium discipulus. A male college student.

    Women outnumber men by more than six to one here at Carlow University, where Smith is a senior and an orientation leader who was preparing to welcome incoming freshmen.

    That’s an extreme example of a surprising shift besetting all of higher education.

    Where men once went to college in proportions far higher than women—58 percent to 42 percent as recently as the 1970s—the ratio has now almost exactly reversed.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2017/08/why-men-are-the-new-college-minority/536103/?utm_source=twb

    I would say its good for dudes getting laid a lot, but in the new campuses that a wee bit of a risk

    1. Pat

      Men don’t need college because they automatically make 6 figure salaries on account of privilege and shit.

    2. Jefe Hayek

      Make college as tedious, time consuming, and unhelpful for later financial success as it currently is and this is what you get.

      I would say this could be for a colleges; a sort of Malthusian shift back to the natural number of people who deserve, need, and want a college education. But that, unfortunately, will not be the case.

      Colleges will, instead, dump millions of dollars into new fitness centers, dorms, restaurants, sex robots who wont falsely accuse students of rape, etc to lure male students back. It will work and they will have to increase tuition to pay for the fancy dolls non-human co-partners, and the cosmic ballet goes on.

      1. WTF

        There will be no efforts to lure male students back. Because when it was 60-40 male-female, that was a national crisis. When the numbers are reversed, that is just evidence of female empowerment and achievement.

        1. wdalasio

          Yeah, they’ll be empowered and achieved while the bridges collapse, the electronic networks run down and plagues return. Because, even outnumbering men, women aren’t going into STEM.

      2. wdalasio

        Well, of course, it’s only the men who are being weeded out to only those who deserve, need, and want a college education. The marginal women are still being sent to study oppression studies and comparative literature.
        +

    3. Chipwooder

      Were I in college today, I wouldn’t touch a college girl with a ten meter cattle prod (h/t: Ray Stantz). I’d save up my money for hookers, hit up happy hour at TGI Fridays in search of MILF divorcees, anything but dating college girls.

      1. WTF

        Except 19-year old guys don’t generally think that rationally on the matter.

        1. SugarFree

          That’s what makes them such great marks.

          But honestly, it’s a bit of a tall poppy problem. Millions of squalid sexual college encounters don’t end in rape accusations.

          1. Tundra

            Squalid is kind of strong. Nothing like a little morning-after regret to make an adult of you.

          2. PieInTheSKy

            And squalid is better than none

          3. Chipwooder

            I’m a cautious type, though. That’s why I only tried crack once.

          4. PieInTheSKy

            True but it does not change the need of a bit of care. Like don’t stick it into supercrazy, crazyish works. That sort o thing

          5. wdalasio

            Millions of squalid sexual college encounters don’t end in rape accusations.

            True. And thousands of people go skydiving every year without incident. Doesn’t make it any better to be that statistical outlier.

          6. SugarFree

            But it also doesn’t keep a lot of people from going skydiving knowing those outliers exist.

          7. pan fried wylie

            The billions of people who will never go skydiving disagree with your assessment.

      2. Jefe Hayek

        Strip mall karaoke bars. That’s where you meet the MILF divorcees who aren’t there to play around.

        So I’ve heard

          1. Jefe Hayek

            There was a place down the street from campus at UK where over half the clientele was 35-45 year old 7s who are having their weekly “girls night out.”

            Pretty nice place to go for a college man about town

        1. Tundra

          The gym is the place for divorced (or soon to be divorced) hotties.

    4. robc

      Even my alma mater is up to 35% or so female.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        My alma mater is currently at 16% female. But it’s a trade school.

    5. Raston Bot

      6:1?? i would have flunked out the first semester.. with several buns in ovens.

  21. SugarFree

    I know it’s because Spitzer is such a piece of shit, but I’m trying and failing to come up with a reason to put this girl in jail. He committed a crime and paid someone to not report it. Why isn’t he the one in jail, preferably forever?

    1. WTF

      Because elites v. peasants.

      1. Gray Ghost

        Reading that link, and being surprised that Clark’s columns were still available at popehat, I was wondering if the commenter Xenocles from TOS ever made it to here?

    2. bacon-magic

      Those tittayes though.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    At the Marginal Revolution site yesterday, I came across this comment to one of the posts:

    “It’s dangerous for people to be too rich. Concentrates power and influence too much, and ends up threatening the liberties of the lower classes. Personally, I’d be fine with confiscating wealth and simply throwing it away, and I think the poor would see gains from that kind of action. I’d probably rank it below the other two options, though. But I’d still (depending on the amount of wealth) consider it a net positive.”

    And that’s why I stopped going to that “libertarian economics” site a long time ago.

    Too many people who want the Little Red Hen’s cake.

    1. Chipwooder

      Kind of unfair to blame the site for the comments, no? I’m not saying you don’t have other beefs with MR, to be sure. /Soave

    2. straffinrun

      Isn’t that what the government is doing right now?

  23. Pat

    Chris Cornell Statue Planned for Seattle

    Chris Cornell’s widow Vicky Cornell is planning a statue in his honor, according to a new interview with the Seattle Times. The statue will be placed somewhere in Seattle, and it will be made by sculptor Wayne Toth—the artist behind Johnny Ramone​’s statue at his Hollywood Forever grave in Los Angeles.

    The sculptor who did the Cobain statue in Aberdeen was booked up.

    1. Chipwooder

      There’s actually a Cobain statue in Aberdeen?

      1. Pat

        It’s been described as creepy, I’ll let you judge for yourselves.

        1. Tundra

          “Paul McCartney said Kurt Cobain was a genius, that said a lot for me,” Simpson told Seattle’s Komo News. “We want him to be known for his music.”

          What the fuck else would he be known for? Marksmanship?

          1. MikeS

            He did hit everything he shot at.

            …or is Courtney the marksman…?

          2. Chipwooder
          3. straffinrun

            *Mindblown*

          4. Los Doyers

            ::lines everyone in this thread up against the wall::

          5. *hands Los Doyers extra ammo*

          6. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Roger Waters approves

      2. Jefe Hayek

        Aberdeen is the biggest shit hole I’ve ever visited. Bar none. I was there for less than an hour and I wanted to grab a shotgun

        FWIW I’m from Kentucky and have been to just about every stereotypical Appalachian backwoods hilljack town you can imagine. Those places look like Shangri-la compared to Aberdeen.

        To set the scene, it was July and a beautiful sunny day in the low 80s pretty much everywhere between Seattle and Ocean Shores, except Aberdeen, where it was raining and 68. Like literally just in Aberdeen. 5 miles on either side was perfectly fine. So we stop to get gas at the best looking gas station we can find. I go in to take a piss and the door is only held on by one hinge and wont close all the way, the toilet seat is broken, and the trash can has an 8 inch stack of shitty TP and what can only be described as a first trimester abortion on a period pad laid on top overflowing out the top. The guy working there was definitely on heroin and two Native American guys looked like they wanted to stab me and rape my fiancee, but they were too drunk to stand up to do it.

        *exhales* Other than that, not bad

        1. Chipwooder

          Holy shit, I haven’t heard the phrase “hilljack” since I had a girlfriend from Kentucky almost 20 years ago! Blast from the past, there.

          I remember the first time I went to visit her. We went out for lunch and when the waitress asked us what we wanted to drink. I asked “what beers ya got?” and her reaction was as if I had asked for a tall glass of urine. “Sir, this is a dry county.” What the fuck – didn’t we get rid of prohibition like 70 years ago??? I had no idea dry counties existed, never had heard of such an insane notion.

          Anyway, I’ve heard from people who had been there that Aberdeen tells you all you need to know about why Kurt Cobain offed himself.

          1. Jefe Hayek
          2. robc

            Not really half, but the weird half-assed moist shit makes it difficult to tell.

          3. Jefe Hayek

            Geographically it probably about half. Population wise, it’s not even close

          4. robc

            Geographically, it is maybe 20 counties that are totally dry.

          5. robc

            actually 32, from a quick count from your map. +/-2 for counting.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            I think things like the Carrollton bus crash got people to start realizing that the dry system was counter-productive. It just made drunks drive a lot further to the next county line, where there were 3 liquor stores and two bars within a quarter mile.

          7. robc

            Basically, any county with a blue dot is wet, you just have to go into the city to buy.

          8. WTF

            Hell, New Jersey actually has a couple of dry towns, like Ocean Grove, because it was founded as a camp meeting by Methodist ministers.

          9. Nephilium

            There’s a couple of dry counties in Ohio still. However, there is a workaround available to them. If you get a brewery license, you automatically get a license to sell liquor and wine as well, even in a dry county. There’s at least one country club in a dry county that got a brewery license just to be able to sell liquor. From the write up I read, they’re a private club, and brewed the minimum amount of beer from extract they needed to in order to keep the license.

          10. robc

            There are 4 dry precincts in Louisville. They thought they would lower crime by getting rid of corner liquor stores. This happened about a decade ago.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      There’s a spot in the Fremont neighborhood that needs a new statue.

  24. straffinrun

    The train doors opened and I rushed out onto the platform without looking back. Why? Because of our cultural obsession with raising girls to be “good.”

    Who teaches their daughter to let guys finger them on the train? Sounds like she was raised by Bobby Peru.

    1. Right? If parenting goes as planned, and provided my daughter retains her current penchant for stubborn, violent rage, the first time anyone tries to put a finger somewhere she doesn’t want it to be she’s going to wind up on trial for aggravated assault.

  25. MikeS

    Green Party presidential candidate pleads guilty to misdemeanor in DAPL case

    Law enforcement officials were called to investigate damaged construction equipment after officers were notified pipeline protesters were trespassing on private land south of Mandan…A “considerable amount of damage” was noted, including paint and cut “wires/ tubing,” the affidavit said.

    Officers were alerted to a video that showed Stein painting the front of one of the bulldozers with the phrase, “I approve this message,” Rummel wrote.

  26. straffinrun

    Giant inflatable chicken with golden hair perched right outside of White House

    The chicken was tethered to the ground but slightly swayed back and forth, without an explanation as to why it was there in the first place. No sign or message was attached to the chicken at all.

  27. Rufus the Monocled

    The one about the girl having been fondled. I don’t get the point of her article and why is the NYP publishing such nonsense? With Dunham quotes to boot!

    Other than that, not sure why pretty girls get their lips done. It puffs them up and it’s not sexy.

    The one about the Russian girl allegedly blackmailing that scumbag.

    Those nipples.

    That is all.

  28. Just a thought not a sermon

    Just came across this:

    ” Airbnb host who canceled reservation using racist comment must pay $5,000. Exclusive: Tami Barker, who said she was canceling a guest’s booking because the woman was Asian, must take a course in Asian American studies”

    So California is now actually, truly assigned those guilty of wrongthink to reeducation courses.

    “In addition to paying monetary damages and taking a college-level course in Asian American studies, Barker must agree to comply with anti-discrimination laws, make a personal apology to Suh, participate in a community education panel and volunteer with a civil rights organization.”

    We’ve got everything here, self-criticism sessions, enforced re-education, everything necessary to make Winston Smith, er, Tami Barker, into a right-thinkful person.

    1. straffinrun

      That’ll straighten her right out.

    2. Public Accommodation laws have rendered the 1A useless. They need to be challenged again to see what happens.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Try and tell me progressivism doesn’t lead to intellectual gulags.

      Ga’head.

    4. The Sleeper

      Isn’t that the incident where the “victim” (the Asian woman) tried to weasel in extra guests at the last minute without paying extra for the accommodations? As in, she showed up and met with the host and was kicked out when she wouldn’t allow her friends and/or pets to tag along for free.

    5. Wouldn’t the less time-consuming and costly response be for Suh to call her a shithead or something and be done with it?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Lindy West, poet

    The sky turned brown and opaque. The neighboring city of Bellevue, which normally glitters above Lake Washington to the east, disappeared. The mountains disappeared. I haven’t seen a tree move in a week. It’s as though a giant cloche has been placed over the whole region, like God is playing molecular gastronomy and we are her smoked langoustine cotton candy duck balloons. You can feel the air on your skin, powdery and wrong, somehow both sweltering and clammy. Residents have been warned not to exercise; people with asthma are clutching their inhalers, white-knuckled.

    ————–

    Seattle this week looks like one of those old photos of America’s smog-socked skylines from before the Clean Air Act and the Environmental Protection Agency, an echo as oddly hopeful as it is horrifying. The thing about human-made climate change is that it’s human-made, which means that humans, to some degree, can unmake it. It will take more than good liberals composting their pizza boxes. We need to make profound changes to the way that industry, commerce and corporations function in this country, which means that we need government intervention, which means, unfortunately, that we need a different government. Let your representatives know that, and remember it in 2018.

    tl;dr- We’re all gonna die, and it’s probably Trump’s fault.

    Forest fires are totally unprecedented.

    1. MikeS

      like God is playing molecular gastronomy and we are her smoked langoustine cotton candy duck balloons.

      This has to be a random word generator. Right?

      1. Tundra

        Or else someone found Agile’s stash.

    2. Pat

      Seattle this week looks like one of those old photos of America’s smog-socked skylines from before the Clean Air Act and the Environmental Protection Agency

      It looks like a hysterical fabrication?

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Trump didn’t start the fire
      It was always burning
      Since the world’s been turning

      Sorry about that

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        I get cat butted for good natured ribbing at the admins and this monstrosity goes on without punishment?

        1. Pat

          I can’t take it anymore!

      2. *closes fists*

    4. Chipwooder

      Even for a NYT opinion writer, Lindy West is a fucking moron.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      smoked langoustine cotton candy duck balloons

      Just rolls off the tongue

    6. Yusef drives a Kia

      That Idiot should have seen the smog in Socal in the 70s, if you couldn’t see the Mts. no swimming, we lived 7 miles from Mt. Baldy ,a 10k high peak.
      We have cleaned up the air at some great cost but Climate change? If anything the trend is Downward in SoCal,

    7. Chipwooder

      Seriously, ignoring everything else that’s wrong with Lindy West, she’s simply an awful, terrible, no good writer. Her writing is the kind of nonsensical silliness teenagers write in their diaries, things that sound so cool and deep to them at the time.

    8. Michael

      Residents have been warned not to exercise…

      Lindy West remains in compliance as a precautionary measure.

      1. Chipwooder

        *wild applause*

    9. Count Potato

      Why does the NYT keep publishing this fat idiot?

    10. R C Dean

      There weren’t any wildfires before global warming, eh, Lindy?

  30. KibbledKristen
    1. straffinrun

      How’d you like that lineup on your Tinder?

      1. KibbledKristen

        Let’s see:

        would* – wouldn’t – wouldn’t – wouldn’t

        *(of course, he would answer “wouldn’t” if he saw my pic)

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is just Sam the Eagle four times

      LOL

    3. Drake

      I laughed. I love the slightly different “I’m really fucking serious” expressions they each have.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “In addition to paying monetary damages and taking a college-level course in Asian American studies, Barker must agree to comply with anti-discrimination laws, make a personal apology to Suh, participate in a community education panel and volunteer with a civil rights organization.”

    The state should confiscate her property and give it to the Opium Tong for use as a clubhouse.

  32. LJW

    No links because I don’t want to give the shit sites clicks. But the left is shitting the bed over this whole Walmart “Own the school year like a hero” sign over a gun display. Obviously someone intentionally moved the sign over the display as a joke. What’s pathetic is Snopes the supposed unbiased site says the claim that Walmart put the sign there is true.

    1. straffinrun

      Snopes: We cherry pick so you don’t have to.

    2. Pat

      Pretty funny. If they’d changed the sign to: “Own the school year like an hero” it would have been better.

      1. pan fried wylie

        Quit othering the Cockneys.

    3. The Elite Elite

      Ah, Snopes. I remember 15 years ago when that site was actually considered good for debunking various popular online myths. How far they’ve fallen. (Or were they always bad? I never went to their site, so I wouldn’t know from any personal experience, just what I’ve heard.)

      1. LJW

        They caved to the click bait sensationalist headlines. The actual story clarifies the situation but the headline is extremely misleading. “Did Walmart Place a Sign Over a Gun Display Urging Kids to ‘Own the School Year Like a Hero’?” No indication a Walmart employee placed the sign there and Walmart has already said the marketing material was not for gun displays.

      2. Florida Man

        That’s too bad. I’ve used them before, but not for political stuff. Is there an honest alternative?

      3. robc

        I always assumed they were untrustworthy, just on the basis of being cynical.

        1. mr simple

          Yeah, most of those type sites are “true, from a certain point of view” at best.

  33. This slide needs to end. Somebody get me a live chicken.

    You get Carlos Rodan pitching for the Sox. That should do it.

    1. Gray Ghost

      Let’s see. Verlander last night: 8.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R or ER, 3 BB, 6 SO.

      Nah, the Astros are good.

      Though if they keep up with this lack of hitting, even adding Verlander won’t save them.

      1. Brett L

        It had to come sometime. I’m hoping they’ll pull out of it by September, but the TEAM batting line would be good enough for like 25th in the league. It was ridiculous.

        1. Gray Ghost

          The White Sox went something like 4-24 from July 1 to playing the Astros. Before their fire sale. Getting hammered by the likes of the A’s. The Astros send Keuchel and McHugh against their two pitchers whose best ERA, I think, was maybe a 6. And still got hammered in both games. This is not the hallmark of a good team, or one that will do anything in the playoffs but lose.

          I’m not sure Correa coming back in September will be enough. At least Bregman is finally hitting. It’s feast or famine with that guy.

          1. Brett L

            Its the Astros. I’ve been celebrating so hard because I know there will be a late summer fade and an October disappointment.

  34. Pope Jimbo

    Nepal is so woke

    KATHMANDU, Nepal — Nepal’s parliament has passed a bill toward making women safer by strengthening laws against acid attacks along with the ancient Hindu customs of demanding dowry payments for marriage and exiling women who are menstruating.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      well what else are you supposed to do with creatures that bleed for 5 days but don’t die

  35. The Elite Elite

    Because of our cultural obsession with raising girls to be “good.”

    Where does she live that this is a “cultural obsession?” I know in the society I live in the obsession is that women can do no wrong and can never be judged for any questionable, stupid, and/or slutty behavior they do, but men are horrible and awful simply for existing and need to be taught not to rape. Also, she says this like being taught to be good is somehow a bad thing.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Allowing groping by strangers is not being good anyway

    2. If she was raised to think that “being good” means allowing yourself to be sexually molested, she was probably abused by at least one family member. She ought to deal with that rather than project her very individual experiences onto society at large.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    A heaping helping of delusion for breakfast.

    After decades of getting out-organized and outspent in battles to control state legislatures, Democratic strategists have woken up to the importance of defending against Republican gains at the grass roots.

    The anger and fear provoked by the advent of President Trump have led to explosive growth for progressive advocacy groups determined to oppose the president’s agenda and, crucially, to elect Democrats to local office — groups like Indivisible, Run for Something, Emerge America and Color of Change.

    The number of Democratic candidates filing for office at all levels of government has surged; the trickle of money into liberal grass-roots programs has become a flood; and turnout in post-2016 Democratic primaries has reached record levels.

    It’s just money and “organization” that have turned all those Statehouses red. Message is irrelevant. Yes, please, Democrats, go out into yokelstan and tell them what a bunch of stingy ignorant bigoted hicks they are. They’ll welcome you with open arms.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Has Team Blue done anything in the last 6 months but ensure continued Republican domination of state legislatures, Congress, and the Presidency? Serious question.

      1. Idle Hands

        It’s still early. But as long as Pelosi is the one raising money and influencing the message their messaging will probably remain the same. Anyone that could push them in a helpful direction has been pushed out of leadership positions which is what happens when you have an incredibly shallow bench and most/all of your talent comes from only two places(Northeast and West coast). The pendulum usually swings though.

        1. R C Dean

          The Repubs in Congress are shoving on that pendulum as hard as they can to get more Dems elected, as far as I can tell. I would bet that a not-insignificant number of establishment Repubs want the Dems to take the House, at a minimum, so that Trump gets impeached. Its of a piece with their historical preference for Dems over Tea Party Republicans.

    2. Pat

      Even funnier since Republicans won in spite of being utter bumblefucks with the organizational effectiveness of a children’s crusade, and the Democrats are the ones with a massive distributed network of rent-a-mobs, community organizers, and taxpayer-financed messaging courtesy of pubsec unions. In addition, compared to Republicans they get even money or better from Wall Street and more or less all the political donations from the media, entertainment, technology, and education sectors. On top of which George Soros and Tom Steyer have contributed between them probably more money than the RNC has received collectively in the last 15 years.

      1. Gray Ghost

        …utter bumblefucks with the organizational effectiveness of a children’s crusade…

        Couldn’t put it any better, bravo.

    3. WTF

      They seem to be blissfully ignorant of the fact that the Democrats have been losing races where they have significantly out-spent the Republicans. So of course the lesson they take is “spend more”.

    4. R C Dean

      After decades of getting out-organized and outspent in battles to control state legislatures

      Is this true? Where’s the data showing that, for at least 20 years, the Repubs have outspent the Dems at the state level?

      On a quick scan of the article linked at “outspent”, this is the only reference to money:

      By the end of 2010, their fund-raising haul would make them the fourth wealthiest 527 in Washington, behind only their allies at the Republican Governors Association ($117 million), the Democratic Governors Association (a distant second with $55 million), and AFSCME ($49 million).

      And the article isn’t even about state races, its about Congressional races and “gerrymandering”. And I don’t have to tell you that the AFSCME and DGA dollars are all Dem dollars. I also find it odd that he quit at 4 organizations. Anyone want to bet that the fifth is SEIU, which are Dem dollars, too?

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Wait, it wasn’t that long ago that we were being assured that the Dems (and Obama specifically) had figured out how to target every voter with the perfect pitch and the GOP was dead meat.

  37. commodious spittoon

    Love that Baltimore article. Joblessness? Welfarism? Dependency? The wholesale abdication of personal responsibility? Nah, it’s the guns and the drugs what’s to blame. They “made it like this.”

  38. Tundra

    Elon, never change. Weak earnings report, junk bond offering, and general silliness. So what does he do?

    Doubles down.

    Hey LA peeps – he’s gonna dig a nice tunnel for you!

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      He’s on the cover of ‘Success’ magazine with the caption ‘The man on a mission to ave the world’.

      I get this publication as a free trial. Never read it because I hate terms like ‘business leaders’ which mean nothing to me. They ain’t hooking me in with shit like that.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Inc, Fortune, Forbes… they’re all shill mags for the flavor of the week and love a good huckster.

        1. wdalasio

          Actually, Inc. has gone full-bore progressive.

    2. Chipwooder

      All that bluffing is gonna get called eventually, and the fallout will be spectacular.

    3. Rasilio

      It is funny but it is almost like he read Heinlein’s “The Man Who Sold The Moon” and decided to use it as an instruction manual

    4. R C Dean

      As far as I know, not a single Tesla has been sold that wasn’t government-subsidized. There was a story awhile back about a government that pulled their subsidies, and lo, not a single Tesla was sold afterward.

      1. DOOMco

        I think it was Sweden? Norway?
        They ended their subsidy, but they tax new car sales at some 100% bullshit. of course no one will buy a new one without the subsidy.
        Here, the sales would plummet to close to zero.

  39. PieInTheSKy

    Deep underground in the Scottish highlands lies a complex of disused oil storage tanks built during World War II. Located near the town of Invergordon, the Inchindown Oil Tanks were used to cache British stores of oil in bombproof environs, all the while hiding a sonic secret.

    In 2014, 12 years after the tanks were decommissioned and emptied, an acoustic engineering professor named Trevor Cox discovered that they were capable of producing the world’s longest echo in a manmade structure.

    Professor Cox got a tip from a local that one of the tanks was large enough to create a huge echo. The tank is twice the length of a soccer field, and 44 feet tall. After being lowered into the tank in a pipe (a stunt that left him covered in oil), Cox recorded the sounds of blanks fired from a gun. The sound reverberated for an incredible 112 seconds, easily beating the standing world record for longest echo

    http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/inchindown-oil-tanks?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=atlas-page

    1. Pat

      Inb4 Abbey Road Studios purchases it.

    2. Florida Man

      He fired a gun covered in oil in a enclosed space filled with gas fumes? Was he from Florida?

      1. Hold m’ pint and get a shafty o’ this!

  40. MikeS

    I stumbled across this gem the other day. Thought I’d share:

    Melissa Auf der Maur & Glenn Danzig – Father’s Grave>

  41. Rufus the Monocled

    Posted above but wouldn’t mind the more ‘philosophical’ among this merry band of dopes take on this ‘open letter’ to Damore.

    https://www.radicalcandor.com/blog/open-letter-james-damore/

    1. PieInTheSKy

      “I’ll admit as a liberal, a woman, and a former Googler who led a 700-person team, I can knowledgeably – and vehemently – disagree with most of what you wrote.” this is nonsense, being a liberal woman or team leader does not mean you can knowledgeably disagree. People she led at google are in no way society average.

      “Google’s CEO Sundar Pichai and pretty much every leader I know there is deeply committed to making sure everyone has a voice at Google. ” – don’t seem like it to me

      I can’t be arsed to learn what Radical Candor is.

      “an argument that shows no concern for the people you’re talking to” – meh an argument is an argument if valid

      “will experience your words as Obnoxious Aggression. ” irrelevant

      “unconscious bias training” – bullshit

      Other then that a lot of claims without much source but I can’t be bother to comment all of it

      1. commodious spittoon

        I can’t be arsed to learn what Radical Candor is.

        They’re revolutionary scavengers.

        Wait, that’s radical condors. I have no idea what a radical candor is.

        1. Chipwooder

          clever!

      2. commodious spittoon

        And how does one “admit” to the central thesis of their think piece? Lady, you sat down to write this thing expressly to advocate for that position. And it’s a self-serving position to take. It’s like admitting to my massive length and girth, I’m not disclosing some forbidding, painful secret.

      3. R C Dean

        “Google’s CEO Sundar Pichai and pretty much every leader I know there is deeply committed to making sure everyone has a voice at Google.”

        Well, everyone who agrees with them. How anyone can say this after somebody was fired for using his voice at Google shows either pathological delusion or utter mendacity.

        I have total confidence openness to diverse views will continue to improve there. Conservative Googlers have both Sundar and you to thank for that.

        Nothing improves openness to diverse views like firing employees who express diverse views. And I seem to recall the CEO publicly expressing support for the firing. How stupid would you have to be, to believe that your “conservative friends at Google” now feel more able to express their opinions, after watching the protruding nail get very publicly hammered down.

        I’d like to explain where I think you mis-stepped, and to offer some ideas for how you can find a way to share your opinions more productively in the future. In general, it’s better to criticize in private, but when an issue is so public an open letter will scale.

        Way to chicksplain, sweetie. Unfortunately, this saga has demonstrated pretty conclusively that Google is so intolerant that “private criticisms” will not change anything and will lead to retaliation.

    2. straffinrun

      She’s Hihn:

      “When you make an argument that shows no concern for the people you’re talking to, and exhibits little awareness that your argument is more an ensemble of opinion than proven science or fact, others will experience your words as Obnoxious Aggression.”

      1. Count Potato

        Is that now a thing that is supposed to be written capitalized?

      2. Brett L

        d exhibits little awareness that your argument is more an ensemble of opinion than proven science or fact,

        Even though his piece has more footnotes than hers. You can’t make this shit up.

    3. RAHeinlein

      I read the entire letter. Frankly, Damore’s piece was better thought-out. It’s challenging to take Kim Scott’s so-called open letter seriously as she is shamelessly hawking her services as a professional management consultant.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        She does seem to have a whole lot of ‘jargon’ (obnoxious aggression?) passing off as arguments down pat.

        1. Count Potato

          It’s a perfectly cromulent expression.

        2. RAHeinlein

          Check her Linkedin profile and the picture will be clear.

      2. Gilmore

        she is shamelessly hawking her services as a professional management consultant.

        To be fair, this is how ALL management consultants market themselves

        its no more/less shameless than coca cola using dancing polar bears

        1. Bobarian LMD

          no more/less shameless than coca cola using dancing polar bears

          Or actual cocaine.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    On top of which George Soros and Tom Steyer have contributed between them probably more money than the RNC has received collectively in the last 15 years.

    But KOCHBROS!

  43. Pope Jimbo

    Minneapolis cancels conference on writing for children and young adults because it was too stifingly white.

    Actually they canceled because they only had one cuban writer. The rest were all whiteys. The stifingly comment comes from this fun-sounding person:

    One writer who wasn’t invited was Minneapolis writer Shannon Gibney, whose young-adult novel “See No Color” won a Minnesota Book Award last year. She said the issue of diversity is crucial, because children’s literature remains overwhelmingly white. While many Loft conferences are diverse, Gibney said, the children’s literature conference has not been.

    “The times I’ve been to that conference it has felt stiflingly white, definitely stiflingly older white woman, stiflingly suburban,” Gibney said. “And because of that it hasn’t been a space where, as a newer writer of color, it is really useful for me.”

    1. Pat

      “The times I’ve been to that conference it has felt stiflingly white, definitely stiflingly older white woman, stiflingly suburban,” Gibney said. “And because of that it hasn’t been a space where, as a newer writer of color, it is really useful for me.”

      You could always, you know, not attend.

      1. Chipwooder

        Writer of color? What colors does she write? I’m confused.

        1. Tundra

          She has the 64 box of Crayolas, I guess.

    2. Tundra

      Uh huh. “Stifling”. Sure, Shannon.

      Hmmm. Raised by whitey.

      And this gem:

      Shannon has called Minneapolis home since 2002. She moved there right after completing her graduate work at Indiana, and took a job at the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder, the state’s oldest Black newspaper. A three-year stint as managing editor of this 75-year-old publication introduced Shannon to the vibrant, growing, and diverse Black community in the Twin Cities,…

      *barf*

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The quality of their writing counts for shit.

    4. MikeS

      Shannon Gibney, whose young-adult novel “See No Color

      And yet, she does the exact opposite of that.

    5. KibbledKristen

      stiflingly older white woman, stiflingly suburban

      OMG. The authors reflect their customer base! How stifling!

      1. KibbledKristen

        No idea why I used an a tag instead of blockquote.

    6. Count Potato

      “Other than Alexander, who is Cuban-American, every writer who agreed to speak was white.”

      SMDH

    7. Rasilio

      Speakin of YA lit…

      http://www.vulture.com/2017/08/the-toxic-drama-of-ya-twitter.html

      Looks like they have the same problem with progtard witch hunts running amok that Sci Fi publishing does

      1. But a growing number of critics say the draggings, well-intended though they may be, are evidence of a growing dysfunction in the world of YA publishing.

        Assumes facts not in evidence.

        One author and former diversity advocate described why she no longer takes part: “I have never seen social interaction this fucked up,” she wrote in an email. “And I’ve been in prison.”

        Why, it’s almost as if the SJW cult is exploiting the willingness of teenagers and adolescents to recreate the movie Mean Girls in order to use them as a weapon. Imagine that.

  44. Drake

    Can You Hear the Difference Between a Cheap and Expensive Violin?

    The really cheap one sounds like shit. I can’t really distinguish between the really expensive ones – not on Youtube through my ear buds at least.

    1. KibbledKristen

      I went a bit down the rabbit hole and clicked this one, because viola. Amazing.

    2. RAHeinlein

      Cheap violin – crap. The second expensive violin best. Highest price-tag likely more about rarity versus sound (although excellent).

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Thunderstruck. Nice.

      The pricey violin does sound better. If you are skilled and talented enough to get the instrument’s full potential it is not a bad idea to buy a high quality piece. For the rest of us, a $62 violin will probably do.

      1. spqr2008

        It also makes sense if the instrument is from a good maker, and likely to retain or grow in value. My $2500 viola is now worth $5K, because it was only 4 years old when I started using it, and I treat it well.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Hmm. I played viola when I was a kid. Anyone else play it? There be a trend…

    4. hate_speech

      Yeah, I didn’t bother to watch that because I assume all the post-processing done by Youtube would fuck it up anyway.

  45. whiz

    “Yankees win. Sox win. Nats win. Twins win. Dodgers win. Rockies win. Hell, everybody won (the Orioles had the day off) that played and matters to the Glibs…”

    Hey sloop, here’s a glib who roots for the Cardinals (current owners of a 5-game winning streak, only 1.5 GB from the Cubbies).

    1. robc

      Also the Reds, but, nevermind, we will talk again next year.

      1. whiz

        My condolences, they really have fallen on hard times the last few years. Too bad, Joey Votto deserves better.

        1. robc

          We still have our 9 game World Series winning streak intact.

      2. mr simple

        I’ve followed the Braves for as long as I can remember, but I’m not sure they are still in the Majors.

    2. Idle Hands

      I hate to say it but this is shapeing up as a good year for the nats to finally win a playoff series. The 3rd and 4th/5th best teams in the nl are going to be playing the Dodgers in the first round and the Cubs might not even make the playoffs.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I have to eat some crow. I was sure the Twinks were frauds, but here it is August and they are still contending.

        Too bad for them the Vikings start their season tonight. The Twinks would have to get to the World Series to put a dent in the local interest in the Vikings (even if they are going to be middle of the road again).

        1. MikeS

          even if they are going to be middle of the road again

          Is that another prediction?

          1. Pope Jimbo

            I call it optimism…

        2. AceDroman

          Was it you who told me to trade Santana?

    3. I’ll add them to my repertoire. But not the Reds. Oh, the poor, fucking Reds.

    4. It’s like the Cleveland Indians don’t exist.

  46. Idle Hands

    going to Gettysburg for a wedding next weekend. Never been. Any suggested places to see(limited timeframe), good places to stay for a night and good places to eat?

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      I recommend going to the local brothel “Whore Score”.

      1. Idle Hands

        sounds good, any recommended whores?

        1. Idle Hands

          Also how’s the spread maybe I can kill two birds?

          1. Rasilio

            pretty sure if you’ve got the cash they’ll spread any way you want

        2. Old Man With Candy

          Winston’s mom.

      2. Tundra

        Nice.

      3. Pope Jimbo

        If a score of whores could score, what woud the score be of a score of whores?

      4. Gustave Lytton

        Whore Score in 7 minutes? What else?

    2. KibbledKristen

      Could I ask a flavor? If you see any plaques or such about William Gamble, could you photograph and post? He’s an ancestral relative of mine through his wife.

      1. Idle Hands

        yeah no problem, Ill keep an eye out.

        1. KibbledKristen

          Danke schon!

      2. R C Dean

        You mean, like this?

        1. KibbledKristen

          Not the same dude

  47. PBRstreetgang

    I am not techy at all. Can anyone assess how compelling this article is? The short version is: Russian hack of DNC server is false and information in metadata (transfer rates and other stuff I don’t get) proves it. Bill Binney, Kirk Wiebe and Ed Loomis figure into the analysis.
    https://www.thenation.com/article/a-new-report-raises-big-questions-about-last-years-dnc-hack/

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The metadata established several facts in this regard with granular precision: On the evening of July 5, 2016, 1,976 megabytes of data were downloaded from the DNC’s server. The operation took 87 seconds. This yields a transfer rate of 22.7 megabytes per second.

      That’s pretty cut and dry. You’re not going to achieve those speeds over typical internet service. You’re definitely not going to achieve those kinds of speeds interacting with what was probably a non-optimized server owned by the DNC. A USB flash drive on the other hand….

      1. spqr2008

        I mean, it is possibly they have a 1/1 Gigabit Fiber connection, and that lefty Google and other Internet giant employees set up their server for them, but it’s much more likely it’s a USB file transfer.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        If the DNC does have the fiber connection you describe, would there still be transfer speed degradation between the server and a hacker in, say, Moscow?

      3. Gilmore

        yep. it was an inside job.

        and that should have been clear in 30 seconds to anyone. which makes all the “russia”!! arble-garble a smokescreen.

        1. Count Potato

          Seth Rich, secret Russian?

      4. grrizzly

        I recognize the date. In the early afternoon on July 5, 2016 FBI Director Comey described in detail how Hillary Clinton violated numerous laws by setting up an unauthorized email server. And then he announced that she would not be prosecuted. That triggered me to attach the “Hillary for Prison” sticker to my car (never defiled my car in this fashion before or after) in the evening of that day. I imagine other people were pissed off as well that day and could do something more consequential.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Unsure about the tech parts, but

      The president’s ability to conduct foreign policy, notably but not only with regard to Russia, is now crippled

      is pretty dumb. He just passed a raft of sanctions against Russian plutocrats, pounded a Syrian airfield with rockets earlier this year, cut off arms to Syrian terrorists, and is blustering his way into a confrontation with the Norks that our presidents have been putting off for decades. What else do you want him to do? What else CAN he do? Lob some missiles at the Kremlin?

      These people are presidential cultists.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Maybe when these people say “foreign policy,” they mean airlifting billions of dollars in cash to a hostile nation.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        Agree. The ability to conduct foreign policy has not been crippled. Maybe the range of politically available options has narrowed in some specific contexts, but not crippled.

      3. R C Dean

        What will cripple foreign policy is leaking the complete transcripts of phone conversations between the President and foreign leaders. If you’re really worried about our ability to conduct foreign policy, you should be demanding that the leaker be jailed.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          These people are a bunch of Roperites who will cut down every tree to get at “the devil”. Reap the whirlwind, bitches.

    3. wdalasio

      Cripes, when even The Nation is admitting this was a hoax, it’s pretty clear there isn’t a leg to stand on.

    4. A Fuggin White Male

      The author followed up with this in the comments:

      “Last night I had a note from Adam Carter in which he addressed this question of identity. (I didn’t solicit his remarks on the topic.) He wrote in part:
      “Please know that both Forensicator and myself only choose to remain behind pseudonyms for security. (Understanding Guccifer 2.0’s purpose makes it clear to us that whoever it is, they are connected to influential and wealthy politicians that are not likely to be happy about this being exposed and the prospect of it being who we think it is does not make us feel any safer.)”
      Adam Carter went on to note he and colleagues are aware of the inconvenience their decisions to remain anonymous imposes.
      I see nothing peculiar in this judgment. I ought to add that some of my intelligence sources warned me as we finished our work together to be careful driving, esp at night and esp on the country roads I traverse to get home. This is not funny business, I was firmly advised.”

      Chilling.

  48. KibbledKristen

    OMG (meaningless, bench-warmer) hoofball tonite!

    1. Tundra

      Got your Vikes jersey ready?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        No, but I have my signed pic of the greatest Vikings coach ever ready to go.

        1. straffinrun

          Thought you would go with Jimmy Johnson.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Bite your tongue!

            JJ was part of the fuckers who swindled us with Herschel.

        2. KibbledKristen

          At least it’s not Mr. OT on Third Down

        3. AlmightyJB

          Lol

        4. MikeS

          I thought it would be this guy

          1. Pope Jimbo

            He’s second.

          2. Tundra

            He was awesome. Listening to his interviews was hilarious.

            BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!BLEEP!

          3. KibbledKristen

            Burgess Meredith!

          4. MikeS

            Ha!

        5. Gray Ghost

          Thought it be this picture of Bud Grant.

      2. KibbledKristen

        Before I got fat, I had a sexy lace-up jersey. Now I just have a pair of sweat pants (with no pockets!!!). *sigh*

        1. Tundra

          I had a sexy lace-up jersey.

          So does his Holiness.

          1. KibbledKristen

            Awwwww yeeeeahhhh

          2. Pope Jimbo

            And my moobs are busting out of it!

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Viking zubaz? Schwing!

      3. KibbledKristen

        I gotta text my old boss and ask if he has his Vikings (foam) brick handy.

        One of my former colleagues just had a Viking marry into her family. I should see if I can finagle some swag from her.

    2. commodious spittoon

      I’m honestly a little bit sad about the Bears letting Cutler go. He was highly entertaining.

  49. straffinrun

    I present…Lactatia.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I need a drink

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Why? Xe’s sort of cute even without the beer goggles.

        1. mr simple

          The 8 year old? Dude.

    2. wdalasio

      How is this not sexualizing a little child?

  50. mexican sharpshooter

    Judas Titty-Fucking Priest, how hard is it to hit “Reply” instead of “Reply All.” I have emails from 30 separate people complaining some schmuck in Denver scheduled a national call at 5pm eastern.

    1. Nephilium

      Just as hard not to click Reply All to send an e-mail to everyone to not click Reply All. (Guessing I’m gonna get ninja’d, but refreshing is for losers)

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Yeah, those are in there too.

    2. AlmightyJB

      We have that happen all the time where I work.

      1. whiz

        We just had that happen here on an email list, and the funny (sad) part was the increased traffic caused even more people to ask to be removed from the list, many of whom also hit “reply all” — it was kind of an avalanche of incompetence.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Years ago at another job we had a city-wide email bouncing around for maybe half an hour before IT came downstairs and pleaded with everyone to quit replying all because it was havoc for the network.

    3. thom

      When I was on the East Coast I figured every 5PM call some West Coast person forced me into was just revenge for all the 5:30AM calls we forced them to participate in.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        ^^THIS^^

    4. MikeS

      Someone posted this a while back. Thought I would re-post to show you it could always be worse.

    5. R C Dean

      My proposal:

      Reply all to all the reply alls, asking them not to reply all.

      I have done this. It helps. For awhile. It also helps to be in a position/have a reputation that nobody is going to bitch about you turning 30 emails into 900 emails.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        I assure your, I am in no such position.

        1. R C Dean

          You’re VA, right? I thought nobody who worked for the VA could be fired.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Yeah. You might have to explain why that has anything to do with following instructions not to hit “reply all” by some guy in Phoenix that works in the compliance office.

      2. Dr Mossy Lawn

        The fault lies with the sysadmin that set up large (chained) multiuser DL’s without an inbound ACL. Generic low level users should not be able to reach the “All office” list.

        When this happens in our business you just have to set a mailbox rule that auto-deletes the 4-5 hours of replies you are going to see and wait until the email IT staff suspends the list for the rest of the day and the storm dies down.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    wouldn’t mind the more ‘philosophical’ among this merry band of dopes take on this ‘open letter’ to Damore.

    “Sanctimonious cunt” isn’t very high-minded pr philosophical, but it’s pretty much all I’ve got.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Conservative Googlers have both Sundar and you to thank for that.

      Bitch, your ideological peers at Google want to root out and persecute anyone with views in the same ballpark as Damore’s. Like them, you still cannot bring yourself to address any of his points. You’re gloating at his misfortune in the most backhanded of ways, even while insisting you’re open to the conversation. You’re not. You spent paragraph after tedious paragraph discussing the emotive impact of his views. YOU PROVED HIS POINT, you neurotic twat.

      You don’t need to choose between your mind and your emotions. You can be the master of both. You can care and challenge.

      Most un-self-aware, unintentionally ironic statement of the week.

  52. “On Wednesday, the reporter tweeted that he stands by his story and will protect his sources.”

    So…does that mean he will procedurally default and automatically lose the case?

    I don’t really know how libel trials work, it’s just wishful thinking.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Fightin’ words!

    Even if Mr. Trump’s provocative remarks were part of a deliberate strategy for ratcheting up pressure on North Korea — and on China, which as the North’s main food and fuel supplier has more influence on it than any other nation — they would be at odds with the measured approach of his predecessors. This is a president with no prior government or military experience who has shown no clear grasp of complex strategic issues.

    “Boo hoo hoo, why can’t he be more like Obama?”

    What do they think will happen if the Norks engage in an act of war?

    1. Chipwooder

      Hah, Mr. Red Line and his measured approach.

    2. Hammercorps

      “Measured Approach of his predecessors…”

      It must be nice having selective memory loss.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Honestly, it will be unlikely people like this will be directly affected in any way if Lil Kim goes ballistic. As it turns out the people like this probably aren’t going to sign up for any kind of war effort nor do they know anyone in their inner circle that would do so either. It’s not like the Norks can hit the NY Times. They will fight with a hashtag campaign.

      1. Gray Ghost

        It’s not like the Norks can hit the NY Times.

        That used to be the case. Probably not true now with this latest missile.

        The thought that NK is going to actually flip a test shot over SK, Japan, to impact “near Guam”, is just mind-boggling.

    4. wdalasio

      Well, exactly how well did “the measured approach of his predecessors” work?

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Comment number one on that NYT editorial:

    Joe Marietta, GA 2 hours ago

    Donald Trump, a man with no military experience, a man many professionals believe has poor mental health, is making life and death decisions affecting millions of people. Yet no matter what he does there are those who defend his most ignorant and impulsive statements. Donald a Trump is a clear and present danger to our country and the world. No amount of spin can change this. If he is not removed from office it is only a matter of time before his temper, his narcissism, and his twittering lead countless numbers to their death.

    Many people say Trump is the same person he was during the campaign. I agree. With this in mind, anyone who continues to support him bears some of the responsibility for the lives he will destroy. This is hard to think about. But it doesn’t make the reality any less true. Millions of children are depending on those in power to remove President Trump from office.

    Teh Chilllunz!

    Remove him from office and let Hillary deal with the Norks. In a measured, statespersonly manner.

    1. tarran

      Sure she had some bad luck – who knew meddling in Ukranian politics would trigger a Russian annexation of the Crimea? Oh and who could have guessed that providing air support to islamist rebels in Libya would cause Islamists to take over the country and start slaughtering Christians? And that giving money and weapons to sunni islamists in syria would enable them to go on a genocidal rampage?

      When one faces many batters, no matter how good a pitcher they are, they’ll eventually get hit for a home run. And Hillary had some notable successes; for example, she flew as a passenger on U.S. govt aircraft for a record number of flight miles.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Don’t forget killing Ghadaffi. A guy who gave up his nuke program and tried to back away from the abyss.

        But no way that could ever influence Kim’s thinking right? I mean, I bet if we pinky swore that if he gave up his nukes, no way we would ever help depose him later, he’d totally believe us.

      2. F. Stupidity Jr.

        she flew as a passenger on U.S. govt aircraft for a record number of flight miles.

        Oh, she went everywhere when the job was hers; she couldn’t be bothered to go very far when asking for one.

        TW: HuffPo

        during the final 100 days of the election, Trump made 133 visits to Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina, Michigan and Wisconsin while Clinton made 87.

        My guess is that she went grudgingly each time.

  55. Count Potato

    “The NYC Hotel Union’s Incendiary Attack Ad Links AirBnB To Terrorism

    The Hotel Association of New York City (along with a very long list of other groups) has a beef with Airbnb specifically for eating into their market share. So the Association launched a salvo against the room sharing app that equates Airbnb to be a purveyor of terrorism and crime in general. Their 30-second ad — which is airing on cable TV during prime time — opens with the ominous question, “Who’s in your building?” From there it notes that terrorists in Manchester used a short-term rental before carrying out an attack at the Ariana Grande concert.”

    http://uproxx.com/life/airbnb-hotels-terror-ad/

    1. Hammercorps

      The NYC Hotel Union should run for political office.

  56. Spartan Dad

    Another example of Disney falling down the progressive rabbit hole to irrelevance:
    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/08/10/wrinkle-in-times-diverse-cast-draws-attention.html

    Apparently they are remaking A Wrinkle in Time but are using it as a platform for teaching diverse wokeness.

    I can’t even begin to wrap my head around the discognizance in this remark:

    “The more we can celebrate diversity, the better,” he said.

    “The original book that I read as a kid, I don’t recall race as being a plot point with these characters… and it’s so exciting to see filmmakers not making diversity the plot point, just saying, ‘This is a great story. It’s not about race… it’s just people,’ makes me super excited about how progressive that is….

    “The haters,” he continued, “who are the traditionalists and will say, ‘But that’s not how it was written,’ I want to say, ‘But people are responding to more accurate representation of what the world looks like on the screen these days, and it’s not about the storyline as much as it used to be.’”

    1. Hammercorps

      I still can’t stop laughing about how they keep emphasizing how “diverse” and “authentic” the Aladdin reboot cast is going to be, yet they made everyone in the Beauty and the Beast reboot British.

      1. spqr2008

        Even the candelabra was British (which is messed up, since Renee Auberjones was the original voice, and should have been in the Live Action if he wanted to). That’s appropriation of French culture.

    2. R C Dean

      This is a great story. It’s not about race… it’s just people,’ makes me super excited about how progressive that is

      Somebody doesn’t know what the working definition of “progressive” is.

      What do you want to bet that a sane normie watching the movie would disagree, and say there sure were some heavy-handed messages about race in there.

    3. Fatty Bolger

      Meh. Unless it’s something that’s supposed to be historically accurate, I don’t care about the race of the actors.

      I read the book as a kid, and her description of the planet that had given in to evil horrified me. I hope (but doubt) that the filmmakers can do it justice.

  57. Count Potato

    “‘Hold My Avocado’ Is the Viral Catchphrase Millennials Have Been Looking For”

    time.com/4893355/hold-my-avocado/

    Time has gone bye-bye. Egon, what’ve you got left?

    1. commodious spittoon

      Sorry, CP, I’m terrified bored beyond the capacity for rational thought.

    2. Chipwooder

      I’m a bit slow – what is all this avocado stuff about? It’s like a lame inside joke that other people won’t shut up about.

      1. commodious spittoon

        That’s Memes 101.

      2. DOOMco

        young people like avocados.

        There’s also some dumb shit about an 80 cent berry causing young people to not be able to afford homes or something.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          You know who doesn’t like avocados?

          1. DOOMco

            suthen?

  58. KibbledKristen

    Looks like they arrested someone in the douchebag jogger in London case. The Guardian and the cops in the UK don’t do “name-and-shame”??

    1. commodious spittoon

      They do tame and lame.

  59. Nephilium

    Gods damn job hunting. I submitted my resume to a company, who didn’t contact me and put the position out to recruiters. I’ve now had five different recruiting companies reach out to me regarding the exact same position, which they all think is a near perfect match for my resume.

    1. KibbledKristen

      I’ve had similar shit happen. One time I submitted my resume for a position, got an outright “thanks but no thanks”, then the actual hiring person (not a recruiter) called me for the same position 6 months later! That time, I got to say “thanks but no thanks”.

  60. DOOMco

    Sargon has been suspended from Twitter.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Sargon has been dead these 4300 years

      1. DOOMco

        next you’ll tell me Cato the Elder is dead too.

      2. whiz

        I thought he was reborn in the future.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    it’s not about the storyline as much as it used to be.

    “What are you complaining about? Just because we jacked up the title and put something completely different under it, you get all persnickety about content and storyline.”

    1. Tundra

      Hah! I like this one, too.

      1. Count Potato

        That’s why they are investing in self-driving cars. So they can take people to the re-education camps.

      2. Chipwooder

        What about this?

        1. Count Potato

          DucKDuckGo FTW

          1. Fatty Bolger

            I’m still using Chrome, but I just set that as my start page.

          2. Switched to that on my phone. Also, I’m switching over to Vivaldi after running out of browser makers who haven’t offended my political sensibilities. Plus I’m a nerd.

          3. DOOMco

            I’ve switched my searches to that on chrome. I just looked at Vivaldi, thanks for the tip Nap!

          4. R C Dean

            I’ve switched my searches to that on chrome.

            You mean, the Google browser? If you’re trying to de-Google, yer doin’ it wrong.

          5. DOOMco

            Well, I just got a new browser. I have to set it up today.

          6. No prob! I haven’t had a chance to actually hack on it yet, but I do a lot of React stuff so I’m jazzed about being able to fiddle with the UI in that.

          7. I’m using Brave browser, which is great, but there’s no Monocle support yet.

          8. DOOMco

            looks like Vivaldi is based off chromes, so chrome extensions will work. Tampermonkey and monocle are working well for me on it so far.

          9. mr simple

            Don’t forget tophat. I’ve been using Vivaldi for a few months now and I like it.

        2. Tundra

          Excellent. Too bad Google already owns my soul…

  62. commodious spittoon

    Princeton to offer class on social acceptance for fatties communicated through dance and performance art.

    Shake it, chubs.

    1. Worker and Parasite

      That really changes the meaning of“Sugaree”

  63. Count Potato

    “Prof Lists Surviving ‘Internalized Misogyny’ On Resume”

    dailycaller.com/2017/07/12/prof-lists-surviving-internalized-misogyny-on-resume/

  64. tarran

    Over at TSTSNBN, Nick Gillespie publishes an almost good essay on the Google memo controversy, then proceeds to step on a rake in an attempt to ingratiate himself to a proggie audience (actually he steps on a rake with the title of the piece first, but in the meat of the article it’s almost at the end).

    The Google Memo Exposes a Libertarian Blindspot When it Comes To Power

    Again, from a libertarian point of view, one traditional response to Singer’s question would be: Who cares, it’s none of our business what a private entity does because libertarianism is ultimately about relations between individuals and the state, not individuals and voluntary associations they make, including employment.

    You know there’s a but coming.

    The Google Memo controversy reveals the limitations of such narrow or “thin” libertarianism. Political correctness—which is both the enforcement of an orthodox set of beliefs and the delegitimation of any criticism of those beliefs—is an attitude that is hardly limited only to state capitols, state agencies, and state universities. It exists everywhere in our lives and should be battled wherever we encounter it since it undermines free-thinking and free expression, the very hallmarks of a libertarian society. We have not just a right to criticize the actions of private actors but arguably a responsibility to do so, even if there is no public policy change being called for (Google should be allowed to fire whomever it wants, though its grounds for doing so are fair game for public discussion). Libertarianism is ultimately grounded not in anything like knowable objective, scientific truths, but in epistemological humility built on (per Hayek and other unacknowledged postmodernists) a tremendous amount of epistemological humility. That is, because we don’t know objective truths, we need to have an open exchange of ideas and innovation that allows us to gain more knowledge and understanding even if we never get to truth with a capital T. Political correctness is not simply an attack a given set of current beliefs, it is an attack on the process by which we become smarter and more humane. That’s exactly why it’s so pernicious and destructive.

    Hands up, everyone who thinks that being a libertarian means you shouldn’t criticize other people behaving like idiots!

    The only people who think that libertarianism ⇒ “all private actions are immune to criticism” are the fucking proggies. There is no libertarian blind-spot being exposed.

    My respect for Gillespie continues to plummet like a Thanksgiving turkey chucked out of a helicopter.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Gillespie kicked the ever living shit out of that strawman, that’s for sure. Way to go Gillespie! Keep up the good fight!

    2. PieInTheSKy

      What the fuck is happening to reason, seriously?

      1. Chipwooder

        Conquest’s second law in action.

      2. kbolino

        They lost all interest in reporting and investigate journalism, so all they were left with is politics. Unfortunately, as it turns out, their politics weren’t particularly libertarian.

    3. tarran

      Ken appears in the comments to argue:

      Given that investigation hanging in the background, Google didn’t have a real choice from a liability perspective but to fire the guy who wrote the diversity memo. Otherwise, any random attorney who sued Google in the future on behalf of a woman claiming discrimination would use the fact that Google didn’t fire this guy as further evidence that they are still actively creating a hostile work environment for women.

      Ken’s argument is baloney since the main thrust of the article is to suggest ways to make Google less of a hostile work environment for women. Naturally, Nick loved Ken’s comment.

      The google memo is turning out to be like Trump’s candidacy – a great spur for idiots to rip their masks off.

      1. kbolino

        If you give them what they want, then they’ll ask for more. By firing him, they opened the door to further complaints.

        1. wdalasio

          Exactly. You know it’s only a matter of time now before Google finds itself subject to demands that it “change the culture that made Dalmore possible”. And that, of course, means the even further elevation of the diversity police and the subordination of tech to HR & compliance.

      2. R C Dean

        Given that investigation hanging in the background, Google didn’t have a real choice from a liability perspective but to fire the guy who wrote the diversity memo. Otherwise, any random attorney who sued Google in the future on behalf of a woman claiming discrimination would use the fact that Google didn’t fire this guy as further evidence that they are still actively creating a hostile work environment for women.

        Firing Damore violated state (CA law protecting expression of political views in the workplace) and federal (National Labor Relations Act) law. That creates an absolute defense to any claims that they should have fired him. You cannot be required by one law to violate another law.

        A hostile workplace claim actually has some defined elements:

        Harassment is unwelcome conduct that is based on race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy), national origin, age (40 or older), disability or genetic information. Harassment becomes unlawful where 1) enduring the offensive conduct becomes a condition of continued employment, or 2) the conduct is severe or pervasive enough to create a work environment that a reasonable person would consider intimidating, hostile, or abusive.

        I defy anyone to argue in good faith that his memo meets these requirements.

        Google is going to pay far more in damages because they fired him, than they would have paid if they didn’t.

        1. R C Dean

          Link for the official DOL discussion of the elements of hostile workplace and harassment.

        2. R C Dean

          One more:

          I bet a number of conservative Googlers are consulting with their attorneys right now about bringing their own cases against Google for its demonstrated intolerance of and retaliation against conservative employees. The Damore firing alone just about brings them over the finish line for a state law claim.

    4. wdalasio

      The entire “thick” libertarianism schtick is a bait and switch. My disdain for Google’s actions aren’t and don’t need to be from my libertarianism. They may come from the same place, but others might arrive at libertarianism. And you know how the whole thing winds up. Once you buy into the “thick” libertarianism on this, it’s only a matter of time before the usual suspects insist that Damore’s memo crossed “thick libertarian” principles.

      1. kbolino

        The thing that bothers me about “thick” libertarianism* is that if it contradicts “thin” libertarianism, then how is it still libertarian? You can’t say that you just want to expand upon a set of principles if in so doing you violate those same principles.

        * = Assuming that “thick” libertarianism isn’t just a glorified euphemism for progressivism

        1. kbolino

          More on point, “thick” libertarianism always seems to be “libertarianism plus”, as in libertarianism plus some other political philosophy. What makes this memo out of line with “thick” libertarianism, but not the policy it is arguing against? It’s the “plus” that got added on. In this case, it was modern American leftism. If your “plus” was instead Burkean conservatism you would arrive at a different answer.

        2. wdalasio

          Assuming that “thick” libertarianism isn’t just a glorified euphemism for progressivism

          I don’t think that’s a particularly safe assumption.

      2. It’s Thicc Libertarianism, please.

    5. SugarFree

      Can you spot Mary in the thread? I can.

      1. Gray Ghost

        Is she in the giant sea of white space between comments?

        (Praise be unto Amukadari!)

    6. R C Dean

      There is no libertarian blind-spot being exposed.

      Well, Nick’s blind spot was certainly exposed.

      Not only can “thin” libertarians criticize private conduct, they can do so from their perspective as libertarians. Libertarianism isn’t just about the relationship between people and governments, its about the kind of society that doesn’t need/want/tolerate a big, micromanaging government. In the Google case, for example, the criticism of Google is/can be as follows:

      (1) The government, via its labor laws, has created incentives for private actors to do stupid things (see Ken’s claim, mistaken in this case, that Google had to fire the guy to avoid legal trouble).

      (2) Private actors doing stupid things feeds into the demand for government to do something. In the Google case, prior (perceived) incidents of political retaliation by employers led to CA passing a law against it, and prior (perceived) incidents of management squashing workers trying to improve the workplace led to the federal government doing the same.

    7. Brett L

      Matt Welch and the Alonya lady that used to have all the reasoners on RT went back and forth on that. Alonya had some thinly sourced claims about ISPs and “big multinationals”, Welch came back with “bankruptcy and insolvency is the ultimate market defense against abuse of power”. Which is about true. Its going to be a hassle to move from Google docs to O365, but I can do it. If I had to stop using my gmail account that is now 14 or 15 years old, I could do it. I’m not there yet, but I could be. I could even… switch from Chrome to something else.

      1. I was planning on switching browsers anyway because lately Chrome has been a real bitch about never quite clearing everything that’s cached, particularly stylesheets and scripts, which is a real bitch when you’re working on a website. As for the rest, I’ve got my own mail server on my own hosting, but I’ve used gmail for a very long time and, having an Android phone, I’m locked into a lot of that ecosystem. I could drop my Google Drive account and move all that back to Dropbox or something, but the phone stuff would be a real bitch.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Libertarianism is ultimately grounded not in anything like knowable objective, scientific truths, but in epistemological humility built on (per Hayek and other unacknowledged postmodernists) a tremendous amount of epistemological humility.

    Ooh, deep derp.

    1. R C Dean

      epistemological humility built on (per Hayek and other unacknowledged postmodernists) a tremendous amount of epistemological humility.

      Ladies and gentlemen, the senior editor of Reason.

      1. DOOMco

        ha

  66. MikeS

    The people this guy worked for assure us this sort of thing doesn’t happen. I am shocked. Shocked!

    College student gets 100 days in slammer for registering dead voters for Dems

    Spieles admitted he prepared all 18 of the false voter registration forms by obtaining information from “walk sheets” given to him by the Virginia Democratic Party. Spieles said no one else participated in the crime.

    1. R C Dean

      Which is it? He prepared the forms based on information given to him by the Dem Party, or nobody else participated in the crime? Because the Party giving people “walk sheets” with dead people’s names on them shows a degree of negligence, at best, that you might build a case on. Likely, if anyone cared to seriously investigate, the Party actually knew (or was reckless) there were dead people on there, and gave it to their minions anyway. Its hard to see any reason for that other than facilitating the commission of voter fraud.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, something’s not right there. If he was using walk sheets from somebody else, how did dead people’s names get on them?

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Okay, fine. One guy, the one and only guy doing it, was caught. See, the system works!

  67. The Late P Brooks

    I defy anyone to argue in good faith that his memo meets these requirements.

    I confess to not having read the thing in its entirety, but my impression is the basic thesis of his “manifesto” (an imbecilic characterization) is not that google ought not be *seeking* diversity, but that what they are doing isn’t working. And- that intellectual/political lockstep is the order of the day, effectively confirmed by firing him for wrongthink.

    1. R C Dean

      Exactly. If you read the memo, it boils down to “Diversity yay! But there’s got to be a better way”.

      Calling actual aggrieved Google employees as witnesses and cross-examining them would likely show that they weren’t reacting to the memo itself, but to third-party accounts of the memo. Which can’t be hung on Google. If anything, the Google employees mischaracterizing the memo created whatever hostile environment there is. If they were reacting to their actual, personal reading of the memo, getting them to explain in detail what was so offensive about it will take them right out of the “reasonable person” category.

  68. KibbledKristen

    I don’t even know how Colion Noir deals with these racist-ass Lefties on Twitter. You’d be challenged to find more racism at a KKK rally than what I see spouted at that guy.

    1. DOOMco

      They really hate him. I imagine after a while it starts to look like noise. I couldn’t do it.

      1. KibbledKristen

        Someone today outright used the term “token black” in a Tweet to him. These people should feel right at home in a Mississippi trailer park, they way they talk to him.

        1. DOOMco

          that’s fucked.

    2. KibbledKristen
      1. That’s funny, I was going through the tweets and was like, “How many Chad Dukes can there be?” And sure enough, local sports radio goofball weighs in against racist progressives. That takes stones in this area.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Attention whores? Us?

    A group of House Democrats wants answers from Google about a divisive internal memo that criticized the internet search giant’s diversity initiatives.

    In a letter to Google CEO Sundar Pichai, the group applauded the company for firing the author of the memo but expressed concern that the note was indicative of a larger problem in Silicon Valley.

    ———-

    The House Democrats asked Google to explain how it plans to prevent similar episodes in the future and what it is doing to increase the number of women and minorities in its workforce.

    “It is no secret that the tech industry has a diversity problem and Google is no exception,” the members wrote. “While this memo might not reflect the views of Google as a company, the discriminatory beliefs espoused within the memo points to a problematic culture and mindset that persists within the tech industry as a whole.”

    It is no secret Congress is jam-packed with cretinous vermin.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      Recommended response: “We have all of your complete search histories.”

    2. wdalasio

      Exactly what I predicted.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        8-minute turnaround time on prediction, not bad.

  70. AlmightyJB

    “You can’t take away people’s rights to be assholes.” – Simon Phoenix

  71. AlmightyJB

    Only speech that doesn’t need protected should be protected.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Wrong thread