I’ll try to keep it more or less light, since as predicted, Texas was utterly destroyed and we should have respect for the millions of people killed because of our withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords.

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!

Conor McGregor blames his loss on all the blood flowing out of his head to… well, see for yourself.

When a catfight happens, the preggo usually loses.

If they did this in Chicago, it would keep the cops too busy to be shooting people at random. (h/t np)

When the Left eats their own, Baby Jesus stops crying for a minute or two.

And finally, music. There may be a better female vocalist walking this planet than Kris Delmhorst, but I can’t imagine who’d that be.